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The Brussels Post, 1916-5-18, Page 71 YOI,N GEO S�LK.' When Betty Kicked the Rug. "What a horrid, rainy day it lel" Pouted Betty, Then she kicked the rug in front of the, fireplace. The rug did not feel that it ought to be punished for what was not its NEW STRENGTH CHAP INN EST 1 Herd C,} a!' who it a� f' y.;] been N S inclinerl'to take himself seriously in .,v �{•1 'il t c leas in- `� hjs public ca aety, w 1 no b IN THE SPRING OF BRITISH PEERS 'lifted to do aq, naw; the, ti carpnet adorns hie Jove -like brow. ALWAYS A FAVORITE IN THE WORSHIP SNAKE IN JAPAN. BRITISH COMMONS. Na s Gored Natives Believe Reptile Ha O. ed tI e I ti P —Hundreds of Toothache. e. Was King Edward's . Chum in theIn the Suma gardens of Kobe, Japan, 6 a huge snake brought from the trn• Deceased Monarch's Madcap pies. 11 measured 25 feet In length Days. 1 and 28 inches round t h e waist. Nat - Many this splendid reptile exerted ad - The Rt. tits, :HeY Chaplin, nn Cha lin, who nitration, and when it died much synl- paicpressed, and a deputation has just been created a peer, has dis--aslrthy was eed the management to bury the i charged the duties of leader of the snake in the vicinity, with due sere-' nominal Opposition, in virtue of his atony. This was done, the reptile being seniority among exrCabineb Ministers, interred in a pine grove back of the. since the formation of the coalition restaurant. Government. It is said that Mr. Chap- Then the discovery was made that lin's failing health nece.isitates his the snake had died on the day of the retirement from the strenuous life of snake in the Japanese calendar, and the Lower Chambr, of which b the somebody remembered an ancient su- Y perstition according to which tooth - way, he has been a member—and al- ache may be cured by worshipping L most continuously—for nearly fifty snake, The grave began to be visited years. The son of a parson—that kind and much benefit was derived by tooth. of parson who was both country gen- ache aufferers. tleman and clergyman, and was term - Hundreds visit the grave every week ed a "squarson"—and educated ab now and bring good profits to the gar - Harrow and Christ Church, Oxford.dens and the restaurant proprietor, who naturally are ready to be convin- The new peer is 75 years old. while who of the miraculous powers of the quite a young man he came into splen -`snake. Some of the grateful people did inheritance in the shape of the who have been cured have decided to Blankeney Estate in Lincolnshire—to erect a shrine to the memory of the' this day he is termed the Squire of snake. - Nature ' Needs Aid in Making New Health -Giving Blood. In the springthe system needs a tonic. To be healthy you must have new blood, just as the trees Must have new sap to renew their vitality. Na - fault, and so it tried to slip along the'ture demand it, and without this new smooth floor out of Betty's way. It blood'you will feel weak and languid. slipped so quickly and so far that You may have twinges of rhoumatism Betty slipped, too; and, to save herself or the sharp stabbiug pains of neur- from falling, she thrust out her hand. Was ,algia. Often there ere disfiguring The hand hit a tall vase that K pimples or eruptions on the skin. In, standing on the centro table, and the other cases there is merely a feeling vase fell—crash!-to the,, floor. It of tiredness and a variable appetite. struck just beside Tiger, who was Any of these are signs that the blood having a peaceful nap beside the fire, is out of order—that the indoor life Tiger jumped up with a startled of winter has lessened your vitality. baric, and dashed from the room into What you need in spring is a tonic the kitchen. The hack door was medicine to put you right, and in all open, and Tiger ran through it just in the world of medicine there is no tonic time • to upset the grocer's boy, who can equal Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. was coming in with a big basket on These Pills actually make new rich, his arm, red blood—your greatest need m The boy and the basket went down spring. This new blood drives out the together in a heap, and the boy shout- ed so loudly that he frightened the horse attached to his delivery wagon. The horse ran out of the yard into the road, and baket after basket tumbled from the wSgon to the muddy d group . The runaway horse frightened a pair of horses that were hauling a big dray loaded with lumber. The two horses turned sharply and upset the load just as it.was on the railway crossing. While men ran from all directions ,to get the overturned dray and the tangled pile of lumber from the track, a train had to wait in the station near by, and a hundred pas- sengers fretted at the delay and won- dered what had caused the trouble. They little knew that a pouting girl in a house beyond the village had caused it all, just by one kick at an innocent rug! They blamed the man who had been driving the load of lumber. The'driv- er blamed the grocer—and so did the persons who did not get the groceries they had ordered. The grocer blunt- ed his boy. The boy blamed Tiger. Tiger, being only a dog, did not blame the vase that had frightened him, but went back to the corner by the fire- place, and lay down to have another nap. And the vase, beig broken into pieces, could not very well blame Betty. And what of Betty? It was a sorry and frightened little girl that rushed to the door and saw what happened— a very sober and saddened little girl that crept back to pick up the pieces of the vase and to talk it over with her mother. "I'll never kick the rug again," she promised. "But it was the pout that really made all the trouble," said her mother, "The next time you feel a pout come ing, just make asmile come in place of it, and see what a difference it will make in everything that hap- pens."—Youth's Companion. 8 --'— WILD PARIS BOY MADE GOOD. Bravely Carried Out a Most Hazardous M Ission. IIow a nee'r-do-well, a devotee of the night life of Paris, became tate hero of kis regiment was. told to the corres- pondent of to Petit Journal by the young man's captain in a Held' hospital somewhere south 0: Verdun recently. "H15 name Is Marco. and he is only a private in a ehasseur battalion," saki the captain. "Before the war his fa- ther gave him plenty of stoney and he passed his nights in dancing the tango and otherwise disporting himself in the all night cafes of Montmartre. His dissipations, however, had not affected his keen intelligence, and when we were ordered to retire from a certain part of Haudremoat Wood the colonel intrusted to M'arccthr, most perilous, but the most important mission. "He was directed to remain behind in hiding to endeavor to, spot the Ger- mat battery _ w hick , we knew, would be broughtgforward h w when we fell Uack and to signal its wherea,bouts by, vari- colored rockets acoording to a pre- arranged code. Do not let yourself be captured or kIlled-above all not before yon have given the signal,' was the colonel's last admonition, "Marco, who is badly wounded, told me afterwards what happened. He climbed a big tree end promptly went to sleep. At dawn he was promptly awakened by the voices of Germans passing directly under him. Tato fears gripped him—one, that one of the a tune. I''mally Grape-) many shells failing in the wood would brought to my attention and I asked. strike his tree before he located the my doctor if I might cab it. He said, German guns; the other that the Ger- , mans in solidifying their osmotic`yes, and I commenced at once. would chop down lite refuge. nut nal- The food did me good from the ther'et these things happened, and at! start and I was soon out of bed and night Marco slid down to the ground recovered from the stomach trouble. and started in search of the enemy I have gained ten pounds, and am able battery. to do all household duties, some days "He found it only a few yards from sitting down only long enough to eat bis tree, and promptly sent up the roe• my meals. I can est anything that ket signal. Tion he fled back to his one ought to eat, but 'I still continue hiding place. Of course the Germans saw the rocket and began a mad search to eat Grape -Nuts at breakfast and seeds of disease and makes easily tired men, women and children bright, active and strong. Mrs. Eugene Cadaretbe, Amherstburg, Ont,, says: "I suffered for a long time from dizzi- ness, pain in the back and sick head- ache, and nothing I took did me any good until I began Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. These cured me after taking six boxes and I now feel better than ever I did in my life. I had fallen off in weight to 82 pounds, and after tak- ing the Pills I had increased to 100 pounds." These Pills are sold by all medicine dealers or can be had by mail at 50 eenbs a box or six boxes for $2.50 from The Dr. Williams' Medicine- Co., Brockville, Ont. ---'---- TELLS OF FRENCH COURAGE. Bavarian Says Verdun Defenders Fight With Bravery. A high Bavarian railroad official who is in charge of some of the Ger- man field roads before Verdun writes home : "The defenders of Verdun fight with admirable bravery, and their artillery does good work. Whenever they are driven oub of a position the French counter-attack at once with death -defying courage. The French army is brave and capable. "There is no hope' that France will lay clown her arms until the na- tion realizes that Germany can never be crushed. The war will go on even if Verdun fails. "The French civilians behind our front willingly work for us, and take the high wages we pay them, bub their hate remains, and they have but one thought and wish: Germany must be crushed." — ASQUITH A RECORD PREMIER. Has Held Office for a Long Period as Prime.Minister. Mr. Asquith has been Premier of Great Britain longest of any since 1832. Not only is Mr. Asquith's single stretch of office longer than that of any other modern Prime Minister, but he is getting near the top of the list for length of years of office with or without breaks. Mr. Gladstone was Prime Minister for about fourteen years in all and Lord Salisbury -for about thirteen, but Lord Beaconsfield had only about seven years, and Lord John Russell about six. Lord Palmerston's ascend- ancy was roughly from 1855 till 1865, in which period he had two terms as Prime Minister, one lasting three and the other six years. It took Sir Robert Peel about five years to get and leave a name as one of the greatest of Prime Ministers. ° GLASS OF WATER Upset Her. People P le who d aboutfood don't know \ should never be allowed to feed per- sons with weak stomachs. Sometime ago a young woman had an attack of scarlet fever, and when convalescing was permitted to eat anything she wanted. Indiscriminate feeding soon put her heck in bed with severe stomach and kidney trouble. "There I stayed," she says, "three months, with my stomach in such con- dition that I could take only a few teaspoonfuls of milk or beef juice at through the woods, but, falling to land the intruder, they set the wood afire. Marco, clinging to the branches, sate Ole fiamee come closer and closer to sapper and like it better every day. "Considering that I could stand only a short, time, and that a glass of water heavy,' I am fullsatisfied. hlrn; finally the bow above him began seamed `so y to :frit, Just town a shell burst that Grape -Nuts has been everything against the tree and Marco was hurled to the and that my rotors to health to the ground. Ile remembered noble is "due to it, Ing Peleliuuntil he recovered. collect- I have told several friends having ousness Itj a dressing 'station, badly nervous or stomach trouble what burned and suffering from several grave wounds as well. "What happened was that. we macre our counter attack soon after Marco's roelcot permitted nut• artillery to el• 'lenge the German battery, and our stretcher bearers found the youth tin- der his tree and tarrled hint back gaiety,. Grape -Nuts did for Inc and in every caao they speak highly of the food," "Thes'e's a' -Reason," Name given by Canadian Postum Co., Windsor; Ont, .fiver rend the above letters A now one appears from onto to tmnmo. They are ergenuine, true, altd fall. of lumen Ywit Owe Yourself this Rare Treat after the heavy meats and the canned vegetables of the Winter -- with a jaded stomach and rebellious liver—Shredded Wheat with Strawberries sl dish that is deliciously a h u Y' nourishing and satisfying —a perfect meal, and so easily and quickly prepared. For breakfast, for luncheon or any meal. Made in Canada. !received by le el. Quinn, Trade .Com - I missioner of New South Wales, 'Aur- li'alia, New York. Tho message, wbiob came from E. H. Palmer, noting assts- . taut superietendent of the Immigra- lion and Tourist Sereau, Sydney, eau- taiued only alto tnforinat.iou that' the petroleum and gas ileld had been found near Grafton, on lbs Claronoe River, in the extreme north-eastern part of News outh Wales. That the newly found s u] l is ex- tensive is indicated by the feet that news of the discovery was cabled also to Niel Nielsen, Australian Trade Com- missioner in Sanfranciseo and other Australian representatives who are seeking to bring about closer commer- cial relations between the United States and tba Australian Common- wealih. (commissioner Quinti raid the oil and gas supply nearest Australia was That discovered to recent years in Now ' Guinea, He was not able to estimate how the American market of these products might be affected, but he pointed out that Australia annually has bought from the United Status more than $10,000,000 worth of gaso• lene, benzol, lubrmeating tele and other petroleum products. MILK SHORTAGE IN AUSTRIA. In Innsbruck Shops Open for Only ing the spine and raising the shoulder. Two Hours Daily. This also causes extra strain to the, The scarcity of live stock and milk eyes by bringing the work too clone. , in Austria has assumed such alarm - When the desk is too low the child ing propolrtions that at Innsbruck has to bend over and will quickly be-, during the mid -Lent cattle market Ben Blankeney in the House of Commons, 3 come ngonly twelve cows were available for The esbate consisted of land and a splendid mansion, and the rent roll reaRig oo 'D was pretty nearly a quarter of a mil- lion dollars a year, Harry Chaplin— he is one of those men` who 'are "Harry" all their lives—got through. the lot in pretty short order. For truth to tell, this now veteran statesman and newly -made peer was not a little of a roysterer in the days of -his hot youth. Hunting, shooting, deer stalking, racing, card playing, dining, wining, and the rest of it—he was the equal of the best at any or all of these. When King Edward. was acting tate part of madcap Prince Hal, Harry Chaplin was one of his nearest and dearest intimates. He is said to have won as much as $500, - Rt. Hon. Henry CflapHat, 000 on a single race, and doubbless has before now many times - lost pretty nearly that sum. In his old age he was glad to accept a pension such as an ex -Cabinet Minister 6f im- poverished means is entitled to, of $6.000 a year, and to live at Stafford House as practically a pensioner on the bounty of the Duke of Sutherland, Isis kinsman by marriage. A General Favorite. Yet, with all his faults and foibles- and they are neither few nor small— Mr. Chaplin has always been a great favorite in bhe House of Commons. Squire, sportsman, and something of a scholar—in the sense that he has cultivated a taste for literature such as is not oaten possessed by bhe aver- age country gentleman he is very far from being a fool in public,mat- tars, whatever he may have proved the management of elf to be in blipsg his own affairs. In fact, so astute a judge as Disraeli welcomed him as a recruit of promise when ise first re- turned to : Parliament to swell the ranks of the Conservative minority in the year 1868. His admiration for Disraeli has affected his Parliament- ary style almost beyond belief. When a young and impressionable member he was accustomed to note that great man's air of Olympian reflection and his assumed grandiloquence of man- ner, and he came to the conclusion that if these were essential to Ptlr- liamentary success he would succeed . in Parliament. However, Disraeli pos- sessed a good deal that Harry Chap- lin conspicuously lades. And so, though the latter has been a Cabinet Minister,. he has never r'oached a higher position than that of a second rate man. Had Splendid Physique. The new peer was in his youth a man of superlative physique With his broad shoulders and hie six foot two of height he was possessed of great strength. And he was, too, an extremely good-looking man, with his aqueline nose, his high foreltecad, his finely chiselled face, his Saxon blue ogee, at once keeh and kindly, and ]tis general expression of prevailing good humor. If ever a man was s typical specimen of the open-handed and open- hearted English squire the newest ad- dition to the Rouse of Lords is that one. He has all the Englielt squire's virtues and nearly all his liniitatiotte. Whether the House of Lords will take him more seriously than the house of Commons has claim in these later days, round shouldered. over a low desk also strains the eyes' sale and they were immediately re - N e vs and compresses important veins in the quisitioned by the military authorities. neck so that serious brain troubles; The amount of milk available for Broadcast . WANTS EVERYBODY TO KNOW DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS CURED HIM. Louis Champagne, After a Long Period of Sickness and Weakness, Says He Found New Health in Dodd's Kidney Pills. Millerand, Ont., May 8th (Special.) —Strong and hearty again after a long period of weakness and ill -health, Louis Champagne a well-known resi- dent of this place, is spreading broad- casb the good news that he found new health and strength in Dodd's Kidney Pills. "For a long time," Mr. Champagne states` in an interview, "I suffered from kidney disease and backache. My appetite was uncertain, and I got up in the morning with a bitter taste 7n my mouth. There were flashes of lighb before my eyes, and I had a dragging sensation across the loins. My limbs were heavy and I was always tired. "Then I decided to try Dodd's Kid- ney Pills, and 2 am glad to be able to say that two boxes made me well. I recommend Dodd's Kidney Pills to all those who suffer from feebleness or bad kidneys." If you have the symptoms mention- ed by Mr. Champagne you may be sure your kidneys need attenbion. Neglected kidneys are the cause of more than half the ills mankind is heir, to. The way to treat sick or weak kidneys is to use Dodd's Kidney Pills. •i•— SCHOOLROOM FURNITURE. How a Child Is Crippled by School Desks and Seats. We take pains to have our school buildings well lighted, well heated, well ventilated and in other ways thor- oughly healthful places. But there is one important point which is often overlooked. This is the supplyhr; of proper seats and desks at which the children can work in comfort and without doing serious damage to their growing bodies. i Many children are hopelessly crip- pled with round shoulders, curvature ' of the spine and other deformities 'long before they are ready to leave school because they have been forced awork at i in ill-fitting chairs and to sit g -desks whichhigh are either too hi h or too low for them. The desks and seats in every school- room should be adjustable. It is very 'wrong to make children of all sizes sit at desks of the same size. For boys and girls who are blow or above the average in size there should be desks which can bo adjusted to meet their particular needs. I The most common faults in school- room furniture are the unsuitable shape of the backs of the seats, too great distance between the seat and !the desk, disproportion of the height of the seat and desk, and incorrect shape and slope of the desk. It is important that the edge of the desk should project slightly over the edge of the seat. The top of the desk should incline downward about ten degrees toward the seat and should be low enough to allow the forearm' to rest on it without raising the shoulder. The seat should be broad enough to support almost the whole thigh, and should be low enough to al- lotvrthe sole of the foot to rest on the floor, It should be slightly con- cave to prevent slipping and horizont- al rather than inclined. The back `should be curved forward to support the loins so that even a weakly child will find it easy full comfortable to sit up -right. W hen a schoolroom seat is too high the child does not touch the floor. He is most uncomfortable because he does I not get the proper aid from the legs and feet in mainteinhsg an upright position, It the desk is too high the elbow can get Ito rest except by ctirv- may follow. sale is so limited that milk shops are ----,e---opened for only two hours every day SACRIFICES OF PEERAGE. RAGE. and the crowd of people is so great Forty -Eight Heirs to British TitlesI difficulty that the police experience the greatest in regulating the sale and Killed in Present War. I distzibution of milk for children and Attention has been again focussed sick persons. on the sacrifices of'the British peerage Conditions in other regions are much in the war by the death at the front of worse than in the Tyrol, where in Lord Desmond Fitzerald, of the Irish' ordinary times cattle breeding Guards, the brother and heir presump- flourishes and consequently the milk tive of the Duke of Leinster. Lord supply is plentiful. --3'-- MOTHER AND BABY. Desmond is the 48th heir to a peer- age to fall in the present war and his case is only specially notable from the fact that the peerage which he would have inherited had he lived The fond mother always has the welfare of her little ones at heart. is one of the most historic in the She is continually on the watch for United Kingdom. He would have be- any appearance of the maladies which come the premier duke, marquis and threaten her little ones. Thousands earl in Ireland and he would have in- of mothers ]rave learned by experience agesd one of the few existing peer-' that nothing will equal Baby's Own ages that can be traced back without Tablets in keeping the children well. a break to the Norman conquest. Concerning them Mrs. R. Morehouse, His elder brother, the Duke of 1 Leinster, is unmarried and in poor Blissfield, N.B., writes: "Baby's Own Tablets are the best medicine I have health and the succession now devolves ever used for my baby. He was very h L 1 ADE, dN CAbAOA For malaing coop. For soften Int, wator. r romov o r i a g paint p For dist rofrl go •t re sinks, a drains no other pure „c.01¢ nu 71 .13111 tj'� disinfecting A Pleasant Discovery. An old lady on board a vessel ob- served two sailors pumping up water to wash the deck, and, the captain be- ing near, she accosted him as follows: "Well captain, so we've got a well aboard, eh?" "Yes, ma'am always carry one," said the polite captain, "Well that'll clever, It's so much better than the nasty sea water, which I always dislike so." fdinasd's Liniment Lumber -mania Friend. Chinese Porcelain. It is announced That the famous King Telt (Iumng porcelain factory which from the year 1398 furnished all the fine poreslaitr for the royal palaces of China, ie to 1,0 reoprred. This factory was partly leetre ed during the revo- lution in which tate republic was estab- lished, and the vcrious samples and patterns kept there were divided among the 1eading revolutionists. However, maul• pat! erns have been re- covered. tegetlter with samples. Billiard's Liniment need by Phyeleiaa& Father's Advice. "'I told father I loved you mora than any girl I ever met." "And what did your father say?" "He said to try and meet some more girls." Makers of alarm clocks are among those who do a rousing bu mess. SEED POTATO'IS EED POTATOES. IRTSFI COB. 1� biers, Deleware. Carman. Or- der at onse. Supply limited. WI Ito for quotarions. H. W. Dawson. Brnntpton Pr'R SATE. et LA LT',�'. THE t t1111:Nc FLO\P- lA 1:(;. Cultureii dui etiuu free. H. ''; 1agner. R. 5. 1Iai ilien. 0 E\\'1\t SIACIIINIC SUPI'LIES-10 t - Superior Needles ":,c, Shuttles 75c, 73obbins 5c, Belts Sea 1-ur any lfachlne. Superior Supplies Co., Hamilton, Ont. Edward on a younger brother, ore war cross but the Tablets soon put him HELP WANTED. Fitzgerald, who a few years ago mar- right again." The Tablets are sold ried Miss May Etheridge, a musical by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 comedy actress. Lady Edward Fitz- cents a box from The Dr'. Williams' gerald will be the first musical comedy Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. duchess, if her husband lives to in- herit. He is also an officer serv- ing at the front, but even if he should fall the succession in this case is safe, for he has an infant son, born in 1914, who in the natural course of events will one day be Duke of Leinster. 1, REDUCTION OF INSANITY. War is Proving an Antidote for Madness. Medical inquiry indicates that there has been a considerable reduction of insanity since the war began. Dr. William Graham of the Belfast Lunatic Asylum says: "It is not the great tragedies of life that sap the forces of the brain and wreck the psychic organism. On the contrary, it is the small worries, the deadly monotony of a narrow and circum- scribed existence, the dull drab of a life without joy and barren of an achievement, the self-centred, anaemic consciousness—it is these experiences that weaken and diminish personality and so leave it a prey to inherited predispositions or to the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." And the editor of the Lancet points out: "The traveler in Central America will face savage men and savage beasts unmoved but is driven to the verge of madness by the attacks of minute and insistent insects." Dr. Graham quotes with appeoval Lord Bryce's recent statement that, the effect of the fighting on thousands been to sober thein to stir men of , their deepest thoughts, and to inspire them with an urgent desire for some idealistic basis of life, and he "be- lieves that one of the eventual results of the war will be a great decrease in the amount of mental instability which has been growing in recent years." 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