The Clinton News Record, 1929-03-07, Page 3Strawberry, Hitt
As soon as the strawberry plants
begin to bt`OW in the Soeitlg moat of.
the muicli `should be removed from
over the plants in order` to admit the
necessary light and att;lu the leaves,
Remember to leave a ligltit covering of,
straw, however, to protect tpberries
.and peep them clean, workings the re-
mainder of the mulch down between
the rows, where it may ,form .a mois-
turesretaining mulch and prevent weed
growth to a.considerab'le extent.
Sticky 'Bus ness
Grocer (after filling molasses jug)—
"'1-Iere's your molasses, sonny; where
is your dime?"
Boy "I loft it in the jug.".
• Breeds of, Gleese in Canada
Market geese reared in Canada are
principally of four breeds, Toulouse,.
Ethden, African and the Chinese.
A' doctor declares ' that kissing
.shortens life. We presume. lie,means
.single life,
The daughter of the house had been
• forced to choose between "the -.poor
young suitor and the rich old man,
.and being a practical lass, Bail picked
the rich old man, . whose reputation
wa's none of the best, "To tell you
the truth, Sylvia," her father said
when,the engagement was,:aiinouuoed,
"I'ci rather see you married to Joe
before old Doughbags." "I'm sorry,
daddy" the gid , sympathized, "but
Joe and I talked it over, and we both
feel that I ought to Marry Dough
bags first." •
Minard's Liniment for Grippe and Flu.
Most men Who are in the fore-
.ground of things are there: because
they had tits backgrodnd.—Detroit
Free. Press.
SCHOLES - HOTEL
40c SUPPER A SPECIALTY.
YONGEE ST., Opposite Eatoh'a
Hotel Rates: $1 Per Day and Up
When your
Chile
for It
Castoria is a comfort when Baby is
fretful, No sooner taken than the
:little one is at ease. It restless, a
few drops soon, bring •contentment,
,No harm done, for Castorla is a baby
remedy, meant for babies. Perfectly
sore to give the youngest infant; you
;have the doctors' word for that. It
is a vegetable 'product and you could
use it every day. But it's in an
emergency that Castorla means moat.
Some night when constipation must
be-relieved—or colic pains --or other
suffering. Never be without ft;
some mothers keep an extra bottle,
unopened, to make sure there will.
always be Castorla in the house. It
Is effective for older children, too;
read the book that comes with 11:
f.
5
O.W.L.•
'JON WITH LAUGHTER)
If a• girl idolizes her motaer- One 11:
never be sentenced to the hellse of
correction,
'What is the biggest problenar' we
asked the manager of the installment"
"(letting ' 'em to pay up after they.
have paid down;" .ho sighed.
Salesman; °'"fihis is a companionate
piano."
Customer: `Companionate?"
Salesman; 'Sure. You try it two
molts, and if you don't Iike It, don't
keep it."
Two men went hunting. for the first
there, add borrowed a faw dog's from a
farmer After they had been out
for while they returned.
"What's - the matter?" asked the.
farmer . "Do you want more shot?"
"No," they replied, "we want more
doge." •
They evidently never missed their
mark.
Beggar•—Rind lady, I was' not al-
ways like this. •
Laity—No, Last week It was your
other arm that. was Missing.
"Daddy, may I,have a dime?" as
ed Little Georgie, '
•Dad obliged him with a smile.
"This time you won't make "'me give
it back after the company's gone, will
you, daddy?" was Georgie's loud
remark.
"We tire- now," announced the
guide, "passing through a rural Tram.
let" . •
"0h!" exclaimed' the sweet young
thing. "I thought" a hamlet' was a 1it-
tle pig."
BELIEVE IT OR NOT
You can alford•the things you want
In time—no doubt—
if you don't .buy the things you now
Can do without.
"W? ere were yon boys when I bail-
ed for yon to help ane an hour ago?"
asked Farmer Jones.
"I was in the barn setting a hen?''
said one.
"And I was in the loft settin' a
saw," answered the other.
"I was in grandma's room satin'
the clock," came the response.
"I was "up iu the pantry settin' a
trap," said a fourth,'
"You're a fine set," rem.rked the
farmer, "And where were you'?" he
asked, turning to the youngest,,
"I was on the doorstep settin' at£11,'I
was the reply, -
10
Another one of these "high fliers"
come to roost—as a man puts it.
An Irishman 'about three sheets in
the wind was Onhis way home, It
was after midnight, mudas he cross-
ed a bridge to saw the reflection of
the moon in the water, when a police.
man approached from the opposite
direction. The Irishman, addressing
the policeman, said.
"Phwat's •that down there?" •
"Why, that's the :Loon," replied the
policeman.
'Well, how in the deuce did '4 get
up here?"'asked Pat.
•
Every man should be his own liver
regulator.
Lend hair: Is coming back gay the
fashion experts, but not so as to bring
any hope to a bald-headed man:
Nous0holdSint—Two old evening•
genius sewed together make an ex-
cellent pen -wiper.
Some bridges, span rivers and some
Riau afternoons.
Mtnar 's Liniment for Coughs, Colds.
Stockholm natural scientist claims
to have discovered how to make
paper out of straw hats. Huh, the
first rain usually does that!—BBorder
Cities Star.
he more caro and ottenhon
,you give your canary, thegreateryaw. reward.
in thcary song.
8REND for Brooh'd Famous nook on Bkda-280 pages of eSolul
Information, on tho oar°,terSing, brooding and treatment of
cage birds. Man the coupon and lee for tho book and a goner,
ons trial oamplo of Brook's Dir i eocd-tho proper 010 10 birds-
eed BrOok'e Dad 'treat -that Wondotiid bind tenio,
MAIL THIS couiOu
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For 4iloubles
true to .Acid.
INDIGESriON
ACID STOMACH
'HEArtt H
HnpnCHACHE
GAStS•NAUSEA
Many people, two hours after eat -
ling, suffer indigestion as they call it.
ft is usually excess acid. Correct
kit with an alkali, The best way, the
itlutok, harmless' and efficient way, is
Phillips' 111111e of .Magnesia, It has
remained for 50 years. the standard
With physicians..' One seoonfal in
?Water 'neutralizes many times its
iplume' in stomach acids, and at once,
he symptoms disappear la live min -
res.
9
You will never use crude methods
When you know this better method,
And you \vi11 never suffer from excess
acid whenyou prove out this easy re-
lief. Please do that—for your own
sake—now,
Be' sure to get the genuine -Phillips'
Milk of .Magnesia prescribed by 'Myst-
Mane for 50 years in correcting excess
acids. Each bottle contains fullirec-
tions--any drugstore)
wHy.
SHOULD
tf E
suer from
rheumatism -
like this?
'T he would accept the ad
.1. vice of thousands of men
and women, he would find
relief --by taking' Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills. Rheuma-•.
tism is not a surface ailment
that can be banished by rub-
bitig. with liniments or oils.
Watery, poison -laden blood
must be built up and puri -
fled before there can be any
progress toward perman0ut...
recovery..
Time and again, sufferers
have proved the value of
Dr. Williams' Pink Pilin in
the treatment rheumat m.
"For some years," writes
Thomas Martin, of Novar,
Ontario, "I was ` so 'badly'
troubled with rheumatism I
could hardly walk and suf-
fered great pain. I load meth -
cal . treatment but did not
get much relief. After tak- i
ing Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
for sonic time the trouble
disappeared and has . not
since shown the least sign of..
returning."
Start todayto relieve your ' 1
rheumatisnf. Buy a box of
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills at
your nearest druggist's or,
postpaid, by mail at 50 cent
a box from The Dr. Williams
Medicine Co., Brockville,'
Ontario.
5.1a
DEWilitarrai
PINK PS
"A-F/OUSaHO LD NAME
no 04 COUNTRIES"
I•Ie: I'd like, to see the bass.
She: Gimme your name and ad.
dress.
•• He: No thanks. I'm Married. It's
the boss I want to see.
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STORIII Y WEATHER
HARD ON BABY
The etormy, blustery weather
=which. Canadians experience during.
February and March is extremely
hard on .babies and young children.
Conditions make it necessary for the
mother t0 keep theta confined to the
house, whose rooms may be over.
heated or badly ventilated. The little
odes catch cold and their whole To-
tem becomes racked,. To "guard
against 'this a box of Baby's Own
Tablets should be kept in,Fthe . home
and an occasional dose given the
baby to keep hint fit, or it a cold
suddenly grips 'him to restore him to
Itealth again and kept hint • in good
conditiontill the : brighter, warmer
days come along again:
Baby's Own Tablets are just what
the mother needs tor her little ones.
They are a mild but thorough laxa-
tive which regulate the bowels,
sweeten the stomach; breaks up colds
and simple fevers;, banish coustipa-
tion and, indigestion and make, the
cutting of teeth easy. 'The 'Tablets
are sold by medicine dealers or, by
mail at 25c a box from, The
hams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
Trees for Prairies
Each year greater interest is' being
shown in the planting 'of shelterbelts
on prairie farms in Western Canada
anil'preparatfoite"completed for :the
1929 distribution by the • Dominion
Forest Service 'nursery stations-at,In
diau Head and Sutherland, Saskatche-
wan, point to this as one of the busiest
years in the history of the wqr. 'Ap-
proximately 8,000,000 ,seedlings and
cuttings will be shipped. out. .
Canada's _Fishllig. kdustry
Theexisting fishing industry: of Can-
ada is the growth of the past century.
In 1844 the estimated value of the
catch was only $125,000, • In 1927 it.
was .forty -nice millions. The highest
record was reached in 1918 with%over
sixty millions. These. figures 1'epre-
sent"the total value et; fish marketed,
whether In a fresh, dried, canned or
otherwise prepared ,state; The num-
ber of 'employees Ilan mounted to 80,-
000, and the total capital .invested to
$50,00,000 in certain '-years.
New ;-York 'City now"' has one-way
etreets for pedestrians. If your bat
blows off backwards you have to run
around the• -block toat —
c ch at. Judge.
Mlnard'a-Liniment prevents Flu.
LIMERICK CORNER
Joy''ous Jingles . By Gifted', Rhyarasters
This week the contributors, will supply thet1ltrsducf;ion to.
Limerick Corner.,
Dear Sirs? -7-
'
You'll never know the thrill' your; letter gave to this, little• ariouse-in-tile
•
corner'mother. "Thank you ever, so much" as our polite little -French
Uor •says.
The 'Limericks were written Surreptitiously Ort, Uito of wrapping paper,.
and hidden quickly when any of the family appeared. 'What's going on
here"? said Himself .coming .in suddenly from the corner , -store, '011 flights,
'of fancy.'',I replied, not knowing what to Say. ' But do you, know, I didn't
feel euite"passe—atter receiving that dollar bill, and it was 'star -dust ori the'
snow •I• Was seeing all (My::. Funny too, that I was anointing my sore throat
witll'Miud rd's Liniment when Hubby walked in with your letter. (Throat
got better too). -
, Ouee•mYou, Thank -
Mrs. J. M. O'Neill, Bent Bridge, Ont.
Deal Sirs:- g
I enjoy very much the Limericks appearing weekly in this paper, namely,
''Tile Prescott Journal" always which vie have ai ays been subscribers.
E
Mrs. A; E. Car9on, Prescott,' Ont,
Dear Sirs:—•
• One night I saw this ad about Limericks in the "Enterprise". I men-
tioned.it to my sister and Mother. We, all got to work and had someg reat
fun composing these three;,; We have seen some real good ones in the
papor and have, I think, writteu these in the right style.
• Miss P. Goff, Belmont, Ont.
Dear Sirs:—
I noticed -your ;Limerick Contest ,in the "Teeswater News" yesterday`
afternoon `and just for a change of words for a lullaby for the "wee man"
of the' arouse, I started to compose some Limericks:. I enjoyed the six which
were printed in yesterday's paper very much.
Mrs. Wm. Haldenby, Holyrood, Ont., R.R. 1.
Dear Sirs:
Have been much Interested in tite L£mericks,published in tihe "Arthur
Enterprise" and .am, enclosing some of mine which I hope may m_eet with
your paproval.
• If everyone gets as much fun out of it as I have you will be swamped
with letters. .
Mrs. A, R. Cole, 100 Paradise Rd. N., Hamilton, Ont.
Dear Editor.-
As
ditor• As I am a wheel chair shut-in and had nothing to dor I thought I would
try a few Limericks, .Not being an expert at this kind of work I don't know
whether it willbeaccepted or not. My paper is the "Minden Echo".
I remain, -
Yours sincerely,
1Irs. A. Tebutt, Rinmount, Ont.
Dutch Cleanser.
5 know • a' spruce maid named
"Dutch Cleanser;".
Who runs where the groceryman
sends her,
She carries a stickt
Its object to lick
Ancl to kill All tiie Idrt which of-
fends her.
Mrs. M. L. Morris,
R.R. 8, Metcalfe, Out.
Alberta Coal
Por filling a furnace with fuel, .
Alberta Coal sure is a Jewel,
Heats quicker 'tis erne,
Is Canadian too,
And that recommends any fuel,
Mrs, A. Leggate,
Box 131, Bunke Falls, Ont.
Diamond Dyes
There • was once 'a• young Iady
named Abbie,
Who was asked why she never
looked' shabby,
"I use Diamond Dyes,
,On my skirts and my ties„
That's wiry Er not shabby" says
Abbie.
Mise E. Stouffer,
201 Freedrick St„ Kitchener 0,nt,
almond's SaWs
We know a young roan named
McMaster,
Whose wood pile is always much
Vaster,
Than neighbours around hint
Who, questioning, found him,
To use "Simoiid's Saws," they cut
faster,
Mr. Colin IC. Taylor,
Orono, Ont.
• Shredded Wheat
.There was v s an old spinster named.
Becky
Who was alit as a rule to be pocky,
She said, "But you know
I tike Shredded Wheat so,
[ take lots every day, :tor my
b•rekky.
' Mrs. A. McNeil,
Norwood, Ont,
Sun Life Insurance
A • young • married mall from
Mol,ure,
Decided itis life to insure,
Said his bonny wee wife.
I am sure- that "Sun Life"
Is the very best you can procure,
• Mrs. W. T. McCaw,
• Bancroft; Ont,
Dear Limerick Head if my rhyme
is too dead,
In tha slough of despond I will
"wailer•,"
And deeply I'll sigh.
Yet I hope 'twill get by.
For I've four thousand ways for
• that dollar.
Mrs. T. H. DeaS,
R.R. 2, Glanworth, Ont.
Gillett's Lye, .
There was a young fellow caned
"Bertie;"
Who married a girl by, name "Ger.
tie"
• Site used "Gillett's Lye,
And so that is why '
We never find G,ertie's iionse dirty,
Miss Margaret Foster,
Box 484, Lachute, Que.
Bayer's Aspirin
If the "old bean" is heavy as lead,
And you need a good working,
clear head,
Bayer's Aspirin quick •
Knocks the "I" out of "Sick"
And puts "1" into "business," in-
stead.
nstead.
W. S. Sentinel's,
Fossmill, Ont.
Buckley's Mixture
My nose piped the wierdest cadenza,
That ever was Beard from RUOnZR,
My ears rang "Ding -Dong"
But T burst fortis in song
"Beckley's Mixture does cure in-
fluenza."
Mrs. E. Mills,
Box 897, Elora, Ont.
Christie's Biscuits •
Prom North Sea to China's Pagoda's,
You always can find Christie's
•• Sodas,
Because they're' the. best
They will sell •East and West
You can buy, them where'e'er your.
abode is. - • •
A. 0, Snyder,
Elora, Ont.
Rennie's Seeds
An ardent young gardner called
Denny,
Whose losses from seeds had been
leanly
Asked me for advice ,
And I, Bald In a trice
"Betterspend every Penny with
Rennie."
Miss 0. A, Snyder,
Elora, Ont,
lire. C: Pl, M. and Others,—It is
imposisble: for us to acknowledge
receipt of letters except in award.
Ing prizes. If you do not hear from
us within a weep it is because for
one ,reason or another your I;imel'-
icks were not acceptable.
Any nationally advertised al•tiele
or service found in tins or any pro.,
vious'issue of this paper may be
made the subject of a limerick.
One dollar willbe sent for every
Limerick accepted ,Give name and
address and name of this paper.
Write: Limerick Editor, Associ-
ated Publishers, Room 421.5, 73
Adelaide St. West, Toronto 2.
Firs Protection
Three thousand farm. people are
killed by farm d1'es„and 'one hundred
.and fifty million dollars' worth of,faim
'Property is burned every. year in the
U, S.„ and • many .,'were, in ” Canada,
Seventy-five' Per cent. of this -damage
is due ,to carelessness,:,, •
"There are• several` ways.. _that a
farmer may protect iris; property.",
argument,' is needed to support the
statement that farm buildings can and
should be protected from lightiung.by
good ,liglltnilig 'rods. Thirteen and
one -Half per cent of farm, fires dare
caused by lightning. Nearly as many
are` (loused by defective chimneys and
•"Clliinneys should be inspected to
see that they cannot leaksparks thru
the cracks' where mortar may have
dropped out. Every chimney should,
be lined with fide tile. And when re -
shingling, or building new, put on a
fire-resistant' roof. It need 1101 cost a
fortune to have your own file -Lighting
apparatus with which to -put out fires
in their early, stages. It may cost a
fortune to lack that equipment. A two
and one-half or three -gallon chemical
tank in the barn, ready toi• instant' use
the minute a fire starts, 'A small ap-
plie'atlon of water or chemical can
stop 'a fire while -it is still small,"
Note for Kitchen
"For handling roasting pans in the
oven, a pair of men's heavy mittens
with leather facing In palms •andron
thumbs is•very convenient as they are
alrge enough, to slip: on and oft readily
and protect the, whole hand and wrist
from hot surfaces?,
Trouble always fluds . the wise man
too busy to see him.
For 1 n �ue z ,
The Liniment that Relieves' All
Ailments
The a Red Rose Tea guarantee means wliat'itsays Ii;
-not` satisfied return the unused part in the package and.
the grocer will refund ycslarrllonegrl
G9.
RED R�
RANGE PEKOE n>$ extra ®gid
Classified Ady'ertiselnents
... FEMALE OcELP WANTED
IaADIEA WANTED—To do plain and....
tilight •od pay; work sentwlo or
nos
charges- 9510• Send :stamp for Darn,.
cularp: 'rational' Manufacturing -
Montreal.
He: You loop as though you'd lost
your last friend. '
She; Yes—it's • my boy friend, too,
Use Minord's Liniment for the Flu.
The parking problem awaits the int
ventor who can make the* spare tire
telescope. into the radiator. --Dallas
News.
Requiring British help—Single men,
women or families, to assist with
Farm work, should write Rev. Alex.
MacGregor, 43 Victoria St., Toronto..
These people will be arriving after
March 15.
25c 1,1 stamps or coins, wit
bring you Five High -Class
Toilet Preparations . (trial sizes) by
return mail. Dept. W.
Chamberlain Laboratories
TORONTO (3)
FA `ll : E. ,cI 3
Free Boon About Cancer .
The Indianapolis Cancer Hospital; In.
dlanapolls, indium., has published a
booklet whleb glues interesting facts.
about tl,e ca• '10 of Cancer, also tells
who, to du ,for pain. bleeding, odor. etc.
A valuable guide •!n the managclnent of
n, t
1111..10. write 'or it urdav mention.
rr • 'hta enter' 1
•
The soothing, cooling touch that
brings comfort to the babe
C iiticiSA';iil Talcum's
The aureola at tint Cuticure p0pnrntions:
With a background of 5o ycsra of depend.
able quality nod ,orvlce.
2Oo. Every -whore
Had The Liu?
Watch Kidneys!
Warner's. Safe Kidney and Liver
Remedy helps remove dangerous
Poisons
That terrible "after -'nu"" weakuesa
saps your vitality. Rou're listless. 'iron
tire easily, don't sleep well, poor appe-
tite, every bone iu your body seems to
Rohe. Take oars—Lowered vitality
80740 your your resistance to disease.
If 'nu' -victims only knew how Lmporio
and it le to keep kidneys motive, regular
Nature, trying to help You get wen,
sends body poison to those vital organs
of elimination. Weakened Wiliness, they
can't do their duties as Nature Intended
without help.
Warner's Safe tcidnoy and livor Rem.
edy, an old-time herbal remedy, is so
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` n0090017, yon take a new lease on
Dor over 50 years grateful users have
been tolling us how this safe, pleasant -
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elat your bottle today—at your drug,
gi0t'a. Warner's Safe Romodios Co.,
Toronto, Ontario. -
Warner's Safe kidney
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$ATIB (LITTLE s'otzt e» TO
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AILRED qualified pRCOCKERELSlecoil1f ppe tri au o
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Compound
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other troubles and
I must say I felt
different after the
tij f i first dose. I have
been told this. last ,
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although I alp now
forty-seven and
have had seven
children, I have
takentheVegetable
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a:.
T1EN a cold or exposure
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penetrate to your , very bones,
there is always quick relief in
Aspirin. It ' will make short
work of headaches or any little
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