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CHAPTER Xt. ttle earlier than usual -next morabig Trent at his office in the City prepared fer the worst, and in lee 3 than half an hour be found himselll face to face with one of those crisee knoWn to most great financiers at some time Or other during their lives: His credit was not actually assailed, but it was suspended: The general public did- not understand the situa- tion, even those who wore in a meas- ure behind the. scenes found it' hard s to believe that the attack anon the ' Bekwando Gold- and Land Shares was purely a personal one. For it was Da Souza who had fired the ti in, who had flung his large bolding of shares Iupon the merket, and, finding them promptly taken up, had gone about L, with many pious exchunations of thankfulness and sinister remarks. Many smaller holders followed enit, and yet never for a moment did the ee Fresh from the Gardens of the finest Tea -producing country in the world. Sealed Packet Only. , Try it—it's delicious..., BLACK GEN or MIXED. _ • •of. the. ".T.,ondon Daily 'Express" staff :-- GERMAN GUNS WERE CAPTURED GREAT BRIT/SH CHARGE AT BATTLE OF LOOS. Dri'c Is Vividly Described by a Participant in Victorious Struggle. The. following ;stirring story of the 'fighting at Loos is by, one of the .20th London, who was fernierlya member CHAPTER XXXVIII.--(Cont'd). The snirits of men and women who sup are mercurial things, and it was a gay leave-taking half an hour or so later in the little Moorish room at the head of the staircase. But Ernestine left her host without even appearing to see his outstretched hand, and he let her go without a word„„Dely when Francis would have followed her 'Trent 'laid a heavy hand upon his shoulder. "I must have a word with you, Francis," he said. "I Will come back," he said. "I must see Miss Wendermott into her carriage." But Trent's band remained there, a grip of iron from which there was no escaping. He said nothing, but Fran- cis knew his man, and had no idea of making a scene. So he remained till the.last had gone, and a tall. black ster- vant had brought their coats from the cloak -room. "You will come with ine, please," Trent said. "I have a few words to say to you." Francis shrugged his shoulders and obeyed. CHAPTER XXXIX. - Scarcely a word passed between the two men until they found themselves in the smoking -room of Trent's house. A servant, noiselesSly arranged de- canters and cigars upon the sideboard and, in response to an impatient move- ment of Trent's, withdrew. Francis lit a cigarette. Trent, contrary to his custom, did riot smoke. He walked to the .door and softly locked it Then he returned and stood looking down at his companion. "Francis," he said "you have been my enemy since the'day I saw you, first in Bekwando "Scarcely that," Francis objected. "I have distrusted you since then if you like." "Call it what you like," Trent an- swered. "Only to -night you have served me a scurvy trick. You were a guest at my table and you gave me not the slightest warning. On the contrary, this morning you offered me a week's respite." "The story I told,"- Francis an- swered, "could have had no signific- ance to them." "I don't know whether you are try- ing to deceive me or not," Trent said, "only if you do not know, let me tell you—Miss Wendermott fe that old man's daughter!" • Theman's start was real. There was no doubt about that. "And she knew?" . "She knew that he had been in Africa, but she believed that he had died there. What she believes at this moment I cannot tell. Your story evidently moved her. She will prob- ably try to find out from _you the truth." Francis nodded. "She has asked me to call upon her - to -morrow." "Exactly. Now, forgive my troub- ling you with personal details, but you've got to understand. I mean Miss Wendermott to be mywife." Francis sat up in his chair genuine- ly sueprised. Something like a scowl was on his dark, sallow face. "Your wife" he exclaimed, "aren't you joking, Trent?" "I am not," Trent answered sharp- ly. From the moment I saw her that has been my fixed intention. Every one thinks of me as simply a specula- tor s.vith the money fever in my veins. Perhaps that was true once. It isn't now! I must be rich to give her the position she deserves. That's all I care for money."' . ° "I am very much interested," Francis said slowly, "to hear of Your intentions. Hasn't it occurred to you, however, that your behavior towards Miss Wendermott's father will take a great deal of explanation?" "If there is no interference," Trent said, "I can do it. There is mystery on her part, too, for I offered a large reward and news of him through my solicitor, and she actually refused to • reply. She has refused any money accruing to her through her father, OL' to be brought into contact with any one who could tell her about him." "The' fact," Francis remarked drily, • "Is scarcely to her credit.. Monty may have been disreputable eneugh, I've no doubt hewas; but his going away and staying there all these years was a piece 'of noble unselfishness." "Monty has been hardly used in some ways," Trent said. "I've done my best by him though:" "That," Francis said coldly-, "is a matter of opinion." "I know very well,". Trent ,answeved, "what yours is, You are welcome to it. You tan blackguard me all round London if you like in a week—but want a week's grace." Why should I grant it you?" Trent shrugged kis shoulders. • "I won't threaten," he said, "and I won't offer to bribe you but I've got, to have that week's grace.We're both men, Francis, who've been accus- tomed to our own way, I think. I want to know on what terms -you'll grant it me." I Francis knocked the ash off his cig- arette and rose slowly to his feet. "You want to know," he repeated meditatively, "on what terms I'll hold My tongue for a week. Well, here's my answer! On no terms at all!" "Y.ou don't mean that," Trent said quietly. "We shall see," Francis answered grimly. "I'll be frank with you, Trent. When we came in here you called me your enemy. Well, in a sense you were right. I distrusted and disliked you from the moment I first met you in Bekwando village with poor old Monty for a partner, and read the agreement you had drawn up and the .clause about the death of either mak- ing the survivor sole legatee. In a regular fever swamp Monty was drinking poison like water—and you were watching. That may have seem- ed all right to you. To me it was very much like murder. It was my mistrust of you which made me send men after you both through the bush, and, sure enough, they found Monty abandoned, left to die while you had hastened off to dam your booty, After that I had adventures enough of my ownfor a bit and I lost sight of you until I came across you and your gang road -making, and I am bound to admit that you saved my life. That's neither here nor there. I asked about Monty, and you told me some plau- sible tale. I went to the .place you spoke of—to find him of course spirit- ed away. We have met again in Eng- land, Searle* Trent, and I have ask- ed once more for Monty. Once more I am met with evasions. This morn- ing I granted you a week—now I take back my word. I am going to make public what I know to -morrow morn- ing." • "Since this morning, then," Trent said, "your ill will toward me has ins creased," "Quite true," Francis answered. are playing with the cards upon the table, so I will be frank with you. What you told me about your intentions toward Miss Wendermott makes me determined to strike at once!" "You yourself, I fancy," Trent said quietly, "admired her?" "More than any ivoman I have ever met!" Francis answered promptly, "and I consider your attitude towards her grossly presumptuous. Trent stood quite still fax a mo- ment --then he unlocked the door. "You hal better go, Francis," he said quietly. "I have a defence pre- pared but I will reserve it And lis- ten, when I locked that door it was \Vith a purpose. I had no mind to let you leave as you are leaving. Never mind. You can go—only be quick." Francis paused upon the threshold. "Yon understand," he said signifi- cantly. "I understand," Trent answered: • An hour passed, and Trent still re- mained in the chair before his writing - table, his head upon his hand, his eyes fixed upon vacancy. Afterwards he always thought of that hour as one of the bitterest of his life. A strong and self-reliant man he had all his life ignored companionship, had been well content to live without friends, self- contained and self -Sufficient. To -night the spear,. of a great loneliness sat silently .by his side! His heart was sore, his pride bad been bitterly touch- ed, the desire and the whole fabric of his life was in imminent and serious danger.. l The man who ad left him was an enemy and a prejudiced man, but Trent kneW that he was honest. .He was the first -human being to whom he had ever betrayed the solitary am- bition Of his life, andhis scornful Words seemed still to bite the air. If —he was right! Why not? Trent looked with keen, merciless eyes through his past, and saw never a thing there to make Min glad. He had started life a workingman, with a few ambitions all of a material na- ture—he had lived the life of a cold, scheming nioney-getter — absolutely selfish, negatively moral, doing little evil perhaps, but less good. There was nothing in his life to make him worthy of a woman's love, most sure- ly there was nothing which could ever make it possible that such a woman as Ernestine Wendermott should ever care for him. All the wealth of Af- rica could never make him anything different from what he was. And yet, as he sat and realized this, he knew that he was writing down his life a failure. For, beside his desire for her, there were no other things he cared for in life. Already .he was weary of financial warfare—the City life palled upon lam. He looked around the magnificent room in the mansion which his agents had bought HORSE STEIVIPER you know that „when yoU soli,. or buy through the sales have about one chance In fifty to escape sale stablo distemper. ,,a1.031.Tali" 13 yetir •bus orotectron, ttour only Oreguq,rd, for as sure as, you t1•043t all your horses .with 13 yeu Winssoon 'he Ad of tho diseftee, /t acts as a Sure Veritative, 10 Matter hoW they are, sexpeeeiteeoosWa .0.114 by all good en,ugalats, bork goods houses, or de. ivered by the manufacturers. • P1'01,17 llGtZD16.41.X. ._ adiemists 500 taeterlologietse Goahoh About the IT1OUSC Useful Hints and General informa- tion for the Busy Housewife market waver. Gradually it leaked . Out that Scarlett Trentwae the buyer, Help for Rome Laundries. and public interest leaped up at once. Every Would Trent be able to face settnthe T g with woman who hes -wrestled roblem of looking well on a arnall income realizes that the ability upon the market? If so the bulls were going to have the worst knock to dethings for herself goes a long they had had for years—and yet, -and , "Y toward its solution. A crumpled yet—the murmur went round from blouse or a soiled vestee will spoil the frimid to friend—"Sell yam Bekwan- effect of an otherwise ,sinart costume, dos." ' but professional cleaning is afiva.ys At midday there came an urgent expensive, and apparently one must message from Trent's bankers, and be born with a talent for laundry work just as one must be born with a talent for music.. So if you have a knack for wielding a smoothing iron and ap- day without putting Els vast holdings as he read it he cursed. It was short but eloquent. Dear Sir,—We notice that your account to -day stands at 2119,000 Plying soap and water rejoice, and if overdrawn, against which we hold as you haven't—well .perhaps even then collateral security sharbs in the Bek- you may find these suggestions worth wando Land Company to the value of while. £150,000. As we have seceived certain Never wash your sheer blouse, col - very disquieting information concern- lar, etc., without mending any tiny ing the value of these shares, we must rips or breaks that mayhave ap- ask you to adjust the account before peered, nor -without removing possible closing hours to -day, or we shall conmelle&to plate the shares upon the stains. There are, of course, many meTket, proprietary cleansers and gain eradi- "Ymirs -truly, caters on the market, whose merits "A,. Sinclair, GennIanager.". have no part in an article like thiS. (To be continued.) But it is well to remember that most, but not all, fruit stains and those CANADIAN FISH IN LONDON. made by tea or coffee can be removed by pouring boiling water over the Trial Consigiiment Brings Fancy spot. Blood stains should be soaked Prices Overseas. in cold water, then washed in cold water, then in warm water with plenty A trial consignment of Ca_mdian of soap. Ink spots should be rinsed fish, shipped frozen, has just been in repeated cold waters, then soaked sold for fancy prices on the London in milk. Neither pold Water nor milk market. The British Government, is said to regard the experiment as ex- ceedingly important, in view of the Ottawa assertion that 'with proper facilities 2,000,000 pounds of fish 'per week can be supplied for English markets. Those who believe that such a trade on a permanent basis would prove beneficial to both Canada and the mo- ther country are urging that a small guarantee per pound be placed on con- signments fax a time fbr the benefit of shippers. , e:• FAMOUS INN CLOSED. "The Three Pigeons" Ilas Many Literary Associations. "The Three Pigeons," one of Eng- land's oldest and most famous inns, and the sole existing tavern of Eliza- bethan times, was closed recently by the Middlesex Licensing Justices accordance with a movement inaugu- rated some thne ago by the temper- ance leaders to restrict the number of licensed inns. The inn was used as a background for the low comedy scenes in the "Merry Wives of Windsor," and Goldsmith's "She Stoops to ,Conquer," and is alluded to in Dickens' "Our Mu- tual . Friend." The inn perhaps has had more literary associations than any other English tavern. Little Pete's Defence. At a meeting of the Canadian - American Society in a Maine town one evening recently, two members of the organization fell to clisputhig which had the smarter children. Joe Belanger was proclaimed the victor when he came to the front with the following! "De.nodder day my leetle boys Pete was go on de schoolhouses wid hees leetle dog. De teacher gets mad wid de boy and tol' heern for go back on de house jes' so quick he can't and took de deg and never bring heem back som' more. Leetle Pete do jes' w'at de teachers is tol' it, Biineby Leetle Pete is go back on de school- house and jes' so soon he set heemself downs som' leetle clogs was -cbm' in and stin' up on front of Leetle Pete. De teacher was get mooch mad and say, 'Pete, w'at for you _bring back dat dog w'en I tol' you never bring back dat dog sone more?' "Leetle Pete is start' up and say, 'T'eachers, dis don't was de sam' dog; she's nodder one. I got two of it.'" More to See. Gosling—"Hullo, old man, how are you? I haven't seen much of you 1 ately." Maddox—"You have 'seen more of me than I have of you." Gosling—"How do you make that out" Maddox—"Well, midi bigger than ,you." So Flat. Little Boy—"Didn't you get wound- ed at all?" Soldier—"No, not at all." Little ,Boy—"Not even a slight wound?" ' Soldier—"Not even a scratch.:' Little Boy—"Why, you might just isa well have stayed at home." "Why So? "Oh, yes, we aro eagaged to he married next spring. But I fear she has not that utter confidence in me that comes with perfect love." "Why o?" "Wen, when a fellow looks back—as fellows th love naturally will, you know—and sees her testing the diamond in her engagement ring on the window -pane, don't you think he has good cause to feel a bit ihibi- ous? will fix a stain. Never wash white and colored fab- rics in the same water, and in wash- ing colored fabrics do not fail to "set" the colors. One method of doing this is to soak the garments overnight in a solution made by dissolving one ounce of sugar of lead in eight quarts of cold water. Another method is to rinse in salt water, using two rinsing waters. A third is to put a cup of vinegar in the final rinsing water. Wash colored fabrics in Wa1111, not hot water and do not rub soap on them; dry them in the shade and as quickly as possible. Some domestic science experts wash fine colored clothes in starch water instead of with soap. They use a quart of strained starch to four quarts of water, and a quart of the starch to eight of the water in the second. Wash silk, crepe de chine or Georg- ette crepe garments in lukewarm soapsuds, rinse in water of the same temperature and press before they are quite dry. Never use board or wring- er fax these delicate pieces, but pat and press with tho halide. Corduroy skiets are washed in the same way, and if they are pinned carefully upon the line and. allowed to flap in the wind you will find it unnecessary to iron them. 'Where white silk gar- ments show Signs of tinting yellow it it well to add a little borax to the wa- ter in which they are \wished. If you have found the ordinary starch unsatisfactory when "doing up" your fine lingerie try making starch either 01 borax or gum rabic. The borax method is the simpler in that it is merely added to the rinsing water (two heaping teaspoonfuls of borax to five quarts of water is the proportion) and gives the garments when ironed just the right amount of crispness. To make gum arabic starch use half an ounce of the gum arabic to a cup of boiling water. Dilute to euit your taste in stiffneas and use as you' would the common laundry var- iety. Never iron your dainty dress acces- sories on a sheet that is not immacu- late nor with an :iron that is not above suspicion. If you are the fortunate possessor of a gas or an electric iron, so much the better, but keep any kind clean. See to it that your board is well padded and evenly covered, otherwise the lumps may mar the ap- pearance of your finished work. Dainty Dishes. Raisin Sauce.—One cup quartered raisins, one and one-half cups cold water, one-half cup sugar, juice one- half lemon. Simmer raisins in water until soft, add sugar, boil gently fif- teen minutes and jest before serving flavor with lemon juice. Carrot GrOuettes.—Boil carrots tender in two waters, mash smooth, add beaten egg, one large teaspoonful melted butter, pepper and salt to taste, and set -paste aside until cool enough to handle. Fenn into cro- quettes, roll in fine crumbs, Set in cold place ,for one-half hour or long- er, and fry in deep fat until well browned'. Amber Pudding.—Into one pint scalded milk stir one cupful yellow corn meal and one quart sliced sweet apples. -Add one-half teaspoonful salt and one cupful molasses. Mix all thoroughly; add ,two quarts of milk, and pour into largo buttered dish and bake in slow oven four hours. When cold, a clear, amber -colored jelly will have forced through the pudding and apples will be rich brown; Bed Cabbage.—One medium-sized head red cabbage, one large tart ap- ple, one onion, two tablespoons beef drippings or laed, one-fourth teaspoon pepper, three cloves, . one tablespoon salt, one cup water, one-half cup vine- gar. Shred cabbage and wash 111 cold water. Melt drippings in heavy kelt e, acid cabbage, onion in which cloves have been stuck, apple in quar- ters and remaining ingredients. Cover tight and simmer about two and one- half hours,' adding more water if needed. - Nut Croquettes.—One cup stale ground crumbs one cup milk, one or Iwo slightly beaten egg yolks, three- fourths cup broken walnut meats, one- third teaspoon onion juice,. one-half teaspoon salt and few grains pepper. Mix and form into balls containing about one tablespoon each; roll in ex- tra crumbs, dip in beaten egg diluted with one-fourth cup water and roll again in bread crumbs. Let stand until wanted, then fry in deep fat hot enough to brown a bit of bread in forty seconds. • Oyster Shortcake.—For the filling: One quart oysters, two tablespoons butter, two tablespoons flour, one scant cup milk, salt, pepper and cel- ery salt. For the shortcake: Two cups flour, two teaspoons baking pow- der, one-half teaspoon salt, one-fourth teaspoon lard, butter or drippings, three -.fourths cup milk. Sift together flour, salt and baking powder of short- cake, and mix with mullc, If cake Is to be made in one instead of several individual portions, divide dough into two parts and roll each thin, place one above the other, putting small pieces of butter between, and bake. Fax individual service roll dough thin, cut into small rounds, put two together, with bit of butter between, and bake. Tor filling make sauce of butter, flour and milk. Have oysters ready, cooked in enough of their liquor to thin white sauce, when add- ed, to consistency of thin -cream. Sea- son, put portion between layers of shortcake and some on top and serve. Handy Hints. For Damp Feathers.—Throw some salt on the fire and hold the feathers over it, shaking them vigorously. Don't put them so near the fire that they will burn. , To Clean Cloth.—To clean black cloth or serge, take a large handful of .ivy leaves. Steep them well in I boiling water and leave until cold. Sponge the material with this infa- sion and it will be both clean and re- vived. Fax Toothache. --slake a fresh cab- bage leaf and roll it with the rolling- I pin to crush all the veins. Then hold! it to the fire till it is as hot as can be bone. Tie it on the face before go- ing to bed. This is a shnple, but an almost certain cure. Bright Saucepans.—If sauespans or kettles have to be used over a smoky I fire, try smearing a little grease over the bright parts. This will 'prevent the smoke from blackening them. If washed afterwards in hat water the pan will be as bright as ever. Cure for Creaking Shoes.—Take a fine awl or a darning needle and in- sert it carefully between the soles of the shoes. Then introduce a little paraffin oil. A small oil -can such as is used to .lubricate sewing machines may be used fax the purpose. This will quite take away the creaking. How to Keep Butter in Hot W.eather —Put the butter into a basin. Then take an ordinary plant pot, put a cork in the bottom and see that it is perfectly clean. Then fill with water and leave for one hour longer, then empty and place over the butter. The moisture from the plant pot keeps the butter nice and firm. Fax women of limited means it is best to have two or three pairs og, in- exneaSive corsets', nither than one expensive pair. Try to change youv corsets every day. Never Wear the same pair two clays running. The corsets that are not in use can he straightened out and aired. An ex- pensive corset must be sent to the cleaners occasionally, but it is quite possible to clean a cheap pair at home; of course, they may not look so well as the one cleaned by a pro- fessional cleaner. This is how to clean corsets. Stretch on a board and scrub with a brush clipped in soapy water, to which a little borax has been added. They should be scrubbed until- as mirth dirt as possible, has been re- nioved, And then they should be 'rins- ed in clear water. Pui the Corsets out flat on a board to dry in the air,' but not in the sun. s In a Hurry. A. very small boy was taken to a dental establishment °to have some of his first teeth pulled: For a sec- ond or so during which time four teeth disappeared, ' everything was fairly serene, and than came howls of objec- tions. "I didn't want them teeth to come out!" cried the young patient, suddenly recollecting something. "I want- thern to stay in." "That's all right," consolingly responded the den- tist. "They will', grow in again. "Will they'?" quickly rejoined the boy with a brightening face. "Do you think they will MIN( iv time fon 31111- 1105 ?" An ignorant man is usually igne ant of the fact that be is ignorant. It had been the talk 'of the trenches for weeks. Piatoon command- ers and company Commanders lec- tured us about it, joked' about it, swore about it, and speculated on it, and we, mere, privates of the line, had the audacity to criticize it. From what I could gather fr-Orn the liarious lectures, heart-to-heart talks, rumors, and my own imagine- twn,,the 2nd London Division Oath Division) Were to take the principal part in the greatest assault lautiche.d against the Teutonic artnteS sinc0! the beginning oil the war. We, the 20th London Regiment, were to fel- low the London Irish when they had occupied the German first line and rush on to the second defence.s. It all sounded very Mice and simple in cold, precise English; but we had our doubts. Previous experience had taught us that German barbed wire has an awkward knack of remaining intact after a bombardment, and the British artillery- had for the past six months been curiously short of s e s. The morning of December 26 dawned cold and wet. Slimy mud clung to us; drizzling rain soaked us through and through and damped everything save our spirits. It was exactly at 6,15 a.m., and who am a pessimist by nature, allow- ed myself just twenty minutes to live. Unlike most heroes who are about to die, I did not call down the blessings of the saints upon my relatives, or re- gret that I had teased my little sister in her early youth. -It was too wet for 'regrets or heroics. I looked at tbe watch on my wrist again and found it jug on 5.30. Everybodyaround me was trying to look unconcerned, but the twitch- ing of lips and furtive glances at photographs and soiled letters be- trayed nerves strung to the highest pitch. Sudden Quiet. Suddenly the' bombardment, which had, been practically continuoua for the past three days, ceased. Not a shell shrieked; not a gun thundered. The silence, after that indescribable clin, seemed oppressive and unnatural. The earth seemed to tremble and then lie still as if recovering from a blow. I took a deep breath and pressed my hand to my aching temples, and look- ed wonderingly upon a new and silent world. Then the man next to me broke the silece. "The London Irish are going over," he whispered. A wild shout—a real Irish shout— from hundreds of kish threat* rent the air'and through a periscope watched a Wave of khaki clamber and struggle out of the trench 01 front and rush madly towards the German lines. I fully expected to see those little drab figures flounder helplessly on the Go -man barbed wire to be slangbored by a merci- less machine-gun fire'and my heart stood still. But the khaki line swept on, llesciiess 05 tilis 301 wrotight by the Geeman fire, and fin- ally disappeared in the enemy's trench, London's ,Turn. "It's our turn now," beamed an officer, "and we've got shrapnel to go through as well as bullets!' "And perhaps a little high explos- ive to give it a flavor," I added, with a grim attempt at humor. Once again, I looked at my watch. It was 0.36. , . "Twentieth Lon-dern " bawled somebody on my right, with an accent on the "ern." "On the sound of the whisuttiris - v" Boice was drowned by the explosion of a couple of very "sooty" "coal -boxes." Then a little thin squeal bloated plaintively above the roar oil artil- lery, and I saw the man on my left scramble over the parapet. I grab- bed ray rifle in my right hand, dug my teoS into the sandbags,threw myself over, and rushed for Die slag 11110":0) • , But at that wild moment the upper- most desire in my flemented.brain was to kill, to drive that ugly bayonet, bristling wickedly at the end of my rifle, through a German, and when / bad witbdravfn it, red and slippery with blood, to drive it through more Germans, until there were none left alive and the -world was free. And so I began to imagine myself as a sullour of the universe and thought that I was destined to end the -war. But the madness SOUR passed, for I was getting out of breath, and bullets and shell were missing me lni The battalion, having passed the London Irish, was gathering itself together to rush the second line in full force. I held nip breath and spurted on again. The fire was get- ting hotter. Two machine guns rattled viciously on our right, and there was an enfilading rifle fire from the same quarter. In front of' us some half dozen M01311 machine guns spat death at the rate of 700 rounds a minute, and the German artillery plumped shells into our midst. The enemy trenches were but fifty yards in front of me, and in that last rush I think I became insane. German Bayoneted. • I can only remember seeing two Germans—one portly and middle- aged and the other a sallow youth wearing spectacles, and a downy growth of beard on his . face. The first one I• bayoneted just between the ribs before his thick, fleshy lips had time to cry "Kamerad!" The second, who showed a little fight, I caught under the jaw with an up - Ward swing of my rifle -butt. I left him lying at the bottom of the trench nursing his face. Then I went on- wards towards the village of Loos. I started running at first, but soon found that the battalion was advanc- ing in extended order at a walking pace. Therewas a third line of Ger- man trench to .be captured, but no Germans remained there to hold the position, so we simply strolled over it towards our objective. The shelling became intense, and as fax as I could judge we must have lost nearly a quarter of our effectives up .to that moment. Then we 301811031 Loos. Our bombars !went first, throwing their missies with deadly accuracy right into masses of fleeing Germans and driving them out of -fortified houses and cellars. In the Chalk Pit. Suddenly a cry went up among us, "The guns in the chalk pit!1)' It was taken up and passed from inouth to mouth. "The guns in the chalk pit!" Then about thirty of us inclined half right and charged. Over the slag heaps we went with blood. curdling yells and flashing bayonets and down the chalky slope. The German gunners with the exception of one officer and a wounded man, did not wait for us. The bayonets were lowered. Some- body unloaded the two guns and an- other tampered with the breech- blocks. They were ours! ' Feel Better Filled. "Mamma, Pse got a stornath ache," said Nellie Blyth, aged six. "That's because you have been without lunch. Your stomach is empty. You would :feel better if you had something in it." That afternoon the miniater call- ed, and in course of conversation re- marked that he had been suffering all day with a severe headache. "That's because it's empty," said Nellie. "You'd feel better if you bad some. thing in it" Up -to-Da Le. "How is Dr. Wombat as a phy. Sidaii?" "Best ever. 'When sou get ex. hausted over bridge les prescribei dancing as a rest cure." "Why are laundry women the most forgiving beings on earth ?" "Be. armee the more cuffs you give then heaps. line more they do for you," • 000E(031100)210}EM XXII OE Pn 19,40 11 A 7 / oes Pain Interfere? 0,„„ There is a remedy S1 a 9s ent Read this unsolicited grateful testimony -- Not long ago my left knee be. enine lame and sore, It pained me many restless nigh(s. 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