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The Clinton News Record, 1929-03-28, Page 3Plow /a �p�gP®ints AGENTS ,WANTED S ED Plow Polnts for ail kinds. of Plows. ' Quality high. -prices low. Years of experlenpe have taught us just' :how to make them right. "Not now cheap. but now' good„" Write us for `Agency Dominion Foundries 'Tweed, Oat.. AIRMEN MERRILL, DENISON-r. Leading Canadian playwright, Whose latest play, "The Contract was re- cently given premier showing at Hart. House Theatre, Toronto.:: Watch .Out For Moths The first Warm ' days ,of spring usually bring the . fluttering clothes mot bout of 'its Biding, place. Even before noticing this silvery sign •of destruction, we should take.precaution by inspecting easefully all woollens, furs and other materials, inviting to it. And before packing them •away, be sure theyare free from all moth eggs • and lavas We should have college -trained milkmen aa well as :doctors. -Presi- dent .Edward -C. Elliott of Purdue University. SIMPLE WINDOW LOCK. , The Eoldfast Adjustable WtndowLock will holdand locic any size of window open or closed, no weights required, t tops. all rattles and draughts. Any lady oan Install ope In five, minutes. At )ending Iiardare and large 'Dept, Stores. orsend 26o (not stamps). Money back if not satisfied. Goldsmith Co., 11 Bandits St. Wes`. Toronto. � 'ln 17....014aat.,„.„.i\!:\ C The sea is his home ..w the ocean lanes his streets . the ship his life and his love. Ile takes a' float=, hog cityy along his three thousand mile highway • - gr, as you would walk tlti Ir t ‘sidewalk.—A. Cunard j x Cantata t a tradition of - j • the Seas, , . Sail Cunard!' } Book through The Robert Reford Co., Linnttd, Cor. Bay ' and Wellington Sts., Toronto (Tel. :Elgin 347x), or ary steamship agent. • I ` i Weekly Sa111nts to Europa from Montreal -and Queboo) CUNARD \ri..A CANADIAN SERVICE SV201 Cabin, TourlktThirdOabin and Third Class hillaniniaNannitantannanatenrallintlininellis t• APRIL FOOLISHNESS Husband£ "What? You don't mean to say you are going shopping in all this rain?" Wife: "Of eotu'se, am. I've saved up $4 fora rainy -day, and this is tIi first opportunity I've had to spend it,'' SIGNS' If, creditors believed in signs We'd got a lot of thrills, • The sign for -which .my fond'heert pines. • Is this: "Please Post No Bills!" Eve wiis satisfied with a fig-leai dress because there',wae no other Woman: In _:the community trying to outdress her, Soon -the girls will be 'holding cam• ing-out parties on the beaches. Most people worry more about,; what. folies aro doing than 'what they are doing .themselves. Little Tommy accompanied 'his father to church one cold Sabbath morning, and upon their return his mother •asked if he could repeat the minister's text. , ,"Course I can," replied Tommy.., 'Getting up and 'rubbing Itis hands' to- gether, he said: "1Viany are cold but. few are frozen." , When all the world has gota cold,' as weremark to Mollie, this good-bye kissing should be left for warmer 'days, by golly, THE KISSING QUESTION "What about a little kiss, Little mise? What about a little kiss? (The night is like a dream) "What about a .little' kiss, -', • Lovely miss? What about •a little kiss?" (Silence reigns supreme) "What about a little kiss, -. Darling floss? What about a little kiss?" (Stiffness like a pall) 'tWhat about a little kiss? What's amiss? What about a little kiss? (No response at all) "What about a little kiss? What about a little kiss? "Are you deaf, my dove?" 'Then the reseal •whispered thio, "Are you crippled, love?" (Moon and stars above) Classified Ad.: College' widow with six children wauldlike: to marry old grad with flys and a toetball. , The poor girl with" a face only a mother could love is out of luck if she an orphan. Perhaps you have noticed that the Penitentiaries are full of fellows who work Lard—to escape, honest :MIL, She was only a physician's daugh- ter, but she gent the blood surgiu' through your veins. • Whenever . medical science finds a cure for one disease two ethers spring un in its place. . ' Smile! It is the spark that area the welcome warmth of those of liard approach, Watch your step or you may lose your sole. • A chap has obtained a patent ou an automobile driven from the rear seat. Nothing new about. that in our family. Mlnard's Liniment for Coughs,. Colds. There wouldbe little 'traffic in ille- gal liquor if only criminals patronized it,—President Hoover. 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Lady Nel- son, 'Canadian National, Steamships, at St; Lucia, Windward Islands, to bo taken to' Northern markets for the delectation: of delicate palates and succi epicures as desire the rich.flavor. of the chelonian, This is one of the instances et ,trade being developed by the new steamers operating from Canadian Atlantic ports to Bermuda, the British West Indies and points in British. Guiana -and' British :Honduras.. • , • A—-Wonderfil Opportunity to Get Good Summer Help' University Students Require Occupations of Many Kinds •to Help Pay Their Way YOUR CHANCE MAY. BE HERE before the war if a man did not have the money necessary to finance his college career, he remained out of school 'nitil such time as he had amassed a sum sufficient to pay hit expenses. But that meant the wast- ing ashing of valuable years before he- could embark upon his professional career. And with the constantly increasing cry for youth, from all sides; this system of gaining an education has undergone considerable change. Em- ployers demand youth and—educated- youth: So'Hiat now the.averago age - of first-year Men is much lower titan some years ago, And still more men and women are financing themselves each year. It was in an endeavor to assist these• Men and women/hat'the Bureau of Appointments of the 'University ''of Toronto was started some ten years ago., Begun on a small scale, it etas' expanded—until last year -some 1,000 students were referred to employment._ And still the demands for positions are increasing. It has been. through the co-opeartion of graduates of the University that so many students have been offered employment, which will enable them to continue their courses. By the very nature of the Bureau's contacts, the largest part of this em• pioyment. has been in the larger cen• tres. And' approximately one-half of Every Vice a Virtue Oncie Will Durant, Philosopher, Dis- cusses Our Ever Chang- ing Moral Code. Morals are customs more preached than praotieed. They are duties which we require of our neighbors. So says Will Durant, writing in the April. 'Forum" ou "Our Chaugiug Morals." - ' It is astonishing how the moral code has varied from" time to time, and Evora place to place. St. Augustine was disturbed by the polygamy of Abraham, but rightly pointed out that it was not "immoral". tor the ancient Jews to pay the expenses of several wives. indeed, in an age of war polyg- amy may become a vlttue,' for .it s blessed' with many children. Before social• order replaced the recurrent conflicts of tribe with tribe, the death rate of men far exceeded that of women; and polygamy was the natural result otithe:numerical superiority of the once weaker sex, Monogamy Is one of the penalties of tribal 'peace. Let us pour ,life into the notion Ott morals aro relative by recalling some instances.. •A Sapaueae: woman pays no attention to, the nudity of a workman, and. yet she can be as mod- est as Priscilla Dean, It was "ob. scene" for an Arab woman to show her face, or a Chinese woman her foot; either •concealment aroussa imagination and desire,. -and served the good:of the race. The Melanes- ians buried alive their sick and their old, thinking it a kindly way of dis- posing of their waste. "If," said an old Greek thinker, "you make a heap of all .customs some; where .considered sacred and .moral, and. then take front it all oedema aomewhere considered impious, and immoral, nothing •will remain." Iu substantiation . of ,the argument that every vies was once a virtue, Will Durant says: "Primitive man ate like the mod- ern dog, because he did not know when his next meal would Dome in-. seetirity -1s'^>the = mothenthcit ;greed, Every vice was once -a virtue, and may become respectable again,-justas hatred becomes respectable- in War- time." %In describing how the, moral code has changed in the •transition Prom the `agriculturalera to the industrial age, Mr. Durant writes: "The city offered', every discourage- ment to marriage, while it provided every stimulus and facility for 'sex, Erotic development came as early as before, economic development later. That restraint.upoh desire which had been .feasible and reaseinable ' under: the, agricultural regime, seemed now a difficult and unnatural thing in an industrial civilization' that had post- poned marriage, for mono even to the thirtieth year, Inevitably the flesh. began to rebel. :Chastity, which had been a virtue, be, came a joke. Mod- esty dtseppeare t, Men plumed them- selves'upon the variety of their sins, harmless.. It has remained the stand- ard with physiciansin the 60 years since its invention. It is the quick method. Results come almost instantly. It Is the ap proved method. You Will sever use another when you know. - Be sure to get the genitive Phillips Milk of .MVlagnesia preserii.ed by Piing lana for 60 years in correcting excess acids, Each bottle Contains .full dc• rre ons any drugstore. Stuffed Monkey to Apes As'Easy asABC "It's all a matter o' praetice,lcsir," the caddie assured me lately when I was playing what I,hoped was golf and when the ball -had not gone where I• intended it to go. "After a bit, it'll all conte'as easy as kiss liie•'and."•-:I did ,not' pause to' assure him that:I should have found it by' no means easy to kiss 'his hand; but the ABC of golf I found even more difficult than that, Unable to profit by experience, however, I continued to look for other ABC's of other worlds that'I feel must be there for me to conquer: It was in this spirit that. I recently set out. to learn to drive a motor -car,' It must, I told myself, be easy since; even the most foolish of my friends can• do it. Consequently,; I arramted to take a course of lessons and ossessed my self' of- a book, Motoring Without Trouble: The Owner -Driver's, A B C; which I took home, ; I spent the even- ing reading it=reading and re -read- ing such sentences' as: `To bring this about the`•,piston is 'connected with a cranked shaft; the 'crank,pin of which is: out of -line with the shaft itself, by means of nconnecting-`rod, K, Fig, 5. The .connecting rod'. is hinged to the piston.by,the gudgeon -pin or wrist - pin bearing, L, F:g..'6, and.to the crank -pin by the big -end bearing, M, Fig.• 5," and. `"The front end of the crankshaft is .fitted with a pinion - wheel, .'0, Fig. 5-a teethed wheel— end the meshes with a gear -wheel at- tached to the end of the camshaft, P, Fig: 5, the 'latter' being double the size of the 'former so that- its speed .is only , `one-half that of'the crank- shalt." rankshalt. , .' As I.' lay in;'bed . that night,., cainshafts and 'crank -shafts kept reyolving in•my head, lnakinga. noise;like a' Grand National Of milk, carts, and I began to' wonder whether I was 'going, to find the ABC of motor- ing quite so easy as it had seemed in the Strand.—Robert •Lyntl, in "The Green Man." Professor's Curious Experi- ment is Related in Biology Review That apes' are religious' and the be- ginnings of religion traceable even farther back in evolution than the first man, is the conclusion.of rofessor A. L, Kroeber, distinguished anthrop- ologist of the University of California, expressed in a review •of pre -human beginnings of: what we call culture communicated to the "Quarterly Re- view of Biology," edited by Professor Raymond Pearl. In an experiment by Dr. • Wolfgang Koehler, Professor Kroeber recounts, chimpanzees were seen to express what can be described only. as awe'; a. feeling: which he re- gards es important, if not essential, in religion,w The awesome '.object was a rag -doll animal somewhat like a donkey but obviously artificial, probably even to the untutored eye of a chimpanzee. This artificial animal had features in common, the California anthropoligist believes, with ghosts and- spirits and weird idols and other ideas or objects associated with human religious ideas. Like them, the stuffed rag donkey did not occur in ordinary' experience. It was conceived'as both similar to living creatures and different from them, •"A dummy, donkey with but- ton eyes," Professor IKroeber writes, "is 'literally supernatural to'a chim- panzee." The apes -were enormously interest- ed but thoroughly respectful, an atti- tude quite diffei•ent'from those shown either toward living creatures or to- ward lifeless things. ,Even when much - desired fob& was placed close to the awesome image it wasr taken only after. long hesitation, hastily and with evident apprehension. Chimpanzees do not, have a'religion, Professor Kroeber concludes, but they net. at times as though;.they were' religious. while women called for a'single stan- dard. The std agricultural moral code felt to pieces' and the urban I- world ceased to. _judge by it any more," c t i+Ainard's Linemen A PERFECT 'MEDICINE FORLIME ONES Baby's Own Tablets Should be in Every Home Where There Are Children The perfect 'medicine for little ones is found in Baby's Own Tablets. They are a gentle but thorough laxative which regulate the bowels, sweeten Um stomach; drive out constipation and indigestion;" break up . Colds and simple fever and promote Healthful and refreshing sleep. • It is impos- sible for Baby's Own Tablets h. -harm even the new-born babe as they are absolute guaranteed floe from opiates or any other injurious drugs. Con- cerning them Mrs. Earl Taylor, OWeu Sound, Ont, writes:—"L have four children and have always used Baby's' Own Tablets. I am never without rite Tablets In .the house as they are the best medicine that: I know of for little ones," Baby's Own Tablets ere sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co, Brockville, Ont. i take back nothing. ---Charles Gates Dawes. Use Minard's Liniment for the Flu. This' place (Washington), is like a big summer hotel; you makes intimate friends ` and . then' ' never see thein ;again. --James A. Reed, ex -Senator from: Missouri. , --+'J Strange Tales People wlic prize the finer things o£ life usually 'demand Red Rose Orange Pekoe Yea,, --A money -back guarantee with yery package, as, 6G ® dg t RED ROSE O �►' ANGE PEKOE is extra good Bulgaria's King Ma of Parts King : Boris a Mechanic in His •Spare Time; Botanist, Zoologist and , Engl. neer as'Well •Sofia—King Boris of. „Bulgaria, the world's only bachelor -sovereign, :ap-, parently le going to `marry ,Priacese Giovanna.of Italy, 'and it is even'pre- dicted , that the wedding will take place -in Sofia this:apring. Boris is 36 years old and Giovanna is - 21, • As kings go nowadays, : Berle is a relatively' poor man. His salary is, only $43,000 a year and; gives half of it to charity. 'However, he will be, able to give •his., bride not only a part of his throne, but . half 'a dozen palaces in different parte of 'Bulgaria, It is understood alio that the ,Bulgar- ian Government will give the king a substantial' -increase iir his civil lists when ie marries to enable him to keep his bride in a style suited to the dignity and taste of a queen, m Boris's bride will receive' as a, wed- ding gift fro' Boris' a full-fiedged menagerie of elephants, lions, 'tigers, buffaloes -and other animals, as well as . the finest and largest collection of butterflies and fare insects Europe, several huge conservatories of flowers, a narrow-gauge , railroad (which enhes' the palace grounds iu Varnia, near Sofia), several Ameri- can automobiles,' • and . such crown jewels as Boris was able to save out of the post -armistice wreckage of his country when 'Czar Ferdinand, his father, fled abroad. Boris's intellectual qualities and versatility are far above those of the average monarch. He not only knows all about ruling a country; but Is a first-class engineer, zoologist, botanist, bibliophile, and a great authority on natural history. He is also a brilliant linguist, speaking Ferneh, German, Russian, Bulgarian, Turkish, English, Italian and Albanian. ' More than that, His Majesty is a lover of music And something , of a genius in mechanical matters. He is a licensed locomotive engineer and chauffeur, and has a pession'A$or the dhanleat contrivances of all sorts. He can take an automobile, sewing ma- chine, radio. set, machine gun, or the finest : jeweled 'watch entirely apart and put .t, together again With abso- lute precision. " In spite .2 his exalted pelhition, Boris is the persbnificatton of sim- plicity and democracy. Be may bo seen any day , driving his own. auto- mobile through the streets of Sofia, or roaming the countryaide' chatting with peasants about their home prob. lams. -He has . repeatedly 'helped stranded motorists along the road. Russian Scientists Bring Dead to Life For Few Hours Vage reports have been reaching the U. S. that Russian scientists have re- vivified corpses. Last week such re- ports became more definite. - In an article in the current issue of "Time," the following facts are given: "Two Moscow chemica-pharmacists, Theodore Andreiev and Atexai Alex- androvich Ituliabko, pumped a modi- fied - Ringer's solution into the veins of a man dead 29 hours. After some hours the'eadaver's heart began to beat feebly.' The body developed a slight warmth. The throat gurgled. The eyelids fluttered. ' The reactions resembled the partial reviving of a drowned person. Unbearably herr! fied, the experimenters stopped their pumping. They let the corpse subside 'and go on to its normal course of decay. "Akin tothisexperiment was the decapitation of a dog by two other Moscow men, S. S, Brokhaaenko and Sergei Chechulin. To the head arter- ies they rter-ies'they connected a pump which fere- ed oxygenated blood to the amputated head, which, like John the Baptist's, rested on a plate. The head's eyes moved. They. closed when a strong light was flashed at thein. • The ears wiggled. The tongue ejected a` piece of cotton soaked acid, and swallowed a piece ofcheese. rot three and a half hours these natural reactions continued. By that Gime the venous blood b'eeame too heavy for the pump. to oxygenate thoroughly. The dog's head began to yawn for the air, which its lungs would have used so vitally. Gaping, like a pneutnonia victim,' the head died' completely." 'NEW BABY DISTURBS TIRED OFFICE: WORKER "When my oldest boy was just a few weeks old he was badly constipat- ed from my miili,t" says a: Nebraska mother, "He kept us awake so much, my husband almost ' slept over his desk at the office.. Then my doctor got us to give Baby some Castoria and -the next day he was melt better. 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