The Seaforth News, 1929-08-08, Page 3Modern Manners
A Test Case
By G, K, ahesterton
it is said that there has been a
moral break -clown; but let Ile be com-
forted; it is only a mental break-
down.. Tho real objection to much
of modern fashion is an objection
based on reason, and not specially on
morality, And in certain respeotg
(not al for even Perhaps most), cur-
rent culture seems to me to have Pim-
ply fallen to a lower level of civiliza-
tion.
will take one example of what I
mean, precisely beeauee it has no-
thing directly to do with morality at
all. It is now the custom of most
young people to shout at each other
by their Christian names, or the ab-
breviations of their Christian names,
as soon as they know each other, or
before they know each other.
If (as you and I and all smart pec.
plc are aware) the dashing and dim'
tinguished Miss Vernon-Vavasour.
?as known in baptism as ;Glor^ta but
among her meet devoted friends as
Gurgles, there is now no difference
between those who call her Gurgles
glee and those whocall her Glory and
those who would normally prefer,
when suddenly presented to somebody
they do not know from Eve, to call
her Miss Vernon-Vavasour.
Now all this has nothing directly
to do with right and wrong, I sup-
pose there are savage tribes in whioh•
a person only possesses one name,
and so hrs to be addroseted by it, It
might be maintained that the .first
name is always the noblest and most
sacred in a religious and moral sense.
I complain of it here, not because it
shows a lack of appreciation 01. the
world. It especially shows a lack
of appreciation of the civilized world.
It shows a dullness in distinguishing
and tasting the art of ,civilization.
To take another alternative pos-
sibility, some of those Utopias des-
cribed by Mr. Wells might possibly
abolish all Christian names, or even
abolish all names, We might have
labels.
Our criticism on it would be that
It dulled the •eclge of fine cultural in-
tercourse, It takes away certain
fine shades of personal interest, of
appropriateness or inappropriateness.
which help the colored comedy of life,.
It is barbaric and reactionary to de-
stroy these cultural distinctions be-
tween one thing and another, because
it Is like rubbing out all the lines
of a fine drawing.
Now there were very many things
In which the Victorians were quite
wronf, But in their punctiliousness
about etiquette in things like this
they were quite right. In insisting
that the young lady should be called
at one stage Miss Vavasour, and only
at another stage Gloria, and only in
extreme and .confidence Gurgles, they
were a thousand times 'right. They
were maintaining a wholly superior
Social system, by which social ac-
tions were significant, and not (as
they are now) all of them equally in-
eigniflcant. There is a meaning in
each of those names.
When I was a boy there was a real
symbolism, a real poetry, and in the
sanesense a real romance, in the
transition from being supposed to
call a lady Miss Brown to being al-
lowed to call her Mabel.
There is also this further point.
The old stages of intimacy were In-
dividual, and in that sense even un -
Conventional. The new comradeship
Is entirely conventional. It is in
the exact and solid sense a conven-
tion. 'The old admission to special
friendship occurred at different stages
:with different people; it was an ad
Venture. The new familiarity is real-
ly a formality. It is a thing made
common like the rules of a game; it
Is a thing dictated by what the In-
stinet of the people themselpes nail
"the crowd."
But the essential point about it is
that this sort of simplification merely
Impoverishes life. Life is much more
rich and indipidual initiations, special
favors and different titles for dif-
ferent relations of life.
If; I were constructing a Utopia,
which God forbid, I should describe a
higher civilization in which every hu-
man being had a hundred names; in
which each had a particular name
Imown only to a particular friend; in
which there were more and not less
ceremonies differentiatin gthe various
kinds of love and friendship; and in
which the suitor had to go through
ten names before he got to Glory.
That would be a Utopia really
'worth constructing; for it would real-
ly be a question of construction. Most
of the Utopias represent only a dull
sort of destruction; the sort of de-
truction that we call simplification.
But these things will not come until
the modern world has realized that
rte cure lies in distribution and even
in differentiation, and not in mixing
up everything together in one groat
mess: Vanity Fair.
Books
1 • No book is worth anything which
le not worth much; nor is it service-
able, until it has been read and re-
read, and lovedand loved again, and
marked so that you can refer to tbe
passages, you want in it, as the sol-
ler can seize the weapon 110 needs ill
RD armoury, or a housewife bring the
spice sltg„nseds from her store.—Rue-
kin, (Sesame and Lilies).
Little Things
We ought not to bo weary of doing
little things for the love of God, wbo
regards not. the greatness of the,
work, but the lave with which 1t le
performed,-.ptrotller Lawrence,
Do you take
pleasure In
Housework
9
"r1VOW go about my daily
work with pleasure," gays
Mrs. Scott of Guelph. In
spite of tiring domestic tasks
and family cares, dust is the
way every woman should feel.
But how many do?
Thousands of women all,
over the world have regained
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by taking Dr. Williams' Pink
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aswell as ever again. Now I
go about my work with pleas-
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Imagination
Imagination has given us all pro-
gress, built our cities, written the
worth -while,, books, composed our
splendid music, carved living statues,
given birth to modern industry and
made thedesert places of life to blos-
som as the. rose. This is the essence
of genius, the basis of success, the
creator of character, the soul of sym-
pathy, and the chief witness to the
nature of infinite being. -1-I. K. Mil-
ler.
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for It
Baby has little upsets at times. All
your care cannot prevent them. But
you can be prepared. Then you can
do what any experienced nurse would
do—what most physicians would tell
you to do -give a few drops of plain
Castoria. No sooner done than
Baby is soothed; relief is just a mat-
ter of moments. Yet you - have
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you cannot pat away. And it's al-
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Twenty-five million bottles were
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Beauty and the Sun
(Special Oorreepondent)
The eyes of Britain are on the gun,
The secret of life -renewing vigor,
health and happiness is out.
Bathers bare their backs, and Wa-
nts players mire their legs, Man,
woman, and child revel, unashamed,
half -nude under Nature's life -lamp.
The false modesty complex is gone
for ever,
Last week, at the London stores,
women and girla flocked to buy the
latest bathing dresses that leave the
back almost naked to the waiet, eo
that the wearer can enjoy to the full
the 1)en01t of the sun's rays.
They were bought in no spirit of
bravado, They were not bought to
shock, to allure, or to tempt the vul-
gar gaze. They were bought to wear
for the coveted gun -bath that le al-
ready the rage at home and abroad.
Any 'week -end you may see the sun-
worshippers--bare-legged men and
women, with frocksand shirts wide
open at the throat, tramping the
broad highway, or bathers In the
scantiest of costumes bashing in the
gleaming sunshine on the sands.
Going Back to Nature
Mrs. Grundy may gasp her dismay,
but the fact remains that Britain, to
keep fit, is going back to nature.
Sun-bathing has come to stay.
A little while ago a great sensation
was caused on the Sussex downs by
two members of a society which be-
lieves that mixed sun and air -bathing
in the nude state is the secre't of
mental and bodily health,
One was a girl of 20, with a body
richly tanned by continual exposure
to sun and wind; her companion, a
young man, who eloquently explained
that they believed in pride of body,
and not shame of it,
"We want to infuse grace and
grandeur into an existence that has
become paltry and trivial," be de-
clared."We accomplish this psycbic-
ally by sun -barbing and mentally by
psychoanalysis and positive thinking.
• Living Poetically
"Our great idea le to discipline our
selves in order that we may live
more vigorously and joyously. Tired-
ness of limb and weariness of soul go
together."
On one occasion, when both were
ambling along in a nude state, they
were surprised by a party of holiday
makers on their way over tho downs
to bathe.
"They were extremely surprised,"
said the young sun-god, "and they
were also somewhat concerned. But
we had nothing of which t oe as-
hamed. We are simply living poeti-
cally."
Again ,a remarkable stir was creat-
ed by an advanced educational experi-
ment at a private .school in Suffolk,
where boys and girls ran about nak-
ed
aked and sketched from the nude in
mixed classes.
There were 26 pupils, all tbe boys
being' under the age of 12, while the
ages,of the girl pupils ranged from a
few years to 16,
The outhouses of the school had
been converted into studios and a
gymnasium. Near by was a pool of
water where, in the summer months
the boys and girls bathed, there be-
ing a strict rule that costumes should
not be worn.
Modern Adams and Eves
We educate our children on psy-
chological lines," Bald Mayor T. J.
Faithful, the head of the school. "We
teach them to ignore the differences
of sex, and so far as harm resulting
from the art classes I claim that
there are positive advantages.
"Life," he said, "is a natural thing,
and nudity is only shameful because
we have made it so. Unhealthiness
comes from separating the sexes."
Germany, once a land of restricted
womanhood and iron morale, has to-
day over 3,000,000 disciples of the
Sweden too, have joined in the move-
ment.
The German sun -worshippers claim
Lord Monboddo as their pioneer. Ile
shocked the German housewives by
bathing naked in public brooks and
sun-bathing in the mud with nothing
but a coating of olive -oil on his body.
And that was in 1795!
The army of modern Adams and
Eves in Germany is popularly known
as the "Cbildren of the Sun." Mem-
ben are pledged "on suitable occa-
sions and in suitable localities" to
preach and practice clotbelessness.
Only recently, with the sanction
of the German Home' Office and the
approval of the Ministry of Health,
branches of the movement rented
waste tracts of lake and riverside
land throughout the Fatherland.
Here they have built special en-
dlosures where members may dis-
card their clothing and expose their
bodies to the sun free from prying
eyes,
An "Island of Eden"
Body culture in Germany Is evolv-
ing a race of super -men and sneer -
women.
Every week -end the country roads
for miles around the main cities are
thronged by young men and women
clad only In the scantiest attire ad
out to revel in the sunshine and in
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cal culture,
Simple -lifers in Paris practice their
island of Dden at
faith on an " " the Lloyd George has intimated that the
Seine at vlllenes,
Every week -end it is dotted with
forest of small tents from which me
and women, wearing bathing cos
Wilms and shorts, emerge to lie got
hours in the; reviving sunlight,
The Spreading Revolt
Two brothel's, Gaston and Andre
DurviUe, wbo are the' leaders o1 the
movement, declare that they are on
the right road to promoting a new
gospel of health and happiness.
Nude bathing parties have recent-
ly been held at a villa near Cannes,
whicb has its own luxurious bathing
pool, Bathers of both sexes parti-
cipated, and it la stated that several
English people, well-knov/r. in Lon-
don society, took part,
In the United States sun-bathing
has been cultivated for many years,
but latterly the nude state has been
considerably chann.:Ioned, Young.
girls, particu!tlrly, have exhibited the
greatest enthusiasm, and nude sun-
bathing parties hare beep many and
successful,
And so the revolt against clothes
continues to spread throughout the
world, Perhaps Britain will goon be
on the way to regaining its position
as the healthiest nation under the
sun,—Montreal Standard,
baianco of. power is ill his hands and
that 1t will be' used to the adxantage
n of the ,people ea a whole, Premier
• Ramsay MacDonald may take this
r either as a. -threat or a promise, but
We surmise that he has little to fear
Jso tong as he carries out the uuem•
ploytpont program outlined by the
}Liberal party and unalloyed by the
opinions of the lrabiau Society,, Na-
' turally Mr, Lloyd George would like
to bee the thunder Prom1Or MacDon-
ald stole from him put into effect.
M long as he goes straight Premier
MacDonald can probably count on
Lloyd George's support, provided he
maltos certain changes in the Fran-
chise Act which should give Lloyd
George twice as many followers as he
has now and to that extent would
make the balance of power twice as
puissant as it is to -day. But Premier
MacDonald must not forget that there
is a Man Behind and that little David
with his stone the great Goliath slew,
No doubt Mr. Lloyd George still bas
hopes for the rejuvenescence of the
Liberal party. He still has the cam-
paign fund In his hands and at the
next election can say to one, Dome,
and he cometh, and to another, go,
and he goeth, and otherwise act with
full authority,
It is this Campaign fund that Win-
ston Churchill deplores when he
states in hie post mortem on the elec-
tion that Mr. Lloyd George used every
means to sabotage the Conservative
Party. This is only partly true, the
Conservative party having sabotaged
itself to some extent by having noth-
ing more colorful to put forward than
to let well enough alone. Is Mr.
Churchill snarling or has he dreams
of being the Man Behind and switch-
ing the Liberal party over to his side?
One way or another, this Mr. Church-
ill has done a lot of switching in his
day.
KEEP CHILDREN WELL
DURING HOT WEATHER
Every mother knows how fatal the
hot summer months are to small chil-
dren, Cholera •infantum, diarrhoea,
dysentry, colic and stomach troubles
are rife at this time 'and often a pre-
cious little life is lost after only a few
hours illness. The mother who keeps
Baby's Own Tablets in the house
feels safe. The occasional ust of the
Tablets prevent stomach and bowel
troubles, or if trouble comes suddenly
—as it generally -does—the Tablets
will bring the baby safely through.
They are sold by medicine dealers
or by mail at 25 cents a box from
The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co„
Brockville, Ont.
She. How do you like my new
1929 bathing suit?
He: Wait a minute, I baven't seen
It yet.
Radio
Ottawa Droit (Ind.) : The best plan
would be, inour opinion, to commer-
cialize radio ,which has become'a pub-
licity medium of very great value, al-
though that of the press still surpass-
es it by many lengths. In this re-
spect the American practice seems to
recommend itself. Certain interests,
companies, businesses of all sorts, are
sold an hour a week, and the pur-
chasers are responsible for the or-
ganization of their musical programs,
reserving here and there a few sec-
onds for their own publicity. This
method, besides allowing us to reduce
to a minimum the price of licenses,
will make radio stations paying pro-
positions. We shall thus be enabled
to resist the principle of State owner-
ship which there bas been some at-
tempt to import here from Canada in
the matter of radio.
Unnecessary
The barrister had returned home
after an important case in which he
had been defending a man charged
with murder:
"What was the verdict?" asked his
wife, rushing into the hall and throw-
ing ber arms round her husband's
neck.
"He was acquitted," beamed the bar-
rister.
"Wonderful! How did you mango
that? On what grounds?"
"Insanity," was the reply. "I proved
that his father had spent five years in
a lunatic asylum."
"But he hadn't, had he?"
"Oh Yes, he halt" said the rising
young barrister. "He was a doctor
there, but I saw no reason to bring
that out."
Pleasure
Pleasure is one of those commodi-
ties which are sold at a thousand
shops ,and bought by a thousand cus-
tomers, but of whilh nobody ever
fairly finds possession; either they
know not well how to use, or the
commodity will not keep, for no one
bas ever yet appeared to be satiefied
with bis bargain; it is too subtle for
transition, though sufficiently send
for sale.—W. G. Simms,
Madness
There are two Binds of matinees,
Ono produced by Jarman infirmity,
the Otliei' by a diving release from
the oreinacy ways of men.—Plato,
Minerd's Liniment for aching joints,,
Inter -Imperial Trade
Quebec Evenemett (Cons.): Some
people think, with Lord Beaverbrook,
that free trade between Britain and
the British countries across the sea,
is the most practical solation of this
grave problem. Others, with Mr.
Chamberlain, believe that the time is
approaching when the application of
commercial imperialism, but with
guarantees for the daughter nations
of England, willhe the only efficacious
solution of the difficulty. In our bum-
ble opinion, free trade is no more de-
sirable in the Empire than It would
be between Canada and the United
States. It is clear that our different
habits of life render a proposal like
this inacceptable to Canadians. It
would put our raw materials at teh
disposal of British industry, to the
detriment of the Canadian industrial-
ist and worker, and it would not com-
pensate this disadvantage by any ade-
quateincrease in the importation by
England of articles produced in Can-
ada. What both Britain and Canada
appear to need is commercial treaty
assuring to both a strong commercial
preference. Canada already gives
this, but receives practically nothing
in return. Without doubt, London is
our best client for the export of agri-
cultural products. But in the invis-
ible exchanges, money, for example,
Canada annually dispatches to Eng-
land hundreds of millions of dollars 1a
dividends.
Minard's Liniment for Earache.
Hopes
Hast thou o'er the clear heaven of
thy soul
Seen tempest roll?
Hast thou watched all the hopes thou
would'st have won
Fade one by one?
Wait til the clouds are past, then
raise thine eyes
To bluer skies.
—Adelaide A. Proctor,
The up-and-coming young man is
likely to succeed, unless he is up at
four and just coming home.
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Young and Old
When all the world Is young, lad,
And all the trees are green;
And every goose a swan, lad,
And every lass a queen;
Then hey for boot and borse,iad,
And round the world away;
Young blood must have its course, lad,
And every dog his day,
When all the world la old, lad,
And all the trees are brown;
And all the sport is stale, lad,
And all the wheels run down;
Creep home, and take your place
there,
The spent and maimed among;
God grant you find one face there,
You loved when all was young.
—Charles ItingslsY.
•
Ohio State Journal: "One of the
somewhat disillusioned brides of this
neighborhood wonders if Lindy
snores." Another assignment for the
reporters, Toledo Blade.
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