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The Clinton News Record, 1919-2-6, Page 67-1,,,gr:riseterieleineettee Its niehrte$s uattyi Iesk,A.Pet results Isa.1.1q1Jo 9ther 1244.s1eanwhere Black 04 Green or 1Viixed, u Sealed Packe ....-... What Are You Afraid Of? 'There am one or two words that I eltouid culeout of the English language them. ' Armee in a hatithig dileh ' if by ao doling they eould be removed layers a cooked diced potatoes and from the tient-doneness of- the people, elked egg- Add ar"m- elatiee* One of these words ts fees. Not thet &pinkie the top with the ,cesuanbs and fem. hos psayed Kith a isig pal iin the bake in a 'inocknititte teven 'for 20 mid ewes (yt Enema 1 spoakmg ,p,oprie as notes. TOM !MGT be vaned by the in those of some Miter nations If ' addition or mimed' ham sr lefttover St. load, we shourd root tosclaY esge bacon or the ackletiecin set tfi oup of domocraohcist Oertalnly St was net glnited ch8000 'in the ereatm ''iacace and tear that earned .e.ur boys ahead on a tittle cayenne pepper. the essat'ern front E'er tiler d'id iot Oatnlled and Tomato Sou,p.-2 cups fight; either theough rear a their a- mak, 1 °An left -ever eakneal Par- ' "freers Of of German kultur, but from ridge, 1 cup strained tomato, celery, Sheer love of liberty. And the spirit Onion and beerleart, salt iand popper to -whit which our men fought ought to taste. Soglel mei& Add tete oaltaniral ahoy. .ael rulers the superlioe value of Porridge and _nog 'wen. Cook the rein to fear as.a conmeltleng motive. Minato and seasonings and *nein But while fear of serne snobs is for-. Add to them a l'ilhah of soda.'mlid ..lei forms «f fear which pew havoc ereer with the mirk and oatmeal. Serve - whieli, whieti it deems too Wiry, for . l'Iroisif• Of -.yell hot. PUSSY 0. F1.-- M. S. all toe Meny of etur lives- - -. 118.1110:We st pet e bogie a Boone seat, et.--- W;Ordds, to err friends, is to ue a re- • miller bid roan 14,thestaa., „Don't you How Cats May be Called Upon to know people ' with ' hignitortable ' in- Serve Their King and Country. comes who aze afeelel to spend a cent, It M. Salvage Ship Se— was for fear they'll:ire in the poor house2 laid up .for repairs and refit after. a 1 ,Ancl there are ilue mothers Nvho wont long spell at Sea saving damaged or let Jehonie go swimming for fear deeelict vees,els, One day a small, he'll get drowned, never Seenting to stray cat came welking up the gang - s:0 that it is tete hay who knows hotv way, its tail stuck hopefully in the to swim .who is usually safe. And air. The little animal was seen by one ether Meaen° whl° meke 'Man' Ive-tT of the workmen on board, Who prompt - flannel summer and winter for fear ltS started to "shoo" it away. The ette'll toke cold. I skipper a the L—, ha -aliening to There ere the women who. are al- pass along at the time, bade the man waYs in a Fain° fel' fear they won't desist in his. efforts to rout pussy. get their work done on throe, though i me worker. grew curious, for he theY allve7e have Pulled threhgth` knew .that the ship already possessed And, the men Who are conebantly stewing for fear theyrr lose their a maitot in the shape of a thorough - jobs, and the girls who live in a state bred British bulldog. of meeker tension for rays ilrevious 1 joic"iWngalnyt. 'er for a pie?" he asked The skipper grew serious. . to examen:Wiens for fear they won't, pass. As a matter of Oast, the meet' . "There's many s man owes his life surprised folks on earth would be t a cat," he replied, "or even a rat! Ito may seem a funny thing to say, ettp of bread crumbs, sat land pepper to test% Boll e .tite eggs and 'slim eegn., .0.1.0- 1111140. -:nip, yet there are1V11041 03 (X0110t311 00 hat I Saw in a London Air Raid By William, Harper Deem PAIt'l' II 'ilbisfis-Londots ' rumbling London, packed in fiteeete 'with thue- dering looter beasee, taxigabs, mili- tary ears. Men and 'semen look lap to see the Muirehlighte gashing the bluesbleck night In never-teing race. There ie no %Wen to:Alight, At, well, there wall be no radels And so I reasoned that night, es I torned over ,in bed teal went la eleeP. Boone timer later I PLIth upright, !lett ening, The Sound, waa mindistakeiltre the -same puleitg jar of gone you hear at the.front or drain the night raid, I event to my window, Care- fully pulled beck the right -Proof eur- *eine, and looked out, No moon - just a star=litt might The firing becarne heavier; leut not a shoes As I dressed •I wondered how eould have 'stein through those sirene and np to tile moment wben the Him WaS actuality over London. I -went out and stiarted for the lobby. Doorways were opening and dosing. all •along the ileitis -way. Men and women-ettlicierre end their wives and' daughters -hastily dfessed, were snaking in the same direction as I. 111 the hallway of the second floor I passed between 11 double rank of maitlit etanding with their backs to the walls. They were wrapped in blankets thrown over them nightdresSee, The lobby was filled, se were the tee -rooms, music -room, writing-reetn. Some -were reading, °there writing. 003110 g• , ting. But there was a PolPobht ten- sion, You •could fed it. • "I didn't ligar the eirms," I said 130 a 13r1tesh officer in midttary overcoot and pajamer. "Oh, no; we dont use them any more, you know. Maroons give -the woromg-hear them?" • So they had rert been. gene that roused Me -just the .ineisting of eignal bombs high ep the air to warn sleeping London that tbe Hun was over the Channel tied would soon aa. lets, We were merely waiting fee the stem to break, The Maroon ceas.ed 'Pim a long, tense. siSence. Sachtertly-KRUMM! You could feel the air beat against your eardrums. The windows rat- tled. That wos the first ,gun or the first bomb, no telling which. The next moment hell wag loosed. - The women' clerks behind' the desk pebbled their account books; stuffed them into the safe' and turned the combination. Then they sat down, folded their hands in their taps and thesse same earararty seekers if the things they are afraid of should come to pass. They knew very well thltngs will NV.Ork oat all right, butt they seem to enjoy keeping in a stew. Probably the &rifest sort of fear, though, is the kind that gets us to spend money for things we caret af- ford for fear or what kakis say. Some- tionee it is simply "being a good fel- low," and a.gain it is the "good fel- tondo VIVO" whoSpends the money for dealer or furniture SO her sat won't talk about her. As a matter of fret spending the money peobabliy occa- stoles more gesigip among friends than hold and keep it there for a minute paving 1.6 •wouRd. Per friencle-so or two. Then we pull him up. Some - called -ha -Ye a way a figraing out times he's all right, just as alive and just whet you can afford to spend kicking as 'when he was let down, so. and calling yea a feel -when you 11.1Efl we know we can get on with the ex - in debt to keep up appearences and amination of the hold. But some - keep thole friendship. times the creature is pulled up dead I •suppose this suet of fear comes or dying; then We know it means -toes from not realizing that the world Is a of life for my men if they go below. reidior large reace and your own par- So let the little joker come aboard," tinter Get only takes a tiny cornet he concluded... "She may be the means of i.e. If you should move into the of lessening the Navy's casualty list" next township the folks yeti have beer; So the kittenduly became a incen- se anxious to please would forget you ber of the L—'s crew, and, like that over neght. And you world find that crew-, eveuld be called upon, perhaps your townts big man had never beento give its life in the service Of 'its heard of in yeur new ocananunity. So country, . but 1 wish 1 had -a few rats aboard." ."You see," he continued, Puffing his pipe, "we never know what we are up; against. When We come across a dereliet ship. There's all sorts and Conditions' of. craft I have to board to examine, and sometimes it's un- safe." • "Why?" asked the worker. "Gases or poisonous fumes," was the rejoinder, "Sometimes there is cluite sufficient to kill a man. When we get aboard a stranger, I first of all have a Mt lowered daWil into the -why take so much pains to stand in with people? Better stand in with your own selferespect and yeter con- science. It es the host way to whi the reopect of others. Perhaps ible most tragic fear is tilie fear of dicath. Most of us, happily, con put that off our minds but ocea- simally 10,0 find 5001100110 ,Atio lieVer , gets a -way from ithe temegfhit• of death. It, ,seeros to hang over them always, the -world to coal More them any, even tholig11 they are iii the best or thieg else, says an English newspa- health. I rerriember one boy of :tour. per. If beneath her soil and her river tem end a veceneen of thiety Who soth. beds she had pessessed as much gold fend in this way. Ilkley could never as Australia, or California,' or South talk to .34170110' for long without re- Africa, it would not have availed her ferring to their borree.of dying. This unotaturail fear kept them from enjoy- ing Ife, enclinetrientally gave most of their • friends eold dents when they wen about. As a mattee of foot, whet there BRITAIN'S BLACK DIAMONDS , PrOduces One -Quarter if All the Coal Used in the World. Britain owes her position in the world of commerce and industry, •which means, hr tiaancial status in nearly so much as her wealth • m 'black diamonds," • Not only do they Ind IMployment for upwaiide of a million Men, but Indira* they pro- duce employment for the cotton, woollen, iron, shipbuilding, and many to be so afnottleof-lienng or doing. other great; industries, without which If we piety the •gasne square we need this countey would soon be plunged 101 povertet It is an amazing :feet that Britain' produces a fourth of all the coal used in all the world. Coal is money to ,Britatet. She pelts hi coal for thee - sande of commodities* which are im- ported into the couetry, and which no, anlountitef "recenstruction" could 011- 30 able us to preduce within our own ' Groomed Caltbiage.-1 cans Mop. borders. let Itritem s coal Is by no ped cabbage, cup mem„sneer eatennears inexhaustible, and it is esti.' rue pepper, nor gee 3301)10317411)111)11. elated that at •tho present late of 3130)7 eeorse gen rogri, teoeorrery. consemption •it can only. last about Add the cream 41331310 3134 emenning. fire Inmdrad Yeare; enel retheiiet. Serve very het • 0abbitge 310419.'- 113 tents oablecon, % chip tomato, 1.4, cup 'or ,ossion ewer Do Not Forget the Point of Thie Otte, 'OS nip eta:Tote (heed Seasonings pepper, istioleat, if(Synie, perrlieSc.*ars P fear no one while 1133 live, and! surety there will, be as little -to fem1 when we .91181 beyond. Fear 13naleitheur name for bondage. 11;1133 no place -in the voettbelwry of free inert and Wonnen., SO if tom have risen, incluilging in It, ' now is the thee to east it but-DII, • Thrift Redees.' holl etobbage end draft, Pet on , lt Waif Dean SWift,who said that". it required a sergieal °post -ion to mate a Seas -Mae me the point of e' waited. The perions Opera(' the deort to let tin theee men 'who had bow* meght in tele ttrest and f341•Owee those arrows on the bltae-Coatea street lighbr Whiell lead to air-eald ahelt, 04180 Their 001111hipt wais Ter all the 9Tho11 134)41 ;69rViteent'711011:110.dt inth '34 at:11°12r:: An ()Meer on leave 'Promenaded 'with hits wife dinging to hits 510111 .aa she °hatted and taugleecl. The /alto! Writers coutinned oto write, the tee, drinkers Seemed the sacieltarene tab- lets in then' ettne, Over in 30 earner • white-bitiest British, <Afton slieltit in a deep leather 01134141, Two ghettoes" fell to getrafing” the "beendlie! bodies," bectrose belie Were ringing fee Shoes -warioh had been left outside doors and evere now downeetanre tor Cele midnight polishing, • 'An' 110111 100 'ave la tyke 'ern eli up agle11 are bring "ein 510W/I again • pollish 'ent 'em heel< again! The blighters!" I went over the. music-rooni stand i11 the dooewtry while,a wound- ed officer -a mere bey -teat at the piano and through the swelling -mom 0± 3he im y e et wskis' Fourteenth Minuet,. A Cana - chest Red Gross nurse jetliner 7110 and through the rest of the raki, ;She the officer. set at the piano, she clis- cottilsed upon the marvels of.evar-tirne surgetw. Next morning all' London Went about its work 113 neuter There were O few 001)130801311mndo on the fact that this waii the first starlight raid I ever made on the cite, and thiet dos- ed the MSG,. Biot the next night the vaudeville 1 houses feetumed rade -with ration- ing. I happened to be at the 03113s. 0313111. "Another raid last night, Mrs. Spriggins," said the woman to the next in rine in the Meal -queue skit. Really. replied Mrs. Spriggs -ins aver ter eltmelder as she began a mad search for heir meat souposte. 'ere they are! Now; you know, Ien ,rather hied .of fearild, Mrs. Ltnnsden, but 3 thought I <Id 'ear those syringes Igooff n last ight. I" "37311131051 You Mean sirens, Mrs Speiggins. But we don't use tivose any move, you ltnow; now we 'sive the nutearocmsl" Pour y,eaite eighteraids reducied , the British to this 1311000 31f mind. As a psychologist the Gramm is a splendid egoist, for lre took the mea- sles or his own spleit and Nvikh it en - 'flea -mead to gauge trait of the British and the French. -te A'MARVELLOUS STORY OF THE SEA FACTS CONCERNING SALVING oF MEN IN SUBMARINE K13 Through an Accident in Testing a New British Sub, the Crew Were 5413' Hours Under Water. This story has been left untold for two years! The censor sat eit it! 1*13 was a' Fleet submarine of a • a -sailor, sent to 13ar31elot a telegram of which the pUrport, rendered in the language of the naval signal book, ran 'Manoeuvre Well Executed.' " Salvage Extraordinary. It is an amazing story which Mr. Copplestohe tells of how the salvage ship' Ringer threw hawsers round the 1*13 and then set to work to cut the -nose off the submaeine, at if it were the end of a cigar -and thus prowide an exit for the imprisoned men. Before this was done the co-opera- tion of the men within the subinarine had to be secured. And first of all they had to be supplied with fresh air and communicated with by Morse new type, more like a submersible messages hammered ea the shill of destroyer than an 07<11113007&wee. the submarine. 'water boat. " Fairfields, of Govan The long, flexible tubes, seven built her, and 6.cc-en nowslt were unf, inches in ill -meter, which was to epee wise to be too explicit in description. tm a clear passage between 1*13 and But some few details are- neeessary the upper air arrived at 4 a.m. en for an tinderstandin of m to • Wednesday morning, but it was not says Mr. Copplestorie. • "She was over three hundred feet long and dis- placed 2,000 tons when submerged. "She was accepted for the Royal Navy by the Admiralty officials. The Unexpected Happened. "Then 13 13303 that the unexpected happened, as it always does at sea. Herbert decided to take once -more dive perhaps just for luck, perhaps to steely himself upon some nicety of trim. He gave the order to close down and dive, and the 1*18 dived. Though the order had been given to close down, and the reply received that the order had been carried out, the ventilators had been left open. Instantly the water poured into the engine and boiler rooms, drowning those within, and the 1*13 sank by the stern. The water flowing towards the control -room bulkhead compres- seclethe air in the mom, end indicated immediately what had happened to the alert SenSeS of Commander Her- -bert. 'Our ears began to shim' say theses -who welt within the 'belly of the ship, • g41/1 Hours Under Water. "It was ten ,o'clock on, WednesdaY evening, January 31, fifty-fotir end a half hours after 1.(13 had sunk, that her forty-nine surrivors emerged itito the blazing arc lights which shone form the Ranger's masts. They could nob spealc, many of them could scarcely walk. • One by one they were helped by.kindly hands along a gang-. way to a tug and thence to the shore, They stinnbled 3511070, unconacions.of the chews whith greeted them, gaz- . . . n e withoutr Logo io 3141011) 1)110 friends who welcomed them, And ze to Shanclon, where they were put straight into hot baths and lifted Jhence into bed. For they NVere 11111111) and perished With cold, • - '4 Illans:COVre Well EXectiteci, "It its Owasso colcl in a deep -diving sibmarine, even in high summer; in the bowels of I1)18, lying scventy feet dem in the Northern mid -winter, the cold, thoitsth little noticed at the thile, bed been peralyzing. Potty home of bad end poisioncent alteilfty-four hours of. bitter cold, had brought the height flame of them morrs lives down to a peer flicker. tut recovery was rankly mid' not eue, of. the survivors dime - the tiebbage Ito took in 7 Nips of vie'. joite„ arid n young Englishman, who, 'pointed by, Slyieg those who had ;caved tee tsithrtlio seerioniegs and other tat a party conmesed moistly of Scot.'' blot. Vegetiettlile; earoste, enicst! soul.teleatxt,I Mee, had, inet made eeveral atteilipte "TWetitr hours niter tile ltIst Inan (Avilt unite' oat • 11ui vegetellolee etrehte creek a Joke,itud :fulled to evoke 39 -b44 bade 'flecked out of 738 the • teelder. '13(14(1 ogi the siegolotingst riot!, $piirle `from his cofripaniorte, Itotwiteet, whjol, held leer eiperted 1o, 11 Meere 03331-33334I,r, hoer' bored tills, O11<1 eeelitifeed stiftrile: 11110 icerik to the bottoni of the Gera. befoteS die SeelP 40,111VIshitel, • Remove! "'Why, it would- take a gimlet" to Iheli the bog ollieb, the FieretolDot 41 leke hitt) tlle beetle of you Stiotee veil lea, • • leen!" ' Age end Petah Floallep,---9 hetild tenlieof One of them, "hut 'hotted agree, 1 t‘ Mos 000103(34 (Heed the, gilt:let won't1 tieed tri he More- IStifieitoee, 114, elfshe Wolin same, 44 poivittd then the delfts!" "The miteld did not due with news of the stetO Which 1 have told, for the eenem felbOde, Mit 3113 Ms,t,iety, Willi Was a SailOe-before he. 1301) 0 Xing, end relealte fleet end elwarS 110W TIIE GERMANS ENT IIOME fIBRE ;AN BYEIVITNES$ TEI.4LS 031 74141 IETSAI1I 07 DEFEAT. That Littered- France Mel Belgium 116 the Hugs Sullenly Withdrew te the Other 514e ,the Rhine. When in August, 101,4, the German army marched• into Breseels, the Streets of the capital meg foe eight hoors tethe*clang of tron-shod heels, the eletter of hoofa, and the rattle of, limber and gun carriages, writes -a 13xitirth officer. The impeeesion dE ebeolute efficiency produced in the minde of those leho watched that 'end- less pretension go by was posit:Weir overwhelming. No Power on earth, so it seemed to them, could hope to vanquish these hundredS of thousands of :earthing men, well equiptied, and supplied with every modern device for waging war successfully. The German army appeared indeed invin- cible in the proud unfolding of its power as it tramped through this streets of Brussels, Neutral observr ets-especially the American War correspondents -lost no time in spreading this impression lnoadmet through the world. The state of Ger- many'e preparedness for war was staggering. Such indeed was the les- son which that impressive -311111'y 113130 Brussels was intended to teach.' It is well to dwell for a moment on tho recollectilki of the German Ariny sweeping into Belgiem on the high tide of the first month of the war, be- cause of the contrast it affords with the retivement of the Gorman Army from Franco and Belgium in Novems ber, 1918. The greetneas of German's fall fields full eopression in this con- trast. The army V&A preSSed fol. - ward eager for victovy, and ready even "to the last gaiter button," fell back, a gaunt skeleton of its forma self, in a state of lamentable disre- pair sueli as the most audacious opti- mist, ot 1914 -and there were many sucle7-would not have drearned 34 contemplating. . A Bit of Our Own Back. , -"To see the state in which -the Huns went home was like getting a bit of oUr onm back," say otir poor prison- ers, who, tithed adrift by their late torturers watched the whole tatter- toreedines, 'had created drain OR the German supply ter. ,army lemma vildch had long entstrippetlete slips AY. 'rho tiumbee lierstri elicited to intently and. stuff' officolito.31/1314 etrietly, curtailed, 10110 '413e, einatY Of berets dectreased to such a degree that the French 'and Deightel peaeanta closteee that they have na seen a decent -looking lioree fer inbuthe. The horses ettptered frera the Geenmee durirg the retreat Svertgin lainoritable condition from a long cornao of over- work •and undelleeding. SoMe were adeally so rayenous that they fought with one another to get the fodder provided for there by our men, . ,,The horso situatien ;was . further complicated bY the shortage of motor cars. Gummi staff ears, which hi the first years of the Germap occupa- tion were seen on every road M. the army zone, had latterly become es rare as strawberriee in December. Ordere were issued 'that ears • were only to she ilsea for long joraneys where speed was essential and way connection was bad; otherwise steff offieerso-at any rata hi the "Etappen-Geblet" or the zone of the lines of econentinication-were made to ese carriages drawn by horses. And such horses! Furthermore, mange and other diseases broke out amongst the German horses, 'so that the Pfercle-Lazarett, or horse hospital, is a familiar feature in every village on the late German lines of communica- tion. In the last instance, under the pikestue of the advancing Allies, the Germain did not hesitate to turn their horses adrift without food when they had no further -use for them. All this accounts for the groups of enthueiastic admirers that surround the officers' chargers, the transport horses, the motor -lorries, even the despatch- riders' motoe-cycles,.111 the towns and villages liberated from the Huns. : AIRMAN'S MENTALITY , Army Pilots Are Subjected to Strange Medical 'rests. It has been found that flying, in the sense of actuabpilotingedemande rather more than mere physical fit- ness. It requires a certain- tempera - /I -10113e certain .clistinctive psychologi- cal chatheteristics -to make a really good pilot. The discovery and classi- fication of these charaeteristics has for a long time been the subject of exhaustive study and investigation. by the medical service of the Royal Air Force • One of the first mental qualifica- dermalion procession of Germany's eons required by a good pilot is keen beaten armies defile past them on the alertness. Action must follow thought hard Belgian highways. The eight, with lightning rapidity. To deter - they say, consoled them for Shale mine -capacity for this, certairgtests; sufferings. It showed them in a flash known as action tests, are applied. beyond all doubt that the Allies had Ono of the simplest of these is the, won the war. The roads over which light Jest. An electric light is sod - the victorious armies are now ad- denly switched on, 4131 the flying offi- vancing towards the German frontier, cer is told immediately ho perceives strewn with the litter of this, the it to prees a key. By this means the gmatest debacle in the Bisthey of the time, to the thousendth pert of a world, are in themselves eloquent second, is nleasurea which elnpses be- tween the lighting of the lamp and the action of the pilot which follotvs his conception of it. But mentality is not the only fac- tor. The emotional element is also irnPertant, and -is the basis of an- other series of taste depending upon blood pressure for their accurate re- cerroboration of our prisoners' stories. I am not retelling to the manner in villa the great Getman retreat woe carried out. That seems to have var- ied considerably, according to the army and ite commander. In the case of settle bodies of troops, dis- cipline appears to have been well Maintained, and the battalions march- 1 cording. ed toward the German frontier in For instance, fear has certain good order With their bands at their I known effects upon blood pressure; head, Elsetehere the retrera generat- as also, of course, have enact., and ed into the disordeety progress of a other emotions. It is not desired that rabble of dirty soldiery, over whom , n' -pilot should be without fear. Fear until four hours later that it was in the officers had no control, selling their is one of natures safegeards. But arms and ecolipment to the highest what is imnertent is the effect of foav bidder, and looting and pilfering as upon the inclividual. TI; leis two very the fancy took them. As a general different effects upon different organ - rule the front line troops seem to isms; paralysis and stimulation. 0101/1091317, the livinn e em must he haBestit prineseervveerdy thenesebestihdeiPsetipatlione'of capable of fear stinmlation, and by squalid misery to which the British means of stranze looking instrument; blockade had reduced the German -combined all along, of course, with a Army sprang to the eye. It is of close,. exert study of the OSNrcholocw these outward and/visible sions of f the pilot under MS eare-the doctor gauges his temperamental suitability ‘fvoort.707:1111nisgai.11.7011 voince on. and the data months thie inmortant obtnined will be invalumble in the place and in effective operation" says Mr. Copplestone. "To the eager salv- ors the delays were exasperating; there were many more delays, even ..more exasperating, to be suffered be- fore their job was finished. They had to explain to -the enfeebled folk within Precisely whetie the tube was to be flxd up and how they were themselves to °complete the open passage. The tube was designed- to screw, by means of an adaptor,. into azt ammunition hoist, and, when this was done, it needed but the removal -of the retain- ing plate inside to put the device to immediate use. . , By Morse. "When the salvors had done their part it was for -the peisoners to do the iest-to remove the inner Plate as quickly as they pleased. But when it came to explaining, this not very complicated operation by tapping out messages in Morse on the deck it was by no menet; easy to get 1*13's sur- vivors to take it in, By patient -repl- etion that was done at last, and then -the divers brisieethernselves with fix- ing up the tube. "They had to measure the screw threads, so that the adaptoreatight be. elide' to fit aceurately and to prepare 31 peeking of tow soaked in tallow to exclude the water. A salvage steam- er is a traVelling workshop and divers 11110 skilled mechanics, so that this Part of the jab, though it might con- sume time, presented to difficulties. By eight o'clock on the Wednesday morning, the tube had been screwed firmly into place, the inner plate of the hoist had hten removed, and the men, who had -,tor forty and a half hours lain burled in a steel coffin, were at Ingth enabled to' draw into their impoverithed lunge air which was free from pollutions,", Rad No Eas Meek. The wee being now virteally over, the following story,' recently, related with great gusto NY flenevatelletain, is perhaps a bit out-of-date. Ilut it is a vatting good ono, so hare goes. An Americae soldier in a front line trouch (said Petah)) tthe smoking futiottely one of those black ci- gars • our tvans-Atlantie allie5. so greatly favor. Suddenly he took it feom between his lips, and offered it te a Evench sehlier standing (10311) 340 him. "Here., Leon," he said, "hold !hie Cigar 813100181113 while 1 lteeve'a bomb Pio the Granite trench." • Bet the Fecechnine recoiled le m a 7, "Non, Mot, Monsieur!" he loudly ejeettleted. "Non non! I will bola me 131111143 7031 thrOW See oigw," disrepair into which the German Army had :Wien that I wish to .speak. Transnort difficulties were at the bot- tom of all Germany's troubles. Lack of vithber, lack of petrol, lack of Inbs ricating oil, lack of herses„ wers the comino 0111 of aerial development and troubles which, combined with Lucien- exploitation. dorni appalling strategic mistakes and the irresistible •onensh of the Allies, brought her to her knees. , German Substitutes. Every road along' which the Allied armies are adiiancing is strewn with the jeteam of the German retreat -- VILLAGES FOR '11-111 WOUNDED Britain Blinding :Douses for Oledical Care and Training of Soldiers. A new village, one of the by-pro- ducts of the WIlr, 18 abOnt to rise near motor -lorries, motor -cars, P. S. wag- Andover, in Hampshire, says 1111 Leg- gons, limbers, water-earts, gems, lish rawspaper. It is the first of the mess -carts and ambulencesS And villages which the Ministry of Pen- accomplish in 0 few years as mush AA every one of• these is were, rusted,. virms Wends to build for the medi- could be wrought by a whole ism:vete, ditty, dilapidated,. driven to a stand- cal treatment and training of dieabled I of olchtime kings With cerseripted en. I labor and the lido of 1191(10040 of Tli 1;iam lte the motorslorties. With their. The uctuel site selected by the VII- tbouunds enslaved War captives, cheap 0131111118 screens and iron -shod ffige 'Centres Council is at Eases The area to be redaimed lies dl. Wheels, they make' bid n •Peor show The estate COVerS an area ot over El roCtlY 011 the route of the Berlin -to - beside the solidly -built Well-equiPped thousend nem, with ecoommodation Bagdad Railroad, with its contene RESTORING THE MESPOT. DESERT 013EATE8'n RECLAMATION PRO. :MCP IN HISTORY * British Will Ifeeleint' the Region Bee tween the Tigris and Euphrates Prof Bagdad to Babylon. The greatest reclamation project In Mettler will soon be undertaken by the Britieh in Mesotiotipide, , which, will thereby be 'restored to he andee Prosperity and agricultual produe. avenue.. The area concerned is of more than 6,000,000 acres and is ,as large as the whole of Egypt. Roughly speaking, it covers the region between the Tigris and Euphrates and extends from Bagdad to the ruins of the dem- lotted Babylon. Of all regions on earth none is more favored for the production of cereals. Craton, sugar cane and In. dian corn will flourish there as on the Nilo. Tobacco Will find itself at home as in Egypt. Wheat NV8S there first cultivated by man, Mesopotamia was a great food. producing country before the dawn of history. By -tradition the Garden of Eden was located between the Em phrates and the Tgiris, and one hae only to refer to the first book of Gene- eis in order to discover that the Para. dise of Adam and Eve wm irrigated. Irrigation in Ancient Days. There lay the secret; for originally when Mesopotamia acquired its earl- iest population it wile a desert, as it is to -day. Irrigation rendered it pro. ductive. Its climate, as now, was dry, but through it ran two -rent riVers, and the engineers of antiquity conducted their waters out over the land by means of canals. The operations were extended until the, whole country was covered with a Vast system 'of canals, some of which were deep enough' and wide enough to be navigable. There ;were reservoirs for the storage of water that assumed the proportions of con- siderable lakes, on which ships sail- ed and around whose shores were letilt the villas and • other palatial dwells ings of -wealthy citizens. We know these things because re. mains of the ancient canals and ruins representing gigantic dams are there to -day to tell the story. 33 18 reckon- ed that the quantity Of water with- drawn frOrn the Tigris and Euphrates for purposes of irrigation must have greatly exceeded what was left in the beds of those stveares. The glories of the Mesopotamia -of 3,000 Years and more ago are familiar to all readers of history. Its teeming wealth was the deeire of all eastern conquerors and , its eossession the crown of their conquests. The Power . that held this fruitful territory in an- cient times held the East. Again and again it was overrun by compering armies. Somewhat of this -we may learn from the Bible, the cap- ture of Babylon by Cyrus being only one enisode of the kind, War signifies Wholesale destruction, but apparently a cause imnortantly contributing to the final ruin of Mesopotamia was a change in the course of the Tigris River, which deserted its oldtime bed and era 55 netv one. Mesopotamia Will Again Flourish.. At all events, Mesopotamia, once populous and prosperous, became again a desert. But the rivers are still there, and to restore it to its former fruitfulness -to make it again a happy land, rich and inviting habitation by industrious millions -is a mere engi- neering problem. The gardens of Babylon and Bagdail are historically famous. Eden is the most celebrated of all gardens. A land that offers the production of tierce! and other crops in tropical profusion as a reward for a steeply of •water easily furnished cannot longer be el. lowed to lie barren and desolate. When it is considered how crn•!cl end primitive were the methods uti- lized by the engineers of oncient Mesopotamieerheir achievements are arinzieg to contemplate. With rem. ante ancl mortars of which they knew peeling, with the power; or steam aid electricity available, with llast• ing powders and dynamite. end, &hove all, with labor-saving machinery and dredges, it 31/111 4)0 easily possible to vehicles of the 13711[811 Aenty's me- for 1330 men, When the village has charrical transport Whiell are spinning been completed eines will he' 1.001n gaily to victory .past these (3 01:10111(1 f0r 11 thollStilla people, 11.110 Will re - derelicts. The motor -ears that may ceive simultaneous treatment and be sem by the roedsidesre mostly of !reining to fit them for envious forms a shoddy ,clescription, With 01d-10811- of work, es rite as their dienbtlities lonecl carrosserie and badly upholster.. will pernit. A leredred thousand ed mats, the thin leather often worn pounds is revived to put the scheme into full swing. • Latra on, 113 15 hoped to establigh these villages ill a needier of differ- ent entree, end they may go a long way towerds solving one of our most smious after -war problems. or patched. And tvhat can one say of the bycycles with their rope tires, or ingenious arrengenient of speings evelosed in a double steel band; with rusting chains and'ehipped enamel - such ramsbackle old machines as ore never seen nowadays outside of the rag-and-bone merchant's) store? The comments of the nativee of the liberated tcinitories of Prance and Belgium as they wateh the 13vi3iiii Arany missing through :furnish an il- lumieetitg insight into the sorry pas,s into which the equipment of the Ger; man Army had fallen. Thoth are three things which chiefly- excite admiration and aatoeisinneut beyond even their delight in the fine appear- ance of the men and the comforting spectaele of the liberator's strength; the horses, the mato3)4rans4lort, the Army's boots, especially the mounted bilkers' and traesinut drivers' field - !meta. , Overworked and Undorfect Tho grata' German ofronsive of Mara last, followed by the retreat, Arta egiribitked With Old file3g5ftni, raids of the Allied aircraft on 1313 German "COMRADES OF THE MIST" -- Admiral Beatty's Farewell to tife United States Navy. Admiral Sir David Beatty WeS 113 one or Ms happiest moods when ad- dressing the American sailors the dther day aboard 11.3.5. New York. "I hope," be said, "thnt in the smi- th* which, Atheival Rodman. Mlle me, always shines on your shores you will not forget your comrades of the mist mid your pleasant amend:mg of the North Sea. This is a queer placd, ag you Totthd, bu1 you were nola the first to .find it out. There was a great explorer Marco Polo, who, atter travelling over the world thirty years, one day -Nand himself. in the North Sea, and then went home, Wont tO bed, toul did -not travel any more," , plated extensions that will tap all i parts of Mesopotamin. Thet road, thanks to happy ement events, will not be under German control, outside of Germeny. As further develoecd. ittwill connect the East with the West (as the Germans meant it should) and Mespot (as the British call it) will ship to the Mediterranean tie produce laimed by the West and td. the Persian Gulf the produce demand ed by the East, As developed undo: the now con. templated plans, Mesopothinia will he in effect a vast OASIS perrennielly ir- rigated by stew -fed rivets. It Wil be a, "protectorate" melee Britist control, In order that the Terme mat be safe from the marauding Arabs whose predatory inclieatione ere, undo. present droned:levee is eon. 813111 threat. TC Wits a Nerd Fly, Anyway, A certain spinster was a Most not- able hotetelteeper, and the intoincelat2 ne.atness and older that dietinguierati every roo*13 la her house had made 0, deep impreseion upon ter emell bet observant eiece. Gee clity the 113118 girl returnee home after a Leg party al uunthdt Ind in an awed tom. stild: "Moeiler I saw a tly in ii,infief large, bet," after a socoroN thing:Mc ail, was ;teething limit.;