The Seaforth News, 1957-01-10, Page 2s.
Queer Quirks of
Great Authors
Some authors are queer coves:
Arnold Bennett once told Frank
Swinnerton that he had a weak -
ass for buying pictures, but his
Trench wife objected, so he
would bring a new one home
secretly; hide it under the bed,
and six months later hang it
en a wall,
"Marguerite sees it, and says:
'Oh, you have a new picture!' I
say: 'No, I've had that for
months! '
But it wasn't as secret as he
though for within twenty-four
hours Mrs. Bennett was telling
Swinnerton: _ "You know what
Arnold does? He buys a picture.
He hides it under his bed. Soon,
he hangs it on the wall. I say:
'Oh, Arnold, I see you have a
new picture.' He says, very in-
nocent: That? I've had that a
long time!' But I, know!"
John Galsworthy, author of
th e famous "Forsyte Saga,"
wrote a short story, "The
Stoic," in which an old, sick
man, who knows that a single
meal of rich food will instant-
ly kill him, eats a suicide din-
ner.
Soon after the story appeared
he met Bennett, who said: "That '
meal was a meal!" Galsworthy
at once asked him to dinner
and gave him, in miniature, the
very meal described in the
story.
When they were both war -
correspondents, H. W. Nevinson
demanded of Sir Philp Gibbs
that he should accompany him
on a walk up and down an open
Belgian esplanade under Ger-
man fire, to show that they
were not afraid. "But I am
afraid," Gibbs protested — in
vain; they had to parade until
Nevinson decided they had
proved their courage.
H. M. Tomlinson, as a young
journalist, was told by a friend
that a big ship was to sail a
thousand miles up the Amazon
into the heart of South Ameri-
ca. Incredulous, Tomlinson said:
"A ship with that draught can't
do it."
The friend replied: "Come and
see for yourself. We have a
spare cabin."
Accepting the offer, Tomlin -
eon recorded what he saw in his
successful book, "The Sea and
the Jungle."
Swinnerton says in a well-
written literary memoir of the
past fifty years — "Background
with Chorus" — that poet Rob-
ert Nichols rarely completed
the masterpieces he planned.
He once confessed that he had
seven desks in his workroom,
each with the beginning of a
potential classic; but although
he paused a while at each desk,
savouring what he'd written,
he eventually found he did not
have sufficient talent to finish,
them.
Harry Lawrence and A. IL
Sullen, former publishers, once
imported French plates for a
luxury erprint of a certain
bawdy work, but before they
could dispose of the edition they
received, to their dismay, a
letter from the secretary of a
league for the protection of
public morals, saying he be-
lieved the book to be highly ob-
jectionable and his chief inspec-
tor would therefore ' call on st
certain day to inspect copies of
the book.
Frantically, they had the
stock crated and sent to France
at considerable expense, but
no inspector arrived on the
stated day. The next morning
came a further letter saying
he'd been prevented from call-
ing as arranged but would come
a week hence,
When he did arrive he proved
to be an old playwright friend,
who had, sent the letters to give
them a fright. Delighted with
the success of his joke, he re-
funded all expenses.
A tragic life -story was that of
novelist George Gissing. Lonely
as a college boy in Manchester,
he picked up a young, loose -
living girl and, to save her from
ruin, bought her a sewing ma-
chine taking money from the
overcoat pockets of fellow -stu-
dents.
Found out, he was sent to the
U.S.A., where he spent long
months in semi -starvation. Re-
turning to England, he married
the girl and tried to keep them
both by such work as a boy of
twenty-one could do, but she
vanished and went back to the
streets.
When she died he was touch-
ed to discover that she had kept
to the last his photograph and
a little picture he'd given her.
He wrote "The Unclassed,"
based on the experience, and
other novels about the London
poor.
Desperate again with loneli-
ness and overwork, he ran out
into the street one day and ask-
ed the first girl he met to mar-
ry him. It was not a happy mar-
riage; illness eventually robbed
the wife of her reason.
In addition to anecdotes of
famous authors, the book con-
tains criticism and inside stories
of Mr. Swinnerton's own life as
an eminent bookman.
E'ELL IN LOVE
WITH A PICTURE
Holbein's portrait of Anne
of Cleves was so flattering that
when he saw it, Henry VIII at
once became eager to make her
his queen, and sent his ambas-
sadors to escort her to England.
But her appearance did not live
up to the portrait and Holbein
— a man of many ups and
downs — was once more in dis-
grace.
THEY COULDN'T HAPPEN—BUT DID!—The goofy things that can
happen to people! There's a flock of freak accidents. every
year and, about this time, the National Safety Council rounds
them up for you. Below are illustrated a few of the Council's
1956 collection of cockeyed catastrophes.
Many a golfer shoots ,a birdie,
but not as literally as 12-year-
eld Rick 1?ickard of Baldwins-
eille, N.Y. Young Rlckie, play -
tag his first golf game, did the
first two holes In routine testi-
don. At the third hole, he teed
off, hit a whizzer down the fair-
way, hit a bird in flight and
killed it.
Airs. Mary Hastings Bradey, of
Chicago, is a noted author and
!big game hunter. She has sur -
%dyed six African safaris with-
out injury. But in the calm of
She trophy room of her own
home, she tripped over a lion's
bead and broke her arm. It j
lwarn't even her lion—it had I
[been shot by her husband.
Richard Fleming, of Woodland,
1 alif., had reason for losing his
$ead while driving. A wood-
pecker was pecking away at 15.
The bird, a family pet, was in
Bis son's lap when it mistook
F ieming's skull for a tree and
went to work. The car left the.
highway and rolled over twice..
Aleither Fleming was hurt. The
woodpecker found a tree.
Gorden Gibson, of Knoxville
Tenn., Is now a hearty support'
er of those states that prohibi
the Indiscriminate sale of fire
crackers. One day he reached
absentmindedly for a eigaret
and stuck a two -Inch firecracker
in his mouth and lit it. From
his hospital bed, Gibson mum-
bled through his bandages: "1
aswr g off smoking!"
Messy or Wet,
They Both Lose
'Pie -eyed" or wet feet, it's the
choice of the lesser of two dis-
comforts. Georgine Johnson,...
right, Is vicepresident of the
UCLA.. sophomore class. She's
shown with the remains of pie
and mud on her face, after she
and her, classmates met the
freshmen In a pie -eating con-
test. Georgina really -tasted de-
feat. F. James Barnes II,below,
Isn't much better off, as, he
slips intothe watery depths of
a Daytona Beach, Flat, Tool.
Barnes was on the weaker side
of a tug-of-war, at a convention
of the National Association of
- Travel Organizations.
TABLE TALKS
eiamAnattews
Europeans often use fruit with
ice cream in the opposite way
from which we use it. Instead
of putting it on top of ice cream
and calling it a sundae, they
place the ball of ice cream on the
fruit and use many different
names to describe it. In one of
the S.S. Queen Elizabeth's re-
cent trips to Europe we were
served crushed pineapple topped
by chocolate ice cream. Almost
any variety of fruit is used,
either alone or mixed with any
flavor of ice cream. Inevitably,
it is topped with whipped cream
and served with a little wafer.
In England a dessert that ap-
pealed to the 2Q mg��tbers of the
party I am travellIng with was
apple and blackberry pie. The
fruits were combined, the liquid
thickened and then put between
crusts. I had this combination
in a pie in the world-famous
London restaurant, Simpson's -in -
the -Strand (I had roast saddle
of mutton with red currant jelly
first), and also at Old House in
Windsor where it was served
with clotted cream - a full
pitcher for each diner, writes
Eleanor Richey Johnson in The
Christian Science Monitor.
In Switzerland, thickened
fruit was topped with a meringue
instead of crust for a dessert that
was popular with Americans.
The dessert that has brought
more oh's and ah's than any
other in my several weeks of
travel on the continent was a
refrigerator pudding we had at
the Hotel Metropole in Brussels.
Ladyfingers had been used for
the base, lining a bowl, and filled
with a combination of custard
and whipped cream. It was
served with a scarlet sauce that
was half cranberry. and half
strawberry. It was served quite
cold, and was frothy, sweet, and
satisfying.
The bread puddings of today
are often rich and fancy — a
far cry from those bland affairs
that jokes were made about a
few decades ago! For instance,
the following one should be
served hot out of the oven, all
puffed up with its exciting new,
macaroon topping. This is a
ruby -red pudding: a thickened
cherry sauce is blended with
bread crumb meringue and gaily
topped off with great snowy balls
of the same meringue. It is
flavored with almond extract.
* *
CHERRY MACAROON
BREAD PUDDING
s/a cup butter
2.tablespoons flour
Dash salt
s cup sugar
1 can (No. 2) sour pitted red
cherries, water packed
M teaspoon red food coloring
4 egg whites
1 cup sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 teaspoon almond extract
1 quart coarse, dry bread
crumbs
Melt butter in saucepan. Blend
in flour and salt. Add sugar.
Drain cherries and add s cup
of juice (add water, if neces-
sary) to the butter mixture in
saucepan. Add cherries. Bring
to boil, stirring constantly. Re-
move from heat and stir in red
food coloring. Cool.
Beat egg whites until foamy.
Add 1 cup sugar gradually, beat-
ing after each addition. Beat
until mixture is shiny, and stiff
peaks are formed. Fold in van-
illa and almond extracts and
bread crumbs. Reserve 14 cups
of meringue. Fold remaining
meringue mixture into cooled
cherry mixture. Place in bottom
of an 8 -inch square baking pan.
Drop 9 mounds of egg- white
mixture on top of pudding. Bake
at 350° F. for 25 minutes. Serves
nine.
* * *
Here is a "nobody'd-guess-it-
was - a - bread - pudding" recipe.
Serve it with hot butterscotch
sauce for a new, rich, taste.
PEACH CUP PUDDING
With BUTTERSCOTCH SAUCE
5 canned clingstone peach halves
2 eggs
1 cup sugar
Ve teaspoon cinnamon
3 cups soft white bread crumbs
2 tablespoons melted butter
Place 1 peach half, cup side
up, in each of 5 well -buttered
custard cups. Beat eggs; beat
sugar into eggs, a little at a time.
Add cinnamon, bread crumbs,
and butter and blend well. Pour
into custard cups on top of
peach halves. Bake about 25
minutes at 400° F. Remove from
cups and serve warm, peach side
up. Serve sauce separately.
SAUCE
1 cup peach syrup
% cup sugar
Few grains salt
2 tablespoons cornstarch
2 tablespoons butter
let teaspoon cinnamon
Combine all ingredients and
stir until well blended. Bring to
boil and stir until thick.
If you'd like to combine fresh
pears and apples with whole-
wheat bread in a baked pudding,
try this apple -pear bread des-
sert. '
APPLE -PEARS BETTY
2 cups soft whole-wheat bread
crumbs
cup melted butter
Scups (3 large) tart sliced
apples
% 'cup sugar
Ili teaspoon nutmeg
1 teaspoon grated lemon rind
3 cups (3 large) firm sliced
pears
cup boiling water
Combine bread crumbs and
melted butter; place % of mix-
ture in a 1% -quart buttered cas-
serole. Cover with all the sliced
apples. Combine sugar, nutmeg,
and lemon rind; sprinkle half Of
this mixture over apples. Cover
with tits of crumbs. Cover with
the sliced pears, then add the
remaining sugar mixture. Pour
boiling water over all. Top with
remaining crumbs. Cover. Bake
30 minutes in a preheated 375°F.
oven. Remove cover and bake
20 minutes more, or until brown.
Serves 6.
a * *
For the men in your family
who always want chocolate des-
serts, here is a chocolate bread
pudding.
CHOCOLATE BREAD
PUDDING
1 cup dry bread crumbs
1 square baking chocolate
shaved or grated
2 cups milk, scalded
1 tablespoon butter
1 cup sugar
s/ teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 egg, well beaten
Mix bread crumbs with shaved
chocolate and add to scalded milk\
in saucepan; stir over low heat
until chocolate is melted. Add
butter and cool slightly. Add
remaining ingredients and mix
well,
Pour into well -greased 6 -cup
casserole and bake at 375°F. for
1 hour, or until a sharp knife
inserted in the centre comes out
clean. Serve hot with slightly
sweetened whipped cream or
hard sauce. Serves 6.
LEMON HARD SAUCE
M cup butter, softened
1 cup confectioners' sugar
s/a teaspoon granted lemon rind
1-1% teaspoons lemon juice
'4 teaspoon lemon flavoring
Work butter until light and
creamy. Add other ingredients.
DEAD HORSE KICKS MAN
"Never say die until you're
kicked by a dead horse!" is an
old Australian saying. A far-
mer, near Bellingen, New South
Wales, felt a little strange about
the saying recently. He shot a
horse, cut its throat and .was
skinning the left leg when it
jerked loose and whacked- him
on the •chin. The farmer had to
have six stitches taken.
Institutes' Head Backe
Attack On Accidents
"Heartbreak or happiness —
the choice is often up to the
hostess who entertains during
the Christmas and New Year's
holidays", declared Mrs. J. W.
Adams, Ethelton, Sask., press.=
dent of the Federated Women's
Institutes of Canada in a pre.
holiday statement,
"Canadian housewives must
realize the heavy responsibility
which rests on their shoulders
during this holiday period", she
said, "and they must accept tbit
responsibility and act accord-
ingly."
Traffic fatalities during this.
festive period have been on tha
increase in recent years, Mrs.
Adams pointed out, and many of
these accidents could have been
avoided if more thought had
been put into the planning of
holiday parties and the refresh-
ment served at them.
In the gaiety and warmth of
family reunions, and the visits
of dear and old friends, caution
is sometimes "flung to the
winds" and what started out to
be a wonderful evening ofter
ends in tragedy.
In concluding, Mrs. Adams
suggested a few simple rules tc
be followed by the Canadian hos.
tess this year in order to ensure
a happy and safe holiday season
for all:
1. Always have food avail-
able for your guests. Tasty
spreads and dips for crackers and
potato chips, cold meat cuts and
e variety of cheeses are always
welcome and easy to serve.
2. If you are among many
Canadians who serve alcoholic
beverages, keep the safety oi
your guests in mind and be mod-
erate. Give them a cup of hot
soup, chocolate, coffee or other
alertness beverage before they
leave.'
3. Night driving in the win-
ter on icy roads or in the glare
of snow packed roads is hard on
the nerves and the eyes. Suggest
to the wives that they take a
spell at the wheel if any distance
is to be covered.
4. Listen carefully to weather
reports on your radio before
your guests leave and invite
them to stay overnight if a snow.
storm is predicted. Saving'theii
lives is worth any inconvenience
to you.
5. Suggest to your guests that
they carry with them a thermos
of coffee to provide a break
when they have to travel in iso-
lated areas. This will help them
stay alert and alive.
With road conditions the way
they are at this time of the year,
a driver needs all of his facul-
ties, says Mrs. Adams. Not only
must he take utmost care with
his own driving, but must con-
stantly be on the watch for the
often hazardous driving of
others.
Isn't it the truth? "The driver
is safer when the roads are dry,
The roads are safer when the
driver is dry."
ROADLESS WONDER No roads are needed for this vehicle,
The Transporter can haul a 70,000 -pound cargo over steep
embankments and ditches, through mud, sand or snow. Power-
ful electric motor is geared directly to each wheel to provide
the Transporter with all -wheel drive.
VENETIAN SCENE - Looking like a vista along ..the Grand Canal in Venice is this picture of
a flooded street in Port Said, Egypt Civilians try to salvage their belongings from wrecked
buildings whilst R! British tank stands guard.