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A SUMMER "MENACE"!
Summer will again !bring that
"nightmare", supenfltoous hair, oto
many .women .who are normally im-
mune to it, ifor the warm weather
often ,brings out a light downy
growth on skin. not usually subject to
it, as well as accentuating a growth
that already exists.
If you are troubled by merely a
seasonal growth, don't be unduly
alarmed! .Gelder weather •wi1.1 prob-
ably destroy the growth, and in the
meantime, use a bleach to reduce visi-
bility of the 'hairs. Do not use a razor,
or you may convert the !blemish into
a permanent one—to your dismay!
Many women 'believe that .face
creams and soaps encourage hair on
the face, Really good creams and
soaps will not cause hairs to grow,
abut if you want to feel quite free
from 'doubts, always wash yourself
withgentle •pahno:live soap, and use
.the new three -purpose cream ifor your
face.
If superfluous hair is habitual to
you, there are two methods of over-
coming it. Electrolysis is the method.
ofremoving each hair separately with
an electrically charged needle. It is
permanent, but care must'be taken to
ensure that only a thoroughly com-
petent operator carries it out.
A1 e o
s ow r method, but which can
be done in the privacy of your own
home, is to use a special depilatory
wax. The use of this wax tends to
diminish the growth. and it is quite
safe.
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OPENING •BRITLSH MA.RI{ET
FOR OANiADIAN CHEESE
'Marked enterprise is being shown
by the Canadian :Government in open -
Mg up the :British market for Canad-
ian cheese and foodstuffs ,and in meet-
ing problems arising:out of the differ-
ences between marketing and sales
promotion ;practices in the. 'Dominion
and those in the !United Kiiygdoni"
In making these observations and
in diseussiong sapient aspects of these
differences, Mr. S. L. Joss, Secretary -
Manager of the !Ontario Cheese Pro-
ducers' Association, outlined impres-
sions and data Obtained during his re-
cent six weeks' visit to Britain, when
addressing a special meeting of the
Provincial ,delegates ',of the Associa-
tion at Brockville recently.
A. ,resolution sponsored by J. E.
IMliIler of ,Lennox and Addington
County, and supported by H. S. Ken-
nedy of Carlton .County, advocated
the launching of a .domestic advertis-
ing ,cannpavgn by the Dominion and
Ontario Governments and the .Ontario
Oheese Producers' Association to pro-
mote home .consumption ofCanadian
cheese, 'Keenly interested in the mar-
keting of Canadian cheese in the Old
Land, Mr, Joss declared that in dis-
cussing this subject it seemed neces-
sary to commence with the sale of
cheese in Canada and try and follow
it through to the retail counters in
Britain. This, the claimed, was not so
easy, as it was frequently impossible
to determine whether cheese sold by
the British merchant was Canadian or
some other country's ,production.
Ile also stressed continuity and
availability of supply if full advantage
of the English market is to be taken.
At the same time, every effort was
being shade to maintain the premium
price of Canadian cheese, along with
a current effort to stimulate volume,
At present, 'he said, Canadian cheese
enjoys a premium of 114 to 115 shillings
per cwt (:1MAbs.) over "New Zealand,
and 16 to 21 shillings over Australian,
in the case of the better grades.
Stressing the need for quality, Mr.
Joss stated that the comment he re-
ceived on every hand in Britain was:
.'Keep - your quality up and you
need have no fear about retaining this
market for your very fine Canadian
.cheese."
How To Gather Eggs
Eggs should be gathered in a wire
mesh basket, not in alit old bucket
or.any old thing which comes handy.
When gathered they should 'be put in
a cool place, in a cellar if possible,
and not packed in crates until cool.
Cooling is particularly important, es-
pecially in helping to qualify the eggs
for the Grade A class. There is little
ar no circulation in an egg crate,
consequently egg, placed at once .in
crates do not cool, and the longer the
eggs stay warm in the crate the more
likely they are to .become a poor
grade. After a time the white in the
uncooled egg tends to weaken, with
the result that when the grader passes
the egg in front of the light he places
the egg in Grade B.
WEEPING WILLOW
CAME FROM EAST
The weeping willow is an exotic tree
in Canada, coming to ,North Ameri-
can continent from the East through
the agency of the English poet, Alex-
ander Pope, states George A. Steven
Son, gardener at the Dominion Exper-
imental Station at Rosthers. Sask.
'The story goes that Pope was present
when the cover was being taken off a
box of fruit shipped to England from
Smyrna and observed that one of the
sticks appeared as if it contained
some life. He planted it in the hope
that it would grow into something
not known in England, and front this
grew the willow tree that has given
birth to so many others. • During the
American' Revolution, a young British
officer brought a slip of Pope's tree
with him across the Atlantis, and
from it it is said. have come alt the
Weeping Willow's in North America,
Linnaeus, the great botanist, nam-
ed the tree, Salix Bablylonica, or wil-.
low of Babylon, in allusion to the
passage in the 1137th Psalnt, Where
the captive children of Israel are rep-
resented as hanging their harps upon.
tine wiilows by the rivers of Babylon.
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Smiles d Yesterday
Mr. John Fell of IGwderich and •a
former- resident of Hibbert, the other
day handed The News a :packet of
newspaper clippings which turned out
to Ibe stories and yarns that have
.made .people smile in days ,gone past.
"L clipped thein out of the news-
papers many, many years ago, Mr.
Fell said. 'Some of them are published
below, as follows:
* '* * *
A ,certain captain, who shall be
nameless, having been ordered on
foreign service, gave a farewell dinner
to his regiment.
Addressing the men before they
commenced to eat, he said:
"Now, lads, treat this dinner as you
would the enemy."
After dinner he discovered a priv-
ate stowing bottles of champagne
away in a 'bag. Highly incensed, the
captain asked him what he meant by
such .conduct.
"Why, sir," said the private, "I'm
only Obeying orders,"
"Obeying orders?" roared the cap-
tain. "What ,do you mean?"
"Yes, sir, was the - answer. "You
told us to treat the dinner like an
enemy, and you 'know, sir, when we
meet an enemy, those we don't kill
we take prisoners."
r.
Two Irishmen were .crossing the
ocean on the way to this country. On
the way over Patrick died. Prepares-
tions were made for the burial at sea,
but the lead weights .customarily
used in such cases were lost. Chunks
of coal were substituted. Everything
was finally ready for the last rites,
and long and earnestly did Michael
look at his friend. Finally he blurted
out sorrowfully: "Well, Pat, I always
knew ye were goin' there, but I didn't
think they'd make ye bring yer own
coal."
* * * *
The other day a well-known coun-
sel, examining the plaintiff in a
breach of promise case, inquired of
Iter: ''Was the defendant's air when
he promised to marry you perfectly
.serious or one of levity and
jocularity?"
The complainant replied: "I:f you
please, sir, it was all ruffled with him
running his hands through it."
"Yon misapprehend my meaning,"
said the counsel. "Was the promise
made in utter sincerity?
"No, sir, it was made in the wash -
house," replied the plaintiff, amid
roam of laughter.
* * * *
A Sunday -school teacher had been
telling her class of little 'boys about
crowns of glory and heavenly re-
wards for good people.
"Now, tell ate." she said, at the
close of 'the lesson, "who will .get the
biggest crown?"
There was silence for a .minute or
two, then a bright little chap piped
out:
"Hint was got t' biggest 'ead."
* * a' *
A negro had utarl several ineffect-
ual efforts to propose to the object of
Itis affections, but on each occasion
his courage failed him at the last
moment. After thinking the matter
over he finally decided to telephone,
which he slid, "Is that you, Sa-
mantha?" he inquired, upon being
given the proper utlntber, "Ye., it's
ole," returned the lady. "Will you
marry me quick?" ''Yes, I will." was
the reply; "who', spca'ein ?"
05 * *
Papa (concealing something in his
handl; "Willie, san yea tell me what
it is with heads on Osie sial' and tails
,,n the other?"
Willie tri'unpitantlyt: "Oh I
know! it's a rooster ,in a fencer
• * *
1!.' was very ha>hiul, and site tried
to make it easy for hint, They were
drivi1., along the seashore iutd she
became silent for a time.
"What's the matter?" he asked.
"f), I fend blue," she replied. "No-
body loves me, and my 11:11,15 are
cold."
"You should not say that," Was his
word ,f consolation, "tor God loves
you, and your another Ives you, and
—you can sit on your hands,"
* * * *
One day a stranger -went to a horse
dealer and wished to hire a horse and
trap for a day's outing. Not knowing
the man the horse dealer declined to
trust theta in his hands. The stranger
cva+ determined, however, uponhav-
ing his drive, and propose.!, therefore,
that he should pay the full value of
the 'horse aitd trap on condition that
he soled them back at the same price
in the evening if he brought them
hack safe. 'Co this the other could see
no objection. The horse and trap
were returned in good time, and after
receiving hack the stun paid for them
in the morning the stranger turned
to go.' "Holli on," exclaimed the
dealer, "you have forgotten 'to pay
for the hire." "My dear sir," was the.
cool reply, "there is no hiring in the
case. 'I have been driving my own
horse and trap all day." And •bhe
astonished dealer was left to think
the matter over.
*
The Cabman—"Girnmee your bag,
lady, and I'll put it on top of tilts
cab,"
Mrs. Oatcake 1(as she :gets in)--
"No;
n)—"No; that poor horse of yours has got
enough to pull! I`ll carry it on my
lap"
ANOTHER ROYAL VISIT
(New York Times)
The nation-wide enthusiasm with
which the King and Queen of Eng-
land were welcomed by ourpeople
has ,been entirely understood in the.
United States. Our 'high natidnal in-
stinct of hospitality, she sense of dis-
tinction in the visit, curiosity to' see
foreign royalty,, explain a' good part
of it. 'How closely our own history
repeats itself in :this regard is shown
by the extremely similar incidents of
what, long ago, was remembered in
this country's traditions as the "fam-
ous visit of the Prince of Wales,"
Canada, which in 1E5151 had equip-
ped a regiment for the Crimean War,
asked :Queen Victoria to visit the Do-
minion. As a substitute she agreed' to
send in due course the heir to the
throne, the future Edward VI•I, then
only au Oxford undergraduate of 118,
When the trip was first announced,
early in 1&l0, President Buchanan and
the New York City government urged
that the ,royal tour should include the
'United States. Queen. Victoria de-
murred, on the ,ground that this
country's reception of the great-
grandson of George III could hardly
Abe cordial and might 'be hostile. Even
when at length persuaded, the Queen
insisted that the Prince .should be of-
ficially introduced south of the Can-
adian border, not as heir to the Brit-
ish throne, but only as "Baron Ren-
frew."
Such precaution turned out, as
every one might have imagined, to
be superfluous. In the United States
during September and October, 13160i,
as in Canada during July and August,
the 18 -year-old scion of •royalty dis-
played the remarkable tact and -bon-
homie which made him, almost a half
century later, an influence in Eng-
land's Continental relations. At De-
troit, where he entered the 'United
States, at Chicago, St. Louis, Cincin-
nati and Pittsburgh, he was received
by enthusiastic crowds which packed
the streets, At Washington he spent
three days in the White House, as,
guest of tate elderly P•res'ident and his
pretty niece. During that visithe
aroused the warmest nation-wide
plaudits 'by visiting Mount Vernon
with President Buchanan and person-
alty planting a tree by 'EWashingno:es
tomb to commemorate the occasion.
England itself was impresse':: ..,.1
prize poen! at Cambridge Univers^v
in •1861 was entitled "The Prince o'
Wales at •the Tomb of \Cashin t.ir..''
The White House 'levee" was
season's event; we nt:iy guess that
the invitation list amused as mtsty
heart -turnings as did that of Sir Ron-
ald Lindsay. When New York r
ceived the royal guest, the Duk, •. f
Newcastle, who accompanied the
Prince, deser!bed the city, in a letta-
to Queen Victoria, as "worked up to
madness." By the record, there wa,
certainly such gate-crashing anon,
the 5,000 who crowded into the A:Ia'O-
emy of Music, where the grand
was given, that. before the ball a:as
over, part of the noir collapsed.
One of the speeches of the •1 •-
claret that the episode. "liti tier '1
the last fault traces of disc , .1
twten the two countries. Tbta: tva<
in Autumn of .1910; it was an Cv.1.1 1:
that, barely a year after ta_
of 'Wales had sailed ,for +tont.. d•,;
outbreak of our Civil War an
navy's seizure of the Trent tri ,
Ow two Governments into
strained relations. Yet tuaa
men afterward believe:1 titn' at-
titude of the Queen and Prin _ rt -
sort, in restraining the British `lln-
istry from precipitate action luring
148611, was at least partly influence! ':y
the cordial reception of the Prince •?i
Wales in the United States of Bat.
The King's visit of 11939 d to til ss
emphasizes the subsequent .gra of
good feeling.
Dept. Issues Warning
Evidence of fraud and charging. if
prices in excess of the current retail
price in connection with the distribu-
tion of butter It Persons on relief
throughout _Canada has been 'brought
to the attenthtu of the Dominion De-
partment of \grieulture. under whose
iurrdictiott the distribution of i .h
butter is bung made. The 1) par:-
ment warns that immediate sten, are
hying taken to check thisabuse and
diose gui•lty of exchanging the anter
vouchers for tobacco, cigarettes 3.nid
other ;goods and storekeepers charg-
ing :higher than the going price in :the
locality, where the vouchers are sub-
mitted, leave themselves open to ,pro-
secution. 'While this practice is :not'
general, there have, however, been
several ,cases of flagrant ialbuae in
which action has already been taken,