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The Clinton News Record, 1916-01-27, Page 2G. D. ItleTAGGNItT M. D. MeTAGGART McTaggart Bros. - RANKERS --s A GENERAL BANKING 'BUSI- NESS TRANSACTED. NOTES DISCOUNTED, DRAFTS LSSUED • INTEREST 'ALLOWED' ON DR. POSITS, SALE NOTES r UR - CHASED F II. 1'. RANCE - - NOTARY PUBLIC,' CONVEY- ANCER, FINANCIAL. REAL ESTATE AND FIRE INSUR- ANCE AGENT. REPRESENT- ING 14 FIRE iicsuaANCR COMPANIES. DIVISION COURT OFFICE, CLINTON. W. BRED ONE, BARRISTER, SOLICITOR, , NOTARY PUBLIC, ETC. Office- , Sloan Block .LELINTON M. G. CAMERON R.C. BARRISTER, SOLICITOR, CONVEYANCER, E'TO. - Office on Albert Street...4e eriiie:d• by ses eT22.-sefinton on every Thitreciac, and on any day for which ap- pointments are made. Office hours from 9 a.mto 8 p.m. A good vault in connection with the office. Office open every • week -day. Mr. Hooper will make any appointments for Mr. Cameron. CHARLES B. HALE, ' Conveyancer, Notary Public, Commissioner, Etc. REAL ESTATE and INSURANCE Issuer of Marriage Licenses HURON STREET, - CLINTON ORS. GUNN & GANDIER Dr. W. Gunn, L.R.O.P., L.R. C.S., Edin. Dr. J. 0. Gandier, B.A., Mil. Office -Ontario St., Clinton. Night • calif, at residence, Rattenbury St., OT at Hospital. DR. J. W. sh,tw ELATTENBURY ST. EAST,. -CLINTON DR. C. W. THOMPSON PHSTICIAN, SURGEON, ETC. Siiecial attention given to dis- eases of the Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. Eyes carefully examined and suite able glasses prescribed. Office and residence: 2 doors west of the Commercial Hotel, Huron St., DE. P. A. ANON - DENTIST --.. • Specialist in Crown and Bridge Work. Graduate of C.O.D.S., Chicago, and R.O.D.S., T. ronto. Bayfield on Mondays from May to Decembers II BO G 111 ELLIOTT Licensed Auctioneer tor the County of Huron. Correspondence promptly answered. Immediate arrangements can be made for Betel Date at The News -Record, Clinton, or by selling Phone 13 on 157 'Charges moderate and satisfaction guaranteed. Tone is the heart of any piano. Its rich, round, renging tone; it \,„ ant 'treble and rich, organ -like bass, have made the . Heintzman & Co. Piano the choice of the world's great artists. The Heintzman Piano is bought by people who want the. Word's est Piano Bran:th Warerooms 88 Ontario St. 811?ArFORD _ . Fertilizer We carry 'a Complote Stock of Stone's N101114,1 Fertilizer. No better on the market. Hay We pay a.t all seasons the highest market prices for.Hay for baling Seeds American Feed Corn, Red Clo- ver, Alsike, Timothy and Alfalfa. ir FORD & McLEOD CLINTON. ALL KINDS OF COAL, W00% • TILE in= TOORDER. All kinds of Coal oh hand: CHESTNUT SOFT COAL STOVE CANNEL COAL " FURNACE • COKE BLA OK SMITHS WOOD 2% in,, a in. and 4 in. Tile •of' the Best Quality. CANADA'S TRADE RAPIDLY EXPANDING REVIEW 'BY THE DEPARTMENT. , OF CUSTOMS. Statemtht , Reveals Heavy Inereaeca 'fa Both Imports mid - Exports, • A despatch.. from Ottgwa: , says: Trade Statistics covering the nine months of the fiscal Year eliding cernher 314,.issued the ether day by the Itepatttheat ,of Caste*, thew the iiemtnerce of Canada to, be expanding enormously, - ' • YOU should always keep bottlo •of Chandwriainle Stomach and Liver Triblete on the shelf. Theditelo folk so often need a mild and safe cathartic and they do appreciate Chamberiam's insteacrof natureobs oils and mixtures. • For stomael1 troubleeand constipation. give Onefust before going to bed. AU druggists, 26c, or send to , CHAMBERLAIN MEDICINE CO., TORONTO lo * Nt_foihsEs I f?'„7,lenette, the G. T. R. Station. Phone 52. How is Your Cutlery Supply ? You know that Jewelry Store Cutlery is out of the com- mon class. At least, OURS is. It carries a distinctiveness - an air of superiority, that comes from being made with the greatest care and ut- most skill from the highest. priced materials. If you can use some of this Cutlery in your home, you will be proud of it every time you see it on the table Carvers, eased, $3.00 up. Knives, Forks and Simons, $1.00 doz. up. Knives and Forks, steel, white handles, $3.00 doz. up. Let no show you our Cutlery line. Let us tell you more about why it is the most ' desirable that you can put your money into. W. R. COUNTER JEWELER and ISSUER of MARRIAGE LICENSES. NEWS-RECORO'S NEW CLUBBING RATES FOR 1916 WEEKLIES. NeweRec8rd and Mall & Empire ....51.60 News.Record aed Globe. *1. Newe•Resord and Family . **** Weekly Star .- . ........ ... 1.81 News -Record andCam:idea Countrman... . ..... 1 50 News.Recorel. and Weekly Sun 1.85 News•Record and Farmer's Advocate.. 8.35 Nevesatecord and Farm & Dairy .... 1,85 News -Record and Canadian Farni .... 1.85 NewtAtecord and Weekly Witness . 1.85 Newisltecord and Northern Messenier 1.50 News -Record and Free Press 1.85 News•Record and Advertiser - .-... 1.85 News -Record and Saturday *Night -3,50 Newa•Record and Youth's Companion 3.15 News -Record and Fruit Grower and Farmer . 1 73 MONTHLIES. ....... News4tecord and Canadian Sports mao Newe•Record anti Lipplocat's Maga sine 3,25 DAILIES. News•Reeord and World 1'f:ewe-Record and Globe . 3.80 News -Record and Mall & -. Empire3.60 News -Record and Advertiser . .. F• 2.85 News•Record and Morning Freerom3.35 News.Record and Evening Free Press245 NewaRecord and Toronto Star2.85 News•Record and Toronto News. 2,85 11 what you want, Is not in this /let let us know about it. We can etumir 7011 lees than It would cost 700 to send direct. In remitting please do so by Post-oMce Order Postal Note, Express Order or Rea, istered letter and addresu W. J. MITCHELL, Publisher News -Record CLINTON, ONTARIO Clinton News -Record CLINTON, - ONTARIO Terms of subscriptIon-$1 per year, in advance; $1.50 may be charged if not so paid. No paper discon. tinued until all arreare are paid, unless at the option of the pub. lieher. The data to which every •eubscription ia paid is denoted on the label. Advertising Rotes - Tranelent rertisements, 10 mute per non- pareil line for first insertion and 4 cents per line for each eubse. quent insertion. Small advertise. runts not to exceed one inch, such as "Logi". "Strayed," eie "Stolen," etc., inserted once for 85 cents, and each subsequent. in., 'tertian 10 cents. Communicatiene intended for pub. Outlive must, as a guarantee of good faith, be aecompanied by the name of the wrier. W, 3. MITOJEIMILII, Editor and Proprietor. •WANTED NOW RELIABLE SALESMAN TO ACT AS AGENT IN ITURON COUNTY. • PAY WEEKLY. Outfit free, exclusive territory and money making specialties. Our agencies -are tbo best in the busi- ness fez' we sell the highest grade of stock at most•reasonable prices and guarantee deliveries in first class condition. Nursery stock is selling wellthis year and good money can be made in this dis- trict. Poi' particulars write Sales Mariam PELEArd NURSERY CO.. &Toronto, - Ontario. There is a Cold Day Coming Who not prepare for it by ordering your winter'. supply of Lehigh Valley Coal. None better ha the world. House Phone 12. Office Phone 40. A. J. HOLLOWAY -TIME TABLE. - Trains will arrive at and depart from Clinton Station as follows: BUFFALO AND GODERICH,DIV. Going Bests. depart 7.33 a.m. tt tt 8.03 p.m. o it st 5.15 p.m. Going West, ar. 11.00, dp. 11.07 a.m. " " depart •1.35 p.m. " ar 6.32, dp. 6.45 p.m. " " departs 11.18 p.m. LONDON, HURON & BRUCE DIV. Going South, ar. 7.33, dp. 8.05 p.m. " departs ' 4.15 p.m. Going North, ar. 10.80, dp, 11.00 a.m. " " departs •6.40 p.m. The lIcKillop Plutual Fire Insurance Company Head office, Seaforth, Ont, DIRECTORY Officers; J. D. McLean, Seatorth, President. J. Con. Oodench, irho. Rays. Seaforth, See:Treas; Directors, D. F. McGregor, Seaforth; J. GI, Grieve. Winthrop: Wm. Rinn, Sea. forth; john Benneweis, Dublin; J. Evans, Beechwood: A. blalwen, Brucefield ; J 13. McLean Setforth; J, Connolly, Goderichl Robert Ferris, Ilarlock, Agents: Ed. Rinchley, Seatorthl Chesney, Eginondville; J. W. Yee, Ilelmcs. ville; Ales Leitch, Clinton; R. S. ja,r. moth, Brodhagen. • Amy racneY to be paid In may be paid to Morrish Clothing Co.. Clinton, or at Cutt's GrocerY, Goderlch, Parties desirous to effeet insurance or transact other business will be promptly attended to on application to any of th,, above officers addressed to their reepeet. pre post.offiena. 'Ankles inspected by Qs director who lives nearest tho ems. -,wwraommasesseessaessensueseeesslaaneseessmosenaaw THE CHILDREN OF TO -DAY lust as they ane, -in their in. door play, or at their outdoor play -they are constantly of- fering temptations for the KODAK Let it keep them for you, as they are now. Let it keep many other hap. penings that are a source of pleasure to you. BROWNIES; $2 TO $121 RODARS, $7 TO $20., 'Also full stock of Filins and Supplies. We do Developing and Printing. Remember the place; T 11 IE REXALL oT Taking into account re-exports and the movement of coin and bullion, the grand total of the trade of the Do- minion for the 'nine months reaches the imposing figure of $1,012,436,803, compared with $837,009,759 for the Corresponding period of the previous fiscal year. That the volume is in- creasing is ehowiihy the December -re- turns, the trade of last month having readied a total of $148,815,964, cam- fififed. With 470,382,903 Ter 'the Sdine month in the previous year. The December statement . reveals heavy increases in both imports and exports, without taking into account the movement of gold or the export of foneign merchandise. ' For the nine - months' period the , hnpoets . a slight shrinkage, amounting to $343,- 923,332, as against_1348,746,920, but the December -imports increased from $30,392,913 to 845,690;721. ' Export- of ddmestIe merchandise in Decertiber totalled :892,171,402. In the previous Deeentb,et :Hick amounted, to the comparatively' low figure. of $37,- 493,600, While' in the nine months' period they jumped from $306,323,039 to 8511;534,048. The increases in ex- ports were found in nearly every col- umn. Manufacturers rose fromr $3- 18,926 to $119,$.92,269. Agricultural produce from 0.06,008,923 to $202,- 506,936, and animals and their pro- ducts fican 858;436,71.2 to $78,559,424. The inland revenue returns,. iseued Thursday, also show a- substantial in- crease,. the total for the Month being $2,416,195, as against $1,801,774 in 3PR...7.t-Trear. the coriesponcling..moni% • • LATEST GERMAN • POISON DEvn Prussic Acid Shells Arc Being Used On Riga. Front By the Germans., A despatch fom Landon says: The Petrograd correspondent of the Daily Mail quotes a report from Kieft to the effect that the 'cessation of the fight- ing on the southern front, owing to the sudden thaw, has been availed of to replace many Austrians by Ger- mans, apparently from Field Marshal von Hindenburg's army on the Riga- Dvinsk front. The Correspondent says the Germans on the Riga front are using shells filled with. prussic acid, the gas fumes of which *me ac- tive even four and five hours after the bursting of the shells. Splinters from these shells are deadly and quickly kill even slightly wounded men. BELGIAN HOUSES BURNED BY THE GERMANS A despatch from Havre, Frence, says that a report has just been is- sued by ,the Belgian Government ngiv- ing the umber -of houses in the vari- ous Provinces of Belgium which, the report says, were burned by the Ger- mans. The following figures are given: Brabant, 5,821; Liege, 2,703; Antwerp, 1,800; Malines, 1,748; Din - ant, 2,232; Namur, 1,710; Philipeville, 1,301; Huy, 255; Verviers, 681; War- ereme, 16; Turnhout, cf0; Total, 18,20'7. The figures for Flanders are not yet obtdinable. ITALY TO FIGHT TO. THE mrrEit END 'A despatch from Florence, Italy, says: In an address delivered here Antonio Salandra; the Italian Premier, said: "We thought this would be a short and easy war, but it has become a long and a had one. We had thought that all the hardships would be of a military character, but we find it difficult even behind the front to keep tni fighting. However; we are going to do it, and we shall persevere until victory is won." , IIUGE RUSSIAN SURTAX ON GERMAN GOODS .A. despatch from London says: Upon the reassembling of ,the Russian Duma, .says a Reuter despatch from Petrograd, the IVIinister of Finance proposes to introduce a bill placing a sertax equivalent to -five times the amount of the Customs duty on goods of hostile belligerents, especially Ger- man, with a view to preventing their entry into Russia. NAVAL INCREASE }IAS BEEN AGREED UPON A despatch .from London says: A vote for 50,000 additional officers and inen for the British navy was agreed upon ie the House of Commons on Friday afternoon. Thie will bring the total number of men in the navy in the cereent year up to 360,000. GERMANS LICK OF WAR. Men In the Trenches Are Now Ardent Peace Advocates. Mr. Romaine Eoland. of Vienna, who is is steong advocate of peace, contri- butes a letter to the Se,maine Litter- :aire from a German soldier who is rfigranteng; in the trenches in northern "My whole experience at the front,' the letter says, "and everything I hear and see in these trenches strengthens my conviction that every mom who has anything to do with this war is sick and tired of it. My only wish is to be able to return home and never again have any part in warfare. I ,can as- sure yen now that the fighting Men here to -day are the peace advocates of the future and of peace at any price. All these men who weim so enthusias- ide to go to the front sincerely hope and pray that they will net live to see needier was on this earth, and that their children's children will be spared -- such horeors in their lives. It 1,s for this reason that these tired, wernout and disgusted soldiers are -willing to continue fighting until a lasting Peace is declared,' Farmer's WIfe--"Are you the same man who ate My apple pastry daet week?". Labover--,"No, mem, t never be the Same men, again," 'ttont tornplsil,a ou n you, hSoS when the remedy lies right to luend. Gin Pills 'slop bncknehes, and they do it in nn easy natlfral way by going right to: ti,e root of the trouble 1 FORTES ItION'ETS . !Oiin ' is ' rieb 'On lirichieys 'and the bladder. They soothe and heal the inflamed organs, which ure causing the suffering. Neglect your Icidneys and swollen bands and feet, wrists and ankles, are likely to follow. A dose of Gin Pills in Clue saves a world of You will realise their vaftte when you read What Mrs. j. P. '1'. Wedge, of guranterside, P.F.T. writes "Gin Pills are the greatest of all I014. ney remedies and a medicine whith is at of good nese are worth their Weight in gold, so any , Get GIN rirAs to -clay at your dealer's. 50e. ik box, or 6 boxes for $2.50. Trial treat. - meat 10RZE if yeti write • 19 National Drug &:Chemical Co. a Canada, Limited, Toronto INDIA COVETED JEWEL OF THE EAST MEANS SUPREMACY IN EUROPE, SAID PETER THE GREAT. Have the Gentians Designs on the British Dominions In Asia? "On to India!" The cry has been raised in Berlin. A highway of battle and conquest and imperial power from Beelin to Bagdad, and on through Mesopotamia to the head of the Per- sian Gulf, even to Britain's. Asian treasure houses of wealth, seems too vast an undertaking, with foes on every side, foes behind and before; but the bigger the task and the more stupendous the effort the stronger seenis the appeal to the war managers of Germany. Thirteen months ago the well-known General von Bernhardi named India .as the certain goal of the Teuton armies. "We shall- goto In- dia," he said, "and the native peoples evill welcome- us." But the Teutonic designs on India are older. They are at least as old as the "Berlin -to -Bagdad" project. The Bagdad railway is Germany's "Suez Canah" the symbol of her dreams for empire eastward, the can - meeting link :from Berlin to the Per- sian Gulf -and beyond lies India, the pearl of the British Empire's crown. From the standpoint of war strategy, India, as Von Berehardi Said, is Eng- land's feet of day. • France and England struggled for possession of India. Peter the Great of Russia dreamed of a far -stretch- ing empire balanced between Europe and Asia, with Constantinople, the capital of the Caesars for 1,100 years, as the capital of Russia, and left to his successors the folloeving injunction: "Keep in mind that the commerce of India is the commerce of the world, and that he who can exclusively con- trol it is the dictator of Europe." This injunction has never been quite for- gotten. "Money Graveyard of the World." The aim of each nation that has ever sought dominion -in the great re- gion known as India has been com- mercial and not colonial. As Admiral Mahan pointed out in "The Problem of Asia," India constitutes a highly im- portant "base" of military and naval Power as well as an area valuable in itself. As a source of wealth it is the richest "possession" on the face of the earth. It: yields annual revenues of $500,000,000. The balance of trade is always in favor of India. As a re- servoir of precious Metal India is bar- barically splendid, This fabulous ac- cumulation of concrete wealth is an interesting theme. From the hitest commerce reports comes a vaet amount of interesting information concerning the absorption of treasure by this great country. India is what two different writers have called respectively "the great sink of 'precious metals" • and the "money graveyard of the world." For twenty-five cehthries there has been a constant flow of gold and silver into India from the Western nations. It has been- ono of the unchanging eco- nomic conditions of the world, and one which milers of different lands, der pletecl for it, have tried in vain to stop. Complaints of -India's appetite for gold beg:an in the time of the Cartha- genians, who in the .fourth century B.C. disposed of gold they procured from Spain to that conntry. Pliny tens of unavailing protests made in the first year of the Christian era of exportations of the precious metal from the Roman Empire, neaely 315,- 000,000 of it being sent annually tO India. Queen Elizabeth, in 1600 tied in' vain to counteracli the flow of gold from her country to- India. Small inroads into this enormous hoard of! treasere liave been made un - Willingly in times -of famine, but as long age as 18.04 a writer estimated that precious metals locked up in In- dia, in trinkets alone, amounted to $2,000,000,000. Gold has been used through the centuries by • India as other peoples :have 'toed gems and paintings and objects of art for the gorgeous ornamentation of publie buildings and Nieces, Gold is locked lp in the Iveasure charebors of the for Merchants. and traders, and 81 poor people, who have secreted it i nooks and crannies, es we'll as in th earth, have sometimes died of starv tion rather than part with it. One of the most impoetant Mahata jahe of India has calmon of eolicl gol that precede him evheis he goes abon He has &ales, tablee and .a bed, a wen as water jugs, of silver and go? It, is said that London bullion dealei have exqiiiciitely polished bars p gold to supply the wants of India princes,. All classes itt India are af feeted by this ,epirlt of hoeedin They prefer to put 'their savings i gold to anything else, Coins are con verted into necklaces, bracelets an anklets. , Fortunes in Jewels. Immense fortunes in India are ) Jewels, but there is no authoritativ method of computation of the oxtail of this form of wealth. The Imperil Gazetteer of 'India described fift ^ DO YOU SUFFER FROM BACKACHE? When your Iriduoys are week and torpid they, do not properly perforers their functions; , your back aelleS and eyou do not feel like'doing much of anything. 'You ore likely to be despendent end to borraw trouble, just as if you hadn't" enough ale ready. Don't be a viethn any longer. The old reliable medicine, Heoll',e Satsaperille, gives streeigth and tone to the kidneys aed builde ihe svhole system. , Ilood's Sarsaparilla is a peculiar sombinatien of roots., barks and herbs, No other medicine ;leis like it, because no other,tneelleitie boa ;het n same foinnila or iuroeclionls. Accept c 110 sebstlinte, bat insist on having t Hood's, raid got it today. 1 years ago a shawl of pearls, with a, arabesque border of diamonds, rubies sapphires and emeralds, valued a $5,000,000... There are tales of ear pets, of pearls and great diamond which have become world-famous. Estimates and statiStics which shm in detail how this vast :amount o treasure has reached India are inter esting. ,By the authentic record kept by the BritiSh Government sine 1835 it is shown that 81,600,000,000 Vlore of gold has gone into India than has come out. In less than a century $2,000,000,000 of the two preciou nietarilldS Seell aleSeRiniVind thee' figures show only a continuation of movenient going oh since the days o the Phrenicians. 'The Prize of the World was sough from the earliest periods of history. The attempts of Holland, Portugal, and France, iethe period just preced- ing the modern age, to secure the largest share of India's trade form an important chapter in the ,history of the world. The desire to find a short ebute thither by sea furnished much of the impetus given to -explor- ation during the fifteenth century and led to the achievement of Vasco da Gama. The conquest of Constan- tinople by the Turks had laid a heavy obstacle in the path of the overland traders. Columbus sought the Orient and found the Western Hemisphere. In the seventeenth century the fam- ous East India Company joined in the rivalry for the trade of India and opened the way for the extension of English influence and power 'over the .whole country. Then came that re- markable experiment, of government by A Commercial Corporation, and it was not until the middle of the nineteenth century that this control was finally and fully transferred to the British Crown and not till then that "welfare week" for the people of India began to make substantial pro- gress. India, probably, has never been well understood by Occidental peoples, British -exploitation and philanthropy present' a story mixed in reasons for praise and blame. Certain it is that in India may be fonnd the most hete- rogeneous aggregate of peoples in the world. Mengols, Aryans, Per- sians, Greeks, Scythians, Huns, Am , bs, Afghans Turks and Moguls have passed into this vast' region, founding kingdoms and empires, mix- ing in greater or lees degree with their peedecessors, and leaving some mark on language, .customs and re- ligions. If India is still a mystery even to her rulers, it was pnly a name to the Greek and Roman world. Alexaii- der's visit was brief. Greece was Greece and Rome was Rome, and beyond were the barbarians. East was East and West was West after the crusades. Marco Polo brought back a little information and traders of the Middle Ages returned to Eu- rope with the goods of the Orient.i British rule wrote new chapters of romance and cold facts of history. Kipling 18 not so much an interpreter of India, as of the British occupa- tion. Romance and History. • pire. In this India, at a later time , the celebrated Tamerlane flourished: .1; It is the countrY of .Sikh princes and _ the rajahs of Mysore; of astral belle ,e and occult wonders; of the Taj Mahal anti PenareS, sacred city of the Hies dos; of Delhi and the Durbar; Clive and Hastings; of the BlaHckold of Calcutt“ and 'She Relief of Lucks' s now; of families and mutinies; of e tyranny and enlightened government; of caste and Christian missions; of an ancient and now brolcen tion, beside which env own, in the s eyes of the true lndu, is like outee rhttkensa,. a And •1rees alsegye a I the fatal gift of beauty and wealth,, and the strife of -,the nations of Eus eope for possession of "the pearl of the -East" is not done. The period of British rule is but a small fraction of India's history, Eastward from the Iranian plateau the Aryans descended into the Pun- jab as early as 2000 B.C., ancl spread through the peninsula, expelling or subduing the aboriginal tribes. Here grew up long before the time of Christ two of the most influential re- ligions of the world, Brahminism and Buddhism, and a literature rich in poetry and mystic philosophy. The epics of the Mahabharatst and Rama. yana contain legends of wars which must have been of much importance in the early histoey of the Vedic Em - A COLD CURE THAT CURES.' May Come In Handy This Treiteherons Wintry Weather. "I've cured my cold," he said. "P11 tell you how I did it. The informatioil ought to come in handy this treachers * ous weather. "I boiled a quart of wormwood and horehound together and drank it hot. Than I took two pine, and put one ' kind of plaster on my chest, another I kind on my back and -a third kind un- der each arm. "Thaeks to my governor's advice, , had sense,. enough to clap a mustard plaster on my stomach also, and te sleep with red-hot bricks at my feets' ' "An old lady brought me a bottle ire of goose oil and showed me how to take it -you suck it, you know, off quill. My uncle from the country turn- ed up with a bundle of herbs; these herbs made a tea that I took a cup of every half hour. On a 'cousin's ad- vice I got outside an enormous. dose of salts. "My wife got me to take three pills of her own make -they were brown, bitter ami about the size of eggs, They did me good, too. "The crisis was now reached, and I retired to my bedroom. There, after tossing off a pint of tar balsam, I tal- lowed my nose, steamed my legs in as' alcohol bath and took large doses of hot rum, spearmint tea and castor oli, which were severally recommended by a sea captain, my minister and my grocer. Then I took seven different', kinds of pills, wrapped round my neck an old. stocking of my svife's soaked in hot vinegar and salt and got Mid bed. "As I dozed off they burned feathers on a shovel before me. "That completed the cure. I am noW well. I recommend this simple, cure to cold suffers." • .-se-- 4Could You Believe IL?" "Man, Sandy, what thin legs you've I got," said the minister as he met 1 Sandy coming through a field. "Wed! ! sir, if you had come 'through the I trouble I've cense through you widl have thin legs tae." "Inn sorry to hear that, Sandy, but what trouble 1 have you some through ?" "Weal, sir, when 1 wis a bit laddie I had the wear j my faither's boots, an' they were se I big for me I had the stuff straw in th tees. Weel, sir, yin day the calves pi ma legs came doon an' ate up the'l straw, an' they've never , game bask 1 since." A Failure. "I hear old Gotrox has lost every dollar he had in the world." "You don't say! What was ite-c failure ?'' "Yes, heart failure." Lakes free from ice owe their irtn, munity to their depth, and to the pre - Bence of springs. GERMAN EGYPTIAN CARAIGN • DELAYED BY LACK OF COAL fillies in Syria, Used by the Romans but Abandoned '''''1":"6 1,000 Years Ago, Have Been Reopened A deepatch from Leedon says: Gees many's campaign against Egypt is meeting with unexpected obstacles, it is announced here, dee to the lack Of coal to operate the railroad which they have constructed southward through Syria to the edge of the des- ert approaching the Suez Canal. The' construction of the refitted has been largely facilitated by French rails and materials for 0 similar line, which was partially constructed, but the absence of coal prevents the actual opening me of the road to transportation. This lack of coal haseled the Ger. mans to reopen the old Turkish mines in Syria used by the Romans, but abandoned by them a thousand years ago. The capacity of these mines is limited to 600,000 tons annually. A large force of Turkish laborers is en- gaged in developing the mines, which are now the chief reliance in getting the railroad to Egypt in operation. FEAT OF BRITISH SURIARIN ON THE IPPER ADRIATIC Sank Austrian Hydro -aeroplane and Also Torpedo Boat, Which Went to the Rescue A. despatch from London says: Adriatic an Atitriat hydeo-aeroplene despatch of the Exchange Telegraph and also an Austrian torpedo beef' Gempany from Rome says a Britishwhich wont to the roscte, taking the psesces, it is used „00 a basis of credit submarine line sunk, in the upper eerews .of 'loth craft erlsoner. 1