The Seaforth News, 1960-06-23, Page 7A Steering -Wheel
in Her Hand
For a woman who can't swim
a stroke, I spend an incredible
amount of time in pools. And
when I think of all the oppar-
tunitios I had for being a spin-
ster! But no -- I got married!
And what does marriage lead
to? Children. And what do chil-
dren lead to? The educational
pracess. And what does the edu-
cational process lead to? Car
pools.
The next time I have to fill out
one of those blanks that ask im-
pertinent questions such as "Date
of birth," "'Weight," etc., I shall
certainly W rite: "Occupation:
'chauffeur." Chauffeuse, I suppose
it should be, although it really Ls
a man-sized job,
For anyone wishing to make a
serious study of pool procedure,
here are some directions. Let us
begin at the moment breakfast
is over, teeth are brushed (what
there is of them); coats are but-
toned (such as they are); and
lunch money deposited in wallet
and purse respectively,
I advance to the big kitchen
calendar. I look for the pencil.
I say, "Today I am going to tie
that pencil to the calendar."
When the pencil is found (up in
Juliet's room acting as a perch
for the parakeet, or down in the
basement impersonating a log
in the gondola of Austin's elec.
tric train), I write beside the
date everything that each child
is wearing or carrying - every-
thing Losable, in fact. (Some af-
ternoons I even remember to
check it when they come home.)
We insert ourselves into the
car (a very essential ingredient
for a car pool). We stop two
doors down the street and I
honk delicately for fourth-grade
.Jimmie. I am always in a quan-
dary at this point if Jimmie and
his little sister, Karen, do not
emerge promptly. To honk again
sounds peremptory. Yet, if they
didn't hear It the first time-.
Jimmie comes out, immaculate,
with hair parted geometrically
perfectly and brushed back in
an enchanting swirl. He still
reeks pleasantly of hair -stick 'um
and peppermint toothpaste. His
sweater is handmade. He looks
like the Hope of America. Kar-
en's coat is a new school coat,
not an old "good" coat.
We proceed down the street to
the little colonial cottage. Dora
is always late and so I have no
delicacy about multiple honks
here. Dora holds up the car pool
after school, also, because she
has a teacher who is a keeper -
in. Every car pool has one.
There are now four children
in the back seat. "Buttons down,"
I carol, "two middle children, sit
forward; two outside children,
sit back." This is the ritual to be
used after each new child ent-
ers the car.
Next is small Carlie. His
mother has two younger boys
and a baby. He arrives with
sticky crumbs on his dimpled
cheeks and usually - like the
Mad Hatter - a piece of bitten
toast in his hand.
I forgot to say that this is
Orchestra Day (it is always some
Day) and Juliet has her violin
with her, and Carlie a large air-
plane model he is carrying for
show -and -tell. Juliet has also her
Glee Club surplice and Dora has
her violist. Austin has his re-
corder, and Dora is bringing her
pet turtle in a large bowl rather
unnecessarily full' of very liquid
water. Karen is bearing a large
iced cake for her class party. And
Jimmie has his cornet and case;
How thankful I am none of them
takes tuba lessons!
On rainy days, of course, there
are raincoats, helmets, goloshes,
and umbrellas besides. And that
damp, wooly smell, writes Ne-
dra Newkirk Lamar in the Chris-
tian Science Monitor.
Mrs. Briggs has telephoned
(while I was out in the garage
looking for Austin's recorder) to
say that Sandra is not going to
kindergarten today; so we don't
stop at the gray shingled house
this nwrnin.g.
I check up. "Lamar, Water-
ford, Carson, Briggs. Sandra is
absent and we don't take Tony
Page in the mornings." (Pony is
in the afternoon kindergarten)
We travel two blocks and then
Dora recall, something she for-
got --- her lunch money. I don't
have my purse with me and sa
we go back to Dora's. She carries
her violin case in with her, Her
another is up in the attic and
takes some time coming to the
door. Meanwhile, the other chil-
dren are speculating, rather un-
graciously, about whether the
last bell has rung.
Dora steams back to the car.
The car door slams, We move off,
"I left my violinl" Dora bleats.
At this point I try to count my
blessings. I'm sure I must have
some. But even the fact that
I've lost eight pounds and two
inches and you can again see niy
earrings from front -face seems
insignificant,
When they noisily clamber out
at school, I shout, "Watch fin-
ers!" Two doors slam, I go
home and face my day.
On tete return trip I must re-
member that Sandra is absent,
Dora stays for Scouts, and Jim-
mie has been excused early for
a piano lesson. But I do pick up
Tony. His mother has brought
him et noon. She's in a noon
pool with another woman, whose
child goes home in still another
afternoon pool.
The neighbourhood is simply
riddled with car pools. I myself
in four pools and a puddle, all.
with differing personnels, of
course, There's the regular
grade -school pool, the Friday
night dancing -class pool, the
pool for the Girl Scouts after
school on Mondays, the Satur-
day morning concert puddle
(thiswitty designation is due
to the fact that there are only
two mothers in it), and the pool
on Tuesday afternoons for the
girls who take swimming les-
sons at the Y. Naturally we call
this swimming arrangement the
pool pool. Might as well get
what fun we can out of it!
At a -PTA meeting last month
I heard Dorothy Page talking
with two of the car-pool fathers.
"Tomorrow is my regular day to
drive the school pool," she said,
"but Rosalie is driving instead,
because I drove the pool pool
last week for Lola, and Rosalie
is going to be out of town next
week and Lola will drive for
her. So Rosalie wants to make
it up in advance and she's go-
ing to take Lola's trip for me
tomorrow." The husbands sank
aghast on two of those PTA
folding Chairs, congratulating
themselves that all they have to
do is to pay for the gasoline.
NAMED PRESIDENT - Arthur
W. Eckman of Cambridge. Mass..
was named President of The
Mother Church, The First Church
of Christ. Scientist, in Boston
Mass., at the June a Annual
Meeting.
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TIE FARM FRONT
Eclpktdtass Lea,.
Canada's prairie farmers have
their hopes fixed on export mar-
kets in France, Japan, and Italy
as they prepare to raise the larg-
est crop of rapeseed ever at-
tempted in the country.
Encouraged by prospects that
foreign markets will absorb all
the rapeseed Canada can pro-
duce in 19130, farmers of Alberta,
Saskatchewan, and Manitoba are
planning to devote up to 1,000,-
000 acres to the oil -yielding crop
this year, compared with the
218,000 acres they had in rape-
seed last year.
These three provinces are the
only parts of Canada where
rapeseed is grown commercially.
(In the United States, production
of rapeseed has become so in-
significant commercially that the
United States Marketing Serv-
iceord, of sincft.e) 1958, has kept no rec-
Countless numbers of prairie
farmers are planning in seeking
an escape from producing more
surplus wheat and to capitalize
on the demand for a crop which
now offers them better returns
than cereal grains, They expect
to pocket an average of between
$50 and $60 per acre from rape-
seed this year.
Despite an extremely dry
spring, which reduced both the
planted acreage and yields har-
vested, western Canada's farmers
last year garnered 180,000,000
pounds of rapeseed and obtained
$7,200,000 for that production
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The farm price for the crop
averaged four cents a pound, and
many growers harvested yields
averaging 1,500 pounds of rape-
seed an acre. Lesser numbers
' had yields of 2,000 pounds an
acre. In most cases rapeseed
doubled the monetary returns
from wheat, the biggest single
crop for the prairie provinces.
Practically the entire 1959 pro-
duction of rapeseed now has
been exported to Japan, and that
country has been joined by
France and Italy in seeking large
volumes of the grain this year
from Canada. Only recently a
purchasing mission from France
toured western Canada nego-
tiating purchases of more than
$12,000,000 worth of rapeseed.
* * *
Rapeseed, which resembles
wild mustard and is a drought -
resistant crop, yields a vegetable
oil that is edible and one which
also can be used as an oil base
for high-grade lubricants.
Although a relatively new crop
on the Canadian prairies, it has
suddenly become exceedingly
popular with western farmers
because it provided them with
handsome returns last year, is
assured of a. guaranteed cash
market by firm contracts, and
now is in great demand for the
export trade.
Another important and attrac=
tive factor is the short growing
period required by the crop.
Even the most northern agricul-
tural regions of Canada can
plant rapeseed in May and have
it harvested by the middle of
August, writes George A. Yacku-
lic in the Christian Science
Monitor,
Rapeseed also appeals to far-
mers because it is not subject
to restricted grain delivery quo-
tas such as apply to wheat, bar-
ley, and oats. When these limited
quotas are filled, the oereal
grains back up onto farms. Many
prairie fanners still have wheat
to market from the past three or
four crops.
* * *
A contract -signing stampede for
rapeseed developed across the
prairies as soon as the Wrench
puchasing mission disclosed its
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really is shrinking if these signs
are accurate. They are but
don't worry. They're all towns
in Maine.
needs, farmers and seed firms
staging an outright rush to cash
in on prospect of expanded fore-
ign markets for the crop.
Rapeseed contracts for this
year guarantees farmers initial
payments ranging from two to
three cents per pound of rape-
seed. Additional payments will
be determined by the market
price of the crop after it is har-
vested,
While the bulk of the rape.
seed acreage is aimed directly
at markets in France, Japan, and
Italy, not all of Canadas 1960
rapeseed crop will be raised un-
der contracts guaranteeing mar-
kets and prices. Many independ-
ent -minded prairie farmers pre-
fer to "wildcat" with rapeseed
- that is, growing the crop on
their own and then search out
the highest -paying markets
themselves. In some years "wild-
catters" have obtained double
the contract prices but were bur-
dened with more problems than
contract growers.
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Rapeseed was introduced to
the Canadian prairies in 1942 on
an experimental basis, and for
the rest of World War II was.
grown mainly to provide oil for-
ming a base for marine lubri-
cants. After the war it was
raised for its edible oil and to
provide livestock feeding meal.
During the past year rapeseed
oil, was proven to have superior
lubricating qualities for pre-
mium oils and standard greases,
and its use for these purposes is
increasing in western Canada.
An extensive survey of the
prairie provinces the other day
revealed farmers were almost
falling over each other in the
rush to grow rapeseed. Hundreds
of wheat farmers who had never
seen rapeseed were signing con-
tracts to raise the crop this year.
Those who grew it in past years
were contracting substantially
larger acreages.
Making estimates of rapeseed
acreages for this year, various
agricultural authorities placed
the minimums at 200,000 acres
for Alberta, 450,000 acres for
Saskatchewan, and 50,000 acres
for Manitoba. Last year's acre-
ages for these provinces were
30,800, 171,000, and 16,000 respec-
tively.
Possum Plague
In New Zealand
A plague of opossums in New
Zealand is causing almost as
much anxiety to the authorities
as that of rabbits in Australia.
Schemes are now being launched
to wipe out this small animal
which was introduced from Aus-
tralia about a century ago.
Possessing fifty teeth apiece
and terrific appetites, opossums
are causing widespread havoc.
They eat the leaves, stalk and
bark of shrubs, destroy crops
and orchards and make off with
all the eggs they can find.
There are about 25,000,000
opossums in New Zealand. They
vary considerably in size, some
being as big as a cat, others as
small as a mouse.
Half a crown is paid for each
opossum caught in New Zealand,
which accounts for about a mil-
lion a year. Another million are
trapped each year for their fur.
In tropical America there is a
species called crab -eating opos-
sums, which live on crabs, as
their name indicates. They fre-
quent marshy places in order to
catch their prey.
Many species of opossum carry
their young on their backs, as
they have no pouch.
Hunting opossums with dogs at
night is very popular in the au-
tumn in the southern states of
the United States. At this time
the animals make excellent food,
as they have a layer of fat all
over them.
The opossum hides in a tree
and is either shaken down or
shot as it hangs by its tail. When
caught they try to feign death
and it is this habit which gives
rise to the expression "playing
possum."
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LESSON
11y Rev. it 1:. Warren: B.A., 15.132,
BEARING GOOD FRUITS
Matthew 7:15-33t Luke 13;6-3
Memory Selection: Abide be
Me, and 3 in you. As the breads
cannot hear fruit of Itself, ex.,
rept it abide in the vine; tie
more can ye, except ,'e abide Ira
Mc, John 15:1,
There bare always been hypo-
crites. When they get into the
ranks of the ministry, they ars
more dangerous. Jesus said, "Do.
ware of false prophet.,, which
conte to you 111 sheep's clothing,
but inwardly they are ravening
wolves. Ye shall know them by
their fruit:*." But the fruit is
not immediately apparent. Haw
the kow? Here are twit
Scriptures which are good India•
catara. "Now if any man lava
not the Spirit of Christ, he 11
none of His." Romans 8:9. "Tho
fruit of the Spirit is love, joy,
peace, long sui':ering, gentleness
goodness, faith, meekness, ten
perance." Galatians 5:22,23. The
final doom of the .false prophet
is set forth in the words, "Every
tree that bringeth not forth good
fruit is hewn down, and east
into the fire,"
A profession of religion may
pass with men, But Jesus says
that even prophesying in Iiia
name, casting out devils and do-
ing wonderful works are not
sufficient, Workers of iniquity
may do these things. Satan is a
deceiver and his followers fol-
low his example.
The parable of the fig tree em-
phasizes the requirement for all
of us to bear fruit. The Lord
is very patient but it we 00n-
tinue to be barren and untruit-
ful we shall be cut off. We have
been saved at great cost. We
can never repay. At our best we
are unprofitable servants. But
we must show forth the fruit of
Spirit in our daily walk. If
we think and talk and walk like
the devil we. are certainly nut
on our way to heaven - our
church standing or past religious
experience notwithstanding. A
drunken man was telling rat: of
the high offices he held in his
church. I asked, "Do you think
God is pleased with you in that
condition?" Drunkenness is one
of the work of the flesh of
those of whom it is said, "They
which do such things shall not
inherit the kingdom of God."
Galatians 5;21,
We are saved by faith and not
by works. But out of gratitude
to God for His marvellous grace
we should be diligent in good
works.
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