The Seaforth News, 1957-04-18, Page 2Who's Your Friend
Or Your Enemy?
Deep down underneath the
momentarily restabilized surface
of this world of ours is a.change
6f such profound nature that no
One can possibly foresee what it
will mean to the, future.
It is the fact that the three
words which have classified men
Ind political movements for a
half century have lost their old
meanings and now defy precise
definition.
These three words are capital -
lam, socialism and communism.
We have just passed through a
postwar period of history in
which most men classified their
friends or their enemies by these
three words. It is still custom-
ary in the West to identify the
collective enemy as communism.
It is still standard operating pro-
cedure in Moscow to refer to the
"capitalist -imperialist camp."
But can anyone say today that
capitalism, socialism, or com-
munism applies accurately to any
perceptible political or economic
movement in forward motion?
There are still some well -pro-
vided capitalists in the Western
world — notably Texas oil mil-
lionaires. But they are in serious
trouble with their own govern-
ment in Washingtbn right now
for having raised oil prices out
of the Suez crisis, and all the
great corporations of America
are under stern warning from
President Eisenhower to help
check the threat of inflation or
lace the consequence of federal
price and wage controls.
The political -economic condi-
tion of the United States has -
Iong since ceased to fit the old
classic definitions of capitalism.
And what has happened to
communism? Is it to be defined
by the current system in the
Soviet Union which at the mo-
ment manages a faster rate of
capital accumulation in private
hands than does the United
States or Britain, and which
could be equaled only in France
or in some Latin-American coun-
try?
Or is it to be defined by condi-
tion in Yugoslavia, where Mar-
shal Tito increasingly resembles
a medieval prince or a Chinese
war lord rather than an ideolo-
gist of our generation?
Go to Poland to be really baf-
fled about the definition of com-
munism. Poland has a govern-
ment composed for the most. part
of men who call themselves
Communists. But their most dan-
gerous enemies are grouped in
a small, angry phalanx of Com-
munists to their left, or right,
depending on who is talking.
And the Gomulka government's
support comes from the vast non-
Communist mass of the Polish
people.
The political division which
counts in Poland today 1s not
between Communists and the
rest of the people, but down
through the middle of the Com-
munist Party itself, between
those whose fortunes are tied
to Moscow and those who have
struck off on a new road which
they themselves cannot define
and which is marked most dra-
matically by an accord between
the state and the Roman Catho-
lic Church.
Or turn to Hungary. Who is
a Communist there? Commu-
nism has long prided itself on
being the champion of the la-
boring' masses. But in Hungary
the laboring masses have done
their unsuccessful utmost to
break with the whole Commun-
ist apparatus.
Athd what is socialism? Once
it was a doctrine with a deep
inner emotional momentum. But
where in the world today is
there is, socialist party which is
moving with what might be
called political dynamism? It
stands at bay in Britain before
the eroding attack not of Tories
but of plain individual people ,
who are willing to work harder
and for longer hours than so-
cialist legislation and trade -
union rules. permit.
Something has gone wreng
with applied socialism in Brit-
ain which has taken the starch
and momentum out of it. It
succeeded in destroying the old
landed nobility. But there is a •
new upper class rising out of
the wreckage of the old in Brit-
ain. It is made up of people
shrewder and tougher than the
average. Their names are fre-
quently of Polish or, more re-
cently, of Hungarian derivation
— less often now of Anglo-Saxon
background. The last success-
ful invasion of England did not
necessarily take place in 1060.
It is being invaded by infiltra-
tion today from the continent
and its own youth is moving out
at an alarming rate.
The old concepts of capitalism,
socialism, and communism have
been the political lights by which
men have lived for as long as
any of us can remember. These
lights have gone out all over the
world. Governments still use
them as slogans and cliches, but
they have become hollow, emp-
ty, and all but meaningless. They
have ceased to be valid as a
way of identifying the differ-
ences either between individual
men or between governments.
On the surface, the world is
still divided into a Communist
camp and a capitalist camp. But
apart from the question of poli-
tical freedom, the divisions
arise out of oil, out of strategic
bases, out of trade routes and
control of currencies, out of the
old issue of freedom versus
• tyranny, which is now more
sharply defined than ever.
If there is any new revolution-
ary movement afoot in the world
it is the unorganized movement
of individuals who manage to
make a• living by their wits re-
gardless of the doctrines or the
laws of the countries in which
they reside. —By Joseph Cul-
tarsch in The Christian Science
Monitor.
SAVED BY SHOWER BATH
The pungent smell of burning
caused Steven MoVicker, of
Hollywood to wake up in a
fright. He soon discovered that
his flat was well alight. He hur-
riedly 'phoned for the fire bri-
gade, and then jumped into his
shower bath and turned the wa-
ter full on. He was still under
the comparative safety of the
shower when the firemen event-
ually rescued him.
FASHION HINT
PASS IN REVIEW—Little; solemn -faced Jeff Borst might be a
dignitary tipping his hat as the flag passes by. ' But the bib gives
him away. Jeff is actually giving a new -type ,plastic cereal
bowl a workout to test its durability. The manufacturers of the
material, called melamine, claim Ws unbreakable. Determined
Jeff should prove an add test. "
TABLE Paths
ekvae
There is something strange,
about eating fried grasshoppers
and bumblebees — the first time,.
that is, and particularly if you
know you are doing it. Grass-
hoppers
taste like a cross be-
tween salted nuts and popcorn.
The Japanese have been con-
suming these • Oriental dainties
for centuries and are now ex-
porting them in large quantities.
However, at the moment they do
not threaten the peanut or pop-
corn market.
4 • •
As for bumblebees, they taste
—well—like bumblebees. popu-
larly known as Yamatoni, they
are sugared and placed in soy
bean sauce, all of which gives
a bite like a pate. Of course, only
the yomeg _beds, not fully grown,
are used. * * *
Actually, Americans have been
eating hors d'oeuvres with de-
light for years but not always '
knowing exactly what the tid-
. bits were. It is safe to say, how-
ever, that flirtifig with 'a'canape,
tray today offers quite a chal-
lenge. The never-ending quest
for new delights on • the part of
the up-and-coming host or host-
ess is now running toward ex-
otic delectables.
favor in many countries along
with such foods as salted whale
skin, smoked rabbit, smoked Oys-
ters, smoked baby clams, and
tangle, dried cuttlefish.•
* '* *
There is a cherry blossom
drink which has a delightful
taste and fragrance. The blos-
soms are unopened and have
been pickled in salt and water.
For a single serving, two or three
blossoms are placed in a glass
and hot water poured over them.
The blossoms will open, produc-
ing the cherry fragrance and a
new and interesting cherry -blos-
som drink especially popular
during the summer =tenths..
•
These are not trick foods, nor
are they found just in food
specialty stores. For instance,
Mr. Dabrow points out that his
shipment .of Japanese delicacies
will soon find their way to the
party -foods departments in more
than 800 chain stores, super-
markets, and independent stores
from coast to coast.
Just the same. there is a great,
temptation to wonder, what the
Japanese reaction would be to
American canned snake meat.
* * *
Just the other clay, for instance,
s boatload of • brand-new taste-
ful treats came into the port of
• 3'hiladelpbia from Japan under
the watchful eye of Martin B.
'Dabrow, president of Penn Foods
Dist. He says, "Foreign foods,
brought here from the far-flung
corners of the earth and from
the seven seas as well, are not
only romantic in origin and fas-
cinating to see, but they are,
genuinely delightful to con-
sums.' a * « .
All the same, one doesn't eat
a can of bamboo shoots or roast--"
ed locusts 'without company or
'knowing what's going on." So
the Japan Trade Center in New'•
York was contacted. Back came
the reply from Masato Yamamo-
to that Japan" exports between
70 and 80 different kinds of fancy
canned foods to this country and,
he said, "We are sending you .a
few of these delicacies to taste."
(That's how all this started.)
• • *
Well, an optimistic entrepren-
eur of rare, unusual, and exotie
foods might well consume sea
urchin or seahorse paste with
gusto.It tastes like a cheese.
spread, being thick with, added
salt to give Th a measure: of
sharpness. * , ,
The smoked or broiled octopus
meat, which tastes likesalmon
but is more chewy, is a fairly
rapid moving product and has
long since left the Greenwich
Village -- Bohemian atmosphere.
It ha.. come into its own and is
no longer "the conversation
piece" it once was. For some
strange reason there is not the
"struggle" with the delicately
flavored octopus that there
seems, to be with some import-
ed fancies.* *
Broiled eels are a real delicacy
popularly known in Japan as
Kabayaki; Theeel dines only on.
fish. Europeans, especially the
Scandinavians, have always held
this food in high esteem.By the
same token,. many fishermen in
this country have long supple-
mented the larder with fresh and
salt water eel.
• 4,
Quail eggs are an old gourmet
specialty in the Far East. They
are mostly yolk and taste like
egg yolk. They are gaining
Musical Genius
Paid In Ice Cream
When Yehudi Menuhin, the
great violinist, played to G.I.s
during the war, he had to re -
film occasional requests for
popular songs, most of which
he'd never heard.
But one night, amused by de-
mands for "Pistol - Packing
Momma," he asked someone to
• whistle the melody for him. Al-
most the entire audience ob.,
liged. His accompanist picked it
up on the piano; he joined in,
and it was played as never be-
fore!
This was once the little San
Fransisco prodigy violinist who
at five played Paderewski's
"Minuet" to an audience of the
Pacific Musical Society, and
eight months later, a concerto at •
the Annual Music Week, when
a local newspaper critic pre-
ditced that he "would one day
be a master among masters."
The famous prima donna,
Elizabeth R@thberg, was once
asked how much she got for
singing at a concert. "Well, it
depends on the size of the hall
and the audience," she replied.
Then turning to Yehudi, she
asked: "And how much do you
get for playing to one of your
large audiences?"
"An ice-cream," he answered,
truthfully. "Strawberry is my
favourite."
Robert Magidoff, writes in an
admirable biography, "Yehudi
Menuhin" that the young musi-
cal genius was also preoccupied
with scientific and mechanical
inventions and spent every
spare moment tinkering with
and "improving" the gadgets in
his mother's kitchen.
He studied car engines, learn-
ed to drive before he was thir-
teen, recived his driver's licence
a year later, and was made an
honorary police officer of San
Fransisco, with golden badge
and certificate. He evolved a
brake on the hydraulic prin-
ciple, long before he had heard
about it; had an idea for re-
ducing vibration and shock by
replacing standard axles with
axles through the centre of the
car, ` on which the body was to
rest.
He devised a glider with
pedal -powered propeller; an
aeroplane wing so adjustable to
wind resistance that it could
slide into the plane's body and
alter the angles; a diesel -
engined seaplane large enough
to serve as an aeroplane carrier.
Visiting a bouth African gold
mine at nineteen, he was •so
shocked by the underground
darkness,. heat and dangers that
he worked out an automotive
system of mining, a machine
designed to follow the vein,
drilling, dynamiting, and bring-
ing the ore to the surface. Dis-
cussing in Melbourne a bomb-
ing . range with Air. Marshal
Williams in 1940, he outlined a.
principle he'd worked out, only
to learn from the astonished
Vice -Marshal that a secret ,
range based on that very prin-
ciple was already operating.
Now Menuhin looks forward
JO the time when he can slow
up his concert activities and
tinker to his, heart's content in
workshops he hopes to set up
on his California estate.
No musician had a worse
situation to deal with than
Menuhin when the Royal Albert
Hall was packed to capacity for
his concert in March, 1938, and
it was announced from the stage
that he had left all his music
in a bus On the way to the hall
and that 'phone calls to the ter-
minus and Seotlend Yard had
failed to locate it. Would any-
one with a score of any of the
works on the programme lend
it? A man produced one item,
Menuhin's Aunt Edie another.
Anyone • who -would taxi to
his home and return with the
score of any of the other works
was then offered 25, but no one
budged, fearing to miss part of
the concert. Backstage, Fergus-
on Webster, the accompanist,
kept wringing his hands and
threatening to throw himself in
the Thames.
Harold Holt, the manager,
moaned: "How can I refund
8,000 people!" Then. Yehudi
calmly said: "I'11 play unaccom-
panied Bach." The concert
which started -forty minutes
late, was a great success.
Yehudi's first mar rlag e,
though blessed with two chil-
dren, did not survive long sepa-
rations during the war years
when he was often away play-
ing to the troops. The happiness
that eluded him he eventually
found in a second marriage to
ballet -dancer Diana Gould.
This book will .delight all mu-
sic -lovers. It shows the human
side of the great violinist, as
in the story of a woman ask-
ing him after a recent concert;
mPlease tell me, divine young
an, do you still have terrible
nerves and tension before a con-
cert?"
"No, madame," he replied.
"Now it is, the turn of my audi-
ence to suffer!"
"That's how your stock stands
with me at market closing."
Little B,oy Who Never Stops Laughing
By ERSKINE JOHNSON
NEA Staff .Correspondent
HOLLYWOOD — (NEA) —
This is about - a little boy in
Hollywood who never stops
laughing.
His name is Richard, and he's
a recently , discovered 'victim of
dreaded•leukeinia.
He's nine years old, with red
hair and a face full of freckles.
He's always laughed a great
deal because his father is Red
Skelton.
Richard's very ,first laugh,
when he was only 18 months old,
meant more to his dad than the
acclaim of millions. Even if Red
did have to squirt ink :all over
famousface and expensive
clothes, and was late to -the stu-
dio that morning.•
At nine, Richard's stilllaugh-
ing. More than ever. •
His daddy wants' it that way.
"What are you giving up for
Lent?" he'll ask Richard.
Richard replies:
"My sclutol homework." -
Then both fall' on the floor and
roll " around, laughing hysteri-
cally.
There's an expensive model
train set covering two ping pong
tables in the sitting room outside
Rod's 'bedroom. Richard, an en-
gineer's cap atop' his red hair,
sits on a' stool. Red wears an
engineer's cap, 'too; and with the
comedian at the controls, the
wreckage is . something fearful..
Richard never stops laughing
about it all.
There's a makeup table in the
Skelton home. Richard sits there
while Red plays "movie makeup
. roan." . Finally Richar•cl gets to
look at himself in the mirror. He
sees. Freddie the Freeloader, jun-
ior edition.
Richard never stops laughing.
Richard is old enough now to
stay up past his bedtime and
watch his daddy's TV Show which
doesn't come onthe air until
9.30 in Hollywood. Red talks back
to himself on the screen as they
watch the delayed kinescope, and
Richard never stops laughing.
Richard has become one of
his dad's radio characters, "the
mean widdle kid," in some home
movies Red is making. Almost
anything goes. There is no script.
The :film supply is :endless.
"Now in this scene,' Red an-
nounces to Richard,"you pick up
the book, throw it at the wall and
then you • sneak outdoors and
push a chair into the, swimming
pool."
Following Richard while Mrs.
Georgia. Skelton operates the
camera, led falls 1Fito the pool
with the chair.
Richard never stops laughing.
"Why does a chicken cross the
street?: Red "suddenly will ask
Richard at the dinner table. !'To
get' on the Other side," replies
Richard, 'Then both fall on the
floor .and roll around -and Rich-
ard' never stops laughing. '
The Air Force sent. Richard
one of those test pilot helmets
-- the Man From Mars type.
Red put it one, struts around and
then tries to take it off. It won't
budge. -
"Daddy's ,caught again!" Rich-
ard alerts everyonein the house.
Everyone rushes in and for
half an hour Red struggles to
free himself, making it look so
difficult its fabulous.
Richard never stops laughing.
Red' Skelton frequently wan-
ders through the novelty and toy
stores in Westwood Village near
their Bell -Air Home. His . arms
are full of packages when he
returns home t hide them in a
closet. Now . ofd then • Red an-
nounces to ,Rieltbrd:
"Here's 4ilittle present T
bought for you."
It's always some amusing gift,
or theremarks with which Red
wrap? the "packages, to make
Richard laugh.
Red likes to hear his only son
laugh.
Making people laugh, after all,
is Red Skelfon's business.
It's easy whenyou are trained
for it.
But not so easy sometimes, as
any comedian will tell you.
RICH( ID LAUGHS IT UP with his dad and
sister, Valentina.