The Seaforth News, 1929-08-22, Page 7Skeletons
,Her Grandfather Had to 13
Kept in the $ackgrounc;
-He Would Spoil
Everything
By DOROTHY BRADFORD
Maisie regarded hint the ant time
he passed her an the promenade out
of the right-hand corner oflar right
eYo; the second time out both eyes
beneath_ lewerod cashes; and the
ithird thno She looked up front the
novel hl her lap with that pecnitarly
Innocent staro,that Is the weapon of
all practised flirts,
But Maisie,''' at twenty-three, was
lather tired of being just a flirt, and
she was anxious now to secure "some•
one regular" --as Doris and Ethel, her
slsters, had done. Flirting must
necessarily be confined more or less
to the summer season; when visitors
came, to the little seaside town' of
Pim:heron, and did not provide an
oxcart for the winter months,
Still, so far none of the 'local young
inen had found favor in her eye
and undoubtedly this tail, good -look -
Ing young man ilr\ilauuel blazer and
new oanvas dices Was a visitor.
Site allowed her eyes to dwell oa
hint with that oarefully ooutrived "far-
away" look, which was intended to
indicate that her thoughts wero still
with her book, or on the far-reaehing
ocean before her. But the young
man smiled, and that was more than
Maisie could resist,
Shyly, as was her practice, she re-
turned his smile as if to say, "It's an
impertlltenoe, really, but I'll let you
off this time." Then, as if she must
go home—although she hadn't the
slightest intention of gndng book to
her household duties yet—she rose
to her feet, tucked her book under
her arm, and walked demurely along
the parade—jn the same direction as
the young man, but a little in front
of hint.
After a few moments the book 811D -
pad, and tlb young pian briskly cov-
ered the few yards of promenade be-
tween thein to pick it up. Maisie
gave him the .full benelt of her very
blue eyes as he handd it back.
"It's awfully kind of you!" she aur -
mitred.
A. few minutes later .she and the
attractive young visitor were eontinu-
Ing along the parade side' by side,
She discovered that fitsname was.
Victor ,and that he had come for a
prolonged stay—probably for the
whole season—and, her scheming Int.
tle heart beat fast with hope. The
next thing was to find out where he
was etaying,
"I don't know. if I'm taking you out
of your way?" she murmured apologeti-
cally, "I live right up at title cad
of the front, in a road just off the
Parade,"
That conjured up, she knew, a pret-
ty picture of a little, red -roofed, gar-
den -flanked bungalow in the new es-
tate an the west Cliff, instead of the
shabby villa fronting on the pave.
went in a back street which was
Maisje's home in reality.
"Olt, no, not at alt!" he said In ans-
wet' to her question. "I'm staying
along this way, too --at the Regal"
Maisie drew a sharp breath, desplte
herself, The Regal was the largest
and most expensive hotel on the
front. What if she could permanent-
ly annex this ;young plan, who s0
lobvlonely had money and position?
Think of him, compared with Doris'
baker and Ethers bus -driver• She
must employ every art and wile; and
she mustn't show, of course, that she
was unduly impressed by his choice
of hotel,
"Quite a nice place, I believe," she
'said airily; "although I haven't been
in it many times myself, Funny
how when one lives in a Place one
'doesn't go about a great deal!"
"Tttat"s true," he answered. "As
a !batter of fact, once'I get back to
my hotel I usually stick there."
"Olt, bat you mustn't!" she art-
fully chiddad: "When you're on
holiday you should get out as much
as YOU can."
They had stopped at the corner of
i1 tinning off the front ---for Maisie
dared not let him come too near filer
modest home—and the young man.
stood looking at her, with a very
personal, interest in his eyes,
"I believe you're right," he Bald
'at Iast. "1 ought to get out more;
only I don't know this place very
well yet, or where to go. But per-
haps You Could show me?"
Maisie gave him her most pro-
' vocatively alluring smile.
'"•?erliaps," she murmured, "I could.
$tet really I moot go now."
But he detained the hand that just
touched his arm In a shy and swift
good-bye.
"When?" he said. "Satre time
and place tomorrow ?"
She nodded after just the right de-
gree of hesitancy.
"All right," size said, ant skimmed
gracefully orf on her Louie heels,
without one backward glance.
All very nice, and worked out pre•
elsely to plan, she pondered on her
way home. What a tale she would
have to tell the family -=especially
the girls, who had declared that site
;would soon be "left on the shelf."
Site could see leer mother's smite
of pride when site heard that he was
ne tradesman, but a rich visitor from
the Regal; !teat' her father's good -par
lured teasing, for she was the yongest
and the favorite. Only old granddad
Silly, bothereatne aid igt'atlddadl
And then suddenly there Mme a
thought that struck her with• dismay.
e Slie wasn't really ashamed either et
her people or her home, In these
democratic days to .bo humble was net
diegz'aoo; father,' 11 wee r0itlaatle,
But granddad wasn't merely humble,,
he was illiterate.
Tile eehooling 1n his days hada"t
been over -good, and aft offorte on the
Part of Motile and her sisters to
"educate" him in !tie Advalieed years
had. failed, Ile persisted stubborur
ly in remaining "what he Mid always
been," And because 09 it granddad
would very completely' let the cat out
of the hag..
Looking hopefully ahead, site could
visualize exactly what would happen
when the time caste for her to take
her imposing young" man to her home..
Granddad would remain all the while
in the room, glued to h1s ehatr, wear-
ing a shirt 'Mime a collar, saying
bright things, such as, '"Ow are you,
enoying your 'ollday?" 'aid freezing
the very marrow in the bones of Ms'
granddaughter's arlstooratio suitor.
Victor would see then that all her
talk, her family's behavior, has a
veneer; he couldn't do otherwise,
Romance would die -killed by un-
sounded' aspirates!
So It was with reseutmont iciadltng
in her heart against the'old man that
Maisie returned home from her ad-
venture, It marred to some extoat
the pleasure of relating it to tho
others; Anal alt the white he sat there
in his fireside °hair, only hearing half
—and that tete bits she least wanted
Max to hoar.
"What, Maisie got 'old of a foliar
at last? 'Ori le 'e, do you say?"
It came as a yeller to her tautened
nerves when at Last he left his chair
and put on his coat to go out for his
daily "constitutional,' which they
euspeeted frequently took the form
of billiards at the Rose and Crown
rotted the corner, . When he had gone Maisie turned
to her mother with a determined de'
Melon iu her mind.
"I'm not going to have granddad
here when Victor comes," she said.
"He'd spoil everything. Ile's no-
thing more or less than the family
skeleton!"
. So well dict Maisie manoeuvre the
situation that the time for Victor's
introduction to her Weiner came sooner
than she had expected. Evidently
the difference fu their social status
did not Count with Victor.
She Would have postponed the time
for his introduction to her fireside if
she hadn't wanted to make quite sure
of his intentions. But to ask a
young man to a girl'shome is a sure
test.
Things went off without a hitch.
Victor showed no surprise either by
word or expression when she got him
to the front door; and wattle she
found that her may explicit instruc-
tion had been faithfully carried out.
Father, mother, sisters—all appear,
ed in their best; the cloth with the
crochet edging was laid on the table;
Ethel had unearthed the silver but-
ter -dish and cake -stand from her bot-
tom drawer to grace it; Doris her
pair oe vases for the mantelpiece.
Most important of all, granddad, lur-
ed by a special fire all to himself,
was camped in the kitchen, his tea
aid ready for him on a tray.
It was a pleasantly homely, yet—
because of the circumstances—ro-
mantte little scene until tea was half-
way through. Then bib skeleton
merged from the cupboard!
The communicatingdoor between
the kitcheh and the living -loom open
-
d and granddad appeared—minus a
ie and plus carpet slippers.
"What, all of you 'eying tea?" he
eked.
Then another bomb burst—more ex,
plosive by far than the, other. Vico
or rose to his feet by Maiste, stretch
d out a hand, and said in a defer
retial voice:
"Good -afternoon, sin"
As in a dream, 'Viable watched the
wo shake hands, exchange smites of
urprised recognition. Then grand -
ad '
"Well,said. fancy you `ore!"
"What ever is the mystery?" de -
ended Maisie.
Victor turned to tier, his eyes shin
ng humorously,
1 suppose I must be lite mystery,".
e said, "You see, I'm the billiards
om marker and attendant at the
egal; and your granddad often drops.
for a game."
For 1110 sake of manners, nobody
led to appear discomfort. Blank
aces gradually became normal, again;
nversatton was picked up nd car-
ed on once more. But it was 5nr-
!sing how, after that, tate atmos -
here subtly changed, Mr. Peadr
or drew out his old obewed Pipe
len he had meant to smoke the
garottes that Maisie had specially
ught for him to hand round.
The talk veered round to homelier
Dice, in which granddad joined
artily; and under cover of the
fighter and poking Maisie tried des.
rarely to collect the places of her
attend citadel.
So. after all, her wonderful "eaten:"
s no different from Doris' or Ethel'
nese—not better than herself. And
old granddad, whom
e had bee frightened to let him sae
he had addressed a5 "sir," They
re all swankers—she and Victor
pretending to -be better than they
re, and granddad for going to a
c0 like the Regal for hie biliiardsi
But when Victor at last had to leave
go back to his duties at the Regal,
d alae was Saying good-bye to him
the door, he suddenly took her
Ode in Itis,
'What do you think of mo, Maisie,'
detthe;you thlult—as 1'knote you.
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A Pine Painting
BEAUTIFUL PANEL ON PRIVATE EXHIBITION CALLED "KING'S OFFERING"
"The Icing's Offering," depicting tnatallation of the If flight of the Bath by Frank D, Salisbury, on private ex-
hibition in London.
did—I was a visitor, at the Regal?
Honestly, nowt" he demanded.
She gave hien a whimsical smile.
"Tho same ae I did before," she
answered softly, "I let you think
other things about us, I tried to
hide granddad from you as our skele-
ton in the cupboard—"
"And he promptly' let out mine!"
Victor finished for her. "But if we
each have one, wllat.does it matter,
dear?"
In the dim Iit110 passage -way be-
hind the closed front door, as their
warm young lips met, both knew there
was only one thing that did platter,
"Scotland Yetl"
.There are apparently still people
who put "28.8." ou the letters which
they send to Scotland, and Scots have
again been protesting against this
practice,
The Post Office, of course, is equal-
ly opposed to it. In the "Post Office
Guide" we are warned against it on
the ground that letters bearing the
address "N,13." are to be sent to New
Brunswick. This is a point to be
borne in mind by those sending let-
ters to friends on holidays in Scot-
land,
At one time, however, North Brit-
ain was the official name for Scot-
land. Janes I called England and
Scotland "South Britain" and "North
Britain" respectively in various Pro-
clamations, and even in the time of
the Georges there were Acts of Par-
ilament that spoke of South Britain
and North Britain.
The nines were clever in general
use, however, though Scotland so far
accepted them that one of its prin-
cipal railways, now- par tot the L.N.
E.R. system, was called the North
British.
Thrown
I'm down, good rate, you've wou the
race;
Bite deep and break a tooth is me;
Nor spit your poison In my face,
And !et me be;
Leave me an hour and come again
With insults newand further pain.
For of your tooth I'll make a pen,
And of your etaver ink, and will
I bring a joy to being then
To race you still:
A laughing child with feathered heels
Who shall outspeed your chariot
Wheels,
Goldfish, All Kinds
Swim int f, Favor
Washington — Goldfish, brought
from Japan 50 years ago by a naval
olftoer were the beginning of one of
the Nation's foremost fish farming
industries which last season prod-
uced 21,500,000 common and fancy
varieties to be distributed to ponds
and aquariums all over the country.
The story of the industry which
last year produced 17,000,000 common
goldfish valued at 1573,000, and' 4,-
500,000 fancy goldfish worth 1359,000,
is told in a leaflet just Issued by the
Bureau of Fisheries Department of
Commerce.
The most successful propagation
farms, it is found, lie along the thirty -
.ninth parallel, in Maryland, Ohio, In-
diana, Illinois, Iowa and California.
Common, comet, nymph and fantail
fish are the species which lend them-
selves best to large scale production
in this country. Fancier forms have
been developed by the Koreans,
Chinese and Japanese, and from Tap -
au last year the United States. re-
ceived 380,000 exotic fish worth $31,-
900 wholesale,
Under favorable conditions gold-
fish breeders hero grow 40,000 to 50,-
000 fish per pond acre. When hat-
ohod the fish are silvery gray in color,
like the origluai wild stock, but
change to a golden or mottled color
sometimes after a few weeks, some-
times not for three or four years,
While goldtisll were originally sold
at pet stores, the majority of them
today are handled through five and
ten -cent stores and by drug stores
as an advertising feature, it is found.
Difficulties in keeping fish in small
aquariums at home is usually due to
overcrowding and overfeeding, pet
shop owners• have informed the bur-
eau. Goldfieh should have at least
one gallon of water for each inch of
body, exclusive of tate tail, the bureau
says.
Dear Old Lady: "Can your little
brothertalk yet?"
Small Boy: "Yes mum; he can say
'Thank you' for a penny."
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A: "I won five bob at cards last
night."
B: "Honestly?"
"Well, actually"
ADAMSON'S ADVENTURES—$y U. Jacobsson.
Invisible Cop
Two invisible traffic officers, hid-
den beneath the pavement, but who
are expected to direct Motorcars as
efficiently as if they were in plain
sight and wore brass buttons, have
just been added to the force of the
Medford (Mass.) pollee department,
The new policemen—brothers, or
at least cousins. of theomecllanical
max—are reputed to have one dis-
tinct advantage over former robots
which various cities have attempted
to use to direct traffic, They have
no ears, and will be entirely deaf to
the honks and protests occasioned by
a red light.
Moet of the 'mechanical cops" de•
veloped in the past were actuated by
the horns of approaching motorcars.
They were tried in Philadelphia,
Baltimore, and other cities but too
many motorists honked at the same
time and the mechanical pclieemen
lost their jobs. The result was that
two Yale University engineers de-
vised the new robot who Iles beneath
the street. Above him is a metal
plate over which the motor. -cars pass,
This controls the signal lights so
that tate motorist ,will not have to halt
if the right 01 way is clear. It cars
approach from two directions the
right of way goes to thie one on the
heaviest traveled road with a timing
device to guard against allowing the
traffic to continue too long in one
direction.
The mechanical policemen' are to
control traffic at Medford Square and
at the intersection of Winthrop
Street and Mystic Valley Parkway.
Accidents on the Road
Three Rivers NouvelIiste (Cons.):
Three out cd four accidents are the
result of the carelessness of chaf-
feur or pedestrian. For mauy years
people have tried to blame speed for
practically all motor accidents. This
is a mistake. A good chauffeur who
keeps his !read and is on the look-
out
ookout will very rarely have an acci-
dent because he is driving at a high
speed. A good rate of speed will be
of assistance and will help him to
avoid obstacles more rapidly. What
is important is prudence on the cur-
ves, the hills, on the bridges and the
level crossings,
Who could blame a golfing girl tor
abandoning her stockings when she
gets a hole in one?
Mew's Dress
Lowott -- Ravolutiorr is being
pz'0aotled openly in Loudon, and meg
of goad ,rute Are 'calitag upon their
fellow "slaves et custom" to oast 0
their 881101ep1,
Starting with only a handful. of mo
who, met in secret, the men's ire
reform party has grown to a titousaa
brave mud trite iieat'15 who dare d
'nand the overthrow of dress couve
tions. The patty at first confined it
attack to the collar butt'au, but lat
augmented 1ts platform to include th
abolition of neckwear and long tro
sere. It is the:party'e ambition. to wi
earns harassed' males the eae freedon
of dress which women have achieved
Doctors, lawyers, army officers an
clergymen are members of the orga
ization, Elven the Rev, William It
Inge, the "gloomy dean" of St
Paul's, joined the movement in
optimistic mond.
"We must do away with tate coil
stud and then with alt the orther arti
fidelities of men's dress," said D
Alfred C. Jordan, secretary of th.
party, "Look at men's evenin
clothes—they are fit only for funeral
Why shouldn't a man wear an °Pen
necked shirt in the evening—and
kntckers?
"We don't need hats. We don't
need neckties, and we don't need
vests."
Women are giving their moral sup-
port to the new party, although
banned from membership. Dr, 0e-
tavia S. Lewis, well-known woman
physician, added the weight of scion -
UM: argument to the party's cause,
"The man who wears a tight col-
lar ;viii never rise to the top of his
profession." she declared. "Tight
collars cause more inefficiency than
any other vice of modern life,
"The trouble begins in the cradle
and continues right through life. The
throats of babies are constricted by
tight bibs. Thus the brain cells are
weakened almost from birth.
"Men of genius tend to wear loose
and artistic neckwear, Byron's collar
and Shelley's open shirts are cases In
point. My contention is that they
would not have been great poets If
they' had worn tight collars."
Dr. T. C. Flugel, assistant profes-
sor of psychology at University Col-
lege, London, also is approaching the
matter scientifically. Ile circulated a
questionnaire among more than 100
men and women and drew the follow-
ing conclusions:
"Only a small proportion of men
consulted were satisfied with fashions
as they are, while women on the
whole were pleased with their clothes.
Colored silk shirts with lapels and
wide opeu collars would appear to be
both comfortable and artistic.
"One of the greatest drawbacks of
modern dress, apart from the tight
collar, is that you cannot'take off any
single garments without appearing un-
fit
for polite society. The ideal dress
would consist of a series of layers
which could be taken off or put on
without social ignominy.
"Evening dresses should include
Tawe breeches and a more elaborate
type of open shirt, The starched
shirt should be entirely abolished."
Why Not Keep
Mongoose?
If you want to keep arzd study act
ff interesting wild animal, and yet run.
no real' risk of beingoverwhelmedu with trouble and wo.lc,,keep a men -
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Other Countries, Other
Customs
Chicago Tribune: (A Viennese man-
nequin, who entered the house of an
aristocrat, a former "protector" of
hers, and would not leave, was shot
to death by the servants.) Transfer
the causes to America and observe
what the consequences probably
would be. The aristocrat, it the
American peerage, would have been a
plan of wealth or the son of one, an
egg king or the solo not some public
utilities. When he endeavored to
withdraw his protection the young
lady would have considered the Al.
teruativee of her oonsequeltt con'
duet, whether to shoot him or to sue
him, Her decision would be found
in her temperg111elit tad in the de -Litt
gran 61 1109 tRlbtional attachment, if
she shot him she would be tried andI
acquitted by a jury which would re-
gard her as the victim of man's dup• rue
natty and hint as having brought We per
fate down ou him. If she sued him put
for breach of promise, whether or not ate
he had a wife, his letters would coma ra
out or tate trunk and another jury riot
would award her substantial damages, a cl
11x either case she would have a pub- of
potty value which aright be melted his
itt gun testimontats, vaudeville en• not
,:gagetueuts, or marriage, ortt
goose, There are few creatures that
make such good companions and yet
are sa easy to keep, for the mongoose
has few fads in the ;natter of food
(and indeed could support himself if
neessary on what he would „find in an
average garden), is not too'particu-
lar where he sleeps, and is very easily
made happy, provided that he has a
fair amount of ground to run about
in. And once you have shown that
you 1110811 well by him, he will soon
settle down as one of your family.
The mongoose that I kept' for souls;
years I originally called "Parket'," be.,
cause of his unbridled curiosity, Ha
always wanted to explore, and as my
garden was full of bushes and bould-
ers, little valleys and trees, he had
plenty of scope for his hobby. But we.
didn't always call him Parker, because
when we felt particalarly affectionate
toward him (as indeed we often did)
that, being a surname, seemed a trifle
formai; and then we added' a Chris-
tian name and called him Robin. . ,
Robin loved to sit in front of the
fire in winter, especially when he had
got wet in the rain outside. The he
would come in and +aka the central
position on the hearth -rug, sitting up-
right with his two Little paws out-
stretched sideways, till the front of
him was dry and comfortable, and
then turning round M the same atti-
tud to dry his back, propping himself
up with his long bushy tail.
Coming as he did from Africa, he
very much appreciated warmth, and
when he was cold and there wasn't a
fire he would nose his way under an
old coat or a rug. But of all nestling
places, the one he preferred was inside
my wife's coat while she was wearing
it. He would climb in at the front
and work his way round tin he could
lie across the small of her back, with
his head on one hip and his hind toes
on the other, and his long tail some-
where in front
Often he wanted games when no
one was free to play with him. There
was a great deal of work for us to do
in the garden, the house, and the stu-
dio, apart from my ordinary tasks;
and sometimes it wasn't possible Ea pay Robin all the attention he desired.
Then he would becom insistent. If my
wife was tying up the chrysanthe-
mums, he would suddenly appear be-
side he, make a funny littl grunting
noise, run round th bush, jump into
the air and try to strike her arm;
then he would stand back and look up
as much as to say: "Come on, it's your
turn uow," and run round the bush
again, looking back to see if she were
following him.
It was tempting, of course, to leave
one's work on those occasions, and
sometimes we did; but not always.
When we were obdurate Robin would
run away, and a little later we would
find him playing with Mary (a chime
panzee).
lie was very fond of Mary. A na-
tive in East Africa, as I have related,
couldn't understand the games of
Chuey (cheetah) and Toto (chimpan-
zee). I, in my turn, was surprised at
the extraordinary affection between a
mongoose, a chimpanzee and an Eng-
lish fox -terrier in nay garden. Yet
there it was. Those three played to.
gether, exactly like children, except
when Mary took the role of mother,
which she did when Robin showed that
he was feeling particularly lonesome.
Then she .would pick him up in her
arms, hold him very nearly in the way
that a mother holds a baby, and pet
him till, nestling in the warmth of her
fur, he was happy again.
Then at last, he would wriggle out
of her arms and run off; and Mary
would watch him affectionately, get-
ting more' and more interested, untit
at last she couldn't stand being a
mother any longer and would run and
join hint like a child again.—Cherry
Kearton, in "My Animal Friendships."
London's Coolest Place
Museums don't seem too attractive
on a summer day, but most visitors to
the British leuseum--and they are
wise. Apart from the interest of the
exhibits, the Museum is one of the
Coolest places in the city on a hot
day.
Every year it seems to grow is pop-
ularity; official figures just publish-
ed show that it was visited by 1,181,-
617 people last year—an average of
about 3,250 daily, This was a big-
ger figure even than it the year of
the Wembley Exhibition.
This year's figures may s01 up an-
er twee record—they will certain -
be helped by the large number of
ericau visitors who have come
or
here this summer. But how
uc11 the Americans will see' of the
seam is another matter. The writ
was told by one American recently
E she had "done" the Tate Gal -
y ,the Wallace Collection, tho
flab Museum, and tho 'Temple all
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manent investment of good re.
atton lei by putting a good charas
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;her to be.chosen than great
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