The Clinton News Record, 1928-07-19, Page 61`vsade of the .purest ingr°ed'ients.
and dietetically correct, Chiistie's
13igectives are Wholcsolaie and safe
for everybody.
in the Store or on the
'phone, e w 4ys ask for:
Have yeii tried; the.
"Ace", w.
9''the ne
Christie Biscuit?
ii.. &$ " r#SP17 .x'.YL+ zt¢• y' r„r„ A csan�. x<• t 'n a,,fi •a,; c,.: ^s -m tna:-
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.tl39tMake a o
to -of
Babies thrive Nerves',
13y T.UTI-i '131U1TT'AIN
:+isa£e ..."Cpm .ei'iera'n.'4`eetorte, i2.:cf dt::, Er-, 'ever er . tf, tstem
George Creegan Main Enters
Big Swan
Much of the nervousness in older
'children can be.- traced to the over-
[btimttlation during -infancy, caused by
'regarding baby as a sort of animated
toy for the amusement of parents,. re-
latives, and - friends. /Baby -may .be
played with, -but not for more than a'
,quarter of an hour to an hour daily.
'Beyond that, bets handled, tickled,
tcaused to laugh or even screw.., will
'Sometimes result in vomiting, 'and in -
:Variably causes irritability, crying or
sleeplessness.
i
Fretfulness,. crying and sleeplessness
from this cause can easily be avoided
•b7 treating baby with more considera-
tion, but when you just can't see what
making baby restless or upset, bet-
ter give him a few - drops of pure,
!harmless"Castoria. It's amazing to
See how quickly it calms baby's ner
•ves and soothes him to sleep;. yet it:
contains no drugs "or opiates. It is
purely vegetable—the recipe is on the
wrapper. ' Leading physicians pre.
scribe it. for colic, cholera, diarrhea,
constipation, gas ori' stomach and
bowels, feverishness, loss of sleep and l
all other; "upets" of babyhood, Over
26 million bottles used a year shows
dts overwhelming popularity.
With each bottle of Castoria, you
;get a book. on Motherhood, worth its
,weight in gold, Look for Chas. B.
T'letcher's• signature on the package
<so, you'll get genuine Castorla. There
;are many imitations.
Gewwge Creegari is . a Glasgow boy
alto learned his swimming' in the
Clyde, and he 1e'n_ow a life guard and
swimming instructor at, the Luxor
Baths -in Paterson, N:J
He is a sturdy lad of about 170 lbs.
and has had a remarkable record dur-
ing i the past' three years, in • which
figures a record swim round Manhat-
tan Island, a distance of 42 miles,
Which he accomplished in 12 hours 4
minutes, aided by the tide both ways.
1•Ie also claims the world's #seer o1
a swim from Albany to New York, 160'
miles in a water tempearture of 48
degrees in •fifty hours 6 minutes,
-elapsed time.-
FIe was fifteen hours in the water
during the Lake George grind,', and
last year completed five hours in bake
Ontario • during the Second -Wrigley
Marathon before Cramps claimed -him
as victim.
Cz'eegan ie convinced that his last
year's diet defeated him, and he is
now in the hands of a celebrated die-
tician, Ar. Jesse `Mercer Gelhau of
Paterson, who will be responsible for
this department of his training.
Ise trains daily in the lake at the
I3umber and looks.. to he a very seri-
ous contender for world's honors this
Year.
i:;
Go Light Motor Camping.
Nothing is more fun 'than , going
otor camping, provided you go pre -
Orly outfitted. Camping equipment
heed not be expensive or cumber-
ome to carry on the 'outside of even
small car if you take the , right
,things.;, Most people start out with.
too many things on their first vaca-
tion on the 'open road.
l "You must have a tent, if it is to be
'a real camping trip. Whatever shape
lof tent you choose,' lot it be water-
proof; and as, nearly mosquito and 11y -
proof as possible, and easy and quick
to put up. The umbrella tent is easily
nd quickly set up because it has only
one centre pdle. When folded, .it oc-
auplcs a small space on the running
beard.:. Insist, on having a floored
tent, for the sake of Security from
snakes and insects. As for bedding,
take plenty. Two wool blankets and
a pair of cotton blankets to a person
its about the right allotment. Do not
et the rough and readysouls of -your
party persuade yeti to try sleeping on
e ground. Nothing puts you in tune
with the touring universe like a good
night's sleep, so get a good cot, the
1 est you can find, on which to sleep• -
Fulfilment
who is he will regret
The vanished violet?
None will who ever knows
In her full time the retie.
We have outfledged the spring,
We have uew deeps to wing;
To drink the sun's increase
Unfold with me in peace,
Long ago\has my pollen
On your',bound graces fatten:-'
dQtd WiTil LallUGP9TER)
A DOUBLE; -EDGED POEM
Dear Oolyu'm:
• Dear Sir: -The other flay twomem-
bers of. the Bachelors' Brotherhood
were arguing on the meaning of Die
words "for better dr worse," regarding
it and the Married lite. They were
both off the track, so, for. the benefit
of the Brotherhood, I beg your kind-
ness to print my vies/ •on the meaning
of "for better or worse."
For Better .,
When you are feeling awful blue
Who is the one; that; comforts' you?
Your Wife!
When you are sad and feeling so bade
Who is the ono that makes you glad?
Your Wife! '
•
When you are hungry. as -a bear
Who looks after the bill -of -fare',
Your Wife!
'When :your -work is dreary and long
Who cheers you ap .with a gay little
song?
Your Wife!
When things go wrong and never right
Who Snakes you Teel gay and bright?
Your Wife!
When her work on earth is at an end
You find you'ce lost'your best friend!
For Worse
When youare feeling awful blue
Who is the one who bothers you?
Your Wife!
When you are hungry as a bear
Who'll surely spoil your bill -of -fare?
Your Wife!
When you, are sleepy and all in
Who hies you with arolling pin?
Your Wife!
When things go wrong instead' of right
Who 1s- the one who starts the fight?
Your Wife!
When you track mud ou the floor
Who is the one who starts to roar?
Your Wife!
When you have bash in, your pocket
at night
Who removes it before the morning
light?
Your Wife!
When baby -cries and you walk the
floor
Who is the one who doth sleep and
snore?
Your Wife!
Yours truly,
GLADYS.
The grocer had just put a new boy
to work, and among the instructions
was this:
If you don; t happen to have what
a customer wants, suggest something
else as nearly like it as possible."
Soon a woman canto into the store
and asked the boy; "Have yen any
fresh green stuff to -day
"No, ma'am," answered the boy,
"but we have some nice bluing."
An old woman looked out of .0 car-
riage window as the train drew lute
the station, and, -hailing -a little boy,
e said:
"Little boy, are you good?"
„Yes, ma'am," replied the boy.
't'Pare4ts 'living?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Go to Sunday School?"
"Yes, ma.'0111."
"Then 1 think I cast tritest you. Run
with this penny and get me a bun,
and remember, the angels see' ,you."
Evangelists rush in and get `the
scads where paltors' salaries lag be-
hind. '
It used to be that when : a follow
went Out for a°geod time he indulged
in wine, women and song; now ft's
wood alcohol; nurses and .the funeral
march,
Burn from your cloudless skies,'
Marigold of Paradise!
—H. J. Massingham in London
Observer.
Mlnard's Liniment for Insect Bites.
An explosive 30 per cent. .mor
powerful than TNT has just been dig
covered and is expected to revolu
tienizo Chicago elections•. /New York
Evening Post. -
1p, od eu'NG _
— PHILLIPS—
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inAcyFS
41
For Troussies
due to Acid
INbl0c9TION
ACID SioNAGt
HBAIXTBURN
t1eADAOH.5
GASEo-NAUSEA
Excess a0id is the conhhnelt cause
of ind gestion. 'It resits in pain and
sourness about two hoursafter eating.,
rl'he.quiek corrective is an alkali which
'neutralizes acid- The best corrective
is Phillips' Milk of. Magnesia,, It has
remained standard with physicians in
the 60 yeah'ssince its .invention.
One spoonful of Phillips' Milk of
Magnesia nent;ralizee instantly many
'times its volume in acid. It is harm -
Peas and tasteless and its action i
quick. You will never rely on crud
mothods, never Continue to suffer
when you learn how 'quickly, how
Pleasantly this premier method acts
Please let it show you—now..
Be sure to get the genuine Phillips
Milk of Magnesia prescribed by. physi
for 10 years in. correcting excess
acids. Each -bottle contains full ciirea
tious—any -drugstore. •
s
e,A preacher may not. be able to say
all he wents to hi thirty minutes,: but
he's sure tp •say all the congregation
wants to hear.
Aren't you glad you.didn't answer.
all the 1000118 of "opportunity?"
•
Say It With Songs, ,
Probably whathas ever been the tartest crowd to say geed -bye to -0
departing ii%dividual, omitting royalty, Was recognized at. the North Toronto
Station of the Canadian Pacific Railway, recently, when two thousand ment-
bers•of the Toronto Exhibition choir sang "Bon' Voyage" to their leader, Dr.
H. A. Pricker, upon his leaving for England and PUtropee.. Abbot an,hrar
before the departure of the train, tlt;e station was densely packed. Moven
special street cars and one hundred automobiles were used for the trans-
por•tation of the group. Drawn up at the platform the two thousand choir.
members sang with groat effect as the train carrying Dr: Pricker started' on
its eastern journey o t
WAS VERY.
'MATE
New Health Came Through
Using Dr: •Williams' 'Pink.
Pills.
Mrs. Caspar Miller,, Lourdes, •N,S.,
says that twice in 'her lifetime she
has reason to be thankful for what
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills did for her.
She' says:--, "I was f a very delicate
girl going into .womanhood, when I
first found benefit from Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills. I was a sufferer with
cramps and pains every month and
was hardly able to move around at
all. One day when I was very sick
a' friend came in to see me, and she,
said to my mother, 'Why not try Dr:
Williams' Pink Pills, ! know they will
do her a world of good." The result
was my mother got six boxes
and I began their use, and I soon
found boneiit frons them. By the
time I had taken thorn all I felt an.
altogether different girl and no longer
suffered. from cramps and pains. -
Then a few years ago I was attacked
with influenza, and was elelt for six'
weeks, Again I started takings Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills, and again they
brought me good health. I am the
mother of a family and do all my own
work, so you see -I have to keep in
good health, and depend upon these
pills to keep me so. Now I always
recommend Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
to„ any of my friends who may. be
sickly.^
If you are suffering from any con-
clition due to poor, watery blood, or
weak nerves, begin taking Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills now, and note how
your strongth and health will im-
prove. You can get these pills through
any dealer in medicine, or at 50 cents
a box front The Dr. Williams' Medi-
cine Co., Brockville, Ont. -
Under our immigration laws a hun-
dred Yaps have the right to enter
this country. But only one has talc
en advantage of the situation. May-
be those folk think there are' too
many yaps here now. Portsmouth
Times.
Every Home NeedsMinerd's Liniment
i- Empire and Foreign Policy
Arthur Ponsonby, M,P,, in Man-
chester Guardian (Iib.): No method
for the prompt ascertainment of Em-
pire "opinion has been discovered. To
supply information alone requires time
and Minimise trouble; for consultation
there is no machinery'except tltd cum-
brous interchangeof correspondence;.
while 00n50i11 and approval involved
i ill() further reference of liuestions to
]Dominion Parliamsiits .•Vet the Joint
at 'issue may be. onb the decision of
;which meat of necessity 1.),e reached
l in days, if not hours.
.1 Red toss Orange Pekoe
cordes as near to pee Fe�etion
to
as any tea calf. Everything
that tea experts can Flo
make Red Roso Orange Pekoe
Sri ri- r in cilia ity, 'favor
and vela= t1}one In the Brea ,
iced Rose blending rooms."
I'°Try itto-day. , Put up in the
bright; ` clean ;a'um snuni
•
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.APPLICATION / APPLICATIONS
Are Filled As -Fs, iOffers g Annual
ONTARIO
As Possible in the Y Work Are
Order n Which DEPARTMCNT`�.,, - invarlaisiy
They Are . 9F• AGRICULTUREgiven tha
Received Preference'
�n ge •��
ram lien pp..
The Oolonizatan and Imiiiigratlon Branch of the
Department of Agriculture for Ontario will have available a
number of Experiencgr,I;l Married Men With Their Wives.
and Families—Mgrretd Couples Wkhbut Children-->
Also simile Men. .•µ
7rennera rotluiring hteS» w115 he well
advised -malge.,eitzr spreati0O to
GO1r
C.
plf.utop- 01 Colonliiittlifa
• •' P 011500t alder$
Toronto, Ont,/
File Your.
Application
•• at Once
Pla?Alied MenSNbJec.
to Trial -Period/
Nri1N
JOHN,sf MA€I IN, Minister of Agricuitdee ""i'
Have you read -
�r
"God's
Cormonwefia11t%-Cv99
by
The Roadbuilder
(Col. W. G. MacKendricjc)
011
The' Empire and Foreign.
Policy
Bombay Times of India: The prob-
lem of the Dominions' , attitude to
British foreign policy is one which
almost every Imperial Couerence
continually baffles the statesman. At
at almost every :Imperial.' Conference
some resolution Is made, and yet no
resolution has quite solved -the 'prob-
lem, as many intricate issues are, in-
volved As a result of the imperial
onference of 1926, it was agreed that,
though the chief share of responsibil-
CI
ity for foreign policy and Imperial
defence must rest with Great Britain,
neither Great Britain nor the Do-
minions ,should accept active obliga-
tions without the definite assent of
their own Governments . Great
Britain has made numerous conces-
sions to the Dominions. But she is
still "continental" with a vital part to
play in the affairs -0 Europe. Ought
not tite Dominions to make some 10n -
cession in return? : It is a delicate
OUR LORD'S VISIT
to Glastonbury, England, where
church authority elalnis He built
Britain's first church. ;
JOSEPH OF ARIMATHEA,
• _Who buried ,our Lord,. lived 37
years in Britain.
LAZARUS, -
ater being raised from the dead,
- came to Britain. -
MARIA MAGDALENE
Came with Joseph and' Lazarus
to B'r'itain:
SIMON ZELOTES
the Apostle who preached, "'died
in Britain.
ARISTOBOLUS,
father-in-law of the Apostle Peter,
and Britain's first Bishop, buried
in Britain, •
ST. PAUL,
the Apostle' whom 20 church
authorities state visited Britain.:
DID YOU KNOW
that the Inscription on Josephof
Afimathea's tomb at Glastonbury,
England, stated "1 came to the
Britons after Christ"?
DiD YOU KNOW'
that the first British church bore
the name ` "Tho Secret of our
Lord" ora thousand years?
iAD
u ' C. M N E. y
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wtth a chapter on Christ's vielt
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SUMMER COMP INTS
KILLS LI LE ONES
At the first sigu of illness during
the hot Weather give the little one
Baby's Own Tablets or in a few hours
he may be beyond aid, These Tablets
will prevent summer complaint if
given occasionally to: the well ' child,
and will promptly relieve these
troubles if they come on suddenly.
Baby's Own Tablets should always be
kept in every home where there aro
ydung children. There is no other
medicine as good and the mother has.
the guarantee that they aro absolutely
'safe. They are sold by all druggists
or will.be mailed on receipt of price,
25 cents per box, by The Dr. Williams'
Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. A little
booklet, "Care of the -Baby in Health
and Sickness", will be sent free to al1Y
mother on request.
Rett Rose ' tza age Petro
the best tea you can buy
In 'clean, bright 4laa,ninurn
High School Boards and Boards of Education
Are authorized by law to establish
11NDUSTRIAL, TECFINlCAL AND
ART SCHOOLS
With. tho approval of the Minister of Education.
DAY ANIi EVENING CLASSES
may be conducted 1'n accordance with the regulations Irisucd by
the Department of Education, -
THEORETICAL AND PRACTICAL .INSTRUCTION
is give In various trades. The school's and classes are under the
direction of AN ADVISORY COMMITTEE.
A,ppllcatidn for attendance should be ,made` to the ,Principal of the
school.
COMMERCIAL SUBJECTS, MANUAL.. TRAINING, I-IWUSEHOLD`
SCIENCE AND AGRICULTURE AND HORTICULTURE are provided
for in the Courses of Study in Public, separate, Continuation and High
Schools, Collegiate Institutes, Vocational Schools and Departments,
Copies of tho Regulations Issued by the Minister of Educationmay be
obtained frons the Deputy Minister, Parliament. Buildings, Toronto.
Camping at Hrr.me
Vacation days Ihave. come at last
and the jioung school boys turn eager-
ly to thoughts of the waren,days ahead
of them. Camping out is loads aqua.
And the beauty . of it all, he says, is
that it isn't. really necessary- to go
away off to the woods to camp, but
just strike the tent in the corner of
the back yard and camp.
Of course, backyard camping keeps
you close to home. But, when you
awaken in the dead of night, it does
not regthlre a great deal of imagina-
tion to fancy that you are in deep
woods a thoisanct miles away. Camp-
ing at home is packs of fun, And you
Probably will want to sleep out all
summer, once you have become accus-
tomed to 1L
The backyard camp is a good train-
ing camp in which to learn the knack
of pitching and striking a tent, build-
ing a cooking; lire, and cooking food
fit to eat, and it is an advantage to
the tenderfoot to have home near at
hand in case things go wrong, in •case
the teat leaks like a sieve or blows
away, or the eats do not fill the imugry
spot, or the mosquito dope fails to
work. • I.
Almost any type of tent will do, but
the small pup -tent or shelter tent ie
quite the thing for the yard\camp be-,
ceause it requires little space. ITo
prevent surface water from flooding'
the tont, dig a narrow trench around
it, with an outlet at one side for a
drain. Spread do old rug, piece of
carpet, or burlap upon the ground, and
place poncho or raincoat upon it be-
fore making your bed. Ask mother to
sew up a bedtick of unbleached mus-'
lin, three feet wide and five feet long,
with one end left open. Straw is the
best Riling, but dried grass will do.
After filling the tick, fasten the open
end with safety pins.
Primo de Rivera has decided not to
get married. Re will.continue as
dictator himself; Dallas News.
An expert says that npt one
American woman in ten can pass a -
beauty test,, and apparently as .5. re•
salt of that situation not- one . in ten
can pass a beauty parlor.—Vew York
livening Post.
'Sunburn? Use Minard's Liniment,
An American bas made more than.
$1,000,000 oh} lead pencils in Soviet
"l ussie. This convinces us that at
last the Bolsheviks are seriously un-
dertaking to figure it out.—Pertland
Oregonian.
Scotch Go-getter
Scot, Veteran of Three Wars,
Becomes an Editor in
Texas
Pyote, Texas.—At the segs of fifty-
three, James Drover is seeking new
adventures as owner and editor of two
oil field newspapers—one "Pyote Ga-
zette" and the outer "The Wink
Thrice." - Drever is a Scotclldnan who
fought as a soldier in three wars. Ho
was born in the Orkney. Islands and
is a ga:pduate of George I%eriot's tithed
;lar boys in Edinburgh. IIe was in his
'teens when his llaxents died. It was
then that he started on a lime of ad. -
venture that took him twice around
the world and into nearly every land
of the two hemispheres. -
Dreyer enlisted in the Gordon High-
landers and served in the Snd'an catn-
palgn in 1807. He took part in biose
major engagements—Atbara Omdur-
man, and the capture of Khartum. lie
was the army that marched to the
relief of Kinhberley in the Boer War
ir.'South Africa, Ise server with the
British forces all through the World
War and wail -twice: wounded.
As a country' newspaper editor, Dre-
yer is a novelty -in thus part of Texas-.
Re is popular with the rough - and.
ready men of the oil fields, and his
two newspapers are filled with well
written accounts of the happenings -of,
the week. Although Drover itis a emu-
paratirge newcomer, he takes an active
interest in politics, ancl'''15 making, a
strong fight for his favorite candidate
in local` contests. -
i
Minard's Linifnent heals cuts, bruises,.
When a Mexioau candidate doesn't
win
tho shine 'ho's runnihhg for, the
keeps right en running, if possible;-
lcansas Gazette,
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DON'T suffer headaches, or any of
those pains a tablet of Aspirin can
end in a hurry! Physicians prescribe
it, and approve its free use, for it
does not affect the heart. Every drug-
gist has it, but don't failto ask the
druggist :for Bayer, And don't take
any but the tablets that are stamped
with the "Bayer Cross."
Aspirin
is tho trade manic
((reo�1stared iu Co,o5s) '
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After a shave, lotion your
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Guaranteed to make g perfect cigar-
ette from any tobacco.
Money refunded if not satisfactory.
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Agents, wrtte for Terms, 'i'erritorY,
etc.
THE Firestone
Dealer's
train-
-
ed service men
.apply tires and tubes
right, and help you
keep them in condi-
tion to get more
mileage. They ser-
vice every tire they
sell. This is one rea-
son why - Firestone
Gum -Dipped - Tires
are breaking mileage
records around town
and everywhere else.
Firestone builds in
the miles—Firestone
Dealers get them out
for you. They save
you money and serve
you better.
Always put a Firestone steam -
welded, %oh-pYoof tube in
your Firestone tiro
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Mitchell, Ont.—"I had little twin
babies and.for quite awhile after I was
so weak I 'could
not do my work
because of pains
all tlhe way up ntvI
legs at the back. : -
also had headaches' -
and got very little'
e}eep; 1 took Lydia
Pinkham's
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and soon I was
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taken three betties
and I are. fine, do hny ovork without,
trouble and am gaining in weight and
strength. I will gladly reeotnmend the.
Vegetable Compound to anyone."--
'MRS.
nyone."—MRs. F. STATTO , Box 220, Mitchell,
Ont,.