The Seaforth News, 1938-07-28, Page 6i
PAGE 'S'IX,
THE SEAFORTH NEWS
THURSDAY, JULY 28, 1938
Bois
Brules
How Louis Laplante was for 'fight across the room and •sit on the 'hair-
ing a duel en route with the man, who
spoke of "French 'brag" and was only
.dissuaded from his purpose by the
raft suddenly teetering at an angle of
forty-five degrees with the water
which threatened to toboggan us all
into mid -river; how 'I was then sta-
tioned in the 'centre and the other
men distributed equally on each side
of the raft to maintain !balance; how
we swung out into the Red, rocking
with each shifting of the crew and
were treated to a volley of objurga-
tions from the red-faced man—I do
not intend to relate. This sort of melo-
drama may seen wherever there are.
drunken men, a raft and a river. The
men poled only fitfully, and we were
driven solely by the current. It was
dark long before we had reached
near Fart Douglas and the waters
swished past with an inky, glassy
sheen that vividly recalled the murky
pool about the beaver -dam. And yet
I had not fear, ,but drifted along ut-
terly indifferent to the termination of
the freakish escapade in which I had
•become involved. !Nature mercifully
sets a limit to human capacity for
suffering; and I felt I had reached
that limit. Nothing worse could hap-
pen than had happened, at least, so I
told myself, and I waited with cyni-
cal .curiosity what might take place
inside the Hudson's Bay fort. Then a
shaft of lantern light pierced the dark,
striking aslant the river, and the men
began poling hard for Fort Douglas
wharf. We struck the landing with a
hump, disembarked, passed the senti-
nel at the gate and were at the en-
trance to the main building.
'You kick me here," said Louis. "I
pay you back here!"
"What are you going to do with
him?" asked the soberest man of the
red-faced leader.
"Hand him over to Governor Sem-
ple for a spy."
"The governor's abed. Besides, they
don't want him about to 'hear H. B.
secrets when the Nor' -West !brigade's
a-comingl You'd better get sobered
up, yez hedl That's my advice to yez,
before going to Governor Semple,"
and the prudent trapper led the way
inside. To the fore was the main
stairway, on the right the closed store,
and on the left a small apartment
which the governor had fitted up as
a private office. For some unaccount-
able reason—the same reason, I sup-
pose, that mischief is always awaiting
the mischief-maker—the door to this
office had been left ajar and a light
burned inside. 'Twas Louis, •ever alert,
when mischief was abroad, who tip-
toed over to the open door, poked his
head in and motioned his drunken
companions across the sacred pre-
cincts of Governor Semple's private
room. 'I was loath to be a party to
this mad nonsense, but the fly and
the fish should have thought of re-
sults before venturing too near
strange coils. The red-faced fellow
gave me a push. The sober man mut-
tered, "Better come, or they'll raise a
row," and we were all within the for-
bidden place, the door shut and
bolted.
To city folk, used to the luxuries
of the east, I dare say that office
would have seemed mean enough, But
the men had !been so long away from
leather chairs, hair.cloth sofa, wall
mirror, wine decanter and other odds
and ends which furnish a gentleman's
living apartments that the very mem-
ory .of such things had faded, and
that the small room, with its old -
country air, seemed the vestibule to
another world,
"Sump—too—'uss—ain't it " asked
the sober man with' bated breath and
obvious distrust of his tongue.
"Mag—nee—fcquel M. Louis La-
plante, look you there," cried the
Frenchman, catching sight of his lull
f,ure in ,the mirror and instantly
striking .a pose of admiration. Then
he twirled fiercely at both ends of his
mustache till it stood out with the
wire finish of a Parisian •dandy.
The red-faced fellow had .permitted
me, with arms still tied, to walk
cloth sofa, He was lolling back in the
governor's armchair, playing the lord
and puffing one of Mr. 'Semple's fine
pipes.
"We are gentlemen adventurers of
the ancient and honorable Hudson's
Bay Company, .gentlemen advent-
urers," he roared, bringing his fist
down with a thud on the desk, "We
'hereby •decree that the Fort William
!brigade be captured, that the whisky
be freely given to every dry -throated
lad in the Hudson's •Bay Company,
that the Nor'-Westers be sent down
the Red on a raft, that this meeting
raftify this dissolution, afterwards
moving—seconding—and unanimously
amending—
"Adjourning—you mean," interrupt-
ed one of the orator's audience.
"I say," tailed one, who had been
dazed by the splendor, "how do you
tell which is the lookin' glass and
which is the window?" 'And he look-
ed tom the window on one side to
its exact reflection, length and width,
directly opposite.
The puzzle was left unsolved; for
just then Louis Lap'lante found a
flask of liquor and speedily divided
its contents among the crowd—which
was not calculated to- clear up mys-
teries of windows anid mirrors among
those addle -pates. Dull wit may be
sport for drunken men, 'bit it is
mighty flat to an onlooker, and I was
out of patience with their carousal.
"The governor will be 'back here
presently, Louis," said I.
"Tired of being a tombstone, Na—
ha! Better be a champagne bottle!" he
laughed with slightly thickened articu-
lation and increased unsteadinness in
his gait.
"If you don't hide that bottle in
your hand, there'll be a big head and
a sore head for you men to -morrow
morning" I rose to try and get them
out of the office; but a sober man
with tied arms among a drunken crew
is at a disadvantage.
"Ha—old—wise—sh—head! To—the
—sh—shure! Whur—d'—y'—hide it?"
"Throw it out of the window," said
1, without the slightest idea of lead-
ing him into mischief.
"Whish—whish—ish—the window,
Rufush?" asked Louis imploringly.
The last potion had done its work
and Louis was passing from the jovial
to the pensive stage. He would pres-
ently reach a mood which might be
ugly enough for a companion in
bonds. Was it this prospect, 1 wonder,
or the mischievous spirit pervading
the very air from the time I reached
the ruins that suggested a way out of
any dilemma?
"Throw it out of the window," said
I, ignoring his question and shoving
him off.
" Whiah—ish—the window--dam-
mie?" he asked. holding the battle ir-
resolutely and looking in befuddled'
distraction from side to side of the
roam.
"Thur—both—windows—fur as 1
see I see," said the man, who had
beta -cher, but was no longer so,
Throw it through the back win -
dew! Folks corrin' in at the door
w an't see it."
The red-faced man got up to in-
vestigate. and all faith in my plan
died within me; but the lantern light
was dusky and the red-faced man
conld no longer navigate a course
from window to mirror.
"There's a winder there," said he,
scratching his head and looking at
the window reflected in perfect .pro-
portion on the mirrored surface.
"And there's a winder there," he
declared, pointing at the real wind-
ow. 'They're 'both winders and.
they're both lookin'-glasses, for I see
is all in ,hath of them, This place is
haunted. Lem -me but!"
"Take thish, then," cried Louis.
shaving the bottle towards him and
flomtderint; acrosstothe -door to bar
the way. "Take thigh or tell me whish
—islr--the window."
"Both winders, I tell you, and ,both
loakin'-glasses," vowed the 'ran. The
other four fellows declined to express
an opinion for the very good reason
ttat two were asleep and two lbefud-
dded beyond questioning.
'''See "here, Loads," 1 exclaimed,
"there's only one way to tell where
to throw that bottle,"
"Mesh, 'Rufush," and he caitie'to'me
as if I were his .only friend on earth.
"llhe bottle will go through the
window and it won't go through the
mirror," I began.
"Damhue—I knew that," he snap-
ped out, ready to weep.'
"Well -you 'undo. those 'thiii,gs,"
nodding' to •the ropes about my arms,
opens, "and I'll find out which and
the one that opens is the window, and
yoe scan throw .out 'the !bottle."
"The very thing, Rufush, wise—sh
—head—old—old—al' solennrcholy,"
and he ripped the Topes off une.
Now I offer no excuse for wh'a't 1
did. I could have apened'.that. window
and let myself out some distance
ahead of the 'bottle, without involving
Louis and his gang in !greater' mis-
chief. What I did was not out of
spite to the governor of a. rival com-
pany; but mischief, as I said, was in
the very air.' Besides, the 'knaves had
delayed pie far into midnight, and I
had no scruples about giving each
twenty-four 'hours in the fort ,guard-
room. I took a precautionary inspec-
tion 'of the window -sash, Yes, 'I was
sure I could leap through, carrying
out sash and all.
"H•arry—o'l' tontbshtone--governor
—sh—corrin'," urged Louis.
I made towards the window and
fumbled at the sash.
"'Thus doesn't .open," said I, which
was quite true, for I did not try to
'b'udge it. Then 1 went across to the
mirror. "Neither 'does this," said I.
"Wha'—wha'—we d,o Rufush?"
"I'll tell you, You can jump through
a window but not through a glass.
Now you count—one two—three,"
—this to the redafaced man—"and
when you say 'three' I'll give a run
and jump. If I fall 'bark, you'll know
it's the mirror, and `fling the bottle
quick through the other. Ready,
count!"
9One," said the red-faced man.
Louis raised his arm and I 'prepar-
ed for a dash.
"Two-!„
Louis •brought back his arm to gain
stronger sweep.
"Three!"
I 'gave a leap and made as though I
had fallen back. There was the pistol -
shot splintering of bottle and mirror
crashing down to the Boor. The win-
dow frame gave with a burst, and I
was outside rushing past the sleepy
sentinel, who 'poured out a volley of
eurses after me,
CHAPTER XXII
As well play pussy -wants -a -corner
with a tiger as make-believe war with
an Indian. In 'both cases the fun may
become ghastly earnest with no time
for cry -quits. So it was with the
great fur -trading 'companies at the be-
ginning of this century. Each held
the Indian in subjection and thought
to use him with daring impunity
against its rival. And each was caught
in the meshes of its 'own merry game.
I, .as a Nor' -Wester, of course, con-
sider that the lawless acts of 'the Hud-
son's Bay had been for three years
educating the natives up to th'e tra-
gedy of June .10, [11&115. But this wholly
a partisan opinion. Certainly both
companies have lied ,outrageously
about the results of their quarrels.
The truth is Hudson's Bay and lNor'-
\ Testers were playing war with .the
Indian. •Consequences having exceed-
ed ail calculation, both companies
would fain free themselves of blame.
For instance. it has .been said the
Hudson's Bay people had no intention
of intercepting the North-West bri-
gade bound up the Red and Assini-
boine for the interior—this assertion
despite the fact our rivals had pillaged
every 'North-West for that could be
attacker!. Now I acknowledge the
Nor'-Westers disclaim hostile purpose
in the rally of three hundred Bole-
Brules to the Portage; but this Site
not well with the warlike appearance
of these armed plain rangers, who sal-
lied forth to !protect the Fort !William
express, Nor dose it agree with the
expectations of the Indian rabble, who
flocked on our rear like carrion bird,
keen for the spoils of 'oattle. Both
companies had—as it were—leveled
and cocked their weapon. To send it
off needed but a spark, and a slight
misunderstanding ignited that spark,
My arrival at the Pprtage had the
instantaneous effect of sending two
strong battalions of Bois-Bratles hot-
foot across country to meet the Fort
William express before it could reach
Fort 'Doug -las. They were to convoy
it overland to a point on the Assini-
boine where it could he reshipped. To
the second of these parties, 1 attach-
ed myself. I was anxious to attempt a
visit to I$amilton. There was some
ane else whom 1 hopes] to find at
Fort Douglas; so 1 refused to rest at
the Portage, though I had ,been in niy
saddle almost constantly for twenty
days.
When we set out, I confess I did
not like the look of things, Those In-
dians smeared with paint and decked
out with the feathered war -cap .kept
increasing to our rear. There were
he eagles! . Where was the carcass?
l'he Presence of these sinister fellows,
hot with the lust of 'b'lood, had omi-
nous significance. Among the half-
breeds there was unoo.ncealed' excite-
men•t,
Shortly before we strucic ,oil •Nlre As;
siniboine trail northward for the Red,
in order to meet the expectedbrigade
beyond Fort Douglas, some of our
people slipped back to the hidian tab -
'We, When. they :reappeared, they 'were
togged out in native war -gear with
boo many 'tomahawks and pistols for
the P,'
• ood of those who might interfere
with our mission. There was no mis-
understanding the sagly temper of .the
men. Here, I Wish to testify that ex-
plicit ,orders were .given for the forces
to avoid passing near Fort Douglas,
or in any way provoking conflict.
There was placed iar charge of our 'di-
vision the most 'powe'rful .plain -ranger
in the 'service of the ,company, the one
person of all others, who might con-
trol the natives in case .of an outbreak
—and .that man was Cuthbert Grant.
Pierre, the minstrel, and six .clerks
were also in the party; but what could
a handful of moderate men do with a
horde ,of Indians and Metis wrought
up to aifury of revenge?
"Now, 'deuce take 'those rascals!
Wlhat are they doing?" exclaimed
Grant angrily, as we left the river
trail and skirted round a slough of
Frog Plains on the side remote from
Fort Douglas. Our forces were fol-
lowing in straggling disorder. The
first 'battalions of the Bois-Brules,
which 'had already rounded the marsh,
were now in the settlement on Red
River bank. It was to 'them that Grant
referred, Commanding a !halt ,and rais-
ing his spy -glass, he took an anxious
survey of the foreground.
"Tit e r e's something seriously
wrong," he said, "Strikes me we're
near a powder minel Here, Gillespie,
you look!" He handed the field -glass
tome.
A great commotion was tvisible
among the settlers, Ox -carts peeked
with people were jolting in hurried
confusion towards Fort Douglas, Be -
bind, tore a motley throng of men,
women and .children, running like a
frightened flock of sheep. Whatever
the cause of alarm, •our men were not
molesting them; for I watched the
horsemen proceeding leisurely to the
appointed rendezvous, till the last rid-
er disappeared among the woods of
the river path.
"Scared! Badly scared! That's all,
Grant," said I. "You've no idea what
wild stories are going the rounds of
the settlement about the Bois -
Brides!"
"And you've no idea, young man,
what wild stories are going the
rounds of the Bois-.Brules about the
settlement," was Grant's moody
reply.
Ify chance acquaintance with the
Assinulboine encampment had given
me some idea, but I did not tell
'Grant so.
"Perhaps they've taken a 'few old
prisoners to ensure the fort's good
behavior, while we save our bacon,"
I suggested.
"If they have, those !Highlanders
will go to Fort Douglas shining as a
red Ibali," answered the plain -ranger.
In this, Grant did his 'people injust-
ice; for of those prisoners taken by
the advance guard, not a hair of their
heads was injured, The warden Was
nervously apprehensive. This was un-
usual with him; and I have since
wondered if his dark forebodings
arose from 'better knoavledge of the
Bois-Brules than I possessed, or from
some premonition.
"There'd be some reason for un-
easiness; if you weren't here to con-
trol them, Grant" said I, nodding to-
wards the Indians and Metis.
".One man against a host! What
can I clo?" he asked gloomily.
'Good gracious, man! Dol 'Why, do
what you came to do! Whatever's the
matter with you?"
The swarthy face had turned a
ehat.t:y yellowish tint and he did not
answer,
"'Pon any honor," I exclaimed,
"Are you ill, man?"
"'Tisn't that! When I went to
sleep, last night, there were—corpses
all round rte. I thought I was in a
charnel house and---"
"Good gracious, Grant!" I shud-
dered out. "Don't you go off your
head next! Leave that for us green
chaps! Besides, the Indians were
raising stench enough with a dog -
stew to fill any 'brain with fumes. For
goodness' sake, let's go on, meet those
fellows••w-ith the brigade, secure that
express and get off this `powder mine'
—as you call it."
"By ail means!" Grant responded,
giving the order, and we m,•bved for-
ward but only at snail pace; for I
think he 'wanted to give the settlers
plenty of tinge to reach the fort,
"By .five o'clock in the afternoon we
had almost rounded the slough and
were gradually closing towards the
wooded ground of the river bank. We
were within ear -shot of the settlers.
They were !flying ,past with terrified
cries of "The half -(breeds! The half -
'breeds!" when I heard Grant , groan
•from sheer alarm and mutter
"Look) Lookl 'The lambs coning to
meet the wolves!"
To this day I cannot account for
the madness of the thing, There, 'some
twenty, thirty Hudson's Bay, Men—
were youths' Rasa. of them ---were.
coming with all speed to head us 'of[
from the river path, at a wooded
point ,railed Seven ,Oaks. What. this
'pigmy band thought it could do
against our armed men, '3 do not
know. The blunder on their ;Part was
so unexpected and inexcusable, , it
never dawned ion. us the pandc-stricken
settlers had 'spread.'' a report of raid,
and these poor valiant clefend•ers had
come out to ,pro'te'ct the 'colony, If'
that be the 'true explanation of their
rash conduct in tempting conflict,'
what were they !thinking about to
leave the walls .of •idteir ,fort 'during
danger? My own opinion is that with
Lord Selkirk's presumptuous claims
to -,exclusive possession in Red River
and the repent high -,handed success
of 'the Hudson's Bay, the men of Fort
Douglas were so 'flushed with pride
they did not realize the risk of 'a
brush with the Bois -Billies. Much,
too, may be attributed to Governor
Semple's inexperience; 'but it was
very evident for the purpose of the
force 'deliberately !blocking your path
was not .peaceable, If the Hudson's
Bay 'bituldered in coming out to chal-
lenge es, 40 .dud we, I frankly admit;
for we regarded the advance as an
audacious trick to hold us back till
the Fort 'William express could be
captured.
Now that the thing he feared had
come, all !hesitancy vanished, from
Grant's manner. Steeled and cool like
the leader he was, he sternly coat-
manded the surging Metis to keep
'back. Straggling Indians and half -
!breeds dashed to our foreranks with
the rush of a teanpest and chafed hot-
ly against the warden. At a word
from Grant, the men swung ' across
the enemy's course sickle -shape; but
they were furious at this disclined re-
straint. From horn to horn of the
crescent, rode the plain -ranger, lash-
ing horses back to the circle and
shaking his fist in the quailing face of
many a !bold rebel.
Both sides advanced within a short
distance of each other. We could see
that 'Governor Semple, himself, was
leading the .Hudson's Bay men, Im-
tnediately, Boucher, a North-West
clerk, was sent forward 'to parley.
Now, I hold the 'Nor'-Westers would
not have done that if their purpose
had been hostile; but Boucher rode
out waving his hand and calling—
"'What do you want? What do you
want?" •
"What do you want, yourself?"
came Governor 'Semple's reply with.
some heat and not a little insolence.
"We want our fort," demanded
Boucher slightly taken• aback, hut
thoroughly angered. His horse was
prancingly restively within pistol
range of the governor,
"Go to your fort, then! Go 'to your
fort!" returned Semple with stinging
contempt in manner and voice.
He might as well have ,told us to
go to 'Gehenna; for the fort was scat-
tered to the four winds.
"The fool!" anu'ttered Grant. "The
fool! Let him answer for the conse-
quences. Their' blood the on their own
heads."
Whether the Bois-Brules; who had
lashed their horses into a lather of
foam and were cursing out threats in
the ominous undertone that precedes
a storm -burst, now encroached upon
the neutral ground in spite of Grant,
or were 'led gradually forward by the
warden as the Hudson's Bay govern-
or's hostility increased, I did not in
the excitement of the moment ob-
serve. !One thing is certain, while the
quarrel between the Hudson's Bay
governor and the North-West ,clerk
was becoming more furious, our surg-
ing cohorts were closing in . on the
little hand like an irresistible tidal
wave. 1 could snake curt several Hud-
sc•i's Bay faces, that seemed to re-
mind me of my Fort Douglas visit;
but of the rabble of Noe-Westers .and
F,ofs-Brules disguised in hideous war -
gear, I dare avow not twenty of us
were recognizable.
"Miserable rogue!" Boucher was
shouting, utterly beside himself with
rage and flourishing his .gun directly
over the governor's head, "Miserable
rogue! 'VG'Ihy have you destroyed our
fort?"
-Call him off, Grant! Call him off
or it's all up!" I begged, seeing the
parley go from 'bad to worse; 'hit
Grant was 'busy with the Bois-Brules
and did not hear.
(To be continued)
The lorry driver was' unfortunate
enough to run his car into a house
where a woman stood ironing. He
didnot 'know what to,sayand blurted
out; "Can you tell me the , way to
Wigan?"
Woman: "Yes, straight past the
sideboard anti then to the left past
the piano!"
"I- see your clock is not going."
.°'Yes,. the spring is broken, ,ancl un-
fortunately the maker's ,gu•aran'tee'ex-
pired in I1f763."
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"No use senving ,that turtle soup,.
waiter. It isn't hot enough."
"But lady, how do you .know it
isn't "
"By the way you kept your thumb
in it."
Angry Farmer—What fer are ye
comin' '!name wi' yer milk pail'
empty? Dident the auld coo
onything?
Farm Hand—Ay, sir, the amid coo-
g'ed nine quarts an' se ,kick,
"You say you know the ,plaintiff's
reputation, ,and , you know it to Abe•
anything but good?"
do."
"Then tell the jury, on your oath,.
wheat reasons you have for making
such a statement"
"Well, I can say on oath that I
have met .this mean in places where 'I
would be ashemed to Ibe seen l"