The Seaforth News, 1919-08-07, Page 7VOLNDiii REMADE• STOMACH TRO
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RED CROSS WORKER TELLS OF
ACHIEVEMENTS IN SURGERY.
Soldiers Broeent to Hospital With
Cuuntenaiices Merely Blurs Sent
Away With Normal Visages.
"It is Surprising how many things
si be done to a man bva shell, ana�'
have him still iii iltg, says'
an
LE
Colney When the:Blood is Weak
and. .Waxery.•
,'Phis ,blooded pestle generally. have
stern:,ch trouble •..leen obey; seldom re-
cognize the fact thst•thin blood is, the
cause„nf lie�i'r indigestion, but,it::is.
'Cl4iu„bleed is gne.•of: the n4o'st: com-
mone.gausos,; of sternaelr troufilo; it
affects the digesi�on ery quickly:; The
giaitdy that firriifeh the Adige, five fluidB
are, dhithilshetl i i their' actU ity, the
'titomach nruseleS Ore. weakezied and
ihe;e isa less,'€ nerve,„force.,.In tfire
state of lieelth „nothing- .will more
quickly reetere r h o appetite,
SPANIARDS AS NAGIGATORS.
In Early Days They Explored Many
Lands But Failed to Determine
Locations.
Tho Spaniards of early days were
Most adventurous explor'er's, hut, for
all their discoveries of distant lands,
very poor navigators. •
After coming upon the Solomon Is-
lands - (in the western Pacific); they
could not find them again, and they
were lost for 150 'years.
The water supply of their chips war,
kept iFi big earthen jars. As it was 'young children. An occasional dose
impossible to provide in this way
'drink for' a long voyage,,
of the Tablets les prevent stomach
enough to and bowel troubles, or if the trouble
et they took to sea many large mats, comes suddenly the prompt use of the
a Red F 411' digestion which when it rained were spread to the baby.
Tablets will' relieve 1 e The
Gross 'lYorl;er, Miss Eve IIammond and ri:ornlal,nutrition than good, rids, catch the drops. Prom•the;mats the medicine dealers
"Anil the things that can be dons to ,red :hlood;Tablets aro sold pY
water'was drained off lath or by mail at 25c, a box from The' Dr,
make it worth while for him to go on lh; yylAialus' Pink Wills act. di•ecE> Probably it Was no fault of: Colum- it iams' M dicne Co., 'B Brockville,
living are even more surprising; they ly on the blood, making it ricin and bus, but his first voyage to Amerlea, WOilliams'
p F
Surprisingto us to whom they red,'.a �tbis enrioliedeblood strength `” • It ocouifed two rtionths'.tiine, was
were ._dtpiisi b e whit 1. When he'1 need in •p—�
airs weak nerves, stimulates tired mainly a drift. a
muscles, and awakens to normal ac Cuba .he thought he had reached the
BABY'S GREAT DANGER
DUkkI1d ' iIU'I' it EATIIUI
More little ones die during the hot
weather than at any other time of the
year. Diarrhoea, dysentry, cholera in-
fantile) and stomach troubles come”
without warning, and when a medicine
is not at hand to• give promptly the
short delay too frequently means that
the child has passed beyond ale;
Baby's Own 'tablets, should always be
kept in the house' -where there are
were, an every day matter, ,and to tee
unitiated they were a revelation,”
"Dental surgery is one profession tivity the glands,' that supply the di-.
that has gone ahead from the impetus gestive fluids. The first sign 'of re -
of the war in leaps and bounds, The turning health is an improved appetite,
marvels that the doctors of dentistry and soon the effect of these blood -mak -
performed were not entirely unknown fug pills is evident throughout the
before_ the war, hut they were in the whole system. You find that what you
theoretical stage. There was nochance eat does not distress you, and that you
to put thesetheories into practice, ex-. are stror-g and vigorous instead of ir-
cept in widely isolated cases. The war
proved that those theories were sound
and practicable; it afforded thein a
means of development. There is;noth-
ing impossible in dental surgery now.
"I have seen men come into that
hospital of ours with a bloody blur
WORLD'S 2,000,000 LEPERS.
mainland .of and sent an.expedle _
tion inland ba treat with the Great In Canada the Disease Is Little More
Khan of Tartary,--Later his flagship, Thee 'a Name,
the Santa Maria, ran aground,off.,the
coast of Haiti, the natives of which is! It is estimated that there are not
land welcomed him most hospitbbly, fewer than 2,0.00,000 lepers in the
Ire . noticed three or four, of them world, 6,000 of whom Have been con-
whose naked bodice. showed scars verted to Christianity.
Moat of the leprosy of the world is
-in Asia and Africa, though it is found,
in South and Central America, South
Russia, Greece, Turkey and Spain and
on tete shores of the Baltic. Tho dis-
ease still lingers in Norway 'and Ice-
land, dna is not uncommon in Aus-
tralia and Hawaii, where it was sup-
posedly carried
upposedly-carried by the Chinese. It was
anciently prevalent in all the known
world, and in the. middle ages was ex-
tensively diffused in Europe. Every
considerable ofty on the continent had
its leper lipase, and in England at one
thne there were ninety-five religious
hospitals for people thus afflicted, In
the fifteenth
century,h
we
er,
it un-
derwent a sudden and remarkable di-
minution and has: now virtually disap-
peared from civilized lands.
Neither geography, climate, diet,
heredity nor any other known in
fluence' sufficiently explains the cause,
the distribution or the behavior of
this disease.` There is no discovered
certain cure for it and the cases of
complete recovery, if there have been
such, are rare. To most Canadians it
is happily only a name made familiar
by biblical mention or by reports of
missionaries to far-off lands; and the
estimate that there are 2,000;000 of
these hopeless sufferers in the world
comes to many people as a surprise,
rltable and listless. --,You are on the yvhich they attributed to bites inflicted;
road to sound, good health and care by man-eating savages of another is•
in your diet is all you need., If your land.palled Caniba. Whence the origin`
appetite is fickle, if you have any of of the"' word cannibal—the island ink
the distressing pains and symptoms habited by these antliropophagl being
00 Indigestion you should begin' to cure Porto Rico. yourself at once by taking Dr. Wil- Less than 150 y
where their faces had been. Fed hams' Pink Pills:
through a tube and kept alive, 1 have 'fhese.pills are aold by all dealers -in
seen their remaining hits of skin medicine or you can get them by mail
stretched over the raw places, which
fill with, new flesh under careful treat-
ment, and finally they have gone out
into the world with a new face.
at 50 cents' a box or six boxes for $2,50
from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co.,
Brockville, Ont.
—�r,.
Marvellous Reconstructive Surgery. PHYSICAL DIAGNOSIS.
"There was one rnan, I remember,
Different Tests Employed by Physician
who came in to us with his entire face
toObtain Information.
gone --nothing left but one eye. We
fed him through a tube, built him a When a physician seta about to de-
fed
jaw fitted with teeth, and made termitic the nature of the disease from
which his patient suffers, he has re-
course to many different procedures.
He questions the patient as to his
symptosis; he uses the thermometer
Mg the scarred flesh around his miss- to gauge the height of fever; he feels
ing eye, and making him look so much the anise, makes a chemical and mic-
like' other sten that one would not
have glancril at him a aecond tiine to
note his deformity.
"Another man came to us with the
greater part of his -face intact, but
With no nose. It had been shot off
Completely, leaving his flesh fiat from ,
chin to .forehead. We mads hits a tion that he obtains by the means last
noee to lit l lni. _. From the place where mentioned is called the physical diag-
his nose had joined to his forehead diag-
nosis.
there hung a little wisp of skin. This
WAS pulled Mown, stretched -everyday,
and kept dry and healthy by an anti-
stait.ie powder, Finally it gre'v to the
correct length for a' nose. '.hen we
opened his vn'ist and grafted a piece
of bone to the place where his nose
should have been, binding arin and
face together until the operation was
completed. Then -we adjusted the akin,
which filled out with healthy flesh, and
there was a new nose:"
Easy to Give Man New Face.
him look like a human being again, ex-
cept that he had no nose—only two
nostrils, We found him a false nose
with -a pair of spectacles attached, hid-
roscopical:examination of the secre-
tions, examines the blood, takes an
X-ray picture if necessary, and—es-
pecially when he suspects disease of
the organs within' the chest or the ab-
domen—resorts to what he calls a
physical examination. The informa-
A man whose face had been haug-
Ing down from below his eyes. Miss
Hammond says, was a simple case.
His face was sewn back in place.
"I met him on the street in Paris,"
she says, "just two days before I
sailed, and his face looked just as
usual, except for a light scar which
ran along under his eyes and across
his nose. In time it will almost dis-
appear. A man who had been the vic-
tim of a freak shell which had ripped
ears ago Spain still
claimed ownership of the 'whole Paci-
fic Ocean, declaring it a Spanish lake
on the strength of Baboa's discovery
in 1513. Acting upon this idea the
Spanish Government ordered the cora
mandante of San Francisco to seize,
the Columbia, the first vessel that car-
ried the United States flag around:
Cape Horn.
The Song of the'Harbor Bar.
With joyous hearts they sailed away
Over the eastern main,
With martial pipes and music gay
As they whistled some glad refrain;
But I heard the sound of the harbor
bar
Singing in mournful strain.
With laughing eyes they sailed away
Over the eastern main,
With a duty to do and a price to pay,
Holding never a thought of gain;
But there came a sound from the har-
bor bar
As from a soul in pain.
There are four measures that physi-
cisne use to arrive at a physical diag-
nosis—inspection, palpation, percus-
sion and auscultation.
Inspection is more than its name im-
plies, for it means not only to look at
the patient or any part of him, but al -
no to look .critically :with an expert eye
that sees smith that is hidden from the
casual observer. .The physician looks
not only at the part that he suspects
is diseased but also at the fade, in
which he searches many valuable in-
dications. A mere glance, for example,
may lead him to suspect pneumonia,
or peritonitis, a paralytic stroke, or an
internal hemorrhage.
Palpation often gives information of.
the greatest wine. The physician„ by
using his hands, gains knowledge of
the patient's temperature in general,
or by observing -a difference in tem-
perature between two parts obtains
clues that may lead to a clear diagnoa•
is in a difficult case. By laying his
hand on the patient's chest he is able
out every one of his teeth, leaving him to locate the point at which the heart
otherwise unharmed, was supplied strikes the cheat wall, and so to deter -
with new gums and a complete set of
upper and lower false teeth. I have
oven seen a man with his brain bulg-
ing down over his eye - from a jagged
out in his skull. The brain has been
carefully pressed back in place, and
the- head fitted with a metal plate.
This operation leaves the patient per-
fectly normal so far as his. mental con-
dition is concerned. He is, however,
unable to go about much In the hot
suit, as strong heat affects him, and
he cannot drink because 10 irritates
the brain."
Sometimes, Mies Hammond said, a
patient would be brought into the hos-
pital with his leg smashed to pieces.
Instead of making' a hurried amputa-
tion, every effort was made to save the
injured limb, It was put into a frame,
and in a short time the smashed bones
would take a position, knit, and begin
to grow together, while' the splintered
bite would gradually work their; way
out of the log through the Bosh,
Grandmother's Garden,
llrwonderfnl garden, I well recall,
The garden I know as a child;
Where rosemary grew by the totter-
ing wall
And aster and hollyhock smiled.
'Twas sweet . with the fragrance eS
of stint
phtlss, enc}
'mesas gay with a border of phlox,
;A.nd always the sunflowers leaned over
to hint
Bed -time, tq the four -o -clocks.
My grandmother tended Its motley
crowd
Of panaie3'and corn flowers blue,
I mind hove happysho•was an'dproud
Of apytlr'iug odd or new,
But thele wasn't a straight nor a
circled bed,
And it lvaan't set'on a plant
But now,' when half of my life is fieri,.
'Tisthe garden's love, as a mate,
Co- ee was introduced into England
in :1G41, and in 15112 was d5 16s. a
pound,
1 alpie by the W.A.q,, plow,
mine when the organ is displaced
either through increase in size or
through being pressed to one or the
other side by a honor or some abnor-
mal condition within the chest; he
inay also feel the .movements of the
abdominal organs or the vibrations in
the chest caused by adhesions of the
lung to the chest wall, and so on.
Percussion consists in tapping the
wall of the chest or the abdomen to
determine by the sound the condition
of clonally or rarefaction of the organ
within. The principle is the same
that the plumber uses when he taps
a pipe to. learn whether it contains
water' or is empty.
Finally, auscultation Is listening to
the sounds caused by the closure of
the valves of the heart, pahe breath
sounds in the lungs, the movements of
air and fluid in the intestines, and so
on. That is, perhaps, the most valu-
able means. of diagnosis, and the one
that calls for the greatest experience
and judgment on the part of the phy-
sician,
With joyous songs they sailed away,
Over the eastern main,
And many a happy heart to -day
Will herald—returning again;
But the breeze bears the -song of the
harbor bar
Dirge for our honored slain.
List' you whose loved in silence lie,
Over the eastern main—
Their souls will come at break of day
On the rising sun again. •
And the lullaby croon of the harbor
bar
Whispers, welcome
frain.
•
Heaven's
re -
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Naval Officer as
A particularly interesting naval ca -
rear lies behind Commander Thomas
Fisher, who has just taken up his new
appointment in London as General
Manager Qf the Atlantic Lines of the
Canadian Pacific Ocean Services,, Ltd•
The very broad held of vaivanle' na-
tional work in naval,. shipping, and dip-
lomatic circles during, the war cover-
ed by Commander Fisher specially fit
him for the onerous duties of direct-
ing -one of the, greatest passenger and
mercantile fleets in the world.
Commander Fisher was horn in Bir-
mingham in 1.883, and underwent his
naval training at Dartmouth on the
old wooden battleship "Britannia," lie
Spent four years in China during the
'Period' of the Boxer Rebellion,; and
then having •passed all' his examina-
tions with flying .colors,. . he received
very rapid promotion, and at the age
of twenty was made a Lieutenapt• He
,nervedfor some years in the Mediter-
ranean on H.M.S. Bacchante, .flying
;tile, tiag.of the,'_late Admiral Sir Bald-
it ib Walker, Bart, sad later on the
sante ship under Admiral Sir Henry
Jackson, the late Firat Sea Lord. Af-
ter having qualified as a gunnery spec-
ialist Commander Fishes' served for
a short time on the staff of the
Director of Target Praetlee. Later he
joined H.M.S. Bellerophon as Gunnery
Officer and when in 1912 Mr. Winston
Churchillintroduced staff training in-
to the Navy Commander Fisher was
one of the first hatch of officers to
take the Staff course, ultimately being
selected to remain on as a lecterer at
the Naval College at Portsmiuth.
When war broke out he went to sea
with Admiral Sir Alexander Bethel,
the then president of the War College,
as Flag Commander in- the Fserve
itdT With
--e,
The Dead.
The dead abide with us! Though stark
and cold,
Earth seems to grip them. They are
with us still,
They have forged our chains of being
for good or 01;
And their invisible hands these hands
yet hold.
Our perishable bodies are the mould
In which their strong imperishable
will—
Mortality's deep yearning to fulfill—
Hath grown incorporate through dim
time untold.
Vibrations infinite of life in death,
As a star's traveling light survives its
start
So may we hold our lives, that when
we are
The fate of those who thea will draw
this breath.
They 'shall not drag us to their judg-
ment bar,
And curse the heritage which we be-
queath.
•
•
Flying Trips to Europe.
A flier predicts that we shall within
a few years fly across the Atlantic in
the forenoon and return In the after-
noon, We shall return in the after-
noon, no boubt, because after paying
fare for flying so high we shall have
nothing left upon which to "do" lands
beyond the Atlantic.
British scientists have detected
traces of light more than 800 feet
under water.
I bought a horse with a supposedly
incurable ringbone for $30.00. Cured,
him with $1.00 worth of MINARD'S
LINIMENT and Sold him for $85.00.
Profit on 'Liniment, $54.
MOTSB DEROSOE.
Hotel Beeper, St, Phillippe, Que.
and1�1Jn�. J:4rr)?IL�u 1!li:4S'0s/u .�n0?,"'keul,
1
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Each cupful of
,
is o pure,' rug free
and wholesome that
no question arises as
to -the sec nd or -phi •
cu ful oras shoul'fr the
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There's children ren drink nt e
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FROM NKRE &THERE ,'
Couldn't Catch Bobby.
Papa "Bobby, 1f you had a little
more spunk you would stand better in
Your class,` Now, do you know what
spunk is?"
Bobby: "Yes, sir: It's the past for
spank.,,
51othwithstandIna.
Teacher—"Johnnie, give me a sen-
tence to' illustrate the word 'notwith-
standing."
Johnnie promptly) -"The boy wore
out the seat of his pants not with
standing."
We Understand.
"I thought; you said you knew some-
thing about cooking," said a sergeant
to a recruit.
"I did say so," the recruit replied
"Well, how do you make hash?"
"You don't snake it; it just aiieumu-
latesL"
Suggestive.
A wolf -known surgeon was perform-
ing an operation on a patient when a
fire started. in a warehouse across the
rsad, illuminating the whole operating
theatre. Having finished, the surgeon
turned to the nurse and dryly said:
"I say, nurse, I notice the patient is
coming to. I don't want him to think
the operation hasut been a success.
A Thoughtful Aot,
Fleet. He was asaoc a e_ tete wz The sportsman went out for a day's
the important work of .safeguarding rough shooting. Not being a particu-
the passage of the Expeditionary laxly good shot, the hag was nil, and,
as he'did not like to return empty -
Force to Fiance, and was -present at handed, he -bought a bare in the town
Marinesaat s a email force of Royal on the way borne. He presented it to
ah at Ostend in Septhis work191.n his alto, wlio, after expressing her
With the termination of this in thanks, thoughtfully remarked: It
was a good thing you shot that hare
when you did, John; it wouldn't have
kept another day."
the winter of 17#14 he joined the trade
Division of the Naval War Staff at the
Admiralty and was there in charge, of
that part of theorganization set up to
deal with questions relating to neutral
shipping: These were the early days
of the blockade and neutral steamers
were doing their best to evade the
Naval Patrols and carry supplies to
Germany via neutral ports. Com-
mander Fisher took a prominent part
in devising and carrying out the sys-
tem of supervising the movements add
cargoes, etc., to neutral vessels : by
means of control over their supplies
of bunker coal at ports at home and
abroad, This system, when in fall
working order, materially lightened
the arduous task of the cruisers em-
ployed. on blockade duty, because it
was one of _ the conditions that all
ships bound to or from countries ad;
ant to Germany should cell volun-
Sour Milk.
During the hot weather we think
anxiously of the milk, People are al-
ways giving you ways and means of.
keeping milk when it has gone flour.
Yet there are uses even for sour
milk. In France milk is actually set
aside to go sour fore lots of culinary
uses, such dui rolls,, mills souips, and
junkets; and for people who are dys-
peptic *sour milk is actually better
than freshl Of course, it should be
made palatable by salt or sugar, ac-
cording to preference. It is quite good
sprinkled with castor -sugar and cinna-
mon.,
For anyone with poultry sour milk
is a good thing, Bens just love it
mixed with their food, and it has a
splendid effect both on their health
and their eggs, Then, as a polish for
leather goods, sour milk cannot be
beaten, and especially for patent
leather boots. Get a chamois leather
-to rub with, and the result will be a
joyful surprise.
As a freckle -remover, a complexion -
restorer, or a sunburn-easer, it 1e in-
valuable. Are your hands chapped,
your skin roughened. Apply sour milk
to the not and all will be well. You,
need not fear to overdo it. Apply the
sour mills freely with a nice eat rag
and allow it to stay on ten minutes,
and then gently rub it off and in, -
jac
tartly for examination at a British
port.
Commander Fisher's services in this
mutter have recently been recognized
by the award of a C.B.E.
In 1916 he was employed as techni-
cal'representative in the various ne-
gotiations for the use of neutral ship-
ping by the Allies. This work was of
vital importance to France and Italy
and indirectly to this country also, in
maintaining supplies during the most
difficult part of the war. Incidentally,
Commander Fisher gathered a valu-
able knowredge of the shipping in-
terests of Europe.
During this period Commander Fish-
er served on various Government Com-
mittees dealing with commercial and
shipping matters, including amongst
others the Coal Exports Committee
presided over by Sir Douglas Owen
and the Board of Trade Committee for
the Conservation of Coal, presided,,
over by Sir William Marwood. t is,
not without interest that the latter
Committee, on a motion by Command-
er
ommander Fisher, supported by Sir Richard
Redmayne, passed a resolution which
ultimately led to the introduction of
the Daylight Saving Bill by the then
Home Secretary, Mr. Herbert Samuel,
In the summer of 1917, soon after
the United States carne into the war,
a liaison ofilter was appointed to link
the British. Ministry of shipping with
the American shipping board. Sir
Thomas Boyden was first chosen for
We important post and he was follow-
ed by Commander Fisher, who filled
this difficult and responsible position
with marked success.
In America Commander Fisher had
an opportunity of examining at first
brand the shipping and transport pro-
blems of the States and Canada and
in connection 'with his duties he visit-
ed all the principal ports on the At-
lantic : seaboard, including the Cana -
eras ports of
and
Montreal,Quebec
Halifax.
Truth Will Out.
Father (severely): "Tommy, did
you ask mother if you could have that
apple?"
Tommy (six years old): "Ye -e -es,
father! '
Father. "Be careful now. I shall
ask mother, and if she says you didn't
ask her, I shall punish you for. telling
an untruth. Now, did you asls her?"
• "
father I did truly."
i "Yes Y
Tommy , ,
A pause than, "Aird she said I could
not have it.",
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No Plate Like Hone.
A. colored soldier who was on, his
way to France and who had never
seen a body of water larger than a
creek was so impressed by the size of
the ocean that he refused to look at it
after the fourth'day out. Suddenly a
friend called him.
"What do you waut?" he asked dully
from his berth.
"Dar's a Bailin' ship goin'by. Come
and see a sailin' ship."
"Look -a -here, nigger," cane the
sharp retort, "I'm done sick of youak
boats and whales. I'll done sail into
you if you don't remember what I told
you befoah. Call me when you done
I see a tree, and forth nothin' else.
1 Understand?"
IYIlnard•e Liniment Cure= Colds. Etc. �-
The Simple Life.
Punctuation marks are like sign.
posts on a country road; you pause for
a moment when you come to them and
then go on your way a little -wiser ,for
the. stop. Can you put the proper sign 1
posts in the following four lines? '
He liked to do the things he liked
To do the things he liked
To do he'lilted'•to do to to .1
The things he liked to do
It Was His Old Complaint.
Two weary tramps met after a
lengthy separation and sat dOwn to
compare experiences..
"Have yor been to the front?" asked
one. "Ain't seen yer about lately."
"I've had iniiuenzy."
"Influenzy- What's that?"
Well, I don't know how I can exact-
ly explain it, but it takes all the fight
out of yer. Y er feels sort of tired like.
Don't seem to want to do anything
only lie down and sleep."
"Why, I've had that disease for the
last twenty years!" exclaimed the
first speaker; "but this is the first
time I've ever heard its name."
A
Suggestion' Large
Families.
The ninth baby had Just arrived In
the gr'ocer's home. Asked the bachelor
from next door, somewhat cynically:
"What will its name be, or_have yeti
run out of names?" t
"Run out of names! Notating!" re-
torted, the father. "We'll just call her
Nina."
"Pickles and charlotte rune, hey?
These women give some queer orders,
don't they?" "Yes, sir," assented the
waiter. "What's yours?" "Piece of
hot mince pie with two portions of
tee cream 071 it."
Obeying Mother.
A man had just arrived at a summer
resort, In the afternoon he was sit-
ting on the verandah, when a hand-
some young woman and her six-year-
old son came out. The little fellow at
once made friends with the latest ar-
rival,
"What's your name?" he asked.
Then, when this information had been
given, he added, "Are you married?"
•'I am"hot married" responded the
man, with a smile-
At this the child paused a moment,
and, turning to his mother, said:
"What else was .it, mamma, you
wanted me to ask him?"
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LISTEN TO THIS I
SAYS CORNS LIFT
RICHT OCT NOW
MONEY ORDERS. s.
Dominion Express Money Gram are
on sale in " five thousand office&
throughout Canada.
"The House Beautiful stands by the
waside' The most •eeious the./
are the
be gain f
commonest, and these are to
ed not by large ortunes,
by largeslut
sguls: "
—Bislro-p. Westcort.
e o o 0 0 0
You reckless men and women who -
are pestered with corns and who have
at least once a weak invited an awful
death from lockjaw or blood poison are
now told by a Cincinnati authority to
use a•drug called freozone, which the
moment a few drops are applied to
any corn, the sorenese is relieved and
soon the entire corn, root and all, lifts
out with the fingers.
It is a sticky ether compound which
dries the moment it is applied and
simply shrivels the corn without in-
flaming
nflaming or even irritating the surround-
ing tissue or skin. It is claimed that
a quarter of an ounce of freezone will
cost very, little at any of the drug
stores, but is sufficient to rid one's feet
of every hard or soft Cora or callus.
You are further warned that cutting
at a corn is a suicidal habit.
No Alligators.
.A. naval officer, wishing to bathe in
a Ceylon river, asked a native to show
hima place where there were no gators, The native took him to a pool
close to the estuary,
The officer enjoyed the dip. While
why
himself kte asked his guide w uY
there were never any alligators in that
pool.
"Because, sur," Cga
n in � lase re-
plied, "they plenty 'fraid of shark."
"Let every dawn of morning be to
you es the beginning of, life, and every
setting sun be to you as its close;
then let every one of these short: iivgs,
leave its sure record soave kindly
thing .done for others, some goodly
strength of knowledge gained for
yourself,"—Ruskin.
YOU CAN TELL
GENUINEASPIRIN
ONLY TABLETS MARKED WITH
"BAYER CROSS" ARE ASPIRIN.
If You Don't See the "Bayer Cross" 0211
the Tablets, Refuse Them—They
Are Not Aspirin At AII.
LEMONS MAKE SKIN
WHITE, SOFT, CLEAR
Make this beauty lotion for a few
cents and see for yourself.
What girl or woman hasn't heard
of lemon jgica to remove complexion.
blemis'hesi to whiten the skin and tit
brimg out the roses, the freshness an
the hidden beauty? But lemon juice
alone is acid, therefore irritating
and should be mixed with .oroharc{
white wa
t 9t
gal
n through
a fine
both the .nice of two fresh 'lemons
into a bottle containing ahhotlt three
ounces' of orchard white, then shake
well and -yyou have a whole quarter
pini of siclnand complexion lotion
at about the. Cost one usually pays 0o}
a small jar 90 ordinary celd cream,
Be sure to strain the lemon juice so
no pulp gets into the bottle, then this
lotion will remain pure and fresh for
months, When applied daily to the
ace; neck 'arms and hands it should.
telp to bleach, each, ales', smoothen and
beautify Ole skin,
Any druggist will supply three
There is only one Aspirin, that marked'
with the "Bayer Cross"—all other tab-
lets are only acid imitations. .
Look for the "Bayer Cross"!Then
it is real Aspirin, for which there is
no substitute•
Aspirin is not German but is •made
in Canada by Canadians, and is owned
by a Canadian Company.
Genuine "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" 1
liaVe'been proved: safe. by millions for
Colds.'
Neuralgia, 1
Headache,
Nett
pain,
Hea b ,
Rh, Lum, isteuritis, .
Handyeumatismtin boxesbagoof 12 tablets,r•-mist
larger "Bayer" packages, -can be hath
at any drugstore. t
Aspirin is the trade. mark,.registep'
ed in Canada, of Bayer Manufacture,
of Monoaceticacidester of Salioylie.l
acid.
white at Little
ziiiaard's Liaimeat 0ueee Distempeg,
ounces of orchard
nil
SOAP
ORA1R A111DSYJN
Atnigb smear retjness and rougbnosa;
with Cuticur}'etiatpssnt Wash of in flue
nv ales wilts Cgqtl5gyrs Soap and h0 water
an4 continue jathipg a isW moments.
Treatment for. dandruff and irr'tationt
On retiring rub' Eutieure Ointment into
partings all over scalp. The next morning'
shampoo With Ctltituia Soap and hot
water. Reheat Is lyo Weeks if needed.
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tuft,u.a
v e very i .e 85UB Nd+ a2'1'Jt
coat and go rooev. llae the rasions, -