The Clinton News Record, 1932-02-11, Page 31^ "THURS., FEB. 11, 1932
K1NGiNEWS
u haar
"Everything that;goes up rust
come 'down." There's not much
doubt about it, but before giving a
forthright decision for or against the
law of gravitation.weshould like to
have a talk with the tax collector.
Penitentiary riots are attributed to
Red agitators, and indeed nothing
else would swell the Red auks like
general jail ;deliveries.
Conversionlof debts' is all right so
long 'as they do not backslide after
being converted. •
'Bishop Geddes says that Eskimos
' would rather' hear Barry Ladder sing
than listen to the music of ..Chopin,
Mozart or Wagner. - In this .respect.
they are not different from, a great
many people, including Sir Hairy
himself.
In an eastern town it is related
that what was, three years ago, a
flourishing brokerage office is now
e laundry. There are such things
as legitimate wash sales.
Bi-metallism—A platinum blonde
who is also a gold-digger.
•
- Roger Babson claims to have pre-
dicted the slump, and, we'll believe
him if he can thaw that .he sold
every share he held.
The charge is now made that an-
other crowd besides the Beauharndis
tried to grab the St. Lawrence, and
that brings up another question: If
one is dying of thirst, is it proper
to steal a river.
It was not to be expected that men
like Herbert Samuel, Donald McLean
and Walter Runciman would lightly
abandon their free trade principles,
but they cauld hardly expect the
party which furnished most of tate
voting strength which returned the
National government to abandon its
protectionist veiws. Ramsay Mac-
Donald had, therefore, a delicate
task and he solved it by a drastic
change in what has for a century
been regarded as a fixed principle of
cabinet rule, viz., that the cabinet
speaks with one voice in public,
"fight like blazes" in council. It is
a bold experiment to allow disputes
originating in council to be continued
J
in the. Commons I -louse of -, Parlia-
uient,
Good highways encourage travel;
says a newspaper. All roads lead us
to roam.
•
No natter how successful, a public
loin may lie; it only shows that it is
easier to 'berme than to pay,
The international, settlententr of
Shanghai offers special advantages
these days in the cultivation of tact
and diplomacy.
The Armaments Opt thunder -strike
the walls of rock -built cities are
bidding motions quake and investors
tremble for their •capital
Genova oratory is a series of elo-
quent pleas for 'disarmament brist-
ling with ifs and buts.
A prominent railway reran in the
United States predicts that if con-
ditions do not soon improve most of
the railways will have• to go into the
hands of receivers. Well, it is not
as if the§ had to go it Wind. Many
of them have been there before, and
ought to know the way.
Ie all fairness it should be re-
membered that instalment buying de-
layed the slump by two or three
years.
Lord Kitchener had a clearer idea
than anyone else as to the duration,
but even at that he was at least
fourteen years out.
That ono et Boulder is called the
Hoover Dam. And we know of no
one more entitled to use one than
the same Hoover.
"The latter years of the late war
and the first years of the peace were
to Great Britain the most costly era
in her eventful history. There
seemed to be no limit to the drain
which the ministry and parliament
were disposed to make on the public
resources and no idea that present
profusion would lead to suture em-
barrassment. We continued our ex-
travagance from a habit of giving
and spending and with a total for -
"It's Luck
J
you have a Tele ._ne
pho
Jim Ross hadn't noticed the broken
fence until his favorite roan mare got
caught in the barbed wire and cut.
her leg.
It didn't seem a bad cut at first, but
blood poisoning set in and Jim
thought he was going to lose a valu-
able horse. A hurried telephone call
brought the veterinary surgeon.
"I think we can save her, Jim," the
veterinary said, "but another couple
of hours might have been too late.
It's lucky you have'a telephone."•
THE CLINTON NEWS -RECORD
gettulness that paper money must be
paid' in gold' and that loans contrac-
ted at a great. nominal loss become
permanent debts, of which it is not
always so easy to pay the.interest,"
The above paragraph is.:part; of an
editorial -which appeared in the Lon-
don' Times of Jan. 27,tnot 1932 but
1832. Note that it appearecl.seven-
teen years after the Battle of-Water-
loo;
fWo ter -loo, which, ended the war, and note,
too, that it is now quoted fourteen
years aftme the great war: 'Then, as
now, there was discontent, even riot-
ing, because machines were di'splec-
ing hand labor. Then, ag'now, there
was tniemloyrtent and- distress:
Britain emerged from the slough
then as she will now, but 'it was a
long process, Ye fearful saints, fresl3
eaurage take. " 2-listory • is merely
gaged in the tedious business of .re -
exalting itself, ..
PEOPLE . ARE , FEELING THE
PINCH IN FLORIDA; BUT'ARE
HAPPY, NOTWITH-
STANDING
E. A. Duncan of the Wiarton Can-
adian -Echo has been down south this
winter and he has been writing home
his impressions. ;The following may
be df interest:
"Dawn here in Florida, almost
every municipality W in about the
Same shape. Palmi Beach, twenty
miles north of 'here has $17,000,000
of just such paper fleating around
the United States. They cannot pay,
they are brokeeeDelr ay likewise owes
a million and a 'quarter such. Fort
Lauderdale likewise is down and
out financially. One blinks of the
people who own these %securities, Wi-
cicwrs,' old maids, business people-
whose
eoplewhose very breed and butter depend
en these interest eoupans being paid
when they fall due. Yet we speak
of the United States being the rich-
est country in the world. If Florida
is typical of the country as a whole,
it is a delusion, or dream. The -in-
dividual is brake, the municipalities
ate bankrupt. But with it all, the
people are bright and cheerful. Ev-
erybody
verybody here is poor, but they stili
live haul are getting enough to eat.
It is no disgrace to be poor. All
one's neighbors are likewise and
there is no contrast. After all, it is'
a matter of the mind,"
The Student Nurses
Han. Dr. J. M. Robb, minister of
health for Ontario, has stated that
it niay he necessary to take measures
to curtail the number of student
nurses, as abo it one-half of the
qualified nurses whose names are on
the register are at present unemploy-
ed. Dr. Robb callsupon the hospi-
tals to reduce the number of nurses -
in -training and intimates that unless
the hospitals do something of their
own accord to rectify conditions the
government may have to take action.
If action should later on be deem-
ed necessary it is to he hoped that
nothing more will: be heale of one
proposal that was put elle .rd a few
weeks ago, that propose' .reing that
the government should :pest that no
hospital with Less than fifty beds
should be permitted to train nurses.
This would, we think, work great
injustice to many of the smaller hos-
pitals throughout the province. Some
of these smaller "hospitals are doing
splendid service for the towns in
which they are located and the coun-
try for fifty -miles around. Any in-
terference with the usefulness of
these institutions would he greatly
resented. The girls who get their
training in these smaller hospitals
may he as well trained as any oth-
ers and get a wide variety of exper-
ience. But'the chief interest of the
public is in the hospitals, their pre-
sence and their maintenance in an ef-
ficient state for the publie service
they perform.
•
It may be, as Dr. Robb seems to
think, that •hospitald generally, large
and small, have been overdeveloping
the side of their work which .consists
in training student nurses, whereas
the main purpose of a hospital is to
minister to the ailing. There might
perhaps be encouraged -although
, not hastily enforced by law-- he idea
of preserving a certain ratio of stu-
dent nurses to the number of quali-
fied Purses employed in a hospital.
Even in this it would be 'necessary to
take into account all the difficulties
under which some,hositals are carried
on. -Toronto Star 'Weekly.
WORKMEN'S COMPENSATION
STATEMENT
•
During the month of January; a
total of 3,601 accidents were report-
ed to The Workmen's 'Compensation
Board, as compared with 4,236 for the
same month Iast year. The fatal
cages numbered 19, as against 21 last
January.
The total.benefits awarded amount-
ed to %$453,530.64, of which $363,621.-
34 was for compensation and $89,-
909.30 for medical aid. During Jan-
uary last year the total benefits a-
warded amounted to $580,403.11.
THIS MODEST CORNER IS DEDICATED
TO THE POETS
Here They Will Sing .You Their Songs—Shclletimes
Gay, Sometimes Sad„ But Always Helpful
and Inspiring•
If any lttle word of mine can make Their forms within my arms I hide,
a life the brighter, (No other arms are sure
If any little song of mine can The 'stern' may rage with :Eery wilds
make a heart the lighter, With etiusing faith each little child,
Gbcl help he speak that .little word,
and take my bit of; singing
And drop it in some lonely vale to
set the echoes. ringing; •
=D. S.
13urrell.
WHO IATA SEEN
'Who hath seen the beaver busied?
Who hath:watched `'the black -tail
mating?
Who hath lain alone to'hear the wild
goose cry?
Who hath worked the -chosen water
Where the ouananiche is waiting,
Or the sea -trout's .jumping -crazy
for the fly?.
Who hath smelt wood smoke at twi-
,light ?
Who 'hath heard the birch -log burn-
ing?
Who is quick to read the noises of
the night?
Let hint follow with the others
For the young men's feet are turning
To the camps of proved desire and
known delight." —Anon,
INSTEAD
'When I am dead foget me dear ,
Fel: I shall never know.
Though e'er my cold and lifeless form
Your burning tears should flow.
I'li cancel with my living voice
The debt you'll owe the dead;
Give me the love, you'd show pie then,
But give it now, instead.
And bring no wreaths , to deck any
grave,
For I shall never care,
Though all the flowers I loved true
most
Should grow and wither there.
I'll sell my chance; of nil the flowers
You'll lavish when I'm dead, .
For one small bunch of violets now;
So give then now, instead.'
What saints we are when we
gone,
But what's the use to 3110,
Of praises written on my tomb,
For other eyes to see:'
One Little simple word of praise
By lips we worship said,.
Is worth a dozen epitaphs,
Dear, say it now, insteend.
And faults that now are hard to
bear,
Oblivion then shall win;
Our sins are soon forgiven us,
When wo no more can sin.
But any kindly thought of me,
Do not keep until I'm dead,
I shall not know, I shall not care,
Just tell thein now, instead,
—E. J., Brantford.
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WHEN THE PAPER DOESN'T
COME
Ivry father says the paper he reads
ain't put up right
Ile finds a lot of fault, he does, per-
usin' it alI night.
He says there ain't a single thing in
it worth while to read,
And that it doesn't print the kind of
stuff, the pegple need.
ITe tossee t: aside and says it's strict-
ly on the bum—
But you ought to hear him holler
when the paper doesn't come.
He reads about the weddin's and he
snorts like all get out,
He reads the social drain's with a
most derisive shout,
He says they make the paper fo••the
'tvonen folks alone,
He'ii read about the parties and'he'li
fume and fret "and groan;
He says of information it doesn't
have a crumb—
But you ought to hear Hint holler.
when the paper doesn't •come.
He's always first to grab it and he
reads it, plumb clean through,
He doesn't hiss an item or a want
ad—this is trite. •
He says they don't know what we
want, the dura newspaper guys.
Pin going to take a day sometimes an'
go an' put 'em wise;
Sometimes it seems as though they
must be (blind and deaf and dumb
But you ought to hear him holler
when the paper doesn't conte.
—Author 'Unknown.
ARE ALL THE CHILDREN IN?'
The darkness falls, the wind is high,
Dense black •clouds fill the western
sky,
The storm will soon •begin;
The thunder roar, the lightning flash
I hear the great round rain=drops.
dash,
Are all the children in?
They're comingsoftly to my side,
;With mother feels secure
But future days are .drawing near,
They'll go 'frown this wane shelter
here
Out in the world's wide din,
The rain will fail, the cold winds blow,
I'll ,alt alone, and long to know,
Are all the children in?
Will they have shelter, them secure,
Whet* hearts are waiting strong and
• ,euro,
And love is true when tried,
Or will they find a broken reed,
When strength of heart they so much
need,
To help therm bear the tide.
God knows it all; His will is beat;
I'll shield them now, and -yield the
rest
In His most righteous hand?
Sometimes the souls Ile loves arc
riven,
By tempests wild are thus are driven,
Nearer the better laud.
If he should call us hone before,
The children land on that blessed.
shore, .
Afar from care and sin.
I know that I shall watch and wait,
Till the keeper of the gate
Lets all the children in.
.4 GRNTLEMIAN OF FIFTY
SOLILOQUIZES
Spine ten or twelve old "Menthe of
yours and mine,
If we spoke truly, are not friends
at all.
They never were. That accident di-
vine,
A friendship, not so often may be-
fall!
But as the doll years pass with
dragging feet,
Within them waxes, in us wane-,
esteem;
For weakly, and half conscious of de-
ceit.,
We gave them cause an equal love
to dream.
Could we have told some fool with
haggard face
Who bared his soul, ; so sure we'd
understand,
IIis little tragedy was eommonplaee?
We lied. We stretched to him . a
brother's hand.
He loved us for it, and mere ruth.
has kept
Our jaws from yawning while he
drooled and wept.
The valor cold to be ourselves we
lack;
And so from strands of kindness
misconstrued
And lenient moments, careless
threads and slack,
We're meshed within a web of halo-.
itude,
And often these are worthier amen
than w'e;
But that itself, in time, become
offense;
We're burdened with this .dainned
ndbility •
That's forced upon tis, which we
must recompense.
We loathe ourselves :Or being insin-
cere, •
And lavish generous deeds to 'hide
the fact:
For who would wound these hearts?
Thus we appear
Thrice loyal friends in word and
look and act!
And golden lies with which we save
them pain
But serve to make their true regard
more fain. '
Should chance strike out of me some
human' heat---;
Leap not at that and think to
grasp my soul!
I flee new bonds, ..Myself must still
retreat
Down devious ways to keep ane
free and whole.
Give me 'Your mind, and I will give
you mine;
Then should it change, no heart
twill •bleed of burn.
Give me your wits. I want no heart
of thine—
You'll ask too much of life -blood in
return.
There was a golden lad ' in years
long gone . .
We twain together left the 'ways of
men
And roamed the :starry heights; the
fields of dawn, '
In youth and gladness. This comes
not again.
Give me your mirth. It bores me
when you weep. .
My lovestyre-menet touch. They're
buried deep.
--Do' Marquis.
The road is wide and the stars are
out 'and the breath of night is
sweet,
And this is the time when wanderlust
should seize upon my feet,
But I'm glad to turn from the aper
road and the starlight on my face,.
And leave the splendor of out -of-
doors for a human ' dwelling
place.
I never have known 'a vagabond -who
really liked to roam,
All up and down the streets of the
world and never• have a home.
The tramp • who slept in your barn
! Wet night and lent at the break
of day
Will wander on until- he finds moth-
, • er place to stay.
The Gipsy man sleeps in his cart
with canvas overhead,
Or else he crawls into a tent when it
is time for bed.
•
He will take his ease upon the grass
aslong as the sun is high •
But when it is dark he wants a roof
to keep away the sky.
If you call the Gypsy a vagabond I.
think you do him wrong,
For he never goes a -traveling but he
takes his home along. '
And' the only reason a read is good,
as every wanderer knows,
Is just because of the homes, the
homes, the homes to which he
goes.
They say life is a highway and its
Milestones are the years,
And new and then there's a toil -gate
where you pay your way with
tears.
It's a rough road and a steep road
and it stretehs broad and fat•,
But it leads at Inst to a Golden Town
where Golden houses are.
—Joyce Kilmer.
ALL BEHIND!
"Everything's gone behind!" she
said,
With a sigh and a sorrowful shake
of the heat!.
"There's not a corner that's 'fit to be
seen;
The whole of the house wants a gond
spring-clean.'
For nothing's 'been done in a skillful
way,
In its own right time, on its awn
right day.
My temper is short and my forehead
is lined;
No wonder, when everything's all
behind!"
Just so. But think: did you ever
eneei
A woman, all human and true and
sweet,
Who was absolutely "in front" of
things?
Who never took off her eagle's
wings?
A. woman whose washing was al-
ways dry
Long before Monday was quite gone
by;
Whose ironing was finished and put
to rights,
And aired and mended on Tuesday
nights?
A woman whose hall was always
tidy;
Whose cupboards were always turn-
ed out on Friday:
Whose children were always asleep
in bed .
And dreaming, when anything pri-
vate was said:
A woman who wrought with a
tranquil mind;
And never—no, never—got all be-
hind?
Well I never met her! It semis to
me,
As -long as we're this side Eternity,
We were meant to strive; we were
meant to. grow;
And we can't if life is too easy, you
know'.
So the only plan and the only way
Is to act as if life were but one
short day;
Beipg gentle and nice till set of sun
Not worrying either o'er tasks un-
done.
Nor grieving over an upset plan,'
Just doing as much as two 'hands
can.
Olh, He Wlho made us and understands
Could have given us each a hundred
hands;
Have altered our houses quite una-
wares;
Supplied us all with hot water up-
etairs!
And porcelain sinks and washing
%machines,
And non -staining apples, potatoes,
and beaus.
Have kept us in garments that wax
not old;
With elves for the bairns of cast-
iron mould.
He could have given us money in
1 plenty;
With men and maidservants at least
five -and -twenty.
In short, had He wished it, 'tie ears
tainly true,
He could have given us --nothing to
dol
But oh! 'God had -a diviner plan
For Iuring the +better -half of reran.
The small cheap hiuse and the scanty
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wages ,
Aro linked up with the undying ages,
May bring forth fruit of exotic' worth,
Ripened •fos• heaven, matured on
earth.
And the poor little garden where
they grew
Won't matter the tiniest bit to you.
Yes; many who here were always
"last"'
Will be `first" when probation time
is past.
And -then it will seem worth while
to find •
That the angels don't reckon us, all
behind!
—Fay Inchfawim,
CLEVER MAN AN ASSET TO ANY
COUNTRY
A junk dealer and police court in-
terpreter, who had helped many an
applicant from Russia and Slavic
countries of Europe to obtain natur-
alization papers was laughing hear-
tily over the experience of a fellow
countryman of his, wpm went to get
his citizenship papers in the United
States. This is what happened
Bern?
Yes, sir.
Where?
Russia.
Why did you leave Russia?
Because I could not take it with
0 0,
Where were your forefathers
Ir orn ?
I had only one father.
Your business.
Rettelm,
Where is Washington'?
He is dead.
Do you promise to support
- IIew could I with a wife and
three children.
What state are you in now?
Terrible.
If the Prel:ident and Vice -Presi-
dent died, who would rake charge?
The undertaken:.
Who discovered America?
Columbus.
Where is he mow?
Ohio.
Where was the Declaration of In-
clependenee signed?
At the bottom.
Were you' convicted of a cringe?
No, I always had a good lawyer,
Do you know why the hand of the
Statue of Liberty is 11 inches long?
Yoh, because if it were 12 it would
be a font.
FREE LIGHT AND POWER FOR
MONTH IN • OSHAWA
Oshawa, Feb. 7. --Electric light and
power consumers of Oshawa are lik-
ely to enjoy- the: unusual experience
of having free light and power for a
11100111 in the near future, as a result
of the decision of the Ontario Hydros
Electric Power Commission as to how
the local Commission should use its
Targe surplus. This surplus now a-
motmnts to some $60,000, and the Pro-
vincial Connnission refused to allow
th'e local body to transfer that mon-
ey, on loan, from the electrical de-
partment to the waterworks depart-
ment to be used in financing the
construction of a new filtration
plant. It has, however, placed two
alternatives before the Oshawa Com-
mission; The first that this money-
be
oneybe used to retire debentures for the
purchase of the electric system itr
advance of the due elates, or, second-
ly, that all consumers be given it
rebate of one month's power bills.
While the Public Utilities Commis-
sion has not yet met to discuss the
matter, the formal notice not having
been received, it is understood that
the proposal of give a month's re-
bate on bills will meet with most
favor in the eyes of the Commnissioe-
ers, and will 111 all probability be
accepted&
LOTS OF VARIETY ON
"VAGABOND CRUISES"
"Vagabond cruises" to the Wrest
Indies offered this winter and spring
by the Canadian National freighters
"Canadian. Skirmisher and "Canadian
Pathfinder" might justly be termed
"International cruises." Points of
call for these comfortable steamers,
which have been fitted out with ac-
commodation for a limited number of
passengers, include Polito Rico, which
is United States territory; Guade-
loupe and Martinique, which aro
French; 'Barbados, Trinidad and oth-
er islands which are British,
Already five of these cruises have
been operated by the Steamship Com-
pany and that they hold a popular
appeal is indicated by the fact that
bookings have been heavy, They are
designed especially for those who de-
sire a leisurely cruise without fuss or
bother, such as the necessity of "dres-
sing" for dinner, one of the minor
irritations which for many peoplemar the pleasure of a sea holiday.
Five more vagabond cruises will be
operated by the Canadian National
Steamships between now and the
end of April.
Wrigley told his son, "no matter
what the conditionof business is,
never stop advertising. And this is
froma pian who had spent $100,000,-
000 in advertising. And ire's the chap
who has lots of money to give away.
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