The Seaforth News, 1930-12-25, Page 2. -
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defence, My plans do not call fWork as coarse as that." What New , York
or
s
morrow—"
earing
"But you're going down there to-
I
"And Pm goine arm ie. It I'm at a.
tacked that part of M .e will date BY ANNABELLE WORTHINGTON
history 0 from the moment I'm fired
upon. 1 want to earn the fee you /leustrated Dressoialcing Lesson Psi -
promised me. I've just got to have it." nielsed• With Beim/ Pattem
By PETER B. KYNE "Because I want to get married and
aettle down."
"Settle down where, you young
-- --- -- - idiot'?" roared the king.
ment and the princess knew it. "I-- "On my father's ranch at Tres Pin -
1 suppose 1'11 have to apologize to es, California. •
him," she suggested. "I wonder if. "Got the young lady picked out al -
he'll forgive me?" ready, Ken?"
"Undoubtedly," boomed His Majesty , "Yes, sir. I've had her pioked out ,
and immediately repaired to :.le ver- for more than a year. My reduced eir-
. anda, where the spaamnu
odie geine:a cumstaecee have, of
coulee,inhibited
I of his somewhat plump abdomen would my plans."
not indicate to his daughter the mirth (To be continued.)
SYNOPSIS. •
• ifenneth Burney, adventurer and one-
time. gentleman, comes to Bradley Bar -
din, Mpg. of the cattle country, for a 'ob.
Bard!» employe him on condition that
Burney rids him Q Martin Bruce, rival
cattle owner and thief. and Mig ,e1 Gal -
/egos, a Mexican bandit. Monet Bar7fln
heoontes interested in BurneY.....nruce lute
sworn to kill Burney, who has made Ar2-
parations to leave for El -Caion Bonita
where the rustlers have hese operating.
shoOt it out
CHAPTER XXII
that clamored for expression. In e
few mbeates Muriel joined him.
"He'll not come," she informed the
The day previous the king, having ' king. ''He. says he's liable to be killed
b,en informed by Berney his 000_1 tomorrow so he must make his will
tonight and write some letters."..
eemelated departure for El Cajon Bon-
"Yoa apologized, of course?" ta next morning, casually relayed the
nto
r= tion to his daughter. 'He had "No, I did not. I thought Le'd me-
derstand when I telephoned him an
thirty-two trained fighting men,
eludiag the range boss and thcook,"vitatiois ••to dinner, that.that consti-
e
His Majesty added parenthetically, tined an apology."
"so it appears to be that at last I'm "What did he say?"
"He
going to get hie calves in El Cajon was brutel. He told me sweet -
Bonita branded before Gallegos runs
ly that he aceepted my apology. I
Martin Bruce's iron on them. Next to
getting rid et• aallegos and Bruce, the
branding of those calves in defiance
of those two crooks will nark a dis-
tinct mils -post n the march of .pro-
ettess in the effete: of El Ranchito."
The princess gazed at him wide-
eyed. "Do you think he'll really have
to fight foe the privilege f branding
tt ose calves, Dad?" she queried inter-
estedly
"1 do—and so does Burney. Calle-
ens has to make good or lose the game
he's playing with ?rice, and, natai-
ally, he'll feel much more cheerful over
a fight on Mextean soil than we will,
being foreignere."
"Gallegos will ttack alr. Burney,
Dad?"
"aeleiturally. Burney may not ettaelt
him, althtugh ried like to in order le
gain the advantage of surpiise and
initiative. The offensive often wins,
the defensive seilem. Burney is fore -
eel by circumstances to take the lefen-
sive be f use, in the event of interna-
tional cemplica ons later, that wia
give nim a leg to stand on. Gallegos
is a bandit and Burner can plead that
he and his men merely defended them-
selves against the eatlaw."
"Is semebody likely to he lined?"
"Oh, there will be casualties, of
cense. However, I have purthased
ten -thousand -dollar accident policies
for every man AU that branding party.
Thus the dead nd wounded will be
eared for, while those who survive the
fight uninjured will receive a bonus
of a hundred dollars."
ee "You buy men's lives rather eher.r.-
e• ly," his daughter told him with with-
ering eeorn.
"Not at all," the king corrected her.
"I can hire eny number of 'killers
fox a single profeseional engagement
for fifty dollars However," he added
with self-conscious rectitude, "it has
always been my policy to hire good
men and pay them well for goad
work."
"But euppose Ken Burney sheold he
killed?"
"His father will celled an accident
• insurance policy of ten thousand dol-
lars and I'll ship the body home to
Tres Pines, Caliaornia—sans flowers."
"Marvelous. Suppoee.n'.he con-
trary, Ken.13erney eheld be :rippled
•
----+oaNtertlrfiV
"The accident insaraace pelley
• makes provision for partial or com-
plete disability. Of course, if he kills
Bruee and Gall. gos and becomes per-
manently disabled, he'll have bis ra-
ther's ranch stoeked for him on long-
time payments. He'd probably get by,
even as a cripple. On the other hand,
if he f ails in his mission and betomes
totally disabled also, that would be
just too bad."
IF
(With apologies to Rudyard Kipling)
If yon can rise at five, while all the
• family
Sleep stveetly on, and leave it all to
• you,
And still can radiate a cheerful pa-
• tience,
Nor call themetill you'ee made their
breakfast too;
If yomean wait for them still sweetly
loathe him." -
"Well, honey, i goons he understood Nor worry, if the fool they criticize,
pill all right. Still I fail to see where Or hot and tired, don't give way to
yon have any kick coming. You ex- frowning
peeted him to undert tend that your Because the bread you've set has
levitation was tantamount to an failed to rise.
apology, he so Understood it ard, eeal- If you can work and 'not make work
izing you would want sume slig it hint your master,
that he understood, the boy was decent Still oheaisia .dreams and always play
enougb to give it tee you. Aad now the 'game,
you loathe him for ita' His Majesty If you can see your menfolk scatter
shook his head sadly. "Women cer- ashes,
tainly beat my time." And sweep them up, nor speak one
Suddenly he turned. half angrily, word of blame.
upon his daugnter. "What do you If you can bear to see the floors you've
mean by displaying srch a warm pee- polished,
sonal interest 'n niy genera' man- Tracked up by muddy shoes an ears -
agar?" he demanded. "Officially,
you're not supposed' to know he exists.
Seems to me you're in grave danger of
stepping out of your social class Now,
you listen to your old man, because
he's got something mighty pointed to
say to you. Ken Burney bas knocked
you clear off the Christmas tree.
Killer, cowboy, or cavalier, you're for
him al] the way, and it's got to stop.
Yon get him out of your head, my
dear. Kid yourself all you want to,
but never try re kid your old man.
Forget Ken Burney. This is an order
and I expect you to obey it.'
"Yeu're hotrible," the girl charged
with spirit. "As a father you're get-
ting to be thoroughly imposeible. Do
you realize that th only thing about
Mr. Burney that renders him obnoxi-
ous is the result of your acheming,
your eapaeity, your heartlessness?"
"1 admit he's got his fire points, but
—he won't do for a son-in-law."
"Suppose," the girl queried with
quiet fry. "he should surprise you
some day by asking Inc to Marry hint?'
"I'd hire him killed," the king ra-
plied without hesitation.
The princess leveled an acem-ing
finger at her sire. "What you don'e
know about cows just isn't worth
knowing, Dad," she charged, and,
strangely, her nomentary anger had
evaporated "but what you don't know
abet some other things would fill a
beak. Now you listen to me, old-
timer. Some day Ken Bueney's going
to milt me to marry him, and when he
does, provided his hands are not
stained with human eiloodorm going
to accept him and marry him and not
even invite on to give the bride
away,"
"You do that," her father replied
coldly end elowly, "and you'll certain-
ly take a course in being a cowboy's
wife. 111 disinherit you.'
"I don't believe. you will. but if you
should insist upon it, you'll certainly
have a grand excuse for doing it,
Dad."
She was flesh of his flesh, blood of
Ins blood, bone of his bone, and he
knew she meant it. "Well," he retort -
"Oh, would it? Well you could pen-
s:on him, couldn't you:"
"Of course not:*
°why ee
"Because he wanhl not accept it and
1 wouldn't insult him by suggesting it.
Men in his line of ',easiness realize the
chances they take and they never
whine or whimper when their luck
fails to hold. They neither ask nor ex-
peet favors or bonuses for halfway
jobs."
"When is Mr. Burney leaving for
El Cajon Bonita?"
The king thought he detected a
slight difficulty in his daeghter's
speech, but elected not to 'comment on
his discovery.
"Tomorrow after luncheon," he re-
plied.
"Well," the princess pursued
thoughtfully, "in view of the fad that
he's your general manager, it would
be no more than decent of you to in-
vite him up for dinner tonight."
"But, my dear, aren't you in charge
f the social department of the coni -
"1 can't invite him :op," the girl
faltered. "I insulted him the last
time he called to see you. You'll have
to invite him up, Dal..."
• 9 hate to commit a social error,"
the king protested. "Anyhow, why do
have to invkte him up? Ile doesn't
eet it of me. He's just one of my
d Men, And why should I Pigt hie
al 1.0 accept—for a very sound
i? Pa love to have him up, of
but wny trample on the man's
unanswerable argue
less feet,
Or see your brieea-bac and china
And yet, when asked forgiveness, can
be sweet.
If you can hang your line with all your
' washing,
And then go otit and find it in the dirt,
And do it once MOM, as in the begin-
ning,
And do not look too Eno or feel too
hurt;
Who waste your time, nor soon away
are gone,
And hurry to replace those idle mo-,
ments,
And so from morn till eve keep brave -
ed, "we'll epees that bridge when eve
come to it." His bluff had failed.
A little later lie strolled down to the
ranch office and found Ken Burney
slowly pecking out 2 letter on the
typewriter. The king handed his new
general manager one of his famous
cigars, and sat down.
"I've been thinking this El Canjon
Bonita deal over Mr. Burney," he be -
gem in a most pthere.al tone, "and I've
come to the eonelusion That the game
isn't worth the candle, I can't risk
sacrificing your life and the lives of
my cowboys. My conscience would
trouble me for the remainder of my
days. So forget this El Cajon Bonita
snarl and Martin Bruce and Miguel
Gallegos."
"It's too late to give up the enter-
prise now, sir."
"The devil it is. Young man, it',
never too late to obey an order of
mine. I forbid the expedition."
"But you entered into a verbal con-
tract with me. 1 agreed, in good faith,
to eliminate your enemies and for tho
same you agreed to certain covenants."
"Yes, 1 know e did," the king inter-
rupted, "and don't you go hinting that
Pm running out on my contract. I'll
perform as I said, I would, but you
forget your end of the deal."
Ken Burney sat back and stared at
his boss. "Will Your Majesty, in
words of one syllable, kindly explain
what the devil has run up his back?"
• "It's Muriel. She's raising such a
riot with me about suborning murder,
etcetera, that I'm in danger of getting
in danger with my own daughter,"
"Take it from nae, boss, that I'm not
going to get killed nor tun I, person-
ally, going to kill anybody save in se1f.
If you can wait on crowds and keep
Your temper,
And do not feel too cross. or look too
glum,
If you can hurry When your feet are •
Yet do not rave too mueh, nor keep
too murn;
If you can fill each unreturaing mo-
ment,
With sixty seconds 'worth of busy fife,
Yours is a sweet and generous dis-
position,
And—what is more you'll make a
farmer's wife.
—Recited by Mrs. A. R. Gray, at Mani-
toba Co-operative School -- ."The
Scoop Shovel."
When the Worse Come to the Worst
—The little boy was gazing pensively
at a gooseberry -Mash. "What's the
matter, darling?" asked his' mother.
"Have gooseberries any legs, moth-
er?" asked the little chap. "No dar-
ling, of course they haven't," said his
mother. The boy's look became more
pensive than ever. "Then I guess I
must have swallowed a caterpillar,"
he said. —"Tit -Bits"
"I saw you in the theatre yesterday.
Was that your wife you had with
you?" "Of course it was, you suspi-
cious beast. But do me a favor and
don't tell her so."
Here A c arma, wasrabie 1 rock
of crepy woolen in dark green ground.
It will give young daughter a big
thrill to make it, for it isn't half as
intricate as it appears.
It is a straight one-piece affair
lengthened with a circular flounce.
The light green faille crepe frill at
tbe neckline d of sleeves nay be
bought all pleated by the yard. It
matches the color of the design of
the fabric.
The belt is adjrstible and marks
the • l wnistline.
Style No. 2548 may be had in sizes
12, 14, 1u, 18 and 20 years, The le -
year size talkee bet 31/ yards of 39 -
inch material with 1,/..t yards of 8 -
inch pleating.
Rust shade canton crepe is attrac-
tive with light tan or self-fabrie
.feilling.
Bordeaux red lightweight tweed is
-smart with white crepe de chine.
For "best" Week transparent velvet
is enchantingly lovely with ecru lace.
HOW TO ORDER PATTERNS.
Write your name and address plain-
ly, giving number and size of such
patterns as you want. Enclose 20c in
stamps or coin (coin preferred; wrap
it carefully) for each number, and
address your order to Wilson Pattern
Service, 73 VcrestAdelaide St., Toronto.
weary,
Salada Orange Pekoe Blend
gives greatest satisftion
• ORANGE
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PEKOE
BLI.ND
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Few Men 4t yAod
Life As Writ -ns
Almost Every Proiess4OU 14ed
It's Unsung YouthfUl
Genius
Few men who have -made named'
for themselves in literature etarted,
lile as writera. ailaek Twain, in his
early days, was a compositor, and he
1411A
began to "set type" at the age ot
thirteen. Dickens Started life as a
"bottle boy" in a shoe -blacking fag
tory, and then became a clerk in
lawyer'e ofilee, in Gray's Inn. Bre
Harte, after trying his hick as a gol
rather, accepted the post of meesen
er on the Wells Fargo Extreme.
Arctic Tern and Humming tird
rr *rid93 Greatest Fhers
11. G. Wells was a draper's at
A
tent before liebecame a science ea
'Fresh bean the gardens°
751
Philadelphia.—Imagiee beingable
to travel 22,000 miles a year, 'follow-
ing the climate' you liked the best, and
beteg tentlrel independent of trains,
automobiles, boats or even airplanes.
That is what the aretic teen, a species
of sect gull, does, Winging its way from
the' steetie to the artiaretic, a distance
of 11,000 miles, twice a year Andim-
aginee being able to plot .this journey
straight theough from pole to pole
without aid of gompass or map. Yet,
'according to .Charles P. Schoffaer,
author ot "Thb Bird Book," and asso-
clate editor of the Farm Somata', one
of these garde terns, taken from its
• nest and liberated in mid -ocean, was
again.
"The'find its way back to its home
"The tiny humming bird," said Mr.
Schoffner, "Maintaining the balance of
its butterfly -size bodyby such rapid
beating of its wings that they give the
same blurred effect as the revolving
airplane propeller, travels across con -
Greve: If somebody were to leave
you a fortune in Europe, bow would
You get it over?
Wise; I can't say off hand, rd
have to think it over.
Minard's Liniment for Frost Bite.
Canadian T berculosis Association
Continues To Wage Violent Fight
tinent and ocean to winter in South
America.' a.
"Biresoare the nature) enemies of
insects," Mr, Shoffner pointed out he
his earnest plea for more. adequate
bird protection by individuals and 'by
law. 'The annual Joss to agricultare
in the United States caused by insect
pests amounts to at least $1,000,-
:000mo,
• "Nearly all species of birds feed
their young on insects, and young
birds require an almost phenomenal
amount 01 10011. I personally 'know of
a family of.martins that fed Its young
300 times in one day. The adults not
only carry one insect to their young
• at a time, hut many. I have seen a
bluebird with so many insects in her
Mouth that they looked like a round
ball.
"Por all the service birds render to
mankind," Mr. Shoffaer continued,
"they ask very little, (a!y food and
protection."
—"The Christian Science Monitor".
Deoch-an-Doris
The wind cam' roarin' (loon the street
White clouds o' suawiflakes-twistine
Cauld Wan the air tae file yelgreet;
' Scotsmen ganged the mistIn.
Twa hielanmen lin' pipes an' plaid
Cam marchin' o'er the pearlie.
On sic a nicht it might be. said
"They're daft," an' it said fah•ly.
But wha' cared they for sna or sleet
00 a' th' things that plague us?
• They're aff on this St Andrew's nicht
A pipin 071 th' Haggis
Th' Northern cock wed no weel rest
717j sic a doughty skirlinil
Bach piper pied his verve, beet
n' sent th' notes a whirlin'.
Th' door is reached. "Come in!
Come in!"
Free mony a bairn 0' Tamson
Auld Jenny Cope wad think a sin
Tae see sic cheer an' dancin'.
A bricht fire crackles bye th' amass.
Broad Scotland's tongue in chorus.
Hand up ye'r held. Hand up ye'r
glass;
"A. Scottish Deoch-an-Doris!"
S Drummond.
Niagara -On -the -Lake, Ont.
Many Lives Saved and Much Misery Prevented By Activities
and Educational Campaigns of This Organization
Great encouragement has been'
given in the last ten years to those
people- who holieve that much of our
disease can be prevented.
Ihrery doctor and almost every en-
lightened layman holds this belief and
the encouragement which the last ten
yams has brought to these PeoPle is
evident in the success which is crown-
ing the efforts of these people who
are fighting that dread destroyer,
Tuberculosis.
The death rate from all forms of
Tuberculosis haa dropped about one
per hundred thousand population per
Year or from 90 to 80 in ten years.
During the same interval the sana-
torium treatment beds have inereafeed,
from 4,000 to 7,000.
. It is intetestiag to note this has
been accomplished, Caiaadians are
fortunate in having an excellent or-
ganization working on their behalf in
this regard—the Canadian Tubercul-
osis Association, which organization'
has for years been in the very fore-
front of the battle against this dis-
ease. They have carried the warning
agabast tuberculosis right to the minds
'of thegeneral public. They.. have
waged • an educational campaign
against it in allparts of the Dominion.
But they have done more than merely
to warn and to alarm. They have
been responsible for many cures and
for a very great deal of prevention.
One of the most interesting phases
as well as the mist needed of their
work is the branch which is devoted
to phones by Physical -medical exam-
ination. People en whole dietricts are
frequently examined for signs of in-
cipient tuberculosis and many cases
are found of people who are afflicted
with tubeeculosis in its incipiency.
•Sinee the disease at this stage is al-
most certainly, and permanently cur-
able the Association is thus respons-
ible for the saving of many lives and
the prevention of much misery,
in this connection the Annual
Christmas Seal Sale should be men-
tioned. This sale whieh receives the
support of all OlasSeS of eitizenserves
a valuable and two -fold impose.
First of course it raises money. 'This
is used 101,1060 committees to main-
Akain diagnestie and home visiting
nursing services' Saco/icily the An-
nual Educational campaign of the
Christmas Seal sale gives the public
much. needed ,information about the
work and the need for the work.
"The type of citizen who buys
Christmae Seals" an official of the or-
ganization recently, said, "is not the
kind to let his :brother down."
•
.•• • •-a •`-•
Higher and Lower
The man had just informed the
Pullman agent that he wanted a berth.
"Upper or lowde" asked the agent.
"What's the difaerent?". asked the
man.
"A difference of • 50 cente in this
case. The lower is higher than the
tuner. The higher price is for the
lower. If you want it lower 'you'll
have to go higher. We sell the Inn
Per lower than the lower. Most peo-
ple don't like the upper, although it
is lower on account of being higher.
When you occupy an upper you have
to gat up to go to bed and get down
when you get up, Yon can have the
lower if you pay higher. Tho upper
is lower than the lower because it le
higher. If you are willing to go high-
.
er, it will be lower—"
But the poor man had fainted.
Inhale lelinard's Liniment for Asthma.
Carcass of
Lizard Preserved
—
Cordova, Alaska—Part
of the
case of the lizard -like creature found
in the ice of Glacier Island, near here!
November 10, has been preserved in
Cordova for Wendt*, 2 examination.
A description of the creature, be,
lieved by residents to have lived in •
prehistoric times fuel to have been!
preserved In the Glacier for the
thousands of years, was given by W.
J. McDonald, superi.o. indei t of Elag-
ach national foreet, we headed an in-
vestigation party 0.0 reenreed with
the portion 01 tne '0 '1050.
McDonald said only remit six feet
of flesh remained on the skeleton,
which measured 24 feet 1 inch long.
He said it had a snout similar tc the
beak of a pelican, with a head shaped
much like that of an elephant.
The vertebrae immediately behind
the head, said McDonald, were inter-
locked with flippers on each side. The
vertebrae, he asserted, were three -
bladed and the flippers were made up
of five "fingers". Bach "finger" had
three joints or Dossibit mote. No
teeth were found,
Weighs Half Ton
Weight of the skeleton was esti.
mated by McDonald at 1,000 pounde,
The length of the snout was given as
39 inches from its bend to the middle
of the forehead. It was 11 Inches
wide at the Midsection and 29 inches
in circumference. The bone marrow
iunmatliter.
esnout was three inches in di -
The over-all length of the head was
reported as 55 inches. Prom the
back of the bead to the end of the ribs
the creature measured 74 inches. The
length of the top blade of the verte-
brae was reported to be 14 inches and
the side blade 12 inches. McDonald
said there also was a perpendicular
blade.
First report said thecreature had
been fur-eovered. Investigators did
not mention whether• this was the
ease. :
er and a popular novelist. le
ion Poe worked in a ',Dentine- se
and later enlisted in the TIeited States
Army before embarkine on a spectate
ular literary career that landed hi
among the immortals. Owen Wiste
started life in a Boston banking hontie
and then took up the law ere "The',
Virginian" made him famous. Arnold.
Bennett was employed In a lawyee'e
office till he. was 26 and had turned
30 when he publieled his first novel,
"A Mau 'From the North."
* 5 *
Thackeray hoped to win fame •with
'his brush rather than .witb his pen.
and George Du Matador, was already
famous Its an artist when "Trilby"'
Put him on the map of the literary -
world. Hall Cahn was secretary ,,o•
Dante Gabriel Rossetti, the poet and
Painter, long before he began to write
novels. D. H. Lawrence was a humble
young schoolmaster when his first
novel, "The White Peacock," appear-
ed and heralded the arrival of a new
literary star. Israel • 7"
wise tattoo '
the pe
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Packed Lull e tender, plump,
wocrwhod Sultanas, retaining the
£ne flavor of the fresh fruit. Just
as wholesome as they are delicious.
Sult
ties
nas
fib ":21
of ei
fe
delete .e
the 001
a forneno.
one of the able.. ,
eons in Eneland s.
"Liza of Lambeth,"
1807 and made an ins:
cesa, thereby settiug 1.
Robeft S. Magee, .To'
predecessor as Por' ,
also a fully qualified me
* 5 e
The number of feei me writers al*
geminated from the newspaper en_
fession, is legion, James M. Barrie
was a reporter long afore."The Little
Minister" preached his nest sermon,
George Bernard Shan, wat,„....,neott
critic for a London _evehing paper,
"The Star," tuner -The editorship at
T. P. (Tay ray) creonnor, Iti his
younger days. amonie K, Jerome,
started his writing "inner as a i0170 -
paper man, and one of his flrst as-
signments was to report a sermon by
the famous preat•her, Spurgeon. It
WAS a warm Sunday morning, and
Jerome eats recorded Sow Spurgeon
began his seaman by mopping his
•brow and remarking that it was
"darned hot." Kipling, too, spent the
first seven years of his career—from
1582 to 16119-011 tee staffs of two
Indian newspapers.
*
Coming to more recent times, Sin-
clair Lewis was a reporter for several
Years after leaving Yaie, and a good
one too, according to Melville E.
Stone, of the Ansocimea Press, ender
whom 'Red" Lewis worked. Other
erstwhile newspaper men who Inn
become ,famoue as novelists, and
whose • names come readily to mind,
are Sir Philip Gibbs, win, made his
reputation as a World War ChrreS-
Pandent; Louis Bromfield, who start-
ed as a reporter with the
City News Association; A. 3. M. Hut-
chinson, of "it Winter Conies" fame,
who was a Fleet Street (Leaden) cen-
ter in the old days; and I musen't
forget Willa (lather, who was at one
time a arst-class newspaper woman.
Foursquare
This house has a central ebimney;
that, has four;
Concerned, like Matthew, Mark an
Luke and Seine
Each has fourpoeter beds tr :dee
upon;
Tbey have fan -lights, and liglx'hee.
side the door,
Their lead age is a century br eehreee
They wear their robe of years as met:
don e
His tilted Oxford eate Me A0WillE,
gown,
tie
a
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But sandier than men at their 43344'AtZ.4
Now th8e0y0rae;ife given new lease of days, "JI
rr
Is theirs, if well restored, to show
g
' •
Returned, that age is not a thin ,
sorrow,.
But isuacrossroad eign for him
,rns
To read, and slowly wander down' .,
That brings the lovely homspun past
again.
—Isabel Fiske Conant in "The Chile- •t,
tial Science Monitor". •
Wife (sobbing): You brute, if it • ii.
wasn't far mother I'd go home again."
Fie: "What's she got to do -with. it?"
"Well, m-mothes coming here--ebeie
leaving father:"
.