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The Clinton News Record, 1916-01-06, Page 7"BIG EATERS" IN FACT AND FICTION INTERESTING TALES OF VAL ANT ACHIEVEMENT. I='- A Subject Which at This Season Is Entirely Proper and Permissible. • Boys are especially noted for eatin well, but not always wisely. Tak Penrod, -for instance., It is recorde that on a certain afternoon, when circus was in town, he consumed th the Viseeun , iat by the term eating YUAN SHIN KAI . is included drinking as well." I'' "Parbleul' replied his friends. "Very well; I say that a man, a by a man I do not mean a carter, b an'epicure—a pupil of Montron or 0 HAS BEEN DICTATOR FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS. o CHINA'S ,;EMPEROR Courchamps=can eat a dinner of 50 francs." "You, for example?" "I, or any one else." ' "Can you?" And lie did, at the Cafe de. Paris. Ile had breakfasted as usual and his bill for dinner was close to 550 francs. Ah, but the rates were high? Ah, again, but you should read the story g .as Dumas tells it. The Viscount won da place for all time among' the big- gest of Big Eaters. a'" Two "Valiant Trenchermen." e following_artioles in the order here se down: A pickle, raspberry, lemonad sardines, cider, watermelon, peanut popcorn, waffles, ice • cream, taffy 'sausage. He ,survived, as almost al boys do under, similar circumstances albeit the doctor was called to th aid of Providence. A -Comic Song Cure. • As we increase in stature we an supposed to -increase in dietary dis cretion. This is, indeed, more or les a supposition, according to particula cases. If the case, perchance, shoul require a doctor,.let a word to th ." wise be sufficient. Esculapius is sal to have written comic songs 'to pro mote the digestion of his patients Perhaps, if you make the request tact t Among the statesmen to whom the 0, term`"valiant trencherman" has bee s, correctly applied was Bismarck. i was also a hard drinker, and if 1 may follow the precedent set by th Viscount de Vieil-Castel and includ e chinking under the head . of eating let's have the story, An American of- ficer tells of an evening he spent with the creator of an empire. "I thought," e says the officer, "that I had seen hard drinkers, but I found during' the even- s ing with Bismarck that the drinking r men I had met were tipplers in coo- d parison with this great man." Toss- ing off a pint of violent brandy had n t1' visible effect on Bismarck, and h - must have deserved his title as' th • Iron Chancellor. Deliberate in Speech,' With a Large, Apparent Tolerance'=A Tre- s mendous Task. At any other time than the present When all the world's great powers are involved in war, the announcement that China, that great sleeping giant of a nation, comprising one-quarter of the world's population, had reverted n Ito -the monarchical' system of govern He I ment, would have caused a great sea - 1 sation. As it is the announcement- e that Yuan Shi Kai, President of the e Chinese Republic,_ has been elected ' Emperor, was given only inside page positions in the daily papers,, and lit- tle was said concerning the remark- able Chinaman who is now ruler of more people than any other monarch sato King' George. What kind of a man is this who took advantage of the revolution of 1910, which overthrew the old Man - ° chu dynasty almost in a night, to es e Itablish himself first as the first Pre- e sident of China, and now as its Ern - Perot..? Yuan was Imperial Prime`. Minister under the old regime, and when Dr. Sun Yat Sep and his fellow- revolutionists wanted a provisional president they called on him to hold down the job until Parliament should decide on a permanent President. Par- liament met, debated, quarrelled, and showed such incapacity that,an, withthe aid of a few police, dissolved it, and became .the virtual 'master of. China. Such he has, been ever since. Here is an interesting description 'of the man written by an American; J- I• L.C. Clarke,' who was recently -in China: "Yuan Shi Kai puts on no style. He dresses plainly, except at official receptions, when he wears a marshal's uniform. Ile may, however, have generals in gold lace around him. The Parliament after long, somewhat silly debate abolished the queue and the kneeling and crawling of the olden court cermonial. The bow and rais- ing the hat have taken their place, and it is funny to see it circumstui - fully, your doctor will sing" you comic song. Maybe it will cure you of dyspepsia, but maybe not. You never can tell till you try. We confess to a liking for the vers phrase, "valiant trencherman." ` W .shall not hold to a stria- interpreta tion, but employ the words as will bes suit our present purposes. Our thought turns at once to the pages, of Dean Swift, wherein he -de- scribes the noonday meal of a farmsr fairly well known in literature. In the middle of the table was set "a" substantial dish of meat (fit -for the plain condition of a husbandman) in a dish of about four and twenty feet diameter." Queen Glumdalclitch, to accept the statement of the same au- thor, was another Big Eater. "She would craunch • the wing of a lark, bones and all, between her teeth, al- though it were nine times as large as that of a full grown turkey, and put a bit of bread in her mouth as big as two twelve -penny loaves. She drank out of a golden cup about a hogshead dr at a aught." This description would be quite unfair to any reasonable tur- key, but for the fact that it is quot- ed from the "Voyage to Brobdignag." While we are absent .from the world of ordinary proportions we may visit the Northland, where Thrym brought home the fraudulent Freya, as his bride. Mr. Bulfinch is authority for the statement that, Thrym was "greatly surprised at seeing her eat afor her supper eight salmon and a full-grown ox, washing the whole down with three tons of mead." No wonder he said: a SIR CHARLES MUNRO. ,Thinks Things Out in Advance and Is Never Flustered. _( It is generally agreed that no sol- , dier has 'won greater distinction dur ling the past twelve months than Mal Gen- al Sir Charles Monro, who succeed- : ed Sir Ian Hamilton as commander of the Dardanelles forces. "We. knew Monro would come out I never saw a bride Eat so much, And never a maid Drink more mead. The Escape From Grub Street. "Washing it down," is a delectable expression and reminds one of old Samuel Johnson? whose remarkable way of washing his food down . has t been described in one of the impec- cable essays of Mr. Macaulay. John- son's century is famous for its solid eating and hard drinking. Not that the dictionary maker was a hard ' drinker. As to the other matter,: his Grub Street experiences had made • :`him anything but delicate in his eat- ing when he had something to eat, "Being often very hungry when he satdown to his .meals," says Macau- lay, he contracted a habit of eating with ravenous greediness. Even to the end of his life, and even at the s tables of the great, the sight of food f affected him as it affects' wild beasts t and birds of prey." At the tables of o • the great in .that period sat the six - battle men and dinners were often . eight hours long. - A little earlier than Johnson's time Swift describes a dinner at the house of Lord Smart, where the fare con- sisted of: i . First course—Sirloin of beef, fish, shoulder of veal and tongue, claret. f Seoonci course -Almond' pudding t, fritters, chickens, black puddings and t • soup. Wine and small beer, t ' Third course—Hot venison pasty, a hare, a rabbit, some pigeons, part- ridges, a goose and 'a ham, Beer and Si wine. A tankard of brown October passed a from hand to hand, and when the e ladies withdrew to sip their tea the v men remained to drink Burgundy, Mrs'• Montagu, Lady Mary's cousin s, by marriage, wrote the following amazing confession: "I wake general- iy about 9 and drink half a pint of warm asses' milk, after which I sleep two hours; es soon as I ain risen, I constantly take three cups' of milk coffee, and two hours after' that a large cup of milk chocolate: two hours more brings my dinner, where 1 never fail stdallowing a good dish (I mean plate) of gravy soup, with all the' bread, roots, etc., belonging .to it. I' then eat a wing end thewhole body of a large fat capon and ' A Veal;. Sweetbread, concluding with a competent quantity of custard and some roasted chest- nuts. At five in the afternoon 1 take another dose of asses' milk; and for supper 12 chestnuts (which would weigh 24 of those in London), one lv on top," army men said, when he was mentioned in despatches by Sir John French, after the battle of the Aisne, and created a Knight Commander of the Order of the Bath for his great services. As a well-known military critic remarked the other day: "If there is a way out of this 'Darden- • elles muddle,' Sir Charles will find it." Born fifty=five years ago, Sir Charles entered the army at the age of nineteen, ;becoming a captain in nel tially put down in the ceremonial or - est dors. Ladies, it may be mentionec, An ten years, major in 1898, and colo twelve years ago. On the north -w frontier of India and in South Af he proven himself a born leader,whale as Chief Instructor at the Hythe School of Musketry he rendered in- calculable service to tine IIome Forces. It was during the manoeuvres of 1913 that General Monro showed' what a magnificent strategist he is, for with a 'small force he outman- oeuvred heavy divisions in the most skilful manner, • His most marked characteristic is the sympathetic attitude he always adopts towards "Tommy," but, at the latter says, he is a "terror for train- ing." Drill, drill, and more drill is his motto. One *he knows General Monro in- timately remarks that his most pro- minent quality is his soundness. He knows his mind right through. "He has always thought out every possi- bility beforehand. He is never hur- ried; never flustered, never taken• by surprise. He has prepared for us many sorts' of failure as there are chances of success, and with his precise knowledge, he estimates the strain on the weals links of his ma- teriai." It is a curious fact that this noted soldier comes of a race of famous Edinburgh doctors—three of his an- ceptors having held in succession the office of Professor of Anatomy and Surgery at Edinburgh University for considerably over a hundred years, General Monro bears a striking re- emblance to Sir John French. Seen rom behind, he might easily be mis- aken for the Field Marshal, who is ne of his greatest admirers. LACK OF MONEY Was a Godsend in This Case. It .is not aiways that a lack, 'Loney is a benefit. This lady owes her health to the act that she .could not. pay in ad- ance the fee demanded by a specialist o treat her for stomach trouble. In ening of her case she says: "I had been treated by four cliffs it physicians during 10 years o tomach trouble. Lately I called o nother who told me he could no }Ise me; that T had nieuralgia of th tomach. Then I went to a specialis ho told me I had catarrh of th omach.and said he could cure in i four months but would have to hay is money down. I could not raise th necessary sum and in my extremity was led to quit coffee and try Posta "The results have been Magical. now sleep well at, night; something had not done for a long time; the psi in my stomach is gone and I am different woman, "Every time I had tried to stop cof fee I suffered from severe headaches so I continued to drink it although had reason to believe it was injurious to me." (Tea, also, is harmful, because it contains end -eine, the same poison- ous drug :found in coffee;) "But when I had Postern to shift to it was dif- ferent. - "To any surprise I did not miss cof- fee when I began to drink Postum. "Coffee had: been's'teadily and sure- killing me, and I didn't fully rea- lize what was doing it until I quit and changed to Poston." Name given by Canadian Postum Co,, Windsor, Ont, Postum comes in two forms; Postum Cereal --the' original forth— must be well boiled. 15c and 25e packages. Instant Poston a soluble powder— dissolves quickly in a cup of hot wa- ter, and, with cream and sugar, makes <i deligious beverage instantly. 30c and 50c tins. Moth kinds are'equally clolicious and cost about the same per cup. "Thes'e's a Reason"for Postum. —sold by C,roc;rs of r nupward rise, he was wont to ap- t preach on his knees to receive her or- ders or to venture at intervals to give o her advice—always• a perilous, pro- f ceeding. e "IIe is „deliberate in speech, with a e large apparent tolerance, which is, e really a self-imposed patience, for he Yuan Shill Kai, New Emperor of China. are specially excepted from raising the hat. This is all quite to the mind of Yuan. Like a Prosperous Trader. "When the President is in mufti wearing a, short jacket, he gives now- adays the impression at first glance of a prosperous Chinese trader. He is not big—about 5 feet 6 inches high-- and igh— and chunky rather than obese of build. His silver white hair is cropped short, and he wears a thick, white 'old man's' moustache and a little tuft un- der his lower lip, although he is only 56 years old. He does his daily stint o of work in a rather small Chinese w room in a single storey building at 1 at the palace, not far from where he l c lives in the Winter Palace, once the se home of that extraordinarily vigorous se old lady, the late Empress Dowager, ev whom, in the times of his remarkable dus a A Five.Cent Breakfast in five minutest- What a boon to the busy housekeeper 1 Two Shredded Wheat Bis- cuits, heated in the oven' to restore crispness and served with hot milk, make a com- plete, perfect meal, supplying all the strength needed for a half -day's work at a cost of four or five cents. The rich- "est man in America can buy nothing better. - Contains more real nutriment than meat or eggs and is more - easily digested. Made in Canada. emeneemeaus. seem. "It were a pity that he should be purblind on this vital matter. China owes him' much already. The aboli tion of the use of opium throughout the :Empire, a colossal achievement, should be his monument for all time. It is no half -way measure. Only the other day it was reported from Ying- 1 icow that the remaining opium smolt- ers and morphine fiends there were to be arrested and sentenced to penal.I servitude. "He is finding a tv1. 'o • present . n i tl financing of the situation. His fill- ing the distant Governorshi s with p mon of his choice. lie is charged With being reactionary to -the extent' of, winking at official squeezes ill the out- lying Provinces, brit this I doubt. His experience with the salt monopoly has opened his eyes. In the old Imperial times $2,500,000 was the utmost tax brought to the Imperial Treasury. Last year under 'foreign' menage - Meat it yielded $34,000,0001 Such an object lesson will not be thrown away on Yuan. "Yuan Shi Kai,. in fine, is the most I interesting roan in the political world since Prince Bismarck. His task .is even greater; but he has nerve and! knowledge." —•' KILLED IN ACTION. Number of Casualties in World's Great Wars. It is possible that the present war will be one of the most destructive in history. The war in the Balkans resulted in a great loss of life. Out of 1,000,000 soldiers in the field, no fewer than 320,000 were killed, 200000 being Turks. During a series of battles,' in which the contending armies num- bered 400,00p,` 24,000 Turks and 20,- 000 Bulgarians were killed and wounded. It is 'interesting to know that dur- ing the war between Russia and Ja- pan 60,000 Russians were killed and wounded and 40,000 Japanese out of 600,000 engaged at the Battle of Mukden. The Spanish losses in Cuba during the Spanish-American War totalle 23,500 out of 131,200 men sent there Of these 9,500 were- killed in action 1,000 died from wounds, 10,000 from yellow fever, and 3,000 from variou diseases. ALFONSO GIVES INTERVIEW. Spanish Monarch Sees No Hope of Permanent Peace. The `Argentine historian, Roberto Levilier, ;- now, in Switzerland, has' given an adcount of a recent conver- sation with the King Of Spain, which took „place at Madrid. King Alfonso, who discussed. several' questions con- nected with the war with•great free- dom, said:— "Long before hostilities began it was easy to foresee the inevitability of the war, but it is impossible to form any opinion regarding its termi- nation, Do not imagine' that there will be; anything like disarmament af- ter the war. On'the contrary, when this war is over preparations for an- other war - will be carried on more actively than ever. "I do not think that the social and the working classes of the di ent countries will bring such press to bear on their governments the latter will be unable to cr new armaments. My opinion is the socialists of all countries will come more and more friendly their' governments, and that th legitimate aspirations will be satis as a matter of good. business poi They. will also develop, and they realize that some of their lead __, who have preached universal peace, have deluded and misled them. After the events of this war the socialists. of all countries will be obliged to un- derstand that so long as human"be- ings retain their human instincts their can be no better protection for a country than the creation of arma- ments "which enable it to use organ- ized force in self-defence. And that organized force must be always ready. Facts are facts, and this earth will never become Utopia." Discussing the effects of the war, King Alfonso said:— "Very aid: "Very bad times will come for South America. There will be a rush of Russians, Italians, French and Ger- mans now living in South America back to their home lands to help in building up what the war has de- stroyed. There will be no emigration from Europe for some time to come.. Many Spaniards. who would otherwise have gone to South America will find employment in France and Italy." RECKLESS AND IMPROVIDENT. Ger hod of Raising, Money rsely Criticized. fists fi'er- ttre that Hat ]1 1 tate that �.3. lit- ThrowwAwa wl h Your fere e=/ , , fieil � �d�c0.sse5 icy. will A Free Prescription You Can Have Filled and Use at Home. Help the Other Fellow. Help the other fellow With a smile or word of cheer; Try to sing his praises While he's toiling with us here. Try to smooth his pathway As he plods. his journey through, For he's striving for the haven That we all are marching to. In the big sense he is a brother To the big and to the small; He is going my way, your way, On this old terrestrial ball, He's a fellow traveller with us, And his goal is our goal, too, And he's not a rank outsider Any more than I or you. Help the other fellow, Try to make your kinship known; ])on't think that you can travel Any path on earth alone. Try to make his burdens lighter, For it's what you ought todo, And some day when you are troubled, will c o the same for you. German Met Adve Lord Inchcape, in an address be- fore the Institute of Bankers in Lon- don, England, said the financial policy of Germany bore the marks of reck- lessness and improvidence. None of the money required for the war had been raised by increased taxation, and each successive loan meant fresh in- flation of the currency, which showed itself in a steady rise in prices. The more this procedure was per- sisted in, said Lord Inoheape, the more would prices rise, arid all official at- tempts to fix minimum prices, though they might be successful for a time in regard to individual commodities, would be powerless to meet the situa- tion. The task of redeeming the se- curities and retiring the notes would be left fax an exhausted and defeated d nation to face after the conclusion of • peace. , As certain as the sun will rise to- morrow," he concluded, "Germany and s her militarism will be crushed and the peace of the world, so far as anything she can do to prevent it, will be se- cured fax another hundred years." MOTUIERS OF LITTLE ONES: No mother of young children should without a box of Baby's Own Tab- ts. The Tablets are mothers' best fend and are as good as a doctor in e house. Concerning them Mrs. F. urger, Ingersoll, Ont., writes: "I ve used Baby's Own Tablets for the st eight years and would not be thout them. I can highly recent - end end them to all mothers of young ildren." The Tablets are sold by editing dealers or by mail at 25 rots a box from The Dr. Williams' edicine Co., Brockville, Ont. 3+ BELGIUM AND_ THE GERMANS. The Same Feeling at:Time of Water- loo as Now. Y., In Napoleon's Time. At one time Napoleon had nearly the whole continent of Europe array- ed against England. He absolutely controlled Spain, Italy, Holland, Den- mark and Sweden, had dismembered be Prussia, and was in alliance with Aus- le tria and Russia. England stood pat„',..r however, defeated his Hoots: at sea, in- W cited coalitions against him, and in the end brought about the final defeat .ha at Waterloo. The thorn fn the flesh pa of the Germans is the British calm wi assertion, "We got Napoleon event -m ually, and we will get you." eh ee How to Cook Roman Meal Porridge. M Invariably use double boiler, or set boiler in basin of boiling water. Have ater boiling in both vessels, that in nner one salted,to taste. Slowly stir one cup Roman Meal to each two ups water. Cover, set in outer ves- 1, and never stir again even while rving. For early breakfast cook at ening meal and warm in morning, ing a little less Roman Meal. It's ik, nutbrown, granular, rich por- ridge. It nourishes better than meat, prevents indigestion and positively relieves constipation or "money back." Ask your doctor. All grocers, 10 cents and 25 cents. Made by Roman Meal Co., Toronto. y. If we never made mistakes, how would some people know we were doing anything? SlSinard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria. You Can't Freeze Paw. "Popp8rr,1" "Well, what is it, son?" "Where do they keep the street car at night, -when it ain't running?" "Oh, in a >barn." "In a barn, like a horse? Why, what do they feed it on?" "Oh, currants." e has generally made up his mind long I before arguments are over, often be- n, forethey have begun. In his own I time he acts quickly and sternly; at I need, bloodily. He sees :few besides n his Ministers. He is closely guarded a since the attempt to assassinate him. But to :foreigners, and indeed in gen- - eral intercourse, he holds himself at , perfect ease and with a courteous, I pleasant manner, "At any rate Yuan does not pro- long such interviews beyond the usual enquiries in the East: 'Is it your first?' and 'How do you like Pekin?' At present he is busy appointing local Provincial Governors. He is a keen judge of Wien, and has, through his long and varied 'official life, made widespread acquaintances that serve him well. Ile works early and late. new -laid egg and a handsome porrin- ger of white bread and nmillc. Witli this diet, notwithstading the menae"es of;;my wise doctor, I ani 'now con- vinced that I am no longe: in danger of Staving:" Even in France, Where epieu : cardsln flourishes, those are. Big Eaters. Du, ohs tells of the Viscount file Viol" - Castel and the tt g,or he made. To a: company of friends the Viscount said: "A. singleesperson can eat a clinnel: costing 500.' flames."" Impossible!' was th0-simultane- ous exclamation. "I1 is well understood,",resumed Trouble Ahead.. "The real and impending trouble; will come from his actual abolition' of representative government. It is rettndIy asserted that without it no Goveiaiment in China can endure. Sober, elderly men say that, not merely Bare -brained youngsters fresh from ]nigh school. "It was lone thing to trip up, to ob- fuscate, and hold up to ridicule the neophytes under Stun Yat Sen and the Parliament they made: It will be quite another to deny, at: the Presi- dent now does, any real share in the g'obernment to the people of China. ED. 6, ISSUE Belgium's dislike of the Prussians is no new thing, for the gallant little country has had a taste of their me- thods before. Southey travelled in Belgium Within a few weeks of Wa- terloo, and has left on record the local opinion of the armies which were engaged at that historic fight. At Ghent he wl'ote: "The Hanover- ions are not liked here, but the Prus- sians are abominated. We hear of nothing but their insolence and bru- tality." Brussels was equally emphatic in its opinion. .There the Prussians were "as much detested as the British were popular," and he found the same opinion expressed elsewhere. "The behavior of the Prussians to- wards the inhabitants is represented as abominable; nothing but insolence and violence•" The experiences of the past few weeks .show that their char- acter has not altered during the past century. Too Slott'. A certain blacksmith, although an expert at his trade, was quite ignorant. of surgical methods. When he sprain- ed his wrist ono afternoon hehurried to a doctor's office. The doctor examined the wrist, and then took a small bottle from a shelf, but found it empty. "James," said he, turning to an assistant, "go upstairs and bring one. down a couple of: those phials." "What's that?" exciahned the pas tient, suddenly 'showing sighs of emotion.. "I merely asked any assistant to uring me down a couple of phials from upstairs," answered the doctor, "Mies!". !" cried the blacksmith. "No, you don't! If that hancl'Iias gob • to Come off, use an axeor a sawl" il'Xiitl.:d's Ltnimeltt Crum Colds, Eta. Do you wear glasses? -tie' you a victim of eye strain or other 000 -Weak- nesses? I so, you will bo glad to know that there is real hope for you, Mani' whose ,eyes were falling, say they have had their eyes restored through the Principle . of nelrimawonderful safters try ing it; "I was almost blind; 50010 not - see to read at all. Naw 1 can read everv- thing without any .glasses and my -eyes do not water any more. At night they would earn dreadfully; now they. feel. doe all the time. It was like a miraole to me:. A lady who used it says: "The atmosphere senn-e0 hazy. with or with- out glasses but after using this pre- scription for fifteen days everything 800118 clear. 1 can evert read tine print. Without glasses." It le believed that thousands who wear glasses can now discard then 10 a reasonable time and multitudes more krill be able to strengthen their eyes so as to be spared the trouble and expense of ever getting` glasses. Eye' troubles of many descrip- tions may be wonderfully benefited by following the simple rules. Dere Is the prescription: Go . to any active drug' store and get a bottle of Bon-Opto. P111. a two ounce bottle with warm water, drop In one 1:300.0pta tablet and allow to dissolve. With this liquid, bathe the oyes MO to four times daily. Yon should notice your eyes elear• up per- ceptibly right from the start and In- flammation w111 quickly disappear, 11' your eyes are bothering you, even a little, take steps to .save then} now be- fore it is ton late. many hopelessly blind might have been saved if they had. cared for their eyes in times. if your own. druggist cannot 011 this prescrip- tion, send 01 to the Velma Drug Co., Toronto, for complete 13on-0pte home, Treatment outfit—tablets and all, ILLITERATE GENIUS. Some Great Men Who Had Very Little Education. George Tinworth, the famous sculp- tor, whose work adorns the great min- ster at York, the Guards' Chapel, in London, and the Cathedral at Truro, was an illiterate genius. He probably had not more than a year's schooling in the whole of his life, says London Answers. His handwriting, which appears on some of the best known works, is a mere scrawl, and he could not spell. Yet he won the unstinted praise of Ruskin. Grinling Gibbon,-, whose lovely, al- most superhuman wood -carving is the chief •glory of Chatsworth and many other ducal mansions, as well as of Windsor Castle, was picked up by the famous diarist, John Evelyn,. in the direst poverty and introduced to the King. Here is a letter he wrote to Evelyn, which speaks for itself: "Honied Sr,—I wold beg the fiver wen you see Sr Josef( Williams again you weld be pleased to speack to him that bee wold get.me to Carve his, Ladis Sons hous my Lord Kildare for I onderstands it will be verry eonsid- erabeil" ere. Patrick Nasmyth, .whose pictures may be seen in the National Gallery, was not only illiterate, but, his right hand being incapacitated, he painted with his left,_and he was also very deaf. Yet he had made his name by the time he was twenty. George Morland was another illiter- ate genius, the mere prints of whose pictures are worth big sums to -day. He dictated his own epitaph: "Here lies a drunken dog." He seldom took a meal -with his wife, cooked his own food, ate it off a Chair by the side of his easel in his studio, where not only pigeons flew but pigs ran about. 3 LONDON IRISH EXPLOIT. Electricity Milked From German Lines Used for Lighting. It is related of the London Irish Rifles that on one occasion their tele phone lineman happoled to find two five cables nn the ground in the rear of their trenches. No one knew to whom they belonged or whence they. cane, but rumor had it that the gen- erating station was somewhere in the ?German lines, The linesman promptly fitted wires and carried them to the battalion headquarters, the , dressing station,, officers' dug -outs, .etc. Lamps were found in the deserted houses of a vil- lage just behind, and for many weeks a first-class electric installation was. in full working order, with power sup plied by Germany. When the platoons charged the Ge man trenches at Loos some bright spi- rits tools a football with them! 14 Minercl'e Liniment Cures G5l1'S•et in Cows He Knew It. "There's lots of money in stocks," "Quite right; that's where mine went:" THREE VITAL QUESTIONS Axe you till of energy, vital force, end general good health? Po 705 knew that geed digestion ie We foundation of good health; Paine and op. AFTER MEALS MOT TAKE � $ols t all Dmge.ts, or direct on rccei t of price, Eec, end 51. much as the Imagism A. J. White &Co.Lnu