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The Clinton News Record, 1928-07-05, Page 3h Pole on -Way to OW 'UCce0u3 Here is a treat that can't be beat! Benefit aiid plea- sure in generous measure! CI 80 Pe'.• perirmast ding N in Revue Spng London Hit Tells About Girl Who Had Prince for a • Bei -trier Twice Res moved London -The Prince of Wates can 'and often does enjoy 'a joke at his own expense,- A tumorous allusion to his many achievements, whether • pn the hunting' field, at golf, or at the • dance; is sure of a ready laugh from him, and no resentment. Snob en allusion is most likely to be macre on the !stage, end it isthe duty of the Lord Chamberlain, the censor of plays, to see that it is with- . In the bounds of; propriety. '01 course, if the Prince himself SAYS he' does not object, these is an eud to. the 'mat_, ter; and he has raised no objection to his name being mentioned in a "song which is one eietbe hits of a revue now running in London. As Americans know, the heir ,to. the British. throne -le, found of dancing and that he is''oatholic in his choice of partners, When he patronizes a dance, whether it be a patrician or a plebiitn'ail'air, he does not just "look in," make one or two gracious bows and then execute a quick getaway: • He goes to danae, ttnd .he does. IIq h(i patronized many dances or- ganized ed by .t re .proletariat • in the cause -of charity, hag entered thor- oughly into the spirit of them, and has made• glad the heart oC many a girl belonging" to , the humble classes by selecting her as kis 2nar'tner. The fact tlutt 11e is a "good mixer" and' can enjoy himself in any company is responsible largely for his great popularity. • The chorus of the revue song in question, as sung by Miss Mimi Craw- ford, rawford, runs as follows: 1've danced with a Man who's danced with a g!r1 Wire's ciauced with the Prince of Wales; ' I'm crazy With excitentent--complete- ly off the retie; When he told me what she told him The Prince remarked to her, It' was simply grand! He said, "Topping band," And, sr'e said, '"Delightful, sir." Glory, glory, Hallelujah. I'm the luckiest of females, I?or I've dancer] with a man' who's danced with a girl Who's danced with the Prince of Wales: The revu-e is called "Many Happy Returns," and it contains many sIy thrusts at men and women tulle are for the moment prominent in the pub. 11c eye, Same of these thrusts, it is amclerstood, were 'regarded by the frmed Chamberlain as a trifle too ;personal, so they were either cut out or timed down. The revue wase first produced pri- vately at the Arts Theatre. Being a private performance, the Lord .0ha;m- berlain had no authority to, exercise his blue pencil. It was thought, how- ever, that the Prince should be asked if be objected to the song ihquestion, and he rePlied, through ono of Ste r;ecretaries, that; he olid not. Playgrounds Three Rivers- Nouvelliste (Cons.): CJey playgrounds are necessary to en- sure the physical development of our children, But this Is only one of the reasons why they Above all they are needed to defend our ch]tdren .from the dangers of the. street, o.e°i, r„ (UN WITH LAUGHTER) A siolz tall' acts that way uyhow, but ,ia gram only when azo is In love.' There are more opportunities to- day 01 a Chore ribro, mon capable of g''asging 'them. She's old enough to be °wiled "l\IIee" if she no longer pieces e sitting an the floor to : pwg ou her atocicingo. THE CORIRESPOeiDENT'S II' we -coulee rf rite the things We feel, Could`lmalce invagination real I1 pencil, paper, pen' and luk Had but thegift to make us think. We'd'siied our. Studied' attitudesy�'_ Inane ernaries and platitudes, And write our missives; ver ' just RR though, They went to people whom we know. We'd scorn su•cli terms as "even date" And. "in reply we bog to state;" "Regarding" would noMbe "in re," Our ineaieirigs would be plain as day. 'Yours truly we W'oul'd not "remain", Froin stiltecl pQirases' we'd aefrain-- How vivid would our fetters be In einipte phraseology! No "15tH inst." or "30111 reit," Ou1•, readers" sense would .insult; From. floral bombast Bice "esteemed" Our'seutences would be' redeemed: In lroinely words and 'simple style We'dwrite each letter with. a smile— Oh! ' What „a dliierel ce—goo5ilness If we could write plain English prosei. Now "go-oir with the story: And' there was tete Scotclrnin'n who wouldn't wear sox )because they Put too :much strain on his garters. Pity ene couldn't,know Ire's got enough until lie's got too much- Advtere Regarding Gardens'. 'Weed 'ern. -and Reap." -" DOINGS OF THE NAMES CLOS There's nothing in a. name, as A. Boss, who was married last week, will soon find out. -"- lila L. Shortness was granted a di voice from John Shortness—which In- dicates the shhortness of married' life. Dave Tubbs and Rosa Bowles were married last week. Now that she's got Tubbs she'll probablywant a wash- board, 11M1IA'NAa s•l "Many a girl has, discovered that she can't vote on her twenty-first birthday unless it happens to be e1ac • tions day. " • Bolshevism and Immigration Ottawa Droit.. (Ind.) : The Commun- ist peril,which is becoming worse and worse, is the direct result of our immi- gration policy: And as Parliament does not seen disposed to be more strict towards foreigners, ,whether they come from the British Isles or Continental Europe, we must expect to see more Bolshevists busy, not with colonization, but with revolutionary propaganda. And to think that these are the people whom the Government prefers to our French -Canadians --our patriots, workers and pacifists. Movies for Quebec Lti Presse (Ind.): (The Provincial Secretary hopes that Quebec will pro- duce Its own films dealing. with the isisteey •of the French-Canadian race.) Our history offers a •rich ohoioe of sub- jects more interesting:' than most others,_ The rough lie's of our mis- sionaries and the, pioneers of the heroic Period, the military and politi- bai-incidents, our habits and customs, the picturesque settings we can find, furnish. abundant material. Only one condition is needed, that the people 'who produce our seance . of French. Canadian history shall be qualified to do so, ' ;.00:00 GoUeryF PHOAPS �y�pF`�acy�sv For Troubles due to SAcid. ON AGIO STOMACH isAnTaUitN HEADAcHE GASEs•NAUSEA A .l ` Abouttwo hours after eating nnau Y people eople : suffer from sour stomachs, l ,They call it indigestion. It means that the stomach nerves have been over- stimulated, There is excess' acid. The iway to correct it is with an alkali, ;which • neutralizes many times 'it's volume in acid. The right way is Phillips' Milk^o£ ,Magnesia ---just' a tasteless dose in ra.ter. It is piepsant5 efficient and y, ours • harmless. It has remained the stand- ard with physicians in the 50 years since its invention. It is the.quick method, Results come almost instantly. It is the approved method. Ydu will never use another wizen you know. Be sure to get the genuine Philips' Milk of Magnesia prescribed by physi- cians for 50 years in correcting excess acids, Bach bottle contains full .direc tions—tinny drugstore, ? FOR SOUTH POLE NEXT Wooden Lo5iciieed-Vega lno,noplane‘ in which Si • Hubert pert. Wilkins and Lt. Eieison flew': over;.the "'top of the - world,".being lowered from the S.S. Berengaria., The -plane will be used in their South Pole expborations•.: Sandino Flays t s d`Cii e" ote -„ From Rebel Chief Thanking Americans for Medical Supplies "Re - .. ceived Tells of ."Extermination" A grimy, weary rider on a mule., fighting jungle beasts and suffering from tropical dlseasee, has succeeded in piercing the lines of the Anierican mariners to General Augustine San- diem with the flrst shipment of med- ieal supplies, bought with Ainerien funds and has returned witha cotter from the leader of the Nicaraguan re- bels denouncing "the systematic ex- termination of a deenselese people by : country that Isnot ofnelallyat war," according to the headquartersof the Ali -American Anti -Imperialist League, 39Square, A. copy of the purported letter was glien to the press. - The shipment of medical suppltes was sent from'New York in the .early part of March, in answer to a plea from General Sandino•that "for want of bandages and medicines My wound- ed are trying like dogs, on the road." When the Consigninet reached- Pelv- ises Turcios, personal representative of Genearl Sandia at Tegucigalpa, Handifras, a call was made 'for a volunteer i Sandino, to takd e t t o San ino, ac- cordin t by -Harry Y g o the e a .tor y by a'r Games, Secretary of the Anti -Imperialist Lea gn0 In New Yor'ls. Dr. Gustave Machado was accepted, Mr. Cannes 'said. General Sandino in his imrgorted letter assails the "policies of aggres- sion"' of the Washington Government. The letter reads as Tallows: Sirs—Members' of the United States Section of the A11-Ameri- ea Anti -Imperialistic League, 39 Union. Squdre; ,Room. 40, New York City: "I an glad to inform you that I have received from the hands of Dr. Gustave 511achado (who came to our encampment as,a representative of the Central Committee of'tlre Rands - Off -Nicaragua Association) a pack- age containieg cotton, .batdages and 0(1101• medicines to mire the wounds of our soldiers. "We are especially delighted that you, honest North Americans, loan - fest in this manner your protest and disapproval -of the 'policies of aggres- sion ,that the existing Government of United States is carrying on in Nicaragua. "We know that the majority of the North American peopie is not direct- ly responsible for the feroelous crimes .that the marines commit every day in our country:- Even to us came :notice of the news of the meetings and pub- lic manifestations against the send- ing the marines to Nicaragua.... We well know the situation of the work- ing elassin your country, also vic- tims nI the appression of ,the ek ploiters, exploited by the same Inter- ests that are now fighting to enslave the ptop)e of Latin America. "But it is .our conviction that if, ail the citizens' would .make beard their voice of protest, the opinion of the majority would be carried out, the opinion against the criminal plans of the 'Washington Government.- . "We want to transmit through your only of liberation of Nicaragua to the anti-imperialist fighters of the United States foe the' sending of med ieiues,asking them at the 'same time that they should make known our opinion of the .systematic extermina- tion of a defenceless people by a cann- ily that le not officially at war, in violation of the Constltuion c1 he (Ivied States.`` "With cordial greetings, I - am yours for country and liberty. . "A. C. SANDING. (Seal) "-Patric y Libertad" Encouraged by tie 'success of their first shipment, the All -America Anti= Imperialistic League announced t at it is planning to send more medieidal. spppliee to General Sandino .as soon possib{e. , War Proa anda Manchester Guardian (Lib): -In the last war a Government could crit any' lie it liked amass ihe Ode tiioty{ug Chat iii siicn ivouid,depend an its 010111 in making its own lies seem•: less improbable than those of its enemies. At the begiuning of the war most of the lies in circulation were flue to pri- vate or; semi -private enterprise. But as the war, progressed Governments treated the invention and dissemina- tion of lies es a key industry and ntacle it one of their principal cares. Lying betaine a form 'et roar service in every,co,untry, Strong Man Ties Traffic Lionel B,• Morr•ett, of Sydney, Aus- tralia, who prefers to be known its "Little ,Samson;” the world's strongest small man," weighs 107 pounds and stands four feet ten inches,'. in his riding boots. At Forty-eventh Street and Broadway, in Seely York, at noon recently, he allowed, two truck horses, attached to him by chafns, to ptill .Hast and�West. For some seven.min- utes thee. houses; responding to the proddings- of attendants, struggled vainly to gallop in opposite directions. Several thousand persons watched and traffic was suspended. When. the stunt was over and "Lit- tle Samson" had been duly photo- • graphed and congratulated, he made. a short speech to the assembled Times Square habitees to the effect that he soon would be seen perform- ing in vaudeville at the regular rates. "Little Samson" is 26 years old. He atatributes his strength to a -balanced diet, "I eat when I'm hungry, but I eat the right things," he said rrrys- teriously. HAD NOT BEEN TAKING DRINK Minister: I suspect you have been taking a drink, Ma'; 13rawir. Church Menrlrer (coldly passing Int): I'm an honest man, sir. I paid for my drink, as I always do. BABY'S OWN ""A TS THE HOME DOCTOR Baby's Own Tablets meet all the need that exists in .every home where there are young children. They are a laxative, 1 ut do not gripe. They are soaking, but do not ecnfain one par- ticle of4piate or other ingredient that can in any way do the slightest harm to the "most delicate child. IBaby's Own Tablets reduce fever, .relieve colic, banish constipation and indigestion, check diarrhoea, sweeten the stomach and allay the irritation . that accompanies the cutting of teeth. ;They quiet the nerves and promote health -giving -.Sleep and repose. In fact they are as good as a doctor in the home, and once -a mother has used (them 'tor hex little ones she will use nothing else. Thousands of mothers , bear testimony as to this. Among them is Mrs. Hurst, Pine Falls, -Man„ who says:—"I was told to try Baby's Awn Tablets by a friend who had used them for all her little ones and said she could not do without them. After using them for my baby boy I quite agree with her and certainly think they are the finest medicine in the fworld for little ones." Baby's Own Tablets aresold by ail nledicit?e dealers or by mail at 25 cents. Is box from The Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Breckville, Ont. British Royal Urnbrellas Checked Like Commoners' London --The Ring and Queen of England, like 40,0110,000. of their sub- jects, are seldom seen without a cepa -010003 utitbreila hooked over: one arm. Once one has eneountered a Lon- don downpour he can sympathize with them. The precaution, however, has Its disadvantages, for should one want to drop into a picture gallery 'to get. out of the wet he must relinquish the umbrella and run the risk of losing the elusive metal tag which alone will enable him to reclaim it. But then even the, Ring and Qpeen take this risk. W'iOn they paid a private visit to au exhibition of .anti - clues the other day his Majesty's quick eyp read the nottcu.etating that alf harking sticks and umbrellas must he chem[%(1,jit the entrance. and im- i3 egate y nsisted. on surrendering iris.b�V`fi"anid $he l'iill'6N7In s tree of .curator's remonstrance that an exception would be made .1n their be • A traveller Was, talking Of...havin'g seen, in some foreign cotlntry, bugs - so :large and powerful. that .two of them would drain a man's blood MAIM night Sir Sohn Doyle, to whom this was addressed, replied, "My good sir, we have the same animals in Ireland, but they are known there by another name, they call them hub -bugs." AADS TRO ouse Melt, Red B recd Needed to '? e - alp ` heir Y�ita.titg)-- It Should' be brine in ni;nd that pale, bloodless 1311113 need plenty o1 nourishment, plenty of sleep and regu- lar out-of-door exercise. But a lack of appetite and tired, aching' limbs tend Le hinder progress. To save the weak,. thin -blooded sufferer, she 'must have new, rich;.hiood, and nothing meets a_ case of this kindso well as; Ur. Wil- liams' Pink Pills. These Mils not, only enrich and'increasethe bleed supply, they help the appetite and. aid diges- tion, relieve the weary batik. gild lilnbs', thus bringing new health and strengths and transforming anaemic girls and women into cheerful happy py people. The value . of DrWilliams' Pink Pills in the case of anaemic girls is proved by the case of Miss Lucy Stod- dart, 14fargaretvilld, NT.S.,;'who' says: "Prom the age of 1-2 to 15, I was in an. anaemic condition. 7 was very thin and nervous -,-had no appetite and had no desire to 'take part in the doings of those of my ago, My mother got tonic after tonic for me, but they did me very little good. Then Dr. Wil- liams,' Pink Pills were recommended and almost from the first they seemed to be just what was needed to restore my strength. After talcing the pills for a time I telt an altogether differ- ent girl: I got up in the morning feeling bright ansa active, and ready for work or play. -Since then I have. always taken a couple of boxes of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills in the spring as a tonic and have thus kept in the best of condition." Every weak girl shouldpromptly follow the example of Miss Stoddart, feeling sure that the pills will renew her health. You can get the pills from any medicine dealer or by mail at 50 cents a box from -The Dr. Williams' Medffcine Co., Broekville, Ont. Prince of Wales Now 34, Passes Birthday Quietly London•—Britain, on dune 23rd, wished the Prince of Wales many happy returns on the occasion of hip thirty-fourth birthday, but, in accoril- auce with custom, there w'as no public celebration: The Pince himself pass- ed a quiet week end at Sunningdale; bettering his golf. I3e closed his year with a short speech to students of the Loudon School of Economics, gathered in a chilly wind on the new school build- ing's roof, which later all were glad to .leave fm'• -a dance inside. There he remarked to friends: 'I say, it was jolly cold up there:' IIe danced with a number of the girl students, snaking 'his own chaise of partners. Afterward the students gave him .a carved oak model h of t r mo a of the school's crest. This was the only birthday present he would accept, hav- ing recently turned down a valuable gift with the words, "I'm too old .for birthday presents:' • As anotlibr year has ticked off with- out altering the celibate state of the Prince, the usual question, "Will he ever marry?" is being anted, but as usual he gives no sign which may be taken as an answer. Education and the Bible Martin Brack in the Leeds York- shire Post (Cons.): Mitch 15 written and spoken about education; hardly a newspaper is printed that does not contain some reference to the sulnjeet. Yet these thoughts of God and of man's life, with which the Bible is in- spirers throughout, are the very ones which tire omitted from;' present-day education, or relegated to a minor position in It. As to adult education, its sources seem to be the daily Press, a few weekly and monthly' magazines, and a multitude of novels. Some fur- ther fodder for the minces of both young and old is provided by the cinema. But what place does the Bible take? The German Republic London Daily Mail (Ind. Cons.): We are witnessing what looks like the opening of a new epoch. It le not only In ?mein and in the elections to the German Reichstag that the National- ists and the military party have sue- tttined a series of defeats. Even in Bavaria, which has alwltys in recent years been a Nationalist stronghold, the Socialists have made great game, though they are still in the minority. In Singapore and Malay Peninsula a popular item of food is the Ameri- can sardine. Natives, Europeans and Chinese there take 18 per cent. of the U.S.. exports, $1,200,000 yearly. - Berlin now • economizes police by regulating nearly all its street traffic automatically- with lamps suspended from wires at the main street inter sections. Colors change at intervals of about a minute; thus drivers know precisely Trow long they will have to wait. Toronto is following this plan, too, onra-30-second basis. - 26 s^irnee Teleaooprin, 3 d •ew, $12,00. Post Paid. Other Teleseopea Field Glasser and Microscopes to choose from. Ileuid' to have anywhere. Send fordist. Alberta. Optical Co.,. Ltd., 123 0th Ave. West, Dept. 10, Calgary, Alta. A r- m p - p Iorns You'll find many uses ter pri,luird,e during your vaca tech gays, Pack a bottle In your grip ,e .1191.0010, A .nisuso pmi wi1yzed l,,5 electric ewer system of Johannesburg, South ,lica, for tlu•ie hours atrioontide re- ent13 - caused a citywide l,ie-up and brought injury to five persons, It poked its nose into a terminal box at rho central power station: With .a flash and a roar, a blinding sheet of flame shot out. flye menuearby'weie scorched, thr•ee.of then so badly they were taken to a hospital. Some 15,000 workers on their way home lo luncheon on fist express tramie weio brought to,a staridstilI, All electrically driven Machineryin the city rent dead/ aiid many of . the tieorkers; lying :ata, distance hall to go Without their noonday,snack: alto- gether: The King Collects His Rent 'At the beginning of the week, on the anniversary of the Battle of Waterloo, the Duke of ; Wellington went to Windsor Castle to present to the King the banner by which lie pays his rent for the estate of Stratfleld- sayo, This 'estate was granted. to the 'Iron Duller'' who wou Waterloo, and: his descendants in perpetuity, on the quaint condition that the holder of tete ducal `title should present to rho sovereign en' each anniversary of the battle a banner which has taken the font' of a miniature Napoleonic eagle standard. Quitrents of this kind are not urr- eommon survivals of ether times. The Duke of .etholl'holds part of his lands on condition that he presents a white rose to the sovereign when honored by a royal. visit. Red roseshallo been given to 'the Ring by 'the owner of a house In Buckinghamshire when the monarch passes that ivory and the own- er ;o4 estates near Aylesbury le under, obligation In similar circumstances to furnish straw for the royal bed. If part pf the proceeding is that his, Majesty should sleep upon .,straw, it seems: unlikely' that he wit ever col- lect this efhit rent. A Busy Glacier The tourist guide was getting tired. Re--had-"to answer too many dumb questions. "And just. where diol -you say this rock came from''?" inquired another wahoo. The guide politely re- plied that a glacier brought it iiown. Then up spoke the inquisitive one again: 'And .where did theglapier go?" "Aw," paid the guide, "it went back after another rock:" Cute fly &Baby Awful aerftree "nand i 's a'L gerous- b Truth 13.rittaira Y'. Thumb sucking does look sweet In a baby, but it is disgusting iu the three- year-old and sometimes It hangs on unci fifteen or sixteen!, The habit may cause an ill -formed mouth or in- duce adenoids; and it always inter- feres with ' digestion, Pinning the sleeve over the hand; attaching mit- tens, or putting on cardboard cuffs, which prevent bending the arms at the "elbows, aro some of the ways to stop the habit, Another bad habit—irregularity in bowel action—is responsible for weak bowels and ' constiriation in babies. Give the tiny bowels an opportunity to act at regular periods eacb day. ]C they don't act at first, a little I Pletclrer's Castoria• will soon regulate them. .lively mother should peep n boltle of it bandy to use in case at cotic, cholera, diarrhea, gas on stom- ach and bowels, constipation, loss of sleep, or when baby is cross and feverish. Its gentle Influence over baby's system enables him to get full nourishment from his food, helps biro gain, strengthens his bowels. Castoria is purely vegetable. and harmless—tete recipe Is on the wrap- per. Physicians have prescribed it for over SO years. W:tit each pack- age, you get a Ye:liable boort on Motherhood. Look for Chas, H. Pletcher's signature on the wrapper so 'Ault get the genuine. 'g VA LY i�,pvL het , 114000,,00 ante! o, bade 0lteap. !Excellent Opt] l'or local 1n0Ber4, ;F onan0 for s. Sloan vane hnVe.-been replaOed two type for Jo(g-digtance: rr00510) .11111' The Mover, 1Tarnllton.- 11) AT#Y' O3i33 ape aws0 1iOA!PCI,: J3J'va01 tD00, •Prices (5005 0'0,(00 for• July and August los frse catalogue. 0 11, G1'anttin, Ont11,1,10. 0515'100+ YA35.5p titONR PauNi)`US. T1 l -i ) one saiitples free St Yarn. 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I and I can it too pig troubled flashes limbs w so I eau walk to farm wo in the n your ad Vegetal pound a to give it a trial. The first me relief and I have told o it does for me. I am willing use my letter if you chops D. B. Pinus, Wilton, Ont Ask Your Neighb r' Discover the old-world charm o Canada f r yourself Montreal—Murray Bay—Saguenay Canyon PLASHING waters, blue as the summer sky jeh+elled by tiny islets crowned with Aladdin palaces sweet fresh winds . . , . rest and enjoyment.' . Your boat gliding through group after group . , everywhere a panorama of wondrous beauty laughter and music . . . the joy of good company. And then down the winding, rushing St. Lawrence dashing over foaming rapids . . , swirling through tumbling cascades . , throwing the -spray of con- quest over the bow. And *so to Montreal , and quaint Quebec and Murray Bay , . Tadousac . and the great capes of ,the Saguenay where Mountains meet the sea. 1-lere is a vacation that is new : new with the thrill of tingling lits 1 it now to the eye, the cur, the whole being. - Come 1 ',file. great - adventure into old. French Canada awaits you through the 1000 Islands and along the banks of the great Romantic River, e Write for cletaiis of this tout of surprises R = efI . J, R. Beck, 1V]Icsrnt1ie21,ffiQtia =•�:('� p_,_,T,'1dk&trioffice,ora 4$ longe Street, !7i51mictonia Square T2ront_,, Qnt. a -l)1','br yb•b jl tl • �,�Y. sa .'Y: M.vG'•. C:k'7 N. HiPSIIANISL - ISSUE No. 27-'28