The Seaforth News, 1934-05-03, Page 4WAGE FOUR.
THE SEAFORTH NEWS
THURSDAY,MAY 3, 1934.
THE SEAFORTH NEWS.
Snowdon Bros., Publishers,
WALTON.
Mr. J. W. Morrison and wife, of
Toronto, accompanied by Miss Flor-
tenee .'Alderson of 'North Bay, made a
tying visit here on Saturday by mo-
tor and spent the day `Atli relatives
and frit d ".
Miss i i went' Alderson joined her
sister, Miss Eva 'Alderson, now•stay-
ang with \lr, and Mrs. James•Bishop
.here, pad epeat a few pleasant hours
with their brother, James and his
wife and young son u nthe 17th con.
o€ Grey township,
\1r. and Mrs. J. W. Morrison con-
cluded their trip by going to Port Al-
bert accottapanied by Sirs. T. "Clark
mf Morris township, Mrs. J. Bishop
and Mr. R. W. Hoy of •Walton and
-spent a short time with the latter's
father, William Hoy, now stopping
withhis son, Mr. and Mrs, Robert J.
Boy of this place.
Rev. Mr, 'Chandler visited air. and
:Mr:. P. B. Gardiner Thwrsday of last
meek.
Miss Jean Drager holidayed with
'.iter friend in 'Goderich last aveek,
Miss !Helen Steiss returned to Kit-
•chener after spending two weeks'
holidays with her mother, Mrs, Dan.
Steiss.
'Miss 'Olive 'Bolger of Stratford
spent the week end with her parents,
Mr. and Mrs, John Bolger.
Miss Isobel 'Ritchie of Stratford
Normal spent the week end with her
parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Racine,
3Miss Lena Drager who has been
visiting at Preston has returned
'horn e,
VARNA.
Farm Machinery and
Repairs
Come in and see -our New and
Used Cars
Agent for Chrysler, DeSoto
and Plymouth
JOHN GALLOP
AGENT FOR FROST FENCE SUPERTEST GAS and OILS
All Repairs and Labor Cash.
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* NEWS AND INFORMATION
* FOR THE BUSY FARMER
* (Furnished by Ontarto Depart-
w neat of Agriculture,)
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We are now buying EGGS
at Highest Market Prices for
CASH. Give us a trial now,
Prompt, courteous service,
Best prices for Cream.
Seaforth
Creamery
C. A. Barber, Prop.
STAFFA.
\tlr. Clarence ,Norris of Toronto is
spending his holidays under the par-
ental roof.
Mrs, C, Stewart of Exeter is visit -
We are glad to report that Mrs, ing with her parents, Mr, and Mrs,
Fred Austin is improving after her 'G, G. Wilson.
recent illness. Mr, and Mrs. M. ,Hodgert and
Miss Helen Johnston has returned :hildreu of London spent Sunday
+!tome from. the Seaforth hospital, al -1 with Mr. and Mrs. J. M, 1Ivlle•r.
-so Master Bobbie Reid from Clinton 'Hiss Cooper of Seaforth is visit -
hospital. ing her sister, Mrs. F. (Hambley.
Word has been received of the; Mr. and Mrs, Harry (Leslie, IStrat-
death of Rev, R. A. Miller of Learns; ford, spent Sunday with Mr. and
'ington, a former pastor of the Varna Mrs. 'Geo. Butson.
Methodist `Church. I Mr. Harvey 'Leslie spent the week -
Rev. Chapman of Toronto preached end in Atwood with Mrs, Lesiie,
:in the United 'Church on Sunday last The YtP;S, attended a'Ra`Ily in the
in the interest of the Temperance Te- Zion United Church on Sunday •even-
.deration. ing and on Monday evening they
Beginning with .next Sunday the were the guests of the Munro Y.P.S.
''United Church will hold their serv- The annual •meeting of the Worn -
:ices at 7.30 in place of 7. en's' Institute was .held recently. Mrs
Mr. and Mrs. ;Ross Chapman and 'Jas, Hill presided for •the election:
Family spent Sunday at the hone of (Hon. Pres.—Mrs. A, A. Colduhoun,
'Mr. and Mrs. Fred MoClymont, Mrs. J. M. 'Warden; Pres. Miss
tL.O.L. 1035 will hold their regular 'Margaret Davis: 1st Vice — Miss
`lodge meeting on• Thursday of this 'Helen D. Pringle: 2ncl Vice —Mrs
„eek. Jar , Hill; 'Sec.-Treas.--Miss Vera L
The W.M.S. of the United Church Hatnbley; Asst. Sec. — Mrs, T. J.
will hold their monthly meeting at Parsons; 'Directors—Mrs. F. C. Al -
the parsonage on Thursday of this len, Mrs. A. McLachlan, Mrs. J, A.
week. An invitation has been extend- Sadler, Mrs. L. Coigdhoun; District
ed to the ladies of .Blake and Gosh- Director—Mrs, A. llc'Lachlan;Pian-
en ists Mrs. 1,. Colgate -tun, Mrs. R,
Several from here attended the fu- 31 cC illoch; Auditors — Mrs. A. \V.
'neral of the late Mrs, Rubt. McClin- Norris. Mrs, O. W. Reed; Standing
they which took place on Monday Committees —Health Mrs. Arthur
Mrs. Wilson of /Atwood was re- Colquhoun; 'Legislation, alter- P, J,
-newing acquaintances in that vicinity Parsons; Canadian Industries—Miss
over the week end. Pringle; Historical Research, Mrs,
Miss Emily Beatty and Mr. Latham 1-1. Currie; hone economics, Mrs. A.
of London spent Sunday with friends ,I. Shale; Education, Mrs. L. Butson;
-here. !Agriculture, Mrs. R. McCulloch; int -
The Dramatic Club of Trinity migration. Mrs. \Vm. ;Houghton, re -
Church, Bayfield; will give a. play en- lief, Mrs. Thos. Laing; Bower Mrs.
titled "Phillip For Short," in St. 0. W. Reed; delegates to district
JaTh't's Church, Varna, Friday, May annual in Mitchell, May 25, Miss M.
;111 The play has been given at Bay- Davis; Mrs. A. McLachlan, Mrs. D.
field and Zurich and has been en- Colguhoun, Mrs. W. Mahaffy, Mrs. F.
joyed by all w -ho have had the pleas- C. Allen; program committee, Mrs.
are of hearing it. 11'. J. Parsons, 'Mrs. Archie Jeffry,
Mr.. W. J. Fell, Mrs.. O. W. Reed,
3!r;. F. C. Allen, 'Mrs. Bowman gave
LONDESBORO a reading from Nina Moore Jantie-.
st's book; Mrs. A, McLachlan read
The passing of Miss Sara C. Barr the current events and Hiss :Marion
;;hitch occurred early Thursday mor-; Drake favored with an instrumental.
ring cast a gloom over the village. The dessert reeines a ere in -cliarge
+Deceased had been in poor health of Mrs, /j, A. Sadler and Mrs. Allen,
:and confined to her ,hone for the after which a goodly number entered
'pact four months and under the doc- in the homemade dress parade.
tors care, For about. a month she had
Miss Moore. R.N. and the best •of HILLSGREEN
.,are was given her. None realized the
end was so near. Miss Barr was a Mrs. Rnht. 'Love is spending a feu
member of the United Church, 'Lon-
weeks with her son, Mr. and Mrsdesboro, and an active worker in the .11os' Love,
\V.M.S. and also the 6\roman's Insti- Miss Edna Cochrane, RN., of To -
tote. She had a kindand '.leery lis- rnntn, spent a very pleasant vacation
position and will be missed in many rn the Queen City quite recently and
wit . She and her brother, 'George, ,v sire is at her pttreec ' haat'.
- ,n the lata concession t \!r. and Mrs -s- las. Lore spent a feu
1ullel 'tics recently with their daughter
Fiin
.a 4't it distance front the
�,'5 rtlia, 3!r. and Mrs. \V. Huxtable.
highway, for many years. About
Sirs. AV, ,Huxtable returned with her
three years ago they sold their farm
to \d r. James Crawford and came to parents for Phe remaining weekdays.
the village to reside. The funeral was 'Intl her husband spent Sunday attd
held from the United Church, Rev. his wife returned with hint to Centra -
',.:'\r, Gardiner officiating. .Banat la'
-rook place at the Union cemetery, \\ e are sorry to lose the former.
.filyth. Those •left to .mourn Inc loss
Miss Ruth Richardson from the Parr
are one brother, 'George, of Landes -
bora
SMr ;attends making her home in.
.bora and four sisters, Mrs. King of 'Stratford with her husband, Mr.
`Bayfield and the three sisters in the Phomas Chuter, formerly of Varna,
West. The pallbearers were ''Ernest 'We understand Mr. Chatter 'has taken
Adams, Alex, Wells, Win. Caldwell, 't position with the Lloyd Company,
Frank Littler John Scott and W m. of Stratford, .Congratulations to the
Lyon, voting couple and best wishes.
Quite a number of the ladies of the
Mr, .and Mrs. W. Richardson visit
W.MaS. attended the Presbyterial at ed t'ise latter's parents in Hensel+. re
v, Clinton on Tuesday. cently and also their grandmother and
'Mr. and Mrs. Archie Radford of aunt, Mrs. Walker ,Carlile of Hens.all.
soimossms
DUBLIN.
Mr. Lewis Krauskopf and sister,
Mrs, 'Robert ;McCormick of Detroit
visited over the week -end with their
parents, Mr. and 'Mrs. James Kraus -
1 opf, lDublin,
Ilf warm weather .con'tinues, seed-
ing will he the order of tlhe day.
Miss Weenie 'McConnell, Galt, spent
Sunday with her father, •Mr. Frank
McConnell.
Mrs, Kathleen Feeney has purchas-
ed .Mr. M. 5, 'Kliukhamer's beautiful
cottage on the main street,
Mr, Jiosep'h Looby has gone to De-
troit and Saginaw for a visit
• Mrs, Elizabeth .Keys ;Nagle, gradu-
ate of !National School of Elocution
and Oratory, 'Philadelphia, eight years
on the •staff of
'O'tta'wa Normal School,
has opened a studio at her Dublin res-
idence, Matilda street, for public
speaking, dranra'tics, 'cultivation of Thevoice in song and speech. 'Physical
ctn!ture for health, ease, grace. Any
week day except Thursday. 'Arrange-
ments can be made for public recitals.
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The Care and Planting of Trees
3l.any farmers will be receiving the
small trees that are distributed free
for plantation, w•oodlot nod wind-
break pleating. The success of the
planting will depend larged on the
care the trees receive before they are
planted and the planting method.
T:he,roots should .be kept anoint un-
til the trees are planted. 'The trees are
shipped with the roots packed in wet
chess. They may be kept moist and
sale until they are planted by several
methods.
a. •i.f planting will be dome within a
few days they may be left undisturb-
ed in the shpping box, The box
should be placed in a cool place. The
top isthen opened and a pail of we-
toared through ,the roots.
ST. COLUMBAN.
Mr, Robert McGrath of Detroit is h
spending a week at his one here.
Mr, and. Mrs, Joseph Moylan of
d(itcltener called an friends here on
'Sunday.
Misses Lucy IBurke and S. Queenan
of ;London• spent the week end at the
former's home In Hibbert,
Miss Eileen 'Eckert spent the week
end with her sister, •Mrs, .James .lZe-
Quaid.
Mr, and 1'Irs..Arthur O'Connor and
daughter spent the week end with his
father, Mr. James 'f)f'atror'Sr.
Misses 'Agnes and Gertrude Mc-
Grath of kitehener were home over
Sunday.
VMiss Mary O'Connor, R.N., of De -
trait= spent 6untlay at her home in
Hibbert.
Messrs. Janes, ;Joseph and -Francis
'Gallagher of Toronto called on their
uncle Mr. Jolts"Delaney, on Sunday.
Miss Anne Feeney returned to Tor-
onto on Monday.
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McKILLOP.
On Sunday, May 6th, services of
special interest will be conducted at
Duff's, !Bethel and Cavcn Church,
Winthrop. The day is to be known'
a: •\''ears Day," and it may become
an annual event in the life of McKil-
lop Pastoral Charge. A men's choir
of about twenty voices has been c110 -
sell front the congregation of the
three churches and this choir will
render special music at all three ser-
vices. This choir is under the ably
er •ts p
2. Lf planting is not going to be
done for a week, or if there is a large
number of tree's, they may be :he•eled
in a cultivatedground, preferably ,in
the shade 'A trench is dug on an angle'
of approximately 45 degrees acrd the
trees are dipped in water and then
Placed along tie trench with the
roots down. The roots and s'tetn•s
are covered with 13"=4" of soil and on-
ly the tops are left showing. The soil
should be pressed well around the
roots and brush or 'burlap over the
trees will prevent excettSive evapora-
tion frau the trees and drying of the
soil.
3. A convenient method of holding
small trees for planting is to .fi!l a tub
•or pail, if there are only a few trees,
two thirds full of water.' There is no
clanger of the roots drying by this
method, and tate trees may be trans -
parted to the planting site in the tub
or pail,
The best method to keep the trees
moist during planting operations :is to
carry them in a pail with roots in wa-
ter.
Planting in 'furrow's an sod, land is
cheat; and is usually successful on
light, sandy soil. Shallow, wide fur-
rows are plowed six •feet apart if six
foot spacing is desired. The trees are
planted . its 'the bottom of the furrow
and the furrows are mot turned back,
Spot planting is best in woocilot and
planting ott good .agricultural soils, as
the trees are tia'b'te to be spoked out
,hy the rank ,grow•eh of the grass, The
sod is removed front a 142 foot
square and the tree is planted in the
centre.
at is advisable to make one side of
the holevertical and it should be eteers
enough to allow the roots to hang
straight down, Tiie tree is laid against
the vertical side of the hole with the
tree at The same level as it w•as in the
nursery. The soil should be pressed
around the roots and this can be
-lone by placing the foot firmly beside
the tree.
Dated Canadian Cheese.
.Infuture all Canadian cheese and
all packages containing cheese will be
narked with the dale of manufacture.
By (Order in Council, dated Marc;
19th, the date :of manufacture will be
applied to the cheese within twenty-
four hours ,of the time it is removed
from the press.
,According to J. IF. Singleton, Dairy
and 'Cold Storage 'Commissioner For
Canada, the adoption of this practice
seems likely not only to meet the
wishes of a substantial number of re-
tailers of Canadian clheese, but also,
to have a betrraficial influence in mar-
keting
keting our so-called "fodder" cheese.
1'f showing the dates of manufacture
will tend to break clown the prejudice
now .existing against our late fall
cheese, the work involved M apply-
ing the additional .marks to the cheese
and to the .boxes will be well worth
while.
Milk Price Increased
As a result of action act the part o:
the ,Ontario Minister of Agricu'iture
the price paid producers o'f mirk in
the 'Windsor. Ontario, district, watt
advanced recently from $l,35 to $1.81
Per cwt. This is tett increase of 30
per cent to the producers in the Wes-
tern Ontario Milk Shed, The distrib-
utors agreed to accept the new price
an! to advance the charge to consum-
ers from '10c to Ile per quart and
from 6c to '7c per pint.
Current Crop Report
Latest reports front agricultural re-
presentatives declare that while little
rowith of fell wheat has taken
htderchip of Mr. (Roy ;BuFfin, with lace as ,ret, there is every indication
Mr. R,' Pryce as organist. The ser many districts that the loss from'
man topics of Rev. Mr. G. E..\4winter killing will :be heavy. !Ontario
row, the pastor, will be „or- Christian ,
and i1 eterborough •Counties definitely
Responsibility;': and "Success." I
ilAlfalfa is the report of SS. No. report at least Aof e crop al-
most ccompletelykkilled. and
4 \'fclKillop, for March and April: clovers have also suffered severely in
Sr. PV.—Geerge McClure 70%, Ar- many areas. The .loss of fruit trees is,
thur Henderson 66, Ross Gordon 5.9. Likewise serious, one .orchardist in
Jt ;TV,—'Alma Lawrence 83. Ontario .Coutrty reporting a loss of
Jr, altI.. Jaute.s Nasb 75, Lois' Hen- over three hundred black cherry trees.
Jerson 60. ; while widespread damage to apple
Sr. N.—Maxine Lawrence 62. I orchards is admitted, It is stilt ton
If,—John TT.endotson 70. • early to secure definite estimate; QE
Jr. TI. (Promoted at Easter) 'Beth the injury.
"ampbcll 30, Dorothy Huiser 75, The spring ha,s been backward iu
Clayton ,Heiser 50. Primer, Bill 1-Ien- ,n t counties, althn•ngh considerable
Iereen.
M. Wheatley Teacher: work on the laud has been done in
Southwestern Ontario. In Kent
The following is the report of tJ.-S. T anibton and other counties the seed -
112, (Grey and \fcI(i11n•p for March ing program is well under way.
Incl April, Those marked * missed. Strawberries 'gave wintered •fairly well
examinations, in ntos•t districts, 'T'he acreage of flue -
Sr. TSV. --(George 1M.c'Callutn 76%. cured tobacco int Norfolk will be re -
Jr. 'lat.—Archie 'Steele 7f7, Ross diced 3d per cent this year as a re
Coutts '517x, Winnifred McCallum 515, suit of a ca•mp•aign• for reduction
Donald Coutts 48x, Lorne MaCaulley among the growers.
45x.
Sr. 'IPIlt.—Evelyn Williamson 72. '
iSr. IS; -'Florence Williamson 79, Controversy Settled
Russel McCallum 1513, The protonged milk controversy
,Jr. '1It.-Viola :McCallum 57. I.— over tate price of milk in Hamilton
Vernice Machan, Pc, Roy William, which - commenced on February TIth
SOB. Yi. 'Robertson, Teacher. was settled recently when the price
of vnislc which had dropped from $1.8'1
to 1111.411 per cwt. was restored to the
former level. It is estimated that the
restoration of the former price to milk
orodlucers in this area means an
rit.tn.tal $6;i i0 per week,
Toothache and neuralgia are in-
stantly relieved with Douglas' Egyp-
tian Liniment. IA quick, sure' remedy.
Also recommended for burns, sprains,
;Blyth visited with Mr, and Mrs, J. P. ''site•' at the 'home, of Mr, and Mrs.sores and inflarnrrataon. -
,Manning on Sunday. I -V• Richardson.
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HURON 'PRESBYTERIAL
The eighth annual lmeeting a6 the
Iluron 'Presbyterial of the Women's
Missionary Society of ;the 'United
Church was held in Wesley-Wiielis
Church, Clinton, on Tuesday. bhe
morning session opening at half past
nine,
The day Was an ideal one for an
outing and a large number t'o'ok ad-
vantage of the opportunity to ,at-
tend, the church being well filled for
the opening of the session.
Mrs. A. W. Gardiner, of Lond'es-
horo, president, occupied the chair;
and Mrs. McKenzie of Egmond•vile
and Mrs. McDonnell Of Hen.sell led
in the worship period.
Mrs. (;Rev.) C. W. D. 'Casena,• wife
of the pastor of the convention
'hurch, gave the, address of :welcome,
speaking of the value of such fel-
lowship in the work and the inspira-
tion given Workers the comradeship
afforded. Mrs. W. P. Lane of Sea
-
fatal replied in like strain,also
stressing the value o'f goad comrade-
ship in. the work of the Kingdom.
The roll call was gone through.
Mrs. Greer of \ahinghant calling the
rola of Auxiliaries. There are 1,800
memibers of the W.MJS, 'Auxiliaries
in the Presbytery. Brucefield Auxil-
iary reported every anem,ber as giv-
ing systematically.
Mrs, G. W. Layton of lExeter call-
ed the roll of .fission Circles, re-
porting a membership of 2157. Dur-
in'g the year a number Have been pro-
moted to 'Evening Auxiliaries. She
suggested' that greater care be given
to sending in of „reports and that the
secretary should work'witlt the treas-
urer in ',talking out 'these reports,
Miss Mabel 'Bailie of Goderich call-
ed the C,G,LT. roll, reporting a good
membership and live groups.
Mrs. Wet[wo'od 01 Wfnghant re-
ported for the Mission !Bands, 29
bands being in existence, three new
last year, with at membership of 893.
an increase of 75.
Mrs, tF, G. Farrilt of 'Clinton re-
ported 24 Baby Bands, with a Mem—
bership of '5117. 29 subscribe to the
\Vor1d Friends.
3Irs. Colclough of 13ilyth, supply
secretary, reported that several of
the societies h•aci sent two hales last
year, one in June and one later on,
2,960 pounds 'of clothing, quilts, • lay-
ettes, etc., being sent, at a valuation
of $2,1tl5,
itIrs. Wigh•tiatt reported 935 sub
scribers to the Missionary Monthly,
379 to the World Friends, aitch urged
that an effort be made to increase
subscriptions.
•Miss Lawrence sent a report of
the work of the literary secretary,
which was read.
Mrs 'Gowdy of Wroxeter, associate
helpers' secretary, urged the secur-
ing of new members to replace those
who are passing on.
Moorhouse, Brussels, temp-
erance secretary, urged more atten-
' tion to the work of teaching of tem-
perance and advised that a •te•mper-
ance secretary be appointed in each
auxiliary, During the past year she
had sent out sixty-two letters, to
which she had received but thiryt-
twn replies. Mrs. Crowe, .Dominion
Presi:lent, had advised members to
use their franchise tomakeknown
their principles in this natter.
Miss J. Murray, Exeter, press sec-
retary, said site repitrter! the Presby-
terial meetings to all country papers
also to the Conference Manch .secre-
tary, and the south section to the 1-
cal paper.
Mrs. Leidlalw, strangers' secretary
=erg` a report of her i'or•ic.
The treasurer's report gave total
receipts for 193u as $l11l,j2S4.517. The
allocation for 1034 is 11120,1700.
Mrs. Andrew of ,Goderich, steward-
ship secretary, sent `a written. report.
The report of the nomination com-
mittee was given, the toldowing a'ffic-
ers being elected for the year:
'Past President: Mrs. A, W. Gardi-
ner, 'L'o.ndesboro,
IPresidetat, Mrs W. J. IG+eer, Wang -
tat Vice, Mrs., R. E. MdKien•zie, An.
mottd'v:llc,
1 nd Vice, Mrs. ;George 'Lane,- Ash-
'9eld.
E(iENT
THEATRE
SEAFORTH'
NOW PLAYING
EDWARD G, ROBINSON
—fn -
`Te Little Giant"
Comedy Cartoon
Mon. Tues. Wed., May 7-8-9
VIAE WEST in
"She Done Him
Wrong"
The picture everybody has been wait-
ing for will positively be here
Comedy Cartoon News reel
Thurs. Fri. Sat., May 10-11-12
TOM MIX
and the new 'Tony," the wonder
horse
—in—
"TERROR TRAIL"
Comedy Cartoon
Coming—"THE INVISIBLE MAN"
.3rd Vice, Mrs, C. MtdDottnell, Hen-
sail.
4th Vice, 'Mrs. W, B. 'Wellw'otod,
Wingltant.
Rec. Secretary, Miss M. Milne,
Blyth,
ldor, - Secretary, Mrs. Robt. Nay,
iFo•rdwiclt,
Treasurer, Mass Annie Ferguson,
Se'afo•th,
Christian Stewardship Sec., Mrs.
C, Cumming, Walton,
Y. W. A. and 'Circles Sec., Mrs. W.
P. Lane, Seaforth.
,Mission Band Secretary, Mrs. C.
Malcalnt, Eg:,ttondville.
Baby \Baaud Secretary, Mrs, H.
Taylor, Thames Road.
!Associate - (Helpers' Sec., Mrs. J.
Gowdy, Salem.
-Supply Secretary, Mrs. Colciough,, 4
Blyth. J+�aa-
:'Missionary Monthly Secreta r y,
Mrs. W. Pickard, Clinton.
•St•raagers' Secretary, Mrs. R. Laid-
law, Blyth.
4Lilerature Secretary, Mrs, N'aftet,
'Goderich.
Temperance Secretary, Mrs. Moor -
house, Brussels.
'Press Secretary, Miss J. S. Murray,
Exeter.
C. G. f1, T. Secretary, Miss Mabel
'Bailie, Goderich.
Members 'without portfolio, Mrs,
Cctibarire, Mrs. Hamilton, Goderich;
Mrs, Wilson, Wingham.
ALGEBRA WAS "PIE"
Nine-yettr-old Joanne Xenos became'
a clinic for a group of child -training
experts, turd when they gat through
asking about her dolls and her fav-
orite movie heroes and ta'ltat she
knew about a squared 'plus 'Z'ab phis
h squared being the social equal of
(a plus b) sgttared, they couldn't ag-
ree what to do about: it.
!fortunately far these college profs
their prablent child didn't turn
around and pup problems at them.
Joanne, the middle of five daugh-
ters of .Geirge Xepos, a jobless cook,
took the grade schools on high and
in less than three years crossed the
finishing line. There was nothing
they could do but give her a seat in
high school. Dr. Charles A. Stone,
head of fhe University of Chicago la-
boratory school, and a flock of edu-
cators put her under glass for obser-
vation 'Dr, 'Stone tried algebra first.
"Subtract eta phis 613 plus 117 from mi-
nus 7a plus !6b animus 20' -square plus
3." The answer, of course, was --
well, anyway, Joanne reeled it -right
off, high school algebra was "pie"
to her. They tried reading tests. Jo-
anne -sliced seconds off the speed re-
cord, They got away front academic
posers and found that she biked roller
skates best •for, playtime, reads my
stery acid ghost stories and prefers
crime series over the radio.
100 you make friends with other
little •girls at parties? she was asked,
"They make friends evarli ate," the
9 -year-old prodigy smiled. "Do you
like boys?" :\ of They are too rough."
"Did you ever read 'The Vision of
Sir IAMBI—al'?"
"Yes, but I didn't lilce it. It: is -too
a.rtifieial:"
"D'itl yott ever read 'Alice in Won-
derland'?"
'Yes, 'but I don't like that either,
Things like that don't Imapiien.''
Persian Balm—the one toilet re-
quisite for the dainty woman. De-
lightful to rise. Leaves no stickiness.
Swiftly absorbed by the tissues. Deli-
cate'ly 'fragranit. Imntparts a velvety
Loveliness to th.e -complexion. Tories
up Mie sain. Soothes and" banishes all
unplteesatu't roughness or chafing;,
caused Iby mind and other weather
conditions. !Makes hands soft and
white. Creates an elusive, essentiatly
•entinine charm. Persian :Balm 0 in-
dispensable to women of refinement.