The Brussels Post, 1941-12-31, Page 7WATCH ON WEST COAST
TYpicel of the stout little vessels which have forsaken the fishing trade to serve the Royal Canadien
Navy for the duration as patrol boats is the craft sh own here, bucking a Pacific gale.
Have You Heard?
It was the firm's annual dance.
The junior bookkeeper bad chosen
a very attractive partner,
"By the way," he volunteered as
they danced, "I'm glad our mana-
ger isn't here 'tonight. IIe's about
the biggest ass of a man one can
meet, and not fit for intelligent
company."
She stopped dancing and stared
hard,
"Young man," she- snapped ang-
rily, "do you know who I am'!"
"Not the faintest idea," he add,
satsUy,
"Well, I'm the manager's wife!"
She informed him.
"Gee whiz! he exclaimed "Now,
do you know ,who I air?"
"No," said his manor.
"Thank goodness for that!" he
replied, as he backed hurriedly for
the exit.
The husband, after a very
tiring day, wag enjoying hie
pipe and reading the evening
paper. The wife who was poring
over a crossword, suddenly
galled out: "Henry, what Is a
female sheep?" "Ewe," curtly
replied her hubby, and that's
how the row started:
A. Scdt boarded a tramcar carry-
ing a very bulky parcel. The con.
ductor, noting the size, decided it
was above the standard for free
carriage, so he said: "It'll be a
penny for you, and threepence for
your parcel,"
Angue was stricken speechless
. for a moment, and then he stuck
his elbow into the parcel and said:
"Come oot o' that wi' ye, Sandy;
it's twopence cheaper sitting down
than for me to carry ye!"
"Eternity Is so vast—who can
comprehend !t?" said the
speaker.
Perhaps," said the little
man in the back row, "you
never bought anything pn the
monthly payment plan."
A radio actress who had just
learned how to drive told Max
Mal'cfn, program driector, that
she'd give him a lift home after
the broadcast on CBS Sunday
night. As they came to an inter.
section a cop held up his hand.
"Hey," he said, "you can't make
a lett turn,"
"What do you mean, I can't make
a left turn?" retorted the indignant
actress. "I learned that in my sec-
ond lesson!"
"My wife used to play the
piano a lot, but since the chi].
dren came she simply hasn't
time for It," "I know. Child-
ren are a comfort, aren't
they?"
There was no doubt about it—
the theatrical magnate was angry.
"Don't ever mention the name ,
of that low-down; double-crossing
twister of a leading lady!" he said.
"I had no idea she was that
sort" replied his friend.
"Why that girl's so mean, she
not only pulls the wool over your
eyes, but ft's 90 per ccet cotton!"
"Is Mary your eldest sty.
ter?'
eyes."
"And who comes after her?"
"You and two other fee
lows."
MODERN
ETIQUETTE
BY ROBERTA LEE
1, Of what should one be oare-
ful when planning to take a guest
for an automobile drivel
2. Should a widow, upon her
second marriage, wear the engage-
ment or wedding ring of her first
marriage?
3. Is it all right for a mother to
allow her children to attend a
party at the home of someone she
does not know?
4. Should one allow his child
to stand up or sit onthe arm of
his chair in a theatre?
5, Is it permfssable to dip celery
or radishes into the salt dish it
the dish is an individual one?
6. Who compiles the list to
whom wedding invitations are to
be sent?
Answers
1, See that the car is tidy. Old
shoes lying on the floor, packages
scattered here and there, soiled
rags or newspaper's on the 'Bent
indicate carelessness and dieregerd
for the guest's comfort. Also, see
that the windshield and windows
are clean and do not 1n any way
obemire the guest's vision of the
scenery. 2. No; they should be
put aside. 3. Yes, if the party le
given for school friends, 4. No.
This is a very selfish act, as it
obstructs the view of persons
seated behind. 5. No; take e. little
of the salt in the saltapoon or
with the end of a clean knife and
place It on the side of the dinner
plate, or the bread and butter
plate. .6 The bride and bridegroom
together, consulting the parents
of both.
Well Trained Mine
Sinks Supply Ship
The Germans would prefer to
have the people of Norway think
that the British are "doing noth-
ing." Therefore all news of the
sinking of German supply ships
by the British along the Nor-
wegian coast is carefully with-
held, At the official investiga-
tion into the sinking of one such
ship the Norwegian captain ex-
plained that a submarine had ris-
en.to the surface, halted the ship,
given the crew ten minutes to get
into lifeboats and had then sunk
the ship.
A German officer interrupted:
"That is nonsense!" he shouted.
"There are no British submarines
along the Norwegian coast. You
must have struck a mine!"
The captain repeated it was a
submarine, but the German in-
sisted he was wrong.
"Very well, then," said the cap-
tain, He then revised his account
for the records: "A mine came to
the surface on starboard side. It
halted us, gave us ten minutes to
get into lifeboats, then ran smack
into our ship, sinking it."
Nearly one-third the food now
consumed in Germany consists of
potatoes.
EX FISHERMAN SERVES IN R.C.N.
A fishing boat captain, offering the services of• himself,
weasel and his crew, Is given a navigational test by two. officers
the R.C.N.
HOW CAN I?
BY ANNE ASHLEY
Q. How can I prevent the whites
of eggs from falling after whip-
ping?
A. Add e. Dinoh of cream of tar-
tar to the whites while they a•3
being whipped,
Q. How can I clean gold or ell -
ver lace'f
A, Sew the lace to a strip of
clean linen and boll in s. solution
of one cupful of salt to one gallon
ot water. Dry without removing
from the linen, and then sponge
with a piece of white velvet dip-
ped in alcohol,
Q. How can I mend holes in
enameled ware?
A. Use equal parts of soft putty,
table salt and sifted- coal ashes.
Cover the holes well and heat on
the stove until the cement is hard,
Q. How can I skim grease from
the top of roup?
A. Take square sheets of clean
white tissue paper, lay one sheet
at a time on the surface of the
soup. and all the grease will adhere
to the paper.
Q. How can I remove soot from
wallpaper?
A. Use cornmeal far removing
soot from wallpaper. First, brush
off as much of the soot aa pouible;
then rub on the cornmeal until it
bdcomes soiled; brush off.
Brave Patient
Amazes Doctor
Don't Englishwomen aver oryr'
unmixed with astonishment, not
unmixed with irritation, a Gorman
surgeon who dressed the wounds
of a etewardess aboard a raider
in the South Pacific which had
peaked up survivors from the liner
Rangitane it had sunk.
He had discovered that +?a pa-
tient, Mrs. Eliasbcth Plumb, of
London, had been suffering for
nearly nine house from serious
wounds, received when a shell
buret in front et her as she was
leaving her cabin. She had then
staggered up on deck, guided pass-
engers to boat stations and when
all had been taken aboard by the
raider refused medical- aid until
everybody else had been attended
to.
To add to her suffering, when
the captives had been landed on
the island of Emiru by the Nazis,
- anxious to be rid of them, see con-
tracted tropical ulcers.
The story of her heroism was
pieced together by a son, a muni-
tions worker, in London, from frag-
mentary letters from the mother,
messages tom the steamship com-
pany, and finally by a citation
from Buckingham Palace announo-
Ing that the British• Empire Med-
al had been conferred on her.
ialrs. Plumb is in Auckland, New
•Zealand, with one of her sons,
who is in the Army. A third son
is an air gunner in Iraq. A fourth,
an air pilot, was killed last year.
What Science Is
Doing
SOAP
To make a batch of soap re.
quires from three to seven days.
Joseph J. Jacobs of Brooklyn Poly-
technic Institute cuts this down to
fifteen minutes, Soap is usually
made by treating fats or tallow
with a )weak solution of lye in wa-
ter, just as the ancient Egyptian'
did. Mr. Jacobs uses no water, Pat
is dissolved in kerosene and solid
lye added, Tho mixture Is then
heated to a temperature higher
than Is now possible- The lye
reacts with the fat 1n less than
fifteen minutes to make soap. This
hot mass of soap and kerosene
Is then sprayed into a va'cuusn
chamber, Here the kerosono and
sottp, vaporize oft, leaving a dry,
granular, porous, quick -dissolving
soap behind. The kerosene and
glycerine are coudeused and sep-
arated. Tho kerosene can then be.
reused for a new batch, The heat
coats aro about ono -twentieth
those of premed methods. Indus-
trial soap and high-grade toilet
soaps can be made.
Treaty Protects
Migratory Birds
Signed Twenty -Five Years
Ago ey Great Britain and the
United States
Tile Migratory Bird Treaty be-
tween the United States and Great
Britain had its twenty-fifth "birth-
day" on Dec, 8, segued by the two
natione to protect migratory water-
fowl and other forms of wildfire
going back and forth between
Canada and the United States, the
treaty was proclaimed by Presi-
dent Wilson-bn Dec. 8, 1916,
"It is no exaggeration to call
this treaty the Most significant
advance in the history of wildlife
conservation in North America,"
Secretary Ickes 02 the Interior De-
partment said of the anniversary,
"In 1337, a similar treaty between
Mexico and the United States was
coneumated to protect migratory
birds and game mammals going
back and forth between these two
countries," "
"Discharging our federal obliga-
tions under these international
agreements Las made possible one
of the most sucessful wildlife con-
servation programa in history,"
Secretary Ickes added, "Not only
doers the Department of the Inter-
ior carefully regulate the hunting
of the specie" affected, but it also
maintainsea nation-wide system of
refuges to protect and encourage
the migratory birds. The resulting
increase in birds is today the best
Doesfbe evidence of the import-
ance of this international cooper-
ation."
Read The War
News Carefully
Som. Very Sound Advice
Offend By The Ottawa,
Journal
A British M. P. complains that
statements of British "official
spokesmen" prior and during the
Libya attack were "too optimistic"
and wants an explanation. At the
same time Mr. L. S. B. Shapiro
writes from Washington:.
"There is much comment 1n the
oapftal and not a little criticism,
oQ London's handling of the story
oC the fighting in Libya . , - Most
of the argument resolves about Mr.
Ohun•chill's original announcement.
It is claimed that the Prime
Minister's assessment of the situ-
ation after the first day of the
battle was much too optimistic
and that It promised a quick and
smashing victory over General'
Rommel's forces."
This is what comes of people re-
fusing to read war news carefully,
and refusing above all to study the
tett of official statements. Actu-
ally, Mr. Churchill made no predic-
tions about Libya, held out no
Meets, was neither optimistic nor
pessimistic. What he did, and all
that he de'I, was to explain the pre-
parations for the battle, tell of the
advance of the first days, compare
the conflict. to Blenheim, and any
that its consequences would be im-
portant He certainly promised no
victory.
Read The. Texts
Further: Going back over Cairo's
dally official statements since the
beginning of the Libyan battle,
one finds them extremely conserv-
ative;
onserveative; completely objective. In no
single case did they promise a vic-
tory, or make extravagant claims.
Whatone wonders is: Del the
average reader read these .reports?
Or did he prefer the highly imag-
inative stories of special correspon-
dents, most of whom could not Pos-
sibly see more than isolated frag-
ments of the battle or grasp its
tactical significance?
The Journal has all along advis-
ed people to read the war news
more carefully, and above alt to
read the texts of official reports,
and the texts of Mr. Churchill. It
is only by such reading, with the
aid of maps, that ono can follow
this war. Never mind the "experts"
and never mind, most of all, the
eoonemiete-•-the people who prs
eternally winning tits war by dew
covering that .tile enemy is aiaort
02 aemethiull.
The battle in'LtiYa is not yet
over; may yet result in s vete!
victory, to the meantime, while its
result is being determined let us
not blame Mr, OburclaUl's wpeech
for making us too optimistic, The
fault was not with Mr. Olturohill;
it wes In the sllpebod way in weigh
too many people read Mr. Claw -
Three 1"R's" Defy
Blitz In England
The idea that education would
he the first casualty of the war
in Britain, and that children
would not be able to carry en
their studies, has been dissipated
by the President of the Board of
Education, In an interview that
was broadcast from London he
said that education was being
carried on not only to provide
for the future and build up the
minds and charactere of the boys
and giria to lead the Empire, but
also because it 1e one of the im-
portant sources of supply to the
ministry of manhood production,
"Today more than 90 per cent
of Britain's children are getting
full-time education," it was stat-
ed, "School buildings have suf-
fered damage, and in one city 60
per cent of them were bombed
out in a single, night, but all the
children were in school within a
week. We have a large ,measure
of humanity in the life of the
children which has been invalu-
able in the upkeep of morals.
Health of the children has also
been looked after and there is no
reason why it should not improve
during this year. From 60 to 90
per cent of the children receive
milk," said the speaker.
How Mr. Churchill
Won His Captaincy
Mr. Churchill has been ap-
pointed colonel of the 4th Queen's
Own Hussars, the regiment which
he joined as a subaltern in 1896
when it was under orders for
India,
The Commanding Officer, then
Col. Brabason, war an old friend
of Lord Randolph's; he told young
Winston that he was a clever
young man but could do with
discipline and that a good cavalry
regiment was the place for him to
get it. Would he, therefore,
promise not to leave the regiment
till after he got his troop—that la,
his captaincy- Winston said that
he would not commit himself to
that, but he would promise not to
leave the regiment until it had
won the Indian International Polo
Cup.
Colonel Brabazon, knowing that
no regiment had ever won the cup
before it had been three years in
India, said that that was good
enough for him. But the 4th Hue -
ears team, of which Winston
Churchill was a member, won the
cup in its second season, and the
war correspondent and Prime Min-
ister -to -be was free of his prom-
ise.
Bundle For Britain
A brunette, twenty, rather
streamlined and a Chilean, with
400 hours solo flying and 800
English words to her credit, Mar
got Duhalde, joined the W.A.A.F.
in London last September and is
now engaged ... ferrying Spit-
fires from factory to airdrome.
Some bundle for Britain!
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Place Australia
On War Footing
Prime Minister John Curtin an-
nounced stveeping emergency mea-
sure. to draft all available man-
power into the armed forces and
place the entire nation on a war
footing.
Single men from 18 to 46 and
married men from 18 to 33 will
be required to register under the
new draft laws. Veterans of the
last war were being mobilized for
guard and coast defence duties.
Tho cabinet laid plans for drastic
gasoline rationing and checked
fuel, coal and clothing etocka and
air raid precautions,
Women rushed to answer a call
for volunteers for the auxiliary
services.
Army Minister Francis Michael
Fordo announced all militia met
had been called up for full-time
training.
Factory Cooking
Leonard Toddings, a Bermuda
editor -proprietor, was much fes.
pressed by an English tank fee -
tory he visited . He talked to a
furnace hand during the dinner
break. But was it a break?
With a piece of red-hot steal
as a hotplate and another piece
of armour plating as a grill pat
he made a. perfect welsh rarebit
from his daily cheese rations lift.
ing it off with his tongs as slickly
as a chef. In the intervals he pro"
eoeded with his contribution to the
next tank,
Press Censorship
English newspapers are attempt.
ing to operate with press censor-
ship such as described in tint
story from Newspaper World,
London: "Once upon a time there
was a ministry _ of information
carrier pigeon, And as it was
flying leisurely to its destined
it was jostled by a second p
which bawled: Get a move en.
I've got the denial!"
One Way To Win
"There is only one way in
which we can win—mobilize the,
conscience of the world, fortify
our own spirits, meet blood and
iron with blood and iron, carry
the weight of material to help the
best men in the world; gather our
power in all its strength and
strike-" — Leonard W. Brocking-
ton.
Aggravating Gas
When stomach gas seems to smother yea,
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Just Too Much
Said a wife in Tottenham polies
court: "My husband was a home
bird, blit when any daughter
brought home her sergeant -major
sweetheart, he walked out, saying
1t was too muds for him after his
experiences in the last war."