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The Clinton News Record, 1930-12-04, Page 3Classified • Advertising T&% MLA's. RELIABLE MATRIMON_ Lt&. IAL »apermailed gree, Address rrientlehip Magazine, AIedina New Toric. 01STRiBUANDY 1"ORS WANTED kW a man of clean appearance,; who would appreciate' a Permanent busi- ness connection withan' aggressive firm, capable of earning\front ;10 to 1fi ash da l�' 'o i n n S f i 1, « have .arc of county i b Eon snot' a man g overt' wolis Canada, 'attending to e wholesale route sum:dying and eoltecttng : m 100 or more stores. The name of our' product sells the goods, in tC•being na- tionally -tlonahy advertised over 'GILG\'✓radio. Terson accepted needs -to have a car and ;200 cash with t,'hiu17 to secure his supplies. prompt answers will receiveimmediate attenfon b our DistrictSupervisor, who will be In strict within the next few days. 'Di TON. 'serpent; row) PEO... btrCTB CO., Phone Waverloy 2494, 801 :Sterling 'Tower, Toronto Lack of'systomatic brushing which our nietbers and grandmothers gave their long tresses le said to be re- sponsible'for young women of to -day. staving grey hair five years earlier than their mothers and ten years ear- lier than their grandmothers. .4 Santa Fe Ticket to Calif °NFula Win take you Waugh Phoenii - on Santa Fe rails "all the way" from Chicago and Kansas City. You' leave on the Santa Fe and arrive on the 'Santa .Fe. Wartrn days in the desert and salons a sunny seashore. • • • • Golf and horseback rid- ing keep the pep Up and the pounds down. •• • • • Fred Harvey dining, service another exclusive feature Make yourPuilmanretorvotions early. P. T. IIAIaaitS, Gen. Agent SANTA vu tty, 904 Transportation Bldg., DETROIT, otica. Phonal ItAndeiph 8249 esu eestakumaasamaalfew CHILDREN , CRY FOR IT— ("MILL/REM hate to take 'medicine as a .rule, but every child loves the taste of Castoria. And this pure vegetable preparation is just as good is it testes; just as bland and iust,as harmless as the recipe reads, 'When Baby's cry want of colic, a few drops of Castoria has flim soothed, asleep again in a jiffy. Noth- ing is more valuable in diarrhea. When coated tongue or bad breath tell of constipation, invoke its gentle *1 to cleanse and regulate a child's bowels. In colds or children's diseases, you should use it to keep the system from clogging. • Castoria is sold in every drugstore; the genuine always bear Chas: H. • Fletcher s signature. CAS 1 ORI A 'FROM MOTHER OF EIGHTEEN Read How This Medicine Helps Her . Cardston, Alberta—"I am fifty-eight years old and the mother ref eighteen living ehildreu,We live on a farm and am a very heap thy another con- sidering that I have such. a big family to work. for. The druggist Brat told nee about Lydia E. Pink - ham's Vegetable Compound and I have depended on it for many yeare.. When I had this picture taken, the photographer was telling lie about his wife's ailments and after 1 told him about the Vegetable Compound` he went to the drug store andbought her two bottles." •'-Mus. 'Banana, peri nen• MOO, SR; Cardston, Alberta, Customs of . Victorian Age Defended By Lady Lecone Says Girl's Were Bound by Strict Rules..But Had Gay 11'imes and the Period Was One of Progress • The author of the following article, 'trees .fu Berkeley Squaie eating ices; which appeared recently in, the New but mere often the day ended with a. York Times, is the widow of-'tho itrst 'drive around the rake, then -as many Lord Lecou5eld and -a sister of the can stili'remeuiber—crowded with car=: fifth Earl of Roseberry: She tivas':born riageS'mien :and ,closed, batoucires on in 1546—nine years" after Queen tic- C �1lligs, ,.ch rita ts (with toria'came to the throne—and had the, coachman on, a hamnierclbth, the reached the age o4 58 when Victoria footman hanging to behind), four -ie. dicer in 1901. Now, when so much is hands driven, by amateur coaehuien being written about the 'Vietorlan, Age, with ,their friends' °clustering 'on, the she conies to Its'defouse by placing do ;back seats, 'the solitary mate in a record her memories of some of its phaeton of etcabriciot, sometimes :even manners and -customs; to .a tandem; plain -pudding 'clogs run- -, use. I fetal compelled to write on this sub, ring behind tithe carriages of their sect because of all that h read In .the owners, a royal carriage •often to be nreeeut day about the reign of Queen soon makiitg..its way _through, the Victoria, written byathose who per- throng; all this gave the 'Park a more haps scarcely •remember the days of festive appearance ,than the rush of Edward VII., And who• are pleased to 'motors arid) (axis son do 'nOW. • • associate the word Victorian with all But let' no cue suppose>tbat our Pre - that is ugly and :uninteresting. I am firess through ,the streets was pu'tiu- qualitled to speak, having been bora Peceed... When T road in the' papers before Queen Victoria had been nine ( now about the. thallic ,problem .h re, years , on _the throne, and. having `nleniber the half :hours we often spent reached the age of 55 before I saw the accession of another sovereign, I feel, therefore, that I can ,''claim ' to know something of the Manners and customs of the period; To, begin with, many now seem to forget that other sovereigns reigned in the ulieteentll century besides Queen Victoria. Much of the furni- ture, for. instance, nowlabelledvia-. torten, belongs to an earlier 'period, as I can prove from a house furnished' by my.grandfather in 1819, which re- mained uutoucbed during my youth. There you found the Straight, hard - backed armchairs and sofas now dub- bed Victorian, but in the '605 we had easy chairs and couches well ,stuffed witir horsehair, kept down by buttons. and the .prevailing taste was for light colors, whiteipainted furniture, aud varnished wood for bedrooms, with bright, shiny 'chintzes for 'covers. Gilt and Plush Chairs , Little gilt chairs found their way into drawing rooms, and silk -uphol- stered tnrpiture, concealed by chintzes iu the daytime, but uncovered for evening parties. Then came' a antea- ter plush, 'for velvet -covered mantel- pieces' for'brass-nails, for fringes and tassels for *network, for little velvet tables with twisted legs: It was a're- action from what was balled the Ma- hogany Reign of, Terror, and led to nutty sad acts of vandalism, old ma• hogany four posters being cut down into half -testers, Chippendale chairs banished into servants', rooms, and I have heard of at least one industrious lady who painted a whole set of ma- hogany furniture gray with her owu hand. I now turn to 'that oft -debated sub- ject—the girl of the period, of whom I was one, I can assure the public that we never fainted—unless from illness, that we voile, Vett 'hunted, that We -walked (I admit is button boots), that we played-games—though neither tennis nor golf; and if croquet be ob- jected to as being nonathletic, I would ask any modern girl to stand with_ a mallet in star' hands, Often 'for tour 1101170 at a stretch, in the hope of be- ing able, when tier turn came, todrive e bait through an iron hoop. It was a test of endurance if not of active exercise. Dances and Chaperons We also really danced at balls, The two-step Waltz of my youth carried one along much faster than the fox- trot, and there was no sitting -oat In my young days, We returned atter each deuce to stand du front of Cllr mothers, and when it wits first whis- pered that a girt iiad been seen sitting upstairs with a partner, the matter, it was felt, load best not be talked about in pitbiie. It would be hard for thepresent generation td -realize how strict were the rules laid down for girls in those days. It would have been considered unthinkable for her to go Out With a mail at auy time un- less engaged to, him; indeed, girls were not allowed- to walk out alone in Louden except with a maid, nor even to go in a four -wheeler without, a foot- man on the box. An omnibus was, of course, unthinkable. I eveu remem- ber elderly ladles walking in the park with a footman following, and.2 re- member my grandparents proceeding to church with a footman carrying the prayerbooks; but these were, then old-fashioned 'customs aud bad quite died out atter I gt'ew up. Carriage' exercise was a great fea- ture in Viotorfan times, and I spent many long afternoons of my youth fu a barouche, . the large open carriage of those days. In hot weather the drive would: sometimes be eriliveued by a stop at Gunter's, where 'we gat comfortably In the carriage tinder the anCOUGlISandCOLDS *BUCKLEY'S" Weir blas DON'T SUFFER W TH:DANGEROUS INDIGESTION in trying to get retina Hyde Park Cora mer, er in struggling to get through the narrow neck of Park Lane;, This was the- only thoroitghfai•e between that end of Piccadilly and Oxford Street, Hamilton, Place being a cut do sac; and the 'turn from Grosvenor Place into Piccadilly beingthrough a sharp angle, -with trafiic.str'uggling'to get through both ways, and` no police controI,` the consequences may, be imagined, Pleasures of Youth It may be thottght,.after•. what—Ilan, writteu,:that the girl of the period hal. but at, poor time, but youth generally manages to enjoy itself, and the Vic- torian maiden found a partner for 11fe in spite,ef all bid -fashioned notions. At hails, quadrilles ant lancers— square dances as they were called— alternated with amities and gave, op- portunities for conversation; supper also was enjoyed In tete-a-tete, then evening parties --thrums as they were then called—garden parties (for some inscrutable reason called breakfasts), 'riding in Roten Row, where one's chaperons' often had a friend of their own, and left otte_at liberty. to talk to V. friend 'of one's eholee all .these al- lowed time for bultivatktg.i'rieiulships, and the long afternoons'spout .in cro- quet dict not discourage ntetalion. The Present generatiou 0100 ignore all the agitations of a cotillon at the end of a ball, but here memory recalls the blank of an evening when no favors' were received, so tate subject Inas best not be dwelt upon. Then as to dress. Much of the pity bestowed On u8 ter our clothing is wasted, 'Do not let any one suppose that we walked out with our shirts hanging over our arms, as the modern maiden is said to have at Ascot this year. On the contrary, in the erf ly sixties we had an arrangement by which we looped up our skirts over a bright -colored petticoat when we weut out, and later on ankle -length skirts dance into fashion tot waisting. I ad- mit that athis involved a certain amount of .toil. • At a country Itouse,party you Sante down to breakfast with gloves on and in a long gown, changed into a short One for walking, Then began the fashion for-tea-gowns—to be put on in the afternoon tt'hen you eatne in, and dinner required yet another dress. Nothing, I admit, was ever .shown above our buttoned boots. I remom- abet• One: day in my early teens. seeing my mother and herr sister-lu-law re- turning from a walk and, bounding to- ward them, Ives .received with hoks of grave displeasure. "My , dear, young ladies de not show their legs, like that," said my aunt. No, in those days we 010 not. 2'2or ryas Bun -bathing considered a necessity, the sun,' when it appear ed, shone -on us through our clothing and no one invited us to take it, off. Airs. Grimily is aepposeit•to be a pro- duct of the Victorian age, but I would point out that ever eineo.tho'days of our first .parents some form of gar- ment 'has been lit use by' the civilized, and . it is hard that the old people should be ridiculed because we still hold this view. 'then the abuse that is heaped upon the crinoline, I hlolcl no brief for this garment; it was. in most ways most objectionable,. especially vvlteu sitting down in a hurry, or' in attempting to enter a crowded Carriage, but it had Its points, as it allowed tmfettetred liberty' to one's ;legs, and I remember, as' a ,little girl, thinking it very com- fortable for running in. It gradually altered its shape„became .gat in front and tidally merged into the bustle of the eighties; but all this can best be studied la old fashion plates, as can also the fashions of .evening gowns, •evhich contrast muck with those of the preseut'day, much of what is now left bare being then covered, while” the shoulders, now always concealed by' tit least a strap, Were then always shown, rA little cap wag con ;tiered suitable fn tite morning. for. oven a young anatron and bonnets Were al- ways worn' in the afternoons hi Lan - 110 even e en by Velum' girls and always everywhere on Sundays; even the maidservants 'were 00011dden to 80 - seal• in church in.a. hat. ' Progress of the Age So far I have written only of the '808, and As I, remefnlier them, but, it is. well to realize that the Victorian age was not a stagnant peel, icebound in . conventions and, prejudices,, as seine now seem to think, but off the contrary a time of steady" progrees, not onhy in politics; science and mat - ;tern eeelealaetleal,which. would re- quire voliunes to themselves, but in •the markers aril customs of 'which I write. One has only to look back on the last thirty years of. Queen Via toria's reign to realise the changes that they brought. The, white print, gilding and chintzes of the /0s, gave' way to Morris cretonnes, to green and sevenblack paint, the ta•Ste,for .lna- hogany _revived, and country, 'shops and old cottages were ransacked foi', old furniture; the'barouche gave place Do"you suffer after meals with a belching, from sour and acid stomach! Many believe they have heart trouble and trentbie"With fear, expectin' any ' minute to drop dead. Trus conditions can be prevented, likewise relieved. Take Carter's Little Liver Pitts after meals and neutralize the gases. Sweeten the sourand acid stomach; ro- • lieve the.gas and encourage digestion. The stomach hoer and bowels will be cleansed okt poison painful and • dangerous indigestion digs ears and the s stetn enjoys atontc effect, Dont delay. Ask your drug ,st • for a 25e Pkgt 2f'Carter s LOtic .ver ipolls . to the victoria and landau, "t.bit. old chariots and coaches with .coachmen ori hammereloths 'and footmen "behind were aeon tui more, Ladles :drop o ' in ,hansoms and princes went about in broughams, I O/111 evettr'ci'ahn that a motor had made its 'appeatence before 1901; Lav(n tenitia had t;ecome ni0p1l,ar, golf had eonelsouth 16 remain, and as the century grew to It close, coirenttons became lose: strict; the 'maiden. went out ,alone in Belgravia, and 'rather more fr'eeilom \nag allbwed generally'. Ssetime goes on, vee mark the changes, but those who iitie through tilem re- main much the eadle. Is There a Baby J. In Your Home? Is there a baby or youngchildren in your'' Seine? If; there is you shoitld not be without a bck. of Bapy's Own. Tablets. Childhood' • ailments, come quickly and means should always be at hand' to 'promptly Sight . theta Baby's Own Tablets are the ideal home remedy. " They regulate th'e bowels; 'sweeten the stomach; Banish censtipation and iadlgestion; break •up colds and 'simple tevers--in fact they relieve all the minor ills of little ones. Concerning them Mo. Moine Cabotte, Makainik; Que„ evrites: "Baby's Own Tablets are .the best remedy lit the world for little ones: My baby suffered terribly from indi, gestion .and vomiting, but the Tttblets soon set her right and now she is in perfect health." Tlie Tablets are sold by medicine dealers 00 by mall. at 25e. a box from The Dr. Willtams Medi- cine' Co„ 'Brockville, bit, a. The Nameless Saints inhale letleatd's ea iment•foe Asthma, By.Edward Everett I'Ialo'. Wltat was Itis name? I do not 'know hie name, I only know 11e heard God's voice and came, Brought alt he had across tate sea To live and work for God and me; belled the ungrteious oak; Dragged from the sold With hbrrid toil Tito thrice -gnarled roots and stub• born rock; With plenty piled the haggard mono - twin -side; And at the end, without memorial, Med. Ho blaring trumpets sounded out his fame, I.Ie lived—he died --I tin not know his tame. No form of brouzo and Ito montane! atones Show me the piaoa where lie his mouldering bouts. Only a diteerfnl city stands Builded by his hardened hands. Only ten thousand homes Where every day The cheerful play Of love and stupe and coura1,e 000109. These are his =ointments, aud these alone, - - There Is no farm of bronze and no memorial stone. And I? Is there a01n0 desert 0r mane pathless .sea Where Thou, good•God of angels, wilt send me? Some oak for me to rend; some sod, Some lock for me to break, Some handful of IIie cord to take And scatter far afield TM. it, tn`turit, shall yield Its hundredfold Of groins of gold To feed the waiting children et my God? Show Me the desert, rather, or the sea, Is it Thine enterprise? Great God, sand me. And though this body lie where ocean rolls, Count me among all 1''attlitui Soots. Overwork or Worry Taxes the Health of Thousands of Young Girls. in the "teen-age" 'years when school or ofiloe Work is exaetina and outside activities '.se up so much eta orgy,, many girls undermine their health and spoil thole happiness for years to come. At such a time 'Dr. •Williams Pink. Pills will be found most valuable: They purity and ati:'ich the blood; build up the Nerve cells and correct ran -down conditions. COncerni}tg Went 'Miss ` Margaret Torrey, Indian :toad, Toronto, Ont., says: "When.I was attending. high school I suffered a" complete breakdown. Illy heart would palpitate at the Ieast exertion; I conk] not sleep and nothing I ate agreed with fie. I.beganttaking Dr. Williams Pink Pills.. and before long I gained in weight and every disc tressing symptom left ate." rWilliamsPini. Pins are sold b D.\?V y medicine dealers or by mall at 50 Cents aabot front _The 1)r. \Villiamt Medicine Co., Brookville, Out. Minard's Liniment for Frost Bite, Owl Laffs ' CHRISTMAS WISHES We hope you have abounding health_ 1Vith neer a care or worry, And that you get much worldly wealth, And , get It in 8 hurry. ". Wo t'riS1l ;for .you' an :outlook bright, past :that's' Z s re fr" f c tam trouble: We -hope yoo guessed the market right And saw "yon profits double. So may your .dries nnetouded be And sunny be your- weather; And le you -meet adversity; Mayit weigh as a feather. If the Christmas -spirit ' hoes not mean making others :happy, then .the Yuletide will not liold'much •roai.pleas- are for you. ANOTHER INVITE A very, suit-debtitante sent the fol- lowing Message to Santa. Claus the otlier'day:: , Mr: • Santa Claus. Your presents are requested by- 'M0ss Genevieve Van Goldenhesseu • on the Evening of December"` -25th at 7704'Lakeview Avenue. ILS, V, 'P. ,Consider the Christmas toy; its life le brief, but it certainly does get the breaks. George—Oh, Gladys, dear, this will. be the jolliest Christmas I have -ever spent, Now that we're engaged, I think, only of the future. Gladys ---Do you? Well, at this time of year; .I think only of the. present. Maj Re who in the manger lay Bring t0 Your heart this Christmas ' day The peace that never fails to bless, The joy that makes true happiness. The most embarrassing situation roue can think of is to wake up on Christmas morning aud find that a girt you hadn't even considered has sent you a Christmas gift. They were talking aboat modern music and dancing. , "I don't like clauctng to jazz," said the girl. "it's nothing but hugging set to music." "Well," asked the man, "that is there about thatato whicIh yen object?" "The ni'iusie," she said. itlandy—"Don't you Melt it's extra. regent to eat bread and butter and jant?" Sandy—"Ot course, not! It's econ- omical. The same piece of bread does for both." The reason why it is so acrd tor college graduates to end litho Is be- cause most firms atiready here presi- dents And general managers! Two little boys S'et'e Talking. One said to the other: "Aren't ants funny little things? They work and trork, and 'lever play," - "Oh, I don't know about that," re- plied the other. "Every time go on a picnic H107 are th'an'e." A financier says that the business slump Is caused by a change in our spending habits. Well, anyhow, a change in 'our spending babits has been caused by the slump. 10' Genei•aI Sir Henry Rawlinson, whose father was famed, for his discoveries among ;the ricins of the ancient king- dom of Clialdaea, says that the latter used to assert that the oldest joke is the world was the one about the Irish- man ' who had a rut+ of bad leek and decided to .commit Suicide. A luau discovered the Jrishmah a few' hour's later. Ile bad a rope tied around his waist and was datrglingfrom a tree. "What are you doing?", asked the Mau. "I'm hanging myself," replied the Irishman, "Yon can't hang your- self by rutting the rope arottud your .waist," said. the roan, `You Should put it around your neck." "Hoch!" replied the Irisltnan, "I tried It that way, but I couldn't breathe," This story, theist' ed the elder ltawtlhnson, la' found on Babyloiitau tablets of 1,000 A scientist says that bow legs aro hereditary. It is quite obvious, how- ever, that they don't descend in'a dl- oeet line. CHmeneuL REMINISCENCES In their younger days they had been sweethearts. Now there was silver in her hair and snow on his, and they sat and talked of the times when they were young—their brat meeting, their first quarrel, their last kiss, thole last quarrel, Perhaps they both warmed a little over' the recollections. At length ire said, "Ay, Maggie, au' I hae no loved onybody since you! T hae 'lever forgotten you!" `Andrew,' she said, with a little moistening of the eves, "you're just ns big a• leear as ever-- en' I believe ye just the same: Mother—That boy of out's gets more Illce you every day. rather (ineokiy)--What's he bean up to now? CABBIE GERTIE • 'Melly a woman cries be:ause she feels better 'after the bn;clais over." eel sect at':%dt x.i ? sr4ale a aa Y...a.rf" ei .i. av A.�tt'rV:Ali" achddor is the • far a t ie s ),;ar 0C C 1. Canada. Smoke one and u will understand f r, t. a � WILSON'S CH Tune in every Wednesday at 8 P.M., E.S.T. 9 P.M. , Atlantic 'ante • Stations CKGW-T'orouito • C. GCn- London e CKAC-Montrero4 Cigar STILL P MOST FOUR THE " MONEY kaa." Beginner's luck Bova was•trudging along the road, a smile of triumph os his face,' and his goif clubs swinging'over•his shoulder, when `he was confronted by king, a fellow club member. • "HaIlo1" said. King. "How did you get on in your game today?" "0h, not so badly, replied Brown. "I took sixty-three." "Sixty-three!" echoed Ring. "And you just a begino:r Why, that'¢ amazing." "Yes," said Brown. "I thought it was anther good myself. Tomorrow," he added, "I'm going to try the see- and ewand hole." Disappointment Airs. Golders was in conversation with u young married friend. "Wee and hon- do you like your new house?" she asked. "Oh, I suppose it's all right," came the reply front the young wife, "but there's uarte! aall youugday."couple next door .whoq 'How very unpleasant that must be for you, to have to listen tq that," said Airs. Golders. "Yes," said the young wife, 'and the .worse of'it is they're French, and my husband and I can't understand a word they ear," On With the Garde The village football match, was about to commence, and tite opllasing captains were inspecting the ground, "Don't like it," said the visiting skipper, shafting his head. "What don't you lilte?"'aslted the home skipper. u "The ground," retitled the other. "Hardly a blade of grass to be seen." "Well, you didn't come 'ere to graze, did yer?" was the home skipper's re - rd's Liniment aids Sore Feet. Matrimony's most dangerous period fs about the twenty-fifth year, accord- ing to bee German expert, who adds that many' of these belated marriage tragedies occur because 'husband or wife is too devoted to the children and neglects the other partner. �p Zara 510,00,17 0,g a 0.7 ae111u��q y� E /& ?I E'j� G�f 1E . Canada's NMw Shaving Sensation No Soaping, Lathering Brushing or 18.051:1, nubbin aad royfi ono, Send 26c for -standard trial tube and money o ack guarantee to MASY"S8:.YS±, Toront Not So Customary Prod met Dick .nu thf way to the Mattel!. "Good gracious, old man,' said I'red, "stow did you manage to hurt your eye?" "It was done by a man whose wed- ding I attended as best man,' Dick ore plained_ ".fust because I kissed the 'bride," "But, my• clear old man," exclaimers his friend, "it's the Custom for the beat than to kiss the bride." Dick put his baud to Ills injured eye. "Yes, I know it is; he replied. "But this was five years atter the Cero- mony." 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"No," answered Senator Soeglulm; "and the next best thing is a good lawyer.". .I Minarces Liniment for all Pain. "YOUR SCALES '' EEII F9 ING" Said a Fat Woman—Indignantly "Better get these scales fixed,' ex- claimed a rather stout, fashionably dressed woman, in a drug store 'tire outer day—" they make me weigh 12 pounds .too much." A11 of which goes to show," remarked the g0od•natured druggist, that women take on fat so rapidly that they don't realize it." If that woman doesn't watch out," he continued; -' when she comes 1u two weeks from now, the scales will be wrong about 20 poteds." "Is there anything that will tale off fat outside of three or four hours of strenuous exercise every day ? " asked a scholarly looking man who was buying a tube of ointment for bis lame knee. "Not many things," enstl'ered . the dispenser of drugs, "but lately there has been"a -bigdemand fora 80m- binationofvitalizing mineral salts that many of my fat' customers are enthu- siastic about. " It ie called i{rusehen Salts and it must de the, work for -I can see for myself that many of them arc losing I weight," Its an inexpensive way to takeoff fat " continued the 'drag ster. pian doses . will last one 4er501 1 : :ta days. Never hearts «0 that trr.rment,' said the scholarly lonknnp man, " but haven t any tat to leve unytray,' "'I've htcvrd of it, • lensed in it rt ell - built middle-aged mut„ who had hist come i»: " I was 15 puuntl5 overweight —was gettingfat-• and 1 sire Iirasehete Salts credit or riddine me of the Un- welcome excess baggstp. "They'll have your picture in the paper if you•areret cat01u1," said the druggist laughingly. "No they won't," replied the well- built man, " but I'mnot backward about saying a good word for u good product, and 1 . can say in alt sincerity that IGusehen Salts tum good. Not only did they help rite to get down tonoLnal weight, but they e a keep mybowels and ki e fa c itien and Irn moo oro and active than I have been for years." "'that'; good enough for nee," said the eel:bluely looking man. " Glad you .carne in," said the pro. prietor. Iil(ell my fat customers what you said," . Iirusehen Salts is obtainable at alit ., .‘for ouc bottle* Wee wadi 'leis Dreg Stores at it5e. mid Tse. per bottles ISSUE 49-3� iVo.