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The Seaforth News, 1930-08-14, Page 6Tie Treasure of the Buco1ell By A. D. HOWDEN SMITH CHAPTER XXIII.—(Cont'd,) It was as hard n job as we tackled , but after two heats, .Hugh and Ver- non King were 'lble to pry the slab loose and let it fall ort with a mighty splash. Hugh thrust in the end of his °roe bar, and it struck brickwork. Our torches showed this to be very flimsy, and whe it was pounded it rang hollow. By t end Of the afternoon we had, smashed througl an embrasure nearly. three feet high and four feet long, and Hugh nominated Betty for the honor of leading the way into the dim pass- age which abutted on the hole. The gest of us crawled in afterward. The passage was seven feet high be.d four feet wide. It led straight back between brick walls into a large. chamber the roof of which was upheld by brick piers, The place was musty, foetid even, and very damp, but as our torches struggled through the dark- ness,tho rays were captured and jug- gled by glinting, sheeny heaps that were: stacked against the piers and walls. Betty started forward invol- untarily. There was a slurring sound,. and then a tiny tinkling that died away in a faint murmurous ss-ssh. "It's gold!" she cried. We flashed our torches eight and left. It was true. Great golden piles sloped away from us. The fragments of the bags that once had held this wealth projected from the multitude, of cons. At the end of the chamber the paes mounted to the roof. To the left stood several, tiers of ancient chests, The first yielded it once to the point of Hugh's knife. When he flung the lid back it fell apart, but we scarcely noticed it ...on: the dazzling glamor of the gems that seemed al- most to fight to escape from their centuries -long imprisonment. Jewels and jewelry aid massive plate were heaped in indiscriminate confusion, huge salvers, cups, chalices, ainphnrae, bracelets, armlets, amulet,, brooches, necklares, rings beyond num- ber—and runnir.g in and out of the set stones, the endless profusion of unmounted gems, diamonds, amethysts, rubies, opals, pearls, sapphires, top- azes, g :rnets, turquoises, emeralds, and others I could not name. Betty threw her arms around Hugh, as shameless for the moment as Kara "Oh, I'tn so glad!" she murmured. "It's as much as you thought it would be, isn't it?" Hugh was dazed. "As m'ich? I never dreamed of any- thing like this! I told myself it was up to me to see the thing through on Uncle Janies' account. But—this! I say, Professor, how much do you sup- pose there is here?" Vernon King swept his torch in an are arot rd the chamber, the extreme confines of which ere shrouded in shadow. "I am no fiscal expert, my dear boy. It would take a committee of jewelers to assess those chest: alone. I should not be greatly surprised if the con- tents of this chamber were discovered to exceed $125,000,000. If—" "If y aren't very lucky, Hugh, yon are going to lose all this stuff just because you were lucky enough to find it," said Nikki's yoke behind us. We turned to confront him. Kara's dark, pa- tacate face was at his shoul- der. "Win de you suppose is up - "Mr.' ftileer." I exclaimed. "tight. She'= not alone. She carne back with Mahkouf Pasha. I've got then both safe .tn •'e.r lock and key, with We. -4t Mil:ali's knife tit their throats. Still—" He shrugged his ehaulders, CHAPTER XXIV, Relurtantly and with many a back- ward lick, we retired from that glim- a merino v-t,r!k of wealth, and climbed to the +treini. "I'll have that pre- ciote Mir fetched in if you like," vol- unteered Ni1k,, as we sat about the mini. 'But I don't see the use. They The tingling taste of fresh mint leaves is a real treat for your sweet tooth. WRIGLEYS Affords people everywhere great comfort and long-lasting enjoyment A Nothing else gives so much bene - tat at so small a cost. It is a wonderful help in work ;and play — keeps you :cool, calm and "contented. ADDS A' ZEST ERa1 1,531)2: N!o. 3'1—'3O aren't in a mood to be agreeable. Mr Hilyer is consumed with revenge. Mahkouf is politely threatening. He figures that he has us on ch.i hip be- cause df the killings last night—mu- der of His Imperial Majesty's subjects and all that." "Could we, perhaps,' detain them sufficiently long to permit us to get away?" inquired my uncle. ' . "With the treasure? Hardly! I say, do you realize the sheer physical job of removing that stuff. In the mean- time we might hold Mrs. Hilyer with- out, causing any comment, but Mah- kou£ is a well known person, Ile isn't `The Grand' Vizier's Jackal' for no- thing."; - "I chink I can use Tokalji towork out this mess," said Hugh. He'd do anything for m>ney." Wasso Mikali' brought in the bri- gand chief, his broken arm in a sling, a sour glint of hatred in his eye. "Tell him," returned Hugh, "that I'll' give him 100,000 pounds Turkish if he'll come over to our side, and back us' up against Mahkouf Pasha." The cl.ange in Tokalji's manner was ridiculous. "He says," translated. Nikka, "that he will kill the Sultan for you for 100,000 pounds Turkish. But he wants to see the money." Then when Watty tramped in fifteen minutes afterw. re. and plumped .a bulging sack into the old thief's lap a miracle was wrought. Sweat beaded on his forehead; his hands clawed the lovely stones; his eyes shone. "Tell him they are his if he plays fair with us," continued Hugh when he judged he had made his effect. "He awaits your orders," Nikka translated. "Wait a minute. He says for you not to worry about Mahkouf Pasha. He, the Pasha, has been smu:;- gling arms from Roumania to Kemal Pasha at Angora." "I kr.ew such precious 'scoundrels BY ANNABELLE WORTHINGTON would sell each other out," said Hugh. "We .1 have Mahkouf in here and give Illustrated Dressmaking Lesson Fur. him an earful." wished Ti'j+r, n,,,,,.y pattern The irterv:ew that followed was ab- surd and sordid. Mah'touf Pasha after an attempt at hectoring defiance, col- lapsed completely. Maude Hilyer was last. Hugh ap- pealed to her on the grounds of self- interest. "It's all very well what you say, Lord Chesby," she whimpered. "But what ata I going to do now? Hilyer's dead. Little Dapping is loaded with mortgages. His cousin George will in- herit what's left of it, anyway. And I—" "I am not going to pay you black- mail," returned Hugh coldly, "but you may call on my solicitors this day two months." t.on in which't'ey found' themselves, I the S1, va still running t.-.ndet 'the old Imperial registry. She was a tidy tramp of 5,000 tons odd, and Captain Malalcovich made no ibjjection to turn- iag over the neeeseary cabins for our use. Ile expressed himself' feelingly as glad to help any one who: was try- ing to diddle the Tutkish, government, and he served us with a loyalty that earned him a considerable' additional honorarium upon our arrival in South- ampton. "I'll anter dour At ff on my mani- fests after we dear, the port" he said frankly. "I don't care whether I evar come b: ek here,. As to Aleikouan-" the Circassian—"Wer so Mikali can send her to Salonika when he receives Word that r have landed ,✓..r gentle- men. I'll trade with the Greeksafter this. I'm through with the Turks." The transfer of. the ,treasure occu- pied •week, for we could onlywork at night. The last day after the treasure boxes were'stowed away, we all'fou.,d t.r, to go to the British Embassy to ee Hugh and Betty married, "Nikka," said T-1 igh. "Aren't you coming with us?" "No.. ;✓e are going to wander, Kara and I. We will go up into .he Rhod- ,pes with Wasso Mikali for a while, and . then we will tare the Tzigane's Trail through the Balkans ani over the Danube and tho Carpathians, on, on, wherever we choose." So when the Clava steamed out of the Golden Horn, Hugh and Betty, Vernon King, Watkins and waved goodby to our comrade. Watkins shook.his head sorrowfully. "I've been thinking, Mister 'Jack, sir," he said. "They'll never believe this story in the Servants' 'All," "They'dlbeliev you if you accepted your share of the treasure," I told him, "Per'aps," he admitted. "But what good would it do me, sir? I've no call for it, and in the cud Lloyd George would get it, 'int and the hincome-tax collector." And for the first and only time in the course of our acquaintance Wat- kins irdulged at-kins"indulged in a broad grin. - (The End.) What New York Is Wearing CIIAPt.'ER XXV. The next day at Nihka's suggestion we called upon Wasso Mikali for his advice. "A great treasure like .his cannot be trusted in many men's hands," he said. "You must put the treasure on a boat, and you must go an that boat, yourselves, and you must be sure ton can trust the captain.." "But hew can we find such a boat and captain?" •asked Hugh. "Leave that a me," answered Wasso Mikali promptly. "And in the meantime you must make boxes for the treasure." We heard no more from him for a week. Prisoners as well as captors labored with saw and hatchet, hammer and nails. As fast as we shaped the boxes we carried them down to the drain and packed them, wrapping gold and gems in whatever fabrics we could find around the house, and it this way we used up all the loose lumber, cloth and bedding in Tokalji's store rooms. Then one night as we sat in the atrium, very aro c,: to hands and fin- gers from unaccustomed carpentry, there was a knock on the courtyard door, and Wasso Mikali ushered in a tall, lean man in a blue seaofficers cap. He left this man 1 the courtyard and came down to us. "I have brought you a sea -captain wiu5 does not fear to dodge the law," said the old Gypsy without preface. "He loves a Circassian girl who lives in a street near the Khan of the Geor- gians, and I have made it ;,Main to him that if we do business with him the girl stays in my custody for surety of his honesty. Ha is a Russian and his ship is his own," "You did not tell hint what we wanted hie. for?" questioned Hugh. "Tell hint only what you must," counseled Wasso Mikali. `I think I have a hold on this man, but I would not trust him more than I could help." "Why can't we tell him that we have made a remarkable find of ancient statuary, mosaics and that sort of thing?" I suggested. "He will look us up, and the story will sound credible for King. We'll let him know that the government wouldn't like to .see such a valuable collection go to foreigners, and we have to smuggle it." "That will do,"' Nikka approved. "And that will explain why c, a must send the boxes aboard secretly." We made the deal with the Russian captain that night. He was not a bad chap, but a bit put to it to earn the keep of himself, his r'ew and his ves- sel by reason of the anomalous situa- A youthful crepe silk print sugges- tive of empire mode, 1, moulded almost to the knees. It adds flare to hem through a circular flounce that is joined to the skirt in scalloped out- line. 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Cook in double boiler one cup pineapple juice, juice of % lemon, add half cup sugar, mlked with one table, spoon flour and one tablespoon melted butter, yolks of two eggs, beaten, salt and, last, add two beaten egg white. Remove and, before serving, stir -in half of one whole jar of whipped cream, as liked. English Hot ,'ot Six nice, lean pork chops, six me- dium sized potatoes and three onions. Place three chops In bottom of pan, eprinIcle lightly with flour, then sea- son: addlayer of onions, then pota- toes. Repeat till pan is full; add a little less than pint of water, place cover on the pan and cook almost an hour, either over a low flame or in au oven. This serves three. Pea Souffle 1VIelt 3 tablespoons butter; blend in 3 tablespoons flour thoroughly, add 1 clip milk gradually, stirring constant- ly until thickened. Add 1 can mashed peas, 2 egg yolks, slightly beaten, 1 teaspoon minced onion (1 omitted this) % teaspoon salt and speck of pepper. Fold In stiffly beaten egg whites. Bake in moderate oven 30 atiletes. Sreves 6, 'I served this with escalloped potatoes (with onion, tate reason for• omitting them with peas) hamburg loaf, strawberry shortcake, Menem create pie, bread and butter, tea and milk for those who preferred it. It was pronounced a delicious din- ner and Is, ne you can see, an oven diluter. Apple Sauce Cake 1 cup butter, 1 cup sugar, 114 cups apple sauce, 2 cups pastry flour, 2 level teaspoons soda and t teaspoon baking powder, lie teaspoon cinnamon, clove, and allspice; and ' egg, Cream butter and sugar; add beaten egg, ap- plesauce, in which soda has been dis- solved; then acid sifted dry ingredi- ents. Beat hard, and add floured nuts and raisins, t cup of each. Ways to Cook Mushrooms Remove the tope of 1 pound of mush- rooms and cut in halves or quarters. Let the stems stew in 2 cups water for about 10 minutes. To a hot spider add 3 tablespoons butter and melt. Stir in 3 heaping tablespoons flour and let brown, stirring constantly, Then add slowly the water in which the mush, room stems have been cooked, discard- ing the stems. Add the quartered mushrooms, salt and pepper and cook until the mushrooms are tender when pierced with a fork—about 10 minutes, Just before removing from fire, dis- solve 2 boullie-a cubes in this, and serve hot, either on toast or on rice, which has been boiled in an open ket- tle in salted water, and through which hot water has been poured before serving. Mushrooms are delicious saute In a little butter add added to the last ead of fricasseed chicken and served on toast or baked potatoes: Also add saute mushrooms with HOWTO ORDER PATTERNS N Write your name and address plain- ly, giving number and size of such patterns as you want. Enclose 20c in stamps or coin (coin preferred; wrap it carefully) for each number, and address your order to Wilson Pattern Service, 73 West Adelaide St„ Toronto. 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Write for booklet ' telling all the facto on the three Richard- son 29' Cruleabouts. Boat 'Value! ichardson 30 cisqbolr3 -^' Sales and Service by T. B. F. BENSON, N.A. 871 Bay Street Toronto, Ont. .�..,... .,err W se'iPai encs. .''Your room, ;Timmy, is very attrac- tive," said Aunt Emmy -Lon. "Yes, it's all my own. Every piece Of farniture•.in it is mint., every pic- tul'e, even' the carpet. Why. Aunt Emmy -Loa, T selected the wall -gaper, And Mother makes mo keep my room, neat" and clean, thyself. I even straight- en out the drawers, And Sis does the same in her room. But it's worth It I have a lino place to read and study. ,And the boys litre to come up here to talk things over." "Jim is proud of his room," staid his mother froth the doorway. vBy the way, hasn't Cris Tobin a room very much like yours, Jimmy$" I asked. "Yes, but much handsomer, Aunt Empty -Lou. Put he doesn't take much interest in his things, He doesn't have to take care of his room -and he's hardly ever in it. You see his par- ents are away most' of the time. I don't 4, believe he realizes lie has a home, or f knows how much fun you eau have la' ones' "You and Sister -Mamie always bring your crowd here, don't you, Jiminy?" Aunt Emmy -Lou inquired. "We sure do, And we can matte candy and play the radio, take up the rugs and dance or do anything' we want to do. And Mom and Dad," he looked proudly .and eletvotely at his mother,"are always here to help share in the fun, and to think up something else to do. Oh, this mother of mine," he laughed as he lifted his dainty little mother off her feet, "is a peach!" When Jimmy left his mother told Aunt Emmy -Lou and me: "01 all looks easy and -simple`. But ,you've no idea of the sacrifices we've made and the outside things We've given up to make the children love their home like that. You know what gadabouts Dad and I used to be? Well, my dears, I soon discovered the children were follow - lag suit. When they came home and found us gone they and their friends went romping off, too. "'Well, Mom,' Jim said to Inc one day, 'T guess home is just a place to stay in while the automobile is being fixed.' "Now that opened our eyes," the tit- tle mother 'went on, "Dad and 1 de- ciders then and there that our children We knew came first. -we'd have an up -hili Tight winning them back. We started by staying at home in the evenings ourselves. We would casual- ly say, 'Bring a few of your friends in for dinner to -night'. Then we'd join ,x in the fun after dinner. We soon die • - covered the young people loved that kind of an evening. Dearie hie, but we were happy over it." "Well, it's fine not only for Jim and, Sister, but for their friendsas well," - Aunt Emmy -Lott agreed. "And for us'!" the mother continued. "When we saw we were getting such splendid co-operation we began trying harder than ever. We encouraged the children to take more interest in their rooms, in their home, and in their town. We're trying to teach them to be good future citizens as well as homemakers and hourelovers." And I went away thinking, "Wise parents! "—Issued by the National Kindergarten Association, 8 West 40th Street, New York City. These articles are appearing -weekly its our columns. Man's Hand end Woman's Hand The first finger of a woman's band is almost always longer than her third, while the first finger of a man's hand is likely to be shorter•. This liar been confirmed, says Dr. E. E. Free fn trig Week's Science (New York), by Rug- gles George of the University of Tor- onto, and is reported by the Wistar Institute Bibliographic Service of Philadelphia. We read: "The result was obtained, Mr. 'George reports, by examining 630 hands of white adults in,North Ameri- ca. "There is no difference between right hands and left hands in this par- ticulai; both femiuine hands tending to have long first fingers while both masculine hands'tiave long third ones. Mr. George's ailttoullcement sloes not commit him to any theory of the cause of this curious difference, although some cause must exist in differing ac- tivities or heredities of the two sexes; "It is tempting to cor.,4t,ier the dif- ference a result of diiferea'. habits of men and women in salvage times or . in the still more ancient period when mankind was evolving slowly out of apelike utacreres, Under.such savage or prehuman conditions, the male hand probtebly was need most import- antly for grasping something; per- h haps the limb of a tree or the handle of a weapon. Such use might be ex- ecell to strew th p t en and lengthen the g t g third finger, which is at the centre of the grasp. - `Under the sante social conditions women, it is probable, had much less need to grasp things, but greater need to handle small and delicate things, like picking seeds from the ground or out of a seed pod, or handling small domestic tools like pins or needles. Thus the first finger•, which fs used chiefly for such things, got snore exer- 0100 from its feminine owners, and, grew correspondingly longer:" Dora—"But mother, I can't marry ' him. He's an atheist•and doesn't be- lieve there's a hell," ' Mother. -"Go ahead and marry him, dear!" A man tvho plays three instruments in a jazz hand is stone deaf. But he ought to•think of those wlio aren't,