The Clinton News Record, 1936-04-30, Page 6PAGE 6
THE CLINTON NEWS -RECORD
'mugs:, APRIL. 30, 193
NEWS
P
NING S
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Timely Information for the
Busy Farmer
( Furnished by the Department of Agriculture )
Plans for Cheese Storage
The drastic changes which the On-
taiio Cheese Factory Patrons' Asso-
ciation are planning for the handling
of cheese in Eastern Ontario this
season were outlined at a meeting
held recently at Winchester'. At the
meeting, of the Dundas County. Pat-
rons' Association, W. J. Stewart,.
Morewood, the chairman, outlined the
proposed action, which was being tak-
en under .the provisions of the Natur-
al Products Marketing, Act,
faunas at the O.A.C. in January,
the Provincial Entomologist remind-
ed his hearers that the corn borer last
year came back with a vengeance and
increased on an average nearly three-
fold. This increase' '•' he attributed
lagely to the moist warm ,weather
last June and July — the critical
months for the insect. The increase,
however was much greater in coun-
ties not under the Act than those Un-
der it. In many counties there is now
much fear that the borer will agasn
All cheeseproduced in Ontario,increase this year. The entoriiologist
east says there is little doubt that it will
of Toronto, must now be sold through do so if we get nice moist•rowin
some recognized Board, and buyers d g
weather again in June and July.
have to have a license. Under an And meteorologists seem to think
agreement withthe railroads all that we aye entering upon a series of
cheese will be gathered once a week wetter seasons:
within a radius of 80 miles of Win- To guard against such increase and
chester, and will be delivered there to the damage it Would bring to the corn
a cool storage, where it will be held industry, it is necessaryto remind
until graded, after which it will
be held until graded, after which it growers that the Corn Borer Act will
will be warehoused in Montreal, at
a cost of 25 cents per cwt. The Win-
chester storage plant twill receive 3=,5
cents per box, which will be absorbed
by the buyer.
Buy Feeds on Guarantee
Do not find yourself with a "gold=
brick" feed, money spent and no
value in return. Oat feeds analysed
in the laboratories of the Dominion
Experimental Farms have hada
range from 4 to 14 per cent. of pro-
tein and from 10 to 30 per cent. of
fibre, meat -meals of from 40 to 65
• per cent. protein and phosphoric acid
from 19 to 20 per cent. Therefore do.
not buy your feeds blindly but study
the guaranteed analyses as printed
on bags or•,other containers so that
you know of what value the feeds
are for your specific purpose, and el-
, so as compared with other feeds of
the sante class.
Starters for the Chicks
and "Life Begins at Forty" by Walter
13. Pitkin. 1 know that 1 have been
stimulated by the reading of these
and other like boobs, and I am ready
to urge every young' tnenand every
man in middle age to quaff the wine
of inspirational books. All of us want
and needto pee life and its possibil-
ities as it is seen by men o1.' far and
lofty vision,- and we ought to be
grateful to the seers—the men, who
write books which stirthe blood and
which stimulate ns—make us resolve
to make a fuller use of under -used
•
gifts and powers.
In the Manger book the Section
chapters are suggestive of the char-
acter of the contents. They are
You can do anytihng—Sell by giving
—People don't care -about you—Pep-
Quick results—Spirit—Nerve pee-
spective—l(nowledge-Plus - .You're
over 21. Take the section captioned
"Nerve" and look at its chapter divis-
ions: Smile—Raise your voice—Take
theoffensive—Bluff yourself --Bluff
the opposition—Show initiative—Get
hurt—Take a "shot in the arm"—Re-
call past successes—have backing —
Get your second wind -- Chance it.
These very chapter headings are in-
spiring.
Why do I call attention to this
book? It is because most of us live
gray lives --e lorless lives—lives on
be enforced this year in all counties low levels of effort and attainment.
where it was enforced last year, and This is particularly so if we live in
that the inspectors, owing to the ser- small comnumities where we meet
ious situation, will be instructed to daily the same people and have daily
be stricter and firmer in seeing that a rather small and monotonous ex-
it is contplied,.with by all. perience.
In counties where there is no• Act Take those who live in New York,
the growers are urged to plow under by, way of contrast. There the rush
all corn stubble carefully and to and swirl of 10,000,000 people : give
gather and burn or plow down any momentum to life. Let it be granted
corn stalk or pieces of corn left un- that 9,500,000 out of the 10,000,000
consumed anywhere. This is because are very commonplace persons, doing
almost all the borers are in the stub- work of a small sort, earning barely
ble and other cornremnants until
June and can be destroyed by burn-
ing or plowing these under, and not
dragging them up again.
(To be continued)
•
Planting in the Woodiot
(continued)
(By I. C. Marritt)
Planting is necessary if it is de-
sired to increase the area in wood-
land.
Trees require light for. growth.
For those who prefer to mix their Many owners who have planted trees
own chick feeds, and as the O.A.C. in shade have been disappointed be.
cafeteria cluck ration has been re- cause the trees have not done well,
quested several times lately we are Different species differ in the shade
giving it herewith, but advise that that they will grow under. Some
thoroughness in nixing the different species such as Scotch pine, European
ingrenients is impel:taut, larch, red oak and paper birch rye -
Following is a baby chick cafeteria quire full sunlight. White ash and
ration:' red pine require plenty of light.
Rolled 'wheat, 320 lbs.; wheat bran, White pine will grow in half shade.
60 lbs.; Wheat germ, 100 lbs.; white
hominy, 330 lbs.; ground yellow corn,
840 lbs,; rolled barley, 100 lbs.; rolled
oat groats, 300 lbs.; ground oats, 100
lbs.; ground peas, 60 lbs.; soybean,
oil areal, 40 lbs.; powdered milk 140
lbs,; meat ureal, 80 lbs.; fish meal, 20 starting in the woods and on this home frequently in order to have con -
lbs.;' cod liver meal, 10 lbs.; one pint account the six foot spacing that is tact with new people and to secure
cod-liver oil to each 100 lbs. mixture, recommended in plantations is not new inspirations and new burnish
necessary, The same is true in un- ittgs• Then he returns home strenth-
enough to keep body and soul togeth
er. Yet they live dangerously in
particular sense; for there is a per-
petual danger that they may lose
their jobs. Life is full of anxiety.
'The race is always to the swift. Life
may be lived meanly, yet it is lived
throbbingly. Fear is an ever-present
spectre.
2 would not want to live in New
York, Yet for 17 years I lived in
London, a city, larger than New York,
London differs from New York, It is
a . more placid city.— a kindly city
where even the very poor can find
contentment and enjoyment, a n d
where life is not hectic. But New
York is a devouring monster. It may
be a eity of opportunities, but is Is
also a city its which opportunity for
most dwellers in it is never niet with.
UITEREST
PEOPLE WE MEET
i0
The St, Marys Journal -Argus has sent home as officer in charge of the
been running for some time little guard on a hospital ship. Alter put -
sketches oi' the more prominent citi- ting in at 1Vlarseilies their course con-
zens,. Last week it had 'the following tinned to London, Eng. and :from
about the husband of a former Clint- there to the British West -Indies
ton girl: where convalescents were delivered at
A well-infoi•ined and much -travel- the various islands, the last port of
led citizen is ourfriend and neighbor, call being Mr. Vessey's home city of
Jamaica,: Obtaining• two months
1VIr. Charles Vessey.
•
ri •
The subject of this sketch was The he went on a visit to his fath-
er, in the heart of the n er, who was then located in Canada.
Empire, re, 016 He secured demobilibatipn.
London. At fourteen years of age omen homestead.
Charlie started work as assistant to ,e Albertaland took u o a sogea tea f
his father,the lateAlexanderHe also took up a soldier's grant of
w.li Vessey, land, He proved up his title and
o conducted , a manufacturing
furrier's . estallislmlent. Later' his continued to he
for several years.
father' became interested itt t heugsugar In Alberta d meMiss Marion Iat
ar Witt a UtttecT Church missionary at
beet industry and for nearly ten Sinok'
years Charlie lived on the Continent Smoky Lake., They wereClinton,Ont., atg
where he was occupied with business thenlcontinter's old home in Cnton,
p and eontionteste r some time on. the
in connection with that industry, Tie Alberta homestead,
resided for a time in Berlin, theh in
Vienna, in Budapest and for a time in Mrs, About -eight years ego Mi; and
Warsaw, Poland. Incidentally 'he Vessey tookycharge of the farm
Town -
learned to speak German as fluently centre •for boys in Fullerton To St.
as a dative and was quite conversant ship. In where they. removed I he
in the Hungarian tongue. He became .Cocks h Vessey took the
indeed familiar with the life of those hiskdis tt Plough Cos still agencyd for
countries, and trade many friends, this district which hen oherds,
found -
some of whom he still hears from oc_ Mr. Vessey was one s of the heoCan-
casionally. ei•s and Charter- members of the Can=
adian Legion in St. Marys. He is a
At twenty=eight years of age Mr. Past President and is now a director.
Vessey crossed the ocean for the first Mr. Vessey is still a reserve officer
time. After spending a short time in of the British Imperials. He is an
New York he proceeded to Montreal active member of the United Church.
and lived -in Canada for two years. This modest and somewhat retie -
He then obtained a position with the, ing gentleman is becoming widely a.
West Indies Electric Co.' with head- quainted throughout the district and
quarters at Kingston, Jamaica. His is recognized as a sterling citizen
new position took him constantly to Having served his country for years
San Lucia, Trinidad, B a - in the army and for additional years
hama Islands, Barbados, and Martin- in social work Mr. Vessey has had
ique. At the outbreak of the Great a fine record of public service.
War Mr. Vessey was still in Jamaica Mrs. Vessey has had a leading
and, enlisted with the British West place in women's organizations of
Indies .Infantry for Overseas service. the Church and is an executive mein -
His battalion sailed for England early ber .of the London Conference Branch
W. M, S. Their daughter, Doreen
Ruth, is an Armistice Day ,baby.
Their son, James Irwin, was a Leap
'Year baby. He was born on Feb. 28,
thereby missing by a day his father's
birthday. Mr. Vessey, who' was born
on Feb. 29, has had only eleven birth-
days, missing one in the year 1900.
This year his birthday came on Sat-
urday. It is interesting to note that
Feb. 29 will not occur on Saturday
again :for 200 years, unless ,of course
the calendar is changed in the .Inean-
while.
- m 1916, Shortly afterwards he was
a commissioned as an officer.
Those to be really envied are they
who live fully in small communities.
ani thinking of a man—a newspaper
White spruce, hemlock, sugar maple man. Ile writes much for his own
and beech will grow in denser shade Paper. He has a flair for writing.
than other species. White and red He is always writing.: -,-always inter -
pine, white spruce and sugar maple viewing local persons and non-resi-
may be planted in the shade of poplar, dents of his town about the present
There will be natural reproduction and the past. He goes away front
'ee
derplanting poplar and paper birch. ened. For hint there is no place like
Help to Make Caanda More Spot planting is the best method to home. In his own community he is
;79114, - Beautiful es; follow in woodlot planting. Removet engraving a memory of him on the
the sod from a 1i4-2 'foot square and: metal of the community's gratitude
The unlovely things and unattrac` plant the tree in the centre of the' and appreciation,
tive places: in Canada that displease. Spot. The sods should not be placedi Every one of us has to live some -
the eye ane made by ratan. It is time
he set out to undo some of the dam-
age that has been done. There are
primrose paths for all, to tread who
care to make them: An amazing
amount of worry can be spaded tin-
der along those paths in a bright
spring afternoon, Since Adam tilled
the first garden many pastimes have
mine 'to claims their thousands but
have passed out ofthe picture while
gardening has stood through the.
centuries. There must be something
in it. Buy some flower seeds,' plant
some flowers or shrubs this spring.
Help to make Canada more beautiful,
Don't Forget The Corn Borer
Spring
This
back around the planted trees as the where. Some of tis are unstable—
grass competes with the tree for; we wont take toot in any community.
moisture. It is better to leave a Others like best the town or city of
slight depression in order that much' their birth and upbringing, yet now
needed moisture will not run off.1 and then go to far places to enlarge
Deep the roots of the trees moist unexperience, and to acquire a stronger
til they are planted and the easiest' love for our home or city. When you
and most sure method is to carry the; ponder the matter, in what vital
trees in a pail of water, Labor! may,tliiugs,do Seattle, Denver, Los Angeles
be reduced in an open woods and: Boston, Philadelphia, New Orleans,
plantations by plowing shallow fur St. Paul and St. Lotus differ from
rows. The trees are planted in the Canadian cities, or from Clinton; or
bottom ofthe furrow, l Peterborough, oe Kingston or
Residents of Ontario may secure cheater or Chatham or Woodstock?
trees free for planting in the wood- Life is notmade by a community's
lot. Application forms and descrip-' population or buildings or amenities
Nye literature may he obtained from or industries, or even by its people.
the Forestry Branch, Parliament One's life is made by oneself,
Buildings,' Government tree nurseries! Life does not consist in the abur-
or the county Agricultural Represent-; dance of one's possessions, or of one's
Speaking to a large gathering of tative, ! pleasures, an, of one's experience and
adventures, Life is an inner -ea spir-
'■•■•i•■1.ee•■Y■•e•■•r■•■•■°%•.•.Yn°a°■•.•n'.Y■•■•■°■:•■°■•.•■is'■'ei■"r°■°■•r•■Y.•.~.• actual and a cultural—thing. It con-
tsists in self-discipline and self-con-
ee. quest, in keeping oneself unspotted
and unstained, and in the development
■' of one's character and qualities and
gifts 'and powers. When one's life
ee is done, its true measure is not one's
r;lestate or one's' gifts of money to
r■• ■ ■ • . • ■ , . ° " , ■ ° , " , ■ • se good causes, or one's honours, or
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"You can do anything" is the in —bucks him up—gives him hope and , deeds or fame, Heaven has nteasttres
courage;; and it may even be that a' dr -One's
feoom .mans.
reading of this'hook may change,one'e, •One's note
ought to. be lived d have
destiny, ly+ not forcefully. It should have
a worthy goal. It is not for tree, or
It is a book which you snoulci ask M, Mangan or Mr, : Pitkin or Mr.
your public library to get—if you do Bennett or Dean Farrar to say what•
not want to own it. Its price (U.S.A.) ks1ta11 be our goal; it ie for our indi
is $2.50, and its publishers are the vidual selves to fix our goal. Yet
Dartnell Corporation, Chicago. all of us can be aided in blueprinting
the plan and the course of our life
Speaking for myself I greatly ,like by t'h e s e,' prophets, priests and
teachers, and we can be inspired by
boiler of the. type of Yen Can Do them to attempt more in order to at -
Anything", I have read several suchl
books these, by way of example: taut to higher levels of life—this no
matter where we live, whether in
"Getting on in the World" by Matt-'
hews; "My Object :in Life" byDean town or big city, cr oft a farm
or in the wilderness.
Farrar; Arnold Bennett's three books,••
"Mental Efficiency," "The Human! '
Machine" and "Ilow To Live on Twen-1 The total milkroductioit it 1
ty-four Hours a Day;" "The Use oft ada in1985t Cal is previously estimated at
the Margin'' by Howard Griggs;"Ef-i 16,310,886,700, pounds, which is ap-i
ficient, Living" by Edward Ptuinton;' proximately the,same as in 1934.
YOUR WORLD AND MINE
by JOHN. C. KIRKWOOD
(Copyright)
trigumg title of a recent book by
James Mangan. This is a book essen-
tially for young men. The first
words in it ,are:
You can do anything! — positively
anything! ,Any dream of your ima-
gination can come true. Any calcula-
tion .of your mind however remote can
reach actuality,
These are very wonderful words.
But are they true? Is, it a fact that
the can do anything on which we set
our minds' and wills? Thus, if nature
has not given us the vocal mechanism
needed by a grand opera singer, can
we overcome Nature's failure?
We11, I am not going to say that I
go all the way with'Mn. Mangan; and
• equally I aril not ready to say that
he puts his case too positively o?
strongly. All that. I care to say is
that the book makes its reader tingle
During,the-war Lieut. Vessey serv-
ed on the Belgian, .French and Italian
fronts. Hewas wounded on one oc-
casion and spent his period of con-
valescence on the Riviera. During
the war he saw a good deal of, the
Mediterranean country and while sta-
tioned at Taronto on the heel of the
Italian boot for four months he made
many air flights in Italian machines.
At the time of the armistice he was
on his way to Salonika. He was then
Huron Presbyterial
(Continued front page 1)
176 had diad during the year. The
depression, she said, had trade itself
felt even in the Church, but the Chris-
tion Church had kept up better than
any other organization. She regret-
ted that a number of workers, native
workers, had had to be dropped ow-
ing to lack of funds. She said the
Dominion president had said that
when times improved the first thing
should be to restore to the mission-
aries the salaries 'which had been
depressed in the depression, The
Dominion Board had recommended
the dropping of allocations, but she
said she thought an allocation was
an incentive. The people should be
told the need and then asked to rise
to it. An increase of ten per cent.
had been asked for this year, but en-
ly a three percent. increase had been
raised. She hoped the ten percent,
might be reached this year, She told
of some experiences she met with in
the west. We here knew little of
sacrificial giving, she said, and told
of one Auxiliary which out of its
poverty gave $50. One woman came
with five cents, which she said she
was ashamed to offer, but which she
was urgeci'to give. That was the sort
of giving which counted, when people
gave until it hurt. She spoke of the
great Christian leader, Kagawa, who
was giving leadership to the Western
Church by his . devotion. No great
work was ever; accomplished withotit
sacrifice, . she said. The Christian
Church is faced with great problems
and His followers 'would need'to keep
step with Christ if they wish to sue-
ceed in the task of spreading His
Kingdom.
Mrs. W. A, Oakes then favored the
Before
Prices Rise
NOW is :the time to repair your
buildings which have been un-
avoidably neglected during trying
depression times. Order your roof-
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steel Pugh up the priceof roofing,
Eastern Steel Products offers two
Rllt°redlTeiLaMetaliogx1Rb-
've-features guaranteeingweather-
tightness and easy application,
They curl, do not warp shrink, crack,
curl, or bulge. Ask made
ei he fore.S.P,
Barns . , , , made by the foremost
et
Cin Canada.
Barn manufacturer
to Canada,
Sore Canadian manufacturers and discl-
buto" of Jemesway poultry equipment..
Eastern. ateeg,
red,
Guelph Sheet . Preston, Ont.
Factories aleo, at Toronto' and Montreal
company with a lovely solo; "Shad-
ows," and this was followed by the
hymn, "Jesus Shall Reign," stag ay
the company. Mrs, E. Wendorf, the
church organist, presided at the or.
gen.
Two missionaries, Miss 'Welhvood
of China and' Miss Martin .of India,
were called to the platform and Miss
Wellwood, who returns to her work
in the Autumn, space briefly. She
had just returned from a conference
at•Clifton Springs. She said the
medical work served to open the
doors in foreign countries and trade
it possible to reach the people.
Greetings From Presbytery
Rev:- F. G. Farriil, pastor of the
convention church, brought greetings
from the Presbytery, which was
meeting in the other church, and Mrs.
McCrea spoke. appreciatively of Mrs.
Greer. Mrs. Page, convener of the
resolutions committee, introduced the
resolutions thanking all who had
contributed to snake the gathering a
success.
The nominating committee for next
years is as follows: Mrs, J. Gowdy,
Wroxeter; Mrs, C. H. Hough, Bruee-
field; Mrs. Cross, Hensa±l; Mrs.
Straughan, Auburn.
Finance Committee: Mrs. Christie,
Exeter; Mrs, R. Straughan, Brussels;
Miss E. McMillan, Port Albert; bIrs.
Cumming, Walton.
Delegates to London Confel•ence
Branch meeting to he held in Sarnia
in May: Miss. M. C. Rutherford, St.
Helens; Mrs. G. E. Morrow, Seaforth;
Mrs. Robt. Allen, Ashfield; Miss An-
nie Consitt, Heusall; Mrs, A. Chap-
man, Seaforth.
The officers for the year are as
follows:
Past President; Mrs. W. A. Gar-
diner, Londesboro; President; Mrs.
W. J. Greer, Wingham; Vice-presi-
dents, Mrs, Robt. 'Mckenzie, Egmond-
ville;'Mrs. Wm. Laidlaw, .Blyth; Mi.'s.
Chas. Johns, Manville; Mrs. W. Well -
wood, Wingltam; Mrs. C. W. D. Cos-
ens, Clinton; Rec.-Secretary, Miss IVI.
Milne, Blyth; .Coe. -secretary, Mrs. 11.
Nay, Fordwich; treasurer, Miss 1±1.
Murdoch, Goderich; secretaries:
Christian Stewardship: Miss Lawcry
Young, Londesboro; Evening Auxil-
iaries: Mrs. McKenzie, Egmondville;
Mission' Circles': Mrs. W. P. Lane,
Goderich; C. G. I. T.: Miss M. Bailie;
Goderich; Mission Bands: Mrs. J, B.
Townend, •Belgravia,.. Baby Bands,
Mrs. R. J. Patterson, Hensall; Asso-
ciate Helpers: Mrs, W. M. Aiken,
Clinton; Press, Miss Annie Ferguson,
Seaforth; Supply, Mrs, Colclough,
Blyth;. Missionary Monthly, Mrs. W.
Pickard, Clinton; Strangers', Mrs,
Mantel, Exeter; Literature, Mrs. G.
W. Layton, ,Exeter.; Temperance, Mrs.
3.:G. Gillispie, Whitechureh; Mem-
bers of Executive without portfolios t
Mrs. Colborne, Goderich; Mrs. Ham-
ilton,. Goderich; Mrs. Wilson, Wing -
ham.
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INTERESTINGLY 'WRITTEN UP BY A STLT ENT'
/•11,1rero®
There was a sound of revelry by
night,, and sure enough it was the
At Horne, and just about the smart-
est party which the school has spore -
:aimed for a long time. To begin.
with, there was. the orchestra Hal
Davis from Guelph, and he was to
notch. Wheti he, played "I feel- li
a feather in the breeze," Geordie E
liott burst into tears and said that
reminded him of . examinations.
nearIY broke up the party. T b
pardon Geordie? Well, maybe
did exaggerate a little—but if it di
n't remind .you of your English p
per, it should have, You see, on tl
last English paper we were ask
how Michael (one of clear Mr. Words -
worth's characters) felt when he lose
his farms, and when his 'son. stayed
front the paths of justice: Geordie
said that Michael felt'liice a feather
in the breeze. Which is not our idea
of the thing at all.
'Sense one digression. We must
mention the decorations. The prison -
bars were .concealed by blue stream-
ers and gold. and silver, stars. Gold
stars on the stage curtains; although
these looked slightly dog-eared, but
no wonder. You see, every time Pi-
lot. Hovey went to pin a star on the
curtains, he over-estimated bis -reach,
and fell off the ladder. He would
have to hold onto the star until as-
sistance carte. We always knew Pi-
lot's motto was "hitch your wagon
to a star", but he didn't even stop at
wagons. • Terrible to have such a
literal. mind, Pilot. -
The floor was good but it couIi
have been slipperier—is there such a
word? Why didn't the First Form -re
ers get in and waft it'? What a
First Formers for anyway?
Last, but not least—lunch. No one.
!tad a word to say against the lunch.
It made us rather sad to see Tont
Cooke though .he was so modest. He
just picked about'at the sandwiches,
but every time he picked he took
three. If there's anything we en-
joy, it's seeing a person eat a hearty
meal—but we feel rather overwhelm-
ed when someone eats there hearty
meals at once and then remarks—
"rTietrhatds'teias a very nice little lunch, my
f
say 'Veil—summer holidays will bit •
here. in. a few more weeks," instead
of snarling "Do you realize 'that:
you'll be writing., the final of this in.
three weeks,)
The P. T., Instructor came around.:
p- again Thursday, and did we ever go..
ice through the mill! After he had !
1= pounded the life out of us •until we ,
it were nothing but an assortment of
lis tousle,lteaded, red-faced, dirt -streak
eg ed corpses; he surveyed us with an,,
we. expression of loathing .end said:::
d- "You're awful! You're terrible! Don't.a- you ever: sleep at eights?, Don't yen..,
ie ever run or jump? You're hopeless!"
ted and then he gave us caramels, which...
we thought . strange. But
And the fhral sign that spring X.
at last, with us, has finally come. The
cadets are practising. And maybe .
they don't freed it. The Bugle Band
Is also practising. : We dont know
whether the funny sounds they Make. -
are intentional or not. It is very en—
tertaining to watch then 'though —
especially Pigeon and his bass drum._.
Canhe swing those arms! If you're -
ever down on your luck, Pigeon, you •
might try your hand at being a wind-
mill.
You might melte a joke out of that-
-something,
hat—something, about wind, and milling-
hands—but
illinghands—but- we won't. We made-•
three excellent jokes yesterday and
no one even laughed, which discour-
aged us.
Also we have stopped prophecying•
about the weather. For the first.
time in the history of the C.C.L, the •
weather was decent for the dance..
Not that it wanted to give the Colle-
giate a break, merely to make us out
a fabricator, That aright be a good •
plan, though. If we specially want
nice weather on a certain day, we •
will simply anounce that it will rain,.
snow, and sleet on that day; and just,
to aggravate us, the weather will be
pleasant. But it might get wise to
our plan and tvork backwards on us.
sometime. However, don't you think
it's worth trying? We do. There-
fore, with great gloom in our voices,.
but hope its our hearts we wish to
add this little note:
Weather Forecast:
Cadet Day—Rain, snow and sleet..
on Roads muddy. Wind in the north.
d east. Heavy hail -storms, centering
over the C. C ,I. campus, Advisable
to hold Cadet Inspection in the gym-
nasium. Advisable for everyone to
wear their winter coats and red flan-
uel—ah—jackets.
Here's hoping our weather forecast
is as bad•as our writing,. Song.un-
til next week. And do come up and
see their performance—the pride of
their paeents, the hope of our coun-
e try, the promise of future great.
things, and the torture of theft teach-
ers—our cadets!
Maybe we'll need a bodyguard af-
ter that. Slone.
We asked for a few suggestions
how to write up the At Home; .an
everyone gave us the same answer—
"For the tuna Mike, keep my name
out of it."
Who is this "Mike," anyway?
We noted that Hack Johnson look-
ed somewhat up in the ail•. We heard.
hint muttering about "an embarrass-
ment of riches." Oh, Hack. As ye
sew so must ye reap. Or something,
We asked Harry Williams how w
could say: "The At -Home was a
great success" without using any-
thing so hackneyed as all that. Har-
ry suggested that we write "Harry
Williams was there," and leave it at
that. But Harry—there were nice
people there, too.
Fred Axon was extremely _popular
with all the young lacks—Could the
lady -friend have had anything to do
with it?
There was one novelty dance, in
which small hats were dispensed a -
:along the crowd; and there was one
lucky dance, which was won by Miss
Beattie . and the prize was a corsage
of pink sweet peas.
The `reception committee consisted
of Miss Brydone, Norma Cook and
Hen. Dougan. Incidentally, you arc
supposed to shake hands with a re-
ception committee—not panel them a
dirty look. Not that we really care
—it's just that it's the Usual thing.
Dougan said that the orchestra ryas
all right, and so -o:e say that it was
all right. We clicht't dare pass 'an
opinion—you have to have music in
you to appreciate music. And -to keep
time to nuisic. . Don't say we didn't
warn you, Ken.
And now we bad better stop cits-
cussing the At -Bonze lest we be ac-
cusal of laying too Hutch stress on
the social side of school -life. There
isn't much else to discuss, though.
We have heard a good deal about
"three more weeks of teaching•—and
then—" Why can't teachers think of
something nice of which to remind
us? (That sounds awful, but it's
grammatically Correct. "We insist
strive for the English Pure," as Ham-
ilton Eeamish reutarlced in "The
Small Bachelor..") Why can't they
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It is a far cry from the present.
estimate of 114,510,000 sheep to the
first sheep census in Australia which.
is dated May 1, 1788, and recorded
20 sheep in the whole Common-
wealth. In seven years the number -
had grown to 868 and three years lat-
er 10,057. The Australian wool in
dustry began in earnest, in 1820, af-
1ter the coastal ranges had been
crossed, when there ivere 156,000
sheep, By 1860, this number had'
grown to 23,000,000 and, in 1891,
there were 106,421,968. A series 011"
severe droughts after this date great-
ly reduced the flocks and last year
in the severe, drought in the State of
Queensland, 6,000,000 sheep are esti-
mated to have died, according to a
master of one of the freighters of`
the 'Canadian. National Steamships in
the Canada-Australia—New Zealand
service. Australia, with New Zealand,,
is the great wool market of the
world,
CANADIAN LEATHERS IN LAND
OF PRAROAHS
Canada is horning in successfully
on the leather trade of Egypt, such
as patent leathers, boxed calf, glazed
kid and leathers of similar grades.
Her share of the trade is increasing.
in fur skins, raw and prepared, Can-
ada is securing a substantial portion -
of the business,
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GOING DAILY -- MAY 14 to 23 inc iisive
Return Limit: 45 days
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0 TOURIST SLIPPING CADS at fares approximately ego per mile.
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