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The Brussels Post, 1952-2-13, Page 3Lice ir' fly l;'c'tard Bill WiiltinSen There wasn't any particular rea- son why young Phil 1;avis and. his wife should dislike. Templer. mpler. Yet this was the ease. 1'or one thing neither of them were used to the habits and customs of small town people. They were city bred, and hence misunderstood the kindly in- terest of their neighbors. Prying curiosity, they termed it. "That Mrs, Bixby was over again this morning," Dot Davis said to .her husband one night two months after they had become nicely set tied, "She wanted to knowwhere J had my washing done. Said she'd been curious ever since she discov. erect I didn't do it myself,,' "Prying old buzzard," Phil mut- tered. "ht's a blasted shame we have to put up with it, Tom Wheel- er, who runs the local newlapaper, was telling me today that Templer was no different from any small town. They're all the sante, he said, God pity the people who have to. live in them," ' he added bitterly. "I'm sick of it," Dot wailed, "Sick of seeing and meeting no one but gossiping old hypocrites. sick of the familiarity these people assume, once they fitid you're here to stay." "But we're not here to stay," Phil cried with sudden 'enthusiasm; "Yott remember I told you how I'd been worsting on t'ic' head of - "I'm sick of ft," Dot walled, . "Sick of seeing and meeting no one but old hypocrites." fice? Trying to persuade them to transfer me to Suffolk? Well, 1 think it's going through. We'll not have to put up with this drab, dull existence ttwch longer. honey. "I hope not," Dot cried fervently. "I can't stand it a great deal longer.' Two weeks later the long -hoped- for day arrived. Phil received no- tice of his transfer to the Suffolk office. Joyously the two young peo- ple packed up their belongings and said goodbye to Templer. They took an apartment in the suburb of.Asltfield and sat about the task of getting acquainted, This wasn't particularly difficult. Mrs Cooper, who was rather a plain, looking person and who occupied at apartment on the sante floor with the Devises. seemed eager to help tate young folks get settled. She cause in every day. and made sug- gestions which Dot found helpful. Phil came home one evening to announce that he haul joined a club, and would be out one night a week. "It's just as well." said Dot, agreeably. "Mrs. Hooper has asked me to join the. Neighborhood Bridge Union, so I'll be out, ton." They learned things from Mrs. Hooper and °the' inhabitants 'of the apartment about other people in other apartment houses close by. for example, the Ricks were considered "fast." The Browns weren't all they appeared to be. Bit by bit Pltil and Dot adapted themselves to their new life. They learner] with whom to associate and whom to ignore. Gradually they settled into the usual routine. A month after they had left Tem- pler and its drab dullness behind, Phil arrived home oneeveningwith a • curious expression on his face. Dorothy noticed the change. "Oh, nothing nutrh," be replied to her question. "Beth Talbert was saying torlhy that Ashfield was like a hundred other suburban towns. Sane monotonous routine and dull- ness, '1'hc only break they get is when someone new arrives " "That's odd," Dot said slowly. "Mrs, Hooper was in today She wanted to knot( where I had toy washing done. She'd noticed, she said, that 1 didn't do it myself." Phil and Dot stared at each other for a moment in alarmed silence, Then suddenly, of one aecnrd,.they burst into laughter, "Dot," Ise said, ".1 wonder if it's the place we live in or if it's just us We wanted to he near a large city, and now that we're fere we've found renditions :pretty Much the ante AS CISCIVII •t'e•" DDI nodded, snbrrly. - "I guess, Phil, .dear, it isn't the place that makes one's life drab and dull, fl's the peattle who live in those places, it's the tiny you tree! thea and they treat you 1 guess human ntt- ture is pretty Duel, the spine every. y ' whett, it's up to the individual wlirtlm't or not he or Flu is happy. Phil held his wile close Great Lakes Moke Weather Forecasts in i sniierntion with other mteteor- ologists the Rev, j. Joseph Lynch, 5. 3., director •of .l+ordltaur Univer- sity's seismic observatory, has been Making a study that indicates a re- lation between.. changes itt ",tile weather and small ground waves, Ile and bis colleagues have yet to determine what causes these mtcro- seisid c waves. This done, they hope to prognosticate the weather as it moves from west to east; Unlike earthquake tremors, which are recorded as two distinct types of waves wilt a constant ratio of speed and which therefore indicate the distnnce of the shock from the recording . machine micro -seismic waves are recorded as a single vi- bration. Distance, therefore, has been the great unknown. The Office of Naval Research awarded a con- tract to FordhaneUniversity to con- vert this unknown into a known. Center in West -Northwest Ueavy surface traffic in the New York City area has made it difficult to record the micro -Seismic waves with accuracy,. for which reason it was necessary to set up a seisnio- iogical triadgulation station at St. Andrew -on -Hudson, adjacent ttt Hyde Park. This triangular net- work showed that the center of ground vibrations associated with weather changes lay in the Nest - N orthwest, Center in Lake Erie To make sure that the Hudson River, wide at Hyde Park, was not the source of the weather ground - vibrations, a second network of seismographs was set up on the opposite bank of the Hudson. This second network indicated that the wales were coning from the same source as those recorded on the east bank of the river. The agree- ment indicated that Lake Erie was the broadcasting station. The instruments were next mov- ed to Ilot Springs in North Caro- line in the Appalachians near the Tennessee border. A triangulation . pattern covering hundreds of miles indicated that the source : of the vibrations was almost due north, A line drawn from the station in the direction of'the source intersected the previously drawn line at Pough- keepsie at a point over Lake Erie. `Father Lynch infers that probably the entre Great Lakes system acts as a transmitter of ground weather waves. "Sure Thing" Bets To Amuse Friends Ask a friend to think of any hour between one and 12, and say that merely by consulting your watch you will telt him the hour he thought of. He will be very sceptical and probably willing to take a bet. Hold the watch in your left hand and a pencil in your right, telling your friend to make a careful mental note of the number of times you tap on the dial, counting from the hour he has thought of. Thus. if he has thought of five o'clock he starts cottnting to himself from six as you tap. You add that he must stop you when, mentally, he has counted twenty, when the pencil will be painting to t' " hn it he . thought of. This is how it works, The eighth tap of your pencil. going round the dial, crust be on the figure 12. The first seven taps can be any -where you 11kz`hut to make it look more mysterious, start on the figure five and na2rk round clock- wise until 12-is.reached, tapping eotir pencil once •on each figure. Front this eighth: -tap, work back- wards -11, 10. 9, R, and so on, until your friend says "stop" having counted twenty taps. The point of your pencil will now be resting on the required hour, and you can pick up your winnings. Bet any lady present that you ran make her tell you her age. Give her a slip of paper and a Pen- cil and stand away so that you can't possibly see what she is writ- ing. Ask her to multipy the years of Iter age by 3, and add 1. Quick Change Artists—This, sign in the American Express Company's window in Paris warns tourists not to exchange their dollars at unofficial rates offered by shady characters. Caricatures of some of the more notorious black -marketeers make up the display. -Then she must multiply this total by 3 and add the result to her original number (her age), Now ask what her total is. It will always end in 3. Strike off the figure 3 and the number remaining will be the one originally thought of -the lady's age. Suppose her age is 21. Multiplied by 3 you get 63; adding 1 the result is 64. Then 64 multiplied by 3 gives 192, which, added to the original number (21) gives 213. Drop the 3 and you have the original num- ber, 21, It works with' any number. Here is another trick, Place 21 matches on a table. Explain that' this is a game in which one, two_ or three matches at a time can be taken from the heap. You are will- ing to bet that you can force your opponent to pick up the last match and so lose the game_ His Move First Always allow your opponent to - .. e make' the first move. 3f he takes one match you take three; if he takes two, you take two—each time you pick up the difference between his number and four. After five moves 20 snatches will be picked up and your opponent will be forced to take the last one. The late W. C. Fields used to win himself many a wager by walking into a bar and betting any- one that he could take a drink from a bottle_ without touching the cork or tampering with the bottle in any way. Hissecretwas to select the right type of bottle -the type 'with a hollow bottom. Bields merely invert- ed the bottle, poured a drink into the cavity, then drank it. He had not touched the cork or tampered with the battle, yet he had taken a -drink from itl That's the way to make a belt iI19jM FRONT 1 don't want you to rush right out to try and buy some, because it won't be on the market in quanti- ties until 1953. But there'll conte a time, probably, when we'll all be using a new synthetic organic chemical called Tritium, which is said to be from 100 to 1000 times rnore effective iu improving soil structure than compost, manures or peat Doss. * * * Developed by a leading chemical company, Krilium was introduced by their researcher, Dr. C. A. Hochwalt at the annual meeting of the Association for the Advance- ment of Science last December. * * Not a fertilizer, Krilium is a soil conditioner which for the first time radically and immediately im- proves soil structure, Dr, Hochwalt said. It is highly resistant to bacterial decomposition, effective and econo- mical in control of rain erosion, It shows promise in control of spot erosion problems -in productive agricultural areas. * * * One pound of Krilium has es- sentially the sante effect on soil structure as 200 pounds of peat moss or 500 pounds of commercial compost. Peat retails at four cents a pound, commdreial compost at 214 cent, and Krilitttn at under $2. * * * Rate of application, which de - 8Y • HAROLD ARNETT FISH CAN BE SCALED WITH A CPSMPEE SCREWI NG BOTTLE 10AIBROOM ANDL . pen's on the -type and degree of soil improvement desired, ranges front concentrations of 0.02 per cent to 0.1 per cent. (by weight of soil). * * * In agriculture and hone -garden- ing the new conditioner may be spread on the soil surface at a uniform rate. Both soil surface and conditioner preferably should be toy at time of treatment. - * . s * Since such minute amounts of Kriliuin are effective, it may be desirable to use a diluent. Then the conditioner, which is a nontoxic, free-flowing powder, should be nixed thoroughly into 'the soil. to the desired depth, by means of a disk, rotary tiller or hand imple- ment. * * * Adding sufficient waiter to soak down to the treated depth helps achieve the maximum effect. If rainfall is tite expected water source, treatment may he made just prior to anticipated rain. Seeding can be done conveniently before watering. * * * Krilium is an effeetve and eco- nomical agent in control of rain etosiot. In this application it merely may be spread on the surface even- ly. After it becomes wok. Krilium • forms a water -permeable lila on the surface of the ground during the perigd necessary for establish- ment of a perntauent cover crop in erosion • enntrol. * M. * In addition to providing marked resistance to the erosive action of water, including splash erosion by raindrops, Kritinnt hnproves con- dition for seed germination and subsequent growth of the grass or vegetative cover always necessary for permanent protection against erosion. * * * The conditioner holds seed and soil in place while grasses or le- gumes are gerininating and becom- ing established. Tests indicate that the surface application of Tritium is effective in treatment of a wide sariely of soil types. Tough On Tires — This picture, taken at speed of 1/15,000 of a second, shows what happens when your auto tire, properly inflated, strikes a brick at a speed of 40 miles per hour. - It is one of a series of photos made by engineers at Seiberltng Rubber Co, #o studyeffect of ob- stacles on tires at high 'speeds. Kr' item Economic al advantages of c g in comparison with various surface mulches widely used in erosion control, include its ease of applica- tion, lack of flammability, resistance to wind, availability in areas) where mulches are not obtainable readily, and savings in transportation, stor- age, and application costs. f * 5 Krilium may be -useful in green- houses, since 30 to 50 per cent.. crude organic wastes, such as peat moss and composts, constantly must be added to poor soils to bring them to ordinary greenhouse stand- ards .To achieve such standards, sand and vermiculite also usually are added because they do not rot away. * * * Krilium-treated soils may elimi- nate considerable surface tilling and mulching with organic natter. hriliurn mixed with soil before seeding or transplanting will im- prove soil aeration for potted and beech plants. Even light surface treatments will• aid infiltration and drainage, which are important processes when sur- face irrigation. surf, a: that used in 'mist greenhouse,. is employed. * e: m Soil structure is the arrangement of tiny. primary soil particles into aggregates with varying stability to water. Soil structure should not be confused with 'sod texture,'nhich is based on dee relieve proportion of the three major sizes of soil pattftlts—:and. silt and clay. Kalium fornis and stablizcs na- tural soil aggregates against the dispersing of staking action of water. The new conditioner im- proves aggregation of poor soils, in which aggregates may range from duet to. clods but have very iow stability to water. * 4 * In well-candit;ottect snits aggre- gates retain an opt'mium size rang- ing from a pinhead to a pea. In. creases in vegetation through the use of Krilium can be regulated as conditions demand. * s * Aeration, the pincess by which plant roots obtain oxygen and uti- lize nutrients, is increased greatly by Krilium. Roots need air in ad- dition to water, and treated soil has targe amounts of pore space for tasy access of oxygen. Doped" Horses In Olde Days The doping of racehorses is head- line trews to -day. 'There's DO doubt that thoroughbreds are "got at" from time to time by unscrupulous' individuals; and it's also interesting to'recall some of the perfectly legal, but somewhat unorthodox, methods employed by trainers to bring their charges up to scratch in the early days of the Turf. One of the, first on record was Gervase"Ivfarkham, who revealed the mysteries of his calling to the world of 1599 with awwork entitled: "How tq Choose, Ride, Treble and Diet both hunting -horses and Run- ning -horses." He explants, somewhat obviously, that you must first pick a horse whose `shape, countenance and de- meanour give promise of peed." On the morning of the race, after bring• ing your •charge •to its peak on a diet of straw and oats varied with hay and bread, its recommended breakfast is a large white loaf, cut up, toasted, soaked in wine, and then dried out between hot cloths. There is now but one final service for you to perform, Namely, to fill your mouth with strong vinegar and blowit in the animal's nostrils, "making them apt for the receite of wind." This rather tricky operation should be repeated immediately be- fore the off ... "and so bequeathe hint and yourself to God." An owner of the last century with some original ideas was the fourth Duke of Portland. He decided that none of his two -year-olds should face the alarums and excursions of a racecourse without first being thoroughly conditioned to noise; and accordingly decreed that squibs should be let off unexpectedly in their`corn-bins, and that at exercise on his estate they should constantly encouetdr drum -and -fife bands at full blast! Another unorthodox owner of that time was Lord Glasgow, who used to shoot any of his horses whose performance displeased him. He also liad a way of dealing sum- marily with servants; he once threw a waiter neck -and -crop out of the window of a Scottish hotel, break- ing his leg and causing other in- juries. When the irate manager remonstrated with him, his lord- ship remarked cheerfully: "Put him on the bill, no matter what it is." It's so long since a filly won the Derby -1916 was the last occasion, when Fifinella scored in both Derby and Oaks (substitute races at New- market) -that not everyone realiles they are eligible for it. They are, however (although colts, of course, are barred from the Oaks), and al- together four fillies have been suc- cessful in both great Classics. The first to bring off this re- markable double was Sir Charles Bunbury's Eleanor, whose excel- lence inspired the famous last words from - the mouth of the Bunbury groom. to whose death -bed a parson had been summoned just before the Epsom meeting of 1801. After a variety of helpless con- tortions, the poor fellow finally divulged the dramatic secret of which he was so anxious to rid his conscience before departure. ''De- pend on it, that Eleanor is a hell of a mare!" he cried—and fell back dead. The parson had only himself to blame if, a few days later, he failed to back the. winner of botkk Oaks and Derby. He had been given the tip all rightl • Denzil Batchelor tells that and other amusing stories, in his very readable book, "The Turf of Old" notable' contribution to the literature of raring. in Great Britain. Lie also includes some _ remarkable wagers of the bad old days, when a malt could cheerfully lose 4E40,000 on one throw of a dire, and when the general zest for gambling is perhaps best epitomized by the prince of them all, Charles James cox, who yawningly asserted that next t9. winning at gambling he loved losing best. One of the most astute wager% was that of the Duke of Queens- berry, who had the temerity to bet that he could dispatch a letter fifty. miles witdiln, an hour in days when the swiftest transport was the stage coach, His opponent must have con- sidered himself on velvet . . . until he saw the Duke enclose the letter itt a cricket ball, which he handed to twenty-four skilled throwers to fling round a measured circle for sixty minutes ... he won his bet. He Paints Pictures On Heads Of Pins 'When Italian artist, Egidio Bos - chi, holds an exhibition of Isis work, each painting cats be seen by only one person at a time. View- ers study his pictures through the lens of a high-powered microscope. For Boschi has executed seven paintings—six landscapes and a portrait—on the heads of ordinary pins. He will never stake any more of these minute masterpieces, be- cause the strain involved has cost him the perfect sight of his left eye. After three years' intense work. it has been irreparably dam- aged. Art experts who have studied hie work are amazed at the amount of detail in the paintings. Boschrs landscapes show clouds in the skies, trees and shrubbery on tiny hills and other items that are frequently ignored in normal sized pictures. He used -special colours- that would retain their brilliance rilliance under enormous magnification, and instead of a brush he used a single hair from the back of his hand. Artists throughout the ages have attempted to paint the greatest pos- sible detail in the smallest possible area, but few have equalled the work of Boschi. An American named James W. Zaharee is also famous for his close work, but he uses a pen instead of a brush. Zaharee's hand- writing is so small that he has been able to pert the Lord's Prayer on a single grain of rice. It is said that he has written more than 7,000 tetters (clearly visible through a microscope) on one side of a grain of rice. A maul had been talking for hours about himself and his achievements. "I'm a self made man. that's what I ata—a self made man," he said. "You knocked off work too soon," came a quiet voice from the corner. i4 • r 1tI Feeding Time At Oak Ridge — A workman places an aluminum - jacketed uranium slug in a fuel channel opening of one of the graphite reactors that make up the atomic pile at Oak Ridge. The natural uranium slugs, like the one being inserted above, weigh 2.57 pounds each and are four inches long. • PRNATED5Gi. i34OSE MONKS' WN T,,.ME Af1E OYNAKIT ....Delft tET A NURSEAM Ti{EM OOT-OFYOUR SANE 1b. ... 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