The Brussels Post, 1913-6-12, Page 7Young Folks
A
Fish Story,
May had a dear little glass globe,
in it swam several dear little. gold
fish. They were quite tame, and
every day when May fed them they
would swim to the top of the water
and Nibble at the food in her hand,
This fish -globe stood on a little
table next to her bed and every
night after her "Amen" had been
said May said : "Good night fishes"
and turned to go to sleep,
One night she .had a strange
dream. "What are you dreaming
of ?" asked one of the gold fish of
May.
"I'm dreaming of the big oceans,
and rivers, and how I should like
to see the bottom of them,"
"Is that so 7" answered the gold
fish. "Then seat yourself on my
back and I'll take you to the bot-
tom of the sea."
"Will you really 7 Oh you're a
dear."
May jemped out of bed and
flopped herself on the fish's back.
In a second she was splashing
through water.
"Where am I7" she asked as the
fish stopped for a minute.
"We are in a bay where oysters
grow."
"Goodie I" said May, "I love
oysters. May I take some home to
mother? She loves them too."
"Keep quiet and looks"
May obeyed and she saw hun-
dreds growang,on the bottom, She
peeped into a shell to say "howdy"
to the oyster. She saw animals
that looked like stars go creeping
along; some were swimming, There
were crabs and lobsters, and May's
mouth watered for the good cooked
kind that they had at hoine.
She saw strange ',poking flowers
and weeds growing there, and' the
goldfish told her that they were
composed of tiny animals.
Then they Swam toward the
ocean and May saw such large fish
that she almost pulled goldfish's
fins out, she held on to her escort
so tightly.
"Please take me home, I'm
afraid of those big fish," she cried.
Just then goldfish saw a flying
fish passing so he and May settled
themselves on its back and in "two
shakes of a lamb's tail" they land-
ed in May's bed where her mother
found her next morning.
Goldfish was in his globe smiling
a "good morning" at May and May
thought she saw him wink at her,
as much as to say "Don't tell any-
one where we were last night,"
and she didn't.
STARTING A. TRAIN.
There's Nothing Frivolous in the
Ceremony in Germany.
A returned traveller 'who spent
much of his time in Germany, drift-
ed into the observation of railroad-
ing in the Empire. He rode the
most on local trains, though not
having set purpose, and proceed-
ing only for short distances.
On one of these vagrant trips he
had surrendered his ticket and had
nothing on his mind but his destin-
ation when the conductor came in
and said:
-',`Extra fare, please.".
"Why 7" demanded the expers
fenced voyager.
"Because," answered the con-
ductor, "we have cut out five stops
and the train is now an express."
The recollection of the writer
• runs back to the time when as a
small boy he first beheld the start
of a German railroad train. ' The
impression is self-evidently vivid
to have lasted-so'long.
First there was a prodigious
powwow -between the head bag-
gageman and the porters; who ar-
gued excitedly over the disposal of
trunks. Everything awaited the
conclusion of their jabbering and
the loading of the car, Nobody else
seemed animated or even concern-
ed. The conductor looked on Moe
ieally and the • engineer phlegmati-
cally talked to a 'bystander on the
platform,
The last trunk in, baggage smash-
ers retired, still arguing. The con-
ductor went to the end of the train
and,. the guards stationed them-
selves alongside at intervals. All
eyes were 'on the engineer, He
climbed into his cab, disposedhim-
:self on his seat in a leisurely way
and protruded his head from the,
window,
"Fertig 7" 'Be inquired of the
first guard, who turned to the see-
end' also to ask "ferbig 7" This was
repeated along to the last car,
'where the signal system doubled,
on its trail. It having been ascer-
tained that everything was. "fer-
tig,' the +information was relayed
to the engineer, who nodded sol-
emnly and turned in his seat, A
bell tinkled, the crossing gates
(numot'onsly manned to prevent
tenicide) mese and the train pulled'
out 'with the pomposity that char-
acterizes everything official in Ger-
many—the "verboten" land.
Thft e.etrenle oautfon amuses the
visitor, but it also makes him re-
Ylect, The Government's paternal -
Ism may not be affectionate, but it
Is far-reaching. There aro no handy
ways to die when _danger cera be
fereatelled.
PURE BLOOD
MAKES HEALTH
Disorders of the Blood are Oared
by Dr, Williams' Pitt Pills
If people would realize, the im-
portance of keeping the blood rich
and pure there would be less sick-
ness. The blood is the medium
through which the nourishment
gained from the food reaches the
different parte of the body, If the
blood is impure the nourishment
that reaches nerves, bone and finis -
ole is tainted with poison and di-
sease follows. The blood is also
the medium by which the body
fights off disease, if the blood is
thin and watery this power of re-
sistance to disease is weakened,
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale
People build up the blood, They
increase the ability of the body to
resist disease. They strengthen
the nerves, increase the appetite
and care every disease calmed by
thin and impure blood, and that
embraces such diseases as anaemia,
indigestion, . neuralgia, . nerve ex-
haustion'
rheumatism, and many
others. Every claim made for this
medicine is amply proved by the
grateful testimony of those who
have been cured. Here is one in-
stance. • Mr. Jas. Sauger, Peter -
bore, Ont., says : "I began to be
troubled with dizzy spells. These
Were especially noticeable in the
morning On rising and mere accom-
panied by a feeling as if my body
had taken on two or three times its
weight during the night. When I
went out of doors everything would
suddenly seem to get topsy-turvy
for a few moments, and would
apparently see specks floating n
front of isle, and for a while I could.
hardly drag myself along. This
feeling at first only lasted for a
fens minutes, but es time went on
the duration of the spells seemed
to increase. Whilst during the day
I would be suddenly -attacked with
dizziness compelling me to hold on
to something until the feeling
passed. I had in the meantime
boon taking various blood tonics,
as I was convinced my condition
was due to my blood being out .of
order. None of, these, however,
eeemed to havany permanent
effect. For a little while.I would
be fairly well; but as soon as I quit
using .them the attacks used to
come back with renewed vigor. One
day I came across an advertisement
of Dr. Williams' Pinlc Pille and de-
cided to try them. I soon noticed
a more decided improvement than
I had felt before. The dizzy spells
were becoming less frequent and
less violent, and by the, time I had
taken six boxes I was well again.
From former experience I had some
fears that the trouble might re-
turn, but now, four months atter
discontinuing the ase of the pills,
I have had no return of the trouble.
In fact I never felt better than 1
do now, and I think nothing can
equal the Pills as a blood medi-
cine."
The Pills are sold by all medicine
dealers or can be had by mail at
60 cents a box or six boxes for
$2.60 from The Dr. Williams' Medi-
cine Co., Brockville, Ont.
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AID FOR STRANGERS. .
Machines in London Stations Will
Deliver Their Messages.
I't is not uncommon for a visitor,
to London, England, to get cut off
from his companions. Me usual
instinct of a stranger who has be-
come isolated in this way is to
snake his way back at once to the
station at which he has arrived.
All this Inas been provided for in.
one of the northern railroad ter-
mini, where a curious apparatus;
called the notograph has been prat
up.
A penny in the slot produces a
small letter card. You write your
message on this and address it and
slip it into a rack behind a glass
screen. This rack slowly tanks
down on an endless chain, but your
message will remain in eight for
three hours. A supplementary
rack is for telephone messages 'or
telegrams;; which can be obtained
from the station officials, Thus if
a stranger gets separated from his
party all he has to do is to go back
to the station, as he usually does,
and leave a message -stating his,
whereabouts, or wait until another
member of hie party gets through
to him by telephone or telegram.
It is -a most ingenious notion, but
the difficulty would seem to' be to
'acquaint" the visiting stranger of
its existence,
"Father, what is an empty title?"
"Weld; an empty title is your
mother's way of calling me the, head
of the house."
Dr. Morse's
Indian Root 1P i11s
are made according to a formula in
use nearly a century ago among the
Indians, and learned from thein by
Dr. Morse. Though repeated at-
tempts have been made, by physl-
clans and chemists, it hgi been found
impossible to improve the formtda or
tife pills. tSr. Morse's Inclien Root
milia area household remedy through-
out the world for ConfittPation end
all Kidney and Liver troubles. They
act promptly and effectively, and
,tie M
Cleanse the Syntent
Prof. Hering,
who says Germany is endangered
by invasion of Japanese and other
cheap labor.
ECIIO IS LOUDER THAN SO (IND
Experiments Were Made From a
Balloon. .
To most persons it would seem
impossible for an echo to be louder
than the sound that produced the
echo, but under certain rather pe-
culiar conditions this is really true.
lAThon a revolver is fired from a
balloon the report is sharp, but not
eo loud, explains a writer in Har
per's Weekly, as it would be if the
gun were fired on the surface of
the earth: If the balloon is up.
something like 2,000 feet or higher
there will be a few seconds' silence.
after the revolver shot and then
a roar or deep rumble will rise up
from the earth.
If an explosive is dowere,cl from
the basket of the balloon until it is
discharged with an electric spark
from a .battery in the hands' of one
'of the aeronauts, there will comp
to the ears of those above a report'
like a revolver shot and then a few
seconds of silence, followed by a
peal of the loudest thunder ever
heard.
There is no solid background
'about or above`. the balloonists to
produce a rebound of the atmos-
pheric sound -wave and the air is
more dense below, Thus, when
the sound -waves penetrate the den-
ser lower strata of Mr and then
the .solid earth the echo produced
seems to the. ears of the occupants
of the balloon far louder than the
original sound. ;
A SAFE MEDICINE
. FOR THE BABY
Baby's Own Tablets' are a safe
medicine for little ones. In fact
they are guaranteed by a govern-
ment analyst to be absolutely free
from opiates or any of the drugs so
harmful to the lives of little ones.
The Tablets never do harm—always
good and may be given to the new-
born bathe or growing child with
equal safety. They never fail to
cure constipation, indigestion,.
colic, break up colds and fevers and
make teething easy. The Tablets
are sold by medicine dealers or by
mail at 25 cants a box from. The
Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brook-
ville, Ont.
ESIKIMO CHILD NOT WHIPPED.
Does as He Pleases, but is Gener-
ally Obedient.
The. Eskimo child is the idol of
the home and is allowed to do as
he pleases. He is never punished,
says 11 writer in the Wide World
Magazine, and his whims and wishes
'are consulted with all the concern
liven an adult. In spite of this
'indulgence the children are remark-
ably obedient. . Perhaps the pat-
riarchal manner of living—father
and mother, aunts and uncles and
grandmother—tends to make them
50,
Tho word of the elders is law and.
is never questioned. They have
lived a long time, the Eskimos rea-
son, and therefore speak with the
authority of experience.
All of this is very nice in the or-
dinary walks of lifer but rather em-
barrassing sometimes in school
Work, When a child of four or five
Plays truant fromschool, and the
!visiting teacher, complaining to
the parents, is gravely told to ask
Ogle small despot if it is his royal
pleasure to come to school or not,
the situation beaosnes ludierous. The
only resource is to become a hatred
truant officer, or, °better, to make
your work so interesting that the
Children cannot stay away.
The Surpl'iser Surprised.
A wealthy landowner in England,
affected with the craze for Japan-
ese gardening, invited the Japan-
ese ambassador to luncheon, says
the Bristol Times and Mirror, and
afterward ehowed him round the
gardens and greenhouses, keeping
the Japanese garden till the last
as a, delightful surprise,
When, after admiring the beauty.
of all the other Sardoha, the am-
l}lail��seder was. at fast taken to the
unit #don of the rdene of his own
owerrqq land he held uphis hands
n onthuslaetio delight. "Ah," Ise.
exclaimed "this le wonderful ] We
heave nothing like this in Japan V
From Great Lakes
To .the Rockies
WOMEN SING TILE PRAISES OF
DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS.
Saskatebewan Lady Adds Her Test
Imony To ' What Iles Already
Been Saidof the Great Work
Dodd's Kidney Pills Are Doiug.
Caesurville, Sask., June 2—(Spe-
cial.--•-The scarcity of female help
in a new country subjects the wo-
men of the prairies to unusual
strain, and careful observation has
established the foot that this strain,
first makes itself felt in the kid-
noys, For this reason Dodd's Kid-
ney Pills aro making an enviable
reputation from the Great Lakes
to the foothills of the Bookies.
Everywhere you will find women
singing the praises of the great
Canadian kidney remedy ,that has
banished their pains and weariness,
and brought them hack to health.
Among the many is Mrs, Edgar
Cowen, an estimable lady of this
place.
"I have found Dodd's Kidney
Pills very beneficial," Mrs. Cowen
Metes. "If anything 1 can say will
help any sufferer I am glad to add
my testimonial to what has already
been said."
The kidneys strain all the refuse
material out of the blood. If they
are out of order this refuse remains
in the blood, and becomes poison.
That's why sound kidneys mean
pure blood and good health.
Dodd's Kidney Pills make sound
kidneys.
A HUGE ICED CANE.
,'%Vhen Honesty is Not Always 'the
Best Policy.
A Warsaw, Poland, bookkeeper
named Schneider was awaiting his
trial, being charged with fraud.
As his health. was bad, his family
sent him many little delicacies un-
known to the prison fare, delicacies
which, doubtless, his custodian
shared. One day, amongst. other
things, a huge iced cake appeared.
The warder's children were fond of
cake, so was his wife. They there-
fore determined to annex half the
cake for their own oonsumption.
Their astonishment was great
when upon applying a knife to the
dainty, it stuck just below the ic-
ing and refused to budge:
"It must be baked to a cinder,"
said Mrs. Warder.
But her husband, suspecting that
something worse than careless bak-
ing was responsible for the cake's
hardness, out round the aides, and
was rewarded by finding a revolver
.and seven cartridges buried in the
paste,
When arraigned before the au-
thorities,Schneider confessed that
he had intended to shoot, his jail-
ers and escape from limbo before
his trial.
"After all," said the warder,
pensively, when relating the epi-
sode, "honesty is not always the
best policy. If my wife had not out
into that oake 1 should have been a
dead man now, for I sleep hard."
R.
Its Rind.
"Oh, dearie, 1 just thought about
asking you to fix the stove pipes
for me."
"Just thought sibout it 7 It's
what I gall a put-up job."
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MEMORY IMPROVED'.
Since Leaving Off Tea and Coffee.
Many persons suffer from poor
memory who never suspect tea and
coffee have anything to do with it.
The drug—caffeine—in tea and
coffee, acts injuriously on the
nerves and heart, causing imper-
fect circulation, too much blood in
the brain at onetime, too little in
another part, This often causes a
dullness which makes a good mem-
ory nearly dmposeible.
"1 am nearly 70 years old and
did not know that coffee was the
cause of the stomach andheart
trouble 1 suffered from for many
years, until about four years ago,"
writes a Western, woman.
"A king' neighbor induced me to
quit coffee and try Postum. I had
been suffering severely and was
greatly reduced in flesh. After us-
ing Postum a little while I found
myself improving: My heart beats
became .regular and now I seldom
ever notion any symptoms of my
old stomach trouble at all. My
nerves are steady and my memory
decidedly better than while I was
using coffee,
"I like the taste of Posttun fully
ass well as coffee."
Nalne given by Oanadian Posteen
Co., Windsor, Ont. Write for book-
let, "The Road to Wellville."
Postum comes in two forms.
Be alar (must be boiled).
nstant Postum doesn't require
boiling but is s prepared instantly by
stirring a level taaspoo to l iii an
ordinary ettp, of hot water, which
makes 1t night for most persons.
A big crop requires more and
some people who like tinaelg. things
put in a heaping spoon tail and tem-
per it with a large supply of Bream.
Experiment until you know the
etmount.that pleases your palate
and have it served that Way in the
ftrtui'o,
"There's a lioaeoh for Postum, Ell. 7.
PIMPLES ON FACE
!RE'S AND SECS
Scratched So Made Red Sore.
Trouble Grew Worse All the Time.
A Cake of Cuticura Soap and a
Box of Cuticura Ointment Com-
pletely Cured.
vUlo 7oietto, Quo.—"My little girl, aged
four years, had so many pimples on her
face, arms and legs that I did not; know
what to do. They lasted
for a year. She com-
menced to scratch and
this made pimples, clear,
not red. Sho scratched so
much that the blood ran.
and it made a rod sore.
The sores were worse on
her arms and legs and on
her face, and they were ugly looking with
the blood. I was told what to do to stop
her suffering, and I used the treatment but.
other pimples camp alit all the time, I tried
all aorta of remedies but the trouble grow
worse all the time. It was always tho same
story,. until I used Outlaws Boa]) and Oint-
ment. I began to apply tho Ottleura Ofnt,-
mnnr. on her, also hot water and Outloura
Soap, Immediately I began to see that
they were curing her. and after having
used a cake of Ceticura Soap and a box of
Cuticura. Ointment she was completely
cured. She has just as fine a skin as before.
"My husband also used Cuticltra Olnt-
mont for cracks In his hands. After three
applications of the Cuticura Ointment he
was completely cured." (Signed) Mrs. Alfred
Corrier, Jan. 10, 1012.
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment are
sold by druggists and.. dealers everywhere.
For a liberal free sample of each, with 32-p.
book, send post card to Potter Drug Si Chem
Corp., Dept. 33D, Boston, U. S. A.
•ESKIMO'S B1tA1NS IN STu..........
Say Dogs Can be Satisfied, But
People Can Always Eat.
According to Rand Rasmussen,
the explorer and authority on polar
lands, the Eskimo does riot think
as other races do. He does not
count the hours, days or years and
keeps no record on time. All his
!thoughts are centred on hunting
and beyond the need of sufficient
food and clothing for himself and
family, he bee no. care.
Mr. Rasmussen relates a number
of interesting conversations which
he has had with various Eskimos,
all of which go toward pointing. out
conclusively their indifference and
inability for any thoughtful reflec-
tion,
"Once;" he is quoted in an ex-
change as saying, "I asked an Es-
kimo who seemed to be plunged in
reflection, "What are you thinking
about 7"
"Ho laughed at my question and
said : "Oh, it is only you white
men who go in for thinking. Up
here we think only of our flesh pits
and whether we have enough for
the long, dark winter. If we have
meat enough why should be think?"
Eating seems to be the all impor-
tant thing beyond the task of pro-
viding it. : Once' when Mr. Ras-
mussen excused himself, after pay-
ing a visit, with the plea that he
had alroady eaten enough, he was
laughed at and the answer he re-
ceived was :
"Dogs can be stuffed till they
are satisfied and can eat no more;
but people—people can always
eat."
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A Hint.
Mr. •Spiggins (gently)—My dear,
a 'Boston man was shot ,at by a
burglar, anal his life was saved by
a button which the bullet struck.
Mrs. Spriggins—Well, what of it 7
Mr. ,Spriggins—Nothing, only the
button must have been on.
50,000 MEN WANTED
Before next month this number are
wanted to stop up and have their corns'
removed with Putnam's Oorn Extractor—
it's painless—safe—sine. Use Only "Pete
nnm'e." it's the beat, 200. at all dealers,
tp
Tho Sensation.
Miss Gibson was very rich and.
Mr. Hanna was very poor, She
liked him, but that was all, and
he was well aware of the fact. One
evening he grew somewhat tender
and at last he said ; "You ars
very rich, aren't you, Helen?"
Yes, Tom," replied tlae girl frank-
ly; I am worth about two million
dollars." "Will you many me,
Helen 7" "Oh, no, Tom, I
couldn't." "1 knew you wouldn't."
"Then why did you ask mei Oh,
I just wanted to see how a man
feels when he' loses two millions."
People never pay any attention
to a cheerful liar.
ISSUE 28---'13.
FIRE IN STOVE 70 TEARS.
Primitive Cooking Apparatus In
Cornwall, England.
Incredible as it may seem to us
who have at our command every
sort of labor saving machine and
device that it is possible to con-
ceive, there are some parts of the
world—and not the most remote,
either—where many of the ordin-
ary tasks of lifearo aecompiished
in almost identically the same way.
that they were centuries ago, says
a writer in Gas LogicTravellers
in foreign countries have frequent-
ly told of surprising instances of
this kind which they have met with
in their wanderings in out-of-the-
way localities.
A striking illustration of the way
in which people who come little
into contact with modern methods
oftentimes cling to ancient and
cumbersome ways of doing things
is afforded by the case of a farmer
in Cornwall; England, whose prim-
itive and picturesque cooking ap-
paratus has attracted attention.
The fuel used in this "stove" is
neither coal nor wood, but peat.
aro other fuel has ever been burned
in it. The Cornish farmer declares
that to his own knowledge the fire
in it has not been out in seventy
years.
When the farmer's family have
any cooking to do, the embers are
first raked flat, and an iron plate
is placed over thein. The dough is
then put into a tin, which is placed
upon the iron plate, the tin then
being covered over with a big iron
pot. The whole is covered with
embers and in eighty minutes' time,
it is said, the bread is perfectly
baked
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Weary Tiredness
Changed to Vigor
That Played-0ut Feeling Was
Quickly Remedied and Health
Restored.
Story of a Merchant Who Almost ,Lost
His Business and His Health Through
Neglecting Early Symptoms of Disease.
"My life for years has been of sedentary
eharactor," writes T. B. Titebaeld, head.
of a well known firm in Buckingham.
Nine hours every day I spent at office
work and 'took exerefee only on Sunder.
I disregarded the symptoms of ill -health,
which were all too apparent to my fam-
ily. I grow thin, then pale, and before
long I was jaundiced—eyee and skin ware
Yellow, my strength and nerve were low-
ered, and I wee quite unfitted for busi-
nese. In the morning a lightness in the
head, particularly when I bent over, made
me very worried about my health, Most
of the laxative medicines I found weak-
ening, and knowing that I had to be at
business every day I neglected myself
rather than risk further weakness. Of
course I grew worse, but by a happy
chance I began to use Dr, HamiIton's
Pills. I was forcibly struck by the fact'
that they neither caused griping nor
nausea, and it seemed incredible that pills.
could tone, cleanse and regulate the sys-
tem without causing any unpleeeant after
effects. Dr. Hamilton's Pills acted with
me just as gentle as nature—they gave
new life to my liver, strengthened my
stomach, and wan iSo hack to perfect
good health. My akin is clear, dizziness
has disappeared, and my appetite,
strength, spirits are perfect,"
Refuse anything offered yon instead of
Dr. Hamilton's Pills, which are sure to
Imre. Sold in 26o, boxes, five for $1.00,
at all druggists and atorskeepere, or poet -
paid from the Gatarrhozone Co., Buffalo,
N.Y., and Kingston, Canada .
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Chinese Doctor's Ideas.
Tho Chinese doctor possesses
many ideas peculiarly his own,
There is much mystery and impres-
siveness in his manner of treat-
ment. According to Mongolian
medicine the Chinaman believes
that the human heart is more likely
to become inflamed at noon during
the summer season than at any
other time, Likewise they regard
the human ear as suggesting the
condition of the kidneys, while the
mouth and lips indicate the condi-
tion of the spleen and the •:stomach.
Mlnard's Liniment Cures Dlphthsrla.
"It was simply a question of ver-
acity between us," said the oldest
inhabitant. "He said I was a liar,
and I said lie was one." "Humph I"
rejoined the village postmaster,
"That's the first time I ever heard
either of you tolling the truth."
senard's Liniment cures Colds, Eta
Pointed Paragraphs.
Polities is a good game, but a
mighty poor business.
Many a euocesteal man makes a
noise like a big wind.
A drunken man will tell' you
everything lie knows -but what's
the use./
And some men talk to themselves
because they like an appreciative
audience.
In acoofd with the eternal fitness
of things, a man who stole a watch
wound up in jail.
The world admires any man who
attends to his own business ---no
matter how humble it may bo,
Women who a land most of their
time trying to Improve their com-
plexions never thank of the old-
fashioned method of steaming it
over, 'd washtub.
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SOUPS
igbly concentrated I one tin
aufaces a amen family,
Forest and best
ingredients.
Order
today,
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FARMS FOR SALE,
H. W. DAWSON, Ninety Colborne Street,
Toronto.
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Farms in all section et Ontario.
Some snaps.
FF ACTORY SITES, WITH 01t WITHOUT
Railway trackage, in Toronto,
Brampton and other towns and cities.
ESIDENTIAL PROPERTIES IN
+ Brampton and a dozen other towns.
H. W. DAWSON, Colborne St., Toronto.
J. e7 L A.sandy CRES.lo m. frameLAMBThouse,N , good
outbuildings, a miles to Alvineton mar.
ket, will exehanlre for city, town or vil-
lage nroperty er emaller farm. The West,
ern Real Estate Exchange, London,.. Ont.
MALE HELP WANTED.
A T ONCE—MEN WANTED; LEARN
11. Battier Trade; great demand; good
wages: twenty to thirty advertised for
Inonto taf'ayou six to eight Send for n Oo
Logue. Molar College. 221 Queen East, To.
mon to,
STAMPS AND COINS
TAMP COLLEOT010—H 11NUI1KD Ute.
L ferent Fereiga Stamps. Ootatogna
Album, only Seven Ceuta. Mark+ clams
rr,e,,nm Taman,
MISCELLANE011e.
rt AN cEtt. TUMORS, UUdfPS. ETo.
Y.l internal and external, nrcd with.
oat nein by our home treatment, Writs
se before too bate. Dr. 'Reitman Medias/
Co.. 'Lim HP,' rallInewnnrl Ont.
Unanituons.
"I have taken a job," said the
plain young woman, "as a school-
teacher." At this her chum cried:
"What! Teach school! Why, I'd
rather marry a soft, fat, baldhead-
ed widower with eight children
than teach school!" The plain
young woman sighed, "Ah I" she
said, "so would I."
Minard's Liniment Co., Limited.
Gonte,—I have need. your Minard's Liaf.
meet in my family and also in my etablea
for years and consider it the best meds•
eine obtainable.
Yours truly,
ALFRED ROOHAY,
Proprietor Roston Pond Hotel and -Livery
Stables.
Ten kiore.
He—I have saved up ten thou-
sand dollars. Will you be ray wife?
She—Oh, Mr. Jones, this is too
sudden! Save rap another ten thou-
sand.
Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
Was Broad Enough.
"Why has your wife decided to
give up the European trip she was
contemplating?"
"She happened to hear some-
body say that travel broadened
one."
he Try @durine Eye Remedy
No Smartt ug—Feels Flno—date Quickl1.
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Yo cV ' I n askted 5001110, Mllaetrated Soon
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A New Theory.
"Now I understand why Nero set
fire to Rome."
rrWhy?„
"He was evidently in sympathy
with the suffragettes."
ellnard's Liniment Cures Carnet In Caws.
One day a woman sent her little
boy out in the yard to play with the
baby, as she was'buey. The boy
had a new shovel his mother had'
given him. After they had pla,yod
awhile she head' the baby crying,
She went out to see what' was the
matter 'with the baby. She asked
Johnny what the trouble was. He
said proudly: "A dirty fly bit him
on the head, and 1 killed it with
my . shovel."
FREE OF LUMBAGO
Becau'so Ho took GIN PILLS
OCr. XI. A, Jukes of Winnipeg NW iies :
"1 have been a sufferer from Lumbago
for some yenta past,; I'etet your Mr.
Hill and he advised rate to take GIN
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Intervals during the early part of the
present winter, anti np.to-date 'lave bad
110 return of my ted trouble—to fact 1
feel better than X stave for years, And
think that my old i'uenly has vanished,.
for good and all,"
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