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The Brussels Post, 1915-2-11, Page 6Hints for the Home Tested Recipe . Lemon Spalls.—One cup of buttes and two of ,sugar bete to a foamy cream, Add to this two eggs and the grated rind of one large lemon With ate juice. A scant tcaspoonftt of soda dissolved in two tablespoon fills of sweet milk. knead very stiff with lour, roll out very thin, cut out in shapes with tin cutter and bake in quick oven. Ince Cake, I. okoJname.—Thorough ly wash and drain four ounces of rice, .Place in an enamelled sieuce- pan with a pint of milk, a saltspciun- ful of salt, half a teaspoonful of vanilla, and let boil for 45 minutes, lightly mixing at bottom with a wooden spoon once in a While. Re- move to a table, add two table- spoonfuls of sugar, two tablespoon- fuls of cream or milk, a whole egg, the yolk ref another and stir thor- oughly. Line a pie plate with some puff paste, Pour ries into the plate, neatly smooth surface and suet in oven for 55 minutes. IJomeentele Sausage Take of young lean pork one and ane -third pounds of tenderloin, the rest any lean cut, four pounds, and lot, two pounds; put it through a sausage grinder twice. perhaps three times, until of the desired fineness. Use for each pound of meat one teasl spuenful of powdered dried leaf "age, one teaspoonful of salt, one- third teaspoonful of pepper and one-third of a nutmeg; nutmeg may be omitted if preferred. A quantity of sausage may be made at a time and preserved for regular use if one has a coke storeroom. It ehonld be placed in jars and covered an inch thick with melted lard, wench will preserve it. Vassar Cakes. --•These little bites are cornmeal hoe -cakes, served ho t. and eaten with etre-tiled honey, brown. -sugar, or molasses. But the •.We has nothing to do with then"; a batter is made with eornmeal and cold water, seasoned only with salt. The batter must be so thin that it literally pours from a tablespoon, one of which is put at a time on a hot iron griddle for the cake. The usual griddle holds three or four cakes, and as suun as these cook they are thinly coated with butter and served on hot plates. The su- gar, honey or molasses is pat on the table. Leman Pudding.—Put two ;,mires of butter in a saucepan and when melted stir in slowly one table- speonful of flour and one table- setetnful of cornmeal. When the in- gredients furm a thick paste, add quickly tine pint of milk and stir until the mixture has boiled and thickened. Remove from the stove and add three rounding tablespoon- fuls of sugar, the grated rind of one large lemon and one tablespoonful of vanilla. Fuld in the yolks of two eggs which have been beaten pre- tiausiy and one tablespoonful of finely chopped 'candied lemon peel. Add one pinch of salt to the whites of the eggs and whisk to a stiff froth. When the pudding is cold add the whites of the eggs and the juice of the lemon. Cover with a thick puff paste, brown in a medium oven and serve with cream, Scotch Bun.—Take etS breakfast- fuls of flour, % lb. butter, 1 tea- spoonful of baking powder. Mix these with sufficient water to form a dough, roll out, grease the inside of a large cake tin, and line neatly with the paste, reserving a piece for the top of the bun. Filling: 1 lb. of flour, % ab. sugar, 2 lbs, stoned raisins, 2 lbs, currants, Ib, candied orange peel, ee tea- spoonful black pepper, one tea- spoonful carbonate of soda, Se lb. almonds, blanched and chopped, 34 oz. each of ginger and cinnamon, one teaspoonful cream of tartar and a small breakfasteupful of milk, or enough to barely moisten all. Mix thoroughly and put in the paste - lined tin and cover with paste. Prick all over with a fork, brush over with egg, and bake about 2im hours. Useful hints. To help out a meatless meal use cream soups or dishes which include cheese, beans or eggs. Rag rugs .made of cotton wash well, are inexpensive and are often just the thing for the kitchen. The bone should be left in a roast; it will help to keep the juice in and will add flavor and ,siw-eet- ness. .If the aluminum cooking utensils tura black, try boiling tomato par - Inge in them and they will brighten. It is best not to serve the same dish twice a week unless it be a vegetable, as everyone likes variety. When making pastry use the roll- ing pin well. Measure all ingre- dients accurately; never guess at quantities. One secret of a warm house is having all the living room windows facing the soutIh and the north win- dows h double sashed. When bolting fish place, an the top se it some thin slices of saltork. This bastes the fish 'and makes the flavor better. When nailing down a carpet after the floor has been scrubbed be sure ,that the floor is quite dry, or the hails will rust and injure the car pet. Alum is very useful in the home, 1, and there es nothing better for mending broken dishes er a lamp when it is ,loose ixl tette sitocket than alien welted and used while hot, 'Ito makedit:bey celelothlook now, give it a than coat of varnish, let. it dry, then give it a •second coat, winch will be found better than one heavy coat: Doughnuts to be tiarle.at should he cel cut 'before putting tete fact no to beat, To make tlhem puffy, keep the kettle covered in which they are frying. Save all, odd bite of cheese, and when they are dry grate them and put the grated 'cheese in e. glass jar to .use for various cooked <listless of. vegetables and macaroni, After you have .used all the ham that will cut nicely from the bone, and after chipping the remaining meet for frizzled than, hail, the bone with cabbage. Tin is a great saving of the ex- pense of equipping it kitchen, if one wishes tha outlay to be as small as possible. But it should be the thickly coated kinds Dresses that have been laid away in drawers for some time often be- come very creased. Hang thein in front of the fire fur it while and the oreaees will disappear. There is probably more extrava- gance in the average home in the way of wasted light than any other one item in the whole category of household expenses, tar so few peo- ple remember to turn out the lights not in use. When cutting cured hams that you do not wish to use up at once,; they can be kept fresh and sweet fur a long time by spreading fresh lard over the •uewly'out surface, :3lwaye begin cutting at the end of the ham, having a saw for the l Brie, and there will be, no waste what- ever New flannel should always be shrunk before it is made into gar- ments. arments. Wash it entirely by itself in hut water, as warm as the hand can bear. The. soap should 'be rub- bed to a lather in the water, or else tine flannel may become hard. Use two wi a •mieaters. Then rinse in a third in which only a little soap has been dissolved, also a little in- digo blue. Wring and shake the flannel well, and while it is <hyng :hake, stretch and turn it several times. 4 BENT FED ARMY IN HISTORY. The British -army Is R'eli Supplied With Food. Dr. F. M. Sandwitll, chairman of the County of Lancte:1 Branch of the British bled Cross Society, deliver- ing the first of a series of three Chadwick lectures on "War and Disease at the Lecture Hall of the Royal Society or Arts, London, late- ly, contrasted with • former times, the present excellent condition of ltealt', in the British Army. which had been brought about, he said, by the splendid body of men in the Royal Army Medical Corps. Just as the issues in the phesent war were greater than ever before, so at least aur knowledge was based to -day on sounder principles, and the armies facing each other were better equipped, better instructed, and better fitted to endure the hard- ships of a long and bitter struggle than ever before. Taking the aver- age of recent wars fought on land, out of every 100 deaths 20 had been clue to wounds and 80 to disease. It was hard to believe that we would ever learn the lesson entirely that courage and goodwill were unable by themselves to carry us through when we were pitted against armies trained and equipped as the enemy was. We had learned a good deal and profited by some of carr worst blunders in the past, and we might congratulate those who were re- sponsible on the excellent clothing and general equipment of the regu- lar army, for the very good food which was supplied to .thein, and the training they had received, Ours was said to be the army best sup- plied with food since the world be- gan. CONUXDRUMS. Why are tall people the laziest? —Because they are always the long- est in bed. Why is an industrious tailor never at home?—Because he is al- ways cutting out. My first is a prepasition, my sec- ond a composition, my third an ae- quisition—Fortune. Why is an officer encamped lik; a person very attentive to the solu- tion of this conundrum 1—Beeause he is in -tent, Where you place your child is my first; what you make your child is my second, and a Court ornament is my whole—Lap-pet. Why is it lady who is presented with tickets for ten balls like a law- yer or a physician?—Because•, she is paid for at -ten -dances, My first is to he seen in the eke, my second . eonquers kings and i s queens, and my whole is what I t would offer to a friend in distrese— Sol-ace. What kind of hunting is that in which neither horses nor hounds • are used in the .pursuit of game which is usually of the feminine gentler ?—•I+ ortun o -hunting. Mrs. ,Susan Buckles, who died re- cently near Edinburg, I11., et the ago of 92, had never •attended a notion-pietttre show, a Cil'etta or a theatre and had never ridden on a main or street car, ACZ1 I'IT1ES OE Y011 iV 0 London now etas en allele' police- woman, Illinois pays out $112;000 a year in mothers' pensions, There are over 1,000 women on the British Mediate Register. • Women are being employed to take moving pictures of war scenes in France. Over 8,000 'of New Yomk's i5,000 working women received less than$0.50 a week last year, IL :arisen Helen :arrisen is manages of the extensive dairy farm owned by Janes'. 1. Hill, the mililivnwire railroad enaguete, The Countess Lonyay, a daaughtee of Leopold of Belgiute send once a future Empress of Austria, is now a Bed Cross nurse, MmB Mane. akhenleteff, wife of the Russian ambassador to the United States, has one of the finest collee- tion of jewels in the world. Dr. Mary Orew•ford, who has been assigned to the operating -room in the American alospital in Paris, as the only wosean physician in the hospital. Fire Commissioner Adamson of New York has ,appointed Mrs. Olive P. Shepherd as a fire inspector in the bureau of fire protection at a Wary of $1,200 a year. Twenty-four per cent, of nearly 0,000 women and children employed in stores, laundries, factories and telepbone exchanges in. New Or- leans receive an average wage of less than $4 per week. Miss Annie Morgan, a daughter of the late J. Pierpont Morgan, will he awarded the grand medal of tate National Institute of Social Soiene- es, being'ecjuivalent to. the grand cross of the French Legion of Hon - 03'. Mrs. Lorillard Spencer and Miss Katherine Bufbin of New York, who recently returned from the Philip - pis e's, are the first white women who ever penetrated the mountain fast- nesses in which the aasage• Mores make their homes. Both women spent a whole year amrong the tribes and came back unharmed. USING VERY DEADLY SHELLS. Germans Prepare Explosive That Causes Intense Suffering. Sit' William Ramsay:, noted scien- tist and frequent contributor to the New York American, writes to the London Times: "I enclose a translation of part of an article which appears in the current number of Comptes Rendus of the French Academy of Science. It is by M. Victor Henri, a French chemist, of the best reputation. M. Urbain, whom he quotes, is one of the most distinguished and reliable scientific men. M. Henri's article says: M. Urbain, who has had an op- portunity of examining a number of German shells which failed to ex- plode, informs' me that explosive shells of 77 calibre, and shrapnel shells contain mostly a large quan- tity: of violet brow -n powder', smell- ing strongly off white phosphorus, 97 per cent. of which consists of various kinds of phosphorus, the red variety predominating in the explosive shells. The balls are roughened so as to retain a certain quantity of the ad- hering phosphorus, consequently fragments of the German' shells and shrapnel carry into the wound more or less phosphorus. This ;should be especially called to the notice of surgeons, for phos- phorus produces mortification of the tissues. In contact even with shrapnel balls, microbes, especially anaerobic ones, which produce te- tanus and gangrene, finda medium favorable to their development and the wound may become grave. THE QUEEN'S VOICE, . Teacher Gave His Frank Opinion as to Its Quality. In her youth, Queen Elizabeth of Roumania spent much time en the training of her voice, and, encour- aged by flatterers, came to believe herself to be a singer of unusual talent. At length she decided to have her voice tried by some great teacher. So she went one day, dressed very simply, and without the usual retinue of servants, to see Professor Dumanois of Bucharest, and urged him to :give his frank opinion on the quality of her voice, and her !future prospects. He test- ed her voice with great care, first with the simple scales, then with a sang, and lastly with an operatic aria. When the trial was over, the pro- fessor said, "I cannot say that you have is wonderful voice. You sing fairly ,well, and with not a, little feeling. I might undertake to train you to sing in operetta; but to peak quite frankly, you haven't he loolca for i" Up to this time the teacher had not known that the rank of the as- pirant was any higher then that of scores of other young ladies, equally ambitious, who constantly oaane to hum. But his surprise was great when the lady handed him the visit- ing card of the queen, and he found that he had before him noless a personage than royalty itself. The queen thanked him heartily for the frank way in which he had judged her musical ability, and went home with her .ambition in that direction decidedly diminished, .rte..... ,:.,,......,.: Heir to 'King of Belgium. A new and hitherto unpublished photo of Prince Leopold, the youth- ful heir to the throne of tthe Bel- gians, --see-- HOLESe^. -- HOLES 1N TREES. {'aloe of the Woodpecker in Rifling Insects. a country of woods, tree or a h top and will often halfway up limb. Any once that It is tdoubt, .but is ite home of fair hint ofby the big 1 redhead, like the fellow, with his back aconstant vHe has bof apple t fruit trees ofus insect P le is not n digspurposes. Some tdeeply to the hole get 1 he downy alsoles near 71 which to scold nights, forr as well. aso, wood- peckersnesting hole e found a long ago. occupy tSometimes it squirrel, b le bird. s only an e woodpeckers ares• on the left at the b e hole is ftwho the newfills the c squirrel, withother soft st ed with tweb, a wrenwith fine sera*,so forth, probablytenant; if feathers, wool,e mu - pants or n ENT. C by the 1lihen you walk alonng• road at the edge of a piece and come to a wild apple decaying .stump from which branches have fallen, you see a round hole in it its length., or under a'big youngster twill tell you at it is a woodpecker's nest vooclpecker work, no use, or�vasftever, th a pair of woodpeckers'? its size will give yon a whether it was made ogcoek, by a flicker or a or by one of the inserter kinds, downy or the hairy woodpecker. He is a little checkered fel a broad white stripe down end a red toff, end he is a visitor to our orchards. been called an "inspector Fees," for he cleans the borers and other injuria esti. But a woodpecker's ho eoessaridy a nest. The woodpecker hales for other Some- times he lies to cut se c at a big grub heron looks like a house entry. T• carves out shallow ha is real nest as sheltei^s in spend stormy flays and he is with us ill wlnte in smnmer. Then, to make a new ach season, so you may have nest that ivas deserted Other creatures often hese abandoned homes. is a arouse or a flying bet more often some •lite Whatever it may be, it fines empty tenement, since content to lay their egg fine, clean, chips that are onion of their burrows. By the way in which the furnished, you may guess occupant is. A arouse cavity with grass; a flying its cast-off fur and off. If the hole is cram5n wigs and bits of spider's has lived there: if a few feathers, and' a bluebird was the it con•sists mostly of and cottony stuff, the ants are no doubt chickadees nuthatches. INGENIOUS TREATMENT. Curing Digestive Troubles fisc of the Magnet. Among the latest of the mechani- cal appliances to be harnessed to bhe work a£ hurna•n healing is the electro -magnet, which the physician is likely to find of great value in the treatment of cerbain bowel affec- tions that 'have hitherto been found very intractable. Dr. Payr, accor- ding to a St. Petersburg medical journal, is the originator of the idea. The patient is required, to take Arse a quantity of water in which much iron is suspended in fine par- ticles. The latter is thus carried to every part of the digestive tract and can be acted upon by the magnet at the will of the operting physi- cian. In a case of stricture of the intestines, for instance, the iron gradually settles at or near the point of obstruction; The same is true where there are adhesioue, which have always given eenvoua perplexity to the surgeon. The moment the magnet is ap- plied, the iron is, of course, attract- ed with considerable force, and pushing against the interior wall of the intestine, has a. tendency to dis- tend it. The operator is able to di- rect the "push" in bhe proper direc- tion, The effect being to dilate the stricture or release the adhesion, Dr. Pays points out that, by means of this simple mechanism,. the intestines may be exercised at will, thus greatly strengthening them" and conducing to health and long life in the patient. He has found in his practice then the whole digest ive system is to be very mater- ially benefited by a judicious appli- cation of this treatment and feels quite. positive that in the electro- magnet he has bit upon a most em- cient sticl in the treatment of the whole long list of gastro-intestinal maladies, ASRi,IL TRAM. PREAKINq THE SUNDy A `/ �CHUN, STUDY One of the Most Impressive 8lphts in u Nature, It 4s impossible fc1' one who has seen only the common mute swans floating about in the artificial lakes of city parks to imagine the grandeur of a flock of the great whistlers in their wild state. In "Wild Life and the Camera," Mr. A. 12. Gagmen says the sight is one of the most impl•esatve in nature. As the huge birds rise into the air it seems as if an 1191191 regatta were belug sailed overhead, the swans, each with a wing spread of six or seven feet, moving like yachts under full sail. Once the swans are fairly under way their speed is amasing, nearly a hundred miles an hour, and Oaf, too, with no apparent effort, for the slow wing notion is very deceiving. The endurance is as surprising as their speed, for they are said • to travel a thousand miles without .alighting. The flocks are usually led by an old and experienced swan, and it is said it orthat It masightce bebecomes called seresttired trailof breabeading;k- ing, his place is taken by another whose strength is equal to the task, and so they continue until they reach their destination, the southern feeding grounds of the winter, or the northern breeding places of the summer. Oa casionally they stop to rest in the re• gion of the Great Lakes. Not many years ago, while on their way north, a large number stopped above Niagara Falls, and more than a Hundred were, by dome extraordinary mischance, carried over the falls and killed in the surging waters. Whether the swans prepare in any spacial ivay for their southward journ- ey is not known; but before starting north they indulge i0 the curious hab- it known as "ballasting," that is to say, they eat great quantities of sand, for what purpose no one knows. In the far -away Arctic Ocean is their .breeding place, and It is believed that they mate for life. .As with so many of the. water birds, The swans protect their eggs with a covering of down scratched from their own breasts, so that when the birds leave the nest, the two to six large, yellowish eggs are hidden from the eyes of possible thieves, and protected against sudden Changes -f tempo m eratme. p It is many years before the swans are clothed in the feathers of immacu- late whiteness that make them such. conspicuous objects of beauty. Not, indeed, until the fifth year does all traces of, gray disappear. The first feathers are entirely gray; gradually they lighten, becoming mottled with white, the neek and head remaining gray until after the body is completely white. THE LAND 0'1' HONEST MEN. No Loeks on Bairns or Hotel Bed- . rooms. A land of almost Utopian simpli- city is described by a writer in the Field who a year ago -started on foot from Innsbruck and went by way of Landeck to the Stelvio Pass, and back across the Tirol to Welsch- nofen, One of the joys of a walking trip in Tirol, he says, lies rn the friendship of these exceedingly sim- ple, honorable, and" religious pea. sants. They leave their agrieultural rm- plereents lying all night in the field, covered with a heavy cloth, for the dew is as dishonest wren. these holy mountains as elsewhere. They have na hocks on their barns, They lift a cross with a cry for prayers and the. remembrance of God at every quarter of a mile. These cross- es mark the spot where some poor soul has died during the wild storms of winter. How dreadful those tem - pegs are can be judged from the feet that we found six such homely wociden monuments, not one more than ten years eild, within half a mile, At Longarone—whish is over the Italian border—we discovered that our ehanulber, the best in the inn, had its lock screwed on topsy- turvy, ea that it could not be. fas- tened. Out in the hallway I bellow- ed for Maria. She came, all sur- prise. "But the honorable Herr cannot have another bedroom with a better lock, for that's the only lock in the hotel; the only one in the village. The landlord bought it because the foreigners insisted, but he had never seen a lack before. If the honorable Herr will wait un- til to -morrow, perhaps—ah, but everyone in town, knows the honor- able travellers are here; everyone knows that they go a long trip and mast need much money, so no one could be wicked enough to attempt to deprive the honorable Herr and his honorable Frau of a thing they need so much." g, Soldier a Gold elide. Three 20 -franc gold pieces have been extracted from the skin of Pri- vate Belsey in a Paris hospital. A piece of shrapnel pierced the pocket of another soldier, who had coins, and who was marching allege' of, Boissey, The shrapnel and the coins lodged in the log of Boissey, who didn't halm a. cent• on him before he was wounded,. Where did Noah strike the first nail of the Ark? --0n the head. A British soldier in Belgium was one morning wending his Ivey to camp with a fine rooster in his arms, when he was' stopped by his Colonel to know if he had been stealing chickens. "No, Colonel,'' was the reply. "I saw the old fel- low sitting on the wall, and. I or- dered hire to crow for England, and he wouldn t—so I just took him prisoner." INTERNATIONAL LESSON, FEBRUARY 14, Leffion' VI(. • Samuel (tailed to Be a Prophet. 1 Sam, 1, 24.28; 3, Golden 'Wait, 1. sant. 3$ 9, Verse 1, The .child ' Samuel. minis- tered ante Jehovah before Eli,--- Samuof, in all prababdlity, wars a Nazirite (see 1 Sam, 1. 11), He Min- istered unto the priest In the severe of aiding 'hien in the divine services (see Num, 3, 0; 8. 21). His work was distin•etly religious, Aiternvierds we read that he was the 'seer whom Sail and his serve -at 'consulted in a private diffloulty (see 1 Sam, 9. 1615). He was, also a; priest (see 1 Sam, 9. 13), ,a judge (see 2 Sane 12), and a prophet (see 1 Sam, 15),. Between Moses and the founding of the king- dom there was none like bin, The Jewish historian Josephus ease that Semite] was twelve years all at the time of our lesson. The word of Jehovah was precious in those days,—"Precious" means „rare," No frequent vision.:'1`hat is, no widely tspreacl or promulgated de. claratian of God. 2. His eyes had begun to wax dent, -Practically t'ho same state- ment is made of Isaac in Gen. 27, 1, 3. The temple of Jehovah where the ark of God was,—Temple means tabernacle (see 1 Sam, 1, 9; Psa. 5. 7). 4. Here am I.: This is a usual greeting when a summons is obeyed. Itis used in responding to a'call 0f the Deity se ,well as to a call of mean. It means, "Here I am to submit myself to your command" (see Gen. 22. 1 ,7, 11 ; 27. 1, 18). There are many other such refer- ences in the 01st Testament, 5-9. The persistence with which Samuel was called and alto with which „ ch he i• ]i0 -Jeering an to D , it was Eli who celled him, showed to the aged prophet that Jehovah had a, message for the boy. One who had spent his life in serving God as Eli had won]d> not nristake long the na- ture of the call which came taSam- uel. 10. Came presence is mere voice. Abraham an 20, 21, 33) a 11. Both that hearetl expression in the 01cl 2 Kings 21. miah (7. 12, the destrect1 Shi- loh. So also 78. 00-04. 12. All that has referee From the the end,—T1 will he acreage' 13. Be res did remonstrate their iniquity He, however from office, pent, Eli, in• siblc for the 10. Samuel 21, 26). This young. It i comparisons to how Sam vah, the s (2. 52) as to Let none reason why Je- hovah was w shaped his 1i of Jehovah. 20. From Beer- sheba.—This Judg. 20. 1 ; 24. 2. 15; 1 in the extreme cheba was in the bordeiso ment is equivalent "from Helif "from the I Not only dist dicated by th ence, also, Dan to Be Israel." Dm the kingdom Geba to B 23. 8). and stood: --'A personal indicated, and not a See the incident of d Jehovah (Gen. 18. 17, and Gideon (Judg'. 6. 14). the ears of every one t it shall tingle.—This occurs only three times Testament—here and in 13 and Jer. 19. 3, Jere - 14; 26. 6, 9) compares un of Jerusalem to does the writer of Pea. I have spoken.—Tails e to 1 Sam. 2, 27-36. beginning even unto tat is, the destruction nug`i and complete. trained them not.—Eli with his sons far (see 1 Sam. 2. 22.25), diel not remove them and, as they did nut re- pent, became respon- i.r wickedness, grew.—(See 1 Sam. 2, s shows that he Ivsrs s interesting to make with this statement as xis] ,grew before Jeho- tatenient wade in Luke how Jesus grew, of his words fall.—One Samuel grew when fth him was because he life so closely to the will • Dan even to Beer- p!hrase appears first in again an 2 Sam, 17. 11; Kings 4, 25. Dan was north and Beer - the extreme south of f Israel, and the state - to our statement ax be Vancouver,"` or ,ekes to r15 Pacific," ante, however, was in- s phrase; it had refer to the people. ]Prose er-shabe, meant ".all. ring the separation of the phrase was "from ser-sh•eba (see 2 Kings V Gook's Folty Legend. One of the most popular legends, in the country -is that told in Cannec- tion with Cook's Folly, the residence, near Bristol, England of the late Sir elerbert Ashman. The old tower which stands in the midst of the building was long years ago built by a Mr. Cook for the preservation of his son, whose death by violen:ea be, fore he reached his twenty-first birth day had been foretold by a gipsy. The boy spent many years in safety, shut up in the towerb but on the morning of his twenty-first birthday, when the anxious father 'entered to release him, he was found dead from the bite of an adder, which bad been concealed in some faggots passed through it window on the previous evening for tate lad's fire. .14 Sammy was not prone to over-ex- ertion in the classroom ; therefore his mother was both surprised and delighted when be came home one noon with the announcement: "I got 100 this morning." "That's lovely, Sammy 1" exelainted his prottd mother, unci she kissed him tenderly, "What was it in?„ "Fifty in reading anti fifty in 'ride: merle." A WATER TRIP "Tete longer I live with any wife —and it's gain' onto fifty years now —ilio less .understand 'bout the workings of the female mind;" re - marl ed 'Ogled Dolllver, as he melted naturally into the terele of idlers in the Dilmouth poet office, "You take a man's Idea of what makes a, payin' day,. and compare it with a• women's, and you'll 11nc1--eva1, I d'know jest 'what you will find, if you 'come to that, "P'r instance, yesterday mornin'' I.booked up the old Boss to go to town, I. •wanted to haul in a load. of track to sell, and there was 'hope a dozen things I needed ±0 Use' round the farm -I Feely had to havo 'ems 'When I got ready to start, my wife came out to the wagon, and she gave me a list -of things that shed "wrote off, and she charged, me over'n over not to fail to. get 'esu, 'cause she needed every one of 'em, So I put her 11s't in with mine in my weskit pocket and started off, "When I was engin' by Bowler's, place, Mi•s' Bowler come to the door and hailed we: Your wife wants you on the telephone,' she says. So I got out of the wagon and went in. Seems that while I'd been get - tin' fres;my place down to Bow- ler's, shed thought of six or seven more things that she couldn't dot without, and she wanted me to gee them, too. I hadn't any pencil with me to jot 'em down with, but I thought I could charge my mince with 'em so's not to forget 'em. "Wal, my truck sold so much bet - teen 1 expected that about all the 'things my wife wanted came out of that extry cash. I was pretty well. pleased with my day'•s work -get - tin' any truck in there in the nick' of time, and gettin' top price fort, and he tikin two, three pretty then m v P Y good trades in the things I'd bought. Take it all round, I don't, know when I've had a .better ;pa.vin' day, so I was •feelin' rather better'n. Common when I drove into the yard' last night and started to unhitch. "My wife came out to the wagon. while I was talcin' the boss out, andi she began to poke rood after the things she'd sent fur. I'd taken most of my things that I'd got for the farm and barn out of the wag - had to before I could get out for they was piled all over me,- and they mode a pile as big as _ft small cock of hay. So she didn't, have anything to bother her, and she hauled her stuff out of the wag- on, a .bundle at a time, and pile it all on the ground there, '1mg_side of her, and it made a heap that she could barely..peek ,over. "She'd got out all the stuff she'd wrote out on the list, ancereost of the things she'd held me up and telephoned 'ibout, when all at once she begun to scratch round in the bottom o.f the wagon kind of anx- ious, ante my mince began. to mis- give me, although I didn't know any reason fur't- `F inally, she says, `Where's that roll of white tape I told you about over the telephone'? Is it done up with some of these other bundles, or have you got it in your :pocket?' "'There !' 1 says, 'that's the hast time I've thought of that tape since you told me 'bout it this morn - in' ! I never got it at a11.' And when I -told her that, she slumped down on that .pile of bundles anti let her hands flop right down by her sides. "'Good land!' says she. 'Go clear to town and waste ti,, whole day, when you might have been woekin' here to home and then for - gib -what you went after !• If that ain't a man all over.!' "And," concluded Mr. Dolliver, ruefully, "1 ain't been able to make her hear reason yet." 6'-- L:l,.1GUA.GII OF 1606 LIVES. Is 8ti11 Spoken in the Channel Islands. The Channel Islands, ,where there is still in everyday use a patois al- most identical with .the Norman French spoken by William the Con- queror, are the home of other quaint antiquarian relics. 011e of them, an acient form of injunction, was revived in Guernsey last month says the Nation. A local politician whose election as jurat had been annulled by the royal court of the island on the ground of his having been sentenced be ss term of imprisonment 80:111e years ago, knelt bareheaded at the entrance to the •courbhowse and ex- claimecl : "Hee)! Hero! HHar•o ! a 1'aide, won prince, on me fait tort." The effect of this appeal, teolundcally called the "clameur de Hai'c," is to stay proceedings un- til the .petitioner's case has been heard. In modern times the ray has most frequently been raised to interrupt building ,preparations on land to which the title is:dispubed---much to the annoyance of umsuspeotieg strangers who have settled in Elle is- lands without being aware of this curious tradition, Popular etymo- logy explains "Hero" as an 'abibes- viati"rt of "Ha! Rollo," thus malt- ing the cry it direct appeal to the first duke of Normandy,