The Seaforth News, 1960-02-11, Page 2Could Find No
Bruises On li..uster
When a slapstick comedian
Heaves a pie in somebody's face,
On it be just any old pie? Em-
phatically no, Take the recipe
Which film comic Buster Keaton
swears by "With a blonde the
target, the filling is a mixture
of blackberries,' flour, and. water,
garnished with whipped cream.
When a brunette is the one to
be smeared, a lemon -meringue
filling is substituted for the
blackberries, which shows up
better on the screen against a
dark complexion. Two crusts are
cooked, one inside the other, un- •.
til brittle. The double crust pre-
vents crumbling when your fin-
gers slide across the bottom in
delivering the confectionery."
According to his own count,
it has been 25 years since Buster
Keaton made his "last important
picture," yet the hand that
throws the pies has never lost its.
skill. The great deadpan com-
edian, now 63, still derives a
comfortable income from work
in night clubs, summer theatre,
European circuses, occasional
movies, TV guest appearances,
and commercials. He is neither
a millionaire, like Harold Lloyd
or Charlie Chaplin, nor a broken
man such as the late Fatty Ar-
temide became.
In his antobiograpby, My
Wonderful World of Slapstick,
published this week, Keaton tells
the story of his 60 years in show
business, including his rough
and tumble stage- performances
as featured star, at the age of
5, of The Three Keatons, an act
in which he was billed as The
Rumen Mop and treated accord-
ingly. The rest of the book dwells
largely on the happy heydays in
Hollywood in the '20s, when
life was a round of hard work
and big parties. In 1932 Keaton
was divorced by his first wife,
Natalie (sister of Norma Tal -
badge), took up heavy drinking,
and was fired by M -G -M. He
was "flat broke" by 1934, and
from 1935 to 1940 made two -reel
films called "cheaters" because
they were shot in three days
each. In 1940 he started work as
a gagman for $100 a week at
M -G -M, where his pay had once
been $3,000 a week, and he then
gradually worked his way back
up the financial ladder through
small movie roles and TV guest
shots. He devotes less than 26
pages to these last 29 years of
his life.
As The Human Mop, little
Keaton, who became probably
the greatest knockabout comic
of all time, suffered such appar-
ently merciless mailings from
his father that he was twice re-
quired to strip naked — before
a New York mayor and a New
York governor — to satisfy the
Society for the Prevention of
Cruelty to Children that he was
not covered with bruises. Dur-
ing all his years in the movies,
he suffered only one work -stop-
ping injury — he broke his leg
when the sole, of his slap shoe
got caught in a moving stair and
he was tossed 12 feet. On another
occasion while moviemaking he
did break his neck when a
stream of water knocked him off
a train onto the rails, but the in-
jury wasn't discovered until
long after it had healed.
Here is the Great. Stone Face
on the most famous element of
his vanishing art, his deadpan:
"One of the first things I notic-
ed tin vaudeville) was that
whenever I smiled or let the
audience suspect how much I
was enjoying myself they didn't
seem to laugh as much as usual.
1 guess people just never do ex-
pect any human mop ... to be
PARALLEL PARKING — A parking lam fills every inch of space in front of this London,
England, store window. The carriages with their occupants wait for mothers to return,
pleased by what is being done to
him .. , (When I was making
movies with Roscoe (Fatty) Ar-
buckle) a few fan letters to Ros-
coe asked why the little man
in his pictures never smiled.
We had been unaware of it, We
looked at the three two-reelers
we'd done together and found
it to be true. Later , , . I tried
smiling at the end of one pic-
ture. The preview audience bated
it and hooted the scene, After
that I never smiled again on
stage, screen, or TV."
—From . NEWSWEEK
Attention! AU
Canadian Teachers
Trooping into classrooms at
Clayton and Bayless high schools
in suburban St. Louis recently,
bright youngsters enrolled in
freshman physics carried under
their arms the most unusual
textbook in the U.S. Its title:
"Russian Sixth Grade Physics."
The book is a 128 -page, .loose-
leaf volume for Soviet children
in'what amounts to the Ameri-
can eighth grade.
Translated by Alexander Cal-
andra, associate professor of
physics at nearby Washington
University, the text is part of
a U.S. Office of Education pro-
ject headed by Calandra hiin-
self. The project's purpose: To
Improve science teching at the
freshman level.. "American ninth
graders -usually study general
science," said Fred Boercker, one
of Clayton High's teachers giv-
ing the course. "This involves
everything from soup to nuts—
mostly nutty." In contrast, the
Russian book treats just a few
topics with ABC continuity, and,
unlike U.S. general science, in-
troduces the use of math in solv-
ing problems. Despite some
propaganda in the introduction
("electric light ... was created
by . Russian scientists, P.N.
Aiablochkov and A.N. Lodigan")
the text is effective — and best
available.
"The sad thing is that it hasn't
been done before," said Calandra
of the translation last week.
"Contrary to general opinion, the
Russian pupils are not over-
loaded on science. They've simp-
ly cut out the frills." The pupils,
themselves, are as enthusiastic
about the Russian text as their
mentors are. "In other science
books there were lots of colored
pictures," said Joe Langson, a
student at Clayton High. "This
Russian book has small, simple
figures, but they sure are to the
point. You understand what
they're getting at,"
TEETHING RING -- Like father, like son, Mark Connolly, 7
months, nibbles on the handle of his dad's throwing hammer.
Pop Harold is world champ at the hammer throw, His wife,
Olga, holding the infant, is former Czech athletic sior.
'TABLE 13&LKS
RAISIN SQUARES
Mix: 1 0. raisins
1/2 o. hot water
/ o. brown sugar
2 tbsps. lemon juice or
1 tbsp. vinegar
Bringto boil. and thicken with
cornstarch mixed with a little
water. Cool slightly,
2 o. sifted cake flour
2 tbsps. sugar
2 egg yolks '
1/2 tsp. salt
x/ c. shortening
1/2 a. sour cream
1/2 c. fine dry crumbs
1 tbsp. white sugar
2 egg whites
Beat egg yolks .and add sour
cream. Sift flour and 2 tbsps,
sugar and salt in bowl. Cut in
shortening and make a well in
centre and pour in egg and
cream mixture. Mix with fork.
-Transfer to floured board and
knead to a ball. Cut in half and
chill. 'Roll one half in square
shape 8 by 8 inches. Place on
cookie sheet. Sprinkle with dry
crumbs and spread raisin filling
on top. Roll other half of pastry
for top. Brush with unbeaten
egg white and invert over rai-
sins. Brush top with egg whites
and sprinkle with white sugar,
Bake in very hot oven 450 deg-
rees for 15 minutes and reduce
heat to 350 degrees and continue
baking till brown.
a • 5
DATE NUT SQUARES
3 eggs
1, 0. soft bread crumbs,
packed tightly
1 c. chopped dates
'Fa e. chopped walnut meats
Heat oven to 350 degrees.
Beat eggs until very thick and
light. Gradually beat in sugar.
Add bread crumbs, chopped
dates and nuts, Spread in shal-
low 9 -inch square or 10 by 7
inch greased pan. Bake for one
hour. Cool. Serve in squares or
break into small pieces, place
in sherbet glasses and top with
whipped cream or pudding
sauce. Makes about 20 squares
or 8 large desserts,
5 • rt'
OATMEAL COOKIES
1 c. batter and shortening
mixed
1 c. brown sugar
2 c. oatmeal
2 c. sifted flour
1 tsp. soda
li tsp, salt
1 tsp, vanilla
i /, c. boiling water
Cream butter, shortening and
sugar. Blend in oats and dry in-
gredients. Add vanilla and boil-
ing water. Shape into small balls
and press down with fork. Bake
at 400 degrees for 15 minutes.
5 5 5
SAND TARTS
1 c. plus 1 tbsp. butter
ls, e. confectioner's sugar
12 to 2 e. sifted flour
1 tsp, salt
1 tbsp. plus 1 tsp. cold water
tax tsp. vanilla
Walnut halves
Cream butter and sugar. Com-
bine '/z c. flour and salt and
blend into creamed mixture.
Add water and vanilla and work
in remaining flour. Chill dough.
Pinch off small amount of dough
and roll into 11/2 -inch balls. Top
each with walnut. Place on bak-
ing sheet at 375 degrees for 10
minutes, reduce heat to 325 de-
grees and continue baking for
15 minutes. Cool before frosting
with s/4 c. confectioner's sugar.
2 tbsps, hot milk
l/4 tsp, vanilla
mixed until smooth and put
around cookie with pastry tube,
Yield; 30 cookies,
JAM COOKIES
1 egg
l: c. brown sugar
c. shortening
2 c. flour
4 tbsps, cold water
1 tsp. soda
2 tsps. bakiltg powder
1 tsp. vanilla
Cream rus;sr and shortening,
Add me water end t•anilla. Sift
dry inere:dicnts tosether and
add. Mix well, Using about.' a
teaspoon of mixture, roll into
balls.. Make a hole in centre and
fill with jam. Bake at 350 de-
grees 'until brown,
r •
PRALINE COOKIES
3 tbsps. butter
1 c, brown sugar firmly
packed
l egg
1 0. pecan halves
4 tbsps. flour
1 tsp. vanilla extract
Preheat oven 350 degrees.
Grease cookie sheet and coat
with flour. Melt butter and
stir in sugar, Mix in well
beaten egg, nuts, flour and
vanilla extract thoroughly. Drop'
from teaspoon onto cookie sheet
about 5 inches apart to allow for
spreading. Bake 8-10 minutes.
Wait a minute — no longer —
before removing from pan with
spatula.
Flyingest People
In The World
Alaskans probably fly more
than any other people in the
world. There is one plane for
every 150 people in Alaska, sev-
enteen times the average of her
sister states, If Alaskans have
any rivals in this respect, they
will be found in other northern
countries where huge areas are
spanned by few railroads or au-
tomobile roads, and where ice
conditions limit the shipping
season to a short summer period.
Along the suburban lake shore
of Anchorage you will see rows
of neatly moored pontoon planes
awaiting their owner pilots. Most.
are small craft which take off or
land on any of Alaska's number-
less lakes. Families living in
Alaska's largest city use them
to "get away from the conges-
tion of city life." They bring
spare parts, machinery, mail,
freseh food, and relief workmen
to remote mining and oil devel-.
liver trappers, fishermen, scien-
tists, tourists, or weekend camp-
ers. They taxi doctors, nurses,
patients in and out of the bush
and permit a minister to visit
the farthest borders of his par-
ish, Nowadays much prelimin-
ary prospecting for metals and
oil is done from the air; so is
mapping, in a fraction of the
time formerly required. Almost
a thousand children go to school
by plane in Alaska, salesmen
visit their customers and some
prosperous Eskimo women at
Point Barrow are said to fly
south regularly to Fairbanks, a
thousand -mile round trip, to have
their hair done,
In tiny, distant villages, the
bush pilot plays an important
role. Usually one man does all
the ' flying to and from a small
village, He knows the terrain by
heart and has made friends with
the local weather. He will fly in
weather other flyers would not
dare attempt. He is a combination
mailman, ambulance driver, per-
sonal shopper, and Santa Claus.
Sometimes he is the only link
between the village and the out-
side world. Of necessity he is
their confidant; he is their
newsbearer, and usually is ador-
ed by the villagers, if he has
any unusual personality traits
they are discussed with relish
and woven into a kind of £olk'
lore that follow him for the rest
of his life.—From "Here Is
Alaska" by Evelyn Stefansson,
On the river bank a passer-by
stopped and asked an angler:
"Having any luck?"
"Pretty good," replied the ung
ler. "I haven't had a bite for
three hours,"
"That doesn't sound very good
to me," said the other, "What
makes you think it's good?"
'"You see that man over
there?" pointed out the angler.
"Well, .he hasn't had a bite for
• six boors."
ISSUE 6 1;100
Eskimo poi Makes
Great Partner
West Base was a bustle of acti-
vitt' a1 inert went to, and fro,
their shadows pointing to the
South. Pole in the ever -rising
sunlight. Each driver was busy
with his team . ,
Even the dogs seemed to feel
the thrill of this teamwork, You
tell your dog what to do, the way
youwant him to turn, and when
you want him to stop, He under-
stands and obeys immediately,
and the rest of the team will fol.
low him.
A good lead clog is priceless;
there are only a few of them.
When you find' a dog that will
break trail without the driver
going ahead of him, when he
obeys your 'commands instantly
as you steer bycompass day after
day over hundreds of miles of
snow and glare ice, you have a
good lead clog. If you lose the
sled and he leaves you far be-
hind, then suddenly looks back,,
stops and turns the team around
to return to you, you have a
leader who is also a friend. And
if you can depend on his intelli-
gence and judgment to lead you
through the worst crevasse area
in Antarctica without making a
single mistake, you have a part-
ner who is worth his weight in
gold.
St, Lunaire was like that; 1
have never found another dog to
equal him. But King was one of
the best at Little America III.
* * •
At last everything was ready,
the men were wishing us good
luck, and the word was given to
the dogs to be on their way. It
did not have to be repeated; the
dogs literally sprang into action,
and though the loads were heavy,
they had no trouble getting into
motion, Each of the two teams
was hauling two sleds with a
total weight per team of 1,400
pounds.
• • •
There would be monotonous
days of traveling over a bitterly
cold and seemlingiy endless waste
but the'passing hours and end-
less days do not lower the spirit
of the proud Eskimo dog; he
travels gaily along pulling the
geld, and with his pricked -up
ears and beautiful tail high above
his back, he Is something, to be-
hold and remember forever, Wq
were proud of our dogs and
loved every one of them, They
werr+e doing good work, pulling
many loads against a strong wind.
We decided that seven' miles waa
enough for the First march, hav-
ing started so late in the day.
• We often fed our dogs their
two pounds of pemmican each,
'How proud they looked as they
watched us coming toveard them
with their food. Their tails would
wag and their bold -looking eyes-
and
yesand faces were eloquent with
pleasure and appreciation. Many
times they did not feel satisfied,
and would look at us, asking for
more. I would say to King,
"That is all, old boy. We can't.
give you any more, You will
have to get gleng with it,
Ile would understand the tone
of voice if not the words, and set
the example by licking up every
crumb, after which he was ready
to lie down for the night. I
would then take my small shovel
and dig a hole for each dog, just
big enough for him to curl up in.
Now he was protected from the
wind and, could sleep comfort-
ably. In soft snow the dogs would
rather do this themselves, but in
hard snow they always looked ex-
pectantly for me to do it for
them. When I was through each
brie would look up at me as 12
to say "Thank you," and then
lie down, curling his tail snug-
ly around his nose. — front
"Antarctic Night," by Jack Bur-
sey;
Your Teen-agers
Will Love This
Chocolate -Coated Popcorn
Here's a sweet popcorn mix-
ture that teen-agers can make
some Saturday morning. Pop 2
quarts of popcorn and put in a
bowl big enough to hold twice
the , amount; set aside. 'Combine
1 cup white corn . syrup, 1 cup
sugar, 1 cup water and 2 table-
spoons butter in a saucepan.
Cook over medium heat, stirring
constantly, until sugar is dis-
solved. Continue cooking, with-
out stirring to hard -crack stage.
Remove from heat and add a
squares unsweetened chocolate,
melted. iilend well. Slowly pour
over popped corn,' stirring until
uniformly .coated. Turn out' on
foil. Separate kernels, working
quickly. Let get cold.
SHOWY CATS WE HAVE KNOWN — Beam Ridge Hi-Fi, a cham-
pion Persian cat throws a nasty look at the camera, above, at a
White Plains, cat show. One of her prize ribbons serves as an
impromptu laurel wreath. She's from Tuckahoe, N.Y. Affection-
ate Tanya, 9 -month-old African lioness, rests on John Kipp, Jr.,
2, at a New York show, below.