The Seaforth News, 1952-07-10, Page 7A Few Samples Olt.
Irish. Wit and Humor
Trish judges, in common with
/Most, like to air their Latin in
court ---sometimes with unexpected
Seuuits,
In a case of alleged looting from
• wreck an old longshoreman,
Charged with larceny and receiving,
maid!: "Sure, I'm guilty, tete Lord,
but I did not know there was any
wrong hi it."
"I understand the prisoner has
pleaded guilty," said the , Crown
Prosecutor.
"He did ant," said the Chief
Duron, who was trying the case;
"he said he did not have the
animus furandi,"
"Indeed, me Lard, I did not,"
interposed the accused, "only an
ould lifebelt and a couple of Dare
and a small kegl"
Judge Richard Adams presided
over a .case in which an old lady,
knocked down by a pony trap at
n crossing, sued the driver. A eon-
etable testified that some female
garments hanging on, a line over
• wall may have scared the pony,
adding; " . whin the pony kern
Sound he just pricked up his ears
AU' he looked at thin, and thin the
wind blew them ut into all sorts
of quare shapes, an' the pony, be-
cause he couldn't make them out at
ell, be tuk fright,"
"Yes," said Adapts, "there is
something about that in Tacitus,
Omne ignotum pro magnifico."
"Your Honour has just took the
words out of me south," rejoined
the constable.
Very Interesting Casel
Sergeant A. M: Sullivan, Q.C.,
Belling these stories in his very
diverting memoirs, "The Last Ser
Jeant" says that the deafest judge
its Ireland was said to preside
its Tipperary,
Meeting him one day on a rail-
way platform, a barrister who used
to practise in his court, asked:
"Was there anything interesting in
court today, Judge?" "Eh?" The
question was shouted. "Oh, yes,
my dear Carson. A very interesting
case. I'm not quite sure what it
was exactly. I think it was a choral
society—there was sotnething about
Rhe singers disputing about an in-
strument. I think it was to harmon-
ium." Actually it was an action
over the price of a Singer sewing
machine!
Sir Francis Brady, Senior Crown
Prosecutor in Cork and County
Court Judge of Tyrone, was a fine
ususician, fond of whistling softly
in court. He was whistling an air
front "Thais" when the judge,
Pether O'Brien, told him to get
on with the case of an old lag.
Confused by this sudden demand,
:he turned over . the depositions of
material witnesses, calling only on
the tail of his team.
This gave Pether his chance.
'Gentlemen of the jury," he said,
"you have to find the prisoner
cot guilty and I have to diseharge
:him. It is a grave public scandal.
There can be no doubt of the pri-
soner's guilt, but, owing to the in-
competence of the conduct of the
prosecution, the material witnesses
have not been called."
Sir Francis turned with a grin to
Sergeant Sullivan, who was sitting
beside him, and said: "I don't give
a darn, I get my fee whether he's
acquitted or convicted. Besides, a
yuan like this fellow will start
stealing again as soon as he gets
out, and I'll get another fee to
prosecute him next sessions."
Knew Every Penalty
In his early days Serjeant Sulli-
van heard of a Miss Anthony, now
y lInspires Delicate fate New Jewelry
Delicate rhinestone tiara by Su-
intn is handsome, airy and light
tit feeling. Worn here as a
crown, it can easily become et-
cher a 'necklace or tiara or a
alnate strap en a strapless gown,.
lty bonding the wires.
Unique Method of Using Twisted 'Mire
Moises Pieces Usable in Various Forms
BY EDNA MIXES
IEWELItY with the look of .dewdrops trembling on te cobweb is not
only a new idea in costume jewelry, fashions, Ws ideal :for wear
on sheer, fragile summer dresses.
Designed by Sutain, this new jewelry sprang from a request of
the designer's three-year-old daughter for a "fairy tiara," He made
It for her, and from that carne the notion that big girls, as well as
small, might like such pieces.
Made by hand, these pieces are gossamer in effect. The newest
collection, for summer, features tiny flowers done in delicate motifs.
There are tiaras to be worn with matching earrings of white daisies,
blue forget-me-nots, and yellow black-eyed Susans. There's another
special series of stylized flowers In a rainbow of opalescent pastels.
rhe entire collection includes glittering rhinestones, synthetic
pearls, jet and porcelain beads, and all of them handled for an airy,
fragile affect,
Because the stones are hand -set on hand -twisted wires, the pieces
are versatile. The tiara, for instance, can be worn as a necklace, too,
or as one strap on a strapless evening gown.
Iridescent petals with brilliant
rhinestone centers are set by
hand into flexible metal wires
and shaped into taurines, pins
and tiara -necklaces. These are
ideal for wear : wills pale
colored, sheer summer &recces.
dead, who was so learned in law
that she knew every penalty for
technical infringement. She black-
mailed the country as a cotmnon
informer, lived on assaults, false
imprisonments, libels, slanders, and
so forth. After stinging the laity
she turned to the clergy and made
a pions "retreat" at the Abbey of
Mount Melleray, telling the saintly
abbot there that if she were not
to become a permanent member of
the hostel she Hurst have money
with which to depart.
She would, therefore, secure a
loan of f15 by leaving with the
monastery five sheep she had driven
up. The abbot lent her the L5. She
returned in a week and repaid R—
and as a token of her esteem pre -
seated him with a writ for a g,200
penalty, payable to the common
informer, for that the abbot, not
being a licensed pawnbroker, had
taken in pledge certain chattels,
namely five .sheep!
Although there was really no an-
swer to it, the Sergeant's brother-
in-law, Maurice Healy, luckily
found that she had made some
technical mistake, so that time she
lost her claim.
After coming to England to de-
fend Roger Casement, Sergeant
Sullivan also practised at the Eng-
lish Bar and was made a Bencher
and Treasurer of the Middle Tem-
ple. He covers a wide field of law
experience, grave as well as gay,
in this wise, revealing book.
LE t
Data Andrews.
.A heavy main meal should be
followed by a light dessert, while
a light steal calls for something a
bit mare substantial to follow.
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Once your dessert is planned, it
becomes a dish apart that can be
made without regard to the delicate
timing of the rest of the meal.
Often it can be made in the mor-
ning or even the day before it is to
be served.
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Sime diners prefer very simple
food with which to finish a dinner
and welcome a tray of cheese, nuts
and as -is fruit, but most hostesses
like to serve more formal desserts.
These range front simple bread
pudding to elaborate baked
Alaskan, and one can always be
found to suit both the tastes of the
diners and general over-all plan of
a meal.
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Baked Alaskas seem to many
cooks the apex in dessert malting,
but they are not too difficult for
the home cook. If you'd like to
know how this delicacy is made at
the Drake Hotel in Chicago, here
is the recipe:
Mercy Mission Edits:—A dramatic bid by officers and crewmen of
the Canadian Pacific liner Empress of France to save the life
of an injured British seaman on the freighter Roonagh Head,
came to light when the big Empress docked at Montreal. This
picture, taken by third officer Alan Shard, shows the liner's
emergency boat battling heavy seas to reach the injured man
who fell from the ship's mast in mid-Atlantic an Friday, The
mercy mission failed when the liner's doctor, K. W. Beamont,
event aboard and decided that the Injured seaman who had a
fractured skull could not be moved. He died later. The seaman
was burled at sea.
BAKED ALASKA
Sponge, white or chocolate cake,
a/q to 1 inch high
1 cupful white of eggs
2 cups granulated sugar
Ice cream
Beat eggs until firm adding
sugar gradually until it is ab-
sorbed and the mixture is firm.
Trim edges of united cake and
place on it a brick of. bulk ice cream
about tie to 4 inches high. Shape
ice creast in mound or brick form
to suit taste or occasion, in saote
outline as cake. Cover ice cream
and cake with. meringue (decora-
tions of meringue can be applied
with pastry tube). Bake at 500° F.
Remove cake when meringue has
touch of light golden brown (3
minutes or less),
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A fruit pudding that combines
either fresh or canned ,pears or
peaches with a quickly made pack-
age pudding is Pear Ambrosia.
PEAR AMBROSIA
1 package vanilla pudding mix
2 cups milk
• cup strawberry or cherry jam
2 cup diced fresh or canned pears
1 cup ready -to -eat bran
IA cup brown sugar
2 tablespoons butter or gargarine
1 teaspoon cinnamon
Prepare pudding according to
package directions; cool. Put 1
tablespoon jam in bottom of each
sherbet glass (you'll need six
glasses.) Add spoonful of pears
and cover with vanilla pudding.
Heat bran, brown sugar and cin-
namon in heavy frying pan until
sugar is melted, stirring constantly.
Remove from heat. Sprinkle bran
mixture over puddings just before
serving. Top with sweetened
whipped creast.
Another fruit pudding that is
welcome in the spring is a cake -like
rlurharb dessert. Bake it in an 8 -
inch square pan or in individual
custard cups. Serve it warm with
heavy cream.
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RRUBARB PUDDING
2 cups rhubarb cut in 1 -inch
pieces (r/ pound)
1 orange, cut 10 small pieces
34 cup sugar
1 cup sifted flour
1% teaspoons baking powder
_/ teaspoon salt
cup shortening
1/4 cup sugar
1 egg
r/ teaspoon vanilla
Vs cup milk
Combine rhubarb, orange and
clip sugar. Divide mixture evenly
into 6 greased custard cups (or
pour into greased pan). Sift to-
gether flour, baking powder and
salt. Cream together shortening
and %t cup sugar; add egg and
beat well. Add vanilla to milk. Add
to creased mixture alternately
with flour mixture. Stir until
sntootit, Drop batter in rinibarb
mixture almost filling custard
cups. Bake at 375° F. for 30.
minutes. Umnold so the rhubarb is
on top.
Everyone likes strawberry short-
cake when berry season conies
Kitty's Crossed -up —"Snowball,"
the cross-eyed cat, is a feline
rarity, but she's not complain-
ing. She can't see well enough
to chase mice, and doesn't hear
so well, but her mistress, Mrs.
Elsie Ward sees that kitty wants
for nothing, and Snowball is
looking forward to nine easy
lives.
around, and here is an extra de luxe
one that stakes a special treat for
your fancily. Ladle big, red sweet-
ened berries generously over this
melt -in -your -mouth cake, then pile
whipped cream on top.
PECAN SHORTCAKE
2 cups sifted flour
Vs cup shortening
3 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
3 tablespoons sugar
1 egg
, ' cup m
' r/ cup broken pecan meats
Sift together flour, baking pow-
der, sugar and salt, Cut in short-
ening until mixture is consistency
of cornmeal. Combine well the egg
and milk and add to flour mixture.
Add pecans. Stir only enough to
form soft dough. Turn onto lightly
floured board. Knead six times.
Roll to 34 -inch thickness. Cut into
12 biscuits about 3 inches wide.
Put one biscuit on top of another
to formsixdouble-deck shortcakes.
Bake at 450° F. about 12 minutes.
Serve hot or cold whichever you
like with strawberries, between and
on top of stortcake.
Choose Stockings
With Real Care
Did you know that stockings ac-
tually can create an illusion of
width or slenderness? It's true,
though, so before you buy another
pair, study your legs carefully in
a full length mirror.
If you feel they are on the
heavy side, always choose stockings
with a darkened seam, and always
keep your seams straight. If your
legs are heavy, select deep color
tones. Think of your stocking
shades as you do your make-up.
Dark disguises; light emphasizes,
so leave those pale and bright col-
ors to the girls with thin legs.
A boon for legs lacking in curves
are seamless stockings. They defi-
nitely will make your legs look
more rounded and you don't have
to worry about wandering seams.
Don't overlook the heels of your
stockings, either. If you have
thick ankles, your stocking heels
should have a definite line to them,
and if you like a design. Narrow
ankles look best in stocking with-
out a heel line.
Don't have tory illusions about
your legs. but see that they create
a favorable illusion for others.
COMPLIMENTARY!
For a birthday treat the small
nephew of a well-known actress
went to one of her performances
for the first time, and at the end
of the show was taken to her
dressing -roost. After she had ask-
ed him how he had enjoyed the
play, lie asked rather worriedly:
"Do you really kiss that man?"
"Well," said his aunt, sniffing,
"yes, as. a matter of fact, I do."
A look of revulsion, slightly tin-
ged with incredulity, appeared on
the boy's face. "Doesn't he mind?"
he said.
A Felt: Bag That's
Simple To Make
The bag is made of felt, which
can be bought in all the hues of
the rainbow. The choice of size is
yours, too, depending on whether
you need a small purse, large shop-
ping bag or a knitting bag. 11 you
wish to line your bag, the small to
medium-sized bags take about 3/a
yard each of felt and lining. Lining
may be either of contrasting light
felt, or a taffeta or rayon,
You need no pattern. To make a s
handy zipper bag, cut two circles
in the size you wish, then cut a
long straight strip -about three
inches wide, and long enough to
go around their circumference (this
connects them). The edges may be
blanket -stitched but more often
they are pinked and then sewn on
the machine with an outside seam,
Make a slit in the long strip for;
a zipper, and add felt handles.
Simple, isn't it? This bag in vari-
ous sizes can serve as a vanity
case, a child's purse or a smart
shoulder bag.
If you prefer a drawstring bag,
just cut two felt rectangles, about
8 by 10 inches (for a small bag).
Pink the edges and round off the
lower corners, then sew together,
leaving the tap open. Face the top
edges and a space for the draw-
string (doubled felt or silk cord) to
run through. Line the bag with
bright taffeta, and trace tool cut
out a felt applique to set off the
purse. -
For a small shopping or knitting
bag, cut two rectangles about 12
by 15 inches. Snip off the lower
corners instead of rounding them.
Then make a three inch gusset
from a straight piece of a con-
trasting shade and sew it between
front and back, down one side,
across bottom, and up other side.
Leave top open, and attach a wide
double strip of felt (about 3 inches
wide) Inc a handle, sewing one
end to the front and the other to
the back.
Decorate with any simple felt
flowers and leaves. Tulips are easy
to draw and cut out. Whatever
you do, have at least one "original"
summer bag—designed and made
by you.
HARD TO SWALLOW
When interviewed by a psychi-
atrist a ratan insisted that he had
swallowed a horse. None of the
usual tactics could persuade hint to
cliange this conviction, and the
psychiatrist derided to "operate."
The idea was to put the patient
under for a few minutes, and then,
while he was unconscious, to intro-
duce a horse into the operating -
theatre.
When the patient came to, the
doctor pointed to the horse and
said: "Well, that won't worry you
any more."
The patient shook • his head.
"That's not the one 1 swallowed,"
be said. "That's a bay. -My hors*
was white." -
HORSE TRADING
—From. Countryman's Year, by Haydn S. Pearson
AS it should be in a democracy, opinions vary as to what this country
needs most. But high on the priority list the countryman would put the
gentle art of trading horses, Time was, before the world was introduced
to robot bombs, booby traps, and jet planes, when a man could court
sufficient danger by letting it be known around the countryside that he
might be interested in a horse deal.
Direct and decisive city businessmen would not understand the
leisurely traditional ritual that is an integral part of a swap, When two
horse traders meet, professionals or amateurs, the amenities have to be
observed. By unwritten law such topics as the weather, crops, local,
state, and national politics are discussed or cussed. Then by slow and
circuitous paths the subject of horses is brought top.
The fanner is never especially interested in trading. Not according
to his say-so. He has thought of it, yes. But not seriously. It is just
one of those things. Old Jerry is 0 good, solid chunk of horseflesh. Maybe
he polls a little harder against the bit than he should. Yes, he is getting
along. Let's sec, ltc night be twelve, even thirteen years old. Just a
trifle lame in the off rear foot. Nothing serious. A few weeks in pasture
would clear everything up. Old Tom? Nothing wrong with hint. May
kick occasionally when startled, and chess the wood in his crib.
But a good, strong horse. Lot of work left in him. Age? Possibly
thirteen, or might lir fonrlrin. third to tell in a big, rugged horse like
hint.
We eottuteyuten do mrd pi mend to br authorities on international
diplomacy. We never ran an allied conference with a score or mare
cations taking part. Could be. however, that if the government saw fit
to include a fete really first-class horse traders in our delegation. the
average citizen would be less apprehensive idiom the results
Water Wheeler—Out of the water far the moment is this collapsible aqua -bicycle on displao.; 01 foe
annual inventor's fair in Paris. The 25 -pound bike, which folds into a three -foot -long suitcase, is
supported in the water by two plastic floats, Oil bath bearings facilitate propeller operation cid
prevent rusting.