The Seaforth News, 1928-03-08, Page 7Red Goes to Russia
Comes • Back ° Cured
Once "Firebrand of
Java," Renounced' Com-
muotisln mind and All
Its Works
The oonservattp'e'•ylroes of Holland
le rejoicing 1it the repudiation of eom-
amunism by the Dliteh engineer Boars,
known, at • the time o! htH, expulsion
from the Dutch East Indies last Sep-
tember as, "thefirebrand of Java,"
'where he had been. the head of the
.oubverstve Soviet movement, •
Atterlhle expeielon ho•.wont to Itue-
,sia In order to.•iearn at Bret hand the
political and Social, principles bo had
'been advocating. This visit, judged
from the point or view of a long :ar-
•tiele he has .written for the Nieuwe
IRotterdamsche Courant of Rotterdam,
has resulted In bus entire loss of faith
In communism,
He says he considers it his cluty on
this return to, Holland to advise the
,population of 'the Dutch East Indios,.
'whom he himself had directed along
the .path, of commun
ism, to retrace
heir steps. His survey of the con-
ditions
o •ditions
in Russia has brought, him to
the 'following conclusions: •
"Wages,are very low. In 1027 they
never went higher for the proleta-
,rians than 0210 for the year. Al-
though the.,ruble 1s rated at 60 cents
•I.t should be borne In mind that its
purchasing power is only 44 per cont.
of that, o1' of what 1� was.beforo the
war.
As higher employees and • skilled
workmen- earn • much more titan 8310
.a year the wage of the unskilled is:
'constantly shrinking, -as the amount
of money in circulation is carefully
limited, in order to .give a factious
value to the ruble abroad:'
He found .that the Soviet Govern-
ment was, able to do little for educa-
•tion'and the care of the sick, despite
all thefine elegem'. As in capitalistic
•eountyles•.,all availablemoney is Bret
•of all spent on the army, and further.
en the enormous bureaucratic appar-
atus.
"In 1927," he sage, "the expenditure
for the Department of Education, Na-
tioaai Hygiene and other cultural re-
quirements In the whole of the Soviet
Union, amounted to 254,000,000 rubles,
_ that for,,the other administrative pur-
poses about 700,0000.00 and for mili-
tary purposes 640,000,000; that as 40
per cent. •for, 'milltarism'..and'16 per
cent. for the cultural needs of the
population, All .this Is, of course, the
result of low production. • The ex-
chequer is empty, so that it Is impos-
sible to indulge in greater expendi-
ture.
' 'The incomes of farmers are ,very
small. Nine -tenths of ileal have in-
comes of 25 rubies per month. Only
one-tenth earn more than theta
"Even the casual visitor must no-
tice that the great masses of•tho
large cities are miserably poor. The
shabby clothing, tlie old repaired 1ur-
eltura, the accumulations of dirt can-
not possibly be, kept concealed. Their
status In regard to comfort, even of
health, is much lower than It was'in
1913. Anybody can see that.'
"In 1927 there were 2,000,000 unem-
ployed in Russia out of a total in-
dustrial population of nearly 13,000,-
000.
3,000,000. e
Boars,
Briton Pictures
Next War's Horrors
General Swinton, Inventor of
Tank, Prophesies Scrap-
ping of All Peace
TreatiesY
Oxford—Despitethe Washington
conference, poisonous gases will be
used in the, next great., war,• accord:
ing to the prediction of General 21 D.
Swinton, inventor of the. tank; made
in a recent addrese. The whole Pic-
ture of future ware, drawn by the
man who invented the new horror of
the last one, was such as to make his
audience shudder,
"When the next great struggle
comes," he said, "the" belligerent na-
tions will
stions-will not have any scruples re;
girding treaties. They will consid-
er them mere scraps of paper and
enter the warwithout even a formai
declaration of hostilities. In so far
as the last -war wase to end war, It
was -a failure; and. the attitude of the
world to -day is not In fever of world
peace.';
In such. circumstances General,
Swinton did` not .feel that England
should acquiesce in any further dis-
armament. The war ofthe future
would -:be between people and people,
not army and army, and it would ac-
tually he safer for the fighting men,
than civilians, he said. There would
be no mercy to women and children,
but this would help to shorten the
period of conflict, From this view -
'point he considered the protests
against the sinking of the Lusitania
which brought the 'United States into
the war and he bombing of London
from the air were illogical.
The next war would mean the -em-
ployment of disease germs, airplances
without aviators sowing pestilence,
and chemicals to destroy crops, Field
warfare would be carried on in ma-
chines imhorvious to gas and Ma-
chine -on bullets,
Housewife --"Don't. bring mo any
more ,0f that horrid milk, It's posi-
lively blue!" 'htintman--"It ain't our
lsuit, lady.It's these hong dull even;
ugs at makes the cowl', depreeeed,"
The Patriot
BS'"Jabu roil ort1q
''The other, day I wail told a .true
story, •whloh I rent'ember vaguely
hearing, or 'reading' about during the
war, but Ul.fieh is Werth re -tolling for
those who inleeed it, tor; it tea certain
yaluablee inipllcatiens• and ;a
sort 91 grhndeuy, It concerns ane of
these beings w180, yvhen ti13ey sp',•ap*
on us, are Ienown•: by, that word of
three letters,as offensive as any In
the language; and 'lien they spy for
up are dignified by the e'a'piession
"Secret Service" and looked on, as
heroes of et least, secoud.'water,
You will recollect that when the
war brolreemit, the liftedn hundred.
persons engaged in supplying, Gore
many with information, mainly tri-
vial and mostly erroneous, concern-
ing our .condition and arrangements,
were all known by the authorities,
and were put out of action at a single.
swoop, Frere that moment there was,
not one discovered ease of espionage
by spies already resident in this coun-
try.
oun-try• when, war was declared. There
were, however, a few and, I: am told,
unimportant discovered 'eases of es-
pionage by persons who developed
the practice; or came' into this. coun-
try for the purpose during the ,war.
This story concerns one of the latter.
In August, 1914, there, was living it
America a business man of German
birth ancl American citizenship, called
—let us say, for it was not his name-
Lichtfelder, who hall'' once been an
of[loer in the German Army, a man of
about fifty, of square and still
tary appearance, with ,rather short
stiff hair, a straight back to his head;
and a patriotic conscience .too strong
for his Anlerioan `citizenship. "It+wad,
not long then before an ` American
colied Liohtfellder at the German
headquarters of his, old regiment, of-
fering his services.
"No,' they said to him, "yon are no
longer a young and active man, and
you are an American citizen, We aro
very, disappointed with our Secret
Service in England; something seems
to have. gonowrong. You can be of
much greater service to the Father-
land if, having learned our codes, you
will go to England as an American
citizen, and send us all the informa-
tion you can acquire."
Lichtfeld's• soul was with his old
regiment; but, being, a patriot, he con-
sented. During the next two months
he made himself acquainted with all
the tricks of his new trade, took ship
again at Genoa, and reappeared as
Iightfleld'. in the United States. Soon,
after this lie sailed for Liverpool, well
stocked with business addresses and
samples, and supplied with his legiti-
mate American passport in his own
American name.
He spent the first day of hie "Sec
ret Service" wandering about the
doolcs of a town which, ie his view
if not in that of other people --was a
naval station of importance; he also
noted carefully the half? militarized
1appearance of the khaki figures In
the streets; and in the evening he
penned -a business letter to a gentle-
man in Rotterdam, between the lines
of which, devoted to the more enlight-
ened forms of—shall wesay? plumb,
ink, he wrote down in invisible ink
all he had seen—such and such ships
arrived or about to sail; such and
such "khaki" drilling or wandering
about the streets; all of which had
importance in his view, if not in fact.
He ended with the words: 'Morgans
Dublin Llchtfolder," and posted the
letter.
Now, unfortunately for this poor
but simple patriot, there was a young
lady In the General Post Office who
was spending her days in opening all
letters with suspected foreign ad-
dresses, and submitting them to the
test- of invisible ink: To her joy
for she was weary at the dearth of
that useful commodity—between the
lines of this commercial screed, which
purported to be, concerned with the
refinements of pluthbing, out .sprang.
the, guilty ink: To a certain -Depart-
ment i were, telephoned the incautious
"Morgens Dublin Llchtfelclor." Now,
no alien in those days was suffered to
leave for' Ireland, save through a bot-
tle -neck at Holyhead. To the bottle-
neck then went the message: ,"Dad
man called 'Lichtfelder-travel yester-
day to Dublin?" The answer came
quickly: "American called Iightfield
went Dublin yesterday, returned last
nightt, is now on: train for Euston." At
Euston our patriot, after precisely
three days of secret -service, was ar-
rested, and lodged wherever they
were then lodged.
"I am," he said, "an American cite
zen called Lightfield,"
"That,' said the British Cabinet, not
without disagreement, "makes a dif=
ference. You shall be, tried by or-
dinary process of Late, and defended
by Counsel chosen by the American
Embassy, at our expense, instead of
by Court-martial,"
Speedily—for in those days the
Law's delays were short—the Amerl-•
can. citizen called Lightfield, alias
Lichtfelder, . was put on his trial, for
supplying information to the enemy;
andfor three days at the Govern-
ment's expense, a certain eminent
Counsel gave the utmost of his wits
to preparing his defense, But a .cor-
tain, great Advocate, whose business'
it was to prosecute, had given the ut-
most of .his: Wits to , considering with
what glee:Alen he should open his
cross-examination, , Nance it ' is wo1l.
Rumen liow important ie the and
question;' and there had come to him
an Inspal>atiblt '
"Mr, Lichtfelder,'1 he said, fixedly
regarding that upright figure in the,
dock, "tell 100; Have you Hitt been an
officer in the German Army,?"
Old Power For New Ship
A STEAM DRIVEN DIRIGIi3LE,
Capt. Thomas l3, Slate, designer and builder, with model of "Olt'^of Glen-
dale." Note' peculiar,propoller which -sucks air in and thus overcomes air
resistance in travel„ ,
The n� hAude : o. 1th American. citizen
went to his sides, and his figure stif-
fened. For flours: lie had been telling
the Court how 00111'01' Concerned he
was with business, giving' his refer-
ences, showing his samples, explain-
ing: that -as for the Bales in invisible
ink in that letter, which lie admitted
sending—well; it was simply that he
lied met a Dutch journalist on board
the ship coming' out, who had said
to him; "You know, we can get no
news, at all, We neutrals—do send us
something—not, of course,,harmful to
England, but something we can say"
And he had sent it, Was it harmful?
It was 'nothing but trifles he had sent.
•And now, at that first question, he
was standing suddenly a little more
erect, and—silent, And the great Ad-
vocate said:
1 won't press you mew, 3,60. Licht -
folder; wo will go on to other mat-
ters. liut I should' like you to think
that question 0707, because it is not.
only the first question that I ask you
—1t will also be the last."
And the Court adjourned, the cross-
examination not yet over, with that
question not yet asked. again.
In the early morning of the follow
ing clay, when -the: warder went, to the
cell of Llchtfolder, there, by his muf-
fler dangled his body from the grat-
ing. Beneath the dead feet the cell
Bible had been Melted away; but
since,' with the stretching of the muf-
fler, those feet had still been able to
rest on the ground, the patriot had
drawn them up, until he was choked
to death, Ile had, waited until the
dawn, for on Ehecell slate was writ-
ten this
"I am a soldier with rank I do not
desire to .mention.. , , I have had a
fair trial of the United Iiingaom. I
am notdying`as a spy, but as a sol-
dier My fate I stood as a man, but
I can't be a her and perjure myself.
- What I have clone I have done
for my country I shall express my
thanks, and may the Lord blase you
all,"
And from the ten lawyers—eight
English and two American—who,
with me, heard the story told, there
came, as it were, one murmur: "Jolly
fine i "
And so it was;
Mr. Galsworthy has announced that
his compensation for this article will
be contributed to the Save the Child-
ren Fund in London.—N.Y. Herald
Tribune,
Dear Old Soul' (visiting her very
sick brother)—"I've had a very nice
letter from. Emily She says she's so
sorry aihe ain't able to come and see
you, but elm hopes to be able to come
to the funeril."
Defends Britain's
Submarine Policy'
J
Rt, Hon. W. C. Bridgeman
Discusses Naval Program
of England
b
1IAS CUT ARMAMENTS
Asserts Britain Has Done Her
Share Toward Dis-
armament
London. -Right Iron. W. C. Bridge-
man, First Lord of the., Admiralty,
speaking before the Constituttional
Club, .declared that Great Britain's
submarine policy is exactly the same
as that stated at Washington in 1921.
"Wo should be very glad," he said,
"if eubmarines could be abolished al-.
together, but the weak and smaller
countries regard submarines as their
only weapon, and wo have to take.
them into consideration as well,"
The First Lord attacked his poiiti-
cal opponents for what he termed
"the large mass of misrepresentation
about British naval and disarmament
policies which is being propagatfed
about the country to make party capi-
tal and discredit the Government."
He asserted that Great Britain had
done her share toward disarmament,
and added; "We are prepared to go
further, if the other countries will do
the same. I do not, however, think
that a weak British navy would con-
tribute to the peace of the world."
"I want to explode the suggestion,",
said Mr. Bridgeman, "thbt we 'started
the new competition in building large
cruisers. The accusation is false. It
was ,other countries who started to
build large battleships:
"Sir ..Herbert Samuel (formerly
Home Secretary) has been telling the
country that the Conservative party
mishandled the Geneva conference.
Any fool can say that."
Canada's Stand of Douglas
Fir
A recent survey of the rarest re-
sources of British Columbia showed • a
total stand of approximately 78,000,-
000,000 feet board measure of Douglas
fir. While all of this as not at pres-
ent pommercially aocess1ble,: a large
proportion is within reasonable dis-
tance of water and rail- transporta-
tion. . About 80 per cent, of it is
situated on ancouver island and the
adjacent mainiyand.
Leaguete;Cov Pant ,
Only Path to Peace
Lord Cecil Warns
Day for Action Dawns as the
World Tires of Talk, He De -
Glares; Sees War Pacts
ail Defense
Alliances
Loniltizt- A blunt warning that the
world is getting impatient and that
the lime has 108 ' oannot
words Was iss00ued info�,,7(,1101:d
T(loliedo Observder"
recently by Vlscouut Cecil ef. Chill -1
wood, in an, article soberly estimating
the possibleresults of Monday's meet -
tag at Geriova of the Committee on
Arbitration and Security of the, Lea-,
gue of Nations Preparatory 'tonimts-,
Sion for a disarmament conference,'
Admitting that nothing like a general
agreement for security beyond that,
contained in the Covenant of the
League is very practicable. Viscount!
Cecil, who formerly was among the
moat prominent among the 8ritislr
delegates in the League':e disarmament'
work, now limitshis hopes to "clarify.
ing the terms of the Covenant,"
"Already a kind of eatalogue has
been drawn up, ho writes, "of the
measures for the prevention of war
suggested under 'Article SCI, ranging
from the withdrawal of diplomatic re-
presentatives illy all the 'members of
the League from the capital of a pow-
er threatening a: breach of the peace
to a' League of Nations naval and
aerial , demonstration against the
same power," •
Viscount Cecil thinks that there is
prospect of an agreement.out the
financial asadatance -to be offered by
League members to a country threat-
ened. with. ,aggression. 'He warns,
however, that, while mutual non-
aggression treaties on the Locarno
model strengthen .and forty the cov-
enant, •other treaties providing for
mutual defense In ease of attack by a
third party are apt to drift into mu•
teal treaties of alliance yon •the old
model.
The chief hope, however, Lord Cecil
now aee'ms.to find in, the compnairy
establishment of arbitration agree-
ments—somewhat reminiscent in
basic theory.. at least of the Bnyan
treaties,. He insists- that, if all Ws-
Mites
putes 'between nations were submit-
ted to arbitration security against
war would be reasonably complete,
Yukon.s ealthful Climate
The _climate et the Yukon Territory,
Canada, 1e' characterized by extremes
In temperature and a very moderate
precipitation. There is no more de-
lightful Climate than that which pre-
vails from May 1 to October 1, The
continuous light for litre whole twenty-
four hours, during the period from the
middle of May to the firstweek tat
August, although anticipated, is a
source of delight and wonder to the
visitor. While the winters are long
and cold, on account of the absence
of high winds and thedryness of the
atmosphere, the low temperatures are
borne with less discomfort than In
other parts not so favored.
Canadian Rockies
The Canadian Rocky mountains
consist geologically of the' netturned
edges of the strata underlying the
Central Plain of North; America.
"Nurse: "He seems to be wander-
ing in his minfl'" Patient's Wife:
"Oh, well, he can't stray fart"
'What do the threeballs in front
of a pawn. shop mean?" "Two to
one you won't get it back."
"ADAMSON'S ADVENTURES"—By O. Jacobson.
Removing An Obstacle.
Dept. o Health
• Issues Tiniely B.Oblt
Co-operating With Crx"nadian.
Social Hygiene Council to
Stamp Ot,It„Serious
Merlaee
NEW DEFARtyikE
Ottawa, Ont, --Between two and
three years' study iso, represented in
a new publication dealing with the
diagnosis and treatment of venereal
diseases, which Is being issued by the
Federal Department of Health and
will be sent to every doctor in the
Deminlon,
Compiled by the Canadian Social
Hygiene Council under the . super-'
vision of its national medical com-i
mittee, it le a Compendium oil the t
most recent s•:le:nine `information .on
the subject'and, since It Is generally
considered as the”" most Up-to-date
treatise available dealing with tale
type of disease, is expected to attract
almost 'world-wide attention .among
members of the medical 'profession.
The 'policy of the Federal Deparc-
meat in supplying It to every prac-
tising physician throughout' tho Be.
minion also marks a new departure
in health methods, It not only
means that every doctor will be put
in possession of ice most modern and
accurate infol'niatioh regarding the
means of coping with this scourge
but the announcement is also made
that further ineormatlon on mrethoda
of treatment may be expected from
time to time, as these are brought
to light,
These . diseases, as:.a class, are by
far the most deadly with which
science has to battle. Directly and
indirectly, they are the 00010 of mare
death and suffering than tuberculosis
or any :single type of disease, To
some extent, this has been due, in the
past, to a general tendency to avoid,
mention of them and, from a peculiar
sense of false, modesty,to lot them
Tun their course without drawing
public attention to their' highly fatal
results, and the terrific injury they
Clave been doing to the race as a
whole,
Asa result, for instance, they have
been allowed to continue from genera
tion to generation causing blindness,
deafness and feeble-mindedness un-
til they had imposed a huge-econe
optic burden- on the world. It -was.
discovered, for example, that 80 per
(Gent. of blindness among infante
could be traced directly to the pres-
ence of these hitherto [hidden dis-
eaaes.
Of recent years, (however, Canada
has been 'setting an example to the
rest of the world in its methods o1
striking at -this-worst-et all disease -
killers.
When the Federal Government, for
the flsrt time, co-operated with the
provinces in public health efforts, 1t_
was in a campaign to control venereal
diseases. Since that time, clinics
have been established from coast to
coast and Canadian public health au-
thorities have made enormous strides..
There has been a very noticeable and
very natable reduction in the ravages
of this disease throughout the Do-
mtnion, .
Coupled with the clinical methods
of combatting 1t, there has been an
Intensive campaign, carried on by the
Canadian Social Hygiene Council,
Now this further effort, by which
medical men throughout Canada are
being supplied with the moat selefftl-
ile data known is a further example
of the ,progressive methotls by width
Canada has been endeavoring to_ sup-
press the venereal disease menace.
The Electric Rat
Electrical rat racing- for terrier.
dogs is London't newest sport, and it.
is to be started at the Stadium Club,
High Holborn, shbrtly.
The following letter, sent to mem-
bers by Mr• Fred Howard, managing
director of the club, explains how the
sport is to be carzied. on: '
"This is a. preliminary notice of a
new and very interesting feature of
the club's activities which will be in-
troduced to members in February.
"Having_ regard to the widespread
interest evinced in greyhound racing
the management have perfected ar-
rangementa for providing terrier &g-
racing in the club itself.
"The dogs will race after an elec-
trically controlled rat on a track
which will be removable and will,
therefore, not interfere in any way
with the normal business of the Pleb.
"There will bo three days' racing
each week, and elix races on each even-
ing, with first and second prizes for
the owners of the dogs placed in that
order.
"A British electrical Pari -Mutual
will be used in conjunction with the
races, this being the first machine of
its kind to be seen in Ilurope,"
The master of the house was hun-
gry at breakfast, and swallowed a
good part of hie bacon before he had
fasted it, Then he took time to pro-
test violently to his wife against the
flavor of the food. His wife offered
110 apology, teat rang for the maid.
When the Iatter appeared, the nets -
tress asked a questio7 that was little
calculated to seethe her husband.
"1vlaggia,' she inquired, serenely,
'what did you do with the bacon we
poisoned for, the rats?"
'r,tg al att:tlle Ba011094 1zluliy'.W05 alt.
thiel,.,d011/it ttphfea;t1ait; the,1eh o'ang.
,Pap+Bascoin'teilra'tod will' a groan
fi4'114 dpi up, .diet things were. aiwayq
happoniag, to delay their meals, 'Pate
family warted S1nlA he came back,
with a large .bundle. The children
wanted him to open It. immediately,
but Mamma Bascom said no, than
they would finish their breakfast first,
because if they didn't they might pot
get back to their meal.
After the dishes were hurriedly
washed the package was opened with
great oersmony, It turned out to be
a set of pink silk lace eurtaius,
"Well," exclaimed Mamma Bestow,
clasping her hands in ecstasy, "aren't
they just too boautitful for words*
We'll put them ui1 in the living room,!'
she went on, after a pause, "and we
can put' the calico curtains that are
there new in Father's room."
This plan was duly carried out that
afternoon, with only one, mishap,
Papa. Bascom hit his thumb with the
hammier, and during the following
dance of agony he kicked one of the
tottery legs off the table and broke
the plaster off the wall when he threw
the hammer. Ile Was . very pleased
with his labors, however, .whoa he
stood off and viewed the gorgeous
curtains. . But ImmedlatolY Mamma
Bascom saw a flaw.
"I never realized_ the couch.was 60
dingy and worn," she complained, "we
*must get a; IIew one before the
Ladies' Ald meets' here next week."
P: Basoofrt groaned, agree eota"d
went to look /or his check bocik. Two
days later a new sofa shone pink and.
resplendept againstthe dingy yellow
of the wallpaper. The table had been -
inended,„but Mrs. Bascom -had hoe eye
on a beautiful picktea-table at the
R. M. SmitheCorporation, Biakevalle'a
only, furniture store. Tile she per-
suaded Papa Bascom to buy, along
with a rug that had some pinkinit,
Things went along sinoothly for a
week or so, anis then Mama caused a
great .sigh from Papa by calling hie
attention to the gent in the plaster,
where his hammer : had• hit, In due
time the woodwork was painted and
the walls mended and repapered, and
Papa sighed. again as he felt of his
deflated pocketbook. Now 'the living
room was -something for ales, =Bascom
tobe proud of. Zile invited a11- her
friends and had tea , on the • pinlc tea-
table in the pink livingroom.
A few mouths later, Mrs. Bascom
and the children left:for New, York on
a visit to Aunt E11ea. Papa said to
thank Aunt.B1isa for the beautiful
curtains, and this Mamma enthusias
tically did, telling her how 'they .had
had the room dote oyer. This nearly
choked Aunt Elisa, and Manama Bas -
corn didn't know 'why she was chok-
ing.
During her visit there was a sale'lin
one of New York's biggest department
stores, and Mamma Bascom was there
'with Sonnyand the baby, strolling
around looking for bargain. One
counter was crowded with people, so
that she could not see what was for,
sale. She gradually worked her way
through the crowd to the counter, and
then she stood there frozen with hor-
ror! The counter was,piled high with
pink silk, lace curtains exactly the•,
same as hers, and over them was a
sign: "Fibre Silk- Curtains, 93c.”
Poorly Paid
Cecile Sorel Averages -$51.70
Weekly at Comedie -
Francaise
Paris—Cecile Sorel, world famous
star of the; -Comedic Francaise, gets
$61.70 a week. True, she played
only thirty times last. Year, so she
drew 580.60.a. performance,
From chose figures: the salaries of
actors and actresses, nationally
known, ecale down to 513 a week for
women who play important parts and
$15 for Andre Lugaot, the ,most poor-
ly paid for the mon who have big
roles.
Such is the pay for sixty-six titular
members of the noted company of
this government subsidized theatre
founded by Molaere, which is sup-
posed to maintain the nigh- classio
etandard4 and traditions of the
French play.
The higher the pay the less often'
the plaiyers act, and an their , idle
time they are allowed to appear in
the provinces and at private-perlor-
manes to round out their pocket-
books,
ocketbooks, Sorel, in particular, Ons
made a fortune by playing abroad
and brought back a round swum from
her American tour.
Members average twoperformances
a week, the hard-working ones ap'
peering every, night ,while a, number
play only once a. week,
forehand five others get about The
same salary, reached after' almost 8
lifetime of successful work. The five
othero average. $49 a performance.
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Tony kissed you?" Myrtle: "Well,
when I wanted to scream, I couldn't,
and when I could I didn't want tol" •
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