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The Brussels Post, 1914-12-3, Page 6Hone -Made Biscuits — and R C SAND CORN SYRUP Fresh from the oven and piping hot! So light they melt In the mouth! A rare treat indeed. But ever so much better served with CROWN BRAND CORN SYRUP. For candy -making you can't beat CROWN BRAND CORN SYRUP. And it makes excellent pudding sauces. THE CANADA STARCH COMPANY, LIMITED. Manufacturers of the Famous Ed- wardsburg Brands. Made in Canada. Sold by All Grocers. mationiassommanimp Montreal, Cardinal, Brantford, Fort William. fiffiimfiximirmszpita Send for the Ed- wardsburg Free Re- cipe Book. NOTES OF SCIENCE Iworld, whieh is attributed to their diet of bhe larvae of certain 'beetles i • practice drinkingsea and the r roc ce of P water. • A GEO.MIETRICAL VICTORY. Daniel O'Connell's Combat With Biddy Moriarty. Ina recent article on "Old Dub- len Streets," Mr. J. H. Halloran draws en amusing picture of the notorious Biddy Moriarty, keeper of a small shop opposite the Four Courts. Her spirilt, originally high and frequently reinforced by the other variety termed ardent, and her extraordinary range of piotur•- ersquely vituperative language, made her the terror of whomsoever she denounced, and the delight of the audience that always rapidly ass:embied•. She never met her match but once. There have been many versiiane of the( meeting, for the victor was no less a, person than Daniel O'Connel, whose friends laid a wager that he could reduce her to silence; but they all appear to be biassed on the name narrative, pub- lished about the middle of the last oentury by Draniel Owen Madden. The encounter opened briskly, with a taste of Biddy's tongue, promptly administered upon 0' Con- nell venturing to object :to the price she asked for a walking stick. "You old diagonal" rejoined O'Connell, amiably. "Keep a civil tongue in your head 1" Suet an epithet, incomprehensi- ble but cloubitless deragiaitory, did; not tend to imcrsase the terma- gant's civility; and although fur- ther advised—first as a "radius". and then se a "parallelogram."— not to fly into a passion, her anger steadily increased, rising to a cli- maax of infuriated Billingsgate when O'Connell, refusing to weibrac:t what he had said already, accused her instead of "keeping 'a hypo:the- nueo in.ibhe.house." "You can't deny the c'harge," he affirmed, with apparent indigna- tion. "You caan'ib—y-ou miserable sabmultiple of as d ip:licat,e ratio I While I have a tongue I'l'l abuse you, yon most inimitable,eripher I Look at her, boys; 'here etre sten is a oo•nvicted perpendicular in petti- combs.I There she trembles with guilt, down to the •ex,bremities of her corrolaries. Ali I you're found Out,. you rectilineal antecedent and equiangular old hag; you porter - swiping similitude of the bisection of a vortex I" It was too: much. Abendoning words, Biddy snebeihred up a eauoe- pan to hurl .at the head of the per- petraltor of such en overwhelming onslaught of geometrical verbosity. A bystander deflected its, courree, and O'Connell prudently retreated; but 'he had won the wager, With Euclid for his ally, he had van- quished the virago. Cause for Worry. "What ie Owens worrying about, his debts?" "No, because he is unable to con- tract new ones." Wallpaper made of rubber is an English novelty. Strong ammonia will remove iodine stains from clothing and flesh. One quarter of the area of the Kingdom of Saxony is covered by forests. Egyptian cotton is being profit- ably grown on irrigated farms in Arizona. India expects to' have the greatest production of jute on record this year. A little turpentine in warm wa- ter is the best thing for cleaning windows. Pumping engines in a large sew- erage plant in Australia are run by sewer gas. 'China has about' one physician trained along modern lines for each 600,000 inhalbitants. Active mining of pibch'blende, •bhe chief source of radium, has been be- gun in India near Bombay. Cut flowers will keep fresh longer if their stems be placed in damp sand than if placed in water. An English aviator, using a new type of folding parachute, reeently dropped 2,000 feet in safety, • The Chinese government is plan ning to spend $10,000,000 for .a num- ber of high-power wireless stations. The matching of colors has been brought down to an exact science by bhe invention of a machine for the purpose. Wireless messages have been sena and received at a rate of more than 100 words a minute by apparatus icventece in England. Woad, the plant from which an- cient Br rteins made a famous blue dye, still is cultivated for that pur- pose in some portions of Tn.gland. Aluminum is the most abundant of all metals, .being an essential constituent of all important rocks, except sandstones and limestones. Recent official figures show that Ireland has a .steadily increasing deathrate and that the number of marriages and births is decreasing. An elecitrical machine that gets its power through a cable from a light socket has been invented to Denali 8,000 square feet of a floor an hour. Drawings of human beings and animals 'In .ancient eaves in France are regarded es ,proof teat man was right-handed as .far back as in the Stone Age, Japan private individuals own only, :blre surface of the band and its products, all mineral deposits be- neath the siirfa:ce being the pro- perty of the government. In Petrograd there is a clock with 95 epees that mark the 'time in 30 cities in as many countries and the Movementsof the earth, planets and other heavenly bodies, Bulgaria plans to •convert: much of the territory acquired from Turkey into -a vast tobacco field, producing some of the finest and •highest ipr%eel tchacco in the world. "Testis of e, recently ,patented fuel for internal combustion engines,. oonipoaed of naphthaline, water and a motet ingredient,indicate that it is more ,porwei+.fu% than ,gasoline. :lige natives of New 'Chines are the elieettet lived people in the "Wilhelm Rex" Yes, by gum] Wilhelm wrecks Bel.giurn. "Mrs• Nurich is getting very par- ticular." "I .should stay alhe is 1 Why, she won't use oil in her auto lamps unless it refined." PROSPERITY OF DIMINiON l'AN:1.DA. WILL .P11ODl1CB 0V1ilR • $600,000,000 1N GRAINS% The Area of Land Sown Will De Much Larger Than, In Previous Years. One of the most important fae'tors in the re -adjustment of Canadian trade eondi:tions when the war is. concluded ' will be, according to well informed financial men, the 1 - creased agricultural production of the Dominion. The movement in various parts of the country to put more land under cultivation fcr Wheat, oats, and other field crops is progressing. Thee outlook for higher grain values in 1915 is based upon authentic ealculatioes as to the world's supply and demand. The probability that the marketing of the 1915 •crop will more nearly put the position of/the Dominion on the right side of the balance of trade is voiced by the meet conservative business men. $163,000,000 in Wheat. Canacla's wheat crop in 1913 war valued at $145,302,500, and the yield during the present year has probably brought from $160,000,000 to $175,000,000 of new wealth into the Dominion. The wheat yield of 1915 may increase the wealth of the Dominion by $185,000,000, allowing conservatively for an expansion of the wheat area, but ahouid the hopes of some of the men engaged in the business materialize the amount will bo more likely $200,- 000,000. The value to the, Dominion of the oats, barley, hay and other field crops dowing the year 1915, based upon the estimates of recent years and .allowing for only a fairly nor- mal increase, will be in the neigh- borhood of $450,000,000, making a total production along with the wheat, of something like $630,000,- 000. $226,668,000, Root and Fodder. Root and fodder crops tri. Canada, consisting of potatoes, turnips, marigolds, alfalfa, fodder corn, and sugar beets, a total area of 9,070,- 700 acres, as compared with 9,243,- 000 acres in 1913 and their esti- mated value ie $226,668,000, as com- pared'with $197,988,000 in 1913, and the outlook is that in 1915 there will be a, greater area sown and a greater monetary return. Comparative Values. The comparative valuers of some of the fmlpoaitent field crops of Can- ada in 1914, as compared with 1913, are as follower 1913. Wheat $145,300,000 Oats 125,300,000 Barley 17,700,000 Flax 17,770,000 1914. $160,000,000 140,900,000 19,600,000 10,800,000 All Available Acreage. A few days ago Hon. Robert Rogers, Minister of Public Works, summed up the situation as follows : "Reports that I have received while in the West indicake'that far- mers have all available acreage in grain next spring. There'wae never a time in the history of Western Canada when it was more impor- tant than to -day that a huge acre- age be added, and I believe the • farmers are alert to this fact. When farmers, from whatever cause, are unable to provide their own' seed grain, the Government will see that no ,acreage remains unfilled on this account. A. Tremendous Demand. "We are naturally optimistic about; ending the war in record time after Britain gets her full force in the field, but even if hostilities should cerise , to -dray, Canadian grain would be in tremendous de- mand on the continent next year at high price. Aside from selfish con- siderations of profit, every farmer's patriotic duty is to produce, as much foodstuff as possible next year. "The eplendid weather this fall has enabled fanners to get much more than 'the usual quantity of ground broken, and this will go a long way toward in•oreasing the seeding acreage in the, spring, If we can produce the crop we will find a market for it without trouble. Tc this end the Government is coxae pleting storage elevators es rapidly as possible and there will be suffi- cient eap.acity to take care of the increased yield', Wheat at $2 a Bushel. "Canadian wheat' may bring a•s much as $2 a 'bushel next fall. Many experts think the price will approach that figure, for Europe willproduce little grain next year and, must look chiefly to Canada and the States fcr her supplies. Every- thing produced' ori the farm. wall bring an increased price next year, "My reformation is Thee bu:srmess is improving all over the West. The high prise of nearly, every- thing £a me:re have sold• tide halls and the money being diebributod for army reontraets in the West, has contributed in no small degree to• this •condition." Market for Everything. During the year .1013 Canada, sold $208,642,680 of agricultural pro- ducts, but with the decreased pro. duction of European :countries, it is almost a oertainrty that there will be an unexampled market for prat: - Meetly everything produced en the Canadian farm. Frame, even at• the present time is in the musket for 4,000,000 bushels of wheat, and with .a deolilie in. European stucks during the winter months will make orders from other belligerent puw- ers necessary. The monthly report issued to -day by the Department of Census and Statistics, shotes an area estimated in the five fall wheat provinces of 1,294,000 acres, compared with the area sown in 1913 of 1,184,800 acres, and the area hervestedethis yeer of 973,300 sores, The acreage sewn for 1915 represents a net inorease over that eown for 1914 of 9.2 per cent. Last year the acreage eown was reported as 7.37 per cent. The bulk of the fall wheat crop is grown in Ontario, where this year the eetinrate is for 1,043,000 acres, as .compared with 898,000 acres, the area sown 1n the fall of 1913. Tho increase under fall wheat for On- tario, -therefore, is in the ra'bio of about 16 per cent., sehich should prove a material ecrre•otive to such statements, as: "Collections in rural Ontario are only fair." Business men realize that there will be no mercantile difficulties en account of the condition of rural Ontario, and manufacturers know and realize that rural Ontario, and in fact the rural districts of all the provinces, will furnish splendid markets for their output •clurieg the year 1913. ..--a•— POINTED PA.IIA0RAMS. When in doubt bubton your lip. Even a tailor cannot always cut out 'his :rivals. Better a burning kiss them an un- burned love, letter. It often pays to lest the other fel- low talk while you act. People are unnecessarily active when they stir up trouble. Never judge it man by his rela- tivcs—he didn't select them, As it tacks collector the pneuma- tic tire is a howling sneezes,. Rich people travel when they will; poor people when they can. It's easier to purchase a eying machine than to sprout wings. •I, Don'tleave•:too little confidence in yourself or too •much in ethers. Teachers of elocution can't do anything for the voice of conscience in most of us. - A woman's team shedding habit may be due either to, is 'begrimd or to her fondness for onions. Father Time probably hands a woman a new weenkle occasionally merely as it reminder that she has- n't been forgotten. K. of K. Strategy. Many stories of Lord Kitchener are .being retold at the present time. One of the most characteris- tic is related in connection with his campaign in the Soudan. It ap- pears that Lord Kitchener 'became tired of having his messengers snip- ed by the enemy; he therefore or- dered that a telephone wire should be laid across a certain stretch of desert. As Lord Kitchener had or- dered it of 'course it bad to be done, but there was much shoulder -shrug- ging about it, for it was felt that after the enemy had got over their awe for this new device -they would be sure to cut the wire; and this is what happened time and again. Lord Kitchener never complained, he simply ordered the wires to be replaced. Later on the s'houlder- shruggers learned to their inteuse surprise and admiration :that he hail caused the real wire to he laid un- derground. WON'T MIX Bad Food and Good Health Won't Mix. The human stomach stands much abuse, bet it won't return good health if you give it bad food. If you feed right you should feel right, for proper food and a good mind is the sure road to health. "A year ago I became muoh alarmed about my health, for I be- gan to suffer .after each meal, no matter how little I ate, " says a Western woan:an, "I dost my appetite, and the very thought of food grow distasteful, with the result dust I was not nour- ished, and got weak and thin. "My home nares were very heavy, for beside a, large family of my own I have also to look out for an aged. mother. There was no one to shoul- der my household burdens, and come what might I must bear them, and this thought nearly drove me frantic when I realized that., my health was breaking drown. "1 read an article in the paper about some one with trouble like mine being helped by Grape -Nuts food, and acting on this suggestidn I gave Grape -Nuts a trial, The first dish •of this delicious food proved that I had struck the right thing, My uncomfortable feelings in etomaah disappeared as if by magic, and in an incredibly short epees of time I was again myself, Sine then I have gained 12 pounds in weight through a ,suammes ofhater, , work and realize I .am a. very different wo- anan, all due to the splendid food, Grape -Nuts,' Name given by Canadian Poetum. Co,, Windsor, Ont. Limed tirefamons little book, "The Road to Wellvilla, in pkgs. "There's s .a Reason. Ever read the anew) loiter' A now ON endears (rein limo to tlEno. Thoy are genuine, true, and hitt of humin lnteraet. • ARMY CORPS OF WORKMEN KRUPP P1,.1.N'P linll'LOYS'P11011- SANDS OF MIEN, All That Can Be made of SOO Is Constructed ai Essen. The German City •of Essen is Krupps; Krupps bit Essen. The erstwhile liable Westphalian Itown has become one gigantic factory, dominated by the genius of this one family whoae t,hvon gen eratio us built up the greatest cannon and armor indueery the world has ever eeen Looking down on the tows( from one of the pleasant wooded heights on which Alfred Krupp planted the ouloniee for aged or disabled veterans of industry, one sees a forest of tall oliimneys sand dozen's of huge, lofty workldhops, marshalled like forts all round the habitations of men. On a nearer approach one discovers that some sixty factories make up this gigan- tic organization, Forty miles of standard railway link them together and carry (their products abroad ta, the world, and thirty miles of nar- row lines are required as auxiliary for the shops. Army Corps of Workmen. Forty thousancl men, with 4,000 officials, make up the staff of this maze of factories and workshops in normal times. One eau well believe how the staff has been irncreaed in these .anguishing days of war, when every German, great and mall, re- alizes that the future of hes Empire largely depends on the power and number of 'guns which Krop.p'i can place at the disposal of the armies- of Germany and her Austrian ally. Besides: this army corps of workmen at Essen, Krupp's have 10,000 min- ers digging' the earth for •cowl in the firms German collieries ; 1.5,000 lianas at the rolling -mills of Armen and Gruson, •and the blast -furnaces of Rhe•inhausee, Duisburg, Neu- wuicl and Engers; about 7,000 work- men athe fr s shipbuilding yard, the Germanic at Kiel, and 5,000 ore miners in Spain. It rs symptomatic of She immense importance attached by the German general staff to the continuance of work at Krupp's at the highest pressure that the gen- eral commanding the Rhine dietrict has expressly refrained from calling up the Landsturm in order drat the great national 'work may prgceed unimpeded in the Rhenish indus- trial region, where Krupp's is the leading ooucern. Peaee and. War. The private hotel maintained, by the firm at Essen for the aceoanme- dation of its foreign visitors is char- aoteri:stic of elm international char- acter of the business done by Krupp's. Here, in drays of peace, one met representatives of every civilized nation sent by their Gov erx snobs to this international arse- nal to purchase the. arms of war or the implements of peace:' For half the Krupp works at Essen are: de- voted to Whet • the rnormal times seems to be the peaceful worlc of commerce but, whaib in war time is an indispensable .adjnnat to the •arinies in the field. All that can be made of ,steel for railways is oon- strneted here—wheels, axles, en- gine parts, and rail's. Ati Essen the German liners, .now the, murderous commerce destroyeraef the Atlantic and pacific and Indian oeeenrs, re- csive 'the, !huge oastings foe stern post •and stent and cranlc-shafts, .and are furnished with plebes aind frames. Fine steel for tools, the spades, ,and picks of troops en- trenching themselves, and a dozen other varieties proceed from Essen. The Veil of Secrete. But the foreigner, however ani- pecable his recommendations and references, only roes ,as much of Krup3a a as the firm will let him. Foreign military attaches, entrance ed at the. exquieitro couelessy which is the rule of this famon's house, Irmo seen the high hopes built up on the warmth of their welcome dashed to the ground when i.t has come to seeing ,over the •hork•shops. They are e a•rr tied past 'here and hurried past there, and filially leave with .a vague sense of vas'tn'ess 'and method, but reonsci•ou'u of having signally failed to penetrate into the secreta of the oonoe.rn. A good ex- ample of the .secrecy wherewith Ki'uu)pp'•s manage to eni eliope their affrara s as 'seen in !bhe huge siege guns, the cal'ibr'e of which ruaner puts ,as high as 16 inches', with which tone Germanys battered down the forts of Liege and Namur, Though it is a joint stock com- pany in which practically all the rrliares are owned .by Frau Krupp Von Bohlen and Balbach, the only child of alio late Alfred Krupp, the third proprietor, and leen hursb.and, the present managing direcbor of the works, Krupp's i:s regarded by every patriotic German see, natiion- afl posserssirorn, Wdrile Krupp's ex- ists Germany will stand, This is. the firm belief ,Of evea'y member of that nation in arms. "Fritz," the Steam Ilinauner. An a000unt of ra serent visit to lerupp'c works at Essen appeared en the "World's Work." Among other marvels ttericribed is the, fain ons 'steam hammer "Fritz," the 'giant (if the one hundred and eiet,y • steaan hammers at wurk 1n the es ka•�lt `��17fQ NNiacRONTO, OHO „or 771-04° MOST PEPrEcP MADE THE INCREASED.NUTRITI- OUS VALUE OF BREAD MADE IN THE HOME WITH ROYAL YEAST •CAKES SHOULD BE SUFFICIENT INCENTIVE TO THE CAREFUL. HOUSEWIFE TO GIVE THIS IMPORTANT FOOD ITEM THE ATTENTION TO WHICH IT 16 JUSTLY EN- TITLED. HOME BREAD'BAKING RE- DUCES THE HIGH COST OF LIVING BY LESSENING THE AMOUNT OF EXPENSIVE MEATS REQUIRED TO SUP, PLY THE NECESSARY NOUR- ISHMENT TO THE BODY. E. W. GILLETT CO. LTD. TORONTO, ONT N/INNIPEG MONTREA6. tnblrehmenrt. 'Fritz" teas eon - striated in 1.860 by Alfred Krupp at a cost of £100,000. At that; time Krupp's competitors regarded Iris intention to set up the giant ham- mer, which possesses a failing weight of fifty tons, as a sign of insipient madness. I7ndeberred, Krupp continued, and to -day, lifter "Fritz" has been at work for fifty years. it is as useful as ever. Breaking nuts without injuring their kernelsis apopular 1 r method of demonstrating the 'marvellous delicacy of its adjustment. In the armor -plate department we sec huge hydraulic presses, of which there are: no fewer than eiglity-one in the works, and under which steel Woolen: are pressed and 'squeezed un- til compelled to assume the desired shape, no matter how large they may be. A -huge crucible steel block, weighing 'eighty tens, is placed under a 5,000 -:ton hydraulic press; after being mewed, handled, and formed for (half an .hour it emerges in the shape of the gigantic sfiaet of an ooean steamship, ,150 feet long. By the aid of •a speeial inedienical appaa•atus•, the theft is bored, the kernel being extracted in one piece. Steel Cut Like Cheese. Other equally famous machines are the hydraulic shears, which cut through three inches of solid arinor- plarte as if itt were ,ehsese. Enor- mous bending presses of 10,000 -ton pressure bend armor -plates to any shape desired wirth infinite ease. The firm has its own waterworks, makes its own gas, and generates its own electricity. The gas works supply more gas for the fac;tory- town than is used annually in Mu- nich, namely, 26,000,000 -cubic m:e- trese. And yet the 40,000 gas lets distributed all over the establi.h- ment do not suffice for illrtmina•ling purposes, and electricity in the shape of 3,000 aro lamps and 30,000 in•candesoent lights has to he Press- ed into service. Over 400 steam ltoilsrs generate the steam, for the 8,000 different machines and the 2,500 electric 'motors at work. More than 600 miles of cable and wire and over 800 telephone sta- tions and twenty telegraph stations are required to eacilitiete communi- cation throughout lube works. 1?A.RIMING IN PERU. Tilling Done in the Crudest Way in South America(. The titling of the soil is done in the cruelest way, not only in Peru, bout throngbout thewholie of South America. Outside of the wheat frelde of the Argentine, th:e methods would do 'credit to the Egyptians in the.- drays of Ilameses. In fact, the bull -plow, as it is used in Peru to- day, d•altes back to the Ifings of the flrsib dynasty of Egypt. The plow, the Peruvian spade, and ,the grub hoe, which latter is simply as crook- ed .stick with an iron :hoe, are the three implements is agidoulture Lar Peru Ito -day. No implement in Found too mush .the hard Hoops of ground in the plowed iletdv. :fhi:c is dome by the women enrd..hildren with a short chub dike a ball bat. Corn is planted by using a sharp stick to make 0,4-1011C1 in the ground. Then the kernel is dropped in the Thula .and covered by a pure of the bare, foolb on the softened eia.rriilt Rada irs not a •neceiasnty in these val- leys; the natives have made •admir- able irrigating ditches than convey an abunclanrce o• water to every portion of the cultivated fi,olrls. Tito {vaster moistens the hoots of ±he ecru 0r0rnl clay to dray, or Burned into the di•tclacs ±haat fellow. the..canc fields it Internee a potent factor an the .lux- nriant growth of the ehtgiar came, Wealtl, may net bring happiness, hilt it sevee the bill selector many y emee FEEDING THE BRITISH ARMY IT IS A II (Ill '1'.1.51( 1)URI NG 'll til h OF WAR. What Every Man Is Entitled tet When on theFighting- lino or 'i'raining. In times of peace the British sol- dier in barracks, apart from breed and beef, buys Inc own food, being allowed so much money a dray for the purpose, The beef .consists of three-quarters cf a pound, "includ- ing bone." And I are 'told by sea- soned Tornmies that upon one's standing with the company cook •do - pends hire proportions of meat or bon o one gets. The weight is a10 right, for ire pie:quet officer of the day 'sees the food put into the scales. But the wives of the men who are anarriecl on the strength have an understanding with the cook that the choice cuts are not to be wasted on the single mien. A pudding made according to re- cipe of rice and milk, and in high favor with :the soldiers, is generally a grey instead el white or creamy hued, owing to the circumstance that the "linea of communication" between the milk can and :the pud- ding basin are generally cut by ser- gearuts. Sergeants are thirsty souls. Sugar is screed in tea, but here again the man e'hc happens ito sleep in :the cook's room cannot Mete tela for sugar, whereas the other men has to take his almost unsweetened. But when war comes and .the sol- dier goes off to fight he is put on a different footing. Now he cannot be bothered &hoot. his food. He way have to mins several aneals running, but when he does get one it is all ready bought and prepared for him. Food for the Field Feria. There are three sorts of meals for the field force. The man who gets his feed at the base or wher- ever there is an army kitchen fire, a cook, and the necessary culinary ' e l with utensils receives if all is w 1 i transports the o amunie the Iran ports and e c n Mons, food to the value et whole- axle hole- axle prices of Is. 1%d. a clay. It• is made up as follows : 1X lbs. of bread or else 1 1b. of biscuit; 1 lb. of compressed ("bully") beef, or enough fresh beef to yield 1 Ib. When cooked; four ounces of bacon; three ounces each of cheese and su- gar; two ounces. of peas or beans; X lb. of jean ; it ounces of tea.; f ounce, of salt; 1 -30th ounce of pep- per; 1 -20th ounce of mustard, and • 1 -10th gill of lime juice. The Iron Ration. There are no green vegetables, and ne such it lot of highly <oneen- waled food would be conducive to scurvy the little dose of lime juice is introduced as a preventive. Each maul is supplied with a little per•- maegana•te of potash to be used for disinfecting hater. Bub in addition to this provision made for lum when he is in camp, or field training. or can get bo the bare ficin the firing line, Tommy Atkins luta tt'hal is known as the "iron" rali.,n and the emergency ',Mimi. The "iron" ration he car- ries in his knapsack or valise. The former (so eald-d became 1•t used to he carried in a tin, a1thetie''r now it is held in a canvas receptacle) he eats whet, he cannot get his ordi- uary fare, and it comprise* 11, of bully beef, 12 Ounces of biscuit, 5 -8th ounces of ten. 2 cnnc.'s of su- gar, :', oiuicesi , f n'rt 3 ounces of cheese, and 1 ounce of meat extract, The Emergency Ration. The emergency nation is rather a dramatic affair. Only when Tommy is alt the last gasp, when the '`iron" ration is a fond memory and the base is ra very remote paradise, may be opened the a nergency tie Which is .sewn insicde of his dunic, maul then only if he gets his officer's permission. If there is not an nee . tsr about Tommy must use his dis- cretion as to when the emergency is sufficiently urgent. This ration consists of 6% ounces of a secret substance' with .a chocolate founda- tion • It is so potent that this. small portion will maintain strength for 30 lomirs if talrcn 02 very utiserly qua nt itie8, The first described of these ra- t:dons is the one to which the re- cruits now trebling are entitled, that, is if they have been ".token over" by the War Ofllee. Soma of the Territorials are, however, be- ing maintained by the county ro 'arcs mations, and their feed is a, (auto Ile quantity, the living depending. on the good -(sill of the local au- bhoaities. Everything is weighed and in- spected on arrival at the depots and woo betide the firm time gets e reputation for unfair dealing, le, of IC, means keen en eon•tr•aet,.rs as well as kicker of Kaisers. e1 nem) Offer, First Maid --'The rich young fel- ler that's courtin' Miss Ethel is aty(full, stingy," Seconcl ]lilt° - " %iahat makes you blink so 'i" First --Why, I heard him say to bei --'A penny for your thoughts, and he a millionaire, mind .you," Georgie•--"What does the news paper man mean by calling 12r, Sharp an eight-bry•ten business man? Father--' I presume it Te he to nob exactly square f" 4