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THURS., JUNE 15, 1933
THE CLINTON NEWS -RECORD
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GDKINGATENE S
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We gather from an article in a far if Roosevelt had been on the
dignified family journal that the ad- &Lorgan preferred list.
(ministration of justice in some cities
is not what it should be. It appears
(that the .bulls engage stool pigeons
to get evidence against blind pigs.
Suoh procedure is bound to cause un-
easiness in the menagrie of the un-
derworld.
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Mae West declares that when she
enaeries it will not be to a good-
looking man. She prefers a homely
looking one. The homely looking -
men are already married, but that
ehouldn't make any difference to a
screen actress.
Everybody one meets says times
are getting better. Therefore times
are getting better.
A man's house is his .castle. All
except the front door which belongs
to agents .and pedlars.
Some people use good judgment
only when they use that of some one
else.
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Some English newspapers denounce
as robbery Roosevelt's removal of
the gold clause in contracts. It will
hurt foreign investors in American
securities but surely it is on the
whole a disadvantage rather than an
advantage to the United States
which has loaned billions of dollars
abroad.
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"Is recevery coining too soon?"
enquiries a financial editor. We read
a short time ago that the manufac-
turer of drugs and kindred prepara-
tions had managed to keep prices up
to the point attained during the wa)
Congress and Senate were indignant
at what J. P. Morgan & Company
did as disclosed by the Pecora in-
vestigation which showed that they
were doing what most people knew
they were doing.
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If there is any lack of free speech
in Canada it is not on the part of
those who say there is.
Companies applying for loans from
the U. S. Reconstruction Finance
Corporation have to scale down their
high executive salaries, and we can
well believe that it is only compan-
ies paying high executive salaries
that are applying for loans from
the R. I'. C.
C-'7Glem3
That Kansas City girl who was
kidnapped and released on payment of
thirty thousand dollars says she had
a real jolly time with her abductors
and almost fell in love with one of
them. Father however did not get
much of a thrill out of it.
We shall never, know whether this
investigation would have gone so
We do •know however, .that the kick
comes from men who were not on
that list.
If they bad been offered the same
proposition would they have accept-
ed it? The answer is in the affir-
mative.
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We heard a man recently criticiz-
ing farmers for not selling their
wheat when they could have got $1.60
a bushel for it. On inquiry we learn-
ed that he is hanging on precarious-
ly to a lot of shocks on which he
could have made handsome profits if
he had sold in '29.
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Lord Macauley observes some,
where England's habit of going on a
periodical spree of indignation and
virtue which soon ends and is fol-
lowed by a long period of complac-
ency when "everything goes" until
something happens to set her off a-
gain on the pursuit of some victim
like Clive or Hastings.
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The United States is given to just
such paroxysms. It is now indulging
in an orgy of investigation and in-
dignation, being cruelly outraged ovs
er things revealed in the Pecora in-
vestigation, and is changing the laws
so that such things will never hap-
pen again, never, never. Then it
wilt Iapse into a long period of com-
placency when new means will be de-
vised to circumvent the new laws
and everybody will be satisfied if not
happy. It went through the sane
spasms in the days of the first
Roosevelt, and will go through them
again some years hence.
Nearly every large city there has
gone through the same process. The
Citizens tolerate, things for a long
time until at last some one thing
stirs thein to revolt.
or==,
They launch a reform movement
and sweep the city, but they soon
tire of being good. These infrequent
movements are valuable no doubt but
the effects are only transient. Citric
virtue has not the staying power of
civic vice.
A hotel dish -washer won $45,000 in
the Derby Sweepstakes and immed-
iately threw up his job. There are
many men keeping bachelor's hall
who do not blame him in the least.
THE LETTER THAT NEVER—
J. P. Morgan & Co.,
New Ylork.
Pear Sirs: I am in receipt of your
letter offering me five hundred
shares of Standard Brands at $20 a
share, now selling at $37 on the mar-
ket. In reply I beg to respectfully
decline the offer.
Yours very truly.
What Clinton was Doing in The Gay Nineties
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED DURING '174'n LAST DE-
CADE OF THE OLD CENTURY?
From The News -Record, June 14th,
1893:
The semi-annual meeting of the.
South Huron County Orange Lodge
'will be held in the L. O. L. hall, Clin-
ton, on Wednesday, June 21st, com-
mencing, at 10.30 ash.
F. W. Farncombe, P,L.S, and C.E.,
of London has opened an office in
Stewart's grocery store. He has
been appointed the official engineer
:for several surrounding townships.
and was engaged in the neighforhood
{this week.
Orange Tea Meeting: L. 0. L. No.
189, Goderich township, have at
great expense erected a fine •brick
hall on the 7th concession, opposite
Sharon Methodist church. In order
to create mere funds to help pay off
the debt a grand tea meeting will be
held in the new hall en Friday even-
ing, Tea will be served from 5 to 8
o'clock and the ehair will be taken
at 8.15 by County Master Todd.
Dominion Day: Bayfield is to the
fore and will provide a good day's
sport for all who desire to spend a
day at the lake. Attractive posters
are out announcing a magnificent
programme of attractions.... The
excellent program should give Bay-
field an immense throng of visitors
on July lat, - I (..
Mr. John Ransford arrived in
Clinton from Britain last Thursday
evening.
Among those from Clinton who
took in the races at .Stratford were
L. Kennedy, Jas. Fair, Jr.,John
Johnston, John. S. Spooner and R.
Walker.
Among the old Clinton boys who
Passed the "Varsity exams, second
year, is J. G. Stanbury, with honours
in political economy.
Married in June Yesterday at the
residence of .Mr. A. J. Holloway On-
tario street, a pleasing and happy
event took place. It was the mar-
riage to Dr. T. J. ;McNally of Tara
to Miss Hattie Lane.
Mr. H. S. Stanbury left here on
Wednesday for Detroit, where they
purpose residing.
Mr. James 'Scott, barrister, states
that.he has had more enquiries for
real estate this year than in all the
previous years of bis practice in this
town.
The Patrons of Industry of West
Huron are arranging an excursion to
the Model Farm on the 27th, to in-
elude all points between' Goderich
and Stratford.
On Tuesday while' Mr. John Middle-
ton was shipping cattle one of them
fell into an unused well near the sta-
tion and was with difficulty extricat-
ed; there is an unused well near the
skating rink which IS in a dangerous
condition. •
Entrance examinations take place
on the 29th and schools in town close
on the 30th.
The other day when Miss Mc-
Naughton of Stanley was calling on
some friends she left her pocket-
book in a handbag on the seat of the
buggy. 'When she returned the pock-
etbook was nowhere 'to be. found. It
contained quite a sum of money.
A cat owned by Mr. Levi Trick is
acting as foster mother to a couple
of young mink, which seemingly take
to her as comfortably as to their nat-
ural mother.
New Horseshoes: 'We were shown
the other day a horseshoe of ordin-
ary size and thickness, which only
weighed 91-2 ounces, or about ten
ounces less than a shoe made of iron,
It was made of aluminum, a metal
which has lately come into use. They
are manufactured from cold metal
and if they will stand the same wear
that ordinary shoes do, will prove
especially serviceable to trotters.
The material is too expensive to admit
of it being used generally as a set of
shoes are worth $4. Mr. Oliver
Johnston was the maker of this par-
ticular one.
A Wbdding: On Wednesday after-
noon the residence of Mrs. Shipley of°.
the Huron road was the scene of one,
of those pleasing events when her
daughter, Miss Emma, was married
by the Rev. Mr. Smyth, to Mr. Geo.
Turner of Turkersmith. Miss Mary
S'hipley, sister of the bride, acted
as bridesmaid, while Rev. Geo. Mc-
Kinnon performed the duties of
groomsman. Both the contracting
parties are well known in the neigh-
borhood, having resided here since
infancy . . . and are universally es-
teemed. •
Macpherson and Hovey Co., Clin-
ton are busy filling an 'order from
Manitoba for more than a dozen of
their celebrated Premier threshers,
with complete outfit.
Something To Smile At: John—
'ISally, if I was to ask you to marry
me do you think you'd say yes?"
Sally—"I.-,er--S guess so." John—
"Well if I ever get over this darn
bashfulness, I'll ask you some o'
these times"
Prom Th New Era, June 16th, 1893:
Mullett: Last Tuesday while Mr.
Fred Gibbs of the 13th concession was
working on the toad Ile met with_a
very nasty accident. He stepped on
the tongue of the wagon to pick up
the lines and the horses got frighten-
ed and ran away, the wagon passing
over and breaking his Ieg.
Auburn: Last Wednesday a horse
belonging to Mr. R. Cullis got into
an old house belonging to Mr. P.
Quigley and ate a slice of bread that
had been set for rats and died from
the effects . . The house was set on
fire Saturday night and destroyed.
Bayfield: A pleasant event took
place on the Sauble line last week,
which caused a ripple of excitement
in 'that usually quiet place, at the res-
idence of Mrs. Snowden, her eldest
daughter, Miss Mary, was united in
marriage 'on Wednesday to Mr. John
Iludie of the 7th concession, Goderich
township. Both the contracting part-
ies are well known and highly est-
eemed in this section, and it is with
best wishes that The New Era unite
with their many friends in extending
congratulations. The cernony was
performed by Rev. Mr. Kerrin of
Trinity church, after which the bride
and groom left for the east en a hon-
ey moon.
If you are a Canadian we want you
in Bayfield for the 1st, to join in the
celebration of Dominion Day, or if
you are a Britisher from the three
Isles don't fail to show your loyalty
to your counary and your flag. In
this age when we hear so much cry
of annexation, when a paper publish-
ed in our midst has the audacity a-
mongst a loyal peaple to publish its
treasonable statements, it is high
time the young Canadians of this land
aroused themselves to prove their
zeal, even in the face of the betray-
ers of their country.
WHEN THE PRESENT CENTURY
WAS YOUNG
From The News -Record, June 18th,
1908
Miss May Rance returned home
last week from Toronto where she has
beeen attending a School of Express-
ion.
Rev. W. Leckie of Londesboro oc-
cupied the pulpit of Willis church on
Sunday evening last.
Mr. Harry Salkeld, reeve of Gode-
rich township,• enters upon his thirty-
first year today, but he would pass
for twenty-five in any company. He
is the youngest looking, if not the
youngest man ever to be elected
to the reeveship of that township,
but the shortage of years, if we may
put it that way, is not these days
considered a hardship. Reeve Sal-
keld in tactful and energetic and at
time of writing unmarried.
The Grand Trunk will on Monday
take off the 6.22 a.m. train and at-
tach the parlor car to the 7.35.
In Tozer's competition for the hol-
iday trip the principal competitors
made the following increases the past
week:. Miss 'Mae East, 8865; Miss
Rena Pickett, 4930; Miss Mabel Lan
xon, 24'75; Mrs. Sohn McClacherty,
2420; Miss Hattie Holloway, 2330,
Miss Edith Torrance .2280;' Miss Ida
J. ELGIN TOM a
who contributed a Iengthy report of
West Huron Inspectorate in this is-
sue of The News -Record.
Lindsay 2000; Miss M. Lupine, 1610;
Miss F. Hibbs, 1415.
Only A Women: The Wellesley
Maple Leaf, of which Mr. J. W. Green
of the Herald Staff is proprietor, is
now in charge 'of Mrs. Green, who
has since she took hold of it had the
paper improved in appearance and in
the quality of correspondence and
local matter published. Mrs. Green
has given fresh evidence that women
can in the newspaper field, as in
others, sometimes regarded as the
special preserve of men, do good work
---.Stratford Herald. Mrs. Green is a
native of Clinton, a daughter of Mr.
John Croll, for many years a resident
of this town.
Successful Students: The Clinton
Collegiate made a good showing at
the Toronto University examinations:
W. B. Taylor completed the first year
with first class honours, the Bishop
Strachan 'Scholarships in classics and
honours in Greek and Hebrew;
J. R. Rumball has completed the first
yeaer with honours in classics and
English and History; W. 0. Henry
secured honours in science of the
first year; Miss J. Caldwell
has completed her first
yeaer successfully; Miss I. G.
Gunn has completed the third year
with honours in English and History;
Miss M. F. Coates has passed the 2nd
year exams. in Arts with first class
honours in English and History; Miss
E. Chidley-has completed the course
and passed the examination in the
faculty of 'education.
A Brave Soldier Gone: Councillor
Hearn' has kindly; given us collies of
the Devon. and . Exeter, (Eng.) Gaz-
ette containing an account'of the fun-
eral of the. late General Butter,
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From The New Era, June 18th, 1908
The G. T. It. was kept busy tran-
sporting volunteers to •Goderich on
Monday for the annual drill; several
special trains running. Clinton Com-
pany No. 4 was put through its pac-
ings on the market square by Lieut.
.1. W. Manning before proceeding to
the station, and looked quite cred-
itable.
If the New Era is better this week
than usual attribute • it to the fact
that two of the staff are in Goderich
at camp and the editor is aleo away.
Mr, John Ransford went to Toronto
on Tuesday having been especially
invited be attend the installation ser-
vices of His !Grace, Archbishop Mc-
Evay.
Mr. Robert Warrener, who has
been conducting a livery here for sev
eral years, has decided to open out
in liensall and will move his effects
there. Mr. Thos.Cook 'has bought
the building lately occupied by Mr.
Warrener, paying $650 therefor, and
'will put in a new and up-to-date liv-
ery outfit,
Bowling: Bowling is now the pop-
ular pastime of the members of the
club . . Charlie Wallis, Jim Ham-
ilton, Jim Weiss, Jiin Dunford, Jim
Stevenson, in fact all the Jims are
prevailing hard and getting ready for
all the tournaments.
Tuckersmith: On Wednesday at 6
a.m. in the Ontario street parsonage
Clinton, the ceremony was performed
by Rev. W. E. Kerr, which united
Wilbert Alvin Crich 'of Seaforth and
Cora May Roweliffe of Tuckersmith
in holy wedlock. The happy. couple
left on the 7.00 train for Sterling.
Upon their return they will reside in
Seaforth. Their many friends ex,
tend hearty congratulations.
Huliett: A very pleasant event took
place at the home of Mr. and Mrs.
James Nethery 'of the Gravel road
on Wednesday, June 3rd, when their
youngest daughter, Frances Matilda,
became the bride of Mr. Thos. Fair -
service, a prosperous young farmer
of Mullett . . . The cernony was
performed by the Rev. W. H. Hartley
of Blyth. The bride, who was given
in marriage ago
by her father, er, looked
lovely in a dainty gown .of point -de -
esprit over white silk with narrow
ribbons and ]ace trimmings and,weer-
ing a wreath of lily -of -the -valley,
Little Lenora VanCamp, niece of the
bride, made a charming little flower
girl, dressed in white silk and carry-
ing a large bouquet of white earn,
-tions and fern, while :Master Ernest
Stevens, nephew of the groom, acted
as ring bearer and looked very at-
tractive in a pretty white suit.
COUNTY NEWS
SEAFORTH: Constable Helmer
Snell has purchased the house and
lot belonging to the estate of the
late 9tiss Steele, Constable Seel]
and family will occupy the house
from the beginning of July.
WALTON: Mr. and Mrs. George
McTaggart, Walton, announce the
engagement of their daughter, Annie
Johnston, to Robert Nelson Reid, song
of Mr. and Mrs. Robert Reid, of Wal-
ton, the wedding• to take place in
June.
SEAFO'RTH: The semi-annual
convention of the Deanery of South
Huron niet in St. Thomas'
Church, Seaforth on Thursday of last
week. The meeting convened at 10
a.m. with Holy Communion and was
foIIowed by a meeting of the Dean-
ery Chapter and meeting of the
Deanery Woman's Auxiliary. At 12
noon, mid-day prayers were conduct-
ed by Rev. F. G. Rickard and Rev.
R. S. Jones. ,The afternoon session
included devotions and meditations
by Rev. M. A. Hunt, an address by
Mrs. Bice, president of Huron Dio-
cesan W. A., address by Dr. Gilbert.
The evening program included Dean-
ery and A. Y. P. A. parade and ser-
vice with Rev. W. R. Sproule, St.
Paul's Cathedral, London, as preach-
er. An A. Y. P. A. soeiai 'hour con-
cluded the sessions.
WOULD YOU LIKE A "WALL -
ABLE" FOR A PET?
A score of wallabies were included
in the cargo which arrived in Mon- save, your time, energy and money.
treal recently. The wallabies were•
destined for a. zoo .in the United'
States.
Capt, Faulkner, Bluenose skipper,
who brought the freighter from the
Antipodes, said wallabies are se like
(kangaroo that only their diminutive
size distinguishes them from the
famous Australian animal. He said
that wallabies mace fairly good pets
and that some day one might find
them in homes where the climate.
is not too cold. The strange little
animals are about .the size of a fox
terrier.
WRY NOT R.YHME IT?
A reader sends us this railway
service message from the records of
the Grand Trunk:
To Master Mechanic E. Drew:
Engine 202
Burst a flue
What shall I do?
(signed) E. Donahue. •
Reply:
Engineer Donahue,
Engine 202:
Plug up your flue
And come through
Master Mechanic E. Drew.
—Railway Magazine.,
WHAT A PITY
Two Irishmen, with a grievance a-•
gainst their landlord, decided to set-
tle it man to man and laid for him'
one night with their shillalahs. They
expected him to pass their hiding
place at nine. At eleven he had not
made his appearance.
"Now what the divvle," said one of
them, "can be kapin' 'ini?"
"Do you suppose, Pat," said the
other, in a voice of sympathy and
solicitude, "that anything can have
happened to the poor fellow?"
A WHOPPER
Messrs. James Donaldson, D. D.
Mooney, R. Cockburn Hays and J. W.
Baker spent three days fishing at
Gillies Lake, on the Bruce Peninsula,
last week. They landed some good
ones, including one which, from the
accounts given, is suspected of being
the whale that swallowed Jonah some
years ago,—Goderich Signal.
The advertisements are printed for
your convenience. They inform and
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