The Seaforth News, 1961-06-08, Page 6I e ndeVon.Greens
And Their Lovers
When jubilant spring botinds
forth to gladden the !and there.
persists a subversive belief that
the dandelion is food. No matter
how much "progress" we have
clocked up during the twelve-
month past, there is always
somebody in every camp who
impugns the entire Intellectual
program of man, and goes out
and' digs dandelion greens, I do
Wit know why this is so. We have
produced great minds who lead
us forward and onward, break-
ing the shackles of a benighted
and unprivileged past, and just
as we are cheering loudest about
the magnificent accomplishments
of our unfettered era, somebody
shows up with a pan full of
dandelion greens.
Some years back we had a
friend who was particularly ob-
noxious on this topic, and over-
did it. "Oh," she would say, "I
would rather have dandelion
greens than a license to steal!"
She would say, "There isn't any-
thing I would rather have than
a great, big, heaping mess of
dandelion greens!" This is abs-
ard, for there is probably no-
thing anybody would really rath-
er have than anything else, being
as we are. That isn't the way
hankering goes,
One time alter this friend had
loudly stated the overwhelming
case for dandelion greens I took
a skinning knife and went down
on our slope, and in about 10
ninnies I had a pile of dande-
lion greens that looked like
provender we would load on a
:art and haul up to the barn to
feed the young stock. I carried
ell I could lug up to the house
and set them to cook.
Shortly the kitchen smelled as
f I were doing a large family
wash, and after the stuff cooked
long enough I forked it out on a
platter and set it in front of my
dandelion loving friend. Then
the rest of us all had broiled
beefsteaks with onions and F.F.
Pots. I could see right off that
our friend got the point. We
permitted her to seethe a little,
and she picked at the dandelions
and looked as if she had sudden-
ly learned the secret of despis-
ing everybody, and after a while
I got up and brought her a steak,
too. •I also delivered a short
ethical lecture, the principal
argument being that it's hard on
a smart, friendly, intelligent, up-
standing family if word gets
about the community that they
keep company with anybody
who eats dandelion greens.
So, I think dandelion greens,
if eaten at all, should always be
applied in secret. Folks who like
them should be made to register
with the city clerk and carry a
card. There are so many won -
IA thins in this world to
like, and the provisions of the
sense of taste are so marvelously
bestowed, that we should classify
and isolate evident instances of
aberration. Then every com-
munity should have a little re-
treat, surrounded by a high wall,
where dandelion eaters could go.
BIKE-BRELLA — Cyoling can be
fun now, rain or thine, with
this bicycle that has an um-
brella attached to the handle-
bars. Displayed at a fair in
Milan, Italy,the umbrella is
moveable and can be slanted
according to which way the
wind is blowing.
GULLIVER AND ASSISTANT? — A little giirl watches Harold Strouth touch up a miniature
town in Wimborne, Dorset, England. The town is a big tourist attraotion there.
As a student of life and a phil-
osopher on the human scene, I
would make it clear that I am
net violent about this. It is not
something I would enforce, or
carry out with fines and punish-
ments, or even bayonets. I would
prefer to see it come about as a
rational process, something to be
done by the dandelion eaters
themselves as the result of their
own final realization of truth. It
would be my hope that they
would get together, like sun
worshipers or people who hold
cockfights, and withdraw of their
own volition that their peculiar
interest might not intrude on
others.
It is not that I oppose greens
in general, although I do regard
them as a frivolous aspect of
ingestion. But if some hostess
throws a gob of some kind of
boiled weed on my plate, I don't
go to pieces. I know, as a hu-
manist, that the gustibus is va-
riable. I also know by the same
token that I may never know
why. I do not know why the
morning glory closes at its love-
liest hour, either, or why maple
trees don't have beechnuts. Why
do geese honk and ducks quack?
Some things are simply the na-
ture of the beast, and unfathom-
able. Some men play golf, and
others eat dandelion greens. The
equanimity of the truly inquir-
ing spirit makes allowances, and
is seldom amazed.
On the other hand, I see a dif-
ference between greens and dan-
delion greens. I can see why
some husbandry -wife, perhaps in
the dark hour of famine, the
faces of her haggard children
Oaring up in hollow-eyed want,
in the last desperation of ex-
tremity, decided to try some
boiled spinach, and perhaps
made them eat it at gun point.
Swiss chard, beet and turnip
tops, and some other things can
be logically construed as a
means to an end, if circumstances
are bad all over. But it is not
logical to presume that the hu-
man mind, proceeding from mi-
sery to a mass of mushed mus-
tard, would thereupok turn and
say, "What we havedone with
this, we may also do with aan-
delions"
I have always advocated a
piece of salt pork for the finer
nuances of culinary success. A.
cook who has learned when.
where and how to blend the effi-
cacious bounties of salt pork
meets my approval. But I have
likewise deplored the- continued
waste of salt pork in cooking
dandelion greens. To see a wo-
man drop a nugget of salt pork
into a pot of stewing vegetation
seems like dropping a bright
ruby into the sea—a needless
and unprofitable wasting of the
assets.
Flower in the crannied wail—
aaith the poet, I see, likewise,
golden blossoms on the lea, wav-
ing in the soft breeze of spring,
and am moved to winged words.
I'd just as lief have a' hot dog.
By John Gould in the Christian
Science Monitor.
Stan Musial once hit five
homers in a double-header.
HAS TITO HEARD ABOUT THIS? — Kung Marziano II, pretender
to the throne of Serbia, poses for an official portrait in Rome,
His "kingdom" is now included In President Tito's Yugoslavia.
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:(tv Jam Andttews
Barbecue days are here again
and a few hints regarding this
method of cooking might not be
amiss.
Barbecuing in your oven is
really the easiest way to get
your meat just as you want it,
but this method lacks the dra-
matic fun of outdoor cooking.
Outside, you should brush sauce
on the meat and turn every 15
minutes. Meat may be soaked
from 1 to 2 hours in sauce before
cooking. A thin sauce is best for
this, but here are recipes for
both thin and thick sauces. Take
your choice
THIN BARBECUE SAUCE
+ _ pound butter
1 pint vinegar
' z cup water
1 teaspoon dry mustard
2 tablespoons minced onion
Piz teaspoons sugar
',4 cup Worcestershire sauce
xi cup tomato catchup
1 cup chili sauce
Juice of % lemon
1 clove garlic tied in small
porous bag
Mix all together and simmer 1
hour to blend seasonings. Remove
garlic. Add cayenne pepper for
a "hot" sauce.
• • ..
THICK BARBECUE SAUCE
2 small onions
2 tablespoons vinegar
2 tablespoons Worcestershire
sauce
1 teaspoon chili powder
$4 cup water
44 cup catsup
1 teaspoon salt
Mince onion very fine. Mix all
ingredients in a heavy skillet.
Cover and simmer about 45 min-
utes.
You may keep both of the
above sauces in the refrigerator
and use as needed for your bar-
becuing,
• • •
If you like sweet-sour barbe-
cued meats, here is a way to bake
them that makes them tender
and succulent.
BARBECUED SWEET-SOUR
SPARERIBS
3 pounds spareribs
Salt and pepper
li cup each, chopped onion, cel-
ery, and green pepper
2 tablespoons butter
1 tablespoon cornstarch
2 cups crushed -pineapple
? cup vinegar
2 tablespoons soy sauce
1.4 teaspoon powdered garlic (or
1 clove, peeled and Chopped)
1/4 teaspoon each, ginger and
ground cloves
11/2 cups water
Cut spareribs into serving
pieces. Place in baking pan.
Sprinkle with salt and pepper.
Roast, uncovered, at 400° F. for
1 hour. Drain off fat. Cook on-
ion, celery, green pepper in but-
ter until tender. Sprinkle corn-
starch over vegetables. Add pine-
apple, vinegar, soy sauce, garlic,
ginger, cloves, and water, Stir
and cook until mixture is clear
and thickened. Pour over ribs.
Cover and continue baking at
350° F. for another hour, Serve.
hot. Serves 6.
Serve the following, Spareribs
Tropicale, garnished with pine-
apple chunks and parsley for the
green touch, This serves 4.
SPARERIBS TROPICALE
3 pounds spareribs
Salt and pepper
1 cup syrup drained from a No.
2 can pineapple chunks
1/4 cup honey
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 teaspoon powdered ginger
teaspoon garlic powder or tri
teaspoon garlic salt or I clove
galic minced
2 cups drained pineapple
chunks
Sprinkle ribs with salt and pep'
per; arrange On rack in baking
pan; bake at 400° F. for 30 niin-
tttes. Pour off fat. Mix remaining
Ingredients (except pineapple
chunks); baste frequently with
sauce as meat continues baking
at 350° F, for 45 minutes longer.
Remove ribs to heated platter;
add drained pineapple 5chunks to
flavorful drippings in baking pan
and sautd until golden. Garnish
platter with this pineapple.
• N
Some cooks believe that spare-
ribs should be boiled before the
second step is taken. If you be-
long to this school, here is a
recipe.
CALIFORNIA SPARERIBS
2 pounds pork spareribs
4 cups soft breadcrumbs
4 tablespoons butter or bacon
. drippings
14 teaspoon salt
Pepper to taste
2 tablespoons minced onion
cup chopped ripe olives
Broth
Canned peach halves
Boil spareribs until' tender In
sufficient sated water to cover
generously. Remove from broth
and place in baking pan large
enough for ribs to lie flat. Add
% cup broth.. Combine bread -
crumbs and butter in skillet and
fry until' bread is slightly brown,
stirring continuously to prevent.
scorching; remove from heat.
Add salt, .pepper, onion, olives,
and 'A cup broth and mix Pour
dressing evenly over meat Bake
about 1 hour,at 350° F, Garnish
serving platter With peach halves.
Serves 6 - 8.
* • •
If you enjoy a meal of sauer-
kraut, you may like to serve
spareribs with it, Use canned
sauerkraut for an easier meal.
SAUERKRAUT WITH.
SPARERIBS
2,.-3 pounds spareribs
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 teaspoon salt
1 medium-size onion
1 (1 pound 11 ounces)
shredded sauerkraut
2 tablespoons sugar
1 water
Placecup ribs in large flat pan.
Top with salt, lemon juice, and
slices of onion. Bake, uncovered,
at 450° F. for 30 minutes. Cover
ribs with sauerkraut. Add sugar
and water. Cover and bake at
350° F. for 90 minutes, Serves
3-4.
"On the day my wedding oc-
'curred " "Pardon me, but
affairs such as marriages, recep-
tions and dinners take place.
Only calamities occur." "As I
was saying — on the day my
wedding occurred."
This "Doctor"
Is In Trouble
Only rarely is a doctor who is
'accused of negligence in hi3.
medical practice brought to court
on a manslaughter charge. But
in Camden, N,T., the other week,.
a county grand jury indicted Dr,
Albert L. Weiner, a 43 -year-old
osteopath with a lucrative 'prac-
tive in nearby Elton, on fifteen
counts of involuntary manslaugh-
ter. "We've never had a case
like this in New Jersey so fat' as .
I know," said county prosecutor
Norman Heine,
According to prosecutor Heine, ,
the grand jury had found "evi-
dence that Dr. Weiner was crim-
inally negligent" in the treat-
ment of fifteen patients, all of
whom died of hepatitis. Specifi-'
catty, Dr. Weiner, though he
knew one of his patients had the
liver infection, was accused of
not properly sterilizing the hy-
podermic needles and other
equipment he used to give his
patients sedatives and other
drugs.' In all, Heine said, 44 cases
of infectious hepatitis were traced
to Dr. Weiner's practice. The
State Board of Mediead Exam-
iners last December suspended
Dr. Weiner's license to practice
medicine in New Jersey, a state
which permits osteopaths to use
drugs.
At his arraignment, Dr. Wein-
er pleaded innocent. His trial is
scheduled for June 5, and if con-
victed he could get a maximum
ten years in jail and a $1,000 fine
for each count, But even if the
jury finds Dr. Weiner not guilty,
his troubles won't be over: Al-
ready, at least four civil suits for
malpractice have been brought
against him by relatives of his
dead patients. Total damages
claimed to date: $1 million. —
Froni NEWSWEEK
ISSUE 22 — 1961
Ail The World Mourns 'Gary Cooper
By ERSKINE JOHNSON
HoilywoUd Correspondent
Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
HOLLYWOOD — During most
of his adult lfietiin.e Gary Coo-
per was known best as the strong
silent man out West who kicked
dirt with his booted toe in em-
barrassment when a lady smiled
at him — and who was reluctant
to draw in a gun duel but who
set a staggering record for "kill-
ing" movie badmen.
That was the movie image.
But as Gary Cooper he was
like Will Rogers — he never
met a man he didn't like. As
Gary Cooper he had a way with
the ladies; he was a sophisticate
like the one he played in "Love
In the Afternoon."
As Gary Cooper, the word
"Yup" was never heard in any
of his conversations. He was
born in Montana, the son of a
state supreme court justice. As
Gary Cooper, he was fhore at
home in an elegant restaurant
than in a bunkhouse grub room.
He will be remembered as the
man in blue jeans, leather shirt
Gary Cooper, in the mid -'20s,
at start of his movie career.
'The Tall Man
The Tallest
of
Them All'
As Gary Cooper, he paid $250
for his superbly cut tailored
suits.
The movie image left him as
a man elf the outdoors, who used
simple words and who had sim-
ple tastes. As Gary Cooper, he
went to prep school in England,
studied art at Grinnell College
in Iowa. He could order dinner
in French and drove sleek ex-
pensive automobiles.
As an aotor he won three Aca-
demy Awards — two Oscars for
his performances in 1941's "Ser-
geant York" and 1952's "High
Noon," and another in 1961 for
his contributions to the motion
picture industry. -
As Gary Cooper, he won, and
kept, more friends than any man
I've ever known in Hollywood.
The movie image typed him as a
"cowboy hero" but in over 100
films during 35 years his roles
Were as diversified as those play-
ed by actors who never invaded
the celluloid West.
He went to Washington as
"John Doe"; he was "The Pride
of the Yankess"; he was sensitive
lover and ruthless racketeer; the
"White Knight" in ,'Alice in
Wonderland," and a distinguish-
ed professor whofell in love with
s strip -teaser in "Ball of Fire."
But out West, in the saddle,
lie was tall the — tallest of the
tall men in physical appearance
and in character.
As an actor, manyan actor
said he couldn't act — that he
spent 35 years playing himself.
A young fellow from New York
named Robert Preston was dubi-
ous about Gary Cooper as as
actor until they worked together
and sweat -stained cowboy hat.
for the first time in "The Plaihs-
man."
As Preston once told me: "I
changed my mind quickly. He
was an actor — and what an
actor. If you weren't on your
toes every minute he could cut
you up."
In his Westerns he was tall in
the saddle. As Gary Cooper, he
hated horses, mostly because of
a broken hip suffered at 17
which bothered him every time
he put a foot into a stirrup. The
hip injury didn't come from a
horse but from a pesky, un-
broken Model T Ford.
As Gary Cooper the actor, he
underplayed everything — "I
couldn't force him to overact
even by building a fire under
him," C. B. DeMille once said —
but as Gary Cooper the man, he
spent his lifetime going out of
his way to bring happhiess to his
family, his relatives, his 'friends
and strangers whose names. he
never knew.
As Gary Cooper the actor AND
the man he was the White
Knight, the guy next door, the
sophisticate at Maxim's, St.
George in buckskin — the tall
man — the tallest of them all.
The handsome Cooper, 1933, in
"One Sunday Afternoon."
"Sergeant York" brought him his Another Oscar -performance: the Cooper in. 1960, after first opera•
first. Oscar award on 1941, marshal In "High Noon." tion for the malignancy