Clinton News-Record, 1949-06-16, Page 1THE NEW ERA -84th YEAR
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CLINTON, ONTARIO, THURSDAY, JUNE 16, 1949
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IMRE ARE A COUPLE OF NICE
fish for you! . "Raz" Pock-
lington returned home from a
fishing trip with Dr: E. A. Me -
Master, Seaforth, in the Georgian
Bay, near Magnetewan, last week,
bringing with him a Northern
pike, which had a length of 34
inches and weighed 121 pounds
He plans to have the beauty
stuffed as a keepsake of his ex-
perience . .
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THE OTHER BEAUTY WAS
caught much nearer home - in
fact, just a little distance outside
the town from a public bridge
on the Bayfield Road! , This
really was a dandy --.an 18 -inch
speckled trout, which was caught
by Nick Kinach, Collegiate teach-
er, with a fly . When some-
thing started to tug at his line,
he coudn't believe it, but held
on anyway and landed the fish ...
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A DEPUTATION FROM CLIN-
ton flown Council will meet Hon.
George H. Doucett, Ontario Min-
ister of Highways, at the Par-
liament Buildings, Toronto, to-
morrow, with reference to the
proposed pavement on the high-
way connecting links here .
The group are Mayor R. Y. Hattin,
Reeve G. W. Nott, Street chair-
man, and Aid. N. W. Trewartha,
Itemize chairman, who will be
introduced by the Huron MLA,
Tom
Tek Pryde . . We wish' them
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THE POWER WAS OFF ALL
Tuesday evening in our office -a
situation that held up the pro-
duction of this week's NEWS -
RECORD considerably That
was smell penatly for the lovely
rain, however . ,
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CONGRATULATIONS TO
Squadron Leader Harold M.
Carioni London, formerly of
Clinton, who wes invested as a
member of the Order of. the
British Empire at an investiture
in London yesterday He
served at Clinton RCAF Station
until his discharge a year or two
ago The family moved to
London last fall . ,
Former Clintonian
Notices Changes
A man who left Clinton in
1902, returned last week to find
many changes, He was R. Milton
MaCool, superintendentof the
United Farmers of Albert Cent-
ral Co-operative stores, Calgary,
Alta„ and a former UFA MLA
for Cochrane riding, Alberta,
from 1926-35.
Mr. and Mrs. McCool visited
various relatives in this district
including James W. McCool, and
Ernest and Miss Edna McGee,
Londesboro; Mrs. Norman Gar-
rett, Blyth; Fred McCool, Clin-
ton; and Mr, and Mrs. Peter Mc-
Gee, Bayfjeld. They planned e
trip to Montreal, Ottawa, Toron-
to, Cleveland, Chicago, and St.
Paul, before returning home.
Mr. • McCool is a son of the
late James McCool, who kept a
horse livery across from the old
Rattenbury House, Clinton, on
the present site of Layton's Gar-
age. He recalls some old land-
marks such as Fair's Mill, now
Manning's Garage; Graham Ho-
tel, now Russell Jervis store and
apartments; Claredon Hotel, later
the Normandie, now a vacant lot
opposite the Post Office.
COMING EVENTS
Huron -Perth League Baseball,
Clinton Community Perk, Mon-
day, June 20, 6.50 p.m. Clinton
RCAF vs. Clinton Colts. 24-b
Clinton Junior Farmers' Dance,
Bayfield Pavilion, Wednesday,
June 22, McDowell's Orchestra.
Admission, 50 cents. 24-b
Clinton Horse Races, Wednes-
day, June 22, 2 p.m. (DST).
22-23-b
Play, "The Dutch Detective,"
presented by Hackett's and
Blake's Churches in Grace Church,
Porter's Hill, Friday, June 24,
8.30 p.m. . 24-b
Garden Party, auspices Varna
WA, on lawn of Mr, and Mrs.
Fred Reid, two miles west of
Varna, Friday, June 24, supper
6-8, followed by good program.
24-b
Meet ole friends, make new
ones, at Crystal Palace Ballroom,
Mitchell, every Friday night,
good Olde Tyme Dance with Don
Robertson and Ranch Boys.
24-p
Navy League Tag Day, Satur-
day, June 25, auspices Ladies'
Auxiliary, Canadian Legion.
24-25-b
Clinton Lions Club Frolic, Wed-
nesday, June 29. ' Fun 'galore!
Giant Bingo, games, refreshment
booth. Draw for car or tractor.
Admission free. Dance, Town
Hall, Norman Carnegie Orchest-
ra. 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. Admission
75 cents. 23-24-25-x
Remember the date!!! Saturday,
October 15. Bazaar, auspices
Ladies' Auxiliary, Canadian Leg-
ion. - 24-b
The Weather
1949 1948
High Low High Low
June 9 76 38 70 48
10 79 41 75. 41
11 88 51 71 65
la 12 90 63 66 49
a"' 13 86 86 73 41
14 88 89 77 42
15 82 67 66 36
Rain: 1.51 inches Rain; 1.81 inches
Heavy Downpour Finally Ends Long Drought
Three.
In Each
Riding
Electors ofthe ridings of North
Huron and Huron Perth will have
the choice of three candidates in
the Federal Election on Monday,
June 27, es the three parties -
Liberal, Progressive Conservative,
and CCF --all put up candidates
when official nomination¢ were
held on Monday afternoon before
sparse audiences.
In Huron -Perth, the Returning
Officer, J. M. Southcott, Exeter,
presided in the Town Hall, Hen-
sel'. Candidates are J. ELGIN
McKINLEY, Stanley Township,
farmer, Progressive Conservative;
ANDREW Y. McLEAN, Seaforth,
publisher, Liberal; and J. R.
PETERS, Hullett Township,
clergyman, Cooperative Common-
wealth Federation.
North Huron Nominations
In North Huron, Returning
Officer IL J. Fisher and Election
Clerk M. H. Martin, Goderich,
were in attendance between 1
and 3 p.m. (DST) at the Town
Hall, Wingham, but the nomina-
tions, with 5200 deposit each, had
been made several days before,
including a minimum of ten
names as required by law.
The cendidates and their of-
ficial agents are: HARRY CHAR-
LES BURROWS, Grey Township,
farmer, Cooperative Common-
wealth Federation; agent, J. G.
Webster, Wingham; LEWIS EL-
STON CARDIFF, Morris Town-
shairy farmer, Progressive Con-
servative; agent, Robert J. Bow-
man, Brussels; ROBERT SCOTT
HETHERINGTON, Wingham, bar-
rister, Liberal; agent, J, A. Wil-
son, Wingham.
Leas than 25 persons were In
the hall when speaking started'.
h. J, Bowman was voted to the
chair. By arrangement among
the candidates, five minutes' time
was allowed each, with two min-
utes' reply by Mr. Cardiff.
L. E. Cardiff
L. E. Cardiff said he had rep-
resented the riding for nine years.
It was an agricultural riding and
be was a farmer, understanding
the problems of the farmer, as
well as others. He was convinced
that the Progressive Conservative
party had the best platform for all.
"We've had a government that
is tired out -in office too long.
Fourteen years is too long," he
declared, "as in a ease like that,
you always have en accumulation
cl ublic
payroll. Taxes ere too arty rs on hhige h and
must be reduced, and there are a
lot of men on the payroll that
shouldn't be there." He said that
there were 25,000 more civil
servants now than at the end of
the war.
Mr. Cardiff stated that during
the Bennett regime 300 orders -in -
council had been passed, but with
this government, 20,000 orders -in -
council had been passed since the
end of the war. That was a ser-
ious situation.
Harry C. Burrows
Harry C. Burrows stated that
he egreed with Mr. Cardiff about
the Liberal Government being
"too olds" but the CCF maintain-
ed that both old parties were too
old, "They have dwelt in marble
halls too long; they have lost
touch with the common man," he
declared.
Mr. Burrows pointed out that
the townships and villages of
Huron County had lost popula-
tion since 1900, with so many
flocking to the cities. The cause
of the evil was in the economic
set-up. He favoured equalizing
opportunities for all; the huge
monopolists should be controlled.
"We are not against free
enterprise," Mr. Burrows said;
"we don't care how many farms
you own. We're not a bunch of
monkeys; we are sensible men."
R. S. Hetherington
R. S. Hetherington declared.
thet the Liberal Government was
strong enough to maintain our
way of life, a progressive system
under free - enterprise which be-
lieved in heavy taxation of the big
groups end social security.
Mr. Hetherington stated there
was a lot of bogey about the
great wealth of somepeople and
soaking the rich. The present
system was designed to •share the
wealth. The Liberal policy was
to increase the welfare of farm-
ers and others.
The speaker maintained that it
didn't matter what occupation a
man had before becoming a mem-
ber, he should represent all the
people at Ottawa when he was
elected. He was born on a farm
and knew farm conditions, and
figured he could represent the
riding es well as Mr. Cardiff;
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McCLINCiiEY--STOCK
A quiet wedding was solemniz-
ed at the parsonage of Welling-
ton Street United Church, Lon-
don, when Charlotte, eldest dau-
ghter of Mr. and Mrs. M. J..
Stock, i clmesville, became the
bride of William McClinehey, son
of Mr. and Mrs. William Me-
Clinchey, Holm.esville. Rev. 3. W.
Hunt officiated.
The bridal couple were attend-
ed by Mr. and Mrs. Gould
Olivestre, London.
Following a reeept#on at the
Seven Dwarfs Inn, London, Mr.
and Mrs. McClinehey left' for a
short honeymoon. On their re-
turn they will live on Elgin St.,
London.
Champion Judges Are Declared
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Spirited competition featured the Huron County Achievement Day judging contests held at the
Anglican Church Camp, south of Bayfield, on Saturday, Above, left to right, are shown:
ELLA NETHERY, 15, Blyth, who won the junior championship in livestock judging against
36 boy competitors; R. GORDON BENNETT, Clinton, agricultural representative for Huron
County; JOHN CAMPBELL, who made the highest score in livestock judging and won the
intermediate division. .
SPECIAL MEETING
PLANNED JUNE 23
ON SCHOOL AREAS
The concluding session of the
June meeting of Huron County
Council was marked by a lively
discussion on the boundaries of
high school areas that took up the
greater part of Friday afternoon.
The debate took place following
a recommendation of the consul-
tative committee that Brussels
and parts of Morris and Grey
Townships be added to Wingham
High School District.
Reeve John McNabb, Grey, in
asking that action be deferred,
declared that it is beyond reason
to ask Grey Township pupils to
go , 20 miles to Wingham when
they are only ten miles from Sea -
forth.
Reeve J. D. Beecroft, East
Wawanosh, chairman of the com-
mittee, stated that every co-op-
eration had been given the muni-
cipalities; end, Inspector J;' H.
'Kinkead told of -the steps taken'
regarding the Brussels area be-
fore making the recommendation,
Reeve R. B. Cousins, Brussels,
pointed out that it would mean a
great deal to that municipality,
which is faced with $4,000 e year
in transportation, Brussels is
willing to carry on as a con-
tinuation school, he said, provid-
ing the municipalities will pay
transportation costs.
Reeve Sills, Seaforth, also ask-
ed deferment, so that the by-laws
governing the boundaries of high
school districts might be studied.
Seaforth should have been in-
formed, and had been unfairly
dealt with, he declared.
Finally, on a division vote of
14-12, a motion by Reeves Sills
and E. Lawson was endorsed, that
a special meeting of the County
Council be called on June 23 to
decide on the areas prescribed in
the by-laws presented by the
consultative committee.
These by-laws would allocate
a portion of Morris Township to
Clinton High School District; a
portion. of Morris to Seaforth;
and Brussels and portions of Mor-
ris and Grey to Wingham district.
Change of Name
Endorsation was given a motion
by Reeves Sills and Lawson that
the wish of the present Exeter
High School District Board be ac-
ceded to and the name be chang-
ed to "South Huron High School
District Board."
Antique Collection
The property committee report -
ea that the J. H. Neill collection
of antiques was bought for $3,000,
but no piece as yet had been
obtained to house it;
Girl Wins
In Junior
Judging
Ella Nethery, Blyth, stole the
show at Bayfield Saturday at the
annual Achievement Day com-
petitions of Huron County Junior
Farmers Clubs and Junior Home-
making Clubs. Thirty-six boys
competed for the county champ-
ionship in livestook-judging,
while 90 girls competedfor the
county championships in home-
making arts.
Ella, .15-.year-old:.,deughter.. of
Mr. and Mrs. Gilbert Nethery,
Blyth, ignored the 90, competed
against the 36, and won the jun-
ior championship in a contest that
called for the jii j 1ng.,of . eight
classes of cattle, swine, horses,
and sheep.
Highest Iivestock-judging score
of the day was made by John
Campbell, Clinton with 590 points;
he won the intermediate division
of the contest. Senior winner
was Glen Wise, RR. 3, Clinton,
with 569 points. Ella Nethery top-
ped the junior boys, against whom
She was the only girl competitor,
with 543 points. Contestants in
the three divisions of the live-
stock -judging competition were
from Junior Farmer Clubs at
Exeter, Clinton, and Dungannon
-plus Ella.
Winners Announced
Winners in the various sections
of the Judging Competition were
as follows (number of competit-
ors in brackets):
Junior (24) - Ella Nethery,
Blyth, 543 points out of 650;
Intermediate (10) - John Camp-
bell, Bayfield, 590 out of 650;
Senior (4) - Glen Wise, Clin-
ton, 569 out of 650.
Winners of special awards were
as follows:
Chicago trip to 4-11 Club Con-
gress -for beet scores in seed and
livestock judging -George Turton,
19, R.R. 5, Goderich; Shield, do-
nated by CNE, for highest ag-
gregate in novice claw - Ella
Nethery, RR, 1, Blyth; silver cup,
donated by Carnation Co,, for
highest aggregate in dairy sec-
tion - John Campbell, 19, Bay-
field; silver cup, donated by Wil-
liam Stone and Sons Ltd., for
highest score in swine section .-
Jim Lobb, RR. 1, Clinton; silver
cup, donated by Blatchford Feeds,
(Continued on Page 'Four)
CARLOW LODGE
CELEBRATES 75th
ANNIVERSARY
Maacns from all over this
district gathered in Auburn re-
cently for the celebration of the
75th anniversary of Morning
Star Lodge, No. 309 G.R.C:,
Carlow.
A turkey dinner was served by
women of Auburn Memorial Hall
Committee, in Knox United
Church, and members of the lodge
were espeeially pleased at mark-
ing their anniversary there as
they arranged. for laying its cor-
ner stone in 1904.
Guest speaker, Rt. Wor. Bro.
James P. Maher, Toronto, Deputy
Grand Master Grand Lodge of
Canada, Province of Ontario, ac-
companied by many brethren,
paid -.a.. short ' visit to the lodge
rooms at Carlow and to the Dun-
lop tomb, Saltford.
On their return, the members
and guests gathered in Foresters
Hall, where: they were entertain-
ed by "The Archie. McCullough
Concert Party," London. Rt. Wor.
Bro. A. R. Scott and W. M. Wil-
liam Ross, Maitland Lodge, Gode-
rich, presented a new Bible to
the lodge.
Addresses were made by Rt.
Wor. Bro. Van Wyck, DDGM,
North Huron; Rt. Wor. Bro. Dr.
J. W. Shaw, PDDGNI, Clinton;
Bro. Rev. R. G. Mc1Vlillran, Gode-
rich; Rt. Wor, Bro. Nelson Hart,
London; and Rt. Wor. Bro. George
11. Jefferson, PDDGM, Clinton.
Rt. Wor. Bro. H. J. Kastner,
Sebringville, DDGM of South
Huron Distreti, introduced the
guest of the evening, Rt; Wor.
Bro. James P. Maher, Deputy
Grand Master. A handsome sil-
ver tray was presented to Rt.
Wor. Bro. Maher, and roses to
the ladies of the concert party.
The Lodge was formed in 1874
with 11 charter members. Wor.
Bro. Col. John Varese, Carlow,
was the first WM, and Wor. Bro.
George Hallam, Auburn, is the
present WM.
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RICHMAN-MAIR
Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Mair, Lon-
don, Ontario, formerly of this
dsitriet, announce the marriage
of their only daughter, Erma
Doreen, to A. J. Richman, son of:
Mr. and Mrs. Richman, Montreal,
Que, The marriage took place
on Saturday, June 11, in Van-
couver, B.C.
The couple will spend pert of
their honeymoon travelling
through the Canadian Rockies,
Banff and Lake Louise.
• Children Enjoyed Air Force Day
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Air Force Day Saturday last attracted a crowd esthnated at between 8,000 and 9000 to RCAF
Station, Clinton, including thousands ,of children who thoroughly enjoyed the disp�iay, especially
the aerobatics. Pictures above, looking at radio photos, are SGT: WILLIAM TURNBULL, Clinton,
with his two chit/ben; JOY, four, en the left, and JILL, three, on the right,
Helps Situation.
But Much Damage
Coalition Sweeps
British Columbia
Premier Johnston's Coalition
Government headed for a land-
slide . victory as returns rolled
in from British Columbia's pro-
vincial election yesterday. ,
The CCF, which had 11 mem-
bers in the last' Legislature, at a
late hour last night, had elected
only five members, including its
leader, 42 -year-old Harold Winch.
The coalition -made up of Lib-
erals and Progressive C'onserva-
tives--elected 37 members and
held a lead in five constituencies.
The CCF held a lead only in
Burnaby.
Estimated.
Over $,(}0o
At Big Day
"Mr Force Day" was celebrated
in right royal fashion at RCAF
Station, Clinton, on Saturday af-
ternoon and evening.
A crowd, estimated at between
8,000 and 9,000, attended one of
the finest shows in the history of
the local Station, the throng com-
ing for many miles from all over
Western Ontario to this focal
point.
Traffic on adjacent highways
was very .heavy. Hundreds of
automobiles were parked in the
huge parking lot across from the
Station. Thousands, streaming
'through the gates, kept a sub-
stantial staff of ticket takers on
the hop.
The rush started at noon, and
continued right until midnight.
In the evening; the main attrac-
tion was a huge dance in the
Drill Hall, with "more than 1,300
persons paying their way to dance
to Boyd Valleau's Orchestra from
Casa Loma, Toronto.
Won by Youngster
Shortly before midnight, the
drew was made for a $425 radio.
and record player, complete with
FM antenna, grand gate prize on
free admission tickets. Flt. Lt.
G. G. Agnew acted as master of
ceremonies over the loudspeaker,
and the draw for the ticket was
made by Shirley Harmer, vocalist
Iwith the orchestra.
From seven tickets drawn at
first, that of Gordon Jenkins,
seven-year-old son of Mr. and
Mrs. William Jenkins, RR 1, Clin-
ton, was the lucky one. With his
parents, he had attended the show
in the afternoon.
Roused from bed with news of
the win, the parents took the
boy to RCAF Station to claim
the prize. They could hardly
credit his good fortune.
Two airmen on the Station won
the door prizes for the dance -a
mantel radio and a sun lounge,
Thanked by CO
When the draw was made for
the radio, Wing Commander A.
C. Hu11, DFC, commanding offic-
er of the Station, in an address
over the loudspeaker system, ex-
pressed the hearty thanks of the
officers and personnel of the Sta-
tion for the excellent attendance
on Air Force Day, and for the
fine cooperation extended by
everyone throughout. He hoped
that next year's Air Force Day
would be even better than the
1949 edition,
Wonderful Show
Outstanding during the after-
noon were the display of radio
and radar equipment in the Drill
Hall, the exhibition of aerobatics
over the Station by various types
of aircreft, and the swimming
display in the pool by members
of Hamilton Aquatic Club.
The programme pretty well
followed that published in last
week's issue, except that the jet
airshpw had to be called off on
account of engine trouble at Cen-
tralia. Reports of the soccer,
softball and baseball matches are
reported elsewhere in this issue.
New Teacher Engaged.
For Staff of CDCI
J. A. Seaman, Toronto, has
been engaged by Clinton District
Collegiate Institute Board es
teacher to succeed N. W. Klnach,
specialist in agriculture who• is
going to Saitfleet Township Dist-
rict High School in September.
A graduate in natural science
from the Faculty of Arts, Uni-
versity of Toronto, Mr. Seaman
is a 1949 graduate of Ontario
College of Education. He is un-
married.
Appointment was confirmed at
the June meeting of the Board
when all members were present
except Trustees Frank Fingland
and G. R. Foster. The Board
granted the annual request of
Rev. Father S. J. McDonald for
the use of two rooms for the
period July 4-15 to hold a school -
of religious instruction,
Principal E. A. Fines' report
for May indicated an enrolment
of 232, with an average attendance
of 219.6 or 94.7 per cent.
The drought, which had plagued
this district . and a large portion
of Ontario for nearly • a month,
came to an end Tuesday evening
with an electrical storm which
cut off electric power for several
hours; and' which provided much-
needed moisture for dying pas-
tures and' shrivelling crops.
However, the real downpour
came yesterday. After "spitting"
during the early afternoon, the
rain settled down in earnest
about four o'clock, and continued
in torrents, for four solid hours,
Later in the evennig and during
the night, rain also fell, but not
in such quantities.
The heavy rainfall is expected
to go a long way toward saving
some of the crops, but consider-
able damage was done before the
manna came from heaven Tues-
day and yesterday.
A peculiar situation existed on
Monday, when showers were re-.
ported from Stratford, Seaforth,
Exeter, Hensall, and Windham,
but the immediate Clinton area
escaped entirely.
Be -Seeding Needed
Commenting on heavy frosts
early last week, R. Gordon Ben-
nett, Clinton, agricultural repre-
sentative for Huron, stated that
many bean and corn fields had
been blackened through frost, and
in many cases, re -seeding of these
crops would be necessary. Clover
and alfalfa also were herd -hit,
Milk production continued to
decline lest week, but the regent
rainfall undoubtedly will give
some pastures -and consequently
milk production --a big boost.
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Rev. Hugh C. WiIson's
Induction June 30
Huron Presbytery of the Unit-.
ed 'Church of Canada has arrang-
ed for the induction of Rev. Hugh
C. Wilson, now minister at Brus-
sels, as minister of Wesley -
Willis Unjted Church, Clinton. He
will. succeed Rev. Andrew Lane,
who is going to Brussels,
The induction ceremony will
be held in Wesley -Willis Church
at 8 p.m., on Thursday, June 30,
with the on
of Presbytery,
Rev. Stanley H. Brenton, in
charge. Rev. Mr. Brenton will
address the congregation and
Rev. W. J. Woolfrey, minister of
Ontario St. United Church, Clin-
ton, will address the minister,
Officers Promoted
At RCAF Station Here
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Among 78Ontario officers
whose names appear in the RCA
F's semi-annual promotion list,
effective June 1, are the following
personnel of RCAF (Regular) of
RCAF Station, Clinton:
Flight Lieutenant to Squadron
Leader -Dr. Noel St.George Wade;
Flying Officer to Flight Lieuten-
ant-Philip
ieuten-
ant Philip O. Jones, Albert St,
Clinton; J. V. Watson, DFC, Ex-
eter.
The , following officers, also
promoted, have been at RCAF
Station, Clinton, during the past
18 months:
Flight Lieutenant to Squadron
Leader -Douglas W. Henry, DFC,
Kincardine; E. J. Greenway, East -
view; W. A. Hockney, Goderieh;
Flying Officer to Flight Lieuten-
ant - J. L. Nicholson, Huron St,
Clinton; Albert Bowen, formerly
of Riattenbury St. E., Clinton; M.
W. Dempsey, formerly of Clinton.
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Amos Ball Elected
Family Reunion Head
The Ball family reunion was
held on Saturday afternoon, June
11, at the Lions' Park, Seaforth,
with approximately 100 of the
family connection present.
Activities • took the form of
games and races which were en-
joyed especially by the juniors.
The prize for the oldest member
present went to John G. Gibbing's,
Clinton; That for the youngest
member went to William Ronald
Vodden, son of Mr. and Mrs. Leon-
ard Vodden.
Officers chosen for next year's
reunion were: President, Amos
Ball; secretary, C. O. Martin;
committee: Wilfred Penfound,
Leslie Ball and Roxy Ball.
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QUILTS PRESENTED
The matron and officials of
Huron County Home are very
grateful to Mrs. John !McMillan
and her faithful' group of work-
ers of the Mc1{illop branch of the
WMS of First Presbyterian
Church, Seaforth, for the gift of
two very lovely quilts. The pre-
sentation was made at the home
on Friday afternoon last,
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According to an eye witness of
the atomic bombing in Nagasaki,
the people wearing white were
not hurt nearly as much as those
wearing colors. Advertisements
in the railroad station showed
the bleak printing' obliterated,
while the surrounding white paper
was untouched.
A Senile for Today
Perhaps a Trunk -tat!
She: "I wish I had enough
money to . buy an elephant."
He: "Why do you want are ele-
phant?"
She: I don't, I just want the
money"(