The Seaforth News, 1950-04-27, Page 3Flying Saucers
Real, Or Imaginary
'lite toy+t, t V of the "flying
, • saucers" Nest, aceunied renewed
attention recently, this time even
by .'resident Truman hiittself. The
President said he was just as
puzzled as the treat fellow by the
latest flurry of reports about weird
anti wonderful sights in the sky.
A police chief in Illinois swore
he saw a ".strange disk -like object,
reddish in -the center, with blue
lights on the outer edges." ltesi-
• dents of an (Aldo city reported "two
Might lights itt the sky", each
trailing a streak of orange flame.
Other "saucer". stories popped up
int such widely scattered points as
Turkey, Argentina, G e r ttt a n y,
China and Chile, writes Joseph
Nolan in the New York Times,
The reports were reminiscent of
the ones that trade the rotutds
back in the summer of 1947. lit
;lune of that year, a bttsiretss than
named I<ennetit Arnold, piloting
his private plane in Washington
State, spied niue shimmering disks
cruising along in the vicinity of
Mount Rainier. He told his story
too, the newspapers and pretty
soots people all aver the couutry
were seeing "saucers." Some of
Ahem looked like "shiny chromium
hub caps oif a car." Others re-
sembled "an ice -creast cooe topped
with red," Still others suggested
a teardrop, a doughnut,- or a ball
of lire.
The United States Air Force in-
augurated "Project Saucer" to in-
vestigate and evaluate the reports.
Experts spent two years sifting
almost 400 cases. Their conclusion,
made public last December, was
that all of them could be accounted
for in one of three ways: (1) mis-
interpretation of various conven-
tional objects like balloons, meteors,
or birds in flight; (2) a mild forst
of mass hysteria; (3) pure hoaxes.
More Theories Than "Saucers"
But if the Air Force figured
that its official report would put
an end to speculation, it was under-
estimating the public curiousity
and imagination. If anything, the
theories have multiplied. Some rep-
resent an elaboration or variation
of the findings, while others have
a distinct Buck Rogerish flavor.
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Here are some of the ones that
have been put forth to explain the
celestial crockery:
Secret Weapon. The magazine
World Report says that the disks
are aircraft of a revolutionary de-
sign—a combination helicopter and
fast jet plane, It says well-docu-
mented accounts show these planes
to be 105 feet in. diameter and
circular in shape, with what ap-
pear to he jet nozzles all around
th-e_ outer rim. Indications are, ac-
cording to the magazine, that the
"saucers" are being developed by
the Navy. This story brought em-
phatic denials from the President
and front Defense Secretary Louis
Johnson. Mr. Truman said that if
there was any such project in the
works, he had not heard about it.
Igor Sikorsky. noted aeronautical
engineer and a pioneer in helicop-
ter design, commented: "I doubt
very much that at the present
stage of our knowledge w e could
combine a helicopter and a jet
plane in this fashion."
Could They Be Russian?
Soviet Missiles. Reports of "fly-
ing saucers" in Alaska and in
Scandinavia gave rise to specula-
tion that tine Russians might be
experimenting with some strange
new rocket,. Proponents of this
theory recalled that the Nazis
were far ahead of us in the de-•
velopnleret of guided missiles, and
that some of their top scientists
are now working for Russia. Air
Force investigators looked into
this prospect, hitt reported they
could find no subStantiatiou.
Weather Beckons. Military -au-
thorities believe a good many
"saucer cases are attributable to
weather observation balloons and
radar target balloons. The 'United
States Weather Bureau and the
armed forces have occasion to 1150
various types of 'these balloons to
gather information on atmospheric
euU(11000s. The radar balloons
dangle a six -cornered target of
aluminum foil which frequently
eatcltes tilt• sun's rays attd could
ht: utistakett for a flying disk,
Planets or Meteors. Among scien-
tists there is a strong suspicion
that some of •the perplexing sights
that have been reported may be
traced to Meteors tiashing across
the sky, or to the pianet Venus,
whichis the nearest major planet
to the earth,• \\'heft nee of the
mysterious disks was spotted in
Kentucky, an astronomer was
suuttuuned and he identified it posi-
tively as the planet, which at that
time happened to be particularly
close to the earth,
Seeing Things
Optical Illusions. The experts
point out that the sun, the star's
and the senses are in the habit of
playing tricks on us, Prof. C, C.
Wylie, University of Iowa astron-
omer, gives this example: "In driv-
ing west in the morning hours, if
an airplane crosses the road some
distance ahead, the sunlight re-
flected from its windows may
obliterate the outline of the plane,
giving the appearance of a round
or oval and brilliant spot of light
moving in the sky," Some illu-
sions become even more vivid.
when a person is in an airplane.
Interplanetary Visitors. The
"saucers" carry scouts from an-
other planet, intent on learning the
ways of the earth. This theory
was advanced recently by True
Magazine. It has a counterpart in
stories making the rounds on the
'West Coast to the effect -that one
of the disks crashed and that a
body was thrown free of the
wreckage, the body of a monkey-
-like creature about three feet tall.
The Air Force insists that its in-
testigations "lend no support to
the view that the 'saucers' may
come from another planet."
Despite the frequency with which
the flfly:ug disks have turned up,
most people have trouble discussing
them with a straight face. Soviet
Deputy. Foreign Minister Andrei A,
Gromyko, in a rare moment of
whimsy, suggested that perhaps
they were caused by a Russian
discus thrower who didn't know his
own strength.
Warble—Or War
Whoop?
Howard Young, former student
of zoology, conies forth with the
tad news that the robin's melodic
spring warble is a war whoop. Male
robins tend to return to the sante
area year after year, and they
conte prepared to battle for their
summer hone. "The birds strike
mainly with the beak," says Young,
but one closely observed male "was
clearly seen to rake with its claws."
Though the fights are usually silent,
the "load, caroling -song" may be
both a declaration of territorial
aggrandizement and a call for a
trate. Females, too, are adept at
driving strangers from the terri-
tory selected for the nesting site.
Yoang says that the females do a
little better than the reales—win
more lights.
Ad, from Stre.etsville newspaper:
For sale: new' dog -house. $10.
Suitable Inc large dog or small
husband,
Well -Dressed tior War—Int keeping withspring's emphasis on
clothing styles, two me•mbers of the •armed forces Model what
the well-dressed airman r,r sailor will wear to an invasion. Step-
ping; out of a loan-!n'esstuc chamber,- left, an Air Force private
wears a casual ensemble consisting of,three jackets and two
pairs of pants (all worn at the -Saute lime), with a snappy
oxygen Mask setting oil' the high-altitude older. '1.11e -fashion-
conscious swinutcr, right, shows of( a svelte, ;ea -green, one-
piece rubber suit representing Ute style trend for the 'Navy's
underwater demolition teams, .Black rubber tins and -gloves colt-
rti;tne the accessories, -with a tfatasparentface mask adding for
final touch,
Doggie Blood Donor—"Qaeenie," a sad -eyed mongrel, is, the
heroine of an auitual hospital. Shown with attendant Hubert L.
Mader, "C?ucenit:" has given her blood to more than 200 other
animals needing it. 'i'he tiny black puppy at the right has just
received some of her canine corpttsclee.
Modern Etiquette
By Roberta Lee
Q. I've heard that correct fortu
now dictates that one should light
one's own cigarette front a match
first, beinre lighting his compare -
ions, because of the initial taste of
sulphur when a match is struck.
Is this correct?
A. No; it is still the proper
thing to light your companion's
cigarette first. If you wish to a-
void the sulphur taste, wait just a
moment after striking the match
before offering it to your friend..
Q. \\'ho decides on the color
scheme and style of dresses worts
by the staid -of -honor and brides-
maids at a wedding?
A. The bride.
Q. Is it prober for a woman to
send flowers to a roan who is ill
in a hospital?
A. Yes, this is always a nice
gesture.
0, How long before the wed-
ding is it permissible to send a
wedding gift?
A. It desired, one may send is
as early as two months in advance
of the wedding, although usually
one sends it as soon as the invita-
tion is received.
Q. If a man and a woman are
in a crowded elevator, is it per-
missible Inc the tnnan to step out
first if the woman is in the back
of the car?
A. Yes, provided he is closer
to the door.
Q. Isn't it a breach of etiquette
to spear bread from its plate with
the fork.
A. Yes, this is one of worst.
Q. Is it all right to use a hand-
lcerchief while at the table?
A. Yes, if absolutely necessary.
But above all, be sure that it is
clean and fresh -looking. Never
be guilty of pulling out a soiled
handkerchief at the table.
Q. Is it all right to take several
kinds of foods upon the fork at one
tint e?
A, This is not good form. Do
not attempt to take upon the fork
more than one kind of food at a
time.
Q. Can yott suggest a good
phrase I can use when extending
my good wishes to a new bride at
het wedding reception?
A One good form is; "I hope
you are very happy, and I'm sure
you will be."
Q. Isn't it alt right to expect-
orate while walking along the
street.
A. This is an indecent habit
at any time, but to do so in the
company of another person is un-
pardonable, and is an insult to that
person. If absolutely necessary,
use a handkerchief as unobtrusive-
ly as possible, and don't be guilty
of the vile habit of examining the
contents of the handkerchief. Dis-
pose of it as quickly as possible,.,
A FURNITURE COMPANY
in .(Ianover, announced h was in-
troducing a special chair- for tele-
vision viewing. Modeled after au
old English cockfight chair, it is
straddled by the sitter, and has an
elbow support and a place to set
a driul..
Itulirtg hr chief magistrate of
Newark, Nev. Jersey: A flirt may
whistle once at a woman without
injuring her tiltntity or getting into
trouble.
Other Papers
Pull Boners Too
Let Joy Be Unconfined
"Dr. Charles DeVol was a guest
of the men's missionary movement
Monday evening in the church.
Twenty -tight ntentbers, and five
guests attended."
From Salem (Ohio) News:
After All, It's No Laughing Mattes
"Governor Warren slipped a com-
bination engagement -wedding ring
on Barbara's finger. Then, without
lifting her veil, he killed her. She
was smiling but the governor's ex-
pression was serious.'
From Wilmington (Del.)
Every Evening
Maybe They Mean Fuselage
"Miss Dee David also was
wounded in the fusilade."
From N.Y. Herald -Tribune.
That's Real Foresight
"The ABC Club is - operating a
stand east of the city limits for
the sale of firecrackers. and night -
works. The proceeds from the sale
of the fireworks will he used to help
furnish McKeeney's new hospital."
From Western Kansas World.
Gun Shoots Hay
F. W, MYMoff'et, jr., a farmer,
has invented a gun with which
he has been shooting hundreds of
bales of hay into a loft every year.
Moffet's gun has a pneumatic
cylinder into which a bale of hay
is dropped, piston and rod, and a
pusher plate to heave the bale. An
air tank holds a measured amount
of compressed air which serves as
the propellant. The compressor is
charged by a five -horse -prover en-
gine. At a pressure of 200 pounds,
the guts heaves a fifty -eight -pound
bale a height of twenty-one feet
and a horizontal distance of forty-
eight feet. The gun can be pointed
to take proper aim. It shoots ac-
curately enough to send bales
through open doors at the rate of
a little less than three a minute.
BURGLARS w -ho broke into a
home in Elizabeth, where the folks
were away, spent so much time
watching the television programs
that they had to leave before they
could steal anything,
Highlight your party ptutch by
floating lemon slices into which you
have stuck •-- and lighted ._ birth-
day candles.
Merry Menagerie-ByWaliDisaey
"I got the idea from a St. Ber
nerd friend of mine who just
arrived from Switzerland!"
Reds Ready To Turn On Heat
In Cold War With Tito
ROME, Italy. -The long -situ•
storing feud betty,:'on Soviet Ruasitt
and Yugoslavia, it is believed herr,
will boil over this spring.
Italian political •circles in close
contact with developments in tits
• Stalin«'Pito private cold war pre -
diet that increased Soviet armed
pressure against the Belgrade gen.
ernment utas- be only a few' weeks
away.
Where and bow this pressure
Will be applied is the big question
marls. Perhaps Stalin will call for
armed attacks against Yugoslavia
by one or two of Moscow's satel-
lites (probably Romania and/or
Albania). Or possibly lte will work
through increased internal pressure
and partisan warfare. -
But it is regarded as siguilicatit
that border clashes between Yugo-
slavia and the satellite ccutttries,
unprecedented in violence and
scope, have increased markedly ha
the past few weeks.
c
Even wore significance is attri-
buted by persons intimately fami-
liar with the Kremlin's methods
and policies to Moscow's charge
that a recent meeting of American
diplomats in Athens was a "crim-
inal plot" designed to set up a new
"nest of aggression" in the Bal-
kans,
"The creation of the Athens -
Belgrade Axis" the Romanian
newspaper Pravda said on March
28, 'means nothing less than the
inclusion of Yugoslavia in the ag-
gressive North Atlantic Pact,
transforming Yugoslavia into a
base of American imperialisnt
with all the fateful consequences
Inc the Yugoslav people."
If Yugoslavia is now a "base of
American imperialism," how much
longer,. it is asked here, will Mos-
cow tolerate its existence?
5.
At the same time, there are
strong indications that Albania,
which is today little more than a
Soviet armed fortress and submar-
ine base at the mouth of the
Adriatic, has been designated as
Moscow's spearhead in the forth-
coming attack against Yugoslavia.
This role, it is said, was assigned
to Albania at a secret meeting of
the Cominform held recently on
the Hungarian -Yugoslav border.
A half -primitive country popu-
lated by about a million rugged
peasants and. mountaineers, Al-
bania is one of the traditional
trouble spots in the Balkans. Its
geographic position—bordering on
Yugoslavia and Greece and close
to Italy—is of incalculable strate-
gic value to the Russians.
Since 'Titre's break with the
Cominform, Albania, once closely
allied to Yugoslavia, has - been
completely sealed of' front the rest
Albanian political leaders recently
of the world. But a number of
managed to escape front Tirana.
According to these refugees,
Moscow's tiniest 'People's Demo-
cracy" is a land of silent terror.
Premier Enver Hoxha has been
stripped -of all power and is vir-
tually a prisoner of the Russians.
Although a loyal Stalinist and the
first Cominform stalwart to attack
Tito, Premier Hoxha had studied
in western countries and has many
ties with the West,
It is reported that last spring
he secretly asked Great Britain and
the United States to grant l:lttt new
diplomatic r'ecognitiott. Titus, the
Albanian refugees report, Premier
Iloxba's purge is only a ttuestion
of tithe.
'.file undisputed rulers of. Al -
Ionia, it is said, are the Soviet
Minister, Dimitri Cltuvakltin, tvlto
once served as a diplomat it; \Vasli-
ittgtcat, and a Major General N. J.
Pavlov, who commands a well-.
trained force of 5000 Russian "tech-
nicians" and about 12,000 former
Greek Communist guerrillas.
Meanwhile, Pito, who is au ex,
pupil of Stalin, is trying desper-
ately to weaken the ranks of the
Cominform in Western Europe. A.
group of his agents, who before
his break with the (on:inform
vrnrktd itt close contact t.itlt the
Italians, are now opera-. nig butlt
in Milan and Rome where they
seek to split the Italian L'omrttun-
t .'arty.
That they are achieving :some
success is perhaps best proven
by the fact that tate party of
Paltniro Togliatti, whu v. as him-
self recently criticized severely by
the Cominform for "weak leader-
ship," has had to expel eight of
its functionaries for Titoism. Tog-
liatti also warned the Italian Com-
munists "to intensify vigilance
against Titoist agents."
As in France and elsewhere in
Western Europe, the Italian Po-
litburo is sharply divided between
"extremists" and "moderates."
Latest reports say that, unless
wiser heads prevail, the extrem-
ists are preparing an attempt to
blow up U.S. Atlantic Pact arms
scheduled to arrive its Naples
sometime this month.
Low Summer Rates
To Southern Ports
Material reductions in the fares
are announced by the United Fruit
Company for its Cruises and Tours
to Havana and Guatemala. The
popular 17 -day cruise sailing every
Friday from New York will start
at $360. This fare include_ a 3;4
day shore program its the high-
lands of Guatemala.
For those passengers tortuuate
enough to have another wreck at
their disposal, the Great White
Fleet offers a 24 -day tour front
New York which includes a com-
prehensive 11 -day program in the
magnificent highlands of Guate-
mala. The fare starts at $465 and
includes inland transportation by
rail and automobile as well as A
comprehensive program of sight-
seeing and hotel accommodations in
double roosts with private hath and
all steals during the visit ashore.
Other cruises and tours are also
available at attractive summer
rates. For example, passengers may
embark at New York and transfer
either at Havana or Puerto Barrios,
Guatemala for Company vessels in
the New Orleans service, returning
to the port of New Orleans. Con-
versely, passengers may also em-
bark at New Orleans to enjoy a
cruise, making transfer along the
line to vessels in the New York
service with eventual return to that
port.
Twincredible ! !-- Manna Guernsey cow, "Brownie," ,tare in
what appears to be sheer astonishment at her newly -born twin
calves, "Con" and "Tracy." The double surprise was just as tin -
expected to farm owner William 'Kleiman. 'i'hese do not happen
to he the twins referred to in this week's "Chronicles of Clinger
Farm" :`0 1t would, seem that cow must lie going in i't,r
gttattfity prodmrtinn.
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