The Seaforth News, 1925-09-10, Page 3TONIC TREATMENT
FOR INDIGESTION
The Stlrert Way to ,@* elieve Stom-
ach Trouble is T'hrolgh Dr.
Willialal'-Piiik .Pills.
When the stomach is. feeble and food
lies in it undigested, the Poisonous
gasee'distend the wallsof: the stomach
and cause serious interference with
the other organs, especially with the
action of the heart and lungs. These
poisonous gases have other ill eftcats.
Tliey are absorbed by the blood and so
weake4 : and corrupt, it as to cause
aches in remote parts of the body Anil
the formation of unhealthytissue
eserywhere 'Experience .shelve that
these troubles vanish just as soon as
the atornaeh is made strong enough to
digest the food. In other words, it
needs a tonic that will enable it to do
the work of changing the food into
nourishment., The tonic used ought to
be one that will agree with the most
delicate stomach and this is .exactly
what Dr. Williains' Pink Pills do,
Hero Is a bit of convincing proof
given by. Mrs. Chas.' Ladner, Ellersiie,
P.E.I., who says —"For some years :I
was a suffer'or from stomach trouble,
Everything I ate caused distress, sour
stomach, and belching. I could nct eat
meat or potatoes, and I grew weak and
very, nervous. Nomedicine seemed to
help me until I was persuaded to take
, Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and these
simply worked wonder's. .I took the
pills faithfully for a couple of months,
by which time every symptom of the
trouble hact disappeared, and there has
not since been the slightest symptom
of stomach trouble. No wonder I
praise Dr, Williams' Pink Pills."
You can get these' Pills from any
medicine dealer, or by ni ii at 60 cents
a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine
Co,, Brockville, Ont,
Germany's population is now prac-
'ticatly the same as that of 190, in
spite of the fact that in area she is
now much smaller than she was then.
WE WANT CHURNING
We supply cans and pay express
charges. We pay daily by express
money 'orders, which can be cashed
anywhere without any charge.
To obtain the top 'trice, Cream
must be free from bad flavors and
contain not 'less than 30 per gent.
Butter. Fat.
Bowes Company Limited,
Toronto
For references-rilead Oifico, Toronto,
Bank of Montreal, or your local banker.
Established for over thirty years,
A' NOVELIST S GOOD I
Bret Harte, the great; writer, was a
brilliant talker, ,sod would tell funny
etories in a quiet, matter-of-fact way as
ith thwoae' ld.e wre an the saddest things -in
tho
t , On one occasion he told his friends
eta night spent in a new hotel in some
wild and woolly region out wast:
Atter he had gone to bed -he was.
aroused by the sound ofacuffling and
shouting, punctuated ,; by occasional
pistol-sbots from below. In the morn=
ing ho found the landlord behind the
bar, with a br•uise>eye; ,a piece of
court -plaster extending from his cheek[
to his forehead, yet with a. pleasant
smile upon his face.
Taking his cue from this, Ilarte said
tohim:
"Well, landlord, you had rather a
lively time here last night,"
"Yes," said the landlord pleasantly,
"it was rater a lively time."
"Do you often have ouch lively times
here,?" asked Harte, emboldened by his
cheerfulness,
"Well, no," ,replica the' landlord re.
fl•ectively. "The fact is we've only just
opened here, and last alight was about
the first time tho boys 'seemed to be
gittiu' really acquainted!" '
This is on@ of the many funny yarne
told by Mr. G. B. Burgin in his breezily
written book of •recollec'tions, "Some
More Memoirs." Frere is another ex-
cellent stony from his pen, this time
about the famous Mark Twain,
Mark. Twain once had a dinner given
in his honor. He said when speaking:.
"Forty members of: the club are here.
Thirty of them have. knowd me for
thirty years,- r think, if I wanted it, I
could raise a loan of twenty dollars.
front—the other ten!"
' The author tells another story of
l'Iark Twain. He and ra couple of
friends were lunching together in New
York, The waiter was about to pour
out some wine for ono of Mark Twain's
companions, when the gentleman it
was for prevented him,
"What , no wine?" said Mark Twain
to his friend, • a
"No," was the reply. "I am sixty to-
day, and I have never yet drunk a glass
of wine, or tasted tobacco, or gambled."
"Dear me!" exclaimed Mark Twain.
"r wish I could say that."
"Why don't you, Mark?" drawled the
other member of the party. "Our
friend did!"
'u a • *.
Only once has Mr. Burgin served•on
a jury—a common jury. He was elect-
ed chairman, -In his account of it he
says that not without a few dissenting
murjnurs they convicted three prison-
ers straight off.
Then came a dog -stealing case, and
the prisoner's defence was that he was
walking quietly along with a piece of
string hanging out of his coat pocket.
The deg 'seized the string in L.3s mouth
and followed him home.
The author turned to the upper
bench and said: "I suppose, gontlenm,
NS
tilers is no doubt about our verdlet
The ease is elear "
"I don't ca1'e," said one old man, '
don't like to see young geople so 'aro.
"You've convicted three of 'em al
ready," said another old man.
"Tura and turn about Is fair play,'
added a third.
They wouldn't bring .in a verdict o
guilty.' So as it seemed they would
have to sit there 4ll day if they pers'ist
ed in that view, the author gave in and
said feebly to the judge:
"Net guilty''
Even,Even,ththejudge wee'wee'startled,, "Psis
oner," he said, "a presumablyntelil
gent jury" (ho laid a nasty stress o
theword"intelligent") "and afar les
presumably iutolligent foreman o
that jury" (he laid an even nastier em
phases on this) "have declae'ed you,t
bo not guilty' of this charge. Had th
law permitted me, 1 could. have told
themthemthat there were nine previous
convictions against you for dog-steal-
ing—and that when you leave the dock
you will. be re -arrested on a tenth
charge. You may go."''
"What, your Washup!" said the In-
credulous prisoner. "Did them fools
up there swelter that yarn about the
string?":
"Go away," said the Judge severely;
and 'the; prisoner went away—into the
arms of a waiting detective.
`'I don't care," cried one of the old
men above Mr.Burgin. "I don't like
to see young people sow'ard,"—A,R,W.
r Punishing the'Waves!
,ALBERTA'S. POULTRY
INDUSTRY
I Alberta's rapid expansion as a mixed
" farming province 'in recent -years has
brought 'about a development of other
branches of farming hitherto neglect-
' 0(1,' especially that of poultry raising.
Threw years:. ago this 'provitrce was a
f heavy importer of eggs. (=bother poul-
try prequels' in. order to meet domestic
vequirements,.but ,the farmers, realiz-
ing that poultry raising was a valuable
adjunct; 'to-, their' regular aetivltles,
have lately Inmates' production to
- such a degree 'that'. the province'' has
- mow 'become an. exporter. Last year,
it is
estimated, the :province produced
e over 20,000,000 dozen eggs of a value
f of $5,750,000, In addition, some 5,200,-
-. 000 pounds of dive and dressed pour-
o try, worth $3,120,000, were handled by
o commercial houses, malting a total Pre -
duction for the year of $8,106,000.
This splendid showing is largely
due to the activities' of the Provincial
Co-operative'Marketing Service, which
has now been functioning for about
five years. A campaign fol• more inten-
sive poultry raising, sponsored bY this
organization, brought about a ready
response, as is evidenced by the sub-
stantial increase batch •year iu the
number of poultry on Alberta farina.
In 1921 the number of popltly in the
Province was 4,063,566. The following
year the number had increased to 5
422,139 and- in 1923. had:. further in-
creased to .6,63D 163, Last year a new
high mark of 7,214,819• was established.
Value of Co-operative Marketing
Service.
The 'rapid increase in both the pro-
duction of eggs and live and dressed
poultry naturally brought about diffi-
culties in marketing: Here, again, the
Co-operative Marketing Service was of
great value to the farmer. Farmers
were Induced to market their products'
through the Service and the results
Have been highly satisfactory. In 1920,
ter instance, the Sevlce handled only
72,289 dozen eggs and 46,423 lbs, of
poultry, while last year, it handled 535,-
800 dozen eggs and 750,198 lbs: of poul-
try. These: ftgurea,-of course, onlyre-
present the products marketed through
the Service and do not take into con-
sideration the amount handled by com-
mercial companies.
Up till the end of 1933 practically all
the poultry products raised in Alberta
were soft_ on the domestic market and
in the neighboring provinces of Sas-
katchewan and British Columbia and a
Pew of the Northern States. However,
when production reached she point
where these markets were unable to
handle the surplus, the Service, in
looking about for new outlets, decided.
to make a trial shipment of fresh eggs
to the united Kingdom, via Vancouver
and the Panama Canal. The initial
shipment was successful, in fact, so
much so, British dealers requested fur-
ther consignments, • Since then more
or less regular shipments have been
made to Britain and consignments to
that market, Inst year totalled 60,000
eases of fresh eggs.
Further developments: of Alberta's
poultry industry is dependent only up
on, the markets. Climatic and other,
conditions are all favorable to an in-
tensive production, and as Iong as thed
quality of the eggs. another products
is ]sept up to the high standard set by
the Provincial Government, there ap-
peara to be no reason why Alberta
should not become one of the leading
poultry provinces of the Dominion.
Sprinting Around the Globe.
Getting Under His Skin.
"Tho great out-of-doors is nothing to
him. He seems impervious to every-
thing
verything in nature."
"Let's take hint into the blackberry
patch and see what the chiggers can
do,"
The Oldest Emblem.
• The cross is the oldest • emblem
known in history. Most ancient monu-
ments and 'iiiedals' bear upon them
the common cross which was obvious-
ly in use many thousands of years be-
torthe present era. Almost every an-
cient monument In Babylonia, Greece,
Asswria and DOgypt have the cross,
and away back in the ,lawn 91 history
it embellished shields, cniraesea, hel-
mets and coins.
Ask for Minard's and take no other.
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missing?,
When Jules Verne wrote his fascin-
ating story, Around the World in
Flighty Days, says the Scientific Ameri-
can, he probably did not realize that
within a comparatively short period
this trip could be made in much short-
er time. In fact, Phileas Fogg could
now make the complete circuit of the
earth .in less than thirty-six days.
Numerous journeys around' the world
against time have been made by both
men and women. The first was made
in 1839 by Nellie Biy, in 72 days, 6
hours, 11 minutes. and 14 seconds.
George Francis Train made the trip in
1890 in 67 days, 12 hours and 3 min-
utes, In 1910 Charles Fitzmorris made
the trip in 60 days, 13 hours; 29 min-
utes and 42 2/5 seconds, in the race
for schoolboys.
The first "record breaker" to use the
Trans-Siberian Railway was, Henry
Frederick, who:' in 1908 made the cir-
cuit in 64 days; 7 hours and 20 minutes.
In 1907 Col. Burnley Campbell reduced
the time to 40 days, 19 hours, 30 min-
utes. In 1911 Andrew Jaeger -Schmidt
made a record-breaking trip, his
elapsed time being 39 days, 19 hours,
42 minutes. and 37 4/5 seconds. This
trip: cost $1426, Of that amount only
$596 was spent for railway fare and
transportation; $600 went in hotel bilis
food and tips.
The record of JaegeraSchmiclt was
'broken in 1918 by John Henry Mears,
who made the trip of 21,066 miles in.
35 days, 21'hou'rs,,35 minutes Mid 4/5
seconds; hs travelled at an average
speed of 587 niiles'a day, or 24% miles
an hour, During 'the entire trip Mr.
Mears slept in a hotel but once, gild
that was for two hours in London. The
trip coat less than $800; .this includes
the liberal tips he distributed along
the way and the money' he spent in
bribing the engine crew of the Trans -
•Siberian Railway.
Though the custom of Blessing the
Sea as practised at several seaside
places is new fairly well ltuown, how
I many people have heard of 'Marrying;
the Sea"7
In the clays when Venice was the
great bee -power, it used to he an an-
nual ceremony for the magnates ;of
that State to put-out in their barges
8,11d Solemnly throw into the water a
ring, as 'token of the unity between the
State and the Waters by which she had
her being.
Everybody knows the Bong about
Van Tromp and the birch at ,his mast-.
head which was, supposed to sweep the
seas, but the ste y is generally forgot-
' ten of
orgot'tenof how the sea was once whipper!
This Was in the -days when the an-
cient power of Persia was trying to in
vale Greece, and the transports were
only stopped from getting across by a
storm at sea, \Vher'eupon the : Persian
monarch promptly had great chains
threshed up and down by gangs of sol-
diers, with the object of beating the
waves into better behavior!
A less pleasant form of .whipping
actually takes place to -day oriboard
certain foreign fishing boats, where' in
default of a wind being induced h3P,,or-
dinai•y ','whistling for it;" a custom
prevails of beating the ship's boy,' his
cries being supposed to placate'. sorra
long -forgotten ocean spirit.
KEEPLL
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DURING 110T -WEATHER
•
Every mother knows how fatal the
hot summer months, are to small•child-
ren, Cholera infantum, diarrhoea,
dysentery, colic and stomach troubles
are rife at this time and often a Pre-
cious little 111e is lost after only a few
iiours'4l1ness. The mother who keeps
Baby's Own Tablets in the house feels
safe. The occasional use of the Tab-
lets prevent stomach and bowel trou-
bles, or iftrouble comes auddenly—
as It generally does --the Tablets will
bring the baby safely through. They
are sold by all druggists or will be
mailed on receipt of price, 25 cents per
box, by The Dr, Williams' Medicine.
Co„ Brockville, Ont. A little booklet,
"Care of the Baby in Health and Stale-
ness," will be sentfreeto any mother
on request,
An Original Luncheon
Party.
•
Eugene Field, poet and ]humorist,
found a kindred spirit in that. lively
Irish wit and verse -maker known as.
Father Prout. He was• never weary of
searching for 'and repeating stories of
his jests and exploits. • In that search,
says Mr. C. H. ,Densis 1n Eugene
Field's Creative Years, Field' came up-
on one anecdote that was destined to
play a part in his later social activities.
Here it is:
It w08 it CUStOn1 with Father Prout
to invite a company of jolly good fol-
lows from Cork to dine with 1him at his
hole at Watergrass Hill. He would
seat this company at a table upon
which there was no cloth and which
was bare of plates, knives and forks.
When the guests were seated upon
rude forms two lusty servants, would
bustle in, bearing a pot of boiler] po-
tatoes, and these steaming -hot vege-
tables they would shoot along the table
between the guests. Then was there a
great rushing and ostentatious haste in
fetching a wooden vessel filled with
cold mills for every two guests, Then
Prout would say gravely, "Your dinner
Is before you, gentlemen; let us say
grace." Eminent jurists, poets, jour-
nalists and ecclesiastics would vie
with one another in the delicate task
of peeling hot potatoes with their fin.
gets,: and ' when the joke scorned to
have gone far enough the host would
rise and announce dinner in the next,
rbom.
After Field returned to the United
States he imitated the Father Prout.
joke on various occasions. The best
known of these occasions was his cele-
brated luncheon at the Union League
Club in Chicago in honor of the Rev.
Dr, Edward Everett Hale. Preparations
for that luncheon gave him great de-
light. For days he was bubbling Over
with anticipatory mirth as. he planned
the menu,, I recall that he was par-
ticularly entranced with the idea of
serving boiled potatoes "with. their
jackets on"—precisely the special
viand provided -at Father Prout's din-
ner. He added corn bread, corned beef
and other substantial fare, with apple
pie and cheese for the final course.
To partake of this repast and to meet
Doctor Hale he invited a large number
of friends, both men and women. I
remember to have observed there the
handsome, ruddy -gray countenance of
Marshall Field, the great merchant,
Thomas Nelson Page was there. And,
as Henry B. Fuller and I were intro-
duced to Doctor Bale at about the
same moment, I recall With what
wafmth the young author of The Che-
valier of Pensieri-Vali_ was greeted by
the Boston veteran.
The guests disposed themselves
about the great room, and au army of
waiters served them with eatables on
latex noised precariously on their
lenges. There was an abundance at
drink for the thirsty. -Waiters poured
t out expertly into fragile glasses
tom lordly. champagne bottles swath -
d in faultless napery. When so
erved, however, it proved to be a good
reality of water. Beaming hospitably,
Field ciroulaterl anrong his 'guests, In-
othe ear of'each man whom he ap-
preached Ile breal/hed softly, but with
mpressive solemnity; this helpful •
'aruiug:_"Be Careful; don't drink too
ouch—remember- your failing."
When the repast was over 'Field in -
q
I -lot 'air forced •into .hayrides by t
means of a 'newly -invented machine
$ oaimed to. dry the hay in twelve i
hours.. • The :machine is equally suit-
able for harvesting corn, making sun_ r
shine unnecessary..
Order. from 'your grocer his best tea and
he'll usually send "Red Rose."
The samegood teafor 30years. 55itI
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THE MERCHANTS' CORNER
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The Local Newspaper is the Best Advertising Medium.
Through the local newspaper you
reach the greatest number of possible
customers the - greatest, number of
tunes for the smallest possible expendi-
ture,
Moreover, you reach them In- the
way most acceptable to them, through
newspaper advertising. They like it.
They S'xpect it, They want it. They
would not buy a newspaper without
advertising in it.' They buy news-
papers, and one of the things they pay
their money for is advertisements to
read. They are an important part of
the news of the day --particularly im-
portant -to women, and from 75 Per
cent. to' 90 per cent. of your sales. are
made to women,
Through its columns the newspaper
gives your advertisements access to
practically every home in your com-
munity. It combs your trade territory
for buyers. It works' for you before
your store opens in the morolng and
after your stere closes at night, and
all during your business hours.
Space Is the newspaper publisher's
merchandise—the commodity he sells.
He puts a value on that space accord-
ing to the number of subscriber he
hits. An unfair price can no more be
maintained by a newspaper for its
goods than an unfair price for mer-
chandise can be maintained by you, or
any other merchant. The space rate
represents value received just. as truly
as your merchandise represents value
received for the pries.
To say that you 000 not. afford to
advertise in the newspapers is to say
that you can not afford to get buss
11.093.
troduoed' Doctor Hale, who made a
felicitious little speech, in which he
did not fail to compliment his host up-
on the luncheon. I recall no other in-
tellectual feature of the occasion ex-
cept the recital of Casey at the Bat.
by De Wolf Hopper.
Killed by the Sun.
It is difficult to Lind any Londoners
of the third generation—that is to say,
descendants in the third generation 01
people who have lived all their lives in
London.
Now a scientist is pointing out that
the United States is rapidly becoming
a nationofdark-haired, bark -skinned
people. He says that fair-haired fami-
lies cannot survive south of the St.
Lawrence, and that unless they inter-
marry with dark-haired people they
become extinct within three genera-
tions.
The Saxon 1s naturally hard a,s rails,
and if in ordinary good Health can set-
tle
et
tle down and enjoy life even In the
Tropics. But if a fair-haired man mar-
ries a fair-haired woman and they live
in a hot country, their children are
roti and in a generation seldom strong, a g nor
two they die out. They are, in fact,
hilted by the sun.
One thing is certain—that blondes
are more common in the north than in
the south. Seventy per cent, of Swedes
and Norwegians are fair, .and about
forty per cent. of North Germans, but
only about two per cent. of French peo-
ple. In Italy less than three thousand
of the people have fair skins and: blue
eyes, and nearly all of these belong to
aristocratic families who have never
had to work in the sun.
Minard's Liniment for Distemper.
Pavement Artists.
Those who have ever visited Lon-
don will remember the '.'pavement
artists," men who make drawings with
colored chalks upon the flagstones of
the sidewalks by way of appealing to
the charity of the passers-by. Of
course these men almost always draw
crudely and have only the most rudi-
mentary ideas about `art; but one
young- fellow bas conte up from the
pavements, to do clever caricatures
that the Westminster Gazette is glad
to print and to paint landscapes that
are bought by connoisseurs, His name
is Alfred Lowe, and he was a coai
miner at Nottingham before he took
to drawing. pictures on the London
pavements.
The "strength" of an ordinary rail-
way engines equals that of about 900
horses.
Say ` Bayer" - Insist!
Unless you see the `Bayer.
Cross" on tablets you are not
getting. the genuine Bayer prod-
uct proved safe by millions and
prescribed by physicians for 25
years. ..
Accept only a
Bayer package
whichconiains proven directions
Handy' "Bayer" bone 'of .12. tablets
Also bottles of 24 and 100 -Druggists
Aspirin 7e the trade meek (retdutered 115
Cement) of Barer- Matiatestnre at• 'nfono-
sceticacidester el 8eile$iectid.
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Men who have ten-
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The new freely -lathering
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Dublin, Ontario,-"Lwas weak and
Irregular; with pains and headaches.
and could not sleep nights. ' I learned
about Lydia• E. Pmkham's Vegetable
Compound by reading the letters in the
newspapers and tried it because I
wanted to get better. I have got good
results from it as I feel a lot stronger
and am not troubled with such bad
headaches as I used to be and am more
regular. I am gaining in weight all
the time and I tell my friends what
kind of medicine I am taking. You may
use my letter as a help te others." --
Mrs. JAnsss RAcHO, B:ox 12, Dublin,
Ontario.
Halifax Nurse Recommends
Iialifax, N. S. - "I am a maternity
nurse and have recommended Lydia E.
Finkham's Vegetable Compound to
many women' who were childless, also
to women who need a good tonic. I am.
English and my husband is American.'
and he told me of Lydia E. Fiihltham
appreciate
'white in England. I would
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women's ailments. I have one which I
keep to lend. 'I will willingly answer
letters from any woman asking about
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COLISMAN, 24 tlniacke Street, Halifax,,
Nova Scotia.
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