The Brussels Post, 1951-1-24, Page 2Circus Freaks
Of Other Days
Fifty years ago, no circus was
complete without it, sidesltow-s.
The great 13arnahn had "spotters"
throughout the world looking for
novelties in human or four -legged
form. IIe exploited the blue -skinned
Man, the etaetir-skhme4 man, the
lion -fared toy-. a sword -swallower
who put lighted electric 1 taps in
his interior, a titan \rho could shift
1118 heart :, couple of inches, and
the &guest Woman on Earth.
The laet-uatned was not really
ugly. but she was sufficiently differ-
ent acially rout the average indl-
• victual to eraa:e a sensation in the
United States. Incidentally, •front
earning a ,paltry living in Deptford
as a ca,ted help she became coin-
parativ.de wealthy from a -handsome
salary and 3 percentage 0f her pic-
ture postcard sales.
Annie Jones, the Barnum bearded
lady, was rich When She retired,
She was very musical and spent
the greaser part of her leisure
hours in art galleries in various
parts of the world.
Two notable survivors of the
freak era are the flea -circus and
the midgets. Last year at Olympia
a troupe of midgets appeared and
the flea -circus, conducted by a
"Ugliest Woman" — F B I
agents said Mrs. Lucy Con-
lisk, a former school teacher,
admitted driving the get-
away car in a $5203 bank rob-
bery at Antioch, I11,, last
March. Mrs. Conlisk made
even bigger headlines by de-
scribing herself as "the
world's ugliest woman."
womanae' -
who had been an aerial-
trapese
trapese artist, did big business.
They were the foremost attractions
In the fun fair.
Time was when almost every
freak of nature was on show, Giants
became the chief among them,
It was claimed for Song Shu -tet,
at Luna Park, Shanghai, that he
'was nine feet five inches and that
at one sitting he could eat four
large rice puddings, a chicken and
twenty-four eggs.
Giant.. on shoe in the last few
years hove seldom been taller than
eight fee:. Some, with the aid of
the showman's vocabulary, have
been described as being eight feet
five inches. When actually they were
rot more than seven feet six inches.
But .pinny Duffy. attached to
'Wirth's Circus, in Australia, was
seven feet four inches at the age
of thirteen. At nineteen years of
age he was nearly nine tett tall.
There is a legend in Scotland
that, once upon a time, there ex-
isted a giant named Funnan, who
measured eleven feet in height: but
there is no actual proof.
Tile probability i, that he was
cotfusc•d with the Irish giants of
fairy lore, one of whom, Fin Mac-
Cou1, is said to have waiked across
the Giant', Causcnay from Ireland
to Scotland,
Two much -boosted Iriell giants,
Charles O'Brian and Patrick Cotter
were 0,' more than seven feet nine
and three-quarter inches. and eight
feet two inches respectively.
Among the hutnorous oddities,
there was Tomasso, described by
Barnum as the human Piucushiot,
who claimed that he could control
the Circulation of his blood. People
^;ea. iurited to stick pins, needles,
and even hatpins through his ears,
arms and jipe, and he wouldn't
bleed.
Another queer exhibit with Bar-
num was ,be Heinen Ostrich, a
Went 11(111110 iebo seemed to thrive
on a diet of grass, nails, tacks and
other dwnties,
'l'hc,•c hate Leen many armless
men and women who count write
a c0.,:,:erplate "haud" with their
feet. Otte of them, t'nthan, who
appeared at the London Hippo-
drome, ased a typewriter.
Fire-eaters have gone out of
.fashion too. A woman named
. Stromboli had a gas -bracket fixed
to her mouth, and she lit the Jet
with a taper, When gas mantles
carne into vogue she fixed one in
Iter mouth, turned on the gas and
stood before the audience i0 full
lncandeem,:tee,
. On show at Ot1C •tittle WOS Attie
'Destur Arian, a native of India.
who had a moustache sixty-eight
Indies long from tip to tip.
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INGERPARM
e� um¢n.dol.i.ne P Clcveke
"One man's meat is another man's
poison!" How true --and how fort-
unate. if we all liked the saute
kind of cleat and it was equally
good for everyone there would
never he enough of it to go around.
And by "meat" 1 ant not thinking
of what we eat but of work, plea.
sure, governments, climate—in fact
anything and everything that con-
cerns our way- of living. Sometimes,
1) that Coinfection, you wander at a
person's choice of sort. as his or
her way of making a living. For
instance, if you have no liking for
the type of work they do. you night
wonder why anyone would want to
be a doctor, a nurse, a telephone
operator or a dentist. Yet all such
work Hurst appeal to a great many
men and women or they wouldn't
be doing it. And isn't that fortunate
for us? However, there is one outer
thing to reuuember—so often choice
of a vocation is as much a matter of
fashion as diamond socks and short-
ie coats. Young folk, in their for-
mative years, get a notion for doing
just what the other fellow is doing
--which often leads to round pegs
in square holes. Remember the
period when most young fellows
leaving school wanted to be bank
clerks, and Most of the girls either
a school teacher or a nurse. Later
there was quite a run on insurance
agents and travelling salesmen,
while every other girl thought a
stenographer's desk was, the place
for her.
Now there is a gnat increase in
the variety of jobs available—now
some girls think longingly of a job
as stewardess on an airline and boys
of being operators or transport dri-
vers. Just a few of them—both
boys and girls --think farming
MIGHT be all right.
The sante thing applies to plea-
sure. No two people have exactly
the same idea as to what really Con-
stitutes pleasure. s'A quiet evening
at home or among friends can be
more satisfying to some iolk than
all the highlights of the city . , .
and vice versa.
As for government and party
politics . . well, we had better
skip that one. But wouldn't it
provide a good illustration of one
man's poison? P010011 . , . Olt toy,
yes!
Take climate . . 1v11y is it that
people choose to live in any partic-
ular country or district? Why
choose an isolated area when you
might live in a•we"-populated coo -
muni '
ty . Or why chooseq uarters
as cramped as the proverbial sar-
dine -can when you could, if you so
desired, live out in the country?
Or again, why live in the Northern
Ontario backwoods when you night
get a job in the city and live where
there is plenty of life and enough
noise to deafen you?
Well, I guess you see what 1 tun
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My Son, My Son—.After a 42 -year separation, 83 -year-old Isaac
Neubart was reunited with his only surviving son, Leon, who
arrived with his wife and child aboard the Gen. Blatchford..
Leon was located in Germany by the Hebrew immigrant Aid
Society. He was six mouths old When last seen by his father
and the only member of the German clan to survive- 'World
\\'ar IT.
driving at, What actually- started
this train of thought was a letter
we got from Bob. Bob, apparently,
is in his glory—living and working
among all kinds of heavy con-
struction machinery. Noise all day
'and all night. Trucks with tires
so big it tapes five strong me*
even to tip them up on end. And
the price of theta around $1200 a
piece! Buckets om the power -shovel
big enough for a man to crawl
around inside theist. And the
weather --so colts the men are work-
ing in zero temperature a good deal
of the time, And Bob has been our
what he calls "the graveyard shift"
--which wouldn't make it any
warmer The plant shut down fur
Christmas and then all the trucks
had to he towed before they would
start again: the shovels also refused
to operate,
At Christmas Bob went 10 1-11,i1
Itis uncle at La Cave. Drove there
and had three flats on the way,
caused by the extreme cold• :1t
2 a, waschanging a ire at
tn. het
25 below zero!
And yet to is happy ... that is
the life he likes, Oil and gasoline
seem as necessary to him as fresh
air to a farmer. Why anyone
should prefer that kind of life to
farming is. hard to fathom, But so
it is, The more 1 think of it the
better I understand the feelings of
the Mother Igen who hatched out a
duckling. Partner has never want,
ed to do anything other than farm
so Bob can hardly be called "a chip
off the old block". Unless one
might say there is a similarity even
though circtuustances arc differ-
ent. You see, Partner was tate only
one in Ids fancily who wanted to
go fanning—and his fancily could -
never understand why. Nor could
my family understand why' I was
willing to be a farmer's wife, But
there you are --warming was our
"meat" --acid could we go back 30
year; we would probably stake the
same decissiort again. True, it has
sometimes been pretty. "tough
meat" but it has nes er been
Illegal Parkers
Read and Shudder
Maybe the city council a£ Spat.
ding, England, has bit upon the
perfect device for staking motorists
behave. If Spalding motorists don't
pay their 35 -rear municipal parking
lot charges, a policeman will de-
flate their tires,
The Spalding city fathers hate a
sense of proportiot worthy of the
great Mikado oho, in G and S's of t
the same name, proposed to make
the punishment lit the crime:
And snake each prisoner pent
Unwittingly represent
A source of innocent merri-
ment!
Of inuoceiut merriment!
The Mikados of Spalding, under
such a syst hn, could work out a
list of penalties for various offenses
for which motorists are noted, And
policemen whose (parking) lot has'
not been a happy' otte might begin
enjoying themselves.
The Spalding experiment is nota-
ble for harnessing a natural tu'ge
in behalf of law enforcement. As
Sir Walter Scott put it, lives there
a man who never to himself hath
said, "I wonder what the driver of
that ear would say if he carne out
and forum all four tires flat!'?
When the United Nations finds
so apt a penalty for aggressors, and
so delightful far law enforcement
agents to apply, motorists with an
unpaid parking tot charge soon will
be,
---The Christian Science Monitor
ISSUE 1 — 1951
StINDAYSCIIOOL
By Rev. R. BARCLAY WARREN
B.A., B.D.
THE GkEA'I' TEAClii(Il
Mark iv:1-20: 26-34
Memory Selection: Take heed
what ye hear: with what measure
ye mete, it shall be measured to
you: and' unto you that hear shall
more be given.—Mark iv:24.
,lesns Christ • was the Greatest
Teacher of all time. He spoke as
Bever man spoke. In today's lesson
He teaches concerning His kingdom
by nutans of parables. A parable
has been defined as an "earthly
story with a heavenly meaning."
Put we Host not think of the
earthly as the source of the heaven-
ly. Rather, "The Lord is king, not
borrowing this title from the kings
of the earth, but leaving lent his
own title to them; and the 'king-
dont of God' is, in fact, a most
literal expr505ion; it is rather the
earthly kingdoms that are figures
and shadows of the truth."
The parables arc simple so that
even a child may understand, When
we succeed in employing enough of
simplicity to engage the mind of a
child, our sermons will reach a level
that strikes the heart of the adult;
"for the children's heads are just
about level with the hearts of
adults."
The kingdom of God b'econtes
very great front what seems to man
as a very insignificant beginning.
Certainly when Jesus was crucified
there seemed little likelihood that
Idis followers would rise to spread
Itis truth around the world. But
that is the case. The Christian
faith is the most powerful force
iu itis world today, Evil still ex-
ists, but in its midst God, as Lowell
hits said, keeps His own,
"Careless seems the Great Avenger,
History's pages burs record
One death -grapple through the
ages,
"rwixt old systems and the Word.
Troth forever on the scaffold,
Wrong forever on the throne,
Yet that scaffold sways the future,
And behind the dim unknown
Standeth God within the shadow
I(eepiug watch above His own."
Some day truth will be on the
thro1e,
Curious Grounds
For Divorce
The t•a^i' \t illi which divorce can
he obtained in the United States
is resulting 111 au increasing 11tut1•
her of applications based on more
and more 511510tt5 t•hrittts.
• Otte of the latest is the endive..
tion of a Detroit parson cut the,
growols that hiyr wife refused to
dust his Bible,
A 1\lichig:el 111511 hus sued hie
wle for divorce an- the grounds
that when he proposed his 11o1mal
spectacles- were broken and he was
wearing a pair which were out of
focus,
Strange? 0 calirse it is, but not
more so than the reason for which
a Los Angeles Woman actually did
get n divorce—het' husband called
her a fool when she trumped his
are in a card gauge,
Nor is it more absurd than the
reason for which a matt from Yar-
mouth, in Maine, was granted a
divorce --his wife gave hint too
much pea soup,
One can sympathise with some
applicants, however, There was the
man who found out after he had
married that his wife had tWenty-
seven pet cats.
And there was the woman in Chi•
sago who had little difficulty in get-
ting et divorce on the grounds that
her husband's pet dog and pet
monkey made life unbearable be-
cause of the patter's habit of throw-
ing stones at her,
It seemed she was afraid of Brent,
and when they tried to conte near
to iter she threw small pebbles at
them. For a while this kept them
at a distance until the monkey
learned the habit of throwing then
back,
One of the latest divorce appli-
cations is from a girl in Tennessee
on, the grounds that she was too
young schen site married to know
what she Was doing. She has been
married two years and her age
at the moment is 13.
Perhaps the answer is given in
the bylaws of Nevada, where a
residence of six weeks is neces-
sary before qualifying for a divorce,
but six months residence is essen-
tial before a fishing licence can be
issued.
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"Dear Anne Hirst: I have a hus-
band who does not trust me. 1 ant
so fed up I don't know which way
to tiro!
"Before I mar-
ried, I was off
031 the wrong
trach. My hus-
band knew about
it -- and has
never let me for -
g e t it. Since
meeting hint, I
have never
cheated. Iia
does not believe it, While he was
abroad and in service he had several
affairs, tied he accuses me of the
same sins at that time.
"Day after day, I hear the sante
thing, He doesn't even trust 1115 to
go shopping by myself
"He is a wonderful provider. He
never lets our children or me do
without anything We creed, Ile does-
n't drink and he just likes to spend
his time at 1101115 with the television,
He leads a hermit's life, and feels I
should too.
I have no girl friends. The only
place I visit is ,ny mother's or his,
and then I have to take the children.
I like visiting, for I ani home all
week with the children.
"I should he thankful to have a
husband who takes care of us. But
I am so miserable I sometimes feel
like walking out! I (1111 love hint, but
not like I used to. I know if he keeps
up these accusations I'll be a ner-
vous wreck in a few years.
"I'11 do whatever you say.
DISGUSTED"
TAKE A STAND
Unless you want to keep on living
this sort of life, you will have to
take a firm stand.
You will have to tell your hus-
band you cannot bear it any longer.
Having to defend yourself con-
stantly against his insulting accusa-
tions is warping your nature so
that your health is being cndam-
gered. You cannot be a good mo-
ther, nor a normal wife, when you
are under continual suspicion. For
the children's sake, as well as for
your own, you must effect sonic
change in your way of living, and
quickly.
If he will not go out with you,
you will take the children and' go
alone. You will stake new friends,
and invite then to your home; if
he is sullen and inhospitable, let
hint be- You will take the children
to movies, too, and give them little
parties, so they will have a more
normal life with their friends
It is not enough for a man to
provide for his family's material
welfare. He owes them spiritual
satisfaction, too. And lie owes his
Wife his complete faith. It is his
duty to stake sure she is enjoying
being married to him, and making a
home life for them all that is right
and rich and full.
—Or would your husband rather
have an invalid wife on his hands?
4. 4, 4,
A man who does not enter into
the social life of his family and
who deprives his wife of human
rights, is cheating them ail of their
due ... Anne Hirst will help you
in your problems. Write her at Box
1, 123 Eighteenth St., New Toron-
to, Ontario.
Which is your way of making
people happy --wherever your go or
whenever you go?
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