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The Clinton News Record, 1930-07-17, Page 3IT'S THE CUSTOM IN CANADA Every country has its own delightful social traditions . 25 years ago it was considered a very delicate attention for a lady to light a gentleman's cigar , . In Spain, the women still light their nien's'cigars : , In Canada, the custom of smoking Wilson's Bachelor -s-'400% Havana filler—cigars dates back a' quarter of a century.s Today, they are the outstandingeten cent brand in quality and popularity. =-+ Brave Sea and Sharks to Rescue Wolman• irn v dtmIIy foil wrapped rt}ri/ and in pocket pucks of five' Shill most or the money a • I couldn't, but that if they would de Freeman ureic 100 speeches to them [ had i Be.�,9 /�� �1 eauso t ' could n Author of Peter Pan Honored because we are all linked together.", B Native Birthplace At • the Freedom ceremony, after Y P ' tatting th oath, Sir James was pre- Kirriemufr, Scot.—Tire day on sensed by the Provost with the Bur- witieh Peter Pati eturned to his un- gess ticket in a silver casket which tire town will long be remembered in bore on Its sides replicas et Peter Ktrrio. Even to Sir J. M. Barrie pan and the new pavilion. "f eau hfmselt, who has received so tunny assure you;' said the Provost, "that honors ht his time, it must have been this casket cantatas not ouiy the Mir- a great day when he was made the gess ticket but the heart of Merle - first Freeman. of Kirrtenuiir. itis birth. mutts" piece, which he Inas immortalized as Responding, Sir James, after thank - "Thrums." .The town, which Is a lag the citizens, said: "In Loudon I quaint medley of Hower-bot'dered al- have a native of Kirtentuir. Ilviag leys known as "pends," was crowded with me, He is a Kirriemutr canary,1 to its utlnoat capacity with "return- and we often talk together about tug natives; all anxious to'do honor what he irreverently calls 'the old to this most fatuous son of Angus. I place' 10 said to me before I left,' is stands owe birthplace Sir James's o u b t Tike so many other Scotish houses with its back to the toad. Garden deletes and pansies and such other hottest and homely flowers decorate, the little patch ot garden. The wash•' house, said to be Barr'ie's first thee - Ire, strangely like the treetop .house of Peter and Wendy, stands apart. The sports pavilion which Sir James has gifted to his kin folk is on a plat- eau high above the town, anti is said to have ttte Chest view in Scotland whit, perhaps, the exception of Stir- ling Castle. In handing over the pavilion Sir Janes Barrie gave one 01 his ltttnita= bly whtmsical speeches. "It Is easy," he said, , "to make a speech any where else, but to do it here, on this 12111 on Memories, to people who are more' like hie, inside, than any other people are -1 telt you I would rattler go in to bat over there against the West . of Scotland's bowling. I re- member once being called upon In America to speak to a woman's col- lege containing., 900 girls, and I said. Snit James Barrie to I come outside oue at a tette, I Would o regret that offer. But I take it whit confidence to you 'What T chiefly want to 'know tai whether you are going to say any thing about me and whether the 'audience dieted ate'." (Cheers.)' "Thank you. I shall tell )tint," First Debutante: "Oh, she'll never ntake a Mt la society." Second Debutante: "Why not?' First Debutante: "She 'always be- Iteves in telling the truth." "Thrift is all that. is needed to lift the great mass of people from the Latest Farm Machinery ptncit of poverty?'-Catviu Coolidge. Lady Luck Luck is' your own.snaking. Luck means rising at six in the morning, living on one dollar a day if you make two, minding your own business, and not meddling with other 'people's. Leek means the hardsldps, privations which you have not hesitated to endure; the long nights you have devoted to work. Luck means the appointments you have never failed to catch. Luck n.eans trusting in God and your own resources -a religion whose motto is: "Help yourself, .and Heaven will help you." Luck comes to them who help themselves and know how to wait. -s Mnx O'Rell: When Duguid And Anaemic When a girl Is languid, dull and ir- ritable; when the her color fades you tuay be sure here blood is impoverish- ed. When a gir'l's blood is poor her nerves are starved and there is serI- ous danger ot a decline. Rebuild the blood, strengthen the nerves uttd good health will follow. Dr. Williams' Phik Pills are of un- told value as a blood -builder. Cou- corning them Mrs. John Finial, How - Ian Station, P.H.I., says:—"My daugh- ter was badly run down; pale, nerv- ous and under weight. Ws decided to give her Dr.•Wititams' Plait Pills. Atter a few boxes he gained in weight, her appetite Improved and color came to her cheeks—la fact She fully regnitted her former good health." Yott eau get these Pills. at mod], cite dealers or by mall at 50 cents a box front The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brocicville, Ont, Diving from "A" deck of the Canadian Pacific liner 'Empress of Russia" Mtn the ahark•infested waters of the Cittna Sea, midway between Hong Kong and Shanghai, Ott May 25, Tom Ellwgrthy,"'ship's • carpenter, battled for the life of Mrs. ICatiterine Makarof, one of the passengers: When he saw his shipmate Int danger, D. R. Dean,' intermediate fourth engineer, went over the side to his aid and the trio were picked up by one of the ship's boats. Both Bllworthy (left) and Dean (right) have been officially cited for their heroism. • Owl La fs The injustice of Justice is unjusti- fiable. Terrier Tires of Sea Life -R;., turns :, a ome Georgetown, S.C.-tIor five years Another good way to meet a 101 Happy Jack rode a .lumber -laden of college -trained hien is to mention schooner on her weekly ruts from your desire to buy a few bonds. New York to Charleston.. He saw Ws bit of lite with the rest of the "I have a great memory, I can hearties, but the time came for him recite all the names on three pages to seek hisshome port, liven a dog of the'New York telephone directory, may be pardoned for expecting a vaca- Wanna bear me? All right then: Levy, Levy, Levy, Levy, Levy!" Few persons want the photograph- ers to take a niceness of them. The laziest man in the world, is the one who sang: "Moonbeam Kiss Her For' Me. ' oa,NUtNf PHILLIPS- 40- For due t.4.t1 1HOIOESTON 'AC Io STO MACH t' 0 u Mktg tAr%u OASES .$AV Aci Stomac Excess acid is the common cause of indigestion. It results in pain and sourness about two hours after eating. The quibk eorreetive is au alkali Which neutralizes ^cid. The.best col-. reotive is Phillips' Milk of Magnesia. It has remained standard with physl- eians la the 50 years since its inven- tion. - One spoottful of Phillips'. Milk of Magnesia neutralizes Instantly many' times its volume it acid. It is harm- less and tasteless stud itsaction fa quick. You will never rely oit crude methods, never continue to suffer, when you this how quickly, how pleasantly this premier method acts.. Please let' it show you, now. .Be, sure to get the genuine Phillips' Milk of Magnesia prescribed by taws!. clans for 50 years in correcting excess acids. Each bottle contains full three. tions—any drugstore, High School Boards and' Boards ^ of Education Aro authorized by law to establish INDUSTRIAL, TECHNICAL AND ART SCHOOLS With the approval of the.Minister of Education DAV AND EVENING CLASSES 4 may, be conducted in accordance with the regulations issued 4y the Department of Education. THEORETICAL AND PRACTICAL INSTRUCTION • Is given In various trades. The schools and classes are under the direction of AN ADVISORY COMMITTEE. Application for attendance•shouldbe made to the Principal .of the. school. COMMERCIAL SUBJECTS, MANUAL. TRAINING, HOUSEHOLD SCIENCE AND AGRICULTURE AND HORTICULTURE are provided' for in the Courses of Study In Public, Separate, Continuation and Hlph.-- Sehools, Collegiate Institutes, Vocational Scheele and Departments. Caplets of the Regulations issued by the Minister of Education may be obtained Prorn the Deputy Minister, Parliament Buildings, Torontp. Exhibited at Royal Show Ittaachester, Eng.—The Royal ShoW whlotf opened in Manchester recently contains a series of British -made agt'tculturat machinery claimed as an entirely new 'Bost -war industry here. The ntaehittes are designed for the use of glatiters and cultivator's id all parts of the world. The machinery includes steam avid petrol tractors for South Africa, ploughs tor iydia, coffee p'iper's, for the Belgian Congo and Brazil, decortt- caters for East Africa and harvesters to compete with those used in.the United States, Arrangements have been completed for an industrial mission froiu Shef- field, comprising A: K. Wilson, repre- seating the cutlery trade, and R. C. klodgson, pt'esideitt of the Junior Chamber of Commerce, to visit Brazil, Uruguay, Argentine, Chile and Peru 'text 'mouth. You—Who's that? Me—President of a well-known or- ganization. You—Worked his way up, eh? Me—You said it. Worked' everybody in sight. The German scientist's pillow that prevents snoring isn't a new idea. Hick town hotels nave that kind of mattresses too. s "Mies Chatter doesn't she?" "Yee, .She claims that a person's opinions get musty if they aren't aired." . talks ucessatttly, We wonder what happens when an absent•nttnded vetitritoqutst takes Itis girt on his lap. "It may be all right for the women to show their backbones,' declared (insert), "but here's 'toping they will spare -ribs." We will now alt quietly white the orchestra plays that little tune en- titled "You Never Can Tell What a Red Headed Mamma Will Do in A Hat" The difference between independ- ence and dependence lea cottstautly added to savings account at the bank. Pop—Do you know, sheepsare the most dumb of all the dtttttb animals? 1lotn—Yes, n19' Lamb. A very modest guy is one who wears suspenders on itis pajamas. tion, especially when oua remembers that he has two pairs of• sea -legs' to rest. Happy Jack oras leading the usual life 'of an Indulged fox terrier when, the schooner Georgiana Weems start- ed coming to Georgetown, The tall masts seethed to possess a peculiar Antong our greatest optimists are the advertising writers, who ,clatin, that a suave ntay be made pleasant. First lrialttnan—Pat, what's that piece of blank paper You have In your hand? Second Irishman—Oh, that's a let- ter trout my wife. First Irishman—Ilow do you mean 'a letter from your wife? Sure, thes'e's no writing on IL Second Irisltntau—O2 course not. The ntissus and inyselt are trot Ott speaking tern's. The modern way to spell coward is H-U-L-L•Y, You have to think out some thiugs yourself—nobody can help you. Dentist—Where is the acltlttg.tooth 'located? Girl (a. theatre usher)-Balcohy, first row to the right. In dancing women •exercise a per - feet right, and a neat looking lett. The history of the Milted States is to be written 111 500 words. This ought to be good news for schoolboys. Rosebud—Where did 1 cone from? Idose—The stalls brought you. Humor, like History, repeats itself. Yet the man Who won't believe in a heaven he can't see will spend 10 cents for a special delivery stalk). . fascination for the tiny terrier. As soon as he sighted them above the roofs and tree tops . Happy Jack would rash down to the wharves to bark appreciation aud applause. One morning the first mate pulled hiui up the gangpank and let him; pope his inquisitive nose into every part of the ship. Soon the dog in- cluded the mate in itis enthusiasm for the Georglaua Weems and the two became constant companions as long as the schooner lay at the wharf. When the ship put out to open sea Happy Jack commenced his career as a sailor. His mistress, being a woman wise in the ways ot dogs and men, had consented to part with her little terrier. "Happy Jack won't forget 109." site prophesied to the urate. "ITe'll come back yet." Happy Jack did come back. One day his tntstress heard a sitarp scratching at the front door. Think -t tag that the noise was made by a eat, site did not cease drinking her coffee until a low, uoufuful howl aroused iter curiosity. There at the door stood Happy Jack, a bit wob- bly on his sea legs, to be sure, but certain of a welcome in his home port. As yet I•Iappy Jack has found no way to explain 'tow he remembered his old home In Georgetown. Per. haps the students ot annual psycho- logy can explain, The greater. the progress the more Jobs it takes away from workers. Co-lid—I play the piano just to kill tine. Acquaintance—You certainlyhave a fine weapon. Chicago ain't hat it used to, be, it's all shot tiow. When a girl ends a letter "sin- cerely," you know she means what sties says; but when it's' ended with "love," you never can tell! Mlnard's.LintmentChedks Colds. Benevolent old gentleman: "And whet happens to little boys wlto tell lies?" Urchin: -"They get in hall pcic0 sit:rl Mvs. Mussel—"Yes, `Yos, my ihusband Is somewhat undersized, but he is an There are many trials before we aro easy little chap.I can just twist him perfected. --Fraser. round my Ringer." 'qrs. Meekfnmild " reckon you can, And then hardly Ij I c Y. Minard's Liniment for all Strains. —know lies there" This is the price at N^ hich you ca now buy Hints to Tourists Don't Forget '. ope Proper Equipment Means a Happy and Care -free Trip . By H. Clifford Brokaw Technical Adviser, West Side Y. M. C. A. Automobile Soho! The most important accessory in an automobile on tour has been found to be by many who have had experi- ence is a piece of strong rope. This is one of the last things many people would think to take along, yet in an emergency a rope - often comes in handy. Most motorists do a great deal of their driving in the cities or in tairly thickly populated sections. Un- der such circumstances whatever hap- pens there is usually a service station within easy reach. When one goes on a long tour the cottdittons are likely to be quite differ- ent. If one gel stalled or stuck in some section_of the country where it Is three or four miles to the nearest house and ten to fifteen miles to the nearest town and the nearest service station, Ibis is quite a different mat- ter, and under such circumstances one is forcedupon one's own -resources. It is in such an emergency that a good tow rope is likely to come in handy. Where Tow Rope Is Handy A good tow rope comes in handy two ways. 11 a driver is stalled be can probably get the assistance of some passing tourist to ttse a tow rope in helping to get him out of his difib• telly. On the other band, it someone else is in difficulty, the man with the, trope can be a very satisfactory help fu time of trouble by helping someone also out of their static situation. The automobile tires should be given caretul attention before starting out on a long tour. In addition to that it is worth spending two or three minutes each day to inspect the tires atter the day's run, to see it there are any cuts or abraelons. It there are they should be fitted with rubber cement. With no more trouble titan this motorists have toured the United States from coast to coast without a single puncture or any other tire trouble. Before going on tout', attention should be given to the water circula- tion system. Atty motorist can easily do this himself. This means emptying the radiator and filling It with a se. lotion of a double handful of sal soda to a pail of water. Then rot the engine for a few minutes with the spark retarded, until the solution itas had a chance to boil. The car should be left to itself solution works at the scale and rust in the Water jackets. Iii' this time the Water will have cooled, it should then be drained off and the circula- tion system thoroughly flushed . out with clean eold water and finally filled with the Sante. Summer Heat Hard on Baby J No season of the year is so danger- ous to ttte life of little ones as is the summer. The excessive heat throws the little stomach out of order so quickly that unless prompt aid is at hand, the baby may be beyond all Mt - man help before the mother realizes he is lit Sumpter is the season whets diarrhoea, cholera infantum, dysen- tery and colic are most prevalent. Any of tltese troubles may prove dead- ly it not promptly treated. During the attntmer the .mothers' best friend is Baby's Own Tablets, Tltey regulate the bowels, sweeten the stomach and keep baby healthy. The`•Tablets are sold by• medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box trout The Dr. Wit - )lams' Medicine Co., Brocicvilie, Ont. No Quick Lunches Here! The quick lunch has not yet found its way into the habits ot Madrid. Two ''ours is the Usual Interval allowed for the midday meal, taken with full leisure atter and before a twenty - minute train ride. There are conse- quently no large restaurants in the city catering for the moderate appe- tites of those who enjoy a light meal at midday. A lurch or dinner any- where in tate regular dining rooms of the Spanish capital is a solid respast at which hore d'oeuvres of eight or ten different kinds, soup, eggs, fish, salads, vegetables, beefsteaks, sweets, fruit or cheese are served in portions each sufficient in Itself for a feast. Yet the request to omit one 02 these coarses would astound the average waiter. "To unite peace with Security' in the betide of political matrimony—that is our problem." - Ratnsay MacDon. aid. For Blisters — Liniment, The ideal man, as described by a ntnib.er of women art students recoil ly, must be a good dancer with intel- lectual'leanings, send flowers, -treat his wife as an equal, and never wear red rtes. iu: appearance, he should be tall and dark. (Eat. *, - FREE CATA7.OGII£ 19031 Auto Cres, Bicycle;;, nSPib,grangsnode- awolesale atotpaid. 131- cynicss>r $10 05- ward PEERESS SLIM£ WORH3 19 0 EtutLdaa Lent To'ronto ISSUE No. 29—'30 I Classified Advertising fon SALE AlISAtir ln•IlebtS-WU HATCHED 215,503 last year In roue varle- ties.Write for free. catalogue A. H Switzer Granton. tint. AGENTS 'WANTED A G10NTB EARN GOOF) .MONEY .t']- selling the best Fruit trees. shrubs, tiles, evergreens, roses, etc,; town or country; selling oohs sUPplied; erery help given; commissions Paid weekly. E. D, Smith & Sous, Ltd. Winona, On- tario.. 600 -acres fruit and nursery stork. A producer complains that plays de not run as long as they used to do. Not enough legs? "Striving for an accumulation ot riches is a deadly sin—covetousness." —Canon Donaldson. Letters? Even in fat -away Australia the dy- ing is stenographer must keep en taking letters. Since the King's birthday she has become Amy Johnson, C.B.E, e Fasting will c'u'e almost anything, says a medical writer. Especially it one fasts long enough. Minard's Liniment gives quick relief. The hotel pianist was collecting at the tables. Aman gave him a penny. Pianist (angrily)—"What? You give me a penny and yet yon gave a beggar sixpence." Diner—"Yea,but be did not play the piano." Summer„ Strains For nit the strains the flesh is heir to during the summer months—use Minard's. Popular for fifty years. `zJllfThe'sn ThelioneyllyCatd er You Must Do Your Bit in the war against the fly, carrier of germ and breeder of disease. it is proven that AEtOXON hone el the molt convenient and most efficient means of combating this fly evil, It Is convenient, because of the push•prts. It ip hygienic, flier never get away when once caught. Each spiral gives three week' perfect nervice. °SWARF OF IMITATIONS sada det. gree yandhardanre seer. 6 Cie C. 0, Genest & Ills, Ltmtlfe .,,rxaaoor- Qoe IOU ACCNIS FROM MOTHER OF EIGHTEEN Read How This Medicine Helps Her Coniston, Alberta "I. am fifty-eight years old and the mother of eighteen �,•' living children.Wa live on a farm and I am a very )teal th mother eon- sderyg si yin that I have such a big family to work for. The druggist first told me about Lydia 11. Pink: ham's Vegetable Compound and •I have depended on it for many years. When I had this picture taken, the photographer was telling me about' itis wife's ailrncnts and after I told hits about the Vegetable Compound he went to the drug store and bought her two bottles." --&ins. BERTHA &MEN- BAOs, Sn., Cardstou, Alberta. APPLICATIONS Are Filled As Far As Possible In the Order In Which They Are Reoeived, ONTARIO DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE Farm Help Supplied APPLICATIONS Offering Annual Work Are Invariably Given tha preference. The Colonization and Immigration Braneit of the Department of Agriculture for Ontario will have available a auUnbar of Experienced Married Men With Their Wives and ltamIlies—Married Couples Without Children -,,x, Also Single Men. kn1. rumors roosiring stabs will be weld wisdom to Mane early evaluation to Geo. A. Elliott ams. SireotororColontaatlon Parliament Bldgs.. All Men Toronto; Ont. Placed Subject to Trial Period ti HON. JOHNInlator ot Agriculture ATT3aRC9 P^�� • File Your Appilcation at Once