The Brussels Post, 1914-12-10, Page 3esb so.Ws
Young Folks
What dobby Saw,
"13uleby, did you ever see a holo
in your handl" asked Unelo Joe,
"There isn't any hole in ray
band," saki Bobby, positively.
The Children were never quite
sure when Miele Joe was joking,
for he always looked quite serious,
although there was sometimes a
twinkle in hie eyes.
,."Now, Bobby," said Uncle Joe,
"take a large-sized magazine, or
any piece of Stiff paper about eight-
een inches long. Roll it up into a
small tube ; now, hold up your left
hand, with the palm toward you,
and place the tube against the side
of your hand, Look through the
tube with your right eye, and keep
your left eye open. What do you
see 7"
"Oh, how funny!" shouted Bob-
by, "It leaks as if •someone had cut
a little round hole right out of the
palm of nay hand !"
Bobby laid down the tube, and
had to look awice to make sure that
his plump left palm was just as
sound and whole as the other.
"Bob,b-• how many fingers have
you7" asked UTncle Joe,
"Ten," said Bobby, looking as if
he thought. the question rather a
foolish one,
"You never saw an eleventh fin-
ger, did you?"
"'Why, no," said Bobby. But he
did not speak quite so positively
this time,
"1 -]:old your hands before you,
with the fore -flingers almost, but
not quite, touching," said his
uncle, "Now look—not at your
forefingers, but at the floor just
beyond them."
"0 Uncle Toe;" cried Bobby irk
great excitement. "I see — right
between my forefingers — another
little stubby finger, so short and
fat! What funny things you are
showing me to -day 1"
"You see, Bobby." said his uncle,
laughing, "no matter how good
your eyes may be, there are times
when you cannot believe all that
they tell you."—Youth's Com-
panion.
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BRI'PAIN IS MIRING AN ARMY.
Ten Days Drill, Thin Weeding Out,
and Shooting Practice.
A British officer thus doseribes
the process of building up "Kitche-
ner army" :
'fere recruit begins with eight
]tours a day on the parade ground—
one before breakfast, three in the
i'vrencon, three ,after dinner, and
one after t•ea•. For the first few
weeks the work. consists entirely of
elementary foot -drill, marching, the
handling Of the rifle, and, above all,
pliy si•cal training. Ten day's of this
weed out the unfit and the slug-
garde, and effect a vast improve-
ment in bhe demeanor of those fit-
ted to stand the strain. Chests ex-
pand, heads come up, shoulders
squaro cut, and the bodies 'move
with a rhythm. The slop -walker,
the ideal of ease and grace, begins
to learn that he can't distinguish has
right hand from his left when asked
to do so without warning; the man
who found the scythe an easy wea-
pon to wield, finds that the simple -
looking bayonet is Inc too much for
him; the fluent speaker in the local
debating society finds bhat ib is be-
yond his art to explain how to form
fours. But gradually we pull
through and pass on to the hand-
ling of the rifle as a weapon of war.
The air -gun enthusiast starts here
full of confidence, until he finds
himself placed in the "awkward
squad" for farther aiming in•sbruc-
tion. The man who would be in-
esulted if he were told that he could
not tell the time finds that "six
o'clock on the bull" •takes a lot of
finding.
The first assay on the miniature
range is also usually something of
a disappointment. Bat careful in-
dividual instruction works wonderst
and 'the men are gradually got
ready for field teaming. MI this
time the wont of developing mus-
cles and expanding Chests has gone
steadily on sand the marches have
become longer.
The.babtaldon now sings the magic
strains of "Was Long Way to Tip-
perary," and "Hullo I Who's Your
Lady Friend1" as it swings along
dusty roads, In feat, the authors
and composers• of • these ballads?
aided by the forgobteetagenius twbo
invented elate mouth -organ, have
lone 17iuch to hemp in the training
of our new •soldigrs, So .now _off we
go in high ,spirste do sizenel leing
'hours in fin larthaek altsnore or iiia?
impregnable positions held by ima-
ginary Germans, who are finally
]riven Out at the baysn•eb's point.
As the weeks roll on'these practices
will be carried cut in heavier
equipment, and in larger bodies,
till finally our NOV Army is capa-
ble of going on mianoenivres and
marching all night to atbeck
dawn, or of digging aahl nagllt im
1 preparation for the .I,;,,,adlt W1riali Ts
14,1 .xpetted,
r �3y thin Mine jW Mali Will leave
been trdine 3i what' use of ball eine
ni,anr at)i?; reit whio!h it is to be Hoped'
OP Government will not be
gat'dly.
A long face gete a Abort welcome
(oey man,,
WIII'Ill AS A GHOST
Pale or Sallow Cheeks One of the
First Signs of Anaemia
Pale and sallow cheeks, with
blanched lips and gums, .and dark
circles under the eyes, are the first
signs that anaemia has begun its
deadly progress. This first warning
is followed by great weariness and
becathlessn•ess alter any exertion.
You grow melancholy, have fre-
quent headae'hes, awake in the
morning feeling tired, You become
morbid and nervous, starling at the
slightest noise, and your heart pal-
pitates violently even on going up-
stairs. Most girls from fourteen to
twenty suffer from anatemi•a, Neg-
1Cet to supply new blood to the
languishing, bloodless body, means
a life of m+ieery--indeed it is an
open invitation to that most hope-
less of all diseases; consumption.
The new, rieh blood that cures an-
aemia and gives new health and
strength is readily created by Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills. That is why
these pills have cured more cases
of bloodlessness and blood disor-
ders than any other medicine. They
have made thousands of girls and
women strong, well and rosy, with
bright eyes and new energy, just be-
<ause they nourish the body with
new, rich, red blood of health.
Here is a typical instance. Miss
Laura Dempsey, Auburn, N. Y.,
says: "For several months I was in
a very bad -state of health, with
many of the symptoms that accom-
pany anaemia. I wits pato and
bloodless, had terrible headaches,
wou'kl be breathless at the least
exertion. Having tried a number
of medioines without relief I natur-
ally became discouraged and began
to fear that I was doomed to con-
tinued illnese, At this stage a
friend who had herself been bene-
fitted by Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
urged me to try them. I did no and
thanks to the pills I am now enjoy-
ing the best of health, and feel that
1 cannot reaaininend this splendid
medicine to highly,"
Other weak •and ailing girls CRC
also obtain new health and strength
through the use of Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills. You can get these pills
through any medicine dealer, or
they will be sent by mail post paid
at 50 cents a box or six boxes for
$2.50 by writing The Dr, Williams,
Medicine Co„ Brockville, Ont.
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COW -001)E USED BY G1RMANS
System Was Used By. Scouts to
Direct -the Armies.
Crude drawings of cows of vary-
ing proportions, some in attitudes
of defence, belligerency, or in graz-
ing positions, were notined by
French officers during the early
days of the campaign on the Aisne.
The sketches at first were consider-
ed the simple efforts of school chil-
dren, but the frequency with which
this subject appeared on walls,
buildings, bridges and in every
available place in the departments
of Oise and Somme puzzled French
officers who conducted a thorough
investigation. They are now con-
vinced that the system was used by
German scouts to direct the armies
that were to follow.
There was a great variety in the
sizes of the drawings ,and in the
positions of the heads and other
particulars. By comparing notes
and dates it was discovered that
these crude pictures had a very in-
timate relation with passing events.
Certain categories of the pictures
coincided in every ease with the
same developments in the military
operations and continuing their
researches, they discovered per-
fect: ,system of communication
F n had
thus 'been organized, similar to the
system often employed by gypsies
and tramps for indicating informa-
tion to tihose of their confreres that
come after.
The position of the animal's head
was made to indicate the direction
in which the French troops were to
be found, and the size of the animal
indicated the importance of the
forces. A very small cow meant
that the route was not veru strong-
ly guarded; a cow in a natural po-
sition of defence indicated fortifica-
tions in the neighborhood, and the
size of the animal indicated the
strength of the fortifications. A
cow •with head raised high indicated
that prudence was necessary in ex-
ploring the neighborhood 'before
venturing farther.
CRYING CHILDREN
When baby cries it is beoaeese he
is unwell --not because he is bad
petered as'so many imagine, dry-
1Og.is the WaY the lit 1ene has of
'telling" of his pesiere .ag tine wise
It] /bell t ants
mother can instantly h i t� .,r•a
her little one simply by lid eljl•
When bieby cries a great deaf, gitfe
him Baby's Owei Tablets. land he will
soon be happy again. Concerning
bhe Tablets Mrs. Jas. Gaudreau,
Notre Dame des Boats, Quo„ says;
"Mf' baby cried day and hig'hi-gad
1 eats gisimstiy <"MatiAil aged I began
giving the Tablets and he. was soon
aPpy, healthy. and fat." The Tab-
lets dee sold by medicine dealers or
1� to i at f cite a a box from The
1 f}` i. Unfits' Medicine Co,, Brock -
Ont,
The devil May be as ulisatisfee••
tory ,hoeee but aft luta the wages of
Sin (1,re always Braid,
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IIIERRY Ui,U ENRA1) ikon, Scotia Case of
NEWS RV 31,111, .1Iu)1'7 ,t011N
1t('L1, ,1,1'i) ]IIS PEOPLE..
Occurrence., In the band Thn(
Coigns Supreme In the Coin.
mcrcial World.
Two pears were roh1 at Grimsb.Y
for the Belgiau Refugees' Fund,
valued $130.
Princess Mary has issued an ap-
peal for $500,000 for Christmas
gifts for the soldiers and sailors,
All licensed houses in the city of
London are, for the future, closing
at 10 p.m. instead of 11 p.m,
A recruit to Lord Kitchener's
army who comes from Godalming
bears th ename of Julius Caesar,
A new :01 note will shortly be
m the hands of the public and is a
great improvement on Mw first is-
sue,
Six patrol women are to be ap-
pointed at Portsmouth, where they
will work in conjunction with the
police force.
Orders for khaki clothing to the
amount of $1,250,000, for Russian
troops, have been offered to firers
in Leeds and West Riding,
.A revised list of the number of
railway men who have joined the
colors shows that 24 railway Sys-
tems have contributed 54,270 men.
The Alhambra Theatre in London
is offering two private boxes nightly
for the use of convalescent wounded
soldiers 'tome from the front.
It is stated that at the patriotic
conceit at the Albert Hall, London,
King George joined heartily in the
chorus of "it's a Long Way to Tip-
perary."
Two Minutes of Bath Workhouse
for some years have been a Mr.
Pickwick and Sam Weller, Mr.
Weller has just died and Mr. Pick-
wick lies seriously ill.
Lord John Spencer Cavendish,
D.S,0„ brother of the Duke of De•
winglike, of the 1st Life Guards.
has been killed in action. He was
only thirty-nine years of age.
In order to keep as many men es
possible employed during the war,
the Government has hurried for-
ward the contract for the construc-
tion of the new Post Office tube.
Among the great historic build -
Ings which have insured against
possible damage from Zeppelin
bombs is Westminster Abbey, Tho
sum for which it is insured is $755,
000.
The war is costing the country
about 855 a second, or about $5,-
000,000 a day, according to Mr.
Sidney Webb, Professor of Admin-
istration in the University of Lon-
don.
Lord Sitchener has appealed to
the public asking everyone to avoid
treating soldiers to drink and to
give them every assistance in re-
sisting temptations which are
placed before them.
Speaking recently at Torquay,
Lord Leith, of Fyvie, said we had
now reached a point when the Gov-
ernment had recognized the neces-
sity of making a wholesale sweep
of alien enemies.
During the week end, seven hos-
pital ships arrived in Southampton.
They brought home about 2,000 in-
valid and wounded troops, who
have been sent to hospitals in vari-
ous ,parts of the oopntr'y.
Writing from the front, a private
of the 1st Dorset says: "Soma have
worn their shirts ever sin•oe they
have !been'here, If you could man-
age to send a few, Tommy would
u
look on it as a odsend,
on
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GERMAN MACHINE TOOLS.
British Manuftaei:urers Are. A.ftcl'
the Trade.
In most of the foreign markets in
which Germany does much business
in machine -tools bho thief attrac-
tion is cheapness. This is the ease
in markets of so diverse a character
as Denmark, Russia and the Argen-
tine. In one or rbwo valuable mar-
kets, such as Australia and Japan,
we 1)aya 'tire barges business, but a
good deal of the more elieneentary
work oan be done on a cheap class
of machin•e, which, if we make it e t
all, is certainly not properly mar-
keted, or our business would be'
larger in those countries where
oheapness is a prime consideration,
says a Scotch papere We have on
other occasions referred to the sell-
ing matters and the value of a pro-
gressive attitude in this connection.
Germany frequently sets about
studying a market in a very meth-
odioal tVay, and before attempting
to send goods finds oat eiaactly
what will ,snit it. All this costs a,
considerable amount of money,
which must be ,spemit before any re-
tltrne tali be expected. In the end
reett.ltS wn,rrnmi1 'tho tgy1-le, Xt ms
nrit eltllge"Tthetb a igrge Si'ommasseom
is ollortl leavin 'Nie United Stakes
y g
for b"olttth America foe the purpose
of studying thmarkets hitherto
supplied Item shinny, We ought
to lake a ]pike estteep not only in Sou'tah
Am,eraoa, but in other eon/Ames
nearer home. It is casetitia•1 bo sae -
ease, •aand whsthin' done,Ji fano 741,
died/dually and,.
• of f1a combination, Si
good ift.t loaiotl it must be :baked,
"I always believe in eavingsome-
thing for a rainy day." "How
mueli hitve you saved 7" "Oh, T
haven't saved anything, but 1 be-
lieve in it."
Interest to All Woolen
Halifax Sends Out a Memsage of Help
to Many People.
Halifax. N.S., Dec. 1.5.—When Icier.
viewed at her home at 104 Argyle St.,
Mrs, ltaveretoolt was quite willing to
talk of her peculiarly unfortunate
case, "1 was always 'bine' and de-
pressed, felt weak, languid and utterly
unfit for any work, illy stomach was
so disordered that I bad no appetite,
What I did eat dlsagreetf, I suffered
greatly from dizziness and sick head-
ache and feared a nervous breakdown.
Upon my druggist's recommendation I
used Dr, Iiamilton's Pills,
"1 felt better at once. Every day I
improved. In six weeks 1 was a well
woman, Cured completely after differ.
ent physicians had failed to help me,
It Is for this reason that I strongly
urge sufferers with stomach or diges-
tive troubles to use Dr. Hamilton's
Pills,"
Dr. Hamilton's Pills strengthen the
stomach, improve digestion, strength-
en the nerves and restore debilitated
systems to health. By cleansing the
blood of long-standing impurities, by
bringing the system to a high point
of vigor, they effectually chose away
weariness, depression and disease.
Good for young or old, for man, for
women, for children. All dealers sell
Dr. I-lamilton's Pills of Mandrake and
Butternut.
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GEN. FRENCH AND 'l'H1, BOERS
Tricked Gen. Beyers Into Believing
Ile Rad Large Force.
Sir John French came into pro-
minence by a. succession of unusual
achievements. He held the Boer
at Colesberg and held him on a
20 -mile line with less troops than
he now has in reserve. The story of
French .at Colesberg is the story of
a big hoax. He hoaxed the com-
mandant commanding the enemy's
forces so successfully that although
the Boer was in great numbers lie
never dared venture an attack
More than this, he had a heavy field
gun dragged up the slopes of the al-
most inaccessible Coleskop and
shelled the ]gagers of the invader
with such effect that the Boer gen-
eral withdrew his forces to the other
bank of the Orange River. This
commandant, Gen, Beyers, after-
wards discussed the situation with
Sir John French, and expressed his
total inoredulity when the British
general revealed the weakness of
'his force.
"We could have eaten you," he
said, regretfully.
"You tried to once or twice,"
smiled Sir John,
The Boer commandant nodded.
"Yes," he said, "'but unfortunate-
ly every time we went to take a
mouthful we struck the bit with the
mustard 1" -
After the Boer War there was a
great deal :of fraternizing between
the rival oommanclers, and .there be-
gan many friendships which have so
splendidly fructified in. this present
moment of crisis. One people learnt
much from their whilom enemy,
which they have since turned to
good advantage.
I remember discussing the war
with General De Wet in the train
between B•roonstadt and the 'Vaal,
writes a correspondent. I was par-
ticularly anxious to know which
branch of the service most impress-
ed the Boer, "Undoubtedly the in-
fantry," he replied promptly, "Wo
started by feeling a little contempt
for the foot soldiers—we finished by
holding him in a wholesome respect.
The cavalry we did not mind — the
cavalry divisions never got near
enough to do any great damage.
i v red that the in-
fantryman
n-
Batwesoond co e tat.
i-
f n • • an was a different proposi-
tion.a ttymp P
We at him and killed
tion. shot
him—,but he came on. In long lines
an easy mark for our shots, he ad-
vanced up hills which we could have
held to doomsday, but there was
something so inevitable about that
advance of his that our - men got
panic-stricken toward the end and
would not wait."
"The British infantry is inevit-
able," the general went on. "Yon
might ride away from him,but he
Wo}}t,1d ,follow. He wquld turn up
as fresh as though he had ,been car-
ried all the 'way by wagon. He
might be a day or two before he
turned sip, but there he would be,
and at the end of the war wvlien it
was vitally necessary that we
.should secure food'and emamunitiou
by attacking convoys, even otic, roost
desperate burghers hesitated be-
fore they moved against a convoy
guarded by British infantry.
It often pays to let the other fel-
low talk while you act.
f(i i Igl'"F ON IIADP'IpUUFp�Otl I l'lltrse of '1'o.(lny to Tleoee a£
IN 08V CRUST
•
Hair Came Out, Scalp Itched and
Burned, Scales Like Sawdust,
Cuticura Soap and Ointment
Healed In Six Weeks.
The Pas, :Manitoba—"Pour years ago
I began to lose my hair, It used to come
out any time that I combed 1t. 1 think 1t
was because my head was full of dandruff.
'Whenever I brushed 1t the scales flew 00
like saw -dust. My scalp also Itched and
burned and my head was like a dry crust.
The dandruff allowed very plainly.
"I applied several remedies but found no
Improvement tin I used Cutieura Soap and
Ointment, After using Cuttcura Soap and
Ointment a few days I found a great dif-
ference so I continued with them six weeks
and they completely heated me." {Signed)
L. D. Lockwood, Juno 4, 1014.
RASH OVER BABY'S CHEST
DO Foals Ave„ Toronto, Ont.—"From
birth my baby grandson had a rash over
his chest which prevented his sleeping and
seemed to Irritate blur a great deal. They
were a mass of tiny red pimples on his chest
and arms. IIe was too young to scratch
but was very cross and fretful.
"I used the samples of both Cuticles, Soap
and Ointment and they appeared to afford
him relief immediately so I bought more.
In three or four weeks be was entirely
headed," (Signed) Mrs. L. Compton, May
23, 1014.
Samples Free by Mail
Although Cutlm:re Soap and Cuticura
Ointment aro sold throughout the world, a
sample of each with. 32-p. Skin Book will be
sent free upon request. Address post -card:
"Cuticura, Dept, D, Boston, U. S. A."
A BERMUDA RAIN CATCH.
How the 'Natives Provide a Supply
of Fresh Water.
The rain catch is an institution
that many Bermudian householders
adopt to provide a supply of fresh
water for drinking and washing.
Since there are no. :springs or
brooks in the Bermudian archipel-
ago, and nothing but !brackish wa-
ter can be obtained by driving wells
in the porous coral rook of which
the islands are formed, the law ob-
liges every householder to catch and
store away in tanks or covered cis-
terns enough rain water for his own
use.
Accordingly, the roofs of all the
houses are pitched so es to carry
the rain water by a system of gut-
ters and pipes into large stone
tanks. The roofs are whitewashed
three times a year by government
regulation, and there is a law that
requires every householder to keep
his tank in good condition. All
Bermudian houses are built of cor-
al blooks, roofed over with thin
slabs of the sane material.
Another method of collecting and
preserving the rain water for house-
hold purposes is the unique Bermu-
dian rain catch. It is a large, slop-
ing basin of coral rock placed on
a convenient hillside to give it the
proper pitch. The floor o.f the basin
is :formed by scraping away the thin
layer of top soil so as to expose the
coral rook. A low wall is raised
about three sides of this, and a
covered reservoir, partly above and
partly below ground adjoins it at
the foot of the sloping runway. The
whole thing is cemented to make it
water -bight, and whitiwashed at
frequent intervals to keep it clean.
The rain catch, shimmering in daz-
zling whiteness in the bright Ber-
mudian sunshine against a luxuri-
ant green hillside, is one of the
most interesting features of the
Bermudian p
i n landsca e.
B
5,000 OUT OF WORK
Not men, but corns filet were put out 01
business last week b- Putnam's Corn
Extractor. No corn can live if treated by
Putnam',, It le sato, painless and sure.
Use only Putnam',, ase. at all denlere,
Giving Pa Notice.
"I understand that you have pall-
ed to ask for my daugltter'e hand?"
"Oh, no, nothing like that."
"Then—r,
",She and I settled all that, What
I have called for is- to find out what
part of the house you are going to
turn over to us when we get mar-
ried 7"
A WARM WINTER.
Juno weather Drente&' in California, the
Ideal Wintering pinoo, reached comfort•
ably and conveniently by the Chicago
and North Western ay.
Pour splendid trains daily from the now
passenger terminal Chicago -The Overland
Limited, fastest train to San .Bc5ne pool
the Los Angeles Limited, threw dayb'10
Land of Sunshine, the famous San .Pram
oleoo Limited and 'the Oallforgia Mai)
nlustrated folders deeorlbing °the a Bleu
rates and
Expositions, and also. g vint*
d full pnrtionless, will be mailed
general Age it, Ci Chicago
& B. II. Bennett,
,neral Agent, '55,,
To/o b North Western
,y„ 46 Yongo Bt„ Toronto, Ont,
"I suppose ty' en you lett home
;vete father apbleeg the words that
helped you to Shake your own Wlltdy
in the world' 7e did sa
''roti, don'Ib come li!aoli thel'e until
you are able to pay for your
keep.' 11
Mhl6rd's i,ln( nont Duras Distemper.
Bobbie --'Don't you feel tired,
Mr. Dibble?" Guest --No, Bobbie.�
Why do you ' ,askl" Bobbie--•
"'Canso pa said he met you ]last
night and you were tarrying an aw-
ful loath"
Iconic Wars.
The latent number to hand of the
London Times in its quotations from
its files of aeentury ago has the
following. The places mentioned
as the sphere of operations a year
before the Battle of Waterloo show
remarkable familiarity to the battle-
fields of the present day.
"Bi'uieehs, October 24.—The fol-
lowing is the position of the differ-
ent corps that formed the army in
Belgium: Ostend, Ni•euport, Fur -
nes, and Ypres, Wain and Cour-
trai have numerous garrisons con-
sisting of Englieh and Hanoverian
troops, The other places in Flan-
ders as Ghent, Bruges, and Tilde -
mond are also garrisoned by Eng-
lish and Hanoverian with the addi-
tion of Belgium troops. Tourney
has a. garrison of three Englieh
regiments, a corps of tine Hansea-
tie legion, and some squadrons of
horse, At Mons and C'harleroy are
Belgium infantry and Hanoverian
dragoons, and Hussars. In the vil-
lages between these places are can -
toned troops of .the name descrip-
tion. Namur is wholly garrisoned
by Dutch troops. In the Interior
the Hicsears of Croy are at Ash,
and the Belgium Light Horse with
a strong division of artillery at Mar
lines, The Congreve Rocket Divi-
sion is at Vilverden. At Louvain
are same battalions of Belgium in-
fantry, and the garrison of Brus-
sels consists of English guards and
a corps of Horse Artillery, and the
Belgium regiment of Carithineers.
Oki these troops must be added the
garrison at Antwerp and those
which are etat•Toned at Alae •tricht
and along the Meese as far as Ne-
mur.
a
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Any Curable Muscular or Joint Pain"
Is Instantly Relieved by
Nerv111ne.
Highest grade beans kept whole
and mealy by perfect baking,
retaining their full strength.
Flavored with delicious sauces,
They lave no equal.
l est Like Ili snma'B.
An attractive little girl at a •party
was being questioned about a doll
she had just received for her birth-
day. The mother was beaming with
delight at the attention her daugh-
ter was receiving, when the little
girl said, "Why, do you know, the
hair on my doll's head comes off
just like mamma's!"
YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU.
Try Marine liy a Remedy fur Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyelids; No smarting-"•
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Brown—I wanted to get married
when I was 21, but my father said
I didn't, have sense enough. So I
waited until I was 30. Cora—And
so you got married at 30 1 Brawn—
Oh, no, at 30 I had too much sense
to want a wife�—
Mlnaro•s Liniment Cures Carget In Cows.
War as a deed is barbarous; as
a spectacle, poor and hideous. War
is want piled upon want—wearying
the body, dulling the mind. War is
honor or profit for the few : happi-
ness for no one.
FARMS FDR SALE.
GET TRIAL BOTTLE TO -DAY. H. W. DAWSON, Ninety
You don't have to wait all day to Toronto.
get the kink out of a stiff neck if you
rub on Nerviline. And you don't need
to go around complaining about lum-
bago any more. You can rub such
things away very quickly with Nervi -
line. It's the grandest liniment, the
quickest to penetrate, th' speediest to
ease muscular pain of any kind.
One twenty-five cent trial bottle of
Nerviline will cure any attack of lum-
bago or lame back. This has been
proved a thousand times, just as it
was in the case of Mrs. E. J. Graydon.;
of Caledonia. who writes:—"I wouldn't;
think of going to bed without knowing!
we had Nerviline in the house. 1 have
used it for twenty odd years and ap-;
preciate its value as a fancily remedy
more and more every day. If any of
the children gets a stiff neck, Nervi -
line cures quickly. If it is earache,
toothache, cold on the chest, sore
throat, Nerviline is always my stand-
by. My husband once cured himself
of a frightful attack of lumbago by
Nerviline, and for a hundred ailments
that turn up in a large family Nervi -
line is by far the best thing to have
about you."
The Rid's Regiment.
Mrs. B1uaderby My sister I{ate
who married the En.glishanan writes
me that her boy is going to fight.
Mrs. ICawier—Deiar me 1 Isan't he
rather young 1
Mee. Blunderby—Well, yes ; but,
you see, he's going to join the in-
fantry.
Minarda ' Liniment Co, Limited.
v
Gentlemen,—Last winter I received great
t
benefit from the use of MINARD'S LINI•
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and I tae frequently proved it to be
very effective in cases of Inflammation.
Yours,
W. A. 1tt7TCHINSON.
Not To Be Trusted.
"What's yours?"
"Ooffee and rolls, my girl."
One of those iron -heavy, quarter -
inch thick mugs of toffee wee push-
ed over the counter. 'Ithe fastidious
person seemed dazed. He looked
under ,the mug and over it.
"But where is the saucer 7" he
inquired,
"We dont give no sewer's here.
If we did someylowebrow'd come pil-
in' in an' drink out of hie saucer,
an' we'd lose a lot of our smallest
trade."
Minaret's Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
.A. Great Dessand.
A countryman while in Paris no-
ticed a chop with empty shelves and
windows, Ile walked in and asked
the proprietor, with a stupid look,
"Gir, what goode do you selil"
Wishing to tannase himself et the
tnntrl'nlan' xpense the shop -
<et ell re gd, "1 sell asses'
a a," "Ali," tormented the
oountl'pman, "yon must havo a
great demand for then, (because I
sec only one left in the shop."
It was Josh Billings who ,said he
had "seen soave awful bad throat
diseases completely cured in three
days by simply joining a temtper•
ante satiety."
Mlnerd's Liniment Banat colds, &o.
Colborne Street,
�F YOU WANT TO BUY OR SELL A
Fruit, Stock, Grain or Dairy Farm,
write A. W. Dawson, Brampton, or 9aCol.
borne Si., Toon to.
H. W. DAWSON, Colborne St., Toronto.
MISCELLANEOUS.
ANCER, 'TUMORS, LUMPS, ETC..
V internal and external. eared wttb-
out vain by out florae treatmen Wri•e
us befera too tale. Dr. Bc ],eau �Ad..ou1
Co., Limited. Coatineaeo,i, Ont.
Machinery For Sale
Engine, shafting, belting, pulleys,
etc. from large factory for sale.
Wheelock engine, 18 by 42. complete
with cylinder frame, fly whe. 1, bear-
ings, etc., all in good condition.
Shafting from one inch to three
inches, pulleys thirty inches • to
fifty inches. belting six inches to
twelve inches, Will sell entire or
in part.
NO IREASONAISLE
0 VEER REF SED.
S. Frank 'Filson et. Solis,
73 Adelaide Street West. Toronto.
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