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The Clinton News Record, 1916-07-27, Page 4lifaisoinsiestseseeastasaiseseemenseesimasese Clinton News -Record July 27th, 19I0 Baificeld Privates \tilber• Erwin an lid. Trt a s d Mandelsloh of the li,Sth .Batt spent Sunday last with the former's par- ents, Mr, and Mrs. li. W. ErWin. Mrs. Alwat' and family ;of Lobo arrived last week and are now nova pyiag their summer cottage in Lake Side. Park. Bliss Winters of Seaforth was the guest of Mrs. ':'racy at her summer cottage on the Terrace. Mr. P. D. Lang of Berlin spent Sunday in the village. Varna Rev. Mr. Miller arrived from. verton..on Monday to join his wife and family, who have been visiting at Mr. William Clark's,. Next Tuesday will be 'M'ania's Civic holiday and the congregations of all three churches are expected to• picnic at balmy Ilaylield. Mr. 3, 3. Keyes and fancily N,'110 have been Holidaying here and 'at Bayfield for three weeks or so, lett on Wednesday% to' retorts at Nash- ville. Tennessee, The responsible po- sition; held by Mr. Keyes, ' that of 'Superintendent of Education for the city, would it would seem, call for a more lengthy holiday' than he has had but the duties are onerous and - he has to be pretty much on the spot Superintendent Ke}r though likes to get backto the old home township when he call and enjoys every hour of his stay. Ills eldest son remains for a few weeks longer with his un- -cle, Bir. Logan. The Presbyterian garden party on Tuesday evening was attended by the usual throng. A lengthy and much enjoyed musical program was given by the Clinton. brass and pipe bands and by the. Tipperary fife and drum baud. The pipes in particular caught the crowd and The Tips excelled themselves. It would be hard to find a musical aggregation which presents a finer appearance than these same Tips. The garden party receipts; by the -way, are well worth putting on record, amounting as they did to two hundred dollars. Mrs. Scott and daughter of ('hica-, go arc visiting her sister and her brothers, Messrs. Dennison. Mr. Page of London will occupy the Methodist pulpit next Sunday even- ing. Miss Clete Dunford of Clinton is visiting at the home of Mr. and :Yrs, Albert Horner. • Pte. Morris Johnston of Niagara spent the week-end"at his home here, Mr. J. W. Reid hag treated himself and family to a new Grant Six car, Mr. Harvey RelS of the Dental Col- lege, Toronto, is spending a few well earned holidays under the paren- tal roof. n Mr. and Mrs.. Childs of London d0 are visiting at the parsonage this week, News -Record means News -Leader, Baaiifielrl. :ore Bayfield News age Is.) Anniversary; services will he, held in the Methodist church an Sunday next the preacher to be Rev: A. Sinclair, of Hodmesville; Special singing: Mr, and Mrs. dale of Stratford were the guests of Mr's.:Hale's par- ents, Mr. and files. 'Phos, king, over Sunday, • Mr: and lIes. .1. Cl. Stanbury and final}of Lxeter are spending the summer in the old botnestearl on the square. Mrs. E. A. Sander and daughter of Berlin; who spent the past three Weeks with her parents, Mr. and Mrs H. W. Erwin, returned to her home on Sunday, she was accompani• - ed by, her mother, Mrs. b Twin. Misses l"Io and Ada :Bingley of De- troit are spending their: vacation in the village. Mr. Tracy of Berlin ,joined his.fam- ily on Sunday. until will spend the 'week in the village. Misses lifonta Kilbouru and Alice Mitchell of London are the guests of Mrs. Stothers Ira Lake Side Park, Miss Marion Dray of London is the guest of Miss b'loy Edwards this tveelt, Messrs, 1). R. Taylor of Montreal, J. F. Philips of London, Miss I. An- uiadsou Miss A, Roberts, Loudon; Miss B. E. Nixon, P', Davey, D. Rus- sel and wife of London, Miss Edgar Miss A. Edgar, Sault Ste. Marie, H. ii. Creswell, Sealortit, • Mr. and Mrs. All. Haslam, Devils Lake,. Da- kota, Mrs. Arthur Brown and daugh- ter, Miss Edith Brown of London, Miss `Kate Evans, London; Mr. and Mrs. IVL. Tracey and famil}t of Berlin are guests at the Albion. Mrs. Northcott and family, and the Misses Jenkine of London are the guests of Mr. and Mrs. Chapman at their succinct residence in Lake Side Park. The Misses Martindale of London are occupying their summer cottage in, Lake Side Park, Mr. and Mrs. Newman and daughter Miss ,Marie Newman of Detroit were ltheguests of Mrs, (Dr.) Atkinson the past week, Mr. Charles Edwards anti wife of , Toronto, Mr. A. G. Simms, Detroit, Miss Baxter, London, Me. and Mrs. Lovell, Silas Hannah, Miss Ethel Hannah, Mr. and Mrs. Carswell, Lon- don, Miss Elizabeth Ferguson, Tor- onto, Mr. and Mrs. "Harley Brown. Miss Margaret Brown, Mr, Boucher, Mrs. Boucher, anal, family and mail, London, Miss Drury, Mr, David Dru- ry, Prancis Drury, Winnipeg, Miss Edith Hyatt, Miss Ethel liotlges, Miss Ruse Watts, Miss Rose Hodges, London, Mrs. Percival, Mr. Anthony Tillman, Mrs. Tillman, Jack Tillman, Mrs. Chapman, Jean Chapman, Bliss 119,gers, Miss Walton, Mt's. 'rruetlell Miss Truedell,, Miss Louie Grahan, Re,. Dr. Flanders and Mrs. Flanders, /London are guests at Miss Fergu- son's. 449®4es4®d444®O444.04044A0. 9 y s s. _ Milk Food How It Secured Its Position as a Prime Favorite By LOUISE B. CUt'IMINGS 1i44NN•4404+4N4N14i1•o Dennis Malony and his wife, alien, were taken ill about the same lime. Both being unable to earn anything, kind friends made up a purse for them and sent them articles that they needed. But Dennis recovered ' -his health slowly and Ellen was a long while getting well. Finally both were able to be out again, though Dennis was hardly fit for work. So EIlen took the burden upon herself again and earned enough to keep the wolf from the door. After a while a baby was born to the couple, and the difficulty was enhanced not only. by Ellen's be - Ing unable to go out to work, but by her not being able to nurse the little fellow, Milk must be purchased, and there was no money with which to buy It. The doctor who had attended Mrs. 1llalony, being loaded down with samples of prepared milk for babies, supplied some of the deficiency with these gratuitous preparations, "How did you get 'em, doctor'?" ask- ed Dennis, puzzled. "The manufacturers send them to me with the request that I recommend them," In the sample cases came advertise- ments in great superfluity. Dennis read them and looked at the pictures of fat children that had been brought up on them with much interest, Little Dennis thrived on what the doctor gave his parents for awhile, then the supply was exhausted. "What'll we do now, Ellen?" asked the husband, despairingly. "I'll tell you, Dennis," replied Ellen. "We'll let 'em take a picture of the child and publish It for more milk," "That's a good idea, Ellen; only I'm afraid Dennis isn't beautiful enough." "Beautiful enough! What d'ye mean, Dennis? He's the most beautiful boy in the world." Dennis bad his doubts, however, for the baby resembled him, and he had never been called an Adonis. "We haven't the money to pay for a picture to take to the men that makes the milk, Ellen." "What'll we do?" "There's a young fellow on the floor above that has a machine for takin' pictures, We'll get him to come down and take a photygraph of the baby, and I'll take the picture to the man that makes the milk, and mebby he'll give us a few bottles for it." The young man on the floor above was appealed to. When he saw the baby ho was surprised, for the boy was really not a prize infant. But, refills. Mg that it would not be in good form to say so to the parents and being ready to photograph anything, beauti- ful or homely, he took the picture, and when It was developed the mother was in ecstasies over it and Dennis declar- ed that even if the boy did resemble his father the picture was not so bad after all. Ono morning the manager of Busby's milk food was sitting at his desk when Dennis, unannounced, approached and said: "My little boy has been talon' your milk, and it's put ten pounds o' the finest flesh on to him ye ever seen. I'm thinkin' that ye might like to print his picture and send it out with your milk." Dennis drew the photograph of his son and handed it to the' manager, who looked at It and with difficulty suppressed a desire to laugh. Then glancing up at the proud father be asked, by way of chaffing him, what he wished for the right offered. Den- nis replied that a few bottles or milk Id keep the child alive was tell he ex- pected. This won the heart of the manager, for be was a hied man, and, calling for a dozen bottles of his pre- pared milk, he gave them to Dennis. telling him he would consider the proposition. With this he dismissed the happy Dennis, who went back to Ellen loaded down with milk enough to last till they could devise some oth- er scheme to carry little Dennis far- ther on in his world's pligrimage. "I'm thinkin Ellen," said Dennis the next morning, "that the reason Mr. Busby don't sell mote of his milk by puttin' it into the papers is because he don't know just how It helps the babies I'm goin to write an ad meseif and take it to him girb, him the free use of it for ben' so fund in givin' us the milk." "We owe It to :aim, Dennis." Dennis sat down and after an hour's hard work finished his task. This was what he had written: "Busby's prepared milk is the fineet milk for babies of eli of 'em. If you don't believe it fist go and see Mrs. Dennis Malony, 75 West Ninety-fifth street, and see the One child that has been brought up on it. The baby has gained a pound"a day on it for a mouth at a time and looks like a genuine lit. tle angel that you see in ell paintings." Dennis gave the advertisement to his wife to read, and she said be 'hadn't said half enough good things about the food. She suggested that he show it to Tom Murphy, the young man who had taken the baby's photograph, to see if It was all right. So Dennis took it upstairs, where he found Tom and !salted him to edit his production. Tom, who had a keen sense of humor and was a bit of a wag, said it was a One Seaforth. Joseph Noble died at the home of his son-in-law, Mir, J', B, Thompson, on Wednesday of last week at the age of eighty-two, The deceased was a resident of ,Seaforth for about thirty years. Miss D. Anderson is spending some time with friends in "Welland, Mrs. Tomlinson anti; Miss Wltitman left last week on an extended visit to .Fulton, N.Y. plane of werk, but lie thought It, coitlp . be improved. Dennis asked,'bow, anti Tom said that If: be wonid leave it. with him overnight he swop -Id make some additions rallied he thought. would render it more effective. Dem u s was' ,only too glad to do so, and its. soon as he was gone Tom brought his genius to bear on it and produced the following: "Busby's prepared milk food is made of the'best buttermilk that euro be pro., cured in the market, The flavoring spices used in it are Slithered on the 'shores of Hudson bay by the Indians. its ivory, whiteness is olbtained not from any deleterious ingredients, but is distilled from myriads of white roses grown on the Busby farm under the su- perintendence of a graduate of en ag- ricultural college. The fatty sub- stances- used in, the food are obtained from. the blubber of walruses shipped on trains running on the lee of Bering sea; thus preventing delay and insuring the delivery of the blubber in the best condition at the mill: factory. :Some care instances of development of children using Busby's rood are tes- tified to by mothers. Charles Deitrieh when seven months old weighed only twenty ounces. After taking a bottle of Bushy's milk he gained, so much in one night that in the morning his: mother mistook him for the five-year- old son of her next door neighbor and sent him to his supposed home with a lump of sugar. At the end of a year, having drunk 200 bottles of Busby's, be had gained a pound a day. "Benny Rarkaway, who weighed only two pounds at birth. was blown about to every draft, keeping his moth- er in ooth-grin constant dread lest he be earned out of the window. Ten bottles of Busby's food gave him so much flesh that, his Father having tossed him play- fully, when the child came down was crushed by the enormous weight,"- When this production was shown to Dennis he asked its author if it was not somewhat overdrawn, "Overdrawn?" cried Tom. "Suppose It MI That's the art of writing an. ad. If you -write it' in plain, unvarnished terms nobody will notice it. I'll guar- antee that it will increase the sales of Busby :s milk enormously." "All right," replied Dennis, "I'll take it to Mr. Busby." "I wouldn't do that," said Tom. "Yon had better insert it yourcrelf. I'm a reporter for a newspaper, and I can get it put in at cut rates." Dennis gave him a carte blanche to insert the ad. and went down to his wife to report what he had done, add- ing that he was going to make Dir. Busby's fortune for him on account of his kindness in giving them the milk. The baby's milk ran out one day, and Dennis, thinking that Mr, Busby might have beard from his advertise - meat and op account of increased Salsa be disposed to glue him some more food, 'went to the gentleman's office And stood as before beside the desk, "Mornin', sir," said Dennis. The manager looked up from hun- dreds of letters and seeing the man M whom he had given some of his milk food asked him what he wanted, "Have you heard from the advertise- ment?" asked Dennis. "What advertisement?" "The one that came out in the pa- per." The manager looked et Dennis as if groping for something, then suddenly exclaimed: "See here, my man, did you have anything to do with that game that was played on me in a statement got up to ruin my business?" "No, sir; put in an ad. at me own expense for the favor you done me for given me the milk for me little baby." The manager stared at Dennis for a time, then said: "I don't know that it will do any harm after all. It 'may call attention to my goods." He took up a handful of letters from the pile on his desk and ran them over. One, evidently a lady wise had never had children or run a dairy, wrote to know whether the cream was left on the but- termilk uttermilk used in Busby's milk, Anoth. er, a nurse, entered a protest against using spices in baby's food. "I should think," she said, "that it would injure the child's stomach." A young man who said that he was a student of chemistry asked for the process by which the white substance was distill- ed from roses. There were on the desk a number of comic, papers containing illustrations of thmarvelous developments of children who had been fed on Busby's milk, One was a picture of a very small man being crushed under an enormous baby; another, a drawing of a woman giving a fat child a lump of sugar, while beneath were the. words, "Now run home to your moth- er," There were numerous letters from advertising agents and advertisers ask. ing for the name and address of ,the person who had invented the clever scheme for attracting attention to 130. by's milk food, and one man who was about to put a patent washing machine on the market offered $500 a month for the services of one -who had so cleverly drawn the public attention to Busby's milk, Dennis went home with all the milk he needed for the baby for a month, and the next week Mr. Busby sent for him and, after telling him that he was run down wills orders for his intik food, gave him a permanent job ata caretaker of the milk depot, with don• bio wages. l+'inally the perpetrator of the joke came to for his share of the profits, for the offer that had been received to write advertisements was forwarded to him, and he accepted It. Deludes Malony has since made K good living, and his wife has brought up a large family of children on .Bus• by's milk, which Mu leotards the prime favorite, outsellibie W other Lihildren's foody .,.._ , _.. ,_ . Seaforth. Miss Rutty of Jrldlnontoo and Mrs, (Dr.) llartry of Winton, have bear visiting at the henna of Mr, and littrs, llartry of town. Mrs. .7, E. L. Pan:gman and child ten are visiting the lady's mother at Maple Had. Mr. and Mrs. O. i3 lrroadloot had children of M'oosejaw, Sank., are vis- iting at the home of the former's mother, Mrs. J.:Fl. 136:oadfoot, • Blyth Mr. andMrs, Prank Ca u of liitch- nor hate been hol,taaying with islands lier:a Miss May Rogerson has accepted a position on 'tine stall of 'the Teeswa- ter Public school. Mr, and Mrs. John Barrett and Children of RocanVille, •Bask,, are vis- iting the former's parents, Sir, mid Mrs. John' 13a .raftof town. n . `tr t tw Misses Catherine and .Ph}tllis :Haan- distil have returned to their home in Galt after a visit here with their grandmother, Mrs. T„ Woodcoclt, Mrs, Miller of Edmonton bas' been here visiting her niece, Mrs. L, J, Williams Janes Gillispie, an old resident of Blyth and vicinity, passed to his reward' on Jstlyi -Nth, having reached. a good old age, Seaforth Mrs. George Sniithers al Toronto has been visiting friends in town. Miss Margaret Edge has returned from a visit in Preston. Mrs. E'reti Beattie and children of Calgary ate here on a visit to the lady's parents, Mr. and 'Mrs. S. T. Fioltoes. Mr. Harry Atkinson of Montreal has been a guest at file home of, Mrs, M. C. Chesney, Miss Stuith of Ottawa has been visiting Mi:, and lifts. W. B. Kerslake. Mr. and Mrs. Chas, Broadfoot and family of Moosejaw, Sask., are vis- iting in town, Mrs. P. lane has been at Port Huron visiting her mother. Misses Marjory and Dorothy Steele of` Tavistock are holidaying with their aunt, Miss. Mary McGregor. Miss Jean Govenlock is spending her vacation with her mother, Mrs. Andrew Govenloolt. Miss Alice 'I'ro1,t, who has been visiting Miss Robb, has gone to vis- it her brother: at Coliingwood, Mrs.. N. A. Willoughby and little son have returned from a visit with Ingersoll friends, Mrs, Melvin Scott and Master Bob of Edmonton and Mrs, Young of Bowman elle, have been visiting at home of Mrs. A. Scott of town. Miss Mabel Mcl1'aul of Toronto is visiting at the home of her grand- parents, Mr. and Sirs. L. L. Meraull, Mrs. F, L. Willis and little dam ghterMpf Portage' la, Prairie arc visit- ing friends here. Sir, and Mrs. Barber have returned to their home at Killarney, Man. Mr, James- Fisher of Little Rock, Ark., has been the guest of his sis- ter, Mrs, M. 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[:::' on��ents PHONE 78. Millinery Biz Specials forL___, July and August. SPECIAL NO, I Ladies' Embroidery Dresses$2.98 1 doien only Ladies' Embroidery Dresses, slightly. soiled white and colored, sizes 16, 18, 34, and 36, val- ues up to $9,00, your choice $2.98 SPECAL No, 2 Hosiery 34c. Five dozen _ 1 ladies lace hose good lisle thread z' �I ti colors guarante- (11c. `;'h ed, black, pink, �.,,s „ Q` 111 tan, white', blue. f ig and rose. Reg- . �plll-Syr r ular 50c. fox 34c a air dozen /sof y d� , - 'f ,., =��/Five I I,/�, ladiesfancy hose' oslaar fast colors, and tan black I only, \ \ regular 40c. for ,` 19c. a pair. . �`-`-' SPECIAL NO. 3 - House Dresses 98c.. 3 dozen ladies' house dresses, extra good quality print, fast colors, small sizes 84, 36 and 38, values up to $1.35 fru . 98c, SPECIAL NO. 4 Muslins llc a yard 250ards of muslin and ch moregood assort- a y, ase ment ment of colors, values up to 25c. your choice llc a yd. SPECIAL NO. 5 Millinery $1.49. 1 dozen ladies' trimmed hats, values up to $5.00 for $1.49 SPECIAL NO. 6 Odd Waists 69c. 1 dozen only odd waists, slightly soiled, 34 and 36 only, regular` $2,00, for 69c. 449®4es4®d444®O444.04044A0. 9 y s s. _ Milk Food How It Secured Its Position as a Prime Favorite By LOUISE B. CUt'IMINGS 1i44NN•4404+4N4N14i1•o Dennis Malony and his wife, alien, were taken ill about the same lime. Both being unable to earn anything, kind friends made up a purse for them and sent them articles that they needed. But Dennis recovered ' -his health slowly and Ellen was a long while getting well. Finally both were able to be out again, though Dennis was hardly fit for work. So EIlen took the burden upon herself again and earned enough to keep the wolf from the door. After a while a baby was born to the couple, and the difficulty was enhanced not only. by Ellen's be - Ing unable to go out to work, but by her not being able to nurse the little fellow, Milk must be purchased, and there was no money with which to buy It. The doctor who had attended Mrs. 1llalony, being loaded down with samples of prepared milk for babies, supplied some of the deficiency with these gratuitous preparations, "How did you get 'em, doctor'?" ask- ed Dennis, puzzled. "The manufacturers send them to me with the request that I recommend them," In the sample cases came advertise- ments in great superfluity. Dennis read them and looked at the pictures of fat children that had been brought up on them with much interest, Little Dennis thrived on what the doctor gave his parents for awhile, then the supply was exhausted. "What'll we do now, Ellen?" asked the husband, despairingly. "I'll tell you, Dennis," replied Ellen. "We'll let 'em take a picture of the child and publish It for more milk," "That's a good idea, Ellen; only I'm afraid Dennis isn't beautiful enough." "Beautiful enough! What d'ye mean, Dennis? He's the most beautiful boy in the world." Dennis bad his doubts, however, for the baby resembled him, and he had never been called an Adonis. "We haven't the money to pay for a picture to take to the men that makes the milk, Ellen." "What'll we do?" "There's a young fellow on the floor above that has a machine for takin' pictures, We'll get him to come down and take a photygraph of the baby, and I'll take the picture to the man that makes the milk, and mebby he'll give us a few bottles for it." The young man on the floor above was appealed to. When he saw the baby ho was surprised, for the boy was really not a prize infant. But, refills. Mg that it would not be in good form to say so to the parents and being ready to photograph anything, beauti- ful or homely, he took the picture, and when It was developed the mother was in ecstasies over it and Dennis declar- ed that even if the boy did resemble his father the picture was not so bad after all. Ono morning the manager of Busby's milk food was sitting at his desk when Dennis, unannounced, approached and said: "My little boy has been talon' your milk, and it's put ten pounds o' the finest flesh on to him ye ever seen. I'm thinkin' that ye might like to print his picture and send it out with your milk." Dennis drew the photograph of his son and handed it to the' manager, who looked at It and with difficulty suppressed a desire to laugh. Then glancing up at the proud father be asked, by way of chaffing him, what he wished for the right offered. Den- nis replied that a few bottles or milk Id keep the child alive was tell he ex- pected. This won the heart of the manager, for be was a hied man, and, calling for a dozen bottles of his pre- pared milk, he gave them to Dennis. telling him he would consider the proposition. With this he dismissed the happy Dennis, who went back to Ellen loaded down with milk enough to last till they could devise some oth- er scheme to carry little Dennis far- ther on in his world's pligrimage. "I'm thinkin Ellen," said Dennis the next morning, "that the reason Mr. Busby don't sell mote of his milk by puttin' it into the papers is because he don't know just how It helps the babies I'm goin to write an ad meseif and take it to him girb, him the free use of it for ben' so fund in givin' us the milk." "We owe It to :aim, Dennis." Dennis sat down and after an hour's hard work finished his task. This was what he had written: "Busby's prepared milk is the fineet milk for babies of eli of 'em. If you don't believe it fist go and see Mrs. Dennis Malony, 75 West Ninety-fifth street, and see the One child that has been brought up on it. The baby has gained a pound"a day on it for a mouth at a time and looks like a genuine lit. tle angel that you see in ell paintings." Dennis gave the advertisement to his wife to read, and she said be 'hadn't said half enough good things about the food. She suggested that he show it to Tom Murphy, the young man who had taken the baby's photograph, to see if It was all right. So Dennis took it upstairs, where he found Tom and !salted him to edit his production. Tom, who had a keen sense of humor and was a bit of a wag, said it was a One Seaforth. Joseph Noble died at the home of his son-in-law, Mir, J', B, Thompson, on Wednesday of last week at the age of eighty-two, The deceased was a resident of ,Seaforth for about thirty years. Miss D. Anderson is spending some time with friends in "Welland, Mrs. Tomlinson anti; Miss Wltitman left last week on an extended visit to .Fulton, N.Y. plane of werk, but lie thought It, coitlp . be improved. Dennis asked,'bow, anti Tom said that If: be wonid leave it. with him overnight he swop -Id make some additions rallied he thought. would render it more effective. Dem u s was' ,only too glad to do so, and its. soon as he was gone Tom brought his genius to bear on it and produced the following: "Busby's prepared milk food is made of the'best buttermilk that euro be pro., cured in the market, The flavoring spices used in it are Slithered on the 'shores of Hudson bay by the Indians. its ivory, whiteness is olbtained not from any deleterious ingredients, but is distilled from myriads of white roses grown on the Busby farm under the su- perintendence of a graduate of en ag- ricultural college. The fatty sub- stances- used in, the food are obtained from. the blubber of walruses shipped on trains running on the lee of Bering sea; thus preventing delay and insuring the delivery of the blubber in the best condition at the mill: factory. :Some care instances of development of children using Busby's rood are tes- tified to by mothers. Charles Deitrieh when seven months old weighed only twenty ounces. After taking a bottle of Bushy's milk he gained, so much in one night that in the morning his: mother mistook him for the five-year- old son of her next door neighbor and sent him to his supposed home with a lump of sugar. At the end of a year, having drunk 200 bottles of Busby's, be had gained a pound a day. "Benny Rarkaway, who weighed only two pounds at birth. was blown about to every draft, keeping his moth- er in ooth-grin constant dread lest he be earned out of the window. Ten bottles of Busby's food gave him so much flesh that, his Father having tossed him play- fully, when the child came down was crushed by the enormous weight,"- When this production was shown to Dennis he asked its author if it was not somewhat overdrawn, "Overdrawn?" cried Tom. "Suppose It MI That's the art of writing an. ad. If you -write it' in plain, unvarnished terms nobody will notice it. I'll guar- antee that it will increase the sales of Busby :s milk enormously." "All right," replied Dennis, "I'll take it to Mr. Busby." "I wouldn't do that," said Tom. "Yon had better insert it yourcrelf. I'm a reporter for a newspaper, and I can get it put in at cut rates." Dennis gave him a carte blanche to insert the ad. and went down to his wife to report what he had done, add- ing that he was going to make Dir. Busby's fortune for him on account of his kindness in giving them the milk. The baby's milk ran out one day, and Dennis, thinking that Mr, Busby might have beard from his advertise - meat and op account of increased Salsa be disposed to glue him some more food, 'went to the gentleman's office And stood as before beside the desk, "Mornin', sir," said Dennis. The manager looked up from hun- dreds of letters and seeing the man M whom he had given some of his milk food asked him what he wanted, "Have you heard from the advertise- ment?" asked Dennis. "What advertisement?" "The one that came out in the pa- per." The manager looked et Dennis as if groping for something, then suddenly exclaimed: "See here, my man, did you have anything to do with that game that was played on me in a statement got up to ruin my business?" "No, sir; put in an ad. at me own expense for the favor you done me for given me the milk for me little baby." The manager stared at Dennis for a time, then said: "I don't know that it will do any harm after all. It 'may call attention to my goods." He took up a handful of letters from the pile on his desk and ran them over. One, evidently a lady wise had never had children or run a dairy, wrote to know whether the cream was left on the but- termilk uttermilk used in Busby's milk, Anoth. er, a nurse, entered a protest against using spices in baby's food. "I should think," she said, "that it would injure the child's stomach." A young man who said that he was a student of chemistry asked for the process by which the white substance was distill- ed from roses. There were on the desk a number of comic, papers containing illustrations of thmarvelous developments of children who had been fed on Busby's milk, One was a picture of a very small man being crushed under an enormous baby; another, a drawing of a woman giving a fat child a lump of sugar, while beneath were the. words, "Now run home to your moth- er," There were numerous letters from advertising agents and advertisers ask. ing for the name and address of ,the person who had invented the clever scheme for attracting attention to 130. by's milk food, and one man who was about to put a patent washing machine on the market offered $500 a month for the services of one -who had so cleverly drawn the public attention to Busby's milk, Dennis went home with all the milk he needed for the baby for a month, and the next week Mr. Busby sent for him and, after telling him that he was run down wills orders for his intik food, gave him a permanent job ata caretaker of the milk depot, with don• bio wages. l+'inally the perpetrator of the joke came to for his share of the profits, for the offer that had been received to write advertisements was forwarded to him, and he accepted It. Deludes Malony has since made K good living, and his wife has brought up a large family of children on .Bus• by's milk, which Mu leotards the prime favorite, outsellibie W other Lihildren's foody .,.._ , _.. ,_ . Seaforth. Miss Rutty of Jrldlnontoo and Mrs, (Dr.) llartry of Winton, have bear visiting at the henna of Mr, and littrs, llartry of town. Mrs. .7, E. L. Pan:gman and child ten are visiting the lady's mother at Maple Had. Mr. and Mrs. O. i3 lrroadloot had children of M'oosejaw, Sank., are vis- iting at the home of the former's mother, Mrs. J.:Fl. 136:oadfoot, • Blyth Mr. andMrs, Prank Ca u of liitch- nor hate been hol,taaying with islands lier:a Miss May Rogerson has accepted a position on 'tine stall of 'the Teeswa- ter Public school. Mr, and Mrs. John Barrett and Children of RocanVille, •Bask,, are vis- iting the former's parents, Sir, mid Mrs. John' 13a .raftof town. n . `tr t tw Misses Catherine and .Ph}tllis :Haan- distil have returned to their home in Galt after a visit here with their grandmother, Mrs. T„ Woodcoclt, Mrs, Miller of Edmonton bas' been here visiting her niece, Mrs. L, J, Williams Janes Gillispie, an old resident of Blyth and vicinity, passed to his reward' on Jstlyi -Nth, having reached. a good old age, Seaforth Mrs. George Sniithers al Toronto has been visiting friends in town. Miss Margaret Edge has returned from a visit in Preston. Mrs. E'reti Beattie and children of Calgary ate here on a visit to the lady's parents, Mr. and 'Mrs. S. T. Fioltoes. Mr. Harry Atkinson of Montreal has been a guest at file home of, Mrs, M. C. Chesney, Miss Stuith of Ottawa has been visiting Mi:, and lifts. W. B. Kerslake. Mr. and Mrs. Chas, Broadfoot and family of Moosejaw, Sask., are vis- iting in town, Mrs. P. lane has been at Port Huron visiting her mother. Misses Marjory and Dorothy Steele of` Tavistock are holidaying with their aunt, Miss. Mary McGregor. Miss Jean Govenlock is spending her vacation with her mother, Mrs. Andrew Govenloolt. Miss Alice 'I'ro1,t, who has been visiting Miss Robb, has gone to vis- it her brother: at Coliingwood, Mrs.. N. A. Willoughby and little son have returned from a visit with Ingersoll friends, Mrs, Melvin Scott and Master Bob of Edmonton and Mrs, Young of Bowman elle, have been visiting at home of Mrs. A. Scott of town. Miss Mabel Mcl1'aul of Toronto is visiting at the home of her grand- parents, Mr. and Sirs. L. L. Meraull, Mrs. F, L. Willis and little dam ghterMpf Portage' la, Prairie arc visit- ing friends here. Sir, and Mrs. Barber have returned to their home at Killarney, Man. Mr, James- Fisher of Little Rock, Ark., has been the guest of his sis- ter, Mrs, M. 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