The Seaforth News, 1961-05-11, Page 7Wgtch That Sneeze
/ ;#t May Be Deadly
A Stoekpoz't woman lost her
Fife not long ago through falling
clown a dight of stairs during a
violent attack of sneezing, A
Manchester man sneezed so via-
lently that he fell out of bed
and brokehis leg, In Texas a
motorist sneezed twice while
alrivinig along a busy road, His
ear crashed into a lamp -post,
'Bien bounced back and hit an-
other car, which collided with
i5 bus, As a result of his sneezes
thirty-seven people had to be
taken to hospital for treatment.
A sneeze is a reflex action to
relieve irritation of the nosy and
throat, and although it only lasts
one-tenth of a second it takes
such control of the body that it
ran have serious results.
A New York nurse claimed
that she contracted infantile
paralysis because a colleague
sneezed over her. She was
awarded $10,000 compensation
when she took her case to court.
Not all sneezes have drastic
results, however. An ex -soldier
had a bullet embedded in his
dead in such a position that an
operation for its removal was
considered too dangerous. There
one dry he sneezed and the bul-
let shot out of his nose:
A Londoner sneezed so hard
that he dislocated his shoulder.
Ile was taken to hospital to have
A reset. On the operating table
he sneezed again and the shoul-
der clicked back into place,
An untimely sneeze brought a
wanted murderer to justice in
New York, He was drinking a
cup of coffee in a cafe when he
suddenly sneezed, The cup crash-
ed to the floor. The commotion.
attracted the attention of a de-
tective eating at a nearby table.
He recognized the man and ar-
rested him,
An Australian bank clerk was
walking along the beach of a
New South Wales seaside resort
when he suddenly felt the need
to sneeze. He took out his hand-
kerchief to smother it, and then
discovered that in doing so he
had lost a sweepstake ticket pur-
chased that afternoon.
A month later he learned tht
his ticket -had won a $45,000
prize. Unable to produce the
counterfoil he forfeited the
prize.
For continuous sneezing a
Kansas woman would take some
treating. She sneezed forty times
a minute for eleven days. In
1949, a Buckingham schoolboy
started sneezing in his dormitory
eine night. After his schoolmates
had counted over a thousand
sneezes, they summoned the ma-
tron.
The bay was taken to the sick-
bay, and during the next eight
days sneezed 130,000 times. He
could sleep only when heavily
drugged and the attack did not
stop until .a lengthy course of
treatment had been administer-
ed.
A pantomime was once ruined
by a sneeze. To encourage a ra-
ther temperamental prima donna.
a London producer filled the
front seats of the house with
his friends to applaud her open-
ing night. One of them, however,
sneezed while the singer was
holding a tap note.
It started a muffled tittering,
then when the man sneered
again, the laughter spread. In a
few seconds the whole audience
was laughing and the singer be-
eame inaudible. She stormed cif
the stage and refused to return.'
"The average girl makes a
poor wife," observes a philoso-
pher. Maybe, but she makes a
better wife than the average
man deserves.
BACK TO NATURE — By way -
of spring cleaning, members
of the Manistee County Boy
Scout Troop are •ripping clown
did election posters in their
"Operation Facelift," Posters
will beredeemed for cash by
politicians and money will go
to Scouts' summer camp fund,
A Great Game Fish
— The Pike !
Even with the lighter lines
generally used today, chances
are that you can get a pike up
to your boat pretty easily. You
may think that the old timers'_
contempt for him as a fighter
was fully justified. But when
you reach for your net, he will
probably whirl like greased
lightning and be gone almost in-
stantly — perhaps straight under
your boat and off on the other
side.
One of his favorite tricks is to
swine quite slowly, as though he
couldn't go any ,faster — as if
he were tiring, Just when you're
getting used to this, think he'll
soon be coming up to the boat
again, exhausted this time — in-
stantly, jet propelled, he's off
again. And who can tell in what
direction.
So, for those who think I've
exaggerated his fighting quali-
ties should try fishing for him
early in the season — or, much
better, to find him at his fight-
ing best, after some. frost in the
fall. Then, before they get
through with him — rather, be-
fore he gets through with them
— they'll be ready to agree that
I haven't overrated him one bit.
What tackle is suited for larg-
er pike? Where they're most
generally found, around dense
weeds or snags, the usual fresh-
water spinning tackle, with
about six -pound line, certainly
isn't — it would mean losing
almost all the good ones, land-
ing only the smallest. If you
want to use spinning tackle, it
should be the heavier salt -water
type. But most veteran pike an-
glers seem to prefer casting
tackle, a regular casting reel
such as is used for bass will:
handle heavy line — though of,
course it won't cast as well as
with lighter line,
Where you generally find
them, if they run a good size,
you'll need a line of 15 -pound
test. If you think you may con-
nect with a really big one, make
it 20 pounds. If you happen to
hook onto a real monster, even
this will be too light — but
don't spoil your sport by using.
too heavy a line,
Pike are temperamental about
TALENTED ON THE DRAW - TV cowboy actor Malcolm Atter.
bury draws guns or piitures with equal ease. He's at work
here on a painting for the Celebrity Art Exhibition in Holly-
Wood,
ollyWood. Between acting roles and pointing, Atterbury writes
plays; performs on the piano.
what lures ey'11 take best at a
given Valle. TWO er. three good.
lures will praetloally always get
you as many as if you had a
hundred. They go for shiny
spoons muotl more than do bass;
a spoon is best most of the time,
But it doesn't seen to make too
much difference what type it is,
wobbling' or spinning, as long es
it is some standard one with
good action,
Invariably, I think; you'll get
the most strikes from spoons by
using a pork rind on the hook.
1 use a regular length, split -
tail bass strip, But with this
arrangement, you may get short
strikes — the fish grabbing the
rind and only running with it.
Still, there are times whet, a
plug will get more than a spoon.
Any type of plug that's good
.for bass is also good for pike.
But, for large ones, the plug
should be considerably bigger
than for bass your regular
bass -sized plug will get some,
but the bigger one will get more.
There are times, especially to-
ward evening, when the best
lure of, all for pike is a surface.
plug — and of course it's much
the most thrilling to use for
them, when they'll take it well.
Where are the best spots to
look for pike? In spring, you'll
probably find most pike pretty
well back in large, dense weed
beds. Or, if you don't like fish-
ing in dense weeds (I don't),
keep your boat outside, and cast.
right to the edge of the )vectis.
Trolling just outside the edge
should do well too, especially if
there's a sharp drep-off' there
to deep li ,tel-.
In sulmucr, trolling farther
out in a similar place is a good
bet. And always try well around
the ends of long, narrow points
of land for some reason, they
seem to like such points. In some
Places, especially in parts of
Canada, you'll find reefs well
out in a lake — low, rocky sun-
ken islands. Trolling in deep
water around these is likely to
get you a strike.,
In late fail, the big ones seem
to travel constantly and feed
savagely. You may find them al-
most anywhere. I usually keep
trolling offshore in what I guess
to be about eight feet of water.
I generally get plenty of action
there. — By Jason Lucas, Angl-
ing Editor of "Sports Afield."
Don't Blame It All
On Communism
It is always useful in a "time
of troubles" like this to step
back and look around. The
temptation, when the Congo
erupts, when rioters storm Bel-
gian embassies, when students in
Asia stone U.S,I.A. offices, when
a young m.an in Havana over-
turns his country and upsets a
hemisphere, to look at the parti-
cular event.
What we should do is to real-
ize that none of these events is
isolated. The now familiar quo-
tation from John Donne comes.
to mind when a political leader
is murdered in a Congolese vil-
lage and• American Negroes riot
at the United, Nations in New
York. No man' is an island and
the bell is tolling for all of us.
Another temptation to be re-
sisted is to think that the sound
we hear is just the usual dis-
cords coming out of Moscow and
Peiping. There is probably no
more dangerous fallacy nowa-
days than to blame everything
on communism. But communism
takes advantage of the forces at
work everywhere in the modern
world to attack or weaken the
West and to build up its own
power.
If, -by some happy miracle,
communism had been banished
from the earth, the Africans
would still have struggled as
they did for independence, the
-Laotians would have quarreled,
the Cubans would have had their
revolution;
The revolution of our times,
in so far as anything so vast and
complicated can be pinpointed, is
a demand by the people of the
earth for a better life, for what
many would call social justice.
Men and women want land to
till or jabs in the cities, schools
for their children and hospitals
when they are ill. They know
now that it is not the will of
God or Allah or destiny that
they should live in misery, They
know that justice should not be
denied to them because they are
black or brown or yellow, or be-
cause they were born to certain
parents in certain places. And
when they know what freedom
means, they want freedom. —
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Expansively, a French busi-
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an unsigned painting by one of
the great mastelit in between two
dreadful landscapes by amateur
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40 -ACRE farm' all under cultivation, not
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$5))00, terms. Peter Simon, Real Estate,
10110 Ilrouillard, Windsor. CL. 6.9049.
350' ACRE dairy farm completely stock-
ed
tacked and with all necessary machinery.
Good home and barn, small orchard
and a river, running through the farm.
Situated on St. Joseph's Island, one
hour's drive from Sault Ste, Marie. This
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are good reasons for selling. There
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per hundred pounds is received, The
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MILK CONTRACT FARM
53,000 LBS. monthly. 200 acres choice
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FARM EQUIPMENT
DEXTRA Ford diesel, used 185 hours,
2100.00 Holland 65 baler, slightly used
1100.00. Spring tooth drag 3 point
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1060 LANGEMAN asparagus harvester,
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MINNEAPOLIS Moline 445 tractor, 34
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000
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165 ACRES clay. Parry Sound district.
lake shore, maple bush, large house,
suitable' for resort development or
farm or both. 1'. Jenkins, Box 39, Mag-
netawan, Ont.
$7,500; LOW tuxes, new 6 -room bunga-
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INCOME PROPERTY
MARINA SITE
752 FRONT ROAD, LASALLE
515,000 DOWN, buys 6 acres with 22041.
highway frontage, plus 16 rental unite
including 34tory brick Georgisn.tiMe
home converted t0 apartments, fully
occupied.
Over 200 feet on Detrott River with
20.05. canal now M. Finest MARINA
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JACK CLARKE, Realtor
660 Ouellette AVe., Windsor
Phone CH. 3.7625
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HAWK Junction Public School Board
requires In September one Protestant
teacher, male preferred, grades 4 to 9
approximately 24 pupils. Please stat
qualifications, salary expected an
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SOUTH BRIGHTON Twp. School area
requires a Protestant teacher for Sept.
1961, For four grades. Salary schedule
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salary expected and last inspectorate,
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RYDE TOWNSHIP
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Dirties to commence September, 1961.
Salary $5,000.
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R,R. 3, GRAVENHURST
MUSKOKA, ONTARIO
QUALIFIED Catholic teacher for Graf-
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Eight
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Our Lady Immaculate
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