The Clinton News Record, 1933-11-30, Page 6PAGE $
NEWS
AND
Timely Informati®n' for the
Busy. Farmer
'( Furnished by the Department of Agriculture )
Store Farm Machinery ''For Winter
Repair,
Place all farm equipment under
'cover at this time of year, but store
it with a view tri convenience in re
moving to repair during. the winter.
In repairing inspect all the field ma,
chinery; tighten all frame. bolts;
clean and wash the bearings with
coal oil or gasoline; overhaul and
straighten all bent members, replace
unserviceable parts; shapen all cut-
tiing edges and apply a coat of paint'
where required. Winter repairing
insures against breakdowns, loss
annoyances in seasons.
CaMtBerzei
and
Wintering the Brood 'Sow
The brood sow deserves her fair
share of winter accommodation.. A
pen that is well bedded, dry and
free from ' draughts is essential.
Place the feed trough some distance
away so that she is forced to exer-
cise outdoors daily. Eradicate lice
and round worms; there is no market
for then. Feed the mixture of grains
to maintain the sow in fair flesh,
but use barley sparingly unless the
sow is very thin. Provide clover or
alfalfa hay to lie eaten at will. Be
kind to the sow, but not "too kind,"
or weak, unthrifty pigs will result.
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Head of Apiary Department
Dr. E. J. Dyce has been appointed
head of the Apiculture Department
as successor to the late Prof. F.
Eric Millen, who headed the depart-
ment for many years.
I Dr. Dyce, who is a graduate of
.the Guelph College, took his doctor's
degree at Cornell University, and
has the distinction of being the prin-
cipal discoverer of the pew process
for honey which has resulted in` a
great increase in the sale of the On-
tario product in the British Isles andelsewhere. ,
- As a result of his appointment, he
automatically becomes Provincial
Apiarist, with the duty of controlling
disease in the apiaries of the Pro-
vince.
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Agricultural Society Class
' At Ottawa Winter Fair
First prize in the Class for 5 lots
of grain and seed open to Agricul-
tural Societies was awarded to Earl -
ton Society Tereiskaming District.
This was a well earned reward for
enterprise in a pioneer district where
a community seed cleaning plant
was established by the Agricultural
Society only this year. This Society
also won the wheat championship
on a very fine entry of Garnet.
The Agricultural Society Class is
a new feature of the Winter Fair
which aroused much interest as evi-
denced by 14 societies entering in-
cluding exhibits from 70 farmers. As
no member of a Society could contri-
bute more than one lot of grain or
seed many new exhibitors were en-
couraged to venture. Prize winners
were as follows:
1. Earlton Agricultural Society,
$50.00.
2. Pakenham, Agricultural Society
$40.00.
3. Carp Agricultural Society, $30.
4. North Lanark (Aimonte) So-
ciety, $20.00.
5. Fitzroy, (Kinburn) Society, $15,
6. Arnprior Society, $15.00.
7. Renfrew Society, $15.00.
8. Vanleek Hill Society, $15.00.
9. Carleton County (Richmond)
$15.00-
10. iSouth Lanark, (Perth), $15.00.
reeetteZeref
other equivalent of that word to
grades A.-1 and A.
Grades A-1 and A are divided re-
spectively into three classes, Large,
Medium' and Pullet and all'eggs pos,
seesing the quality of Grade A may
be sold in that grade irresppective of
size, but the eggs of different sizes
must be packed separately, with the
size indicated' on the container. As
grade A-1 is a super grade, the pack-
ing of eggs of this grade may be
done only by producers:authorized
by the Dominion Department of Ag-
riculture. •Storage egg's are not per-
mitted to be sold in a higher grade
than B.
"B" grade consists of reasonably
clean eggs, sound in shell, and eggs
weighing less than the rate of 22
ounces to the dozen shall not be grad-
ed in B. There are two classes
Large (24 ounces) and Medium (22
to 24 ounces.)
"C" grade consists of all eggs be-
low A and B grades, but which are
fit for human consumption.
Storing Vegetables for Winter
Select well -grown disease-free un-
blemished material and handle it
carefully to avoid mechanical injur-
ies. An earth lfoor basement under
a dwelling house or . a regular root
cellar may be used. Proper ventila-
tion is very important and a temper-
' ature of 34 degrees Fahrenheit
should be maintained. The beet, cab,
bage, carrot, celery, parsnip, potato
and turnip require- dark, .slightly
moist storage space, while onions do
best under dry, cold, dark conditions,
Official Crop Report
The latest official crop bulletin
shows that with the exception of
sugar beets, the yield per acre of all
field crops in Ontario this year is be-
low Last year. A severe period of
drought and intense heat during July
reduced the yield of spring grains
and hay and clover crops. During
August and 'September inure favour-
able growing weather prevailed and
the yield of late crops turned out
much better than mid -summer pros-
pects indicated. The volume of pro-
duction of all field crops for 1933 is
about 8 per cent below 1932. But
farm prices show considerable im-
provement over last year and are 15.e
per cent. higher. As a result the
value of these crops is estimated to
be $121,553,000, compared with $114,-
150,500 in 1932, or an increase of
37,403,000 in spite of the smaller
output.
Fall plowing got away to a good
start, but was made difficult by dry
weather and later by heavy snow-
falls. Farmers planned to sow a
much larger acreage to fall wheat,
but owing to lack of soil moisture,
many fields that were already pre-
pared, were not seeded. The sown
acreage of fall wheat is estimated at
630,700 acres compared with 595,000
in 1932, an increase of 6 per cent.
The condition of fall wheat at the end
of October was 96 per cent of the
long-time average and fall rye 95
per cent.
PROFIT FROM PULLETS
At present, prospects look bright
for the poultryman and farmer who
has a good flock of well -matured puI-
lets. The cold snap will probably
stiffen egg prices that are now offer-
ing a fair margin of profit over cost
of production in flocks that are lay-
ing satisfactorily.
At the present prices and with bet=
ter prospects in view it will pay to
feed a good balanced mash • ration
liberally and to give sufficient grain
at night to ensure a well filled crop.
Plenty of fresh water, with the chill
off on cold days, should always be
provided. A frozen water pail left
too long means a serious crimp in
production. At this profitable sea-
son a falling off in egg yield is a
calamity that will seriously alffect
the whole year's profit.
Storing Soybeans
New Grades For Eggs
Important amendments whereby
further protection is afforded to both
producers and consumers, have been
made in the" egg regulations by' Or-
der-in-Couneil. The new grades con-
sist of `A-1,' 'A', 'B', and `C' in place
of "Specials," "Extras," "Firsts"
and "Seconds." The words "New
laid" may be applied only to grade
A-1, and the word• "fresh," or any
THE CLINTON NEWS -RECORD,
HAPPENINGS
THURS., NOT .30; 193r.
OF INTEREST TO FAR1ERS
An Open Letter to Farmers and All Interested _
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in Developing Our Export Bacon Trade
Heavier and Finished 'Boge
In the 45 weeks of 1933, to the
week ending November 9th, hog 'de;
liveries have been 2;600,000 compared
with 2,571,000 in the same period of
1932. Hog deliveries for the week of
November 9th, 1933, were 64,700
compared with 50,30 for the corre-
sponding week of 1932. In the same
time the price of bacon hogs has ad-
vanced from $3.70 to $6.00 per hun-
dred pounds on the Toronto market.
Thus hog deliveries have increased
and the domestic price of pork pro-
ducts has considerably advanced.
AIong with this condition in pork.
products beef prices have fallen to
low levels and domestic consumption
is shifting from pork to beef. This
is restricting the domestic outlet foe
pork. ` But the Ottawa Conference a-
greements have provided an assured
outlet for bacon. For " the nine
months to end of September, 1933,
bacon exports to Britain were 51,-
527,000 lbs. compared with 24,685,000
in the same period of 1932. Exports
continue to be on a heavy relative
scale. Our one hope of maintaining
and bettering hog prices is to in-
crease our exports of bacon.
But here comes the rub. When in
England lately the greatest complaint
I heard with regard to Canadian ba-
con was lack of finish and light
weights. Canadian packers in• order
to not over -burden the domestic mar-
ket were forced to ship bacon that
did not measure up to the desired
quality. (There were faults in type
and conformation, but that is anoth-
er story.) If the hogs from which
the bacon was made had been of the
propel weights anal finish the bacon
situation would hove greatly benefit-
ed. • ;
It would appear that farmers do
not understand the seriousness of this
condition. At present it is impos-
sible to get enough properly -finished
hogs of the right weights to make
the required quantities of export ba-
con and of best bacon for home use.
A part of these unfinished and light
weight hogs may be due to lack of
feed but is not a great deal of it due
to the' fact that producers do not
quite understand the importance of
proper weight and finish.
By this time no doubt, all soybeans
have been threshed and some atten-
tion should be paid to the storage of
this seed. If the beans have been
threshed in good condition, that is
with a reasonably low content of
moisture, storage will not be dif-
ficult. On the other hand, a high
moisture content adds to the danger
of spoilage when stored. It has been
recommended that storage in bags,
which may be moved occasionally,
will largely prevent the danger of
heating which is prevalent in large
piles and will facilitate the market-
ing of the beans in good condition.
' . STRICT ENFORCEMENT
A small town resident owned - a
gbat which was possibly worth $1.50.
The goat was belligerent and his
battle ground was Main Street.
When the tax bil appeared the own-
er found the goat assessed $20. In-
dignantly he made his complaint be-
fore the assessor who took down a
well worn copy of the town ordinance
and read as follows;
"Property abutting on Main Street
shall be assesesd at $10.00 per front
foot."—TheMeyer. Earth
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This is the Message of This Letter
The bulk of good bacon comes
from the bacon and select grades of
hogs. There is a range of weights
in these two grades of from 180 to
230 lbs. at the farm. It probably
natural for farmers to assume that
when a hog has attained a weight of
180 lbs. in the bacon grade or 190 in
the select grade, that this is•as useful
a' weigth for export or domestic pur-
poses as any weight up to 230 lbs.w
Such is not the case. The lo
weights are the niimmum and the
high weights are the maximum that
can be accepted. ' But it is very unde-
sirable that the bulk of the hogs
should be either in the low or the high
weights. The bulk of the hogs should
be from 200 to 220 lbs. at the farm
when not too full of feed.
gorge are now coming in' quantities
at from 180 to 200 lbs. At these low
weights many are unfinished and
even a part of the heavier weights
lack finish. This is disastrous to good
prices for bacon both in the export
and domestic market and, of course,
equally disastrous to good price for
hogs.
The difficulty of scarce feed sup-
plies in some sections is fully recog-
nized. But it will pay to finish the
hogs that are on hand on the farm
rather than flood the market with
poor hogs. At from 180 to 230 lbs.
hogs gain rapidly and make very ec-
onomical use of feed. Hogs that are
finished so as to make bacon or sel-
ect grade, bring from fifty cents to
a dollar per hundred more than un-
finished hogs. This will pay for
purchased feed. At the same time
the market will be strengthened in-
stead of being weakened.
Some weeks ago on account of an
extra supply of bacon being permit-
ted to be shipped to the British mare
ket by Denmark, the price slumped.
Since that time further restrictions
of imports have been imposed by
Britain on foreign countries and
currency exchange has improved. The
markets have strengthened in con-
sequence. For the weeks of October
26th, November 2nd and November
9th, the price of bacon hogs at To-
ronto has been 35.60, $5.75 and $6.00
showing a steady advance.
It is believed that if fanners fu111'
understand the need for carrying
their hogs until from 200 to 220 lbs.
and having them properly finished,
they will co-operate for the good of
all.
Faithfully yours,
—S. E. TODD,
Secretary, Industrial and Develop-
ment Council Canadian Meat Packers,
REFORESTATION WORK
A definite reforestation policy for
Alberta was commenced last year by
the newly created forest service
branch, which, following the restor-
ation of the natural resources to
provincial control, was organized to
take over the forestry wink former,
ly done by the federal government.
Last year nurseries were started in
which propagation of seeds of var- ,
sous conifers and other trees and
shrubs was undertaken. During the
past spring and summer 685,000 car-
agana plants were distributed
throughout the province, largely to
individual farmers and schools.
There were also' distributed 7,700
spruce seedlings and some lodge pole
pine seedlings, chiefly to farmers
for planting in poplar bluffs. Dis-
tribution of this material covered
'787 individuals, 56 school, 51 insti-
tutions and seven Inneieipalities. The
work is being continued and extend-
ed.
UNKNOWN SENDS $15 TO
C.N.R.; CONSCIENCE MONEY
Maybe some glib talker gave a con-
ductor a slip. Maybe somebody's wife
borrowed a sectionman's pass. Per-
haps a young chap passed some coun
terfiet money ora bad check so that
he might get home for Christmas.
There's no accounting for it except
that someone's conscience got back
on the job after a serious lapse and
started off with a good healthy jolt
which couldn't be ignored.
But the Canadian National Rail-
ways ticket office here will make a
special debit of $15 in the books for
this month because some unknown
sent $15 conscience money to the lo-
cal ticket office.
The money was in an envelope with
a note which read "conscience money
belonging to the C. N. 14." Ticket
Agent Bert Hayes said he couldn't
tell whether it was from a man or a
woman and said that it is the first
conscience money he has received in
Many years.
The Oxford Group Movement may
have aroused the conscience of the
author of the note or it may have
been that the author simply waited
until; he could get $15 all in one •hand-
ful
At any rate the C. N. R. has $15
to apply against that C. N.R. debt
of more than 32,000,000,000. The $15
is about the equivalent of a single
fare from here to Montreal
—Free Press
NEWS OF HAPPENINGS
IN THE COUNTY AND
DISTRICT
SEAFORTH: The annual dance
under the auspices of the Seaforth
Golf Club, which was held in the Leg-
ion rooms on Friday evening with an
attendance of over 100, was one of
the most delightful social events of
the season. Excellent music was pro-
vided by the Fred Elliot Orchestra of
Toronto. The winners of the cups
were: The Southgate trophy, which
resulted in a tie between Carl Aber -
hart and Sack Hinchley, was not a-
warded. Miss Mary Stewart captur-
ed
apture
ed the F. S. Savauge cup, while the
Cresswell cup was won by James A.
Stewart. Refreshments were served
by the ladies.
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EXETER: Voting in Exeter will
be restricted to choice between Reeve
B. M. Francis and I ormer Reeve W.
D. Sanders. Acclamations have been
given by the withdrawal of other can-
didates to the following, all of whom
were in office this year. Council,
Sant Ross, J. H. Grieves, Henry
Bierling and D. Routeliffe; board of
education, Frank Deibiidge, Lbuis
Day, Sr., W. H. Deering; public util-
ities, W. Ward.
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GODERICH: Karl Laws, grain
trimmer, while parking his car at
daylight on Sunday morning, back-
ed it into the harbor, and it imme-
diately sank. He was able to clear
himself and grasped the safety chain
alongside the wharf. But for the in-
cident having been witnessed some
distance away by Superintendent
Murison of the Goderieh elevator,
and some of his men, it is quite
possible that the icy waters would
have resulted in Laws, who was part-
ly submerged, having to relinquish
his hold` on the chain. The rescuers
by prompt action, with the aid of
pike poles, pulled him from the
water to the wharf. The car was
later salvaged.
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GODERICH: A" special dedica-
tory service was held in North Street
United ehurch on Sunday morning
when a baptismal font given by the
late Dr. A. T. Emmerson was dedi-
a fine tribute to the life bf Dr. Em-
merson and to his work in the
church after which Mr. Watts dedi-
cated the font. '• The sacrament of
baptism was observed when Mr. and
Mrs. Arthur Fulford's infant son,
Edward Watson was baptised. The
subject of Mr. Watts' sermon was
"Christian Stewardship."
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SEAFORTH: Word has been re-
ceived of the death in St. Paul, Min-
nesota, of W. D. Stewart, of Seaforth
aged 63 years. Mr. Stewart was game
and fish commissioner for Minnes-
ota. He was born in Seaforth and
was an enthusiastic bowler and curl-
er." Surviving are two brothers, Ro-
bert, of Seattle, and J. A. Stewart,
of Seaforth. The latter left for St
Paul to attend he funeral.
REAL NEWS
When you've read of !Orphan Annie,
mated. It' was presented to the ' And of Iifr. Andy Gump;
church by Rev. Mr.. Watts and re- When you've read how every stock
ceived by A. M. Robertson on behalf On the market took a slump;
of the Session. Mr. Robertson paid When you've read how Mr, Hitler
Started hazing all the Jews;
Turn your paper to the ads
And read the interesting news.
There's a boyish bob for sister,
There's a facial for pia,
There's a shampoo for your brother
And a job that's for your pa;
There's a radio for .uncle,
For your aunt a dress that's new,
And if you're looking closely,
An ad—,that's just for you.
There's a business chance that's wait-
ing
For some up -and -going guy;
There's a company wanting buyers,
For the newest kind of pie. ;
There is tragedy and 1hunior,
The best kind that can be had.
And you're missing the best stories,
When you're passing up the ads.
—Smith Falls Record -News
Plans are being carried out to pro-
vide about 8,500,000 bushels of seed
oats for distribution in the grass-
hopper and drought -affected areas of
Saskatchewan. Although some seed.
wheat also will berequired the a-
mount will be small as compared
with the 1932 distribution of some
4,500,000 bushels.
CANADA "FIRST" IN MANY
THINGS
Of all Canadian manufacturing in.•-
dustries, flour milling is the oldest
and dates back to 1605 when the first:
permanent Canadian settlement was
made by the French at Port Royal,
now Annapolis, N.S. In that year the
first water wheel in America to turn
a millstone for the grinding of the
wheat was erected.
•
AND W,HO'LL SING 'EM?
Blithers—"I see that they're grad-
ually going to remove all feeble-
minded persons from the world, Isn't
that wonderful?"
ISmithers—/'Yes, but if that hap-
pens who will write . the words for
popular songs?"
—Beltway Employees' Journal.
Pat called on the priest and said:
"Father, can I ask a question?"
"Sure, Pat," said the priest.
"Well, Father," said Pat, "I know
all about Shrove Tuesday, Ash Wed-
nesday, and Good Friday, but what*
the divil is Nut Sundae?" -Y
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'Established 1817
c,4presentation, in easily understandable
of the Bank's
ANNUAL STATEMENT
31st October, 1933
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;
a
form,,
$641,346,710.12
33,819,807.50
t...
258,578.04
,
6,151,280.54
LIABILITIES
LIABILITIES TO THE PUBLIC
Deposits . ,
Payable on demand and after notice.
Notes of the Bank in Circulation ;
Payable on demand.
Dills Payable . .
Time drafts issued and outstanding,
Letters of Credit Outstanding : :
Financial responsibilities undertaken on behalf of customers
(see off -setting amount (x) in "Resources").
Other Liabilities . . . . . : 10,642,442.2 5
Items which do not come ander the foregoing headings, in-
cluding 49,000,000 advances from the Dominion Government
under The Pittance Act
Total Liabilities to the Public . .
692,218,818.45
'
LIABILITIES TO THE SHAREHOLDERS
Capital, Surplus and Undivided Profits
and Reserves for Dividends . . . . e 76,3 1 7,090.20
This amount represents the shareholders' interest in the Bank,
over which liabilities to the public sake precedence.
Total Liabilities . . . . . .
$768,535,908.65
RESOURCES
•
- To meet the foregoing Liabilities the Bank bas
Cash in its Vaults and in the Central Gold Reserves . $ 78,683;217.88
Notes of and Cheques on Other Banks . 26,953,876.82
Payable in cash on presentation.
Money on Deposit with Other Banks : : 1 25,334,859.87
Available on demand or at short notice.
Government and Other Bonds and Debentures. 316,967,375.69
Not exceeding market value. The greater portion consists
of gilt -edge securities which mature at early dates.
Stocks . : . 514,911.3 3
Railway and Industrial and other stocks. 4r.
Call Loans outside of Canada . . : : 36,354,280.98
Secured by bonds, stocks and other negotiable securities of
greater value than the loans and representing moneys quickly
available with no disturbing effect on conditions in Canada.
Call Loans in Canada . . . 7,607,169.32
Payable on demand and secured by bonds and stocks of
greater Laine than the loans.
Bankers' Acceptances . . 111,293.01
Prime drafts accepted by other banks.
TOTAL OF QUICKLY AVAILABLE RESOURCES
(equal to 71.15% of all Liabilities to the Public)
: 492,526,984.90
Other Loans . . . . . .• 251,885,262.61
To manufacturers, farmers, merchants and others, on condi-
tions consistent with sound banking.
Bank Premises . . . . . e 14,500,000.00
Three properties only are carried in the names of holding
companies; the stock and bonds of there companies are en-
tirely owned by the Bank and appear on the books at 4140
in each rase. All other of the Bank's premises, the value of
which largely exceeds 414,500,000, appear under this heading.
Real Estate and Mortgages on Real Estate . 1,732,750.77
Acquired in the course of the Bank's business and in process
of being realized upon.
x Customers' Liability under Letters of Credit . . 6,151,280.54
Represents liabilities of customers on account of Letters of
Credit issued by the Bank for their account,
Other Assets not included in the Foregoing
1,739,629.83
Making Total Assets of
768,535,908.65
to meet payment of Liabilities to the Public of
692,218,818.45
leaving an excess of Assets over Liabilities to the Public of
$ 76,317,090.20
PROFIT and LOSS ACCOUNT
Profits for the year ending 31st October, 1933 . $ 4,005,153.59
Dividends paid or payable to Shareholders . $3,060,000.00
Provision for Taxes, Dominion Government . 508,558.81
Reservation for Bank Premises . . .
100.000,00 5,668,558.81
336,594.78
Balance of Profit and Loss Account, 31st October, 1932
. . 1,248,856.50
Balance of Profit and Loss carried forward .
. $ 1,585,451.28
CHARLES B. GORDON, W. A.
BOG,
President JACKSON DODDS,
joint General Managers
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The strength of a bank is determined by its history, its policy, its management
and the extent of its resources. For 116 years the Bank of Montreal has
t ore fCanadian finance.
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been in the forefront f
a fine tribute to the life bf Dr. Em-
merson and to his work in the
church after which Mr. Watts dedi-
cated the font. '• The sacrament of
baptism was observed when Mr. and
Mrs. Arthur Fulford's infant son,
Edward Watson was baptised. The
subject of Mr. Watts' sermon was
"Christian Stewardship."
eeerelMere
SEAFORTH: Word has been re-
ceived of the death in St. Paul, Min-
nesota, of W. D. Stewart, of Seaforth
aged 63 years. Mr. Stewart was game
and fish commissioner for Minnes-
ota. He was born in Seaforth and
was an enthusiastic bowler and curl-
er." Surviving are two brothers, Ro-
bert, of Seattle, and J. A. Stewart,
of Seaforth. The latter left for St
Paul to attend he funeral.
REAL NEWS
When you've read of !Orphan Annie,
mated. It' was presented to the ' And of Iifr. Andy Gump;
church by Rev. Mr.. Watts and re- When you've read how every stock
ceived by A. M. Robertson on behalf On the market took a slump;
of the Session. Mr. Robertson paid When you've read how Mr, Hitler
Started hazing all the Jews;
Turn your paper to the ads
And read the interesting news.
There's a boyish bob for sister,
There's a facial for pia,
There's a shampoo for your brother
And a job that's for your pa;
There's a radio for .uncle,
For your aunt a dress that's new,
And if you're looking closely,
An ad—,that's just for you.
There's a business chance that's wait-
ing
For some up -and -going guy;
There's a company wanting buyers,
For the newest kind of pie. ;
There is tragedy and 1hunior,
The best kind that can be had.
And you're missing the best stories,
When you're passing up the ads.
—Smith Falls Record -News
Plans are being carried out to pro-
vide about 8,500,000 bushels of seed
oats for distribution in the grass-
hopper and drought -affected areas of
Saskatchewan. Although some seed.
wheat also will berequired the a-
mount will be small as compared
with the 1932 distribution of some
4,500,000 bushels.
CANADA "FIRST" IN MANY
THINGS
Of all Canadian manufacturing in.•-
dustries, flour milling is the oldest
and dates back to 1605 when the first:
permanent Canadian settlement was
made by the French at Port Royal,
now Annapolis, N.S. In that year the
first water wheel in America to turn
a millstone for the grinding of the
wheat was erected.
•
AND W,HO'LL SING 'EM?
Blithers—"I see that they're grad-
ually going to remove all feeble-
minded persons from the world, Isn't
that wonderful?"
ISmithers—/'Yes, but if that hap-
pens who will write . the words for
popular songs?"
—Beltway Employees' Journal.
Pat called on the priest and said:
"Father, can I ask a question?"
"Sure, Pat," said the priest.
"Well, Father," said Pat, "I know
all about Shrove Tuesday, Ash Wed-
nesday, and Good Friday, but what*
the divil is Nut Sundae?" -Y