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The Brussels Post, 1949-1-5, Page 8Pleasing Parents 'Phillips 'Brooks was called upon •lo preside over many christenings in his Boston .parish, and he knew it would never do for him to praise ibis baby •more than that, for their mothers relight compare notes, Yet he must say something nice about each, and so great was his rhetorical genius that alt agreed Pastor Arooks had said 'lust the sweetest things .about out` baby," but none .was ever .able to t ecali.anythiug more definite a than that he had paid the baby .a special .compliment.. At every •christening, he would take ;the in- fant in his arms, and gazing down benignly upon fns wrinkled features, .ous voice, cry out with great. gusto, would smile and, in his fine, sonor- "Weil, this is a baby, isn't it?" HRONICLES INGERI'RM 6 werviot(t e P. C l6n r ;e ,One day last week I wasin the city. Business kept me occupied until noon, After 'lunch, it being so close to Christmas, I thought a little last minute shopping might he in order. Perhaps I might chance on something new or. novel—per- haps, who knows, I might even find the Christmas spirit. So I dived through the revolving door of the nearest department store and came up for breath on the inside. You see those doors were turning so fast, with so many folk going in and out, one had to literally make a dive for an empty stall, or miss it entirely. Inside there was the usual crowd —lonely, embarrassed males shop- ping in the lingerie department; teen-agers in the record shop; young married couples doing a lot of look- ing but little buying—probably fur- nishing their dream -hone -to -be after they leave their one -room apartment in Mother'shome to set up for themselves. And in the flower shop a young fellow, hands in his pockets, looked longingly and unbelievably at roses forty-five cents a piece. Another, an elderly man, was buying a few delicate snapdragons . did he have an invalid wife at home, or in the hospital, and was he trying to bring a little brightness into her life? Down in the gift shop a middle - Right In The Swin—Gay plaid, set in a background of black, makes an appealing swimsuit for Miami model Bettye Wil- liams. • 13ra top is boned for wear Without the halter strap. Why Ask Me? Addressing a trade association, one of the speakers, dealing with the question of what constitutes an expert, said that it rentittd him of a lady who went into a store to purchase a pair of birds. She -told the salesman the variety she wish- ed, and that she desired a male and a female. The birds were finally selected and handed to her. She then asked the salesman how she could tell the difference between the two. He, instructed her to go to another store to buy a supply of male and female worms, and that when she fed the worms to the birds, the male bird would always eat the female worms—while the female bird would eat the male worms. ,,She thanked hint profusely and went on her way.. When site got to the door, she turned, came back to the salesman and said: "I must be stupid, but how am I going to tell which are the male and which are the female worms?" And his reply was: "Madam, I am only a bird ex- pert; you will have •to see a worm expert about that." What Number A•Mexican Indian, who had nev- er been. away from the small town where he was born, set out to ex- plore the wonders of Mexico City. He became intensely interested in the hotel's hot and cold running Water, lighting arrangements, and elevator. All this was bewildering, but the idea of the telephone was incon ccivab le. "Do you mean that I can get any - think 1 want by talking into this thing? Could I even order a pair of shoes?" he demanded. Reassured by the bellboy, he lifted the receiver, and no sooner had he listened to the first -words of the operator than he threw the telephone to the floor . in terror. "Dios nliol" he cried. "Without my even saying I want- ed a pair of shoes, her first ques- 9on was 'Que humero?'" Gate Crasher The crowd was surging toward the race -track gates. The famous horse Citation was running in the feature race: Nearby a little man looked long- ingly inside, Suddenly he saw a man get through the gates without a ticket. "'.Chat's alright," lfe heard hitt say to the gatekeeper, "I'm Citation'. trainer." "Its alright," the next said. "I'm `en's owner" • An idea situck the little man, Boldly he walked over and started going through. 'He was collared and pelted back, "Who do you thiffk you are?" he was asked. "It's a lriplu," he sold, "I'm Cites lira.° 4623 ' SIZES 12.20.40 Out of the romantic era comes this adorable blouse! Pattern 4023 has gay scalloped front, tuck at . 'shoulders, full sleeves. Wear with your new whirl .OR slim skirts! Pattern 4623 comes in sizes 12, 14,"i0, 18, 20; 40. Size 10 takes 2r/q yds. 22 -inch. This pattern, easy to use, simple to sew, is tested for fit. Has com- plete illustrated instructions. Send TWENTY-FIVE CENTS (23 cents) in coins (stamps cannot be accepted) for this pattern. Print plainly SIZE, NAME, ADDRESS, STYLE NUMBER. Send your order to Box 1, 123 Eighteenth Street, New Toronto, Ontario. aged couple wtre inquiring the price of a silver tea -service. %Vas it for ' a wedding present, I wondered? Apparently $125 was a little more than they expected so they wan- dered away. One look at the bargain basement and I fled. Woolen jostled each other at every vaunter and in the aisles, A few rpeelc men trailed along behind their women -folk, carrying bulging shopping bags. Tired, dishevelled and protesting children' were dragged along. The air was stifling. "No," I said to my- self, "I'll never find the Christmas spirit clown here—there isn't room!" Back upstairs 1 watched the re- aetion of the sales -clerks. Most of them were astonishingly polite and obliging, the only hint of impatience was when a •customer could not - make up her mind. Somehow I felt a little of the Christmas spirit had found a resting'place behind the department store counters. However, I soon tired of the stores and went to visit my sister- in-law. A little old lady got on the street - car finely grasping a four-year-old grand -daughter by the hand. "Grannie, when do we get off—eh, Grannie—when do we?" "Soon, dear very soon." And Grannie looked every bit as excited over whatever was in store for then as the wee girl. The tram stopped . the little lady and the little girl hurried to get off. The con- ductor saw them—leaning forward he called—"Hi, lady, not this stop next stop is Wellesley" Alt, the Christmas spirit, I though. Why . else should the conductor worry if the, two had to walk a couple of blocks? We started up again; this time I noticed a man, deathly white -and. strap -hanging! There was obviously something wrong and I quickly offered him my seat. He spoke not a word but shook his head. It was then that a man sitting next to me came to life—"JIe can have my seats" he said. The white-faced man accepted. It wasathen that I noticed his blue hospital jeans. Later some school girls boarded the car; this time there were almost ertough scats, but not quite. A minister got on; one of the girls, to my great delight, immediately jumped up anti offered him her seat. That, I thought, is not the Christ- mas spirit. It is just ordinary, everyday decency and respect with that child. - Before going to the station that night I stopped at a florist's and treated myself to a large Boston fern. It was after the rush hour so I took a chance on what would happen to my fern on the street- car. But right away I got in a • mix-up. There was I, one arm full of fern, the other hugging my bag and a parcel and no ticket! Somehow I unearthed a loose quar- ter in my pocket, got my tickets and then couldn't tear one off. Seeing my predicament another passenger came to my rescue, tore off a ticket and dropped it into the box. Such a little thing to do, but without that Christmas spirit in the air my fellow passenger might not have noticed me at all, But oh, how nice it was to be back at Ginger Farm! The Co • operative Bank of New- buryport, Mass., spent $500 in ren- ovating a vacant house. Then they fdiscovered that the house didn't be- long to them — theirs was two doors away. By Tam GREGORY J IF YOU ARE FACED WITH THGE TASK EOWF WIITHOAI STUa ROILY RUSTED HEAD, off' TAPPING THE ..HEAD OF THE SCRiEW.DRIVER WITH A HAMMER AS YOU TURN iT. THE COMBINED TWIST- iNG AND JARRING ACTION WiLL LOOSEN THE CORROSION. r1 VE E RA GOYNUNTCURIT.WH MOUNTING HINGES, SAW INTO THE CREW SLOTS AT AN ANGLE. AFTER SCREWING HiNGE INTO PLACE DRIVE A NAIL DOWN THIS ANGLE AND BEND • • AS ILLUSTRATED. Beating Mary's Record, Sally Has Three Little Lambs—Sally Ann Chitwood, fifteen years old, is seen fondling her well-bred woolly lambs before entering them at a show. Their names are Tom, Dick and Harry and they average 110 pounds each. How to Launder Fine Fabrics Now that our table linen is no longer limited to the large white damask tablecloths which our grandmothers considered the only thing for a lady's table, and the shops are full of all sorts of en - tieing and colorful luncheon sets, doilies, runners and so forth, we must give a little thought to the method of laundering, if they are to retain their original attractive- ness. White table linen tray be nashed just as other white cottons and linens; that is, first soak them in lukewarm subs, wash them in fresh hot stuns, thoroughly rinse them and dry in the'snn. For colored piece„ however, un- less one is positive the colors are fast, a little care should be taken to preserve the original attractiveness of the ,material. Just as for colored hankies the safe procedure is to wash all types of colored table linens in -lukewarm or cool suds, to thoroughly rinse them in clear, lukewarm water, roll in a !Turkish towel to remove the excess .moisture, immediately un- roll and hang to dry at once. Some of the thinner materials are ready to iron at once, Articles with embroidery or appliqued designs look best if ironed on the wrong side over a soft pad such as several thicknesses of a Turkish towel. This makes the embroidery stand out and look more like new. When ironing linen it is important to irou the material until thoroughly dry, as if left damp it tends to have s puckered effect when dry, Square or oblong articles and also round doilies should be ironed with the thread of the material in order to keep the nein shape. Linen. table mats edged with lace or crochet require special cart in ironing. The mats should be pinned in the correct shape to the ironing sheet when wet, placing the pins close together where the lace loins the linen. Iron with the point of the iron and keep the mat pinned out till the lace is quite dry. A lace cloth needs careful hand- 11 ling and the very mildest df soaps should be used for washing it in warm water. If washed in a wringer place table cloth in a bag or pillow case to prevent tearing. Before laundering, all tears and holes shdiild' be repaired, and if a tablecloth is going thin, the linen What A Mess When God gave out brains, though t He said trains, And I missed mines- When He gave out looks, 3 thought He said books, And I didn't want any! And when He gave out noses, I thought He said roses, And I ordered a big onel When He gave out legs, I thought He said kegs, And I ordered two fat ones! When He gave out saes, I thought He said beers, So, I ordered two long ones! When He gave out chins, I thought He said gins,• Sa-I said "Give me a doubler" Heck, am I a mess. should be carefully darned or backad with a reinforcement of linen or net. After each steal get after stains and spots, washing out in cold water, coffee, tea- and dish -gravy stains. Brown gravy, ice cream and butter stains should yield to a hot, soapy water washing, Fruit stains should be treated by placing the marred portions over a Yowl and pouring boiling water from a kettle held at a height so that the water hits the stain with force. No matter what • the stain get after it at once. if tine table limen is put away stained and spotted, it will take mucic rubbing and strong agents to remove the spots. This will tend to shorten the life of your napery. Do not use starch on linen that is put away and used frequently, and do not rise starch if the cloth is of linen or lace or all lace. It is best not to launder a really fine lace banquet cloth. Such pieces should be sent to a good dry cleaning es- tablishment. When you put away fine napery, place it carefully between sheets of blue tissue paper. Keep the linen, if possible, on a shelf of its own. Double Check A lieutenant who had just taken charge of ,the meteorology depart- ment at one of the Army Air Forces _navigation schools noticed that his secretary's telephone rang every morning at approximately a quarter to twelve. Site would glance at the wall clock, announce the time, and hang up. Finally he asked who was doing the calling. "I don't know," she said. "I never thought to ask. They just call up and ask the time, and I tell them." Being a tidy soul, the lieutenant instructed her to find out who was calling, and why. The next day, the secretary told hint that it was the post fire department. "They want the right time so they can sound the noon siren," she said. "Well, how do you know that our clock has the right time?" he 'asked. ^"1 don't," she said. "Not now. I've been checking it by the noon siren." /TALE ear Ani rews. If you're expecting company — possibly your Womens Club—)'m sure that both you and they will be pleased with this Date Pudding, which has the advantage that it tan be prepared well ahead of time. It's made like a layer -cake, with filling added. Here's the recipe: Date Pudding 5 eggs 3i cup d 14 cap sugaourr i teaspoon baking puwd,-r i cup (]topped nuts 1 cup chopped dates 1 teaspoon vanilla Method Beat egg yolks. Add sugar and Iloiir, sifted with baking powder, then the nes, dates and vanilla. Last, add well beaten egg whites. Bake in a very slow oven in two 9 -inch square pans. Maybe you have a favorite filling which you'd prefer to use. However, this one is easy to prepare—and very good. rilrn� 1 cup nuik 1 egg 3a cup sugar 1 teaspoon corn starch 1 tablespoon butter Method Cook in double boiler until it is thickened. Cool; and when ready to serve place between pudding layers. Serve in squares. Whipped cream — although not essential — adds.that finishing touch. Sonic sort of treat to put in those lunch boxes is a problem with many, and I'm sure that these sand tarts will be warmly received, no matter whether the lunch -boxes in your family travel schoolward, or to work. Sand Tarts I cup brown sugar is cup shortening 1 egg, beaten 1 teaspoon vanilla 34 teaspoon salt 1% cups flour 2 teaspoons baking powder Cinnamon and sugar Method Cream shortening and brown sugar. Blend in the egg, saving out a little of the white, and add the the vanilla. Add flour, sifted with the baking powder and salt. Mix well. Chill. Roll thin, cut with cookie cutter, brush with lightly beaten egg white, then sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar —(one tablespoon sugar to one- fourth teaspoon cinnamon), Bake in a 350 -degree oven for 10 minutes, 5 ' t * There are probably 57 varieties— or more—of doughnuts, most of then good, and if you've never tried this kind, you've been missing something, just a word of warn- ing, though. If you expect them to last, better keep them under lock and key—that is, if your folks are anything like mine. • "This Coming Year" "This coining year I'd like to be a friend to everyone; I'd like to feel each day well spent at setting of the sun; I'd like to know that I have done at least one kindly deed, Before I lay me down to sleep that I have given heed. To some one's cry for sympathy, or friendship or that i Have made the day seem brighter to some chance passer-by, And that the world• is better still in just some little way, Because I've tried to live the very best I could each day. • "I'd like to be a ray of light when skies are overcast, I I'd like to help some one who failed to blot out all the past, To start again despite the storms, and find the skies are blue, To know that in this good old world there's lots that's fine and true, - " • I'd like to be the kind of person everyone will love, And make the world seem just a little more like heaven hove: I'd like in all my dealings to be trate and just and fair. • That God mill help me do these things shall be my daily prayer." --Author Unknown. Cocoa Doughnuts 1 cup sugar cup cocoa tablespoons fat or shortening t teaspoon vanilla 2 eggs I cup sour milk 1 teaspoon baking powder teaspoon soda ' teaspoon salt 4 cup. flour(approximately) Method Mix and sift iluttr, malting powder, soda, salt. spices and coda. Gradu- ally add sugar to eggs, beating until liglit: add shortening; add the flour misturc alternately with milk, stir- ring lightly until the ingredients are combined, (I'.e enough flour to make the dough just the right consistency to roll.) Roll one-fourth inch thick and cut with a doughnut either and fry in hot, deep fat until lightly browned. Dip in chocolate frosting or powdered sugar .1 I must confess that I'm not much of a peanut butter "fan" personally; but there are so many who love the stuff that maybe you'll find a use for this sauce, to be used as a top- ping for ice cream. Peanut Butter Sauce 1 egg 4 tablespoons peanut butter 5 cup sweetened, condensed milk Method Leat egg lightly, fold in milk, add peanut butter, blend well. Nearfly 1,000,000,000 people live in the lands of southeastern Asia, in about seven or eight per cent. of the earth's 'land area. Merry Menagerie-ByWalt Disney f 1 4,\ 1 i ll\t t,�aa�a� �, iz•z4 Oi..... m l i 'If their kid doesn't stop pull - ng my tall, I'll let the mice take over the joint!" GIRL OR WOMAN WANTED For housekeeping nosltipn,. Moo home. Pleasant Nook. unease write Mrs. Sair, 44 Ridge Hill Drive, Toronto 10, Ont. 1OVSCRATCHING) %/4R`elievc Itctpb in a Jif�FV atti el tete foot nntl mtaor heti u�oub(m: "UR: (Use madtcattd D. 0. n. 1' orls*kn ordinary or eatro traogtb). t. 02101 0 etelnleb, A Docra'e tormula. Soot lgT roP T:::` pack a ek - u d� et r D, D, D, Preacrlptlon. IS BACKACHE JUST A SIGN • OF AGE? 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