The Seaforth News, 1930-12-18, Page 3Owl Laffs
• CHRISTMAS WISHES
We, hone -you have abounding health
With neer a care or worry,
And that • you get much worldly
wealth,.
And get It in a. burry.
We :wleh for yon an. outiook bright,
A past that'e free from trouble;.
We ' hope you guessed the market
right•
And` saw w � or r fit
J p o s double,
to may your skiers unclouded be
And sunny be your weather,
And, if you meet adversity,
May it weigh as . a feather.
If . the :Christmas spirit does not
mean malting others happy, then the
Yuletide will not holdrnueh real pleas-
ure for you.
ANOTHER INVITE
A sub -debutante sent the fol-
lowing message to Santa Claus: the
other day:
Mr. Santa Claus
Your presents 'are .requested
by
.Iiiiss Genevieve Van Goidenhessen
on the •
Evening of .December 26th
at '
1704 Lakeview Avenue.
R. S. T. P.
Consider the,Christmas toy; its, life
is brief, .but it certainly does get the
breaks.
George—Oh, Gladys, dear, this will
'be the jolliest Chrlatmas I have ever,
spent. Now that we're engaged, I;
think only of the future.
Gladys—Do you? Well, at this time
of year, I think only of the present.
May He who in the manger- lay
Bring to your heart this Christmas
day
The peace that never fails to bless,
The joy that makes true happiness.
The most embarrassing situation
one can think of it no wake up on
Christmas morning and find that a
Mr! you hadn't even considered has
sent you a Christmas gift.
They were talking about mat's] a
music and dancing.
"I don't like daueing to jazz," said
the girl. "It's nothing but hugging
set to'music."
"Well," asked the man, "what 3s
there bout that to which you objeet?"
"The Music," she said.
Mandy- eou think it's extra-
vagant to eat bread sad butter and
jam?"
Sandy—"Of course, not! It's econ-
omical. The same piece of bread
does for both."
Overwork or Worry
Taxes the Health of Thousands.
Of Young Girls.
In the "teen-age" years when
school or .office wark is exacting, and
outside agtivltiee .6@ up so much en-
ergy, many girlsundermine their
health and spoil their happiness tor'
years to come.
At such a time Dr, Williams Pink
Pills will 'be 'Oeundinost valuable.
They purify and .enrich thb blood;
build up the nerve eells'arid correct
run-down conditions; Concerning
them Miss Margaret Torrey, Indian
Road, .Toronto, Ont" says: "When I
was attending Highschool, I suffered
a complete breakdown. My heart
would palpitate at the least eeertion;
'I could not sleep and nothing I ate
agreed with: me. I began taking Dr.
Williams Pink Pills and before long
I gained in weight .and every •die-
treesing symptom left me,"
Dr. Williams Pink Pills are sold by
medicine dealers or by mail at 50
Dents a box from The Dr. Williams
Medicine Co„ Brockville, Ont..
The reason why it Is so hard for
college graduates to find Jobe is be-
cause most firms already have presi-
dents and general managers!
Two little boys were talking, Qne.
said to the other: "'Aren't ants funny
little things? They work and work,
and never play."
"Oh, I don't know about that," re-
plied the other. "Every time I go on
a picnic they are there."
A financier says that the business
slump is caused by a change in our
spending habits. Well, . anyhow, a
change in our spending habits has
been caused by the -slump.
A scientist says that bow legs are
hereditary. It is quite obvious, how-
ever, that they don't descend in a di-
rect line.
Disappointment
Mrs. Golders was in conversation
with a young married friend.
"Well, and how do you like your new
house?" she asked.
"Oh, 1 suppose it's all right," dame
the reply from the young wife, "but
tbere',e a young couple next door who
quarrel all day."
"Flow very unpleasant that must be
for yon, to have to listen to that," said
Mrs. Golders.
"Yes," said the youpg wife, 'and the
WM. of itis they're French, and my
husband and I can't understand a
word they, say."
GABBIEGERTIE
' Many a woman cries because she
feels better 'after the bawl is over',"
Beginner's Luck
Brow.i was trudging along the road,
a smile of triumph o.r his face, and his
golf clubs swinging over his shoulder,
when he was confronted by King, a
fellow club member.
"Hallo!" said King, "How did you
get on in your game today?"
"Oh not so badly," replied Brown.
"I toot sixty-three."
"Sixty-three;" echoed King. "Anil
you just a beginner Why, that's
amazing."
"Yes," said Brown. "I thought it
was rather good myself. Tomorrow,"
be added, "I'nl going to try the see
ond hole,"
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AT.
•• . the crinoline. 1: hold no brief for this
Customs of Victorian Age garment; it was in most ways most
Defended .By Lady Leconfield
objectionable, orally when sitting
down in a burry, 0r in attempting to
enter a crowded carriage, but it had
Says Girls` Were Bound by Strict Rules, .But Had Gay Times
and the Period Was One of Progress
The author of the following article, my young days. We returned after
which .appeared recently jn the New each dance to stand in front of our
York Times, is the widow of the IIrst mothers, and when it was first whis-
Lord teconfleld and a sister 'of the pered that a•girl had been seen sitting
Seth Earl of Roseberry. She was born upstairs with a partner, the' matter,
in 1846—nine years after Queen Vic- it was felt, had best not be talked
torte came : to the - throne -and' had about in public. It would be hard for
reached the age of 65 when Victoria the present generation to realize how
'died in 190. Now,, when so much is strict were the rules laid down for
being written about the Victorian Age,. girls in those days. It would have
she eomes'to its defense by placing on been considered unthinkable for her
record h'er'memories of some of its to go out with a man at any time un-
manners and customs. less engaged to him; - indeed, girls
I feel compelled to write on this sub. were not allowed' to walk out alone 1n
fent because of all that I' read in the London except with a maid, nor even
present day about the reign Af Queen to go in a four -wheeler without a foot.
Victoria, written by those who per-: man on the box.. An omnibus was, of
haps scarcely remember the days of obtuse, unthinkable. I even remem
Edward VII:, and who are pleased to �ber elderly ladies walking in the park
associate the word Victorian with all with a footman following, and I .re-
that is ugly and uninteresting. I am member my grandparents proceeding
qualified to speak, having been born to church with a footman carrying
before Queen Victoria had been nine the prayerbooks, but these were then
years on the throne, and having old-fashioned customs and had- quite
reached the age of 56 before I saw died out after I grew up.
Carriage exercise was a great fea-
ture in Victorian times, and I spent
many long afternoons of my youth 10
a barouche, the large open carriage
of those days. In hot weather the
drive would sometimes be enlivened
by a atop at Gunter's, where we sat
comfortably in the carriage under the
trees in Berkeley Square eating ices,
but more often the day ended with a
drive around the park, then—as many
can still remember—crowded with car-
riages open and closed, barouches on
CGsprings, sociables, chariots (with
the coachman on a han,meroloth, the
footman banging en behind), four-in-
hands driven by amateur coachmen
with their friends clustering on the
back seats, the solitary male in a
phaeton of a cabriolet, sometimes even
in a tandem, plum -pudding dogs run-
ning behind thhe carriages of their
owners, a royal carriage often to be
seen making its way through the
throng; all this gave the park a more
festive appearance than the rush of
motors and taxis can do now.
But let no one suppose that our pro-
gress through the streets was unim—
peded. When I read in the papers
now about the trams problem I re-
member the half Inters we often spent
in trying to get round Hyde Park Cor-
ner, or in struggling to get through
the narrow neck of Park Lane. This
was the only thoroughfare between
that end of Piccadilly and Oxford
Street, Hamilton Place being a out de
sac; and the turn from Grosvenor
Place into Piccadilly being through a
sharp angle, with traffic struggling to
get through both ways, and no police
control, the conse+luenees may -be
imagined. d
Pleasures of Youth
It may be thought, after what I have
written, that the girl of the period had
but a poor time, but youth generally
manages to enjoy itself, and the Vic-
torian maiden found a partner for life
in spite of all old-fashioned notions.
At balls, quadrilles and lancers—
square dances as they were called—
alternated with waltzes and gave op-
portunities for conversation; supper
also was enjoyed in tete-a-tete, then
evening parties—drums as they were
then called --garden parties (for some
inscrutable reason called breakfasts),
riding in Roten Row, where one's
chaperons often had a friend of their
own and left one at liberty to talk to
a friend of one's choice; all these al-
lowed Imo for cultivating friendships,
and the long afternoons spout in cro-
quet did not discourage flirtation. The
p1eeent generation also ignore alI the
agitations of a eotillon at the end of
a ball, but here memory reealis the
blank of an evening when no favors
were received, so the subject hes best
not be dwelt upon.
Then as to dress. Much of the pity
bestowed on us for our clathing is
wasted. Do not let any one suppose
that we walked out with our skirts
hanging over oar arms, as the modern
maitten is said• to have at Ascot this
year. On the contrary, in the early
sixties we had au arrangement by
which we looped up our skirts over a
bright -colored petticoat when we went
out, and later on ankle -length skirts
cane into fashion for wanting. I ad-
mit that this involved a certain
amount of toil,
At a country house party you came
down to breakfast with gloves on and
in a long gown, changed into a short
one for walking. Then began the
fashion for tea -gowns -to be put on 4n
the afternoon when you came in, and
dinner required yet another dress.
Nothing, I admit, was ever shown
above our buttoned boots. I remem-
ber one day in my early teens seeing
my mother and her sister-in-law re-
turning from a walk and, bounding to-
ward them, was received with looks of
grave displeasure, "My dear, young
ladies (lo not show their legs like
that," said my aunt. No, in those days
Ave did not,
Nor was sun-bathing considered a
necessity. The sun, when it appear-
ed, shone on us through our clothing
and no one invited us to tale it off.
firs. Grundy is supposed to be a pro-
duct of tbe Victorian age,; but I would
point out that ever since the days of
our first parents some form of gar-
ment has been inose by the civilized,
'and it is hard that we old people
should be ridiculed because we still
hold this view,
Then the abuse that!; heaped upon
the accession of another sovereign. I
feel, therefore, that I can claim to
know something of the manners and
customs of the period.
,To begin with, many now seem to
forget that other sovereigns reigned
in the nineteenth century besides'
Queen Victoria. Much of the furni-
ture, for instance, now labelled Vic-
torian, belongs to an earlier period,
as I can prove from a house furnished
by my grandfather in 1819, which re-
mained untouched during my youth.
There you found the straight, hard -
backed armchairs and sofas now dub-
bed Victorian, but in the '60s we had
easy chairs and couches well stuffed
with horsehair, kept down by buttons,
and the prevailing taste was for light
colors, white -painted furniture, and
varnished wood for bedrooms, with
bright, shiny chintzes for covers.
Gilt and Plush Chairs
Little gilt chairs found their way
into drawing rooms, and silk-upbol-
stered furniture, concealed by chintzes
in the daytime, but uncovered for
evening parties. Then came a craze
for plush, for velvet -covered mantel-
pieces, for brass naris, for fringes and
tassels, for woolwork, for little velvet
tables with twisted legs. It was a re-
action from what was called the Ma-
hogany Reign of Terror, and led to
many sad acts of vandalism, old ma-
hogany four-posters being; Out down.
into half -testers, Chippendale chairs
banished into servant,' roans, and I
have heart; of ,at least one iudustrions
lady who painted a whole set of ma-
hogany furniture gray with her own
hand.
I now turn to that oft -debated sub-
ject—the girl of the period, of whom
I was one" I can assure the public
that we never fainted—unless from
illness, that we rode, even hunted, that
we walked (I admit in button boots),
that we played games—though neither
tennis nor golf; and if croquet be ob-
. jected to as being non -athletic, I would
ask any modern girl to stand with a
mallet in her hands, often for foto'
hours at a stretch, in the hope of be-
ing able, when her turn came, to drive
a ball through an iron hoop. It was
a test of endurance if not of active
exercise.
Dances and Chaperons
We also really danced at balls. The
I two-step waltz of my youth carried
one along much faster than the fox-
trot,
oxtrot, and tbere'was no sitting -out in
CHEERFUL REMINISCENCES
In their younger days they had been
sweethearts. Now there was silver
in her hair and scow on his, and they'
sat and talked of the tines when they
were young—their first meeting, their
first quarrel, their last kiss, their last,
quarrel. Perhaps they both warmed
a little over the recollections. At
length he said, "Ay; .Maggle, an' i hae
no loved ouybody since you! I has.:
never forgotten you!" "_Andrew,"
she said, with a little moistening of
the. eyes, "you're just as big a leear
as ever—an' I believe ye just the
same!"
came—That boy of ours gets more
like you every (lay.
Father. (meekly)—What's he been
up to now?
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and given a thorough overhauling dur-
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General Sir .Henry Rawlinaon, whose
father was fanged for his discoveries,
among the ruins of the ancient king-
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used to assert that the oldest joke in
the world was the one about the -Irish-
man who had a run of bad luck and
decided to commit suicide. A man
' 'discovered the Irishman a Dew hours
later.He -had a rope tied around his
waist anti wag dangling from a tree.
'What are 0you.doing?" asked the
Mau, "I'm hanging myself," replied
the Irishman. "You can't hang your-
self by putting the rope around your
waist, said the man. ''You should put
it around your neck." "Goch!" replied
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"YOUR SCALES N[[T flXNG"
Said a Fat Woman—indignantly
"Better get these scales fitted," ex-
claimed a rather stout, fashionably
dressed woman in a drug store the
other day—" they make mo weigh 12
pounds too much."
"All of which goes to show," remarked
the good-natured druggist; " that
women take on fat so rapidly that
they don't realize it."
" If that women doesn't watch out,"
he continued, " when she comes in
two weeks from now, the scales ,will
be wrong about 20 pounds."
"Is there anything that will tate off
fat outside of three or four hours of
strenuousexerciseevery day? ":asked
a scholarly looking man who was
buying a tube of ointment for Isis
lame knee.
"Not many things," answered tite
dispenser of drugs " but lately there
has been a big demand for a com-
bination of vitalizing mineral saltsthat
many of my fat customers are enthu-
Blastic. about.
"It is 'called Krusehen Salts and it
must do the work for I can see for
myself that many of them are losing
weight."
"It's an inexpensive wayto take off
fat," continued the drug store man,
" for one bottle, wen With big
doses will last one person for 90
lays:' „
"Never heard of that treasnent,
said the scholarly looking man, " but
I haven't: any fat to lose anyway."
" I've heard of it," chimed in a well-
built middle-aged man who had just
come in. I was 15 pounds overweight
—Was getting fat—and I give Kruschen
Salts credit for ridding me of the un-
welcome excess baggage."
"They'll have your picture in the
paper if you aren't careful," said the
druggist laughingly.
"No they won't," replied the well-
built man, " but I'm not backward.
about saying a good word for a good
product; and I can say in all
sincerity that Krusehen Salts are
good. Not only did they help, me to
get down to normal weight, but they
keep my bowels and kidneysin
good condition and I'm more vigorous
and active than I have been for years."
" That's good enough for nye," said the
scholarly locking man.
" Glad you came int," said the pro-
prietor. 011 tell my Sat customers
what you said."
Krusehen Salts is obtainable at all
Drug Stores at 45e. and The. per bottle.
Minard's Liniment' for ill Pain.
its points, as .it allowedunfettered
liberty to one's legs, and I remember,
as a little girl, thinking it very com-
fortable for running in. It gradually
altered its shape, became flat in front
and finally merged into the bustle of
the eighties; but all this can best be
studied in old fashion plates, as cars
also thefashions -of evening gowns,
which contrast much with those of the
present day, much of what is now left
bare being then covered, while the
shoulders, now always concealed by
at least a strap, were then always
shown. A little cap was considered
suitable in the morning for even a
young matron and bonnets were al-
ways worn in the afternoons in Lon-
don even by young girls and always'
everywhere on 'Sundays; even the
maidservants were forbidden to ap-
pear in church in a hat.
Progress of the Age
So far I have written only of the
'80s, and as I remember them, but it
is well to realize that the Victorian
age was not a. stagnant pool, icebound
in conventions and prejudices, as
some now seemto think, but on the
contrary a time of steady progress,
not only in politics, science and mat-
ters ecclesiastical, which would re-'
quire volumes to themselves, but in
the manners and customs of'which I
write. One has only to look back up-
on the last thirty years of Queen Vie-
toria'a reign to realize the changes
that they brought. The white print,
gilding and chintzes of the '60s gave
way to Morris cretonnes, to green and
even black paint, the taste for ma-
hogany revived, and country shops
and old cottages were ransacked for
old furniture; the barouche gave place
to the victoria and landau, the old
chariots and coaches with coachmen
on hammercloths and footmen behind
were seen no more.
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My baby suffered terribly from indi-
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a box from The Dr. Williams Medi-
cine Coe Brockville,' Ont.
Lack of systematic brushing which
our niothera and grandmothers gave
their long tresses is said to be re-
sponsible for young women of to -day
having grey hair five years earlier
than their mothers and ten years ear-
lier than their grandmothers.
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When coated tongue or bad breath
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Not So Customary
Fred met Dick on the way to the
station,
"Good gracious, old man,' said Fred,
"how did you manage to hurt your
eye?"
"It was done by a man whose wed-
ding I attended as best man," Dick ex-
plained. "Just because I kissed the
bride."
"But, my dear old man," exclaimed
his friend, "it's the custom for the
best man to kiss the bride."
Dick put his hand to his injured eye.
"Yes, I know it is,' he replied. "But
this was five years after the cere-
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On With the Game
The village football mateh was
about to commence, and the opposing
captains were inspecting the ground.
"Don't like it," said the visiting
skipper, shaking his head..
"W11 t don't you like?"'asked the
home skipper.
"The ground," replied the other.
"Hardly a blade of grass to be seen."
"Well, you Man come 'ere to graze,
did yer?" was the home skipper's re-
tort.
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