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The Seaforth News, 1926-01-28, Page 2Stories About '1 ell -Know People An Irish Bela; Antaaget the many goad stories told. by that Irisliw•omau, Miss Kath- . alarm Tamen, one of the best concerns an old Connemarafarmer, who,upon awakening suddenly sale night, sawat the toot of his bed what he took to be a ghost, • Rem:tang for his gun, he ln•omptly diel fereted, the appaTYtion with a but- let :+ Tohis surprise, the following morning. he dil5,coTered that he had made a target of his own shirt. He was relating his experience to a friend, who :asked him: "What did you do when you dis- coveted :what. it was?" de iair}teeseriauely:the old chap replied: "Oh, well, I just thanked my lucky stars I wasn't inside it" A New Game. The well-known authoress, Mies Elinor Glyn, tells a etery of the ehem- pian girl swanker. ° • The young lady im question was en- gagedd • Inconversation with a man, 'and •w'as doing her level beat to 1'm- pl•ess iiim with hsr love of: games and her alleged proficiency in them. "Do yea golf?" he asked. "I 'love it," she cried. "I play at least thirty-six hales a week." Haw about tennis?" . "I'woh the women's Championship in: our club." So far, so good. But here the man suddenly switched off on -to lhereture, !and this was the s'wankers undoing,, Dir you like Kipling?" lie asked. ' Oh,. arae, indeed., Why, only yester- day 1,,,.kippied for over an hour," she ans'we'red without hesitation. Broke News. Gently. James :Sanger, the son and eucces5- or of Lord George Sanger, 'has e. vvon aortal budget of etorles relating to the show -folk amongst when his life has been speat. • One that he Is fond of telling con- cern the proprieto"r cf a travelling menagerie who had struck a patch- of bad luck, having la,t' a- number of valuableanimals. Therefore, it was with concern writ- ten large upon his face that ono of the keepers undertook the task of breaking the news of yet another death. He began thus: "Mr. Smith, you remember that laughing hyena, in cage ;nine?" • • "Remember the laughing hyenar demanded the owner angrily. "What the deuce are you driving at?" "Only this, Mr. Smith. Fie ain't gat nothin' to 'laugh at this meaning!" Tickled Into Health! According to Sir Bruce Bruce -Porter, it is silly to keep windows sisu't to pro- tect children from draughts. He thinks Youngster's eve usually overolothed. It is wrong to stop ell noise, merely be- cause a child has gone to sleep, for he says kiddies should be prepared tor the rough and tumble of later life.. Milk, he 'explains, is a food, not a drink. It is a perfect medlum for germs and should only be bought in: sealed bottles. But he would never ,Iefuse a child a drink of water. He does not believe in forcing left handed youngsters to use thein hands' but it ie a good thing to tickle babies says Sir Bruce, for it makes them laugh and .thus breathe in plenty, 01 fresh air. Patrioti lea. There Is more than one sort of aver - fare, and there are battlefields beyond the gauge of bursting shells and the enaeli of powder. The zero hour may be a signal to the courage 1n one's own heart, awary from any firing line where' the barrage of artillery is heard. Many are the Irave soldiers Who never carried a rifle oa pulled a lanyard. Some of the great victories in everyday human contacts manifeac- been these -of men w"no in civil life and in everryday'humancort:ets manifest- ed, the spirit of the -happy warrior, wanting and working for peace, cour- ageous to resist a wrong bat most of all concerned for the constructive aA- oomplis'hment that hoe its legible re- • card in the warfare of society. Patriotism for tho"e outside the military calling has much more to do. than to wave a flag and sing a song anis stand up when the national an- them is performed. I's duty is great- er even than to minister to wounded men or 10 supply the creature COM - forts to the rank and file .embattled. Patriotism works as hard for the up - building of one's country in the days of peace as for any military victory. It calls for a union of thought and feel- ing and !aspired effort in business and In commerce and for the emphasis of those v.luee which lay broad and creep Poimdations for the enduring national pa+a;perity in etabllized canditiond of industry. .It pays heed to each day's work and is not looking for molodra- mattc chances to win celebrity in some distant region or some sdreetacular and unusual event. There are linemen re- pelling wires in bitter weather, rivet. els sb trade the girders of tall build- ings, "sand -hogs", in ate caisson of bridge foundations, truck drivers haul- ing loads In the dark home, engineers In the Iocomotive cabs, firemen ie the stokeholds, who are batter citizens of the world and servants of the race, hence tram* patriote, than eome whose names are written large iu history as the world conquerors. Hit Michael Angelo's Nose. Michael Angelo Buone.rotd, to give him "his full name, was not only a good artist, but he always admitted the fact. During Michael's time there was an- other artist in Florence, Pietro Terri- gano by name. Pietro was. similar to Angelo. He had a very geed opinion of his work. As a matter of fact, he was pretty near as good a sculptor as Michael; at any rate he was a better pugilist. One day these two artists had a de- olded'iywarm dispute about their com- parativeprofiaiency, and Michaelstart ed semething, as the modern saying describes the beginning of a fracas. Pietro finally succeeded• in smashing a good right Ito Michael's nose, draw- ing considerable blood and breaking the; bridge of the nose. This pugilietic stili' left Michael Angelo with a twist- ed nose that was in front et him from that day until his' death. Pietro went to England,, where he left. in Westminster Abbey a most beautiful piece of marble, the tomb of Henry VII. Then he went to Spain and cut out a .wonderful marble Vir- gin. The customer who had ordered the statue refused to pay the high prise demanded, so Pietrosmashed it with tea hansflier, For 1hia act Pietro was condemned to be burned at the shake, but he avoided a public execution by going on a hunger strike and starving himself to death, his despise being a few days before the auto da fe'of 1622, the pubiic•burning in which he was to have been roasted. Thousands of Sculls. Ten thousand slculle were recently The Bargain. The stable door was open wide: I heard voices, looked Inside. Slx candle -yellow birds were set In a cage of silver net, Shaking wing, preening feather,. Whistling loudly all together., 'Two most ancient withered fairies Bartered .rings against canaries, Haggled with a courteous cunning Hinting, boasting, teasing, punning In a half -remembered tone. "Too low an offer!" "Times are bad." "Too low!" By far the best you have had." "Raise it."' Then what a song was "Dicky a pretty fad! Dicky la a pretty lad!" But diamonds twinl0ed with light flung By twelve inpatient golden wings, The younger merchant took the rings, Closed his bargain with a sigh, And sadly wished his flock "Good by." Good by, good by, in fairy speech With a sugar -peck for each Unsuspecting bright canary. "Fare you well,"• A sudden airy Geet of midnight slammed the door. Out went the lights: I heard no more. —Robert Graves. Toes and Evolution. The horse le one -toed; the cattle and doer, two -'toed; the pig, four -toed; and the elephant, five -toed. This con- dition is explained by the theory of evolution, declaring that all ungulates' originally: had live digits to eaoh limb,, but in some cases one or more has been lost because they were not of advantage to the species. The anoestora of the hones known by fossil remains exhibit four com- plete toes, and the most ancient mam- mals, living several mblliens of years ago, all had five toes en each limb. Rudiments of these lost digits are present in the horse, deer and crow.. The digits are numbered from the in- side outward, i.e., from the thumb to- ward the little finger. The horse walks or: the end of the third digit, so that the wrist and ankle, often wrongly called the knee, are more then a foot above the ground, while the real knee as .close up to the body. y The Worker. The old woman's fingers can never be still; She picks and she smooths and she pleats at her gown; In the little stone house on the side of the hill She worked from sun -up tial sun- down. She scrubbed and she bakad and site knitted and sewed, And fed all the hens and looked af- ter the cow, And out on the biiside she harrowed and hoed, And led the old 'horse at the plough,, Wherever she worked was. a glimpse of ;the sea, And often she quaked at the voice of the eborm, And ,bonged for the summer- and sound 01 the bee On days that were drowsy and warm. And now, in the city, she sits by the fire, Itestsseiy plucking and pleating her seams; Sick for the house and the hillside and byre, Her fingers re -dreaming her dreams.. Elizabeth S. Fleming. Sea -Wings, An Italian liner is :to be equipped with seapian•es for passengers in a hurry to reach the shoreTaking, the collected and studied in an effort to sea from the sea voyage teems to be datermiile the wizen of the American the intimate in the way of reducing Talon. tee discomforts al ocean' travel. wt. Ste HAD OCEAN ,LINER ALL TO HIMSELF The only passenger on an ocean liner and with all its service at his dis- posal, William Thomas Stewart, 465 Pasluside Drive, Toronto,' who arrived home recently after dockdng et Boston, stated that never before had he ap- preelated seamen so mush. 14Is, Steward's. iiatwe comprie'ad, tate whale sail-• ing list of the Leyland lime Douenian, which left Liverpool Jam est, and has a000mm.odation for 260 passengers. He bad at his •serwice some twenty stewards and on him: -was bestowed the attentions of `captain aiid oflloers generally divided among et least several score. tat .wasn't just the best trip in the world," the traveler said. ."There were no other passengers to put is .the time with, but I never became so well acquainted with the workings on any ship nor with its crew in ail my experience. I was on alio bridge with the captain and down fa the hold with the ongleerss I think I know some- thing o me -thing about every job on the'bont. Bat it has its adyantages, one certainly, did not lack attention and did not have to wait for service. Mr. ,Stewart ascribes the light 'traffic :to the very rough weather and to the fact that the boat was four days late in sailing. He spent some four months' in England on a business trip. The pltobograph shows Mr. Stewart and his twin daugh-; tens greeting him on his arrival is Toronto. 1 Morning.coverer of the circulation of the blood, ddssecteti " Parr's remains, and : he de - Darkness turns to tinted gray, ,• closed that there w55 no decay of any Night's dim hordes of phantoms ilY; organ Peer died of Plethora, which Swirling down 'the eastern way was at that time supne ed to be 'a ' Geld and purple Irish the racy, morbid copcIttlon brought about by excessive fullness of the blood ver- Soon each tiny creature Rakes, Shaking with rte songs the Clew, And a sudden sunrise breaks That bejewels earth. anew, Then I drink the air as wine, Then I rise above earth's strife, Morning's ecstasy is mine, ' And the pinnacle et life! —George Lawrence Andrews in "Suc- cess." IN•RF CONFIDENCE' White+, of all reasons, speaks meet" their liluiisa.ge among the blue, and definitely,:: to the race-comseleuenese which goes 'back " into the hast and. would stretch forward• into the future. I cannot explain why it should be, but the naked bonghe, passive Nana de- melee, e-isni! s, are more signifloant than the luxuriance of legvesancl flowers. It .is their : shape and 'eberaoter, the ,store of potential power which is in- dicative. They give to winter an aut tors confidence, enduring ,thi•oughbut storm and cold. The day has.been one of mist and hoar -frost. .This morning the twigs of the blackthorn hedges were covered with -a white fur of oryetals( To the glance of the eye treveiling over them, they appeared of a milky asure; hut seen separately, white and black con- trasted ,in sharp outline. The grasses too„ bs b1e and crunching under foot, stood each -clothed in Ito delicate gauze of ice. L came on my walk to a little hollow in the rolling uplands. A. path led steeply down beside a cleared cop - 'pica I passed a thick -set hedge, and found myself loolring up at the soft undulation 91 a' naked arable. The contents Mee delicately aid gently up. to the white sky of,mist. The field was of wheat §nubble, yellow Pike •ant- ,ber. The folds and turns'of the cen- taurs showed here and there, a faintly darker tint, Upon, one, aide was a .hazel copse with 'oak trees "'Tbe mul- titude of twigs was lake and mauve, and, at athe tips, faded palely into the pale sky. There was no sunlight, only a pearly -whiteness, impenebrahle • and all -enfolding. Theair • was still, un- enlivened by !Defects. " Up a small; tongue -shaped declivity, a' spur from' the wood thrust out into the field, fol- lowing the sharaoter of the ground. Some jays screamed among the oak - trees, and I saw the blue and,'p'bak'of pink of.,the tw'igr3'. A magpie cane ?Iyishg ovsr, floe y';;lio?v 'stubble through the •pearly, 5emi-oliaque sky. lt moved' swiftly) dripping and riding with the beat cf the wings end gliding a little, balanced by the long, straight tail. It lilted in the air, passing over Otho wood and away, After 'an interval of utter still -nese another magpie followed. Yt same out of the wlttteness',of Ilio mist sweeping down towand' the hollow, then rising with e startled cry. As I waited, listening and watching, I knew well that I stood upon ground that was essentially my own, and that I saw the same nights that Ina parents had seen, and my parents' parents.' I walked farther toward,,the wood, aol. a • covey of partridges 111 foil' flight swept' 011 arched wingsover the field, and at the same moment a p easent, with a scream of alarm, passel but a few feet'ovorlread. The path twisted a little; it through the copse, over a stile, over a plsnk bridge, and up a steep bank across a di-talnetdye w^iklei•- nose of uncultivated ground. A rule of summer blossoms, knapw sad, St. John'e wort and thla:ties with inter threading ' grasses was yet standing; but now each spray and leaf flowered with frost crystals.. It wee a frozen beauty,,sifatic tender the touch of Win- ter, different from its, summer grace. Each halm of grass stood separate, rigid with, cold. And, I was glad "and coinforted,; know- ing that this was Englaesd','Begland at is beet. . . The lend will 'endure, and the spirit of the kind, eternal because ever -re- curring, ever -self -renew with the sea- sons, holding within the amplitude of its beauty not only the lives of our forebears but the, lives of our cast le ren'a children.—B. L. Grant IVatsou, in "Moods' of Earth and -Ski." A Poem Worth Knowing. • A Song of Hope. 'Oharies Kingsley was, a parson, a poet, and a novelist.: As a preacher he was popular -even -where.. He wrote lovely sohgs like. "Three Fishers" and "Sands- o' Dee," and fine stories like "Westward 'He!''' and '"Hereward the Wake." ' Who will say the world is dying? Who will say our pidme is past? Sparks from Heaven within us lying, Plash, and will flash till the tart. Poole! who fancy Christ mistaken -- Man O tool to buy and sell; Earth a failure, God -forsaken, Ante -room of Hell. .sot's,' but now supposed to be on .ac- count of the abund'anoo of red oor putsces in the blood. Henry Jenkins, of Ycikeshtre, Eng- land, died in 1670 at the authenticated age of 169 yearts; James Lawrence, a Soot, lived 140 Mrs. Join Effingham, of Esssiug- ham, died in -the time of Cromwell aged 144. In 1772 'a Dane marred Di'acenberg died aged 147 years. Some Real Old People. Joseph iugtondd inergen, Norway in vtiyears, The little Italan town of Vellslaclum ' became famous in the year 76 A.1). r , when it was supposed to have some To the West Wind. remarkable specinene of long longe- vity. In that year there were living In the village six pennons each. 110 years old, four persons 120 years ofd and two persons 130 years old. All these vener- able beings bifid been born in thetown and had lived there all theft' lives. In England in 1453 a 111011 named Matte me thy lyre, oven as the forest w., Be through my lips to unawakened earth '" The trumpet of a prophesy! 0" wind, If whited comes, can spring be far be- hind? • Still the met of hero -spirits Para the lamp from Hand be handl Age front' age the words -inherits.: -' "Wife and Child and Fatherland"; Still the youthful hunter gathers Fiery joy from„ward a¢nd wood; He will: dare, as dared his fathena,. Give him cause as good. • While a slave bewails hie fettera; While au orphan pleads in vain;, While an infant lisps his letters, Heir of all Che.ages' gain; While a lame awaits the ruorrow;• While a moan from” man is wrung; Know, by 'every joy: and sorrow,' That the world is young. The Driver's, "Crocodile." Roses of Friendship. "I never understood the real frag- rance of frlendaildp•tmtil I WeLped the making of my mother's rose garden," said my new neighbor, wbo had come from a distant state and felt the' sense of strangeness. "I'd like • to tell You about it It:you've, time to listen, "We lived in a little old-fashioned Southern town where my father and mother had both beets born and had grown to maturity. " "Naturally my mother knew everyone in the town, and everyone loved her, since she loved 'people so much herself and was a neighbor and friend to everyone around her. Then came the accident that crippled her anallcept bar a pa- tient and cheerful Out in for Lett long yearns,' During thoso'years sho planted her rose garden --or rather friends planted it for her. She had more thapn sixty varieties" of roses, in Gilawlonder- ful garden, anal she knew each one of them byauamq. She did ?•ot inky�fhem by the names tiie'seedsmen.oi' the botanists "u§e, however; rhe knew then by the names of the friends who had planted the flowers in her friend- shl'p garden. "If a stranger moved Into the' town she slid. not feel that: sire eves prOPeniY initiated into the life of the con- mmnity antil She had p'lealed a rose 111 mothers"garden. Often in the spring mother? vapid look out from her sunny window to see cons° tuelghbor down on her knees in the soil digging about her own. special roes bush. It was a mat- Eleotrie contacts .placed on the rail l;way line, which operate a e'Ignal ha thein rbs�;s growing and blooming. If side the cab. of the engine and warn Grandma Barton's rose bash was not the driver that She signal is against doing well, mother grieved.over it with him,, are in use 011 French railways. her, and, together they planned how to Improve IL. If :some neighbor thought her bush had not a favorable :spot, Generosity. father was; always there to move the ter of prido frith all of thein to keep They are known as cnico,diles. —Shelley. "Why don't the Soothes wear rubber fence'or reset some ehrub that was in —• heels on their” ebees'T" the way of, ire growth. The little gas' - den grew'to be a .'curse of community pride and interset, and when smother passed on in June the neighbors did not buy netters to lay. on her grave; they used the rotes that grew in her own garden of frienttalsIp Other peo- ple sent oxpenelve flowers from the florists' seraph but the neighbors knew what mother wou']d like best, and they could .wlnsoab fan; y her leaning out 'of Heaven's gated' to see them gathering the roses arfor her, grave fn :her friend- ship gden.” I fatbite tease of appreciation in my eyes when she finished, but it was somsitow such a fragrant story I Want- ed o pass it on.—Frarces 1M. Holton. Possession. Pair was married at the age of 120 Great secrets are much easier to I dawns.' and flied aged 162_y Harvey, the die- keep than,little ones. "Because thegive too much ADAMSON'S ADVENTURES OHHl1Mlel ! ,.1 GUESS iii SQPposED To DO 50Me SILLY STt7FF AGAIN TO -11Y.' ! HUM -MM -o-1 WELL ILL SIT DOWN AND DOPE 01./T SOMETHING To 001 (Cepyrighp 1884, by 'Pte 551 Spring'Fe fee, They nay I' own the cottage on the But it ain't so. The cottage owns me, though, That's''bow it really is. It ain't my will Te just keep staying on, year after year. I've often thought I'd getaway from hers Just 'half way up -guest you ran see it now— Faded and brown. It kind of Snuggles down. • The tress bend over it,- you notice how? Protecting•1ike, :arid whispering so low It's quieter thou anything 1,know. TliE FLORA &F GASS P Professo}•' M. L. Fernald, of Hae seances botany department, has jus some made obeervatlAne 'which kali ante that MottinusKal�eih.ditl not live long enough to see a species: netdo. That the 'brief period a of 25;000 yeere which has elapsed educe the glaciers receded from New England is, not long -enough Inc the production of new species Is - one of the diaductions which he' sug- gests asp a x'esnilt of his study of the cordons' flora of the Gaspe Penhssula Tho Gaspe Peninsula, whose Stack;,, shtick Mountains, run down into tti sea on the south shore of the Gal Batt St. Lawrence, .long puzzled the botan- ists. Instead of the plants charac- teristicth of Northern New Pngland and Nein Brnhsswick,'it has'a„wbale•series of 51014cie,• which -no boteat:et has ever found east of theRockyMountains.• In addition to `bhe Western i(ora' It has nearly a hundreds�pecies• 01 its own plants, related, to the flora of, the Pacific coast, but defferent"from them and found nowhere else in the world. They occur in ihreply ioca;szea ,colon - les on tete •ta.bie'lande of the Slslokshbclu, range er on -the sea cliffs of eastern Gaspe. Iiow sled, they get there?The anstver seems to lie` in tine gra-, Mhistory of Norbil America: The greet continental ice' sheet ,which covered eastern Northern America a Dew 'Labs of theusands of year ago missed Camara. The ice stopped, at the St, Lawrence Gulf; the Labrador ice esbeet never • made the creasing. in force; and, when as egiona te; the south of it. were under foe Cleave was green. The rotting rock on tete tablelands tell the geologists that the denuding, ice • sheet winch planed. New England 'lett Gesee alone as' it did •bhe Roc:Weis. end' •the high Torngat Mountains of North-- Labrador, w'iiere floret abound.' The plants of the sea cliffs and mountain summits were u:wtouclred. They bad some thousands of years„which were • not granted' their brethren of the At- Matta t Matta States, in which to develop their peculiar loose ep'eclee. In these ether regione the, plants were, of course, wiped out ars, the glaciens �lireseed. south, end ooai1d migrate back ''toward the Arctic only after the gat- Merenetted--soave 26,000 years. That, apparently, is •foss time 'than nature requires, to evolve really dPetfnct ape• cies. My married sures wrote and sent for And- I slid try— Site count r t figure why I never came. Queer, how, a house can be-- ' Tire hoes they, pay' I. ow_n,Up on'tlie hill So little and so stn lebore;ouid so stlil Zlati}iryrayFrost Seed Catalogues. A gardeners, cottage stands on the edge of the moorland, Net one of those simpleadequate homes et the countryside. `they have secrets often unknown to wealth. A. nvan'e life con- Metals onsisteah 'not in 'tits abundant of the tillage that he poaeess,2lht. The two chlfilren are;•in Prom 'their bh.'ee-mile walk from school. They are gathered round a cl•ea'ndy, elmplet tabIo,• lampltt, in a smug little room, where is a•bksz- ing lire and a steaming kettle on the hob., Tile garci'ener is busy with a num- bee of seed catalogues. With the new year seed catalogues begin to arrive, and here he is in early January, dream- ing and planning for Jame. He has not the eeelest of tasks on those wild •enp'osed. . moorlands, There Nature has to be wrested with, before site. bees -es•. Many a gtirdeuer corning from the South to these northern moorlands retires from the -contest defeated, but this man ]tad got used to the struggle and was justifiably proud of the re- ti e - hs won.; Ifo le something of an expert in rage growing and in alike cf the ex - /screed situation grows - some lovely things. To him the euod catalogues were true haebtngens of spring whoa they began to arrive by post. Even he, 'hew•'evev,: thistle, the pictures in cra'talogttes mislead'i'ng. Part of the art of advertieing is not to underesti- mate posetbllltieo. What gardener le there who has not more then once noted with disgust the difference be- tween the plant in the catalogue and' at in h garden. I the Plat 1s g d might be the same seed, but -It Is obviously not tire same result. Still those pictures are part of the enticingness of the eataiogues. They paint lovely possibilities. They whet the e ppeblte, They in•s'pire new hope; 00•co again au order is rout in the . hope that this' time the actual will alts proximate mote risisr:y to the Vision in the ea,talogtto. How the list growls!' 'In spite of most stern resolves 1005. to sweet snore than are strictly neoesa:cry, fortified bymemories" ofother years, the list grows. ,And even after pruning the list, at will probably be twice as long as it nests to be. Yet who would fore. bid: a moorland gandener from cirearn- i'ng andhoping over hie seed cata• logus, snowbound th'er'e in the lamp- light. It is one of Ja n'ary's loveliest • scent. _ Normans Were :Piraten. The Hor•nian, wha con•qu ed L'ng- lerDia and, made history 1c'r gO4housemd years, were the most dangerour,'pir- ateis' ever known. They ravaged coast after coast during the five Jhundiect year's' ending with 1200, and the strange fact was, that, unlike anyother pirates, they were absolutely stnch'ecia ed, by religious awe. So far as known tho_fear_of the bldseen had no effect neon theist or their acts. Bible for the l'•:rdrd. The whole' o? the Bible has teen.. written in Breathe by Mr. reed, Isim- self blind., who bas been for fiery yeaTe proof-reader and steroit, ;sea• is the Na- ttonal Institute for the Peli¢udt,