The Brussels Post, 1953-1-28, Page 21m
Urex Cure Taikesli'l{'lIig'+
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Sounds Worse
Thar* The
fzy WADII JONES
NRA Staff Correspondent
" 'Paris — Visitors seeking balm
:Ater too much over -celebration
might get a tip front a few of
the curious cures of Europe. On
the other hand, they might just
feel worse. •
Some of the remedies seem
',worse than the ailment they're
rrupposed to cure. In fact, they
seem to be Used' on the theery
'that if the cure is awful enough,
the patient will forget all about
his original indisposition. i
Fish, for instance. In parts of
Germany, where a hangover is
called a katzenjammer, and in
sieve/hi other north European
eountries, it's the gustom before
retiring to gulp down a whole
herring dipped in chopped onion..
Thi'afcchh'nic ue 'i9 simple.. You
just take the herring—prefer-
ably raw—by the tail, lean your
head back and swallow it down.
It's supposed to absorb the al-
cohol in the system and make
you awake up in the morning
feeling like a million marks,'
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In Germany, fish thus eaten
are called rollmops, but have
snore the effect of vacuum clean-
Onn.
Most Europeans subscribe to
the theory that an ounce of pre-
vention is worth a quart of cure.
Eo they 'eat a lot before and
"while they're drinking.
In countries like Belgium,
:9•lolland, Norway, and Sweden
many people eat a chunk of but-
ter beforehand if they haven't
had time to eat anything more.
In southern Europe they often
+gat several slices of bread dunked
in olive oil. •
After a party in Holland it's
Often customary for the host to
give you something called "uits-
lnyter," which literally means
something to get you out of the
place with,, It usually consists of
ead and batter and fried ham
and eggs. "
e o a
In France, which boasts more
running feet of bar space per
Verson than any other country
au the world, people also eat a
lot while they're drinking. And
that'stdespite the fact the coun-
try has 580,000 bars, and only
49,000 bakeries.
Parisians, young people par-
ticularly, like to go to Les Hanes,
the great market place, after a
late perry and eat onion soup.
When food fails, though, Euro-
peans are great believers in the
Bair -of -the -dog theory.
The French have two words
for hangover which ' are good
3+ardstielcs in the matter. One is
d1mal aux chevaux," which
means aching hair, and the other
Heavy, Heavy, hangs the hong-
gver of Frenchman Raoul Pres -
be, here trying an international
*bstre, to wit: a raw herring to be
followed by hair -of -the -dog (in
vlass) while he wears American-
made hangover hat compart-
mented for ice, aspirin and
other panaceas.
"gueule de boss,,, which isCduth
of WOocl. If you've got either of
these it probably means you're
gyicvoualy athletes' and, can take
stern curative measurel,
Louis, of the Crillon Hotel bar,.
recommends what ha calls a
Smiling hoe -one part lemon
juice and three parts vodka, with
ice.
The French workingman will
probably step into the corner
bistro and call the rine co-
chon, which is white wine and
seltzer, and which picturesquely
means to wash the pig out of the
system.'
Jacques, head barman at the
"swank Relais-Plaza, unhesitat-
ingly recommends a mixture of
ice cold beer and tomato juice,
"Bu{ not if you've been drink -
Ing scotch the night before," he
adds. - Jacques iS 'ifrin on the
point that the only morning -
after euro for too much scotch
• the 'night before is a drop more
of the same,
But Jean, bar chief at the Tan -
gage Restaurant, doesn't entirely
approveof the hair -of -the -dog
business.
"It doesn't cure the hangover,"
he says, "It only postpones it.
We once had a client who came
in here, a genteel type. He drank
every morning to postpone a
hangover he had acquired 20
years before. One day he forgot
to drink and the hangover
caught, up with him.. -a 20 -year-
old hangover, my friend—and he
just soxt of exploded like this—
pfft. They could not even find
the little pieces of him."
Some Strange Bets
People -Have Made
It probably started when Eve
provokingly bet weak-willed Ad-
am that he daren't eat an apple
off the forbidden tree. •t He
couldn't resist the challenge, ,and
since, that nemorable'.day; the
betting habit seems to bave
caught on.
Sometimes a small amount of
money changes hands, sometimes
fortunes. And on record are the
wagers of those happy-go-lucky
betters who have had not only
to eat their .words, but also their
stakes.
William Hendricks rashly said
of a certain baseball team: "if
it wins that next match I'll eat
my hat." Theteam won. Wil-
liam, being a man of integrity,.
promptly made arrangements to
fulfil his promise.
Inviting witnesses home he
took his favorite straw hat, drop-
ped it into a saucepan with thin
macaroni, added onions and to-
mato sauce, and boiled` the lot
for fifteen minutes. He ate all,
except the hatband. .To an
anxious audience he exclaimed:
"Boy, I feel simply fine!"
Far more painstaking and sci-
entific was the learned professor
who had to eat his shirt when he
lost a bet. He disolved the shirt
in acid with another chemical.
The poisonous part of the concoc-
tion was filtered with a specially
built apparatus. The diner spread
the result on a piece of bread
and ate it.
Some time ago Inc a . bet, a
Dutchman, Ta'kkenberg, travel -
ted •• from Amsterdam to Mar-
seilles, roughly some 840 miles,
by some1sd'iilts. dTlte-man won
his bet and statisticians estimated
that 2,000,000 soniesaults 'were
required for the whole- distance.
Bottle carrying used to be a
popular sport in Deptford. This
branch of athletics entailed bal-
ancing a bottle, or stone jar, neck
downwards on the head.
Champion in this form of en-
tertainment was James Fowler
who once raced George Golding
to Brighton and back for a £50'
wager, James won easily by the
decisive margin of twenty-five
miles.
The coming Presidential elec-
IIAISS NORMA-HOBIBS, daughter of Mr. and, Mrs. W, H. Hobbs, and
4B. DONALD "CORDON, G.M.G., L.L.D., whose engagement has bees
sumounced, Miss Hobbs is a graduate in Arts of McGill University and
served with the Wdt.L,N,H• duretg the bat war. Mr, Geirdon'ie Chaifread
ind President of the Canadian National Railways, and former Deputy
Governor of the Bank of Ceq+1a and during the war Chairman of the War
tonne Prices and 'i'retle hoard, The marringe will lake place in the spring
Who frobb.' photo by Msy,r, studio)
ni
'Capital Calligrapher—If you received an invitation to the Inaugural
Ball, chances are it was written by this smiling Washington letter.
artist, Fay King. She wrote nearly 10,0011 invitations In highly
'brne:menial dript. or Harry Truman's inauguration, Miss Kingr •
turned out 30,000 in 39 days. Using a special type of pen, she
1 keeps spares, seen at left, always tevailable.
tion in America will, for a cer-
tainty, add more unorthodox' bets
to. the list; perhaps one that will
cap that of the Detroit womanin
a past election.
This woman lost her bet and
had to walk "across one of the
bridges clad in long woollen un-
derwear. Then there was the
girl from Boston. Her part of the
bargain was to walk through the
streets of her home town wear-
ing shoes and a barrel.
Oddly enough the modern
business man's short -tailed coat
came into popularity as the result
of a wager. Years ago, the then
Lord Spencer wagered that he
would cut off his long coat-tails
and walk about the city, thus
setting a new fashion. He won
his bet as can be seen.
Every once in a while, espe-
cially during the silly season,
one reads of a conscientious loser
pushing a peanut for miles with
his nose, wheeling a companion
from one Point to another in a
wheelbarrow, nudging a small
pebble from here to there with
a matchstick; 'but''when "a • gam- '
bler plays for real big money and
refuses to admit, defeat special
mention must be made of Col-
onel Edgeworth, who served un-
der William Ill.
One evening, having Iost' all
WS -money at a 'Card 'table, he
took himself -to an adjoining
school wherehis wife sat play-
ing. A whispered word in Iter
ear resulted in husband and wife
locking themselves in another
room. .
The Colonel..emerged a''short `
time later,carxying all his wife's
clothes, including, her, diamond -
buckled shoes. Re-entering the
game, using his W"ife's clothing
as stake money,' he ran into a
spell. of good lucle••aild managed
to win back all his, losings -and
return the good lady's wardrobe
to her.
Electronic Glow -Worm
Recharged in Pressure
By Richard Kleiner
NEA Staff Correspondent
New York—A souped -up Lam-
pyris Noctiluca (glow-worm) is
causing quite a stir along what's
left of Tin Pan Alley. This en-
tomological ditty is "The Glow -
Worm," the hit song of the
1910s that's now back with a set
of electronic lyrics and a new
lease an life.
It's a smash. But it typifies the
current bleakness of the musical
picture, when lyricists are hay-.
ing to dip back 40 years or so
to find singable melodies,
"The Glow -Worm" _ has been
selling well for more than four
decades. It's long been classed
as' a "standard"—the publishers,
Edward B, Marks Music Corp.,
sell some 80 different arrange-.
ments of it, for everything from
a saxophone quartette to a flute -
piano duet.
But dew modern songs stand a
chanceof lasting so long. "The
Glow -Worm," and other melodies
of that era, were simple.
"Songs' used to be written,"
says Herbert Marks, head of the
Marks song publishing firm, "for
people to sing around a piano.
Today, they're written for trick
effects on records. It's hard to sing
something like 'Jambalaya,' for
instance, even if you could re-
member the words,"
Marks points out that there are
plenty of song -writers around.
His crowded waiting room is evi-
dence to thet.. But they write
melodies tl;sound gpod coming
out of an cum chamber, or being
bowled by a weeping tenor, or
strummed by what 'Sounds like
17:guitars.
Songs? toildy, are w>litten» for
mechanical reproduction. • And
they're written under pressure,
It's gotten' s0 00e oommenthtor
things they 'ought td'i'enaniti Tin
Pan Alley 'il'reesure Cooker
Lane," -
Te -day's song -writer has to
work fast, He makes far Icss
money now than he did in the
good old gather -around -the -
piano flays. His cjilef source of
revenue --sheet music --is sealing
just .moderately well. And the
writer and publisher get, at the.
most, only two cents from each
record., Figuring a. million rec-
ords, which is good, that means
the pdiblisher and writer (or
writers) •:cut up a $20,000 maim
And •a million record - song isn't
too common.
S,o the song -writers grind them
out as fast as they can, and when
they become hits, it's generally
because of a recording artist and
a recording arrangement, rather
than because of the quality of the
song itself.
"The Glow -Worm" is the ex-
ception. Marks poo-poos those
•
Shines Again,
Cooker Lane.
who talk about "it as 'a`'"lucky
hit."
"After all,';*.•hg says, "1115• the
work of fop artists. Paul Lincke,
who wrote the music, was the
foremost composer of Berlin in
his day. And Johnny Mercer,
who wrote the new lyrics—weal,
I don't have to tell you about
Johnny Mercer. It wasn't luck— ,
it was skill and talent and hard
work."
Lineke wrote it in 1902, and
called it "Gluhwurmeben," which
even the Mills Brothers couldn't
have done much with. It came
over to this country in 1905, got
a new name and new lyrics and
eventually found Its 'way into a
Lew Fields show,. "The Girl Be-
hind the Counter," •
From then on, it's been a semi -
classic. Children learned to play
the piano front it. Little girls
dented to it in school plays. Big
girls took their clothes off to it
in burlesque houses. Little shav-
ers sang it„,and so did.bie,,shaV-
ere in barber shop quartettes.
Then Johmry !Mercer gave it
a lyrical transfusion, and the
Mills Brothers record of it be-
came one of the top sellers of
19571,., Marks, ]topes in the pew
version, it'll keep glowing for
another 110 years.
(Wet least 'as long, as the new
lyrics ' -put it, "es 'the' little' bug'
with. the neon tail light 'centime
ues,-to. turn on..the..AC,.arid, the
Just Like ,,A.ttawa
"Here” j says, a Washington
paper, "are comparisons o4 the
wordage in some rather famous
pieces of writing: ---
The Ten Com-
mandments 297 words.
Tlfe Lord's Prayel' ; ,,, 56 words,
The Declaration at
Independence " • ' 300 wee*.
T h e Gettysburg
Address 268 words.
OPS Ceiling Order
tor Cabbages '1.6,911 words."
AA°out
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4
Almanacs for 1963 having op -
Peered, it May:now be said that
1982 -lids pahalitt^thio history', tl'ho
record is impressive, consisting
of .almost a thousand .page& cov-
ering everything froni.Abadan to
Zoroastrians. Keeping its ancient
name derived from the Arabic,
the 'almanac • has risen to great
• heights. It is a very useful book,
thougle'probably not so essential
• today as in its form of a few
generations ago When an almanac
and the Bible welt tlte 6111yrea8=
• Ing matter in neany'itiral homes.'
The almanac has bedome 1;earn"
ed, technical, highly' .1it'eerat°e,
Compare a modern al'manae` with
rone of two hundred years'"ago
and you have aavenyr:good :Meas.
bre of new Amerieatl' interests
have expanded frore,,slpall, home,
ly topics to include. the Whole
world.
A 1953 almanac night claim to
be the latest edition of the oldest
reference bock in''thd world.. The
Egyptians. began ;making alman
acs about the year 2000 B.C. and,
of course, .the Chinese, (The Chi-
nese,, it seems, are riot to be over-
looked in any ancient develop
tient:) Arab compilers of infor-
mation about the seasons, the
stars and the -planets gave the
almanac the name .which it still
bears and about which there is
some uncertainty, One authority,
says the name means "the cli-
mate." In any .case, the almanac
is a monument more enduring
than bronze to the Arabic schol-
ars who kept an interest in learn-
ing alive during the Dart,. Ages.
When almanacs departed' from
their original form of calendars
and astronomical handbooks:and
became known as "prognostica-
tions" their popularity enormous-
ly increased. In time they be-
came' a pest. In seventeenth cen-
tury France they were forbidden
to predict political events, Eng-
land _also tried . to .restrain the
doctors and astrologers who•, kept
the public on edge by. predicting
dire calamities. This 'did not pre-
vent the more amibitious editors
from claiming predictions of the
great fire of London in 1668. A.
lucky prognostication won an 'edi-
tor great fame. There is the story
of the Almanac Liegeois, which
in its edition for 1774 predicted
that in April a royal favorite
would "play nor- last part." :Mme.
du Barry is said to have been
much annoyed and to have re-
marked,' "I wish this villianous
month of April were over." Inn
April Louis XV was taken
and on May 10 he died. Mme. du
Barry's "last part" gave a great.
lift to the prognosticators. Their
predictions were usually so care-
fully—hedged that they could
hardly go wrong. This was a fore-
cast of the weather for the year
1580: "The Sommer and Autumnne
shall sometyme encline, unto
driness, sometyme unto mays
ture: so Rhe Winter shall be part-
ly rough and partly milde." What
could, be, fairer than that?
Jonathan. Swift's famous hoax
was a heavy ,blow to, the, prog-
nosticators of the early eighteen -
the century. "Predictions for the
Year 1708 by Isaac Binkerstoff"
appeared at the close of 1707.
•.Complaining of the ambiguity of
the annual predictions,` Swift
aimed directly at John Partridge,
author of one of the most popular
prognostications, and predicted
Inc March 29 the death of John
Partridge "about 11 at night, of
a raging fever." On March 30
Swift was ready with an 'Elegy
on the Death of Mr. Partridge."
In April Partridge protested that
he was not only alive then but
had bean alive on March 29, The
public wouldn'tbear 'of it. Part-
ridge's almanac:: was suspended
for several . years and his real
obituary seven years later was
a distinct anticlimax
Modern almanacs, like the
most ancient ones, give consider-
able Vanes to 'the 'seasons, the
rising: land'seetting •tlro n,
phases: o f •th,noon aofnd thesumove•the-t
ments of the _planets., This is a
field `where predictions can he'
made With 100.pdt tent 'anemia*.
We may be atm that the transit
of Mer, Bury, ::put down for Nov.
14, will ,begin and end, at the;
exact 'rninute• indicated. The old
astrologers would have tacked
on sante ominous significance to
this rather rare phenomenon.
7'he casual stroller• in the open
these ,Tamar:, qtya,.anny oee,.tlie .
planet Venus ,high in „the west,
two golden tamps in the 'sky,
just 'at''Sunset. He will not wen!:
let' what strange 'eventd this
juxtaposition may forecast. He
may recall, not from the study
of an almanac but froma gober.
text book oh. astronomy, that if'_
there were pebplir• n Jupiter With
eyes like. our ,and telescopes like
ours they Would proliaoly,never
know', that this, earth -existed. So
close does. the • earth circle the
sun .that it would not be visible
from Jupiter, The Jovians, like
Jove himself, would be far re-
moved from the cares of earth's
ordinary mortals. —From The
New York Times,
A ' LE TALKS
Anctews
Too many of us, 'in these days
Of gas and electric stoves, sacri-
iice a whole lot o± good eating
by trying to do an" cooking much
too speedily.
For instance, a browna4, ten-
der pot roast seasoned just right
and served with plenty of brown
gravy is popular in almost every
, family. But, be sure to take time
to cook . pot roasts, Swiss steaks,
short ribs and other less tender
cuts of .beef slowly .to .assure
tenderness and to retain;, the
juices,
Whate%er' tut of pot toast you
buy, roll it in seasoned flour and
brown it on all sides in a small
amount of fat in a deep, heavy
skillet as yotir first step in roast-
ing it. When it is well browned,
slip a low rack under the meat'
and add 1 to 1 cup of water
before covering it for a long,
slow cooking, if you like a spe-
cial seasoning, add a few slices
of onion, a bay leaf and 2 or ,3
whole cloves. Then, covered, put'
it in a 350°F. oven to cook ,Rot
' 2 or 3 hours. For the last 30 or
40 minutes of this cooking, add
whatever,vegetables yeti want to
serve with your roast—carrots,
onions, potatoes, turnips, etc,
a , °
There are several.euts.01 beef.
that are especially desirable for
pot roasts. The round bone
shoulder.. roast. which has only
one small round bone is good,
The blade bone shoulder roast
usually called chuck is rood, also,
but is difficult to carve across the
grain. The boned rump is one of
the best pieces for pot -roasting,
and a boneless sirloin tip is ten-
der and easy to serve, though, it
often lacks the fat that adds so
much to the taste ofthese slow-
eooking pieces, of beef.th
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In the slow -cooking steak field,
roundis the most popular cut in
almost all parts of the country.
'It is from the round that Swiss
steaks ,gre.procured,,,.fop a Swiss •
steak is around that Sas _been
cut from 1 'Co 2 inches thick and
then pounded •or "trenched" with
seasoning and dour. •'Brown e
Swiss . 'steak well and cook it
slowly.in tomato juice, beef broth
• or any other savory liquid until
you can cut it with a fork :,and
you'll gain a reputation as'a spe-
cialized meat cooker!
if you want s special touch to
your Swiss steak, add to the beef
broth liquid onions, mushrooms,
tomato sauce or a combination of
these. And be sure to cook it a
long time slowly and serve some
of the sauce you've cooked it
in with each portion. '
* * *
POT ROAST VVInlll
VEGETABLES3 pounds beef pot roast
Flour
?4 cup fat . .
2 teaspoons salt •
14 teaspoon pepper
1 cup water
6 potatoes, cut in friii '
6 m,edinm'e,1fots,rpared '
6 medium onions,_peelcd
6 small turnips, pared
?4 cap flour • • r- ,
Coat beef on all sidei in flour.
Brown' in the fat in Dutch oven
or heavy skillet. Add salt, pepper
and water.- Slip "low rack under
meat. Cover and cook at -350° F.
2'hours. Add vegetables and cook•
about 1,1 hour logger of, .until
meat and vegetables are, fork
tender, :Arrenge;resect smm ct ,ego!- '; ' t
ables on hot platter. Add water
to kettle to make 2 cups broth,
,Mix the 'la cup flour with ria cup
Bold water. Stir and add slowly
to broth, Boil 6 misstates. Season
more 11 necessary.
a ° a
If you'd like an, entirely, new ,
taste to your next"pot roast,; try
fixing it this way: & ..
swey,e $O 1t lep;,c„>«oAsa',,
3-6 Pound pot roasts..,{.•
2 tablespoons fat
lis stili"stied onion"'
1 cup vinegar
.4 cup brown sugar, firmly
peeked ,
n%• toaspdon: iffift zeg '
8 medium turnips
0' cups cooker • 1poM1s = i
Butter or margarine
Brown roasttin lto}'fat 'in heavy'
• skill et..Add. onions, Snail cook, until
onions are transparent. Add vine-
garr, sugar end nutmeg. Cover
tightly' and simmer 3-31 hours
,,,pr ttijtil fork. tender. ,Thiolren
liquid for gravy, Serve with but •',,.
tered peas and turnips,
• Short ribs may: be browned,
seasoned and - covered, • with •a
,small amount of .water added,
and baked at 300° F. for, I,.- 2
"hours, or they may be fixed with
spices for a special's -neat''
° .5 *
SPICY BEEF SHORT RBS
2 Ibs. beef short ribs
3 Oise. lard or drippings=
1 medium onion, sliced
2'tblsp. butter or margarine
2 Oise. viiiegilr'' x-"'' -
Ye cup ketehyp
1 tblsp. %Vorcestershiie sauce
1 tblsp. brown sugar
1 tsp. prepared mustard
11 cup water- Sir/Ism 1
-..334 cup chopped celery
1 telaspooh' salt
34 teasphou popper •
Brown short ribe in ford; brown
onion in "Butter or' margarine,
Combine onibstf''tvith all' ingredi-
ents except 'meat ..acid 'siminer
,. until thickened (about • 30 min-
, utes). Pour. off drippings .from
ribs and pour over the ribs the
simmered sauce. Cover and elm-
' MMei' or' baler! dt 350° F. about
2 houre or until tender. Makes'
4 - 6 servings,; . '•
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If you would like to serve a
flank steak for your next. buffet
,gupper, try it with this special
'blue cheese topping. Buy a top
quality flank steak and remove
membrane from both sides. Trim
off excess fat and uneven edges,
Place trimmed and scored steak
in a shallow pan and pour over it
that mixture:. 1 cup salad ail, 2
• tablespoons vinegar and 1 mashed
clove of garlic. Cover and keep
in refrigerator 8 to 24''hours,
turning..ateak several times so it
tvill absorb dressing, 'At'broiling
tithe, remove steak and rub each
-side with cut clove 'of, garlic.
,,Broil one aide in ''pi'ehehted
broiler about 3 inclees.froin heat
for about 5 minutes. Turn and
sp'1ead other side with mashed
.'blae c1> e'ye (yen 11- need, about:
4 ouncesj:'" ,Continue broiling
until cheese is bubbly hot and
lightly browned: 'Carve vet°y'thin
''
slanting slices.
Ferrietl'Ove ; Heli Milk' Ilec'k-iADOBSTn, junk t t;Tjorse ,and,,t:art
driver Abe•Schaeffer paytheir'ferry Hire for the las tirni r'na get
ready for the final ride''acrofs'the riVW on the Oast Bdt;`tbii'"Peinny'",
Ferry. Discontinued after 120 years, the "fenny'.' Ferry, running
in the red, went to sea for the"lost•time. It mode •ts irate )0p in
•'~•1832.