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The Clinton News Record, 1928-07-26, Page 7F . (ON W1141 1, 11GHTER) SANS EYES, SANS NOSE The armer is a lucky man; Ile sw cats upon the land. feel then to pay the mortgage off He runs a hot dog stand. And the city pian who buys a car Has a problem on his hands; For, just to keep the payments ilp, He dines at hot dog stands: • And lives of all 'the hot dog men Are not i11 cream and 'custard; Just when they start to, make some ...yen,. TIp goes the price of mustard. Mrs.—I won't be long, dear. I'll be ready in a minute, Mr.—Well; for goodness sake do pick out a minute that's not more than half an hour away, If you're' not having a little fun every day you're missing something. Can anyone imaginean experience more enrbarassing than to wake up and: hear burglars singing in the cellar? "How much do you think I made in commissions- last week?" said one drummer to another. - "Half." "What do you mean by 'half'?" "Hall 01 what you're going to tell .me," was .the knowing reply. A Pretty quotation contributed by W.E.H.: • "Men are oaks.' Women are vines. Children are flowers." So when the ship was sinking, Mrs. -Green declared she was going to stay by her husband's side? Yes. She thought it would be just his luck to be shipwrecked on some Island with a beautiful girl. MEMORIAM Take her up carefully, Lay her to rest, Tenderly, prayerfully, God knoweth:best. Angel, most beautiful, Emblem of love, Came from the Heavenly ,Realms above. The disrepute into wlfich corsets have fallen was wellillustrated at a recent college dance. 'Speaking of the one girl in the place who wore 'em, one young man said: "Well, I'm going over and dahce with Old Ironsides now." When we write the truth it isn't se necessary to keep a carbon copy. PrHE Firestone Gum -Dipping process streng- thens the tire to meet the demands of hill climbing, quick stops, sudden turns and high speeds. The Fire- stone tread is scien- tifically designed to grip the road in emergencies. --fou can have this extra safety on YOUR car. Ask,your local Fire- stone Dealer. He will save you money and serve you better. Always puta Firestone steam - welded, leak -proof tube in your Firestone tire - - raiensToNE TIRE & RUBBER CO. OF CANADA LIMITED Hiuniikon, Ontario 9 Judging by the smiles of the two Roumanian delegates to the Baptist World:Congress held in Toronto recently, soup- tastes the same 1n any language. The, picture was taken in mid -Atlantic -on the Canadian Pacific Haler "Montroyal" which was chartered by delegates to the Congress from Europe. There were thirty-eight different nationalities . in the party. A TIRED -OUT FEELING Canada's Great Use of the Air, is a Sure Sign That the Blood is Thin and Watery-.. .' "I' am glad to have an opportunity of testifying to the benefits 1 de- rived from the nee of Dr. Williams' Each :year aviation is playing a Pink Pills", writes Mrs. Lawrence larger part in the conservation and Kennedy, at. Joseph, N.B. She 1ur'; development of natural resources in ther says: -"Some years ago I was Canada. 'Aerial transport is solving working as a stenographer, and be- many problems of forester, geologist came badly run-down. I always had and -explorer. The 1928 program of a tried -out feeing, bad no appetite the Royal Canadian Air Force in civil and suffered terribly .from backache. operations for Government depart - Almost every month I had to remain ments includes: -- from the office for 'a day or two. I Provision of twenty hours flying was advised to try Dr. Williams' time for emergency fire periods in Pink Pills, and I have reason to be British Columbia; continuation of the glad that I followed this advice. Be- air patrol in Alberta, intensification fore I had been taking the pills, very of aerial patrols over 14,500,000 acres long I began Ito feel much better.%of forest . in Saskatchewan, continua - Continuing their use my strength tion of fire prevention and suppression came back, I regained my appetite covering 40,000,000 acres in Manitoba; and the terrible backache from which Photographic eurveys in the Nelson I had suffered disappeared. I have River watershed in connection with been married some years now and Possible pulp and paper development hove two • fine healthy children, a and in the. Saskatchewan patrol area girl and a boy, and am inthe best of for .the preparation of maps for the health. All this I owe to Dr. Wil- use of air patrols. Bruns' famous` Pink Pills, and I trust Other work will include a vertical that these few lines may doelp some aerial photograph in connection with other weak, 'run-down person." All weak, fun -down people who will give this blood -building tonic a fair trial will find through. its' use new health and ,strength. You . can get the pills from any. dealer in medicine, or by mail at 50 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brock- ville, Ont. Mice and Turtle Pets Planes Heli . to Conserve and Develop Her Vast Na- tural Reserves - Healthiest Cat and Dog. in List of Prize Winners ,New York showed whatitthought of its pets when 200^ children brought dogs, cats, rabbits, mice and 'a turtle to the pet show held at the Bellevue -Yorkville Health Centre: The healthiest pet and the cleanest cat and dog won prizes for their own- ers. Ruth Scholtz, who owns Murga- ttoyd the turtle, felt a little hurt -when Murgatroyd didn't get the prize for the healthiest pet, and the judges, at a loss to know how to tell which was sturdier, a healthy dog or a healthy turtle, gave her a consolation prize fol' the strangest pet. The other prize -winners- were, for the cleanest dog, Nicholas De0arlo; for the cleanest cat, Geraldine Hal- ford; for the healthfest ret, a cat; Irene McCormack, and fol• the best all-round rabbit, .Loretta Burns. The winners each- got a bathing suit, and every entrant received a pencil box. The show was a feature of the Belle- vue -Yorkville health demonstration's safety and health campaign _ that' is being conducted through July and August. Each week the children pres- enth01 unt which c'ome form of healthStor safety tearehesasons. Among • the judges were "Uncle Robert Correy, radio entertainer, and Mrs. George Adams, of the New York is•,; it.:k .. Women's League for 'Animals. .Dr. 1Leverett D. Bristol is in charge' of the demonstration: +GB7dLq��H�lialED '��� -,—,— Every Home Needs Minard's-Liniment mapping the Rouyn, Sudbury and the Pas mineral areas, the Gatineau, Opinaka' and Chicoutimi districts in Quebec, the Shelbourne and Guys-- borough uys• borough districts in Nova Scotia and the Moncton district in New Bruns• viols; oblique aerial photography for mapping the -Dryden, Quetico and Rainy Lake ,districts in Ontario, the Lac La Rohde, Lae Mironde and Reindeer Lake areas in Saskatchewan, vertical photography in the St. Ann area in Alberta; oblique photography to complete the mapping of Wood Buf- falo Park, near Fort Smith. GUARD BABY'S HEALTH l� THE sum mu IBIUN TORONTO ONTARIO The summer months are the most dangerous to children. The .com- plaints of that season, which are cholera infantum, colic, diarrhoea and dysentery, come on so quickly that often a little one is beyond aid before the mother realizes he is ill. The mother must be on her guard to Jirev'tnit Mile troubles, or 1f they do come on. suddenly to banish them. No other medicine is of such aid to mothers during hot weather as Baby's Own Tablets.. They regulate the stomach, and bowels and are ab- solutely safe, Sold by medicine' -deal - ere or by mail at 25 , cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. Builds the Only -PtflLLIPS .• MAcryFse/ For Troubles; due' to Acid INDIGESTION ACID. STOMACH HERTBURN HEADACHE GASES_NAVSEA Wh':,.s P ,What many people call indigestion very often means excess,,aoid in the stomach. The stomach nerves have been' over -stimulated, and food sours: The -corrective ' is an alkali, which neutralizes acids instantly. , And the 'best alkali known to medical science is Phillips' Milli of Magnesia, It has remained the •stonder(' with physi- cians in the 50 years since its in- ventors.. - a 1 One spoonful of this harmless, taste- less alkali in water will'neutralize in- tently many times as,.much acid, and the symptoms disappear at once. You will never use crude mothods when. once you learn the efficiency of this. 'Gog et a sma11'bottle to try. Be sure to get the genuine Phillips' g Milk of Magnesia prescribed by •physl- ciaue for 50 ybare in correcting; excess "acids.: Bach bottle containe full direc- tions—any . drugstore. i24;SeptB The world's largest -spectacle at- tracting -more people than any fair or - exposition; displaying almost 'every known product; costing an- nually to .stage over: $1,000,000; and representing a land and build-„ ing value of $15,000,000- T the 1928 Canadian Na- tional Exhibition, every- one will witness the most enter- taining and diversified pro- gramme of all time to fittingly mark this 50th Anniversary year. Here are a few of the hundreds of fea- tures: H, M. Royal Air Force Bund (England) and other ' noted musical organizations; 1,500 performers on world's largest .stege; Famed 2.200 Voice Ex- hibition Chorus; First showing 1929 Motor Cars; First International Air Craft Dis- play; Exhibits from the world over, and the outstanding Sporting Event of the yea The Third Wrigley Marathon Swirn - for the World Championship, and $50,000 .purse; and -an Amateur Sports Programme rivalling an Olympiad. 50th Year 'i iOMAS BRADSHAW. President 10. W. WATERS, General Manager li"� iala� qty �,'• Canadian Studebaker Reorganized " The new Studebaker Corporation' of Canada, -Ltd, rec6ntly separated from the parent company, will be directed by D `ll: Grossman, formerly sales manager for Studebaker in the Do- minion. Having been associated with Studebaker in anada for the past six Years;- Mr. • Grossman is well-known to the Dominion's automotive leaders. "The motive behind the reorganize - ion is to be found in our desire to build Canadian automobiles for Cana- dians;r' says a' statement. "The Stude- baker Corporation bf Canada, Canadian: ,We will use more and more of Canada's great supplies of raw materials. Not only' will ourrconsump- tion of 'these commodities be in- creased, ncreased, but new commodities will be added to our purchasing agent's order lists: . "Phe expansion of. the Walkeryille plant is a` further step towards. the Canadianization of Studebaker in the Dominion. We will hire More skilled and more unskilled labor. We hope to build and sell more automobiles than we have in the past. Directly, this plan'contribute's to greater. Canadian prosperity by reason of in-, creased employment given Canadians in the Walkerville factories. 'Indiiect- ly,many others in Canada will bene- fit by reason of more extensive pur- Hedin Plans Two More Years in Wastes of Asia Sweden's Foremost Explorer Returns to Stockholm to Replenish His Equip ment Stockholm.—After more than a year and, a half oS hardships and adven- tures' in the interior of China. Sven, Hedin, Sweden's- foremost living ex- plorer, has just returned to Stockholm for a brief visit. While in Sweden he will add more members to his expe- dition, purchase new instrumentg'and a Madre nlo'Edi cars which he has been commissioned to buy for Gover- nor Yang, of the Mongolian Province Hsin-tschiang, and luso make arrange- ments for airplanes to carry him fur- ther into the uncharted wastes of. Asia. Dr. Hedin, who is a memberof the Swedish' Academy, is determined to continue his scientific researches for another two years. He has left all the Members of his expedition in or about Urumtehi, the capital of the Province Hsin-tschiang, and during his absence the explorations and -compiling of data continue. Aside from Dr. Hedin,{the members of the party comprise Swedish, Danish, German, Chinese and Mon- golian scientists. About 6,177 square miles, which .previously were white spots on•the map, have been carefully charted and 52,480 feetof film have been taken. A collection of some 18,- 600 numbers, consisting of ancient arrows, hammers and other parapher- nalia, has been found. Due to the friendly assistance of Governor Yang, the expedition was al- iowed_to proceed uninterrupted. Yang, said Dr. Hedin, rules his prov- ince with ail autocratic hand and has managed to stay out of the strife 'be- tween the other warring lords. His regard for the Swedish scientists was heightened by an operation which Dr. Humel, the physician of the party, performed on him;' In Urumtehi a house was given over to the expedi- tion' to be used`as headquarters, and in many other ways the Mongolian ruler showed his interest in the Ven- tur Tha.e'success'of the expedition is due to a large extent to F. A, ,,Larsson, bueiness manager and caravan leader. Larsson, who is a resident of Mongolia and for many years has been an ad- viser to the Chinese, Government on Mongolian affairs, has had conferred upon him the popular title of eDuke of Mongolia." 12!, "is good tet range Pekoe t is extra good In dean, bright Aluminum Folks' Ignora i ce Saddens' Bermuda World Appears to Know Nothing of Island's Ban on Autos Hamilton, Bermuda. Local resi-' .dents are somewhat downcast over. what they consider the amazing ignor- once of others regarding , Bermuda'q prohibition' of motor cars. Every now now and then Someone Writes a letter' to The.Berntuda Trade De volopment Board asking about auto- mobile roade, the cost of gasoline, and whether cars have to be crated for shipment to the leland paradise. Bermuda': has always forbidden au- tomobiles, motorcycles, railways, and street cars, following a very brief test during which a single automobile known as "The Scarlet Runner" ap- peared on the roads and struck con- sternation into onsternation;into the hearts Of the in- habitants. That was in 1907, and no cars have been allowed in Bermuda since then. The latest evidence of dense ignor- ance concerning Bermuda is revealed by a letter received by the Chief of Police of Bermuda offering $50 re- ward for recovery of a 1926 Ford tour- ing car taken by the ,wile of the. man who wrote the: letter. During the summer, especially, visitors express themselves as being pleased with Bermuda's ban on mot- ors, because at home during the sum- mer when windows -are oPbn, the noise of passing automobiles is even more annoying than at other seasons. Bermuda is enjoying its Largest sum- mer season. - chases of materials and equipment produced in Canada, to be used in the Walkerville factories. "The expansion of our manufactur- ing program in Canada will also In- clude a considerable increase- in ex- port shipments from the Walkerville plants. With the accumulation of more Canadian element in our Walker - vine built cars, we will be enabled to ship automobiles to Great Britain' un- der the preferential tariff, as well as to New Zealand and certain other British possession's overseas. On ex- port shipments from Canada into Brit- ish possessions giving a preferential duty on Canadian built cars, owners in these countries profit directly by the increase of Canadian element in the cars. "This move is a result of Stude baker's faith in Canada," said Mr. Grossman. "We believe there will be wonderful developments in this country and through, this expan- sion program, we will naturally be- come a part of those developments. He: "You had beautyand brains when I married you, Jana Jane: "Well, I might have had beauty,"John but I surely didn't have brains." 'pitting' tight and standing Pat are two different propositions." The one place *herd the immortals are never seen is at the top table.— Sit James Bartle. Assam teas are known A &kl. ® by experts as the finest teas grown—a fact which explains why Red Rose Orange Pekoe has, become so deservedly - popular in Canada. For Red Rgse Orange Pekoe' is chiefly con m used .`of Assent teas; w accounts- i hi' ;Fordis- tinctive s -dii tinctive quality • and value. Every package guaranteed. t�. Lynching has decreased consider- ably in America, we read. And yet they still have a number of saxo- phonists over there who are simply asking for it.—Punch. Yankee Explorer—"Do, you know, Pat, that one day in Africa, it was so hot, that the sun singed the hair off my head?" Pat—"Begorra, an' that's nothing! One day in ould Ireland, it was, so hot that we had to feed the hens on ice-cream to keep them from laying fried eggs." MInaI'd's Liniment•heals cuts, bruises. Cute in a1 ab. -' Awful atThree -and it's Dangerous by 12 VII Brittain Thumb sucking dues Iook sweet in a baby, but it is disgusting in the three - Year -old and sometimes it hangs on until fifteen on sixteen! . The habit may cause an ill -formed mouth or in- duce adenoids; and it always inter- feres with digestion. , Pinning the sleeve over the hand; attaching mit- tens, or putting on cardboard cuffs, which prevent bending the arms at the elbows, are some of the ways to. stop the habit. Another bad habit—irregularity in Bowel action—is responsible for weak bowels and constivatlon lir babies. Give the tiny bowels an opportunity to act at regular periods each clay. If they don't act: at first, a little p'letcher's Castoria will soon regalate them. Every smother should keep, a bottle of it handy to use in cars of collo, cholera, diarrhea, gas on stow- ach and bowels, constipation,.loss of sleep, or When baby is cross and feverish. Its gentle influence over baby's system enables him to get full nourishment from his, food, helve him gain, strengthens his bowels. Castoria is purely Vegetable: and harmless—the recipe ie on the wrap- per. Physicians have prescribed it for over 30 years. With each pack- age, you get a valuable book on Motherhood'. Look for Chas: 11. Fletcher' -s signature on the:,waupper so you'll get the genuine. French Airwoman Heats' World's Light Plane RecoN.1 Paris—Mlle, Marys° Bastie, one of France's few airwomen, recently"beat the world's distance record for light craft, flying from Le Bourget to Trep- tow in Pomerania, a distance of -1,270 kilometers 088.67 'miles) la ' eleven hours. Mlle, Bastie had as a passenger Maurice : Drouhin;. who will pilot Cousinet's Rainbow in the proposed transatlantic flight. Tie gave Mlle. Bastile her first lessons in flying. During the flight she used a Can- dron plane with. a 40 -horsepower Salmson engine. ' "They separated on account of in- compatibility didn't they?" "Yes; he never would get angry when she was." Sunburns Use. MInartl'a Liniment., "That's a good idea," said the new servant t0 her mistress, "to have soda and water in them squirters. I've. done out the scullery floor in no time, and there's `still four left out of the dozen." WHEN IN TORONTO Stay at the Royal Cecil hotel Cor. Jarvis ond Dundas.Sts. Every Room With Privet. Bath Rates $1.50 up - Garage at 'Hotel' 3 •Minutes Walk to Shopping District' The F ' its of Ultima a Makes It Unexcelled For Ail i o1et Poses Keep Handy. Keep a bottle of Minard's handy. It is a universal remedy. b:n 'RE OF IPAIN Hon. Ian Baird, an Oxiorc stn lent, son of Lord Stonehaven, Governor- General of Australia, who arrived in Canada it few days ago on the White Star liner Albertic, to spend his sum- mer vacation "mucking" in mines at Amos, P.R.,'and Timmins, Ont. a England's Landmarks The damage which fine, old build- ings in the City of London suffer ap- pears to increase each Year, accord- ing to a report presented to the So- ciety for the Protection of Ancient Buildings, which held is fifty-first I annual meeting recently The report contained a note of warning, Accord- ing to a London dispatch to The Manchester Guardian, which says it is often thought that the cause fo} which William Morris founded the society fifty years ago has been won. Although declaring that ibis, in a sense, is true. The Guardian dispatch quotes the report as saying: is as "The need for the society great as it ever was, and the'possi- bilitfes for usefulness are unlimited. Owing to the rapidly increasing`trat- flc faelities, the country side is tak- ing on an appearance which before the war was confined to the suburbs of great towns.' Thg widening of old roads, as well as the making of new ones, causes the disappearance of buildings to which we have become accustomed, and which forr long years have been half -consciously admired, as fixed features of the landscape. Where these be _ not entirely de- stroy], they are often left isolated and stark among the new, crude and unfriendly neighbors "There has never been such a time,' it was pointed out at the meet- ing by C. R. Peers, Chief Inspector of Ancient Monuments, "for the con- I:ruction of roads, railways and elec- tric and water supply systems. Oue of our most serious, problem is the, relation of the now roads to the old bridges. A sensible number of., old and beautiful bridges, when preserv- ed and widened, will be left with lit- tle of their ancient fabric in tact. Un- forunately, the construcion, of alter- native 'bridges is not always pos- Bible. ' The necessity for some central authority is urged by Mr. Peers. "There are streets in some of our country towns in which every house Is worthy of preservation," he said. "Such things aro national monu- ments, but they are at the mercy of munipical authoriiee. ' Local govern- ment in these maters is better In tbedry than in practice, and it must be more closely linked with a central authority :before it can be trusted," Now it appears what 10 needed is a rescue party to rescue, rescue parties that got lost trying to rescue rescue parties, -Macon Telegraph. • Mlnard'e Liniment for trisect Bites. THERE le nothings that has ever taken Aspirin's place as an antidote for pain. It is safe, or physicians wouldn't use it, and endorse its use by others. Sure, or several million users would have turned to something else. But get the real Aspirin (at any drugstore) with Bayer on the box, and the, word genuine printed in red: lilliiCiatindaliLli8ibIlitieit mar@ Cnunr3n)n nt atnirin west surraaisuat A. 0,18 means •nn eahmnnu- Ill tun ample a mea,1. ' leas. e"Ira ier un atamaed w�tu .heir ^nares pen^9". lraae mark. Harm— HELPED' H(I . � h+n IDDLE AGE . Woman Prises Lydia E. Pir kharres Ve etabla Compound Sarnia, Ont. "I am willing to answer letters from other women,.. to tell'thcm the won-. derful good Lydia. E. Pinkham'sVege- table. Compound did me.1 cannot be thankfulenoughfor the benefits I re- ceived chain; the Change of Lite. do housework an my troubles made me unfit to work. A #riend advised me to try the Veg- etable Compound - T felt great relief at once, began to regain my appetite, and my nerves 'got better. 3 will recom- mend your medicine to all with trou- bles like 1 had." -Mics. on DElisoH; 162 N. Christina St., Sarnia, Qntario. 180U5 No, $0-'26i