The Seaforth News, 1956-05-17, Page 6AN N€ RIRST
L./pith Fany atutheeirt,
''Dear Anne Hirst: For over
.. a; year I" went with an awfully
nice boy Who was like a brother
to me. After he joined the Army,
though, he wrote he was in love
with me and hoped I would wait
for him ... Now he is on his
way back, and thinks I'm ready
to marry him!
"He has some wonderful traits
which other friends of mine
lack. He is kind and unselfish,
and always thinking of me; he
doesn't smoke or drink. I kept
all this in mind when I said I'd
be waiting, though I knew it
wasn't love I felt. Incidentally,
his parents are grand and they
like me a lot, I know he would
make a wonderful husband.
"I haven't been able to tell
him I'm not in love—it would
hurt him too much. I keep think-
ing that maybe I'll get to love
him .after we marry. But what
if that didn't happen?
GRACIE"
BE HONEST
* Don't think of marrying any
* lad with whom you are not
* in love. St isn't fair to yourself
" or to him; he would sense it,
* and no self-respecting man
* wants an unwilling bride. It
" is possible, too, that even
though married, you would
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* fall in love with someone else,
* How tragic that would be!
* When he arrives, tell him
* honestly you aren't ready to be
* engaged yet, that you like
* and admire him more than
* anyone you know, but you
* cannot marry anybody under
* false pretenses Of course, you
* should have told hint all this
* earlier, so admit it. He will
* be disappointed, but he will
* appreciate your honesty and I
* predict he will set out prompt-
* ly to win your heart.
* Too many young girls can-
* not bear to deny they will
* wait for a lad leaving for the
* service—sometimes they are
* sorry for him, often because
* they want to boast they're
* engaged to a serviceman. Too
* late, they see their mistake,
* and the complications that
* arise can be more than em-
* barrassing.
* It is best to be honest, even
* at this late day,
* *
WHY WASTE TIME?
"Dear Anne Hirst: My parents
only let me date twice a week,
and lately the only boy I like
has broken a few dates on the
spur of the moment. That was
all right for a while, but now
he keeps it up. Other things he
does hurt me, too.
"He declares he loves me, but
he has certainly changed in a
big way. Shall I keep on seeing
hint?
UNHAPPY"
* When you have only two
* dates a week, isn't it extrava-
gant to give them to a boy
* who treats you as he pleases?
* What fun you could be having
* with a well-bred lad whom
* you can trust to keep his
word!
* You must be very easily
* pleased to put up with such
* nonsense; it is painful and is
* getting you nowhere. A date
* is a boy's given word; if you
* are constantly worried won-
" Bering whether he will live
* up to it, what pleasure are you
having?
* Send him off, date nicer
* boys who think you are worth
* their time and will treat you
as considerately as you de-
* serve. If you haven't known
* any, leek about you in church
" and in school and use that
* Bile head of yours to encour-
* ace those who seem worth
* while. Cultivate girl friends,
" too. for through them you will
meet boys who were brought
* up to be gentlemen.
*
In any time of indecision. tell
Anne Hirst about it. Her long
experience and ]ler warm svm-
paths have given her a deer
insight, and her counsel is safe
to follow. Write her at Box 1,
123 Eighteenth St., New Toron-
to. Ont.
HIS MISTAKE
lla was a new office hey and
was bovine,.great trouble in
keeping cullete from disturbing
his boss.
"When I say you're out, they
never believe me. sir," lie said.
"They say they must see you."
"Whatever they sag, be firm,"
snapped the boss. "Tell them
'That's what they all say. It's im-
possible.'"
That afternoon a tough -look-
ing woman called and asked to
see the boss.
"Impossible," said the boy,
firmly, •
"But I'm his wife," said •the
woman.
"That's what they all say,
ma'am," was the reply,
HIS DAILY BREAD That's no special loaf of bread that six-
year-old Arturo Fernandez is struggling with. It'san average-
sized loaf that folks down in Buenos Aires, Argentina, use,
Argentines claim theirs to be the largest daily loaf of bread in
the world.
207 BIRTHDAYS—Between them, these two women have nearly
tripled the Biblical life span of three score and ten years. Mrs.
Charlotte Bonner, left, winks as she shows off congratulations
from President Eisenhower and Cook County board president
Daniel F. Ryan. She is 106, and has outlived three husbands and
four children. Youngster of the two is Mrs. Pauline Sandoval,
right, who is only 101. Mrs. Sandoval, hos had a doctor's at-
tention only twice in her life. The first time was 11 years ago,
when the medico told her she'd soon be blind. She still has
sight in her right eye and now the doctor is getting glasses
• for her so she can enjoy her favorites—her flower garden and
watching boxing, wrestling and cowboy movies on TV.
Hired Baby -Sitter For His Dog
American humorist H. Allen
Smith says he's spent half his
life glorifying in his ignorance.
One day he went to a neigh-
bour's party, and the last guests
to arrive were a wealthy manu-
facturer and his wife, Apolo-
gizing for being late, the man'
said: "We had trouble getting a
sitter."
Allen Smith naturally as-
sumed that he meant a baby-
sitter, but found he meant a sit-
ter for his dog, which they
nevyr,„left alone.
i t Mount Kisco, near
ome, there's a million
ant ls�' scurries about carry -
baskets of eggs which
he- to local groceries. When
h iledlir'there to live he decid-
ed to keep a few chickens. They
multiplied, and he kept build-
ing more chicken houses. They
got filled up, and still he built
more until the time came when
eggs were being produced at
the ra,e of machine-gun fire.
Either he couldn't get help or
couldn't keep it. and be was
trapped.
Meeting him lueging his eggs
into a depot Smith laughed at
him and asked why, with all
his money, he spent his days
carrying eggs around.
"It's this way," he said.
"When I started building chick-
en houses all my friends and
even my_ wire said I was crazy.
So I'd start another chicken
house, and the more I added the
more they told mu I was a fool,
'Then ane day it dawned on
me that I had about 23,000 dol-
lar: tied up in chicken houses.
And something had to be done
about the eggs. I couldn't go out
and burn the chicken houses
down and have done with them;
I had to prove that I had been
right. So what have I been do-
ing for the last four years?
Peddling eggs. You need any?"
Bergen Evans': selections
from Smith's hooks — "The
World, the Flesh, and H. Allen
Smith" are rich in stories like
these. On the anniversary of
Rudolph Valentino's death,
Smith says, the press agent in-
duced a reporter and photogra-
pher to watch with him near
the crypt.
Soon a big car drove up, and
out of it stepped a .woman in
black, heavily veiled, who
placed red roses at the tomb,
knelt briefly, and didn't seem
to notice when the camera
clicked. When the reporter
stepped out to question her, she
ran to the car and escaped.
It was a master -stroke.
Newspapers all over the coun-
try played up the story of "The
Lady in Black." There was wide
speculation on her identity. The
next August 23rd there were
two ladies in black with red
roses; the year after, more; and
finally so many that they were
other underfoot to get to the
practically trampling one an-
other underfoot to get to the
tomb!
• Hollywood undertakers ad-
vertise with zippy radio pro-
grammes and billboard displays.
One old -established undertak-
er refused to join this colossal
• promotion movement, but at
last surrendered to the march
of progress. They put up dozens
of huge billboards describing
themselves simply as: "THE
UNDERTAKERS WHO DO NOT
ADVERTISE."
"There are so many weird
things you can see in a single
day," Smith's friend, Fred Al-
len, said. "There is a shoeshine
stand where the coloured fel-
low will not shine your shoes
without turning on some swing
music and beating time against
your ankles with his brushes,
thus attracting large crowds
who stand and watch you be-
ing polished to ragtime . . ."
A news agency reporter, he
added, happened to be at Para-
mount the day Dorothy Lamour
had" her hair cut He asked her
if, lie could cut off the first lock,
kept it, and wrote a story about
'it,"which was used in 200 news-
papers all over the country, say-
ing he'd be glad to give the
lock to the first person who
wrote in.
The next clay came a deluge
of telegrams and long-distance
calls from as far away as Bos-
ton Mail continued coming by
the sackful, begging for that
lock of hair, even offering large
sums for it!
Smith says that whenever
Cecil B. DeMille is shooting
even casehardened studio secre-
taries knock off work it watch
because the master director
puts on a bigger show than the
actors.
Smith witnessed him arrive
for a scene. A step or two be-
hind him were six personal
aides. He walked with slow,
deliberate step, ignoring the
mob of employees gathered on
the side lines, He spoke no
word but stopped alongside the
big Technicolor camera.
Removing his hat, he tossed
it over his shoulder. A hand
came up and caught it. He took
oil his necktie, cast it into the
air behind him. A necktie man
grabbed it. Slowly he unbutton-
ed his jacket, still staring fix-
edly at the scene, and let it slip
from his arms. A jacket ,man
caught it as it began to fall.
Smith was surprised, then, to
see the Master actually roll up
his own sleeves.
He quotes a story of a New
York newspaper man who, on
his first visit to Hollywood as
studio guest, was taken to see
the sights — the Hollywood
Bowl, the Farmers' Market, the
assorted Brown Derbies, the
Sunset strip, and finally Forest
Lawn Memorial Park, man's
most splendid achievement in
the way of graveyards, with its
lawns, fountains, pools, trees,
statutary, edifices and "Resur-
rection Slope," He drank in all
the shining beauty, sighed and
said: "These Hollywood people
sure know how to' live!"
On a visit to England, Smith
insisted on seeing the playing
fields of Eton. He stood for
several minutes at the edge of
one, feeling gusts of emotion
sweeping through his soul as he
murmured: "Just to think. This
is where the Battle of Yorktown
was lost!" (By the British forces
in the American War of Inde-
pendence,)
COMING CLOSE
A newspaper editor, with some
space to fill, set up the Ten Com-
bandments and ran .them with-
out editorial comment.
The next day he got a letter
from a subscriber which said
"Cancel my subscription; you're
getting too personal."
HR NICL S
(NEER A
Kiwa.ted tlexe e 0 C tteelee
That clock 1 mentioned last
week the one that sounded
like a buzz -saw -- it's back to
normal again now. Apparently
something was wrong with its
lubrication system. Something
very wrong, I would say, for
I never heard anything like it.
Even after we got it home again
I thought at first it was just as
bad as ever. There was still a
noise. I listened and listened . .
and then I laughed. It wasn't
the clock I heard but a passen-
ger train chugging its way out
of the station! I thought I
would let you know about our
timepiece just in case any of
you might have a similar ex-
perience. Incidentally, there
was no charge for fixing the
clock as it canine under the
guarantee.
Well, I guess in time we shall
get used to queer noises around
here. The other night Rusty was
barking like fury. There didn't
seem to be anyone on the
premises so we finally called
him in so that peace and quiet-
ness might be restored. Next
morning ` we discovered the
reason for his excitement. On
the highway, just below aur
line fence, there is a S-bend,
complete with guard rails.
Someone driving a new car, ap-
parently lost control of the
vehicle, went through 'the fence
and over the bank. I suppose
Rusty heard voices when the
tow -truck was called to the
scene. We don't know why that
accident happened but I was on
a county road the other day on
which anything could happen.
Up to the brow of a certain hill
the road was good. Just over
the brow it was anything but
good. The road had heaved bad-
ly and left a huge 'boil" right
across the road. Naturally this
was obscured by the hill. And
yet there was no warning sign
to indicate what was ahead.
.An unwary motorist could be
in the ditch before he knew
what had happpned. In which
case I believe he could bring a
charge against the county be-
cause -of '.the absence of warn-
ing sign _ if he could prove
the accident was the result of
road conditions. Motorists are
continually urged to drive care-
fully. Isn't it' just as necessary
for those in charge of county
and township roads to erect
warning signs when road condi-
tions are unsafe for normal
driving?
Last week we saw a similar
instance in another county. Only
worse. Again it was just over
the' brow of the hill. But in this
ease, for the width of a car the
road was good. But in that very
spot a car was parked! As a
result Bob had to drive through
the worst 02 the 'boil.'
Roads are bound to break up
in spring. It is unreasonable to
expect repairs to be made all
at once. But I don't think it Is
unreasonable to expect that
warning signs be erected when
necessary. After all, farmers as
taxpayers, are shareholders in
cotmty and township roads. And
surely shareholders are entitled
10 express an opinion, or voice
a complaint if insufficient atten-
tion be given t0 roads that pre -
vide hazards for motorists.
But let's think of life on a
higher level. Yesterday 1, heard
geese up aloft. I couldn't see
them because of the clouds,
but at least it was cheery to
hear them - and the song spar-
rows and robins. Later in the
day we heard swamp frogs sing-
ing, So there we have life on
three levels. Under the water,
on the ground, and above the
clouds. And all creatures keep
to their own_ level except man.
Man, by his ingenuity, has dis-
covered means to dive below
the surface of the waters and
to soar above the skies, al-
though the majority still swarm
over the earth like ants on a
hill. Yesterday we realised this
only too well as we went down
to Oakville to have dinner with
Joy and Bob, In the afternoon
Bob took us all around the
town and its surroundings; the
huge Ford place, the new ce-
ment plant that cover's even
more acreage. And then the
houses , , . subdivision after
subdivision — and every finish-
ed house was occupied. If they
were not already being 'lived in
you would wonder where the
people were all coming from to
flill them. I'm telling you, it
seemed very quiet and secluded
when we got back to Ginger
Farm. But during the night I
was awake quite .a bit, and do
you know, while I was trying to
get off to sleep again, all I could
see was houses , rows and
rows of housyt. - Houses with
pink roofs and yellow doors —
or blue, green or terra-cotta.
Iiouses, except for the colour-
ing, all so very much alike, Our
hundred -and -two-year-old house
looked drab by comparison. Ah,
well ..
I hear a truck coming up the
lane. That means two raore of
our farm family will soon be
on their way to the stockyards.
Who knows, next time you buy
veal steak or cutlets you may
be eating veal that was raised
at Ginger Farm, Now that
should be a privilege! I think
we should have "G.F." stamped
on the carcass just for fun. On
the other hand initials can fie
misleading. "G.F." could stand
equally well for "Good For-
tune" 0r "Great Failure" —
just depending on your sense
of values.
"STOLE" THE SHOW — Polka-
dotted stole which doubles at
each end as an elbow -length
glove has captured buyers*
eyes at recent showings in
Paris, France.
THE DAINTY BITE SIZE — For his daughter's wedding, Carl
F. Wilke, a baker, whipped up something special. The giant
wedding cake, above, took Carl three days to make, stands
four and a half feet high, weighs 150 pounds, and is valued
at $150. Based with three individual four -layer chocolate cakes
and a three -layer yellow cake, this unique confection is crowned
by four three -and -two -layer fruit cakes; According to old' Eng-
lish custom, use of the fruit cakes makes it an authentic "groom's
cake."