The Seaforth News, 1961-10-26, Page 7Beats Have Notions
OF Ther Own
A boat has a way of her own.
Hidden beneath her plates or
planking there is a will every bit
as strong -as that of her owner,
and however carefully her skip-
per will formulate his plans for
a Voyage his intentions may have
to be modified to suit the tem-
perament of the ship. This is
obviously the case with the mam-
moths of the ocean, Now and
again a great liner will leave
New York for Southampton, but
for some inexplicable reason will
dock at Cherbourg instead —
explicable, that is, to the lands-
man, who may imagine that a
:liner is not much more than a
floating railway carriage on a
grand scale, The truth is, of
course, that the vessel just wants
to visit France for a change of
scene. A dock strike may be the
pretext, but it can hardly be the
genuine, underlying reason, ..
Many boats are very conserva-
tive and though they may be
ready enough to ride gaily along
some particular, favourite river
they will obstinately refuse even
to put their noses into another
waterway on which their owners
have set their hearts. Like a
skillful child a beat can disobey
orders in the most ' plausible
ways. The water -pumps for cool-
ing the engine may lock their
teeth in solid defiance, just as
though they were bound tight
with silt. Fuel pipes may refuse
even to drip, just as though
choked with water or sediment.
The engine itself may simply re-
fuse to startfor no mechanical
reason at all but merely from
disinclination—though pretend-
ed symptoms of magneto failure
or faulty timing will be there to
deceive.
Nor is this behaviour confined
merely to motor -boats. Sailing
craft can be just as pig-headed
and at times they will even turn
upside down or shed their masts
like so much waste timber rather
than go where they have no de-
sire, —From "Small Boat
Through Holland," by Roger
Pilkington.
One of the exasperating things
about inflation is that, even
though the price of aircuts
keeps going *p, they don't last
any longer.
LOFTY SENTIMENT .— Japan's
newly built 170 -foot monument
to her War dead rises above the
shore of Chiba prefecture. Vis-
itors can climb to the top -19
feet higher than the torch of the
U.S. Statue of Liberty.
ISSUE 42 - 1961
FIRST BALL - Joe .DiMaggio, the Yankee Clipper, throws
out the first ball'at the opening game of the 1961 World
Series at Yankee Stadium. , Looking on is Baseball Com-
missioner Ford Frick.
Smelly Auto Fumes
Under Attack
New York state and city offi-
cials are moving to control auto-
mobile fumes after Detroit car
manufacturers have declined re-
quests for control devices in new
cars..
Orders' have been given for
testing three types of crankcase
fume -control devices in 50; city
and 30 state government cars
within the next two or three
months.
If these tests are satisfactory,
administrative . orlegislative ac-
tion is expected to be taken to
make installation of such de-
vices mandatory in all new cars,
both government-owned and pri-
vate, a New York City Air.Pollu-
tion Department spokesman said.
Experts regard fumes escap-
ing from various openings of
automobiles as the only major
source of air pollution that has
not been ,brought under at least
partial control.
The outlook for an all-out at-
tack on this problem has been
strengthened by a recent warn-
ing of Secretary Abraham A.
Ribicoff of the 'United States
Department of Health, Educa-
tion, and Welfare to American
, car manufacturers.
Mr. Ribicoff said unless car
makers pledge by Jan. 1, 1962, to
install . crankcase fume -control ;
equipment in all new cars, he
will seek to compel such a step
by legislation.
Crankcase control or "blow-by"
devices as they are called here,
attack the fumes escaping from
cylinders down into 'the crank-
case and from there into the air.
These fumes, consisting mostly
of unburned gasoline, account
for 30 percent of pollution from.
automobiles.
The other 70 per cent comes
from the exhaust pipes and fuel
tanks. Nosimilarly effective
controls have been developed for
them so far, city officials point.
out.
But crankcase fumes are an
important start, officials say.
"Blow-by" devices costing as
little as $5 are available for all
new cars, but few owners have
bothered to install these so far:
Within the past several weeks,
the General' Services Adminis-
tration ordered installation of
these controls in all its new non-
military cars. Sen. Maurine B.
Neuberger was quoted as saying
that the United States Army had
agreed t issue a similar order.
Official ()aunty cars in Los
Angeles, the United States city
most seriously affected by air
pollution, will also carry this
equipment soon, writes 'Freder-
ick W. Roevecamp in the Chris-
tian Science Monitor.
Recent appeals to car manu-
facturers from Senator Neuber-
ger and from Arthur J. Benline,
commissioner of the Department
of Air Pollution Control of New
York City to make installation
of "blow-by" devices mandatory,
have been answered by the com-
panies on the grounds of "main-
tenance costs."
Installation of such devices.
would mean "imposing burden-
some service and maintenance
requirements" on car buyers,
John Dykstra, president of the
Ford Motor Company ' replied
recently in 'a letter. to Mr. San-
line which was made • public here.
Car makers generally have
emphasized that the devices are
available for all new ears as
an "optional" item. At the same
time, they have argued against
its usefulness on the basis that
climates In other cities might dif-
far from Los Angeles so as to
make the devices less effective.
Kenneth Kowald, secretary of
the city's Pollution Control De-
partment, suggested that the
manufacturers might prefer com-
pulsory legislation.
While the "blow-by" devices
are inexpensive, equipment to
,be developed for controlling ex-
haust
xhaust and tank fumesmight run
to anywhere from $50 to $150 a
car, • an item which manufactur-
ers might not want to add volun-
tarily to their production ex-
penses, he said.
Apes Make Monkeys
Out Of Humans
Add to such trouble spots ' as
Berlin, Damascus, Katanga, and
Vietnam .. the name of Kyushu,
the subtropical, southernmost
main island of Japan. There, an-
other war - running both hot
and cold — was under way' last
month, and as' usual, the good.
guys were losing.
The "good guys" were, hun-
dreds of Japanese settlers trying
to carve out homesteads in Kyu-
shu's jungles. T h e "bad guys"
were the island's apes who liter-
ally were making monkeys out
of the human "invaders."
Widely reported in the Japan-
ese press and confirmed by
NEWSWEEK'S skeptical Tokyo
bureau in conversations with the
embattled farmers, t h e "war"
centered around the village of
Kayagadan, where half the set-
tlers already have been driven
out. "The monkeys are smart,
as smart as we are," farmer Mi-
tsuru Takahama said. "Our only
consolation is that they haven't
attacked us physically."
What the monkeys have. done
is to make life almost unbear-
able by raiding the- farmers'
crops under' the leadership of
a light-coloured monkey which
the villagers have named Taisho
Shirozaru (Gen. White Mon-
key). Each day, the villagers
say, "the. General" holds "a cen-
tral committee meeting" with
other leading monkeys; then, in
disciplined waves, the "troops"
move out, usually during the
field hands' noontime rest period
or at midnight under a full
moon.
It is an amazing sight, Take -
hams reported. Sometimes , the
monkeys spread out over a field
of yams and pass them along
hand to .hand in a simian bucket
brigade. They also maintain an
alarm system, with a couple of
monkeys screeching from a tree-
top when a fanner comes near.
For the occasional dumb mon-
key Who gets caught in a trap,
the ' monkeys even operate a
"rescue team" which tears the
trap apart,
Defense tactics are handicap-
ped by, a law which prohibits
the killing of monkeys and by
the villagers' own superstition
that causing harm to the apes
MERRY MENAGERIE
'St"
eleesso
"How do you think l; feel, liv-
ing with you hills all the
Lim"9"
is unlucky. The farmers did
bring in dogs as reinforeernents
to frighten the monkeys away,
But after being harassed. for a
few weeks, the dogs went over
to the. enemy. Now,- says Taka-
hama, they only snarl at their
masters.
Estimates varyon the amount
of, food the monkeys have ga-
thered in during this year's har-
vest but obviously it has been
more than they could eat. Per-
haps, the villagers say, the mon-
keys have some inside informa-
tion on the nuclear arms race
and are stockpiling — just in
case. ..
M,en's Moustaches
Give Them Away
A man's personality can be re-
vealed by his moustache, says a
mental health expert. Major
Geoffrey Peberdy, former Bri-
tish army psychiatrist and now
On the staff of Newcastle Gen-
eral . Hospital, recently made a
study of 400 moustached appli-
cants for officer training.
He divided up the applicants
by the type of moustache they
sported: trimmed (short hairs
over 'entire upper lip), bushy,
toothbrush, hairline and divided,
The pass rate for trimmed,
bushy, hairline and divided
types was an average twenty-
three per cent — about the same
as for clean-shaven men. But
strangely enough, not a single
man with a toothbrush mous-
tache passed.
Peberdy could hardly believe
this at first. So he persuaded a
fellow psychiatrist to ..arrange
another test at an army base.
And again, to his astonishment,
not a single toothbrush mouse
tache owner passed.
Studying the selection boards'
reports on toothbrush candidates,
Peberdy discovered a significant
pattern.
The boards said that in general
they were "too limited in imagin-
ation, too little appreciative of
the views of others and liable
to create rather than disperse
interpersonal tensions,"
The character of these candi-
dates, said the reports, tended
to resemble their moustaches
"faintly, rebellious, energetic but
prickly, precise to a fault, disci-
plining to near -ruthlessness and
'disciplined to near self-mutila-
tion."
Major Peberdy added, ludicr-
ously that "the' cut ' of a man's
moustache could, of course,
never be of influence in select-
ing candidates." But he made the
toothbrush owners wonder just
the seine.
Scientists studying moustache
psychology have given many
other explanations. Moustaches,
they say, are tell-tale signs.. of
political conservatism, or father
worship, emblems,- of confident
nonconformity, or "epigraphic
adornments designed to win
mates, like phosphorescence in
fireflies,"
Many women find a mous-
tached man exceptionally roman-
tic. "A kiss without a moustache
is like- an egg without salt," runs
an old Spanish saying.
Women have long,believed in
the idea'— unsupported. by me-
dical evidence that a mous-
tache indicates virility.
This is probably because na-
tional leaders have' frequently
worn moustaches, Would Kaiser
Wilhelm, Hitler and Stalin have
risen to such ruthless heights
without a hirsute facial adorn-
ment?
Home -Town Honors
For Jack Benny
By far the best-known product
of Waukegan, Ill. (population:
55,719), is tightwad -typed come-
dian Jack Benny. Last month, to
show its gratitude to Benny for ,
putting his birthplace on the map
—and for donating handsomely
to the city's civic and charitable
causes — Waukegan sulnmonded
the prodigal 'home for the dedi-
cation of a new school. Its name:
Jack Benny Junior High School,
The school's 450 students even
voted to memorialize Benny's
perpetual show -business age by
dubbing their teams the Thirty-
Niners. Of his own school ties,
Benny had these memories; "I
was very •bad in school. I hated
it. In my second year of high
school they threw me out because
I skipped classes to play the
fiddle in a movie house."
How Can I?
By Roberta Lee
Q. How can I freshen the air
in my living room after it has
been laden with cigarct and cigar
smoke by guests during all eve-
ning?
A, Try leaving a basin of water
in the room overnight, and the
air will be "like new" in the
morning,
Q. How can I remove corrosion
from inside the ferrule of a fish-
ing rod?
A, One easy way is to wrap a
small wad of medium -fine steel
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FREE fall farm catalogue, write Wil-
liam C. Campbell, Realtor, Listowel,
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"Everything for the Hobbyist". Whole.
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335 ELGIN, OTTAWA
$1.25 Express Collect.
wool around a dowel chucked
into an- electric drill, and then
carefully running this into the
opening.
Q. How can I renovate some
black kid gloves?
A. Touch the worn spots with
a camel's hair brush, dipped into
a mixture of olive oil and ink.
Q. How can I keep the flues
and chimney of my fireplace
clean?
A. Dried potato peelings, burn-
ed in your fireplace, will do a
good job of cleaning the flue and
chimney. Incidentally, dried or-
ange and grapefruit peel and
rinds are a good source of fuer
in your fireplace, and also give
off a lovely aroma.
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THE BIG EYE - One reason why this fall's hurricanes were
traced with such precision is illustrated by the above map.
Shortly before the f'rst, Carla, began to form, the Weather
Bureau had put into ep-ratton 'Se last link in ifs 3,000 -mils
coastal ra""-r net l'- - 'r -° '' a long-range surveillance radar
stations are shown oft Irl& Ilfi..p.