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The Clinton News Record, 1929-04-04, Page 3$sla,: j c, "T wo'tunips and cream, no usual, Madan ?" — A Cunard Deck Steward takes, a'respectful; per- sonal'interest fn all his passengers . .You wish you could keep him, as your butler. . ..so self- effacing, so competent; is a he.;- FIe makes• you feel at home.. •Safi Cicnardf Book tTcrorak The -Robert Refard Co., Limited, Cor. Bay and Wellington Sts,, Toronto (Tel. Elgin 347r), or ary steamskip agent. , Rieeklf/ sailing's to °"" Jurope'from' May grd from Montreal (and Quebec). CANADIAN SERVICE SV-204. Cabin, TouristThird Cabin and Third Class Farmers and the Tariff' Victoria 'Dimes (Iib.): Why ,the farmers of Canada are overwhehning- Iy against -proposals of the high tariff praty is easily understgod. The value of the agricultural industry of the country at the present time is approsi- rnately $8,000,000,000 and the value of last year's production reached the large total of nearly $1,400,000,000, or more than half of the national debt of Canada. • They could not have made this progress under any restrictions which would hamper their trade and il-crease their cost of prodettion, Minard's Liniment for Coughs, Colds. r., ---- Travel writer says the Einstein theory is attracting much more popu- • lar interest in, America than in Hag - lard. England is used, to fit;. What Will ou 0 cre Cry Wile your for It There is hardly a household tbat hasn't 'heard of Castoria! At least Jive million homes are never without it. It there are children in your fatitity there's almost daily need, et its comfort. And any night may find you very thankful there's a bottle in the house. Just a few drops, and that collo or constipation is relieved; or diarrhea checked. A vegetable pro- duct; .a baby remedy meant for young folks. Castoria Is :bout the only thing you have ever heard doctors advise giving to infants. 9troager medicinesare dangerous to a tiny baby, however harmless they may be to grown-ups. Good old Oastoria! Remember the name, and remember to buy it. It may' Spare you a sleep- less, anxious night: It Is always ready, always .safe to use; in eater - Moles, or for everyday ailments. Any hour of the day or night that Baby becomes fretful, or restless. Castoria was never more popular with mothers than it is to -clay. Every druggist has it. • When we are able to see over`the telephone WO'will .g'et"a'lot of pleasure 'in calling ,wrong numbers, A ;'farmer'a son attended a ,big "doings" in town and stayed over to watch' the dancing 'at ` night. He hadn't"been out in the world :,much, and he was deeply ;impressed; with the girl's clothes at that (lance. "Some of the ladies' clothes I see here," he said, "put me in mind of zi barbed wire 'fence." Somebody asked him wiry. tWell,t, said be, "it's this Way -they appeal' to Protect the property with- out'obstructing the view.". A British bishop was considerably upset and confined to his bed when he received anote one Frida, morn- ing or -ing from the 'viear.of a village in his diocese. "My'`Lord—i regret th. in- form you of the death of my `wife, Can you possibly send are; a substitute for the week end?"' • To many the idle life is the ideal life. Garden hints—The best way to tell the vegetables from the weeds is to. watch your neighbor's chickens. • NEWLY' SPRUNG Oh, my love she wears a. red, red coat,. That one can see at mile; Oh, my love she'snears a red, red coat. That's newly -come in style. Conductor:—"How old is your lit- tle boy?" Fond Mother. --''Four." l are Conductor:—"How 0 d aumy you, little man? Boy: Four Conductor: -"Well, I'll. let him ride free this time, but when be ; grows, rip he'll be either a Liar or a giant." Gilds believe the d1ffererice between a misfortune and a fortunate Miss is an engagement'ring, Willie was dejectedly walking home from "school ,and' his woe -begone ap- pearance attracted the attention of .a ktttd-hearted old; lady. • " "What' Is troubling you, my little man,?" she•aeked. "Dyspepsia and rheumatism," re- plied 'Willie. - "Why, that's absurd," remarked the old lady. "How can that be?" • "Teacher •k -opt mein afterschool because I couldn't spell them, s was Willie's dismal answc.. Unemployn'ient and Emigxation Britannia'(London): A producer is also a consumer, and if we send away a producer with his family we are gettingrid'of-perhaps four consumers, and that surely means that our home manufacturers , are losing valuable customers. The •Dominions and tor- eign countries aro all increasing their producing plants behind tariff bar riers, •and making it more difficult for us to find consumers overseas. Where then is the advantage of sending away the 'consumers we already have? it generation ago the Colonies purchased their manufactured goods very large- ly from us, and our emtgrants still re- mained customers for our industries, but this is not the case to -day. Emi- gration may •be highly necessary to keep the Empire British, but 'whether it will relieve 'our unemployment is a subject on which I want more en- lightenment. Dominion Status Toronto Star (Ind.): It appears to be impossible for a certain kind of mind to entertain the idea that there can be a permanent relation between Britain an dthe Dominions far more satisfactory far more certain of en- during, than a colonial relation of sub• ordination and dependence. The statesmen of the Empire who at the last Imperial Conference evolved the British Commonwealth 02 Nations per- ceived clearly that great and flourish= ing Domiutons must -inevitably arrive at the head of their experience as colonies and that they must have a larger and freer scope of action with- in the Tango ct the British system, Tho' old idea was that a colony must forever remain a colony or it must grow up aid hove out. The Imperial Conference devised a plan whereby the Dominions could grow up without moving out. There has been no con- ception so fine and inspiring in the history of the British people. Cy Attic has bin scarp his ear- muffs so 'math this winter that now he can't hear nothin without on, Cy havin always 'listened in to,: every- body's business, it niay become neces- sary fen him to wear ens all summer. Use Minar:!s Liniment, for the Flu. - PFIILLBPS" ppMAaA, F` it A, For Troubles: due to Acid INDIGESTION ACID STOMACH HEAR -MUNI' HEADACHE GASES•HA(1SEA Just' 0 tasteless dose of PhiiliPa' • Milk ;of Magnesia in 'water', That is an alkali, effective, yet harmless: It lairs been the standard antacid for 50 Years among physicians everywhere. One spoonful will neutralize at once many time,l its volume in acid. It is the right way,,,tho,quiek, pleasant and efficient way to kill •the excess acid. Thestomachbecomes sweet, the pain departs. You ate happy again in five minutes. - • Don't depend on wide methods, Employ the best way yet evolver]" in all the years of searching. That 10 Phillips' Milk of Magnesia. • Be sure to get the genuine Philips' Mick Of Magnesia prescribed by,physi- cians for 50"years in correcting'excess acids, Each bottle contains full direc- tions -any drugstore, ea tte aA1 cr P 0, THOUGHT I was going to be: a cripple for life with neuritis and rheumatistn,',' 'Mrs. Si- mon "Rae, R.R. 2, St. Mary's, Ontario, gays this ia letter. And mane other women at the pres- ent moment are suffering so severely froth rheuma- tism that they, too, .feel depressed " and despond- ent. But MrS. Rae found relief in the tune -tested remedy, Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. This famous discovery of a' Canadian doctor, by enriching and purifying the Wood, re- news vitality and, attacks rheumatism at its very "I suffered ' for four years and nothing seemed to help me," says Mrs. Rae. "After taking Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, I am now able to do all my own work. I fool that there ;is nothing like them,", Buy today at all drug- gists and dealers in medi- cine or by mail, postpaid, 50 cents, frotn The 1)r. Williams Medicine Co., Brockville, Ontario. s -2o ® A PINKIPILLS "A HOUSEHOLD 'NAME IN SA COUNTRIES" • Byng Reveals True Story of Mutinous Troops at Calais Says Movement Collapsed When Labor Strike .. Ended TALK WITH LEADERS Etplanation•Offered by Great Soldier Answering Churchill London—Lord Byng has at last re- vealed the true story of the strikeanct mutiny et British troops'at Calais in January, 1919: Winston Churchill gave a narrative in bis record book ,which contained bitter animus :against British Labor. He puts the blame for mutiny on the Labor Corps, which he describes as: "the least disciplined pari of the army, which had seen the least of the lighting, and was most closely associ- ated with political Trade 'Unionism." Mr. Churchill goes on to speak, of Byng bringing two lighting divisions against the mutineers, and "the sol - diet's of these divisions were roused to indignation at the news that demobith zation-was being obstructed by cons - mules of theirs who had In no wise borne the brunt of the fighting. Bubble Pricked This account sounds plausible and it Sts in with class prejudice against political trade unionism and the ro- mantic glorification of fighting troops. :but Lord Byng pricks the 'bubble of Churcbiliian rhetoric. Byng says there were two distiuct elements of trouble. The first was the strike based on grievance$;' the second was a mutiny against discipline. The strike was by the Labor Corps. Themutiny was by fighting troops Who had returned from leave. Lord Byng met and taiked with the leaders of the strikers and he was convinced they had legitimate griev- ances. Byng says: "These men were rea- sonable. They were all of the artizan type, sound knowledgeable feliows able to face facts." Byng had no difficulty in fixing an agreement and getting the men back to their duties. The mutiny among returned leave men collapsed when the strike was settled and when Byng_ showed he held the big stick, Graveley Misled If troops under Byng Were really roused to indignation, as Churchill says, against non -fighting' units, they had been gravely misledand misin- formed, and if the situation had been handled by a general more impulsive than Byng then there would no doubt have been a collision. Churchill regards political trade ntiionists as prone to faction and ggi- talion. d' Byng found the men ofartisan type, sound, reasonable, and able to face facts; West Indian Trade St. John Telegraph -Journal (Ind.): The people of the West Indies- de- sire- to enlarge their trade with Canada. They wish not only to sell more ih this country, but buy more. They want 'Closer contact with the business interests of the Dominion. xis`; 8LAaly fir a tCad 0 f`big nr'other." There has o beennada an aincrease in trade and a very marked increase in the last ten years, It is most grati- lying to learn that there was an in- crease last year of $2,200,000 in the sale of manufactured' -goods over the figures of the preceding year. We have a right to anticipate a larger increase in the current year, and it steady growth thereafter, You see we need cruisers enough to outscrap the other nations either way. -----4 Minard's Liniment for Grippe and Flu. Interesting Facts About Dept. of Health - Many Things Told About of, .Interest to Ontarians KEEP MANY RECORDS In the vaults of the Dept, of Health is kept the original registration of .every birth, marriage and death oc- curring c-curr ng in' the Province of Ontario. '.Approximately seven million'reeords are now an file; 'more than 183,000 birth, marriage and death 'registrar tions are added yearly' to the records.; over 42,000 certificates are issued'each year, whilethe number of searches reach a yearly total of $60,000. REGISTRATION A 'SIMPLE MATTER. Tho parents are required by -law to register the birth as soon as it occurs, and it is a simple matter 'to fill out the hilus:est card rd .which is supplied free for this purpose. The child and its parents derive 'certain: advantages from this prompt registra-, tion, not the least of .which. is that the' record is spreserved and 'official certificate may at any time be Secured for entrance to school, to prove in-. heritanee,'age, to vete or to marry, for life insurance or passport purposes, aswell as for many lother require- inents throughout life, • WHY DO PEOPLE DIE? • If the deaths' of residents were not registered,' the Department would not be• in a .position to know what dig eases were causing Ontario's people to die. But the registration of deaths is now very thoroughly done, and it is 'of interest to note from the latest report that we lost 35,909 residents in 1926, but; 20,849 of these were due to ten causes, s distributed as follows: Rate per 10Q,000 No: of ' papa- Disease deaths lation ,Heart Disease.... 5,182 . 163.1 Cane's* • 9,116 99.0 Diseases of the . Arteries .. • 2, 718 86,3 Pneumonia 1,9d2 , • 60,4 Tuberculosis .. ,1,835 58,3 Influenza 1,588 ' 50.4 Bright's Disease 1,566 49:8 Apoplexy . , . , - 1,405 44.6 Broncho-pneumouir. 970 30.8 Infantile Diarrhoea 615 , 10.5 The toll of lives Which heart disease, cancer.anddisease; of the arteries are taking yearsly, is so heavy—and, un- fortunately,.increasing from year to year—that . the Department feels all pocrsible advertising should be given to these figures. Nothing that can lessen the ravages of .these three prin- cipal causes of death sho;Id be left untried, HOW-TO APPLY FOR CERTIFI- CATES When a certificate is required, vrite to the Department of Health, Parlia- ment BuiIdipgs, Tornito, stating (1) Whether birth, marriage or death certificate is desired. (2) Name of person. (3) Where birth, marriage or death oecuired, and whet ' Foes to accompany application. Schedule of fees is as follows: Search, 500.• Copy of certificate, $1.00, Birth certificates for use in connec- tion with school athletics are issued at a charge of fifty .cents when ap- plied for by school principal. For purposes of mothers' allowances act, death certificate of father, mar- riage certificate of father and mother and birth certificates are supplied free, when" application is made through local secretary of the Mothers' Allow- ance Board, Application by a soldier (soldier's ;widow or children) for free certificate for pension purposes should be accom- panied by avitenee from the D,S.C.R. British Mission Hope to Recover Russian Markets Many Interests Represented 'on Unofficial Committee Welcomed by Soviets London -An industrial mission eom prising 80 business men' representing 150 British. limns with a total capital of £250,000,000 left London March 25 for Moscow to endeavor to recover the Russian market. a The mission is claimed by organ- izers of the Anglo -Russian committee here as "the'niost comprehensive.and influential combination of commercial interests that ever left England. Tlie list of ;firins• represented com- prises a number of the best-known' eiagineeling, textile `and other manta facturers'of Britain. Members of the mission will be 'guests of the Soviet Government, which has arrangedreceptions and social engagements in their hono'. They will -spend three weeks in Rus- sia. Pihnioters of the mission have received- assurances that the Soviet will welcome' British co-operation in public works, and that an opportunity will be given for discussion of settle- ment of debts and other pending ques- tions. Ernest -Remnant, editor of the English Review, .who is a member of -the "bttission, said to an interview: "When We get to Russia there will be _Ma occasion Por anytllang but can- dor. British ipdustry need 'nisi and cannot pretend it does not need orders. Equally Russia duel not fit+eiend site hal ready money to pay for them. But both parties know Russia bas, assets—huge natural resources and a .hard-working population. All that is requfred is to create confidence on the part of t1}e, creditor that he can be satisfied that those assets will fairly be applied to meeting the credit of supplies." There :are no politicians upon the committee which took the initiative in promoting the missions. immigration • London Daily Express: An unfor- tunate idea is beginning to take pos- session of the Dominions. They are coming to suspect immigration from ,the Mther Land as an effort on out. part to shift the burden of the;unem- ployed to their ownslrouldeis: It ie a completely superfi.ial view, but they are not to be blamed tor holding it. The bungling way in which' successive British and Dom=nion Governments. have" handled 'the prcbleins of settle- ment within the Empire is mainly an- sworabiefor this unhappy' impression. Examine'it in _the light of history, and especially of'ini,,erial history, and its incompleteness is laid bare at once. What great Britain offers the Doininions is much more valuable than any export:of -machinery, goods gold. We offer.them British stock— the same stock that has built up the greatness of `the United 'State,.s, of Canada, Australia and New Zealand. It is by far the most precious gift vve can .make. NO MEDICINE ��� .lid �;LK BABY'S OWNTABLETS For lEither the Newborn Babe -or the Growing Child: There Is no other medicine to equal: Baby's. Own Tablets for little ones— whether it be for the newborn babe or the "growing child the Tablets al- ways do good. They are absolutely free from opiates or other harmful drugs and the mother can always feel safe in using them. -Concerning the Tablets, Mrs. John Armour, -R.R. 1, South Monaghan; Ont., says:—"We have three fine,. healthy children, to whom, 'when a medicine is 'needed,- we have given only Baby's Own Tablets.. The Tablets are -the best medicine yon .can keep in any home where there are young. children." Baby's Own Tablets are a mild but thorough'. laxative which regulate the stomach and bowels; banish consti- pation and indigestion; break up colds and simple fever and tuake teething easy. They are sold by medieine dealers or direct by snail at 25o a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co„ Brockville, Ont. Astr:.'logy Listed as a Quack Science The so-called- science of astrology and the making of horoscopes, is nidi: culed by Prof. C. J. Iiuiimer, Ph. D„ in the March "Pictorial Review."' "The most recent discovery of the astronomers is 'that our sun with its. little family of ,eight planets belongs to the minty Way universe of stars, and 'that there are tons-ot thousands of such universes of stars at meats - "arable distances, visible in•their tele- scopes, off there is space, and yet there are people who turn away from science to astroloGy. - "This much is certain: There are no reputable 'schools of healing'; there is only one science If any one distrusts the universities of America, he may turn to the universities of high-grade small nations like Holland, Switzerland, Japan, Finland, Den- mark. Ho will find everywhere only one science, that based on 'experi- ment'; but, he will find no astrology, no mention even of any of the 'steal- ing' volts that flourish under the 'freedom' of America,' Directions for a 'sunken garden: Leave the weeds alone and it'll be sunk, all right. SIMPLE WINDOW LOCK. The Holdfast Adjustable Window Lock will hold and lock any size of window opan or atosed, ao weights requiredy fatly catopsn all rattles and draughts. An install one in five minutes. • At leading Hardare and large Dot. Stores, or send satisfied. sGoldssnlith goo Money back not Wes Toronto. DO YOU ince to paint? We have greeting cards and small picturesready for painting at home. Tho work is in- tensely interesting and profitable. 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Lady Astor :remarked - that the host" en- trancing thing In America was the loveliness of the children's clothes in the New York strops. Yet clothes almost, perhaps quite, as lovely may be had in the drygoods store in a re- mote town, or found on the pages of. the mail-order .catalogues, One of the matters over which motherdaughters s a nd are .most like- ly to disagree is tate question of what Is suitable or appropriate to wear. Here there is no doubt the conserva- ative must makeconcessions, but she can 'begin when her daughters are young to build up a feeling for'appro.. priateness. Minard's Liniment prevents Flu. Ifeeping up the payments till. the furniture is all ours guarantees some of us the possession of antiques. What we dread to think of is Eine steiri in"another' world tryir,gcom- municate R to. c m- rnunicate'with,Sir ')liver Lodge: • Classified Advertiseinents, 11 TRAW]IERBY, PLANTS: ASPAR.' .AGITS. roots. 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I was told to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege- table Compound and I have taken' seven bottles, It has made me stronger and put more color into my face, I get along nicely now with my �I ork and with my four chit-' (stets. 1 would like to answer letters."—Mrs. J. Malinl. ' r - RS -FRANK LIMES.. •.'b, n, : 00 SC's -.an to, N. l a «'0 "I had two babies which 1 lost at seven months. Beffole my third baby was born my husband advised me to talc;' your medicine and he boughs me three bottles of it. When ) had taken the frst one I began to feel better so I kept on dur- ing the whole period. We Have a healthy baby boy and we are so proud of him .and. praise Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for the help it gave me I feel well and strong."— Mrs Frank Lukes,